MaddCash vs. Mary Jane/Josie Pleasure

[AJ]

-Holiday Mayhem Qualifier-
MaddCash vs. Mary Jane/Josie Pleasure
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Deadline = November 18th, 2016

[Josie Pleasure]

Josie and Mary Jane are sitting backstage with Kristen Otto for a formal interview.

Kristen Otto- At Hallowicked Josie, you and Mary Jane a bit angry about the final decision that the ref made.

Was there a question in there? Of course we were furious. MJ's shoulder was clearly up! Not to mention the illegal move that Dope used.

Kristen Otto-So you're saying that you were robbed?

Damn straight! We should be the Tag Champs and the fact that we're not is only going to make things more dangerous for other competitors. Because if you want to play dirty tactics, then hell I'll play that game to, but I warn you that I'm better at it. Here we are the most dominant team on the roster. Having beaten your "top people".

Kristen Otto-How will this affect you this week facing MaddCash?

How do you think? We're pissed off and last I checked we're pretty fucking scary on a good day. MJ and I are more than ready to kick some ass and regain our bragging rights. In fact I'm going to lay this out real clear to MaddCash...you two have no idea what you're getting into. Hell would be a picnic compared to what lies in store you. I'm not taking any chances this time, I want this victory and I will stop at nothing to get it. This interview is ridiculous! Let me know when you got some real questions for me cuz these are lame. I'm done talking to you.

Kristen Otto-Ok...Mary Jane, I want to get your take on this.

To be continued....

[Aidan Ca$h]

     "I was on a picnic earlier today, it was a beautiful picnic, it was a great picnic - you might even say it was the greatest picnic. You see, I had a blanket and and some soda pop and there was a nice cool breeze mixed in with the unseasonably warm air. And I had a picnic basket, as all good picnics must have, and in my picnic basket were a few fresh cucumber sandwiches cut diagonally and with the crust meticulously removed and I had some berries, I had some fresh strawberries and some blueberries, and I had a small little boombox to play some nice soothing music so that I could further enjoy this picnic and I also had some pasta salad that I had made just last night with some bowtie pasta and some fresh made pesto and some diced cherry tomatoes and some freshly grated parmesan reggiano cheese and some olives and some mozzarella cheese balls and some minced garlic. And I had some white disposable plates and some clear cutlery, and a good book to read called The Savage Detectives by Roberto Bolano and I read as I munched on my cucumber sandwiches and sipped on my soda pop and listened to soothing voice of Dinah Washington and I sat there chomp chomp chomping away and I thought to myself 'self, what would this pleasant picnic be like if it were in hell?' And chomp chomp chomp some more cucumber sandwiches and chomp chomp chomp some pasta salad and gulp gulp gulp some soda pop and I looked around and thought some more and thought 'well this wouldn't be such a pleasant temperature, that's for sure the number one difference between this and a picnic in hell' and then I looked up and thought 'and the sky most likely wouldn't be blue, it would be red or it would be blotted out by billowing clouds of smoke and smoldering ash' chomp chomp chomp and what about these sandwiches and this food 'well I might have the sandwiches, but they surely wouldn't be cut diagonally or with the crust cut off, no I betcha that in hell every piece of bread is just like the first and last piece of the loaf!' and I shuddered and chomped chomped chomped some more of my succulent and soft cucumber sandwiches and sipped some more soda and I thought 'well, that wouldn't be very pleasant at all.'"