Post by AJ on Nov 7, 2016 3:26:45 GMT -5
Oct. 31st, 2016.
Sponsored by Daxcorp and Sophie Enterprises
Insane Wrestling Society presents
Official Theme Song: DEAL WITH THE DEVIL by POP EVIL
The scene opens up with Dax Clark walking with the mysterious President of IWS Ghost it would appear he is showing him around the Fox River facility. There has been a lot of talk about this move and some people think that it is all just for publicity, but will this be good or bad for the future of IWS?
"I understand this is what we have to do Mister Clark. I have paid a lot of money for this facility."
"I want to make sure that Sophie's office is very secure as well as her security, Mister Clark. We can not afford to lose our GM after all."
The camera pans out and shows the entire facility of Fox River, another load of IWS wrestlers is pulling in on a bus as Dax walks Ghost along the edge of the place and to the main office building where his and Sophie's offices would be as well as the visiting room, intake, infirmary and Mess Hall.
A few of the IWS inmates get off the bus. The Nameth boys all line up together, behind them is Logen Stone and his twins sister Jenna. Finally bringing up the rear was The Fall of Adam, the Panama City Saints and The World's Greatest American Throwback. Officers that are wearing Black shirts with grey pin stripes are lined up next to them armed with guns that are loaded with rubber bullets. The shooters in the tower are armed with tranquilizers should anyone get out of hand. This group is considered non violent, but the head officer still has wants to establish his dominance over these inmates. One of them is smirking though and this is NOT A FUNNY MATTER! The Guard/Official hits Christian Kane in the gut with a baton and shouts at him. At first James was about to jump on the guard, but stopped as he raised his baton to hit James next. You check in and IWS owns you! Welcome to Fox River motherfuckers, Happy Halloween!
The cameras show a bird like view of Fox River as it flies over the place and than hovers over the Yard where the wrestling ring is set up with medium sized bleachers, and a few rows of chairs. Dick and Pat are sitting AT RINGSIDE! Well kind of they are like 10 rows back from the ring, but no more announcers tower. (for now) There is a good turn out of people from the fliers that had been passed out and the small tour that IWS did before opening up shop here. The cameras tighten on Dick and Pat at their table. Since this is a festive day like most of IWS these two are in costume. Dick is a Zombie with runny grey face paint and a very convincing gash in his skull and Pat is a Mummy using cheap toilet paper for his costume.
DICK- "WELCOME to HALOWiCked! I am Dick Mando ladies and gentleman and this is my colleague Pat Cummings. Can you believe that this is IWS' Fifth Hallowicked Pat?"
PAT- "Hell to the fucking NO! I can't believe it DICK! Trick or Treat! I hope you got candy everyone because we don't... well I do BUT I AIN'T SHARING!"
DICK- "You know I am proud that this is IWS' Fifth Hallowicked Pat. Back in 2010 the first Hallowicked was held and the first order of business was to name our first Champion, the Universe Champion."
PAT- "Yea at the time only federations with REAL balls dared to go into the outer limits and defend their top title not just in the world but the entire Universe. You need us to go a little crazy? You need us to step into a different dimension? You need us to blur that grey line a little more? You know what happened there Dick? Huh do ya? Do ya? Shane Trudex was crowned the first ever IWS Universe Champion! The trademark! Trudex is cold blooded Dick you just haven't seen it yet."
DICK- "There was someone who did not make it to this milestone that started things off phenomenally. Folks we would like to take a moment to look back at Tolkien Stoner as he brought IWS into that special moment."
====================October 31st, 2010=========================
Tolkien Stoner: "Welcome to IWS' first Pay-per-view, I will be the person here to guide you through this wondrous occasion along with my lovely assistant here for the night, former X-Nation, X Champion Miss Evie Jones. "
He gestures towards Evie sitting beside him from a fold out table at ringside.
Evie Jones: "Glad to be here Tolkien. Never thought I'd be here calling matches, but that's what I'm doing."
Tolkien Stoner: "Yeah we all have to pull our weight sister, trust me, this is the fifth or so thing I do for this company. That's what you get with IWS folks...caring dedication to entertain your pants!"
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DICK- "This is the opening match for the evening ladies and gentleman. A 5 Pack challenge full of tough competitors."
PAT- "This is the curtain jerker, the prelude, the threshold of Hallowicked! Oh a piece of candy."
DICK- "Pat you don't want to uh have too much of that so called candy right off the bat we have a looooooong night ahead of us."
PAT- "As I said we all know what happened at the first Hallowicked. Shane Trudex was crowned the first ever IWS Universe Champion, that is why folks I am picking The Trademark to win this first match. He is going to do it in record time and he will shut all those hater's mouths."
DING DING DING!
The Future by CFO$ plays and The Panama City Saints walk out on stage from the {face} locker room area. They hold their hands up in a rocker fist playing up to the crowd. they bump their fist together and slowly make their way to the ring wearing long white jackets and black tights with white crosses and guns with angel wings on them.
Kristine Otto: "Ladies and Gentleman this is the opening bout for the evening. It is a 5 Pack Challenge. If your pinned or submit than you will be eliminated, the last person will be proclaimed the winner. Introducing first, being accompanied by James Kane. He was born and raised in Panama City, Florida ... but now resides in Indianapolis, Indiana. He weighs in tonight at 225 pounds ...he The Hoosier King and is one half of the Panama City Saints. Christian King!"
James and Christian enters the ring and hops onto the ropes getting positive heat from the crowd while they pose.
DICK- "Christian recently defended his PCW Psychedelic Championship before departing for a full time run here in IWS. That is dedication right there shown by this young man to give up something prestigious to fight here in IWS."
PAT- "That or he was convicted Dick. Think of what a jerk this guy is leaving that company without a champion now, what the royal fuck?! Boo Christian Kane... Boo!"
Bad to the Bone by George Thorogood fills the arena as the crowd cheers loudly. Shane Trudex walks out through the curtain, dressed in blue jeans, a muscle shirt, and his leather jacket as Josie Pleasure follows closely behind him. He stares into the camera as a slight smirk crosses his face. He turns to Josie, taking her hand, and twirling her slowly admiring her sexy body with a look of approval on his face. He then turns and heads down to the ring.
Kristine Otto: "and his opponent being accompanied by Josie Pleasure he is a member of Legendary. Weighing in at 225 pounds and standing six feet tall. He is The Trademark ... Shane Trudex!"
As he reaches the ring, he quickly pulls off his jacket and throws it down, smacks Josie on her ass and smiles, before running and sliding under the bottom rope. He paces around the ring, lightly pounding the side of his face with his fist to pump himself up. He climbs up on the second turnbuckle and points out to the crowd getting them fired up. He climbs down waiting on the match to begin.
DICK- "Here is Pat's favorite to win this contest, a lot of people have been saying that Shane Trudex's best days are behind him. I for one am wondering just what did Mistress Pain do to him because The Trademark has not been the same since being held in Pain's dungeons for several months."
PAT- "For all you know Dick he wanted to be there! You think the Trademark would do anything that he did not want to do? You are a FOOL! Mmmmm Candy."
The opening to Kashmir by Led Zeppelin plays through the PA System as the music kicks in Jack walks out from behind the curtain, his Mistress holding her whip and having him in a chain and collar. She gets a HUGE ovation being the first Illinois native the crowd has seen for the night. She walked out and stood beside him smiling at her creature as he flexes his young muscles and and shakes his head to mentally hype up as he continues to walk to the ring.
Kristine Otto: "and their opponent being brought to the ring by Mistress Pain and weighs in at 225 pounds, he is a member of Mistress' World Order. Jack Sinister!"
He is wearing a shiny black long jacket with his hair spiked in a crazy way, his wrist are taped heavily and he is sporting black wrestling tights and boots. He walks to the edge of the ring and Mistress Pain whispers in his ear. She than takes off the collar and spanks him playfully on the rear as he jumps up on the apron and grabs the ropes. Jack shouts loudly while holding the top rope and enters the ring hoping up and down to stay loose as the match gets ready to start.
DICK- "Speaking of Mistress Pain here she is bringing her young and powerful Machine, Jack Sinister to the ring. He might not stand very tall, but the boy looks like he is chiseled out of marble."
PAT- "I am still iffy on Mistress Pain, all of my manhood tells me yea... yea yea... but this feeling in the pit of my stomach tells me no, no no. These fans sure as hell are happy to see her though."
The yard darkens as 'Wasteland by 10 Years hits the P.A. A black light effect fills the entrance ramp as Christian Ryder comes out in rhythm with the music.
Kristine Otto: "Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 221 pounds, he is from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania... CHRIIIIIISTIAANNNN RYYYYYYYYYYDERRRRRRRRR!!!!!"
Ryder salutes at the top of the ramp to both sides of the crowd, and makes his way down to the ring. Ryder then slides in the ring, and goes to the corner and hops on the middle turnbuckle. He stares out into the crowd mysteriously, turn around and sits on the top rope as his music fades.
DICK- "I have not seen a lot from Christian Ryder in awhile. It is nice to see an old face return to IWS."
PAT- "Yea but can this dude hang? We are not at a warehouse anymore Dick, we have been through the desert, and than traveled in mid-west America. What has this guy done?
DICK- "I think he aims to show us in this match Pat."
"Counting Flowers on the Wall" by Eric Heatherly plays. The fans cheer, a small pyro blast off and Joey Nameth walks out through the smoke and screams like a viking with the crowd still cheering him. He hypes the crowd as he smirks and rubs his hands together before slowly walking to the ring. He gives the fans near him a touch here and there and is wearing his plain black trunks and black boots looking serious and ready for business.
Kristine Otto: "and their opponent, he hails from Moorhead, Mississippi and weights in at 275 pounds, he is The Boss of Thunder... JOEY NAMETH!"
Joey rushed at the ring and slide in he held his hands up smiling as the fans cheer even though he is Mistress Pain's enemy in a sense. Him and them sing along with his theme. "Now don't tell me. I have nothing to do." The music fades and Joey looks at his opponents.
DICK- "This crowd is really behind Joey Nameth, the guy sure has came out of his shell in the last few years. I think we will see a lot more great things out of him before his career is over. He could be a strong favorite to win this thing."
PAT- "Dick stop! he is a NASTY NAMETH, what good are they? None they are trash! I need more candy you are working me up way too much."
DING DING!
Jack is the aggressor in this as he crashes into Joey Nameth and starts attacking him into the corner. Christian Ryder used that moment to attack Shane Trudex the two have a lot of history though and Shane seemed like he was anticipating it. He Irish whips Ryder into the ropes and hip tosses him over the top rope down to the floor. It didn't take long for Jack to use that moment to smash into Shane like a fright truck. Christian Kane is attacking Jack backing him up but Jack counters as Christian rushed off the ropes hitting WOW a tilt a whirl backbreaker! Jack takes a moment to flex his muscles for the crowd and get them to boo him. Mistress Pain applauds her Machine though. He picks up Christian teasing a fall away slam, and JOEY NAMETH with a running big boot to Jack Sinister! The fans liked that, Joey grabbed Jack tossing him into the corner and unloading punches on him left and right, than he rushed away and off the ropes and Shoulder to the gut followed by a The Boss Hold!!!
DICK- "JOEY COULD DO IT! Jack's in trouble right here."
PAT- "DON'T LET JOEY WIN!!!"
Mistress is hitting the mat heavily to get Jack's attention. He fights Joey and manages to over power him and reverse into a suplex! With both men down Christian Ryder entered the ring again and went for a cover on Jack. One... Jack kicks out!
Chris shakes his head and than stands up, but Shane drills him with a low blow and rolls him up with a school boy making sure he has a handful of "tights" as well. One... Two... Three!!
Ding Ding!
Kristine Otto: "Ladies and Gentleman Christian Ryder has been ELIMINATED!"
DICK- "and Ryder does not look happy about it at all getting up in Shane's face now. OH TKO!! Shane just hit a TKO on Christian Ryder!!"
PAT- "That's RIGHT! Get rid of him you are better than him Shane WHOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Ding Ding!
Joey Nameth was back on the attack catching Shane off guard he hits The ThunderClash!!! Shane was not ready for that at all, now Joey pins Shane. One ... Two ... Three!
Kristine Otto: "Shane Trudex has been ELIMINATED!"
PAT- "NO....just Nooooo. The Trademark should have won this!"
DICK- "The Boss of Thunder made sure about that though."
Jack Sinister wasted no time attacking Joey Nameth and he applied his cobra clutch, The Anesthesia! Nameth has some trouble trying to struggle his way out of it, it appears like he is going to do it and Jack rushed him to the ropes and used the momentum to roll him up. One... Two... Joey kicks out!
CHRISTIAN KANE The Hail Mary Clothesline!! spring boarded off the top rope onto Jack Sinister. The fans LOVED that spot and Christian begins to gain some momentum with them. He looks around at both his fallen opponents before grabbing the ropes and hoping on the top turnbuckle. Angel's wings to Joey Nameth! Christian hooks the leg. One... Two... It's no good Joey Nameth kicks out. Christian keeps him down locking him in a side head mount. Joey Nameth manages to struggle though and loosen Christian's grip. He finds his feet and delivers a belly to back suplex getting Christian to release the hold. Joey pulls Christian up and Irish whips him at the ropes, but Christian tries to reverse. Joey is too strong and yanks him back giving him and shoulder tackle. Joey roars at the crowd and than he sets him up for the The Triple B ... No Jack with a block chop to Joey's left knee! Jack grabs Joey Nameth ... The Flatliner! Jack punches Joey and stands up before driving a knee into Christian Kane's stomach. Than he hits an Exploder Suplex. James Kane is shouting at Jack, but he gets cold clocked by Mistress Pain. The fans actually like her attitude and her being from here so they cheer. Christian looks confused and Jack capitalizes with The Sinister Weapon! Jack hooks Christian for the pin. One... Two ... Three!!
Ding Ding!
Kristine Otto: "Christian Kane has been eliminated!"
DICK- "Quick put away by Jack to get rid of Christian Kane."
PAT- "He shouldn't have given up his career in that other company I guess huh Dick. hehe!"
DICK- "This just leaves Joey Nameth and Jack Sinister."
The two big men stare down and Joey clubs Jack in the face with a forearm, and Jack answers back with an uppercut! Joey doesn't waver and hits another shot this time a strong right hook, Jack wobbles and staggers, but swings himself in the air and delivers a pale kick! Joey stumbles back into the ropes while Jack pulls himself up on the other side using the ropes. Nameth charges him and Jack yanks down the top rope sending Joey over it, but he lands on his feet and trips Jack onto the apron.
Mistress Pain distracts Joey by wiggling around and he shakes his head, but it worked allowing Jack a chance to recover just enough to shoulder thrust Joey into the ring apron. The fans all OWWW! Jack hits another uppercut and tosses him back in the ring. Mistress Pain pulls Jack aside for a little talk. He nods agreeing with her and climbs up the side of the ring and on the op turnbuckle. Adrenaline Rush on Joey Nameth! The ref is counting One... Two ... JOEY NAMETH KICKS OUT! Mistress looks shocked by this and calls after Jack who is standing there in bewilderment. Jack hears her say to submit him and wraps up Joey with Screaming Cross Arms, but he doesn't have it fully locked in. Joey LIFT JACK up in a piggy back and slams him backwards onto the mat!
Nameth gasp for air but shakes it all off. Jack is seeing stars and you can tell. Mistress is screaming at him but he isn't responsive. Joey slams his fist off his chest. "BOOM! ... BOOM! ... BOOM!"
Jack stands up NAMETH goes for the ThunderClash, but Mistress Pain yanks Jack out of the ring by his ankles preventing any further damage. Joey is beside himself shaking the ropes. "What the fuck woman?!"
"That's good enough Jackie come on." She says patting him on the back and showing him the way to the dressing area. Joey shakes his head and looks at the ref. and shrugs his shoulders while his eyes widened with anger.
The ref flinched thinking he was gonna get hit. Joey glares at him the anger is very obvious as he shouts. "Well count that mother fucker out! Shit!" Joey is 100% frustrated he wanted to get a defiant win over Jack tonight and now he is being robbed thanks to Mistress Pain.
One... Two... Three... Four...
Jack starts to realize what's happening and starts back for the ring, but Pain latched his chain back on around his neck and pulled him back. "No Jackie paper, let's go boy." He looks back at the ring.
Five... Six... Jack sighs and turns back around following his Mistress as all the fans boo. Seven... Eight... Nine... Ten!
DING DING DING!
Kristine Otto: "Here is your winner, The BOSS of Thunder ... JOEY NAMETH!"
DICK- "That was a disappointing ending, but Joey Nameth was victorious."
PAT- "Mistress is being smart about things Dick. She is not done with Joey Nameth and she needs to save her Machine the guy that gets it done."
DICK- "It looked to me like Jack really wanted to go back at it with Joey Nameth though, but regardless if we like it or not it is in the books. Up next folks we will have an 8 person Ladder match. Four tag teams have been making some waves and now will face each other to find out who will face the winners of tonight's title match at our November Show. PrimoKlymaxxx is still finding their way as a tag team, but I have been told they are both very active on social media and the fans love them for that. Of course the Nasty Nameths, Element Nightmare have to be the favorites in this match. They defeated Legendary's Josie Pleasure and Mary Jane at the last Injection."
PAT- "SO what Dick? The Fall of Adam might be missing Adam due to him being hurt by Joey Nameth, but they have always had The Nameths number and tonight I think they will once more. If they don't than I have to say that these Cold Streak Assassins look like they could be a threat, but not sure yet."
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Before the action begins our superstars reside backstage getting their gear ready and do press. Bambi, is feeling anxious about tonight and considering all
the things that have happened lately between Dresden and Primo...wait and her, yeah she's been involved to. She stands in front of the mirror
fixing her hair when a figure appears right behind her and she gasps in surprise and spins around to stare him in the face trying to show no
fear, but her heart is beating way to fast and panic is starting to set in. Her mind is racing trying to think where Primo, is and remembered that he had an
interview with ESPN today. Dresden advances and she quickly retreats, but soon there is nowhere left to back pedal to and now she is at the wall and Dresden, is
right in front of her.
Bambi:What do you like want?
-The Wolf- Dolphus Dresden- "Oh don't you know? Remember we had this conversation once before about how it would give me great pleasure to rid you of IWS. Angel, couldn't or maybe she wouldn't. Primo, would really be at his weakest point if his lady luck was gone. Say we make it look like you decided that he doesn't measure up after all. Just like everyone else before you."
Bambi tries to keep her composure, but the fear is in her eyes and Dresden is fully aware of his power over her. He uses his weight to push her
against the wall and a yelp escape her throat. He places his forearm across her throat pinning her in place and though she struggles to move him, he
won't budge.
-The Wolf- Dolphus Dresden- "Bambi, a name so innocent, yet you're so tainted. You don't belong in this world, you're used to baring your assets and having the world
watch you have sex. Maybe I should have put you on your knees because I'm sure you excel at that job. What I want is to make my point extremely clear that I'm about to break your boy..."
He leans in and makes kissing noises with his lips as she turns away in disgust, but he grabs her face so that she is forced to look at him and tears begin to form in her eyes. He backs away before forcing himself completely onto her.
-The Wolf- Dolphus Dresden- "And you just helped me...I'll leave the money right here, thanks for the good time."
He lets her loose and sure enough tosses twenty Euros at her as she wraps her arms around her middle and sinks to the floor openly weeping and shaking from fear. Dresden gives a heartless, dry laugh and leaves her dressing area.
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The Winners Get a Contract for the IWS World Tag Team Championship at the Seasons Beatings SuperShow.
Element Nightmare(Freddy/Dwayne Nameth) vs. Cold Streak Assassins(The Great Mufasa/Jafar Mahal)
vs. Fall of Adam(Brodie Harper/Sheamus Moses) vs. PrimoKlymaxxx(Alejandro Primo & Bambi Klymaxxx)
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DING DING DING
Kristine Otto: "This next match is and 8 person tag team ladder match. The winners of this match will compete for the IWS Tag Team Championships at Seasons Beatings!"
The Loud fog horns sound from Primo's Entrance before a bass beat trumps over it. The lights sparkle around the entrance curtain. Primo walks out with the words {"IF I was You I would wanna be me too."} he holds up his arms his back to the crowd stretched across his back is a blue cape with bedazzled lettering saying. "PRIMO" he swings his cape to one side and than the other and is engulfed in smoke there is a long suspenseful pause as he spins off his cape and puts it on the ground as the smoke clears. Than he is rising it up with the words {"IF I was You I would wanna be me too."} and pulling off.... BAMBI APPEARS! She lets Primo spin her around and dip her to the music and than back into his arms he wraps his cape around her and brushes his hands down her arms to comfort her from the fear she is going through. Than he takes her hand in his and they walk to the ring. Primo lips off to a few guys as they try and grab at Bambi as they walk.
Kristine Otto: "And now entering the ring, They are the self proclaimed World's most Primo tag Team. Bambi Klymaxx and Alejandro Primo, the team of PRIMOKLYMAXXX!"
Primo holds the ropes open for Bambi and she steps through them before doing and taking off Primo's cape with the words again {"IF I was You I would wanna be me too."} Primo stands behind her and poses his biceps before pulling her gently to him and giving her another hug before the battle. Primo turns his attention to the ladders and takes off his sunglasses handing them to Bambi. He kicks back his legs loosening up as the match begins.
Dick- "Primo and Bambi seem to be adjusting to life in Fox River just fine, it will be interesting to see how well they adjust as a tag team, and how Bambi will deal with her fear of heights. That's going to be a slight handicap for PrimoKlymaxx if she can't climb a ladder."
Pat- "Right you are Pat!"
Dick- "I'm Dick, you're Pat."
Pat- "I know Dick, I was agreeing with one of the voices in my head. It's just a coincidence that his name is also Pat."
Dick- "Okay..."
Pat- "Dick, do you have any baking soda I may borrow?"
Dick- "Why... nvmd, I don't want to know. No, Patrick, I do not have any baking soda."
Pat- "It's gonna be tough to cook up enough crack if I can't find anymore baking soda..."
Dick- "Okay..."
Pat- "Right you are, Pat!"
Dick- "Let's just get back to the entrances, folks."
Broken dreams by Shaman's Harvest plays and the three walk out in a fog around them. Moses has an eire smirk, Harper looks, hungry, and their leader Adam whips his hair out of his face .... wait no he doesn't Adam is injured this week, carry on boys. Moses tilts his head back and laughs before leading the man behind him down to the ring.
Kristine Otto: "Now making their way to the ring....The Fall of ADAM."
Dick- "As mentioned earlier, Adam was injured, it will be interesting to see how Sheamus and Brodie fare without him."
Pat- "I'm glad as hell that creepy Adam isn't going to be out here. That guy weirds me the fuck out."
Moses and Harper climb up the turnbuckles while their music fades.
The start of Da.ngr by Jim Johnston plays(only till 0:20) and than the opening of They Are Lost. Jafar walks out in his Turban and lavish robes pausing to let fans take in the site. Electra walks out in just as nice robes next to him, with her brother Mufasa is in his wrestling pants. THE HUGE MUFASA! His size can make bitches cry it's so intimidating. Jafar sits at the entrance and folds his hands together as the lighting changes behind Mufasa and Electra making it seem like he is floating. Fans get quiet more less speechless over Mufasa.
Kristine Otto: "Now introducing being accompanied by Electra King. The team of The Great Mufasa and Jafar Mahal ... they are The Cold Streak Assassins."
Jafar gets up and takes off his robe showing his own fancy wrestling pants and hands his robe to Electra as him and Mufasa enter the ring.
Dick- "Jafar and Mufasa have been looking strong lately, and they seem ready to make an impact on this tag division!"
Pat- "Having Electra King on the outside of the ring flashing that bright bling-bling that Jafar got her in the form of a ring and the way she shakes her groove thing really makes me wanna play with my dingaling." {Fan behind Pat starts singing the song My Dinaling!}
Dick- "What a beautiful poem..." Dick says while shaking his head.
Pat- "Right you are, Pat! That guy behind us knows what's up too!"
A heart beats and then there is the sound of a monitor flat-lining, the drum beat is joined by a guitar and The Nameth Brothers walk out together, Freddy shouts and hops around than pushes Dwayne continuing to jump up and down. The two give one another a fist bump and make their way into the ring. They take time each to play to the fans going ALL the way around the ring twice and then entering the ring pausing on the side apron to glance over the crowd one more time. the fans to cheer. The stand there and their music plays and then fades out with the fans following suit.
Kristine Otto: "And our last competitors, hailing from bumfuck middle of nowhere America, they are Element Nightmare, Freddy and Dwayne Nameth!"
Freddy: "What what what? No no no babgirl."
Dwayne: "Yo baby we be from MoooooorHead Mississippi!"
Freddy: "Thhhhhhhhhhat's right!"
Kristine raised a brow to them and shook her head as she exited out of the ring.
Pat- "I've been to bumfuck a lot Dick, and these two Nameth boys are the most bumfuck duo I've ever seen before!"
Dick- "Sure. Didn't you hear them say Moorhead, Mississippi?"
Ding Ding!
Pat- "The match is under way. Now, a brief word about the match. This is a contract ladder match with the winning team earning a shot."
Dick- "Correct, though I think that everyone could see that from the name of the match, the ladders situated around the ring, and the contract hanging above the center of the ring."
Pat- "Yeah, well did you know it's also a tag match?"
Dick- "I did, it's also in the name of the match, and pretty obvious since there are 4 tag teams out here."
Pat- "So you also know that since it's a tag match, only one person from each team is legal?"
Dick- "Incorrect Patrick, every wrestler is legal at all times and the first one to climb the ladder and grab that briefcase wins the match for their team."
Pat- "Fine, but did you know that during dubya dubya two there was a metal shortage and so the Oscars were made of painted plaster for a few years? After the war, recipients were allowed to redeem their plaster awards for gold plated metal ones? Huh, did ya know that smarty pants?"
Dick- "No, Patrick, I did not!"
The action is underway, and everyone has found a dance partner. Jafar and Dwayne, Mufasa and Brodie, Sheamus and Freddy, Bambi and Primo... well the last two aren't really fighting, but they are really dancing a nice little samba while everyone else fights it out.
Dick- "Primo and Bambi are sitting back and enjoying themselves while everyone else slugs it out."
Pat- "Yeah, well did you know that the Canadian flag was inaugurated on February 15th, 1965 following a two year debate that Canucks refer as the Great Flag Debate? Huh, didja know that, Mr Smarty Pants?!"
Dick- "No, Patrick, I did not!"
Primo and Bambi have grabbed a ladder outside the ring and Primo is helping to encourage Bambi to climb it so she can overcome her fear of heights. She makes it up a few rungs, but after pausing to look down at the ground, she quickly hurries back down. Inside the ring, Jafar has been knocked out of the ring, and the Fall of Adam and Element Nightmare have formed an unlikely partnership and the four of them are ganging up on the Great Mufasa, trying to knock him out of the ring. The unholy alliance are taking turns having three people wail on Mufasa while the fourth runs off the far ropes and dropkicks him. After a few cycles of this they're finally successful and send Mufasa out of the ring. The four men start to celebrate... and then they remember that they actually hate each other and a massive brawl breaks out between the four of them. Sheamus wails away on Freddy! Dwayne beats on Brodie! Quietly, behind the madness, Primo and Bambi have set up a ladder and Bambi is holding it steady while Primo starts to climb! Bambi starts cheering on Primo, which has the unfortunate side effect of bringing attention to their secret mission. Primo, politely tries to shush her, but it's too late. The unholy alliance of the Fall of Adam and Element Nightmare have reunited like Voltron and focus their dangerous energy on PrimoKlymaxx! Brodie easily picks up Bambi, gorilla presses her over his head, walks over to the ropes, and tosses her out of the ring and onto Mufasa who'd just gotten back to his feet. Mufasa catches her in mid air and isn't really sure what to do with her, so he gently sets her back down. Bambi, who's frightened like... like... like a deer, slaps Mufasa. Mufasa recoils in shock. Jafar goes to hit Bambi. Bambi flinches in fear! But before he can hit her, Electra catches Jafars' arm and prevents him from hitting Bambi!?
Dick- "What? Why is Electra King stopping her fiancee?"
Pat- "Uh, it's because they both have vaginas. Duh. V power! Amiright girls??"
Bambi opens her eyes to see why she hasn't been hit yet and opens them in time to see Electra King slap the taste out of her mouth!
Dick- "So much for that theory, Pat!"
Inside the ring, Freddy has climbed up the ladder on the opposite side of Primo and the two are trading blows! They're standing just a few rungs from the top of the ladder and are just out of reach of the briefcase suspended above. Primo lands a right! Freddy lands a right! Primo! Freddy! Primo! Freddy! Freddy blocks Primo! Freddy lands a right! And another! And another!
Below Freddy and Primo, near corner, Dwayne has laid a ladder across the ropes. Dwayne tries to grab Sheamus from behind and suplex him through the ladder, but Sheamus reverses the waistlock and nails Dwayne with a snap STO onto the apron. Brodie eyes the Cold Streak Assassins and Bambi who have been brawling on the outside. Brodie bounces off the far ropes, comes running across the ring and suicide dives through the ropes, taking out both men and both women!
Pat- "SO MUCH ACTION GOING ON EVERYWHERE GOD I LOVE IT SO MUCH!"
Dick- "Right you are Patrick, this is pandemonium!"
Pat- "I'M SO GLAD I DECIDED TO SMOKE ALL THIS CRACK! FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!!"
Dick- "Easy there Patrick, I don't want you to hyperventilate..." *Dick looks over to see Pat laying on the ground by the desk, passed out from the excitement.* "...again."
Back up on the ladder, Primo has climbed all the way up and is precariously perched on top of the ladder. Freddy, who had been falling behind a bit, has regained control and is trying to get Primo up on his shoulders! He finally gets Primo up on his shoulders!
Dick- "No, he's not going to... HOLY SHIT!"
FREDDY LANDS A MODIFIED NIGHTMARE FROM FREDDY ONTO PRIMO FROM THE LADDER THROUGH THE LADDER THAT WAS SET UP BELOW!~! Primo lays motionless, in a heap, in the wreckage of the crumpled up ladder! Freddy writhes in pain! He's in too much pain to sit still and in too much pain to move! The ref scurries over to check on Freddy and Freddy shoves him away! The ref then turns and checks on Primo, who's unresponsive. The ref feels around a bit for pulse. His first two attempts are unsuccessful and he signals for a medic or three to come down to tend on Primo. The medics come rushing down from the back of the prison and start to tend to Primo. Bambi, finally being alerted to what has happened, pushes her way over to Primo to see how he's doing.
Brodie gets up to his feet and rolls back into the ring to help Sheamus reposition the ladder. On the outside of the ring, the Cold Streak Assassins have gotten back to their feet and are setting up some ladders. Jafar shouting at Mufasa in Hindi.
Dick- "I wonder if the Cold Streak Assassin know that they can't win the match out here?"
Pat- "Dick, some day you're going to learn that some men just want to inflict pain."
Dick- "Glad to see that you're okay Patrick!"
Pat- "Thanks Dick. You'll also learn some day that some men just want to smoke weed and masturbate."
Dick- "That's some enlightening information right there."
Pat- "Thanks Dick. I bet you can't figure out which kinda man I am! PS Do you have any lotion I can borrow?"
Dick- "That's disgusting. Back in the ring, and Sheamus has begun to climb up the ladder, but it looks like the Cold Streak Assassins have finally decided to pay attention to what's going on in the ring."
After setting up a table on top of two ladders, with another table set up on the ground between the ladders, Jafar and Mufasa enter the ring. Jafar gets to Sheamus first and tries to yank Sheamus off the ladder, but Sheamus just kicks Jafar aside. Mufasa walks up, standing eye to eye with Sheamus, even though Sheamus is on the thrid rung of the ladder. Sheamus tries to fight Mufasa off, and succeeds in holding Mufasa off. Sheamus starts to climb faster. Sheamus makes it to the the second to last rung! He can touch the briefcase, but he can't quite grasp it! He's about to climb another rung when Jafar and Mufasa grab ahold of the ladder and push it over! Sheamus goes over the top rope and crashes through the tables that Jafar and Mufasa set up!! The fans gasp and than cheer in a delayed reaction.
Dick- "HOLY SHIT!!"
Pat- "See! And you didn't think that Jafar and Mufasa had a plan. What a sad silly short sighted man you sometimes, Richard."
In the ring, two things are happening. One, a team of medics are tending to Primo, they have a defibrillator at the ready, but have yet to use it; unsurprisingly, Bambi is a hysterical mess. The second thing that's a thing in the ring, is that Jafar and Mufasa have grabbed the ladder they just pushed Sheamus off of and have set it up and are in the middle of a brief disagreement as to who should climb and grab the case.
Jafar: I'm faster, naturally it should be me.
Mufasa: I big! I get case!
Jafar: Yes, yes, but you're slow and have clumsy hands. I have very skilled hands, just ask Electra.
Meanwhile behind them, Brodie, Freddy, and Dwayne have all gathered together. Freddy is noticeably in discomfort, but he's trying to fight through it to prevent the Cold Streak Assassins from grabbing the contract. Dick- tries to coordinate the groups attack, but Brodie shrugs him off and starts clubbing Mufasa in the back. Mufasa flinches off the first few attacks and then finally turns around to see who's attacking him. The Nameth's have successfully dispatched Jafar from the ring and have started to help Brodie with Mufasa. The three men look like they're going to get the better of the Great Mufasa... but Mufasa pushes all three men off of him! Mufasa turns and starts to climb the ladder. S-L-O-W-L-Y. Jafar was right in being concerned about Mufasa's climbing speed. He's so slow in fact, that before he can even get to the third rung, Brodie and Dwayne have gotten back to the ladder and are trying to tip it over. But the very heavy Mufasa is making it very difficult for them to push the ladder over. Brodie and Dwayne stop and decide to get a running start. This time in unison, both men bounce off the ropes and each man delivers a dropkick to the side of the ladder, successfully tipping it over! And Mufasa goes tumbling over the top rope and out of the ring!
Dick- "Jafar was right, Mufasa is very clumsy. He should have been able to stay in the ring but just couldn't get his balance!"
Pat- "Just Brodie and Dwayne in the ring right now!"
Brodie and Dwayne get to their feet at the same time and both go opposite sides of the ladder, and both men begin to climb. Meanwhile, Primo spasms and starts coughing up blood. The medics quickly put away the defibrillator and tend to his internal bleeding. They slowly get him loaded onto the stretcher and start to wheel him back stage, and Bambi follows along.
Brodie and Dwayne make their way up the ladder and reach the second to last rung at the same time and start to trade punches! These two men DO NOT like each other and it's obvious from their actions.
Out from the back comes Adam McGavin! He's hobbling, but he's still able to make it down to the ring with a steel chair! Adam slides the chair in and rolls in after it. Up on the ladder, Dwayne and Brodie are still trading punches when Adam slams Dwayne in the back with the chair! But Dwayne isn't fazed!! He only gets stronger with his punches on Brodie! Adam delivers another vicious blow, and Dwayne still doesn't stop punching Brodie! Brodie decides to hop down off the ladder, and without someone to punch, Dwayne finally feels the pain of the steel chair that continues to crash in to his back.
Dick- "Adam McGavin has come out and is going to have a direct impact on this match!"
Pat- "Yeah, so what? The Fall of Adam is in this match, right?"
Dick- "Yes, Brodie and Sheamus are..."
Pat- "No, the Fall of ADAM are in this match, so of course Adam is here to add his expertise."
Dick- "He's directly interfering in the outcome of the match!"
Adam rolls out of the ring, and now Sheamus is all alone in the ring, making adjustments to set up the ladder right under the briefcase and begins to climb! He's climbing slowly, still sore from the beating he's taken so far tonight. Adam watches on from outside the ring, smiling. The fans boo and he boos them back laughing more madly as he goes back and forth with them.
Dick- "Holy shit, here comes Bambi pushing Primo in his stretcher down the ramp!"
Pat- "I've got something she can push down the ramp..."
Dick- "I think that's innuendo, but I'm going to be honest Pat, that didn't make a lot of sense."
Bambi makes it down to the ring with Primo. In the ring, Brodie is setting up the ladder. Outside the ring, Element Nightmare, the Cold Streak Assassins, and Sheamus are all down and struggling to recover. Adam has rolled out of the ring, but is keeping an eye on Primo and Bambi.
When all of a sudden, the lights cut out!
Pat- "What the!? Where'd the light go?!"
Dick- "I'm sorry folks, it seems as if we're having some technical difficulties with the lights here."
Pat- "We still have the moon light out here in the yard ... uh well we would but it is a cloudy night folks. You know what they say about old abandoned prisons..."
The lights come back on and Aidan Ca$h is on the ladder, face to face with Brodie! Brodie tries to punch Aidan, but Aidan blocks it and rakes Brodie's eyes! Outside the ring Mark Maddow has just delivered a chair shot to Adam and is rolling into the ring. Maddow positions himself below Brodie and lifts Brodie on his shoulders in an electric chair position! Aidan steps over the top of the ladder to position himself on the other side. Aidan leaps and hits Brodie with a shining wizard, which knocks Brodie off Maddows' shoulders. Brodie lands flat on his back in the ring, and rolls out under the ropes to the outside.
Primo is helped up by Bambi and rolled into the ring. PrimoKlymaxx stand up and see MaddCa$h repositioning the ladder near the ropes. Confused, PrimoKlymaxx keep a distance and watch what these two characters are doing in this match. Aidan scrambles up the ladder and Maddow rolls out of the ring and grabs a chair. Aidan perches on top of the ladder and shouts out directions to Maddow. Maddow runs up on Sheamus, who was just getting to his feet, and slams him over the back with the chair. Aidan cheers. The fans cheer. Sheamus doesn't cheer. Maddow tosses the chair to the side and rolls Sheamus into the ring and rolls in after him. Maddow stomps Sheamus a few times before picking him up. PrimoKlymaxx still aren't sure what's going on, but they aren't going to interfere with someone else doing the dirty work. Maddow sets Sheamus up for a power bomb, Aidan raises his arms out wide and leaps from the ladder! MaddCa$h hit Sheamus with a powerbomb / guillotine leg drop combination!
Dick- "Holy shit! I don't know why MaddCa$h is out here but that was impressive! I've heard rumors of that move, but never seen it in person. Aidan calls that Robespierre's Revenge!"
Pat- "Other than Marquis de Lafayette, the rest of those dirty frenchy bedwetting types can kiss my ass. Anyway, aren't you going to complain about MaddCa$h interfering in the outcome of this match?"
Dick- "Well at this point they're just evening things out in my book."
Pat- "In 'you're book'? Your book sounds lame. Douche"
Aidan hops up to his feet and waves to PrimoKlymaxx as he and Maddow push Sheamus out of the ring. Adam stares at them from the top of the entrance way, but decides it's not worth his time and energy. MaddCa$h climb out of the ring themselves, before hustling out through the crowd.
Dick- "It's just PrimoKlymaxx left, but with Primo still in the stretcher, what are they going to do?"
Primo sits up in the stretcher and starts shouting out instructions and encouragement to Bambi. Bambi timidly rolls into the ring and adjusts the ladder. She glances to make sure MaddCa$h and Adam are not going to come back down into the ring and starts to climb the ladder.
Dick- "Bambi is terrified of heights, it'll be interesting to see if she can overcome that fear!"
Pat- "I've got something she can come over..."
Dick- *sigh*
Bambi slowly and steadily climbs up the ladder. On the outside Primo keeps shouting at her to stay focused on the top of the ladder, to keep looking up. Bambi keeps going, slowly, slowly, but she makes it to the second from the last rung without issue. Out from the outside of the ring, Freddy finally recovers enough from the Nightmare from Freddy to make his way back up and into the ring! Freddy is moving slowly and starts to make a lot of noise in hope of distracting Bambi from her climb! Bambi ignores him and makes it up to the top rung! Tentatively, she reaches up to the case above and sends it moving back and forth! Freddy makes it over to the ladder and starts to shake it!! Bambi looks down and lets out a squeal! She's paralyzed by the disruptance, and reaches down to the ladder to steady herself. Freddy lets out a laugh and shakes the ladder one more time. "MEANIE!" She shouts out. Bambi closes her eyes tight and hopes and prays that Freddy just disappears. The ladder shakes again and she realizes that he still hasn't left the ladder, so she closes her eyes tighter and hopes harder. When... the ladder stops moving.
Dick- "HOLY SHIT! Primo JUST GOT UP OFF THE STRETCHER AND SPEARED Freddy from the top rope!!!"
Pat- "Not a wise move for his career, but a great move for right now."
Dick- "Primo shouts at Bambi to keep climbing. And upon hearing his voice, she takes the final step! Bambi reaches up and grabs the briefcase, she fumbles with it briefly before unhooking it!"
Ding Ding!
Kristine Otto: "Your winners, PrimoKlymaxx!"
Primo slowly sits up and waits for Bambi to descend the ladder. He slowly gets to his feet waiting for her and the two embrace as she steps off the ladder. The fans are shocked and perhaps that is why they are cheering as Primo holds his stomach but raised Bambi's arm with his free hand. The bodies are laid out all over the place and Primo still looks like he needs to get looked at but he has helped Bambi over come her fear so the two are one more step closer to that golden promised land.
DICK- "Amazing Pat! I am happy for PrimoKlymaxxx and I am sure both their twitters and facebooks, snapchats are all blowing up right now."
PAT- "Damn right ... aaaaaaand send. What Dick?"
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Cameras fade to black.
I feel like a caged bird...they keep me silent and expect me to follow their rules. I came to be a partner for you, but you treat me like I'm nothing now I know better. You have corrupted me into doing your bidding and tainted my soul to damnation. I have encountered someone else who can release me of my sins. Crowbar sweet baby, Mommy is good. "STOP LAUGHING AT ME!!"
Daffney rocks back and forth like a rocking chair and cradles Crowbar.
I'm ready to for my escape...
The cameras go back to Dick and Pat who seem deeply shocked by this.
DICK- "What is she talking about?"
PAT- "I wasn't laughing were you laughing?"
DICK- "Raven Trueblood might want to tend to Daffney it seems she is a little lost."
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DICK- "This is our third match of the evening and it is a Texas Cowbell match. The rules are simple the two men are strapped together with a leather strap and there is a cowbell in the middle. The objective is to touch all four corners of the ring to be the victor. Travis McLovin has had James Ryder's number, but now he will fight the younger Diamond Studd, Lance Diamond. What do you think of this rivalry Pat?"
PAT- "Well it seems like a studd and a crud let's go studdmuffin."
Dick- "What the fuck is crud?"
PAT-[/u] "Crud its what you wake up with and you mom is like eww you got crud in your eyes. You know lip crud on the corners of your mouth."
Dick- "Disgusting."
PAT- "I know Dick, but don't talk about Lance like that."
Phenomenal by CFO$ plays. Lance enters as he tosses back the curtain, he does not have James Ryder walking out just beside him like usual. He has on a robe and his brother a nice looking leather jacket. He raises his hands in the shape of a "W" and then extends his arms back gloriously. He chuckles and strides to the ring sliding in and tossing up his hand signal again as he is in the middle of the ring he takes off his robe now just wearing his wrestling trunks and gear. The Ref checks him before the next person enters.
DICK- "Lance looks great out there not all all like that disgusting crud you mentioned. I have done some research to find out that Lance is a former golden gloves competitor and held a tag team championship with James before in another company."
PAT- "Was that for the toilet bowl ad? Or the plunger movie?"
DICK- "What do you mean Pat?"
PAT- "His movie sunk like his acting career."
DICK- "Are you one something right now? Talking about movies when nobody mentioned any. All I said was he has a history in fighting competitively."
PAT- "Hush Dick! The Doctor is in!"
The lights go out and Kings never Die by Eminem plays, as the spotlight shines on the man the myth the legend, Hate Dr. The fans begun to boo as he ignores them while making his way to the ring. he waits for the ref to open the rope for him to make his entrance as he gets in the ring. a Hollywood star is shown with his name on it in the middle of the ring he then he looks at Lance as he himself poses in the middle of the ring like a king and sporting his own robe. Travis smirks at Lance seeing how he is getting under his skin.
The Ref fastens the leather strap to them and tells each men to go to his corner. He makes sure the cowbell in the middle is in the center of the ring and signals for the bell.
DING DING!
Travis runs at Lance who is running for the cowbell, and Travis kicks him square in the jaw with a punt kick. Quickly Travis grabs Lance with a sidehead lock and than grabs the cowbell, but Lance counters and delivers a belly to back suplex. Lance is up on his knees and punches Travis in the face, he grabs the cowbell and used it to slam Travis in the face getting a large pop out of the crowd. "I AM THE HERDER! I think you need more cowbell!" He punches him and again. "Yea more cowbell!" He smashes the weapon into Travis' forehead and a small cut opens up. Lance stands up and kicks Travis in the ribs and adds another punch using the cowbell. "Defiantly..." quickly he (dust his shoulder off) and rushes off the ropes, Fist drop with the... "MORE COWBELL!"
Lance stands up and taunts, the fans see his arrogance and are torn rather to cheer for it or not.
DICK- "Things have gotten violent very early here Pat. Lance Diamond using that weapon to his advantage, even hitting his Diamond Shuffle with added Cowbell."
PAT- "I am convinced like I said that The Hate Doctor is growing soft on us. Letting Lance do all this, what is wrong with him?"
Lance stands up and waves his arms in the air telling the fans to get louder. A few of them do and begin chanting {Coooooowbell ... Cooowbell ... Cooooowbell!} ... Lance hits a kitchen sink knee to the gut on Travis as he tries to get up. He begins to strangle Travis, but he flips him over his head. Lance is shocked from the reversal, and Travis capitalizes with supper kick, Lance is fast to get up though and supper kick. Travis sizes the kneeling Lance up for ONE MORE supper kick! He likes to call that the Looooooong Kiss Goodnight. Travis scuffs the bottom of his boot off Lance's face and than begins to pummel him with the cowbell now. These fans just want blood they begin another chant for the weapon more so than the fighters. Lance pushes Travis off him, both men have a cut now. Travis in the middle of his forehead and Lance above his right eye.
DICK- "Both men are now cut open!"
PAT- "OH NO! The Diamond Face!"
Lance charges but the blood must be blinding him since Travis locks on a sleeper with some smooth mat skills. Travis slams Lance down hard with a sleeper slam! The fans boo as Travis poses feeling very full of himself now. "I told you I can beat the Diamond Studds, you hear me James I told you!" He says into the camera hoping that James is watching as he is starting to get the upper-hand on Lance. He grabs Lance into a military press, it really shows just how amazingly strong the Hate Doctor really is as he holds the 240 pounder, and holds him, and holds him. The fans boo Travis and he finally drops Lance... BUT! ... Lance lands on his feet what agility! He is going for the perfect Cut... Travis with a reversal and the night out!!! What a devastating DDT done by McLovin. He struggles to sit back up and wipes the blood out of his eyes.
DICK- "McLovin and Diamond are bleeding profusely, but neither one of them is giving in."
PAT- "Where da Vampires at? Woot Woot!"
Travis stands up and woots! "All night baby, I can do this all night!" He slaps the side of Lance's head and he grabs the cowbell using it to slice open Lance's forehead even more. "Look at your baby brother James. hahaha! Look at him!" The Hate Doctor Irish whips Lance into the corner and delivers a clothesline as he taps the turnbuckle. "ONE ... three more to go." He shouts and than repeats the same routing to the opposite corner now counting to two. Lance tosses a punch at him but he is bleeding too much to really have any impact with it. Travis chuckles proud of how much he has injured Lance with his own weapon. The third Irish whip and clothesline. Travis holds up three fingers and than looks at Lance. "There is just one more where is your brother to save you? Huh where is James?" Lance covered in blood and sporting the crimson mask uses what energy he has to give Travis the double finger. The fans go crazy loving the balls on the guy that would do that while bleeding to death. Travis on the other hand was furious at it and delivered a knee to the face.
Over the PA system there is a cowbell ringing. Travis stops and looks up with confusion, it happens again. He drops Lance and looks at the entrance. James Ryder comes walking out with crutches and a cast on his injured foot. He mocks the mooing of a cow. "Huh look at that these things really do work. I been in the back watching this. You want a piece of me McLovin? You want to get real loco? Do you wanna.." He doesn't get to finish since Lance jumps ON Travis from the back wrapping the leather strap around his throat and riding on his back like they are in the rodeo. He manages to get to One corner and Lance taps the top of it. He jerks on the straps and makes Travis fall over towards the Second turnbuckle where he taps it and McLovin stumbles to the ground. Lance hits The Perfect cut!! He smiles and points at his brother than taps the top of the Third turnbuckle the fans all saying THREE! Travis struggles and pulls on the leather strap as Lance is struggling to get to the fourth turnbuckle he hops and dives...... FOUR!
DING DING!
Kristine Otto: "Here is the winner.... LANCE DIAMOND!"
DICK -"Lance celebrates, here enters James ... and they both attack Travis McLovin!"
PAT- "Good he deserves it the idiot. I hate that idiot."
DICK- "Somebody has got to stop this or they very well might kill Travis here tonight."
Panda by Desiigner plays and MaddCash rushes out to save Travis. They collide with the headstrong Diamond Studds inside the ring, but Mark hits a suplex on James and than Cash follows it with a moonsault! Lance starts delivering punches to Mark Maddow but he stops him and Maddow lifts him up for a Gorilla press and shouts out "PANDA" before pushing Lance into the air and transitioning into a Michinoku Driver!
DICK- "What a great looking Panda Press from Mark Maddow."
PAT- "What's wrong with these guys sticking their noses in the Diamond Studds business?"
Cash takes a mic and pats it to make sure it is working and hands it to Maddow, then grabs another for himself. Cash raises the mic to his mouth and starts buzzing. Like a bee.
Maddow- "Hey yo?! You hear that? I said, Fox River, can you hear that?" Aidan lowers his mic slightly and stops buzzing, Maddow picks up the slack and starts to buzz.
Ca$h- "I can hear it Mark. At first I couldn't. I couldn't hear anything. But after I blew that line of adderall, all things are clear to me. *bzzzz* So I went for a walk today, to clear my head, to make sure I was focused. I found a bench to sit on, yeah, a bench. And out of no where, what do I see? Why, of course I see a bumble bee. He buzzes up to me and rests on my arm. And I look at him, I look at this bumble bee, and I say hello friend, hello Mr Bumble Bee, my name is Aidan Ca$h, but some people call me Mr Mumble C, so, as you can see we have much in common. Now, tell me about this buzzing I'm hearing.
Ca$h- "And Mr Bumble Bee turns to me and tells me this: Senor Aidan, that's what he called me - he called me Senor Aidan, people are buzzzzzzzing about MaddCa$h, sayin things like 'Why does Aidan Ca$h do what he does?' *Aidan says in falsetto* 'Why is Aidan Ca$h such an asshole?' 'Why does Mark Maddow only hook up with Latinas?' ..."
PAT- "Yea damn right! Finally some ANSWERS! I tried to hook him up with my cousin's little girl but he said that same thing!!!"
Ca$h: "... 'Why is Willie so obsessed with the French Revolution?' *Mark stops buzzing and covers his mic with his hand to ask Aidan 'who the fuck is Willie?', Aidan ignores the question and continues. Mark resumes buzzing, and by now a few fans have joined in on the buzzing* Yass, yass I hear ya out there mis pequeños abejorros. Buzz buzz. What I'm tryin to tell you, is what this Bumble Bee enlightened me on. This Bumble Bee told me of that which those around me were speaking of. This Bumble Bee showed me the light. And now I see. I heard the Bumble Bee relay that people think that we are not nice guys. And I was apalled and dismayed. I will have YOU know that this man right here is a true humanitarian. No, I mean it, he's huge in Mexico. And me... well I have reduced my carbon footprint by zero point zero zero one percent! Boom!"
Aidan holds the mic straight out in front of him and drops it.
DICK- "Oh hold on it appears Aidan has more to say."
PAT- "REALLY?! You killing my buzz man this is NOT CHEAP!"
But then he picks it back up because he remembers he has more to say.
Ca$h- "Now you Diamond Studds think you are some top shit being former worlds champions, well Maddow and I, MaddCa$h to you or Angrious George Washingtonus if you're into the whole latin scene, we're the biggest shit in this prison, so if you little shits are looking for a fight than we're all-IN, ya turd sandwiches!"
Aidan drops the mic, for real this time, and Panda plays again, the fans give Angrious George Washingtonus a good reaction with a few women mortified that the Diamond Studds have been taken down. And a few other women get all tingly down in their nether regions because of all of Mark Maddow's chest hair.
DICK- "It looks like Travis McLovin does have some friends out there after all."
PAT- "No he doesn't Dick! The guy has gone soft and now so have MaddCash, I mean I still like to party if you guys ever wanna hang... but come on. Helping a dude out, why?"
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Things going to a very nice looking Office where Queen Sophie is. She has spend a LOT of money to get this place up to her personal standards. She bets it is much nicer and cleaner than Dax Clark's office.
"We are finally out of that nasty desert and heat, Jenkins. I cannot say that living in a Prison will be much better but I will adjust. Bring me the rest of my things I have business to get to right away."
Jenkins leaves and she sits at her desk with a content look taking it all in that she was back to a form of civilization. Whatever was this company coming to? There is a dock at her door and she thinks to herself already?
"Yes you may enter." ... "You managed to make it, I want to assure you that I have taken measures to make sure that no more grief comes to you from your time here."
The camera turns and shows ... AJ RIOT! He has on a new mask one that shows his eyes and mouth. He seems like he has seen better days.
"I am fine with it Sophie my entire life is suffering. I came back here because I have nothing left. I gave my daughter up for adoption and the rest of my family either thinks I am dead or is dead themselves. I WANT this contract extension!" He says with a lot of intensity.
"I understand that, but I want to make sure that you are 100% ok to work Mister Riot and I will be the one to determine that. By answering my request to come here or not show up at all is a first step." Riot crosses his arms and shakes his head. He wasn't wanting to report to a babysitter he wants to fight! Sophie notices that he is turned off by all this and thinks of how to get his attention back before he thinks of doing something stupid. "I am giving you a match at the first Fox River Injection to qualify for the Holiday Mayhem. You do have to earn things after all, but I don't want you out of my sight unless you are in a match. Think of this as your probationary period. I signed this new contract, not Mister Clark so I am responsible for you. If he had things his way you'd be gone from this company I am sure, but this is what is best for business."
Riot huffs and than chuckles and shrugs his shoulders. "Whatever you want Queenie. So do I have to share quarters with you too?"
"MISTER RIOT!" She exclaims.
"Hahaha! I am just joking your Highness. I am sure they are just located on your side of the prison." He looks around expecting Jenkins to show him where, but he isn't around.
"They are but your primary job while here Mister Riot is to be my body guard, unless you are in that ring that is." She says now back in her stern stature again sitting upright in her beautiful chair fit for a Queen. "I need protection and you are a criminal that understands things so I am picking you. Of course Jenkins could defend me himself, but its always better to have that backup."
"Very well as you wish my Queen." He bowed and shook his head muttering to himself and shutting her door taking his place outside of it.
Sophie is alone in her office now and smiles before sitting back and letting out a happy sigh. "It is good to be The Queen." She says and the cameras fade out.
DICK- "The Queen is HERE!"
PAT- "Shut up Dick."
DICK- "and it looks like she has obtained AJ Riot as her bodyguard too. It looks like his time here has been decided for him now, poor fellow."
PAT- "He is a CRIMINAL... I kinda like that about him, but he is also a crybaby. He is a traitor and Riot only looks out for himself. Another trait I could like but...he is AJ so..."
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DICK- "We are all ready for the World Tag Team Championship match. DoPE is defending against Legendary members Josie Pleasure and Mary Jane. Both teams have shown that they work very well together even if a little unorthodox."
PAT- "FUCK Normal.... be D-O-P-E, DooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooPE!!!!! I heard those two are the hook up anything that you need Dick, ANYTHING!"
DING DING!
Dragon in Me by Seether begins to play and Josie and MJ step onto the entrance as Josie grinds her hips from side to side in the most popular outfit this year, Harley Quinn, she has her signature bat with nails and glass embedded in the tip slunk over her shoulder. Beside her Mary Jane stands and places her hands on her hips wearing an equally alluring poison ivy costume, she adjust her elbow length green velvet gloves and the two begin towards the ring. Josie swing her bat 'Precious' at the fans to scare them. "Precious is better than Lucille." she laughs at the fans while passing them. Mary Jane climbs up the steps and into the ring while Josie taunts the crowd more, she slowly working her hands up the sides of her body before turning to slide into the ring while MJ flips her hair and poses along the ropes. The two flashes twisted smiles holding up arms arrogantly together.
Kristine Otto: "they are the Ladies of Legendary. The team of Josie Pleasure and Mary Jane!
The fans boo them and Josie and MJ laugh before Josie takes MJ aside to discuss strategy at the last second. She antagonized the crowd as MJ agrees to start the match flipping them off and MJ snubbing them only to draw more boos from their jealous audience.
DICK- "Well these girls sure are festive."
PAT- "YEA KISS! HAHAHAHA! What she kisses Shane so... DAMN look at them outfits!"
Dope by Tyga plays and out from the back comes Brandon Young and Judas Tyme. B Young is a bundle of energy while Judas watches on with a smirk holding his tag title up. Young races down to the ring and does a lap around it while Judas makes his way down. The champs make their way into the ring.
Kristine Otto: "And weighing a combined weight of 481 pounds, the iWs Tag Team champions of the world, they are D.O.P.E., Brandon Young and Judas Tyme!"
The fans start chanting "Swift! Swift!" B Young gets excited by this and starts running back and forth in the ring. Judas gets him to calm down and Brandon and Judas hand over their titles to the official who hands them to the time keeper who hides them from Gao Gao, who thinks the shiny gold belts are pretty.
DICK- "Alright let's ring the bell!"
PAT- "Not so fast the champs got something to say."
BY has a mic and looks the girls up and down before letting out a chuckle.
BY- "I didn't know we was going to a brothel to defend these here titles Jude did you?"
The big guy crossed his arms and shook his head his facial expressions hidden under his Zoom costume.
BY- "Yo Yo Yo look at there here tag title, you girls want them? NOPE! Denied! Judas here is a homie right and homies ride or die together. Josie we are on to you, you ran out of boyfriends to get the job done so now you are turning to a girlfriend. Not shabby. That won't get it done hunny, not by a long shot!"
Judas takes the mic off Brandon and lifts his mask to talk, he is a foot over Mary Jane even though she is a very lengthy female.
Judas- "See here sister we are a combination of talent and brotherhood, you will hear a lot of tag teams talk about it actually. Did you two ride together to get here? I didn't think so, but BY and I did."
BY- "Damn right we did and Yo! this guy snores."
Judas- "Sorry about that buddy, but we can live with each others flaws and still fight to live another day can you two? Let's all face the facts you two are just glorified valets."
Mary Jane heard Josie say "Kill him MJ!" and charged Judas.
DING DING!
MJ punches him right and left and right and left, she rushed off the ropes, but Judas catches her with a shoulder block. He grumbles and reaches over tagging in BY, he picks up MJ and Irish whips her into Brandon doing a dropkick. "YO! Yo! Yo!" He says trying to egg Josie into illegally entering the ring, he pulls MJ up to her feet and hits the Drop of Youth he hooks her for the cover. One.. Two... Josie broke up the count, but Judas was in the ring ready to plow through her, but Josie grabbed him as he clotheslined her over the top rope and to the outside.
Brandon grabs MJ but she reverse with a small package! One... Two... but BY kicks out!
He gets back up and swings her her but she dodges out of his range and counters with a heel kick to the side of his head. She hurries so she can grab him and deliver a Forward Russian legsweep, MJ applies a head scissors on him while their team mates make it back to their corner.
DICK- "MJ has a tight squeeze on Brandon Young with that head scissors, her legs have him nearly trapped to the mat."
PAT- "We all know BY just doesn't want to break the hold Dick. I mean I wouldn't want to, yum!"
DICK- "I wouldn't let Dorian Blake hear you say that."
PAT- "Who cares. You are missing the tag to Josie, Dick."
MJ reached up near her corner and Josie tags in. She stomps on BY before MJ releases the submission lock and exits to the ring apron. Josie stomps on Brandon and than grabs him by the hair and slams his head back against her knee. "How'd that feel BeeeeeeeY?" She ask him arrogantly and than presses her heel into his throat and stomps on his face. Brandon goes to tag Judas, but Josie grabs him by the foot. She delivers an Enzuigiri and than tagged Mary Jane back in. She held Brandon and MJ kicked him in the midsection. The girls switch places again and MJ kicks Brandon in the chest and than locks on a side headlock. BY tries to push her into the rope, but she blocks the attempt and wrenches on more pressure, her hands are laced together across his face and she is torquing his neck heavily with her knee stretched in front of her now and to other towards her corner to give her a broader base against his strength advantage.
DICK- "Mary Jane showing her technical skill here with that side headlock cinched in heavily on Brandon Young. I can not stress enough folks how desperately Brandon Young needs to get a tag to his partner Judas Tyme."
PAT- "These women are stopping that from happening though Dick. You know I am almost out of candy and we still have one more match to go?"
DICK- "No I did not know that Pat, but I did warn you earlier that it was going to happen."
PAT- "Its ok Dick I know a guy that thinks he knows a guy that can get me the location of a guy that will hook me up for sure."
DICK- "I am happy for you than. MJ makes the tag to Josie while keeping that headlock on."
Mary Jane reached over and tagged Josie back in and she rushed off the ropes while MJ hits a headlock takedown, Josie imminently hit a jumping double knee on Brandon after he landed. MJ exits the ring and Josie goes for the cover. One... Two... Brandon kicks out!
Josie hits the mat, the frustration is starting to set in. She drives a knee into Brandon's gut as she pulls him ups and than hits an Uppercut, and an Uppercut, and an Uppercut, Brandon is wobbling back to the corner and Josie hits one more Uppercut! She grabs his wrist and Irish whips Brandon to the other corner, but he REVERSES! Brandon falls down as Josie smashes into the corner and falls backwards from the impact.
Brandon reaches for Judas but he is still on the far side of the ring, the big guy is hitting the top turnbuckle and stomping the mat. "COME ON BY!!" Josie elbows Brandon and pulls him back to his feet before delivering a nice LOUD chop! Wooooooo! The crowd shouts. Josie finally Irish whips Brandon to the corner like she tried earlier, he crashes into the turnbuckle and turns around a bit dizzy. Josie with a Body Avalanche! OH MY! Brandon dodges out of the way at the last second and Josie smashes her face off the top turnbuckle. She grabs her face and Brandon shakes away the cobwebs he reaches for Judas and is withing CENTIMETERS of tagging his finger tips when Josie grabbed him from the mat and locks on a knee bar. She kicks her heels into the back of his head and pulls him towards her corner. She tags Mary Jane and keeps a hold of Brandon's leg while Mary Jane delivers an elbow to his back.
DICK- "Fluid team work Brandon needs to get that tag though this will start to really wear him out."
PAT- "Legendary Dick... D-O-P-E are not the tag team champions for no reason though."
DICK- "Is that who you are rooting for Pat?"
PAT- "What no, I want the hot bitches to win! I am just saying... they are Dope!"
Mary Jane again with a sideheadlock on Brandon Young, but this time he manages to push himself up from the mat. Mary Jane changes the move and hits a Short-arm clothesline. She looks over and tags Josie who climbs the rope, Mary Jane tosses Josie off the top rope and onto Brandon with a rocket launcher! Josie hooked the leg of Brandon. One... Two... Brandon STILL manages to kick out but just barely this time as Judas almost entered the ring and shouts at his buddy from in between the middle and top rope.
DICK- "That was a nifty move by Mary Jane and Josie Pleasure."
PAT- "The Chick Flick!"
DICK- "What?"
PAT- "That's what I would call it Dick. Because Josie is a chick and MJ flicks her in the air, yeah it works for me."
DICK- "You just call things however you feel don't you Pat?"
PAT- "Yea pretty much Dick."
Josie is frustrated about the near fall and shouts at the ref who warns her to keep her cool. Her eyes glance up at the towers around the prison and she rolls her eyes. Brandon used the distraction and hits The Drop of Youth! JOSIE IS DOWN! BRANDON IS DOWN! The first person to get a tag will have the advantage and both team mates know it as they shout at their partners for the tag. Brandon stumbles and wobbles the wrong way while Josie is crawling to Mary Jane. He jumps across the ring and smacks Judas' hand, Josie gets to Mary Jane!
DICK- "BOTH TEAMS WITH THE TAG!"
PAT- "SON OF A BITCH!"
Judas rushed in and clotheslined Mary Jane but she is fast to get back up. He Irish whips MJ into the ropes and than hits a drop kick, WOW that coming from a dude his size. He hits her with a shoulder block continuing through and off the ropes hitting her with another as she is about to get back up. Judas picks her up and Irish whips her into there corner connecting with a follow up yakuza kick! He bangs his fist off his chest and stomps around the ring. He turns and sees Mary Jane fighting to get back up, he stands behind her and positions her for a Pumphandle slam, but he pauses and swings his hips behind her in a sexual fashion to mock both her and Josie. "This what your husband taught you? haha! Don't get jealous Josie you're next." She rushed into the ring but the ref stops her. He hits the pumphandle slam and goes for the cover but the ref is distracted by trying to get Josie out of the ring. Brandon slapped his own hands together. The ref with his back to them signaled the tag and Josie got in his face even more.
"THAT'S ILLEGAL!" She screams at the Ref who is shoving her to get back into her corner. Judas picked MJ up with a powerbomb and hit a diving leg drop from the top rope. Brandon covers MJ ... One ...while Judas cuts off Josie from the break up. Two ... Mary Jane has her inner shoulder up, but Brandon pushes his legs in front of the Ref's view. THREE!!!
DING DING!
Kristine Otto: "And here are your winners ... and STILL IWS WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS ... Judas Tyme and Brandon Young ... DOPE!"
DICK- "DOPE DOES IT AGAIN! They are still your World Tag Team champions Ladies and Gentleman!"
PAT- "I told you the entire time Dick, I told you the whole time. Welp ... time for more Candy." (sniffs)
DICK- "Mary Jane and Josie both seem lost on what happened, I think Mary Jane might have had her shoulder up, either way Josie is informing her that Brandon was not the legal man, as we all know."
PAT- "SO?! Who cares what's legal and not you know what I mean Dick?" (sniffs)
DICK- "It matter Pat or everything would be sheer chaos. None the less Dope has weaseled their way into keeping the gold once again. I don't understand why the Youth of today is so behind this duo. I just don't."
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In the infirmary ....
"I like can't believe we like did it! Like wow!" Bambi exclaims as she helps Primo onto the cot in the infirmary. He was broken up pretty bad from that fall, but he was also seeming to recover surprisingly quick from it.
"I told you that you are Primo." He said slugging her lightly on the shoulder. She was still very scared from earlier and it shows as she looks behind her. Primo can tell she is looking for Dresden, when he found her before their match she was crying. Nobody makes Primo's girl cry. Or the girl that Primo wishes was his girl that is. "I won't let you get hurt Bambi. You trust me don't you?"
She smiles and places her hand on his chest mostly to get him to lay down. "Like yea." she replied.
She sighed with relief and grinned before letting his eyes win and shut. "Good because I love you." He slipped into unconsciousness again.
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In the dressing area Mary Jane is explaining how she had her shoulder up, she is upset and angry about it. She thought she understood the rules better. Josie is quick to come to her defense as well.
"Not to mention Blake that Brandon was NOT the legal man! Those two little shits don't understand who they are fucking with!" Josie says seeing red after feeling ducked yet again by Judas Tyme while him and hit butt buddy hang onto those titles one more time.
"Their time will come. hahaha. All that matters tonight is Paroxysm's decent, he went to the very top, he seen that view we all dream about. You two fell short tonight. Hush." He says cutting off either of them before they can defend themselves. He looks at both of them and than back at the door. "He started this and my father said you finish what others starts ... always. I am proud of you. Both of you. I won't let you girls down. I got this."
He says and takes off towards the ring for his match. Mary Jane watches him as does Josie who crosses her arms and shakes her head.
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DICK- "NOW ladies and gentleman the Main Event of the night. Mistress Pain and Paroxysm will place their titles on the line in a winner takes all fatal four way."
PAT- "Dorian Blake and Raven Trueblood will also be involved Dick."
UNIVERSE AND eXTINCTION CHAMPIONSHIPS ARE ON THE LINE!
DING DING!
Kristine Otto: "This is the Main EVENT for the evening and it is scheduled for One Fall. {Crowd: ONE FALL!} BOTH the IWS Universe and eXtinction Championships will be on the line in a Fatal Four Way match. Introducing first the challenger ..."
The entrance turns blue as smoke fells the ring side area and Bleed hits the pa system The music drifts into the air and the fans look around. raven walks onto the ramp. and fans boo while the lyrics drown them out, that's wicked timing.
[lyrics]I'm feeling crossed ... I take it inside ... Burn up the pain ... My thoughts are strange.
He poses with his arms spread out to each side in a crucifix like way. the fans boo him but he dont care. he continues to taunts as pyros go off and walks down and slides into the ring.
[Chorus]
I want to bleed
Show the world all that I have inside
I want to scream
Let the blood flow that keeps me alive
Kristine Otto: "Hailing from Lakeland, Florida and weighs 230 pounds tonight. Please welcome to the ring, the Wicked one ... Raven TRUEBLOOD!"
Raven has on an expensive looking Gothic jacket and his hair is gelled and pulled back like a Greaser. His eyes have thick eye liner around them and there is splotches of white grease paint over half of his face. He asks Kristine for her mic and then falls back into the corner and waites for his music to fade.
"Hallowicked ... Cold nights alone so alone to listen to music, now here at home. A home to bleed and listen to music, i love music! I BURNED that pain, and yet there she is with the eXtinction title. I been alone for a very long time now. Yet ... yet here we are about to go against one another after beating each other to hell and back, after I walked down the same road to her. I carried you rather you know it or not Dorian I carried YOU! I am going to defeat you tonight, and deny you your dreams, I am going to beat Mistress Pain tonight and show her that she is not the one in charge. That just leaves out Universe Champion, that just leaves Paroxysm. Congratulations Mr. Popularity the fans all looooove Paroxysm don't you? {They cheer} Well I don't. {Fans boo} You see I had to go down a very long wicked path to get here. I showed my face the entire way facing things like a man. I wasn't like Blake and I wasn't like the Universe Champion. As far as I am concerned this match is between Mistress Pain and the true object of her desire! Quoth the raven, Nevermore!!!" He tosses the microphone towards the center of the ring and waits for the next challenger to make his way into this double title match.
DICK- "Some intensity by the Wicked one tonight."
PAT- "Yea but he is all cluck and no pluck. Raven is lucky to be where he is because talent didn't get him here."
‘Dried Up, Tied And Dead To The World ' by Marylin Manson plays. The large man walks out from behind the curtain as the song plays his black towel hanging over his face and his head looking down. in his left hand he has AJ Riot's OLD torn mask with blood staining it. The fogs and smoke cover Blake he has on black chaps with gold chains hanging off them and a matching torso accessory. The smoke slowly fades while the music sings. {{"Just waiting time ... Don't Ya Want some of this ... Don't ya need some of this ..."}}
Josie walks out and stands next to him and Mary Jane on the other side. He takes off his upper outfit and hands it to Josie, and than his chaps and hands them to Josie before leaning all the way forward {{"You've never read what you've written."}} and stripping the towel off his head.
DICK- "IS that Paroxysm?!"
PAT- "Who? The singer?"
DICK- "No the wrestler the Universe Champion! Blake is wearing a plastic mask for his Halloween costume. and has both and eXtinction title and Universe title."
"I'll be your lover ... I'll be forever ... I'll be tomorrow, I am anything when I'm high.
He stands up holding the two cardboard duplicates of the eXtinction and Universe titles and places them high in the air. "This is not a preview kids, NOT a preview. Take it in while you can. You're Welcome! Happy Halloween. Haha!" He once more laughs at himself and poses for the pictures of fans. He looks at MJ taking off his mask and giving her a kiss before handing her one title and Josie another. He turns to the ring getting more serious after the words Ravens said.
Kristine Otto: "Now making his way to the ring he hails from The Bottomless Pit and weighs two hundred and forty-five pounds, and stands at six foot six inches tall. He is The inevitable King of Death... Dorian Blake!"
Dorian steps up on the ring apron and climbs up the turnbuckle as he looked around the place and stretched his arms out like he was hanging on a crucifix. "I can do it too scarecrow." He says before hopping down and hoping from one foot to another, Mary Jane and Josie went to the back the big guy loosened up his neck some more and wrist as he stares down Raven Trueblood as his theme song fades out.
DICK- "These two have never really been the best of friends Pat."
PAT- "Yeah and that makes for great wrestling it sure does."
Christina Aguilera - Dirrty starts to play, but Mistress doesn't come out. Instead Doc Stevens comes out wearing his blue MWO shirt with his stomach exposed. He raised a mic to his lips and quiets down the crowd.
"Shut up... shut up! YOUR DARK QUEEN has a message! Just Shut up! I am out here to inform you, that Mistress Pain is the more prestigious champion in IWS, and she should be billed last. This match will not happen if The Dark Queen does not get her way! You shut up! Fool!"
He argues with the fans as they antagonize Doc. The fans boo even though Pain is from Illinois, some throw heads of lettuce and tomatoes at Doc Stevens for delivering the message.
DICK- "I guess Pain didn't like coming on before Paroxysm."
PAT- "That's why she is the greatest champion we have."
The lights fade, a crossdresser with a mop for a wig, that gets paid in orange Faygo and cigarettes, presses play on the Casio boombox and Nirvana's You Know You're Right begins to blare over the simulated surround sound. Out from the crowd steps Paroxysm holding a black sign with read lettering that reads 'I'm Paroxysm.' Everyone turns and gets super excited that the Universe Champion is so close to them.
Kristine Otto: "and the first defending Champion, he hails from Virginia Beach, VA and weighs in at 213 pounds .... he is the UNIVERSE CHAMPION ... .PAROXYSM!"
Paroxysm starts walking down to the ring and hands the sign off to some random cripple kid (except it's not random, it's the same kid every time. He slides in the ring face first and springs to his feet, ready for action holding the Universe Championship up in the air while pyros go off around the ring.
DICK- "The fans love Paroxysm all right listen to the chants for him. He is proud to be the Universe champion and you can tell everywhere he goes he takes it."
PAT- "No that is him saying goodbye and making the most of the time he has left Dick. Paroxysm is too nice of a guy to hang onto anything for an lengthy amount of time, fact! So we got more candy around here?"
The fans sing along with Paroxysm's song while he looks face to face with Dorian Blake who has chosen to dress up as him for this Halloween. He tilts his head in curiosity but says nothing. Instead Blake is the one that speaks. "I know what it's like up there. I'm gonna get in there boy. We are gonna be great friends up inside that cranium."
Christina Aguilera - Dirrty starts to play, Mistress is wearing very nice looking attire, leather strapy type number that shows just enough skin. She is riding on Jack Sinister's shoulders. She has ahold of two leaches that hold her minions Geronimo and Doc Stevens, they lead her down to the entrance and she cracks them with her whip.
Jack kneels down and let's her off his back Pain leads him over and ties him up to one side of the entrance structure, and than Geronimo and Doc on the other side.
Kristine Otto: "and finally hailing from Chicago, Illinois the IWS eXtinction Champion ... MISTRESS PAIN!"
Pain points her whip at the ring and does a sexy dance with her eXtinction title around her waist before she pats her title and strutting her way to the ring. She slides in and licks her lips looking over all the men in the ring, she holds up her title and smirks while her music fades.
DICK- "Finally all four of them are in the ring. I don't think based off how big of a deal they made their entrances out to be how important this match is to all four people. There are no rules, there are no rope breaks, and ladies and gentleman I have been informed that Falls DO count anywhere so this match could end up anywhere."
PAT- "Of course falls count anywhere Dick, this is for all the marbles, its too big a deal to be contained to just the ring."
DING DING!
Raven starts things off attacking Dorian Blake, he hit him with all his weight and than clubs him on the back of the neck and drives a knee into his gut, than he punches him right on the chin. Mistress Pain trips up Paroxysm and drives a knee into the side of his knee wrenching and torquing it trying to break it out of place, Paroxysm fights through the pain to sit up and grabs her into a modified dragon sleeper. Pain lets go fast to avoid him locking anything in. Paro sits up, but Pain was waiting and kicks him hard right in the face!
Dorian Blake counters a suplex attempt from Raven Trueblood and tosses him out of the ring to the outside. Blake looks over at Mistress Pain but ignores her and turns his attention to Raven. He rushed off the ropes and leaps over the top rope and down onto Raven Trueblood! He taunts and boost while fans boo the arrogant behavior. He lifts up Raven and attempts to slam him into the steel ring post, but Raven counters and sends Blake there shoulder first.
Mistress Pain ties up with Paroxysm and takes him down but he swivels his hips and manages to get back to his feet and delivers a suplex to her. Only Pain lands on her feet she rushes off the ropes, but Paroxysm does down and sends her off the other side. Paroxsysm attempts a hip toss, but Pain blocks and kicks him in the stomach. She rushed off the ropes again, but this time Paroxysm catches her with a Hurricanrana!
DICK- "Look how talented Paroxysm is and Mistress Pain is standing toe to toe with him, this is great to see the two champions going at it Pat."
PAT- "Eh.... Mistress Pain is looking far better than Paroxysm he should feel embarrassed. Wait I think he knows my hook up ... I mean Peazy is alright."
Reven entered the ring and clotheslined Paroxysm, than pulled him back up and delivered a chop and a jab and a chop. He Irish whips Paroxysm into the ropes, but Paroxysm leaps over the bent Trueblood. Paro with a dropkick to the knee and he sends Raven to a kneeling position. He rushes at him and delivers a Shinning Wizard! He grabs Raven, but Raven has a small package.
PAT- "HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
DICK- "What?"
PAT- "Raven HAS a Small Package! HAHAHA!"
DICK- What the hell are you talking about, he has the One.and two, no Paroxysm kicks out after the one count folks."
One ... Paroxysm kicks out. Raven hits a russian legsweep to his knee and than follows it with a back braker. He stands up but there is Mistress Pain off the top rope with The Crash! Fans cheer because we all like that high flying action. Pain hooks Raven's leg. One ... Two ... Raven kicks out! Blake is back into the ring and swings a wild punch at Mistress Pain but she ducks and delivers a low blow to him. Blake rolls in agony over to the corner. Pain grabs Paroxysm as he is about to get up and Irish whips him into the same corner Blake is hunched up in. He hits it so hard that Paroxysm is sent flying over the top of the turnbuckle and to the floor outside the ring.
Pain turns and looks down at Raven she slams her heel into his face and than pulls him up by the hair. She flexes her muscles and than picks him up for a suplex, but Raven comes back down countering with a suplex of his own that leave both fighters down. Blake is recovering and looks at Mistress Pain as she pulls herself up in the corner. He screams as he starts sprinting across the ring and ducks his head right before hitting her! Mistress Pain is super fast as she is able to get out of the way with a split second to spare causing Blake to hit the ring post with his shoulder, HARD! He falls through the ropes and to the outside where Paroxysm is.
DICK- "What a mistake by Dorian Blake, the monster did not see that coming."
PAT- "Mistress Pain was just that good there was no mistake made by the Monster of Wrestling at all Dick!"
DICK- "Pain is back on the offensive with her attention now focused solely on Raven."
Mistress Pain delivers a running knee to the side of Raven's skull, she taunts the crowd dancing around and than delivering a leg drop to him and going for a lazy pin. One... Raven kicks out of the lax pin attempt and Pain laughs before she hammers his head into the mat over and over. She pulls him up and goes to toss him over the top rope, but Raven reverses and the two of them both go over the other side of the ring.
Blake is up and pulls Paroxsym over to him, he wraps his arms around him and delivers an exploder belly to belly suplex that sends Paroxysm into the fans seats! People got out of the way and fall over. Blake chases him and laughs. Paroxysm has a chair and turns around smacking Blake over the face with it and than he hits him on top of the head and Blake falls backward. Paroxysm yanks the plastic mask off him, but Blake's face is painted up all black with a golden warrior streak across his eyes. Paroxysm shows some frustration and stomps hard on Blake and goes to hit him again the chair slams off his face and cuts Blake's forehead open. Paroxysm is about to do it one more time when off instinct Blake rolls out of the way and he nips up and delivers a pale kick to Paroxysm's skull. Both men fall over and seem slow getting back up.
DICK- "Paroxysm and Dorian Blake each seem determined to one up the other one! Neither man should be physically capable to keep going with those shots to the head!"
PAT- "Well this is Insane Wrestling Society Dick perhaps they are paranormal, supernatural, uh.... i don't know what word I was looking for anymore. BUT I found more candy." *SMILES*
DICK- "It loos like Raven is stirring to his feet."
Raven is the first one up and notices the fighting he is missing out of. He starts that way, but Mistress Pain cuts him off and sprays Raven with a fire extinguisher before belting him with it in the throat. Mistress Pain only caring about victory goes for another cover. One... Two... Raven still manages to kick out!
The Wicked one over powers Mistress Pain and delivers the wicked path! He isn't done and he stomp on her shoulder and pulls her back up, he shoves her off the ring post and than hits the nail in the back! Raven thinks about going for a pin, but ...
DICK- "Is that Daffney? Most of the people's extras have been restricted to the back."
PAT- "Or Mistress Pain's people who were tied up. haha!"
DICK- "Still where did she come from?"
Raven stops and talks to Daffney and she starts swinging her crowbar and screaming. Raven turns around and is hit with a large clothesline from Jack Sinister, he flexes his muscles and chuckles at Daffney. She acts intimidated and backs up the isle way still screaming. Raven gets up and looks for her he rushes off following her screaming.
Dorian got up and looked at where Raven was going. He turned back and looked at Paroxysm catching his foot as he was going to kick him, he shook his head, but Paroxysm still managed to hit him with an ensiguri. Paroxysm seen Raven leaving as well and choose to follow after him. Blake trips him and starts smashing fist into his forehead. Each hit seems harder and harder, Paroxysm's mask becomes stained with blood from a broken nose. Blake stands up and shouts aggressively he grabs Paroxysm's head and slams a knee into it. Than drives and elbow hard to the top of the skull and than again and he hits another on the temple. Paroxysm not being a trained ground fighter is unable to fully protect himself like he should not to mention the amount of damage these blows are doing to him.
Mistress Pain stirs to life and checks on Jack, she pats him affectionately on the cheek and has him tell her what has happened.
"PARO!!!" Blake shouts out as he pushes himself back to his feet. Mistress Pain stays down and waits for him to make his way towards her. Blake is too busy with Paroxysm as he delivers a Military Press slam onto the bleachers. He than grabs the smaller guy and grinds his face into the fence boarder. Paroxysm's mask is starting to tear and rip. He elbows Blake in desperation, he charges Blake, but gets a Back body toss onto the same bleachers he hit before. Blake laughs and brushes his hair out of his face, he reaches into his tights and pulls out .... a fork! Blake licks his lips and walks over to Paroxysm jabbing the fork into his forehead with a punch and than driving a knee to his temple. "You wanted to take my face?! You wanted to mock me?!" He uses the fork to carve into Paroxym's flesh and he screams loudly before being able to counter Blake with a kick and alleviate the pain.
DICK- "Paroxysm is busted up bad Pat!"
PAT- "Blake is going to eat him for dinner Dick that is what it looks like to me."
DICK- "He is hell bent on disfiguring Paroxysm, given his wrestling background Paroxysm will need to think fast on how to get himself back in the air to regain the advantage."
PAT- "Yeah right Dick."
Paroxysm stumbles forward and as Blake went to grab him against delivers Peroxide Mist!!! Blake is blinded!!! Paroxysm with The Brainbuster onto the bleaches!! He is hurt and doesn't have Blake in a very pinable predicament. He crawls towards the ring and pulls himself up looking at where Raven had went. He doesn't see Mistress Pain so starts in that direction completly going around her by accident. She doesn't have time to chase him as Blake is stumbling around like a drunk shouting after him. Paroxysm rushes away only stopping to grab some of Pat's costume with his protest, to keep himself from bleeding so bad.
Blake stands up and sees Paroxysm leave. "FUCK YOU COME BACK! Don't you want to say hi to Rabbit?" Jack elbows him in the face as he walked around the corner of the ring. He picks up Dorian and slams him down face first. Blake still gets back up and runs at Jack but he counters with The Sinister Drop! Pain tries for a pin. One ... Two ... Thr-Blake kicks out! She grumbles and shakes her head before jumping on Jack's back and having him take her to wherever Raven and Daffney had disappeared to. She did not want to waste time on Blake when the other two would be much quicker prey to bag.
DICK- "It would appear that our camera crews are going to have to be on the move. This could get drangerous folks. If you happen ot be near the fight ... please. do not get involved."
PAT- "It says on the ticket when you paid the money for it you agreed that IWS and the United States of America are not responsible for your health and well being. It's a sacrifice of being an IWS fan though Dick and being here LIVE!"
-- I guess inside the prison hall ways ---
Tiger Suplex from Paroxysm onto Raven, One ... Two ... Kick out! Raven punches Paroxysm as he is fast to get up and than delivers a spin kick to the midsection. Again with another stiff punch, Paroxysm is hardly able to protect himself his arms too loose now with how well and hard these strikes are hit. Raven with a headbutt, and than the wicked path he stumbles to his feet and shouts out for "Daffney!" He wobbles forward and whips the blood across his face before laughing. He eventually is able to walk straight and he continues to look for her.
As he exits the scene Mistress Pain still riding Jack comes along a recovering Paroxysm. "Jack kill!" She orders to her Machine he puts her down and drills Paroxysm with a right hand and than hits a German Suplex, he mounts Paroxysm and stars delivering punch after punch after punch to the face before Mistress snaps her fingers to draw his attention. She goes for the pin on Paroxysm even lacing her fingers while hooking the leg for the pinfall. One ... Two ... Th - Paroxysm kicks out! Pain is furious but she hears Blake and decides there is no time to worry about Paroxysm right now. "Come on Jack, let's go find us a bird who's neck we can break." She climbs up on his back again and he takes off disappearing in the same direction Paroxysm went.
Paroxysm feels relieved to get a breather before he hears in the distance. "PAROXYSM! I am gonna make you my BITCH!"
"Oh Shit!" Paroxysm let's slip out his mouth as he gets to his feet and stumbles like he is looking for a place to hide at first. Blake sees him and starts rushing at him and Paroxysm looks around trying to think fast. Blake lowers his head and Paroxysm relaxes all his muscles right as Blake hits him full force driving him up and into the ground hard. Paroxysm is breathing heavily but Dorian is OUT! HAHAHa! Thank you DDP Yoga! Blake had drilled his own head along with Paroxysm into the ground and knocked himself out. Paro pushed Blake off him with some amount of effort and than shook off his own cobwebs before going for a pinfall on his fallen foe. One... Tw-BLAKE KICKS OUT! Paroxysm seems a little shocked only a two??? He applies the Guillotine Choke and makes sure to get Blake nice and out of it, before he gets back up again and looks at where mistress Pain went. Paroxysm must figure that Blake still has too much to pin and starts after Mistress Pain and Raven Trueblood.
-- we are along the second level of the Cell Block ---
Daffney is walking along the catwalk and Raven calls out to her she stops and he tries to get her to come over to him. Jack clubs him from the back, and Raven has to turn and duck to avoid a massive right jab. Raven hits him with the wicked path and gets him a bit dizzy while Mistress Pain cracked her whip. Raven snapped his neck in her direction and smirked, Pain drew closer and closer to Raven and he backed up onto the catwalk where Daffney was mostly to protect her. There are three rings side by side below them that they were told are for practice. Pain whips him and he blocks with his arm but now she has a good grip on him with her weapon. Raven jerks her towards him and laughs having her where he wants her finally. Daffney hits him in the back with her crowbar and screams in his ear before pulling back and hitting him over the top of the head as well. Raven falls backwards and trips going over the railing and smacking some how flat backed into the center practice ring!!!
Daffney looks down at him laying there helpless in the ring and than has Mistress Pain knocked into her by Paroxysm. He rolls Pain up for a pin. One... Two ... Pain kicks out with the assistance of Daffney. She slaps Paroxysm across the face and he pushes her, but lucky for both female Jack was back up and hits Paroxysm with the Flatliner! Mistress Pain tells him he did a great job and sends him away with Daffney so she can spend some alone time now with Paroxysm.
When they are gone she pushes her heel into his throat. "I am the best champion around here. It is not a matter of who gets to the top anymore, but who stays on the top. I am in the Hall of Fame, I am a two time and current eXtinction champion. What are you that you are in my league?"
"Below you." he chokes out. Pain chuckles thinking he has admited defeat unti she realizes that Blake has been charging at her from across the area. He leaps into the air and dropkicks Pain! She wobbles and also hits the railing, Paroxysm sweeps his legs and she falls over the edge landing ontop of Raven!
Paroxysm swings for Blake, but he lifts him up onto his shoulders and spins, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten times! Blake puts Paroxysm down following with The Mark! what a devastating looking chokeslam, but PAROXYSM counters it, he has an armbar! Paroxysm wraps his legs around the arm of Blake and tugs and tugs. But Blake picks him up and transfers the move into a sit-out powerbomb! Both men get up though slowly and Blake grabs Paroxysm only for him to kick him away. Jump up on the railing WHAT BALANCE! from there he hits Blake with a springboard dropkick! With Blake down Paroxysm grabs his leg and flips him over aiming to win via submission possibly using his Single Leg Crab submission!
It doesn't take a lot of time for Blake to power his way out of that. He gets to his feet and hits Paro with an European uppercut and than a chop and another European uppercut followed with a Russian legsweep. He lifts up Paroxysm in a military Press he is thinking bad thoughts as he walks to the edge of the rails. Paroxysm starts to realize what is going on and struggles, but he is too late as Blake tosses Paroxysm over and down into the ring on the far side. Blake laughs and climbs up on the railing.
"I'm not done with you! You want to see something special? I was special before you were ever born!" he is sizing up Paroxysm and makes a motion around his waist symbolizing his desire for the title. Blake leaps in the air ... FROG SPLASH! No! Blake took too much time taunting! He misses him! Paroxysm rolled out of the way in time making Blake crash against the mat from the second level. All the wind seems knocked out of him from the fall.
Paro rolls over slowly and gasp for air himself before he goes for a pinfall on Blake draping his arm over his chest. One ... Two ... Blake kicks out! Paroxysm shakes his head, nothing is going to put this guy away. He makes sure to find his feet first and stays on Blake with punches and kicks, his identity still hidden even though his mask is torn by how much blood is covering his face and hair. Paroxysm seems like he might ACTUALLY be getting angry and this seems to fuel Blake as he shoves him off of him. Paroxysm rolls out of the ring and mocks Blake to come and get him.
Blake chases down Paroxysm through the hallway stumbling and getting more and more frustrated by all of it. He blocks a punch and headbutts Paroxysm and than drives a knee to his sturnum, and than in a front face lock he lifts Paroxysm up in the air, and struggles to keep him there letting the blood rush to his head and drain out making him dizzier. Than he plants him with The Time Bomb! Blake covers him. One ... Two ... Thre--Paroxysm kicks out just before the three!!!
"AHHHHHHHH!! Learn to fucking count!" Blake shouts at the referee and than grabs Paroxysm tossing him down that hall and through a door that leads them back out to the yard.
--- Back at Ringside ---
Fans cheer loudly as they realize where the fight is now and that they can see it for themselves again. This time Blake is the one getting frustrated with how slippery Paroxysm is being. We see that he has a small cut above his eye from how swollen it has gotten and the grease paint is starting to run from all his sweat. Blake Irish whips Paroxysm but it is countered and Blake is sent into the side of a building. Paroxysm rushed and leaped in the air, but managed to punch a brick wall as Blake dodged out of the way. He grabs his wrist possibly having broken it and Blake hits a One handed bulldog. He stumbles a bit favoring his right ankle but Blake flexes and taunts going back to himself. He grabs Paroxysm and tosses him over the fans seats and towards the center stage ring again.
DICK- "The action has found us once more Pat, I was afraid that we might miss the ending."
PAT- "The match could have ended and we wouldn't have known until they came over the radio with the announcement Dick."
Blake shoulder thrust Paroxysm into the ring apron and than sent him flying off the steel steps. He tosses him back into the ring and crawls up after him, but Paroxysm gets just enough together to hit another Springboard Dropkick as Blake entered the ring. He hooked him up for a quick pinfall. One... No Blake is too hyped up and kicks out at just one. Paroxysm tries to think fast and he rushed off the ropes OH MY GOD Blake counters with the BlackHoleSlam! He laughs as he sits up, and goes for a pinfall. One... Two... BLAKE IS PULLED OFF!
Mistress Pain was back up and she grabbed him. It is obvious her neck is hurting her with how much she is holding it. Blake blocks her attack and bounced off the ropes RUNAWAY TRAIN! He shouts and hollers and shakes the ropes, even though there are no fans in this cell block. Paroxysm gasp for air as he gets up and Blake cuts him off again, but Paroxysm hits a facebuster! He has Blake down and is in a practice ring he looks around and gets to the ring apron. He goes for the Marie Antoinette! He stumbles... BLAKE COUNTERS!!!! He hits THE DESCENT! BLAKE HITS THE DESCENT on Paroxysm mid air!!! and now he goes for the pin. One ... Two ... Three!!!
Ding Ding Ding!!!
Kristine Otto: "Your winner ladies and gentleman via pinfall over Paroxysm, and NEW eXtinction and Universe Champion .... DORIAN BLAKE!!!
Blake collapse in the middle of the ring, and the ref checks on him. He signals for help, but Blake pushes him off of him. "Give me my titles!" The ref gets the titles and hands them to Dorian Blake. He hugs both titles closely to him as the adrenaline is still surging through his body and making the pain more tolerable. Fans are feeding off his emotion even though Dorian is doing his best to hide it he has tears mixing with the paint and blood on his face.
DICK- "Dorian Blake did it! He is the new eXtinction and Universe champion, two title changed hands here tonight Pat."
PAT- "hell yea they did and Legendary is gonna boost and boost and boost about this."
He rolled over and said something to Mistress Pain before exiting the ring and holding both titles HIGH in the air. Shane Trudex and the rest of Legendary came out to celebrate with him. By now he is a bloody smudged mess and Shane has to hold him up to be able to help him walk. Josie and MJ help him with his titles like they did earlier with the fake ones. Mary Jane gives him a kiss and hugs him to try and calm him down. Legendary stand at the entrance turning to hold Blake and his titles up and the disappointed look on Paroxysm as he covers his face with reality hitting him one last time as the show fades out.
Sponsored by Daxcorp and Sophie Enterprises
Insane Wrestling Society presents
Official Theme Song: DEAL WITH THE DEVIL by POP EVIL
The scene opens up with Dax Clark walking with the mysterious President of IWS Ghost it would appear he is showing him around the Fox River facility. There has been a lot of talk about this move and some people think that it is all just for publicity, but will this be good or bad for the future of IWS?
"I understand this is what we have to do Mister Clark. I have paid a lot of money for this facility."
"These guys and girls are criminals, they are murders, and the rest of them are insane so who cares. This will be a great deal for the company."
"I want to make sure that Sophie's office is very secure as well as her security, Mister Clark. We can not afford to lose our GM after all."
"Of course Ghost, don't you trust me? I am going to make all of us a lot of money. I am the God damn Wild One and apparently some people like to call me the kinpin well from now all they will be calling Mister Clark the warren around here. The Men and Women will be equal in that they are all now inmates. Welcome to IWS' new home, Fox River!"
The camera pans out and shows the entire facility of Fox River, another load of IWS wrestlers is pulling in on a bus as Dax walks Ghost along the edge of the place and to the main office building where his and Sophie's offices would be as well as the visiting room, intake, infirmary and Mess Hall.
The cameras show a bird like view of Fox River as it flies over the place and than hovers over the Yard where the wrestling ring is set up with medium sized bleachers, and a few rows of chairs. Dick and Pat are sitting AT RINGSIDE! Well kind of they are like 10 rows back from the ring, but no more announcers tower. (for now) There is a good turn out of people from the fliers that had been passed out and the small tour that IWS did before opening up shop here. The cameras tighten on Dick and Pat at their table. Since this is a festive day like most of IWS these two are in costume. Dick is a Zombie with runny grey face paint and a very convincing gash in his skull and Pat is a Mummy using cheap toilet paper for his costume.
DICK- "WELCOME to HALOWiCked! I am Dick Mando ladies and gentleman and this is my colleague Pat Cummings. Can you believe that this is IWS' Fifth Hallowicked Pat?"
PAT- "Hell to the fucking NO! I can't believe it DICK! Trick or Treat! I hope you got candy everyone because we don't... well I do BUT I AIN'T SHARING!"
DICK- "You know I am proud that this is IWS' Fifth Hallowicked Pat. Back in 2010 the first Hallowicked was held and the first order of business was to name our first Champion, the Universe Champion."
PAT- "Yea at the time only federations with REAL balls dared to go into the outer limits and defend their top title not just in the world but the entire Universe. You need us to go a little crazy? You need us to step into a different dimension? You need us to blur that grey line a little more? You know what happened there Dick? Huh do ya? Do ya? Shane Trudex was crowned the first ever IWS Universe Champion! The trademark! Trudex is cold blooded Dick you just haven't seen it yet."
DICK- "There was someone who did not make it to this milestone that started things off phenomenally. Folks we would like to take a moment to look back at Tolkien Stoner as he brought IWS into that special moment."
====================October 31st, 2010=========================
Tolkien Stoner: "Welcome to IWS' first Pay-per-view, I will be the person here to guide you through this wondrous occasion along with my lovely assistant here for the night, former X-Nation, X Champion Miss Evie Jones. "
He gestures towards Evie sitting beside him from a fold out table at ringside.
Evie Jones: "Glad to be here Tolkien. Never thought I'd be here calling matches, but that's what I'm doing."
Tolkien Stoner: "Yeah we all have to pull our weight sister, trust me, this is the fifth or so thing I do for this company. That's what you get with IWS folks...caring dedication to entertain your pants!"
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Tolkien "Rabbit" Stoner
1987 ~ 2014
The camera cuts back to the ring. The buzz in the crowd is almost electric. The skepticism of how well IWS will really do here in Fox River. 1987 ~ 2014
5-Pack Challenge - The Curtain Jerker
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| Shane Trudex vs. | Christian Kane vs. | Joey Nameth vs. | Jack Sinister vs. | Christian Ryder |
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DICK- "This is the opening match for the evening ladies and gentleman. A 5 Pack challenge full of tough competitors."
PAT- "This is the curtain jerker, the prelude, the threshold of Hallowicked! Oh a piece of candy."
DICK- "Pat you don't want to uh have too much of that so called candy right off the bat we have a looooooong night ahead of us."
PAT- "As I said we all know what happened at the first Hallowicked. Shane Trudex was crowned the first ever IWS Universe Champion, that is why folks I am picking The Trademark to win this first match. He is going to do it in record time and he will shut all those hater's mouths."
DING DING DING!
The Future by CFO$ plays and The Panama City Saints walk out on stage from the {face} locker room area. They hold their hands up in a rocker fist playing up to the crowd. they bump their fist together and slowly make their way to the ring wearing long white jackets and black tights with white crosses and guns with angel wings on them.
Kristine Otto: "Ladies and Gentleman this is the opening bout for the evening. It is a 5 Pack Challenge. If your pinned or submit than you will be eliminated, the last person will be proclaimed the winner. Introducing first, being accompanied by James Kane. He was born and raised in Panama City, Florida ... but now resides in Indianapolis, Indiana. He weighs in tonight at 225 pounds ...he The Hoosier King and is one half of the Panama City Saints. Christian King!"
James and Christian enters the ring and hops onto the ropes getting positive heat from the crowd while they pose.
DICK- "Christian recently defended his PCW Psychedelic Championship before departing for a full time run here in IWS. That is dedication right there shown by this young man to give up something prestigious to fight here in IWS."
PAT- "That or he was convicted Dick. Think of what a jerk this guy is leaving that company without a champion now, what the royal fuck?! Boo Christian Kane... Boo!"
Bad to the Bone by George Thorogood fills the arena as the crowd cheers loudly. Shane Trudex walks out through the curtain, dressed in blue jeans, a muscle shirt, and his leather jacket as Josie Pleasure follows closely behind him. He stares into the camera as a slight smirk crosses his face. He turns to Josie, taking her hand, and twirling her slowly admiring her sexy body with a look of approval on his face. He then turns and heads down to the ring.
Kristine Otto: "and his opponent being accompanied by Josie Pleasure he is a member of Legendary. Weighing in at 225 pounds and standing six feet tall. He is The Trademark ... Shane Trudex!"
As he reaches the ring, he quickly pulls off his jacket and throws it down, smacks Josie on her ass and smiles, before running and sliding under the bottom rope. He paces around the ring, lightly pounding the side of his face with his fist to pump himself up. He climbs up on the second turnbuckle and points out to the crowd getting them fired up. He climbs down waiting on the match to begin.
DICK- "Here is Pat's favorite to win this contest, a lot of people have been saying that Shane Trudex's best days are behind him. I for one am wondering just what did Mistress Pain do to him because The Trademark has not been the same since being held in Pain's dungeons for several months."
PAT- "For all you know Dick he wanted to be there! You think the Trademark would do anything that he did not want to do? You are a FOOL! Mmmmm Candy."
The opening to Kashmir by Led Zeppelin plays through the PA System as the music kicks in Jack walks out from behind the curtain, his Mistress holding her whip and having him in a chain and collar. She gets a HUGE ovation being the first Illinois native the crowd has seen for the night. She walked out and stood beside him smiling at her creature as he flexes his young muscles and and shakes his head to mentally hype up as he continues to walk to the ring.
Kristine Otto: "and their opponent being brought to the ring by Mistress Pain and weighs in at 225 pounds, he is a member of Mistress' World Order. Jack Sinister!"
He is wearing a shiny black long jacket with his hair spiked in a crazy way, his wrist are taped heavily and he is sporting black wrestling tights and boots. He walks to the edge of the ring and Mistress Pain whispers in his ear. She than takes off the collar and spanks him playfully on the rear as he jumps up on the apron and grabs the ropes. Jack shouts loudly while holding the top rope and enters the ring hoping up and down to stay loose as the match gets ready to start.
DICK- "Speaking of Mistress Pain here she is bringing her young and powerful Machine, Jack Sinister to the ring. He might not stand very tall, but the boy looks like he is chiseled out of marble."
PAT- "I am still iffy on Mistress Pain, all of my manhood tells me yea... yea yea... but this feeling in the pit of my stomach tells me no, no no. These fans sure as hell are happy to see her though."
The yard darkens as 'Wasteland by 10 Years hits the P.A. A black light effect fills the entrance ramp as Christian Ryder comes out in rhythm with the music.
Kristine Otto: "Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 221 pounds, he is from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania... CHRIIIIIISTIAANNNN RYYYYYYYYYYDERRRRRRRRR!!!!!"
Ryder salutes at the top of the ramp to both sides of the crowd, and makes his way down to the ring. Ryder then slides in the ring, and goes to the corner and hops on the middle turnbuckle. He stares out into the crowd mysteriously, turn around and sits on the top rope as his music fades.
DICK- "I have not seen a lot from Christian Ryder in awhile. It is nice to see an old face return to IWS."
PAT- "Yea but can this dude hang? We are not at a warehouse anymore Dick, we have been through the desert, and than traveled in mid-west America. What has this guy done?
DICK- "I think he aims to show us in this match Pat."
"Counting Flowers on the Wall" by Eric Heatherly plays. The fans cheer, a small pyro blast off and Joey Nameth walks out through the smoke and screams like a viking with the crowd still cheering him. He hypes the crowd as he smirks and rubs his hands together before slowly walking to the ring. He gives the fans near him a touch here and there and is wearing his plain black trunks and black boots looking serious and ready for business.
Kristine Otto: "and their opponent, he hails from Moorhead, Mississippi and weights in at 275 pounds, he is The Boss of Thunder... JOEY NAMETH!"
Joey rushed at the ring and slide in he held his hands up smiling as the fans cheer even though he is Mistress Pain's enemy in a sense. Him and them sing along with his theme. "Now don't tell me. I have nothing to do." The music fades and Joey looks at his opponents.
DICK- "This crowd is really behind Joey Nameth, the guy sure has came out of his shell in the last few years. I think we will see a lot more great things out of him before his career is over. He could be a strong favorite to win this thing."
PAT- "Dick stop! he is a NASTY NAMETH, what good are they? None they are trash! I need more candy you are working me up way too much."
DING DING!
Jack is the aggressor in this as he crashes into Joey Nameth and starts attacking him into the corner. Christian Ryder used that moment to attack Shane Trudex the two have a lot of history though and Shane seemed like he was anticipating it. He Irish whips Ryder into the ropes and hip tosses him over the top rope down to the floor. It didn't take long for Jack to use that moment to smash into Shane like a fright truck. Christian Kane is attacking Jack backing him up but Jack counters as Christian rushed off the ropes hitting WOW a tilt a whirl backbreaker! Jack takes a moment to flex his muscles for the crowd and get them to boo him. Mistress Pain applauds her Machine though. He picks up Christian teasing a fall away slam, and JOEY NAMETH with a running big boot to Jack Sinister! The fans liked that, Joey grabbed Jack tossing him into the corner and unloading punches on him left and right, than he rushed away and off the ropes and Shoulder to the gut followed by a The Boss Hold!!!
DICK- "JOEY COULD DO IT! Jack's in trouble right here."
PAT- "DON'T LET JOEY WIN!!!"
Mistress is hitting the mat heavily to get Jack's attention. He fights Joey and manages to over power him and reverse into a suplex! With both men down Christian Ryder entered the ring again and went for a cover on Jack. One... Jack kicks out!
Chris shakes his head and than stands up, but Shane drills him with a low blow and rolls him up with a school boy making sure he has a handful of "tights" as well. One... Two... Three!!
Ding Ding!
Kristine Otto: "Ladies and Gentleman Christian Ryder has been ELIMINATED!"
DICK- "and Ryder does not look happy about it at all getting up in Shane's face now. OH TKO!! Shane just hit a TKO on Christian Ryder!!"
PAT- "That's RIGHT! Get rid of him you are better than him Shane WHOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Ding Ding!
Joey Nameth was back on the attack catching Shane off guard he hits The ThunderClash!!! Shane was not ready for that at all, now Joey pins Shane. One ... Two ... Three!
Kristine Otto: "Shane Trudex has been ELIMINATED!"
PAT- "NO....just Nooooo. The Trademark should have won this!"
DICK- "The Boss of Thunder made sure about that though."
Jack Sinister wasted no time attacking Joey Nameth and he applied his cobra clutch, The Anesthesia! Nameth has some trouble trying to struggle his way out of it, it appears like he is going to do it and Jack rushed him to the ropes and used the momentum to roll him up. One... Two... Joey kicks out!
CHRISTIAN KANE The Hail Mary Clothesline!! spring boarded off the top rope onto Jack Sinister. The fans LOVED that spot and Christian begins to gain some momentum with them. He looks around at both his fallen opponents before grabbing the ropes and hoping on the top turnbuckle. Angel's wings to Joey Nameth! Christian hooks the leg. One... Two... It's no good Joey Nameth kicks out. Christian keeps him down locking him in a side head mount. Joey Nameth manages to struggle though and loosen Christian's grip. He finds his feet and delivers a belly to back suplex getting Christian to release the hold. Joey pulls Christian up and Irish whips him at the ropes, but Christian tries to reverse. Joey is too strong and yanks him back giving him and shoulder tackle. Joey roars at the crowd and than he sets him up for the The Triple B ... No Jack with a block chop to Joey's left knee! Jack grabs Joey Nameth ... The Flatliner! Jack punches Joey and stands up before driving a knee into Christian Kane's stomach. Than he hits an Exploder Suplex. James Kane is shouting at Jack, but he gets cold clocked by Mistress Pain. The fans actually like her attitude and her being from here so they cheer. Christian looks confused and Jack capitalizes with The Sinister Weapon! Jack hooks Christian for the pin. One... Two ... Three!!
Ding Ding!
Kristine Otto: "Christian Kane has been eliminated!"
DICK- "Quick put away by Jack to get rid of Christian Kane."
PAT- "He shouldn't have given up his career in that other company I guess huh Dick. hehe!"
DICK- "This just leaves Joey Nameth and Jack Sinister."
The two big men stare down and Joey clubs Jack in the face with a forearm, and Jack answers back with an uppercut! Joey doesn't waver and hits another shot this time a strong right hook, Jack wobbles and staggers, but swings himself in the air and delivers a pale kick! Joey stumbles back into the ropes while Jack pulls himself up on the other side using the ropes. Nameth charges him and Jack yanks down the top rope sending Joey over it, but he lands on his feet and trips Jack onto the apron.
Mistress Pain distracts Joey by wiggling around and he shakes his head, but it worked allowing Jack a chance to recover just enough to shoulder thrust Joey into the ring apron. The fans all OWWW! Jack hits another uppercut and tosses him back in the ring. Mistress Pain pulls Jack aside for a little talk. He nods agreeing with her and climbs up the side of the ring and on the op turnbuckle. Adrenaline Rush on Joey Nameth! The ref is counting One... Two ... JOEY NAMETH KICKS OUT! Mistress looks shocked by this and calls after Jack who is standing there in bewilderment. Jack hears her say to submit him and wraps up Joey with Screaming Cross Arms, but he doesn't have it fully locked in. Joey LIFT JACK up in a piggy back and slams him backwards onto the mat!
Nameth gasp for air but shakes it all off. Jack is seeing stars and you can tell. Mistress is screaming at him but he isn't responsive. Joey slams his fist off his chest. "BOOM! ... BOOM! ... BOOM!"
Jack stands up NAMETH goes for the ThunderClash, but Mistress Pain yanks Jack out of the ring by his ankles preventing any further damage. Joey is beside himself shaking the ropes. "What the fuck woman?!"
"That's good enough Jackie come on." She says patting him on the back and showing him the way to the dressing area. Joey shakes his head and looks at the ref. and shrugs his shoulders while his eyes widened with anger.
The ref flinched thinking he was gonna get hit. Joey glares at him the anger is very obvious as he shouts. "Well count that mother fucker out! Shit!" Joey is 100% frustrated he wanted to get a defiant win over Jack tonight and now he is being robbed thanks to Mistress Pain.
One... Two... Three... Four...
Jack starts to realize what's happening and starts back for the ring, but Pain latched his chain back on around his neck and pulled him back. "No Jackie paper, let's go boy." He looks back at the ring.
Five... Six... Jack sighs and turns back around following his Mistress as all the fans boo. Seven... Eight... Nine... Ten!
DING DING DING!
Kristine Otto: "Here is your winner, The BOSS of Thunder ... JOEY NAMETH!"
DICK- "That was a disappointing ending, but Joey Nameth was victorious."
PAT- "Mistress is being smart about things Dick. She is not done with Joey Nameth and she needs to save her Machine the guy that gets it done."
DICK- "It looked to me like Jack really wanted to go back at it with Joey Nameth though, but regardless if we like it or not it is in the books. Up next folks we will have an 8 person Ladder match. Four tag teams have been making some waves and now will face each other to find out who will face the winners of tonight's title match at our November Show. PrimoKlymaxxx is still finding their way as a tag team, but I have been told they are both very active on social media and the fans love them for that. Of course the Nasty Nameths, Element Nightmare have to be the favorites in this match. They defeated Legendary's Josie Pleasure and Mary Jane at the last Injection."
PAT- "SO what Dick? The Fall of Adam might be missing Adam due to him being hurt by Joey Nameth, but they have always had The Nameths number and tonight I think they will once more. If they don't than I have to say that these Cold Streak Assassins look like they could be a threat, but not sure yet."
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Before the action begins our superstars reside backstage getting their gear ready and do press. Bambi, is feeling anxious about tonight and considering all
the things that have happened lately between Dresden and Primo...wait and her, yeah she's been involved to. She stands in front of the mirror
fixing her hair when a figure appears right behind her and she gasps in surprise and spins around to stare him in the face trying to show no
fear, but her heart is beating way to fast and panic is starting to set in. Her mind is racing trying to think where Primo, is and remembered that he had an
interview with ESPN today. Dresden advances and she quickly retreats, but soon there is nowhere left to back pedal to and now she is at the wall and Dresden, is
right in front of her.
Bambi:What do you like want?
-The Wolf- Dolphus Dresden- "Oh don't you know? Remember we had this conversation once before about how it would give me great pleasure to rid you of IWS. Angel, couldn't or maybe she wouldn't. Primo, would really be at his weakest point if his lady luck was gone. Say we make it look like you decided that he doesn't measure up after all. Just like everyone else before you."
Bambi tries to keep her composure, but the fear is in her eyes and Dresden is fully aware of his power over her. He uses his weight to push her
against the wall and a yelp escape her throat. He places his forearm across her throat pinning her in place and though she struggles to move him, he
won't budge.
-The Wolf- Dolphus Dresden- "Bambi, a name so innocent, yet you're so tainted. You don't belong in this world, you're used to baring your assets and having the world
watch you have sex. Maybe I should have put you on your knees because I'm sure you excel at that job. What I want is to make my point extremely clear that I'm about to break your boy..."
He leans in and makes kissing noises with his lips as she turns away in disgust, but he grabs her face so that she is forced to look at him and tears begin to form in her eyes. He backs away before forcing himself completely onto her.
-The Wolf- Dolphus Dresden- "And you just helped me...I'll leave the money right here, thanks for the good time."
He lets her loose and sure enough tosses twenty Euros at her as she wraps her arms around her middle and sinks to the floor openly weeping and shaking from fear. Dresden gives a heartless, dry laugh and leaves her dressing area.
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The Winners Get a Contract for the IWS World Tag Team Championship at the Seasons Beatings SuperShow.
Element Nightmare(Freddy/Dwayne Nameth) vs. Cold Streak Assassins(The Great Mufasa/Jafar Mahal)
vs. Fall of Adam(Brodie Harper/Sheamus Moses) vs. PrimoKlymaxxx(Alejandro Primo & Bambi Klymaxxx)
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DING DING DING
Kristine Otto: "This next match is and 8 person tag team ladder match. The winners of this match will compete for the IWS Tag Team Championships at Seasons Beatings!"
The Loud fog horns sound from Primo's Entrance before a bass beat trumps over it. The lights sparkle around the entrance curtain. Primo walks out with the words {"IF I was You I would wanna be me too."} he holds up his arms his back to the crowd stretched across his back is a blue cape with bedazzled lettering saying. "PRIMO" he swings his cape to one side and than the other and is engulfed in smoke there is a long suspenseful pause as he spins off his cape and puts it on the ground as the smoke clears. Than he is rising it up with the words {"IF I was You I would wanna be me too."} and pulling off.... BAMBI APPEARS! She lets Primo spin her around and dip her to the music and than back into his arms he wraps his cape around her and brushes his hands down her arms to comfort her from the fear she is going through. Than he takes her hand in his and they walk to the ring. Primo lips off to a few guys as they try and grab at Bambi as they walk.
Kristine Otto: "And now entering the ring, They are the self proclaimed World's most Primo tag Team. Bambi Klymaxx and Alejandro Primo, the team of PRIMOKLYMAXXX!"
Primo holds the ropes open for Bambi and she steps through them before doing and taking off Primo's cape with the words again {"IF I was You I would wanna be me too."} Primo stands behind her and poses his biceps before pulling her gently to him and giving her another hug before the battle. Primo turns his attention to the ladders and takes off his sunglasses handing them to Bambi. He kicks back his legs loosening up as the match begins.
Dick- "Primo and Bambi seem to be adjusting to life in Fox River just fine, it will be interesting to see how well they adjust as a tag team, and how Bambi will deal with her fear of heights. That's going to be a slight handicap for PrimoKlymaxx if she can't climb a ladder."
Pat- "Right you are Pat!"
Dick- "I'm Dick, you're Pat."
Pat- "I know Dick, I was agreeing with one of the voices in my head. It's just a coincidence that his name is also Pat."
Dick- "Okay..."
Pat- "Dick, do you have any baking soda I may borrow?"
Dick- "Why... nvmd, I don't want to know. No, Patrick, I do not have any baking soda."
Pat- "It's gonna be tough to cook up enough crack if I can't find anymore baking soda..."
Dick- "Okay..."
Pat- "Right you are, Pat!"
Dick- "Let's just get back to the entrances, folks."
Broken dreams by Shaman's Harvest plays and the three walk out in a fog around them. Moses has an eire smirk, Harper looks, hungry, and their leader Adam whips his hair out of his face .... wait no he doesn't Adam is injured this week, carry on boys. Moses tilts his head back and laughs before leading the man behind him down to the ring.
Kristine Otto: "Now making their way to the ring....The Fall of ADAM."
Dick- "As mentioned earlier, Adam was injured, it will be interesting to see how Sheamus and Brodie fare without him."
Pat- "I'm glad as hell that creepy Adam isn't going to be out here. That guy weirds me the fuck out."
Moses and Harper climb up the turnbuckles while their music fades.
The start of Da.ngr by Jim Johnston plays(only till 0:20) and than the opening of They Are Lost. Jafar walks out in his Turban and lavish robes pausing to let fans take in the site. Electra walks out in just as nice robes next to him, with her brother Mufasa is in his wrestling pants. THE HUGE MUFASA! His size can make bitches cry it's so intimidating. Jafar sits at the entrance and folds his hands together as the lighting changes behind Mufasa and Electra making it seem like he is floating. Fans get quiet more less speechless over Mufasa.
Kristine Otto: "Now introducing being accompanied by Electra King. The team of The Great Mufasa and Jafar Mahal ... they are The Cold Streak Assassins."
Jafar gets up and takes off his robe showing his own fancy wrestling pants and hands his robe to Electra as him and Mufasa enter the ring.
Dick- "Jafar and Mufasa have been looking strong lately, and they seem ready to make an impact on this tag division!"
Pat- "Having Electra King on the outside of the ring flashing that bright bling-bling that Jafar got her in the form of a ring and the way she shakes her groove thing really makes me wanna play with my dingaling." {Fan behind Pat starts singing the song My Dinaling!}
Dick- "What a beautiful poem..." Dick says while shaking his head.
Pat- "Right you are, Pat! That guy behind us knows what's up too!"
A heart beats and then there is the sound of a monitor flat-lining, the drum beat is joined by a guitar and The Nameth Brothers walk out together, Freddy shouts and hops around than pushes Dwayne continuing to jump up and down. The two give one another a fist bump and make their way into the ring. They take time each to play to the fans going ALL the way around the ring twice and then entering the ring pausing on the side apron to glance over the crowd one more time. the fans to cheer. The stand there and their music plays and then fades out with the fans following suit.
Kristine Otto: "And our last competitors, hailing from bumfuck middle of nowhere America, they are Element Nightmare, Freddy and Dwayne Nameth!"
Freddy: "What what what? No no no babgirl."
Dwayne: "Yo baby we be from MoooooorHead Mississippi!"
Freddy: "Thhhhhhhhhhat's right!"
Kristine raised a brow to them and shook her head as she exited out of the ring.
Pat- "I've been to bumfuck a lot Dick, and these two Nameth boys are the most bumfuck duo I've ever seen before!"
Dick- "Sure. Didn't you hear them say Moorhead, Mississippi?"
Ding Ding!
Pat- "The match is under way. Now, a brief word about the match. This is a contract ladder match with the winning team earning a shot."
Dick- "Correct, though I think that everyone could see that from the name of the match, the ladders situated around the ring, and the contract hanging above the center of the ring."
Pat- "Yeah, well did you know it's also a tag match?"
Dick- "I did, it's also in the name of the match, and pretty obvious since there are 4 tag teams out here."
Pat- "So you also know that since it's a tag match, only one person from each team is legal?"
Dick- "Incorrect Patrick, every wrestler is legal at all times and the first one to climb the ladder and grab that briefcase wins the match for their team."
Pat- "Fine, but did you know that during dubya dubya two there was a metal shortage and so the Oscars were made of painted plaster for a few years? After the war, recipients were allowed to redeem their plaster awards for gold plated metal ones? Huh, did ya know that smarty pants?"
Dick- "No, Patrick, I did not!"
The action is underway, and everyone has found a dance partner. Jafar and Dwayne, Mufasa and Brodie, Sheamus and Freddy, Bambi and Primo... well the last two aren't really fighting, but they are really dancing a nice little samba while everyone else fights it out.
Dick- "Primo and Bambi are sitting back and enjoying themselves while everyone else slugs it out."
Pat- "Yeah, well did you know that the Canadian flag was inaugurated on February 15th, 1965 following a two year debate that Canucks refer as the Great Flag Debate? Huh, didja know that, Mr Smarty Pants?!"
Dick- "No, Patrick, I did not!"
Primo and Bambi have grabbed a ladder outside the ring and Primo is helping to encourage Bambi to climb it so she can overcome her fear of heights. She makes it up a few rungs, but after pausing to look down at the ground, she quickly hurries back down. Inside the ring, Jafar has been knocked out of the ring, and the Fall of Adam and Element Nightmare have formed an unlikely partnership and the four of them are ganging up on the Great Mufasa, trying to knock him out of the ring. The unholy alliance are taking turns having three people wail on Mufasa while the fourth runs off the far ropes and dropkicks him. After a few cycles of this they're finally successful and send Mufasa out of the ring. The four men start to celebrate... and then they remember that they actually hate each other and a massive brawl breaks out between the four of them. Sheamus wails away on Freddy! Dwayne beats on Brodie! Quietly, behind the madness, Primo and Bambi have set up a ladder and Bambi is holding it steady while Primo starts to climb! Bambi starts cheering on Primo, which has the unfortunate side effect of bringing attention to their secret mission. Primo, politely tries to shush her, but it's too late. The unholy alliance of the Fall of Adam and Element Nightmare have reunited like Voltron and focus their dangerous energy on PrimoKlymaxx! Brodie easily picks up Bambi, gorilla presses her over his head, walks over to the ropes, and tosses her out of the ring and onto Mufasa who'd just gotten back to his feet. Mufasa catches her in mid air and isn't really sure what to do with her, so he gently sets her back down. Bambi, who's frightened like... like... like a deer, slaps Mufasa. Mufasa recoils in shock. Jafar goes to hit Bambi. Bambi flinches in fear! But before he can hit her, Electra catches Jafars' arm and prevents him from hitting Bambi!?
Dick- "What? Why is Electra King stopping her fiancee?"
Pat- "Uh, it's because they both have vaginas. Duh. V power! Amiright girls??"
Bambi opens her eyes to see why she hasn't been hit yet and opens them in time to see Electra King slap the taste out of her mouth!
Dick- "So much for that theory, Pat!"
Inside the ring, Freddy has climbed up the ladder on the opposite side of Primo and the two are trading blows! They're standing just a few rungs from the top of the ladder and are just out of reach of the briefcase suspended above. Primo lands a right! Freddy lands a right! Primo! Freddy! Primo! Freddy! Freddy blocks Primo! Freddy lands a right! And another! And another!
Below Freddy and Primo, near corner, Dwayne has laid a ladder across the ropes. Dwayne tries to grab Sheamus from behind and suplex him through the ladder, but Sheamus reverses the waistlock and nails Dwayne with a snap STO onto the apron. Brodie eyes the Cold Streak Assassins and Bambi who have been brawling on the outside. Brodie bounces off the far ropes, comes running across the ring and suicide dives through the ropes, taking out both men and both women!
Pat- "SO MUCH ACTION GOING ON EVERYWHERE GOD I LOVE IT SO MUCH!"
Dick- "Right you are Patrick, this is pandemonium!"
Pat- "I'M SO GLAD I DECIDED TO SMOKE ALL THIS CRACK! FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!!"
Dick- "Easy there Patrick, I don't want you to hyperventilate..." *Dick looks over to see Pat laying on the ground by the desk, passed out from the excitement.* "...again."
Back up on the ladder, Primo has climbed all the way up and is precariously perched on top of the ladder. Freddy, who had been falling behind a bit, has regained control and is trying to get Primo up on his shoulders! He finally gets Primo up on his shoulders!
Dick- "No, he's not going to... HOLY SHIT!"
FREDDY LANDS A MODIFIED NIGHTMARE FROM FREDDY ONTO PRIMO FROM THE LADDER THROUGH THE LADDER THAT WAS SET UP BELOW!~! Primo lays motionless, in a heap, in the wreckage of the crumpled up ladder! Freddy writhes in pain! He's in too much pain to sit still and in too much pain to move! The ref scurries over to check on Freddy and Freddy shoves him away! The ref then turns and checks on Primo, who's unresponsive. The ref feels around a bit for pulse. His first two attempts are unsuccessful and he signals for a medic or three to come down to tend on Primo. The medics come rushing down from the back of the prison and start to tend to Primo. Bambi, finally being alerted to what has happened, pushes her way over to Primo to see how he's doing.
Brodie gets up to his feet and rolls back into the ring to help Sheamus reposition the ladder. On the outside of the ring, the Cold Streak Assassins have gotten back to their feet and are setting up some ladders. Jafar shouting at Mufasa in Hindi.
Dick- "I wonder if the Cold Streak Assassin know that they can't win the match out here?"
Pat- "Dick, some day you're going to learn that some men just want to inflict pain."
Dick- "Glad to see that you're okay Patrick!"
Pat- "Thanks Dick. You'll also learn some day that some men just want to smoke weed and masturbate."
Dick- "That's some enlightening information right there."
Pat- "Thanks Dick. I bet you can't figure out which kinda man I am! PS Do you have any lotion I can borrow?"
Dick- "That's disgusting. Back in the ring, and Sheamus has begun to climb up the ladder, but it looks like the Cold Streak Assassins have finally decided to pay attention to what's going on in the ring."
After setting up a table on top of two ladders, with another table set up on the ground between the ladders, Jafar and Mufasa enter the ring. Jafar gets to Sheamus first and tries to yank Sheamus off the ladder, but Sheamus just kicks Jafar aside. Mufasa walks up, standing eye to eye with Sheamus, even though Sheamus is on the thrid rung of the ladder. Sheamus tries to fight Mufasa off, and succeeds in holding Mufasa off. Sheamus starts to climb faster. Sheamus makes it to the the second to last rung! He can touch the briefcase, but he can't quite grasp it! He's about to climb another rung when Jafar and Mufasa grab ahold of the ladder and push it over! Sheamus goes over the top rope and crashes through the tables that Jafar and Mufasa set up!! The fans gasp and than cheer in a delayed reaction.
Dick- "HOLY SHIT!!"
Pat- "See! And you didn't think that Jafar and Mufasa had a plan. What a sad silly short sighted man you sometimes, Richard."
In the ring, two things are happening. One, a team of medics are tending to Primo, they have a defibrillator at the ready, but have yet to use it; unsurprisingly, Bambi is a hysterical mess. The second thing that's a thing in the ring, is that Jafar and Mufasa have grabbed the ladder they just pushed Sheamus off of and have set it up and are in the middle of a brief disagreement as to who should climb and grab the case.
Jafar: I'm faster, naturally it should be me.
Mufasa: I big! I get case!
Jafar: Yes, yes, but you're slow and have clumsy hands. I have very skilled hands, just ask Electra.
Meanwhile behind them, Brodie, Freddy, and Dwayne have all gathered together. Freddy is noticeably in discomfort, but he's trying to fight through it to prevent the Cold Streak Assassins from grabbing the contract. Dick- tries to coordinate the groups attack, but Brodie shrugs him off and starts clubbing Mufasa in the back. Mufasa flinches off the first few attacks and then finally turns around to see who's attacking him. The Nameth's have successfully dispatched Jafar from the ring and have started to help Brodie with Mufasa. The three men look like they're going to get the better of the Great Mufasa... but Mufasa pushes all three men off of him! Mufasa turns and starts to climb the ladder. S-L-O-W-L-Y. Jafar was right in being concerned about Mufasa's climbing speed. He's so slow in fact, that before he can even get to the third rung, Brodie and Dwayne have gotten back to the ladder and are trying to tip it over. But the very heavy Mufasa is making it very difficult for them to push the ladder over. Brodie and Dwayne stop and decide to get a running start. This time in unison, both men bounce off the ropes and each man delivers a dropkick to the side of the ladder, successfully tipping it over! And Mufasa goes tumbling over the top rope and out of the ring!
Dick- "Jafar was right, Mufasa is very clumsy. He should have been able to stay in the ring but just couldn't get his balance!"
Pat- "Just Brodie and Dwayne in the ring right now!"
Brodie and Dwayne get to their feet at the same time and both go opposite sides of the ladder, and both men begin to climb. Meanwhile, Primo spasms and starts coughing up blood. The medics quickly put away the defibrillator and tend to his internal bleeding. They slowly get him loaded onto the stretcher and start to wheel him back stage, and Bambi follows along.
Brodie and Dwayne make their way up the ladder and reach the second to last rung at the same time and start to trade punches! These two men DO NOT like each other and it's obvious from their actions.
Out from the back comes Adam McGavin! He's hobbling, but he's still able to make it down to the ring with a steel chair! Adam slides the chair in and rolls in after it. Up on the ladder, Dwayne and Brodie are still trading punches when Adam slams Dwayne in the back with the chair! But Dwayne isn't fazed!! He only gets stronger with his punches on Brodie! Adam delivers another vicious blow, and Dwayne still doesn't stop punching Brodie! Brodie decides to hop down off the ladder, and without someone to punch, Dwayne finally feels the pain of the steel chair that continues to crash in to his back.
Dick- "Adam McGavin has come out and is going to have a direct impact on this match!"
Pat- "Yeah, so what? The Fall of Adam is in this match, right?"
Dick- "Yes, Brodie and Sheamus are..."
Pat- "No, the Fall of ADAM are in this match, so of course Adam is here to add his expertise."
Dick- "He's directly interfering in the outcome of the match!"
Adam rolls out of the ring, and now Sheamus is all alone in the ring, making adjustments to set up the ladder right under the briefcase and begins to climb! He's climbing slowly, still sore from the beating he's taken so far tonight. Adam watches on from outside the ring, smiling. The fans boo and he boos them back laughing more madly as he goes back and forth with them.
Dick- "Holy shit, here comes Bambi pushing Primo in his stretcher down the ramp!"
Pat- "I've got something she can push down the ramp..."
Dick- "I think that's innuendo, but I'm going to be honest Pat, that didn't make a lot of sense."
Bambi makes it down to the ring with Primo. In the ring, Brodie is setting up the ladder. Outside the ring, Element Nightmare, the Cold Streak Assassins, and Sheamus are all down and struggling to recover. Adam has rolled out of the ring, but is keeping an eye on Primo and Bambi.
When all of a sudden, the lights cut out!
Pat- "What the!? Where'd the light go?!"
Dick- "I'm sorry folks, it seems as if we're having some technical difficulties with the lights here."
Pat- "We still have the moon light out here in the yard ... uh well we would but it is a cloudy night folks. You know what they say about old abandoned prisons..."
The lights come back on and Aidan Ca$h is on the ladder, face to face with Brodie! Brodie tries to punch Aidan, but Aidan blocks it and rakes Brodie's eyes! Outside the ring Mark Maddow has just delivered a chair shot to Adam and is rolling into the ring. Maddow positions himself below Brodie and lifts Brodie on his shoulders in an electric chair position! Aidan steps over the top of the ladder to position himself on the other side. Aidan leaps and hits Brodie with a shining wizard, which knocks Brodie off Maddows' shoulders. Brodie lands flat on his back in the ring, and rolls out under the ropes to the outside.
Primo is helped up by Bambi and rolled into the ring. PrimoKlymaxx stand up and see MaddCa$h repositioning the ladder near the ropes. Confused, PrimoKlymaxx keep a distance and watch what these two characters are doing in this match. Aidan scrambles up the ladder and Maddow rolls out of the ring and grabs a chair. Aidan perches on top of the ladder and shouts out directions to Maddow. Maddow runs up on Sheamus, who was just getting to his feet, and slams him over the back with the chair. Aidan cheers. The fans cheer. Sheamus doesn't cheer. Maddow tosses the chair to the side and rolls Sheamus into the ring and rolls in after him. Maddow stomps Sheamus a few times before picking him up. PrimoKlymaxx still aren't sure what's going on, but they aren't going to interfere with someone else doing the dirty work. Maddow sets Sheamus up for a power bomb, Aidan raises his arms out wide and leaps from the ladder! MaddCa$h hit Sheamus with a powerbomb / guillotine leg drop combination!
Dick- "Holy shit! I don't know why MaddCa$h is out here but that was impressive! I've heard rumors of that move, but never seen it in person. Aidan calls that Robespierre's Revenge!"
Pat- "Other than Marquis de Lafayette, the rest of those dirty frenchy bedwetting types can kiss my ass. Anyway, aren't you going to complain about MaddCa$h interfering in the outcome of this match?"
Dick- "Well at this point they're just evening things out in my book."
Pat- "In 'you're book'? Your book sounds lame. Douche"
Aidan hops up to his feet and waves to PrimoKlymaxx as he and Maddow push Sheamus out of the ring. Adam stares at them from the top of the entrance way, but decides it's not worth his time and energy. MaddCa$h climb out of the ring themselves, before hustling out through the crowd.
Dick- "It's just PrimoKlymaxx left, but with Primo still in the stretcher, what are they going to do?"
Primo sits up in the stretcher and starts shouting out instructions and encouragement to Bambi. Bambi timidly rolls into the ring and adjusts the ladder. She glances to make sure MaddCa$h and Adam are not going to come back down into the ring and starts to climb the ladder.
Dick- "Bambi is terrified of heights, it'll be interesting to see if she can overcome that fear!"
Pat- "I've got something she can come over..."
Dick- *sigh*
Bambi slowly and steadily climbs up the ladder. On the outside Primo keeps shouting at her to stay focused on the top of the ladder, to keep looking up. Bambi keeps going, slowly, slowly, but she makes it to the second from the last rung without issue. Out from the outside of the ring, Freddy finally recovers enough from the Nightmare from Freddy to make his way back up and into the ring! Freddy is moving slowly and starts to make a lot of noise in hope of distracting Bambi from her climb! Bambi ignores him and makes it up to the top rung! Tentatively, she reaches up to the case above and sends it moving back and forth! Freddy makes it over to the ladder and starts to shake it!! Bambi looks down and lets out a squeal! She's paralyzed by the disruptance, and reaches down to the ladder to steady herself. Freddy lets out a laugh and shakes the ladder one more time. "MEANIE!" She shouts out. Bambi closes her eyes tight and hopes and prays that Freddy just disappears. The ladder shakes again and she realizes that he still hasn't left the ladder, so she closes her eyes tighter and hopes harder. When... the ladder stops moving.
Dick- "HOLY SHIT! Primo JUST GOT UP OFF THE STRETCHER AND SPEARED Freddy from the top rope!!!"
Pat- "Not a wise move for his career, but a great move for right now."
Dick- "Primo shouts at Bambi to keep climbing. And upon hearing his voice, she takes the final step! Bambi reaches up and grabs the briefcase, she fumbles with it briefly before unhooking it!"
Ding Ding!
Kristine Otto: "Your winners, PrimoKlymaxx!"
Primo slowly sits up and waits for Bambi to descend the ladder. He slowly gets to his feet waiting for her and the two embrace as she steps off the ladder. The fans are shocked and perhaps that is why they are cheering as Primo holds his stomach but raised Bambi's arm with his free hand. The bodies are laid out all over the place and Primo still looks like he needs to get looked at but he has helped Bambi over come her fear so the two are one more step closer to that golden promised land.
DICK- "Amazing Pat! I am happy for PrimoKlymaxxx and I am sure both their twitters and facebooks, snapchats are all blowing up right now."
PAT- "Damn right ... aaaaaaand send. What Dick?"
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Cameras fade to black.
I feel like a caged bird...they keep me silent and expect me to follow their rules. I came to be a partner for you, but you treat me like I'm nothing now I know better. You have corrupted me into doing your bidding and tainted my soul to damnation. I have encountered someone else who can release me of my sins. Crowbar sweet baby, Mommy is good. "STOP LAUGHING AT ME!!"
Daffney rocks back and forth like a rocking chair and cradles Crowbar.
I'm ready to for my escape...
The cameras go back to Dick and Pat who seem deeply shocked by this.
DICK- "What is she talking about?"
PAT- "I wasn't laughing were you laughing?"
DICK- "Raven Trueblood might want to tend to Daffney it seems she is a little lost."
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Texas Cowbell - Singles Match
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DICK- "This is our third match of the evening and it is a Texas Cowbell match. The rules are simple the two men are strapped together with a leather strap and there is a cowbell in the middle. The objective is to touch all four corners of the ring to be the victor. Travis McLovin has had James Ryder's number, but now he will fight the younger Diamond Studd, Lance Diamond. What do you think of this rivalry Pat?"
PAT- "Well it seems like a studd and a crud let's go studdmuffin."
Dick- "What the fuck is crud?"
PAT-[/u] "Crud its what you wake up with and you mom is like eww you got crud in your eyes. You know lip crud on the corners of your mouth."
Dick- "Disgusting."
PAT- "I know Dick, but don't talk about Lance like that."
Phenomenal by CFO$ plays. Lance enters as he tosses back the curtain, he does not have James Ryder walking out just beside him like usual. He has on a robe and his brother a nice looking leather jacket. He raises his hands in the shape of a "W" and then extends his arms back gloriously. He chuckles and strides to the ring sliding in and tossing up his hand signal again as he is in the middle of the ring he takes off his robe now just wearing his wrestling trunks and gear. The Ref checks him before the next person enters.
DICK- "Lance looks great out there not all all like that disgusting crud you mentioned. I have done some research to find out that Lance is a former golden gloves competitor and held a tag team championship with James before in another company."
PAT- "Was that for the toilet bowl ad? Or the plunger movie?"
DICK- "What do you mean Pat?"
PAT- "His movie sunk like his acting career."
DICK- "Are you one something right now? Talking about movies when nobody mentioned any. All I said was he has a history in fighting competitively."
PAT- "Hush Dick! The Doctor is in!"
The lights go out and Kings never Die by Eminem plays, as the spotlight shines on the man the myth the legend, Hate Dr. The fans begun to boo as he ignores them while making his way to the ring. he waits for the ref to open the rope for him to make his entrance as he gets in the ring. a Hollywood star is shown with his name on it in the middle of the ring he then he looks at Lance as he himself poses in the middle of the ring like a king and sporting his own robe. Travis smirks at Lance seeing how he is getting under his skin.
The Ref fastens the leather strap to them and tells each men to go to his corner. He makes sure the cowbell in the middle is in the center of the ring and signals for the bell.
DING DING!
Travis runs at Lance who is running for the cowbell, and Travis kicks him square in the jaw with a punt kick. Quickly Travis grabs Lance with a sidehead lock and than grabs the cowbell, but Lance counters and delivers a belly to back suplex. Lance is up on his knees and punches Travis in the face, he grabs the cowbell and used it to slam Travis in the face getting a large pop out of the crowd. "I AM THE HERDER! I think you need more cowbell!" He punches him and again. "Yea more cowbell!" He smashes the weapon into Travis' forehead and a small cut opens up. Lance stands up and kicks Travis in the ribs and adds another punch using the cowbell. "Defiantly..." quickly he (dust his shoulder off) and rushes off the ropes, Fist drop with the... "MORE COWBELL!"
Lance stands up and taunts, the fans see his arrogance and are torn rather to cheer for it or not.
DICK- "Things have gotten violent very early here Pat. Lance Diamond using that weapon to his advantage, even hitting his Diamond Shuffle with added Cowbell."
PAT- "I am convinced like I said that The Hate Doctor is growing soft on us. Letting Lance do all this, what is wrong with him?"
Lance stands up and waves his arms in the air telling the fans to get louder. A few of them do and begin chanting {Coooooowbell ... Cooowbell ... Cooooowbell!} ... Lance hits a kitchen sink knee to the gut on Travis as he tries to get up. He begins to strangle Travis, but he flips him over his head. Lance is shocked from the reversal, and Travis capitalizes with supper kick, Lance is fast to get up though and supper kick. Travis sizes the kneeling Lance up for ONE MORE supper kick! He likes to call that the Looooooong Kiss Goodnight. Travis scuffs the bottom of his boot off Lance's face and than begins to pummel him with the cowbell now. These fans just want blood they begin another chant for the weapon more so than the fighters. Lance pushes Travis off him, both men have a cut now. Travis in the middle of his forehead and Lance above his right eye.
DICK- "Both men are now cut open!"
PAT- "OH NO! The Diamond Face!"
Lance charges but the blood must be blinding him since Travis locks on a sleeper with some smooth mat skills. Travis slams Lance down hard with a sleeper slam! The fans boo as Travis poses feeling very full of himself now. "I told you I can beat the Diamond Studds, you hear me James I told you!" He says into the camera hoping that James is watching as he is starting to get the upper-hand on Lance. He grabs Lance into a military press, it really shows just how amazingly strong the Hate Doctor really is as he holds the 240 pounder, and holds him, and holds him. The fans boo Travis and he finally drops Lance... BUT! ... Lance lands on his feet what agility! He is going for the perfect Cut... Travis with a reversal and the night out!!! What a devastating DDT done by McLovin. He struggles to sit back up and wipes the blood out of his eyes.
DICK- "McLovin and Diamond are bleeding profusely, but neither one of them is giving in."
PAT- "Where da Vampires at? Woot Woot!"
Travis stands up and woots! "All night baby, I can do this all night!" He slaps the side of Lance's head and he grabs the cowbell using it to slice open Lance's forehead even more. "Look at your baby brother James. hahaha! Look at him!" The Hate Doctor Irish whips Lance into the corner and delivers a clothesline as he taps the turnbuckle. "ONE ... three more to go." He shouts and than repeats the same routing to the opposite corner now counting to two. Lance tosses a punch at him but he is bleeding too much to really have any impact with it. Travis chuckles proud of how much he has injured Lance with his own weapon. The third Irish whip and clothesline. Travis holds up three fingers and than looks at Lance. "There is just one more where is your brother to save you? Huh where is James?" Lance covered in blood and sporting the crimson mask uses what energy he has to give Travis the double finger. The fans go crazy loving the balls on the guy that would do that while bleeding to death. Travis on the other hand was furious at it and delivered a knee to the face.
Over the PA system there is a cowbell ringing. Travis stops and looks up with confusion, it happens again. He drops Lance and looks at the entrance. James Ryder comes walking out with crutches and a cast on his injured foot. He mocks the mooing of a cow. "Huh look at that these things really do work. I been in the back watching this. You want a piece of me McLovin? You want to get real loco? Do you wanna.." He doesn't get to finish since Lance jumps ON Travis from the back wrapping the leather strap around his throat and riding on his back like they are in the rodeo. He manages to get to One corner and Lance taps the top of it. He jerks on the straps and makes Travis fall over towards the Second turnbuckle where he taps it and McLovin stumbles to the ground. Lance hits The Perfect cut!! He smiles and points at his brother than taps the top of the Third turnbuckle the fans all saying THREE! Travis struggles and pulls on the leather strap as Lance is struggling to get to the fourth turnbuckle he hops and dives...... FOUR!
DING DING!
Kristine Otto: "Here is the winner.... LANCE DIAMOND!"
DICK -"Lance celebrates, here enters James ... and they both attack Travis McLovin!"
PAT- "Good he deserves it the idiot. I hate that idiot."
DICK- "Somebody has got to stop this or they very well might kill Travis here tonight."
Panda by Desiigner plays and MaddCash rushes out to save Travis. They collide with the headstrong Diamond Studds inside the ring, but Mark hits a suplex on James and than Cash follows it with a moonsault! Lance starts delivering punches to Mark Maddow but he stops him and Maddow lifts him up for a Gorilla press and shouts out "PANDA" before pushing Lance into the air and transitioning into a Michinoku Driver!
DICK- "What a great looking Panda Press from Mark Maddow."
PAT- "What's wrong with these guys sticking their noses in the Diamond Studds business?"
Cash takes a mic and pats it to make sure it is working and hands it to Maddow, then grabs another for himself. Cash raises the mic to his mouth and starts buzzing. Like a bee.
Maddow- "Hey yo?! You hear that? I said, Fox River, can you hear that?" Aidan lowers his mic slightly and stops buzzing, Maddow picks up the slack and starts to buzz.
Ca$h- "I can hear it Mark. At first I couldn't. I couldn't hear anything. But after I blew that line of adderall, all things are clear to me. *bzzzz* So I went for a walk today, to clear my head, to make sure I was focused. I found a bench to sit on, yeah, a bench. And out of no where, what do I see? Why, of course I see a bumble bee. He buzzes up to me and rests on my arm. And I look at him, I look at this bumble bee, and I say hello friend, hello Mr Bumble Bee, my name is Aidan Ca$h, but some people call me Mr Mumble C, so, as you can see we have much in common. Now, tell me about this buzzing I'm hearing.
Ca$h- "And Mr Bumble Bee turns to me and tells me this: Senor Aidan, that's what he called me - he called me Senor Aidan, people are buzzzzzzzing about MaddCa$h, sayin things like 'Why does Aidan Ca$h do what he does?' *Aidan says in falsetto* 'Why is Aidan Ca$h such an asshole?' 'Why does Mark Maddow only hook up with Latinas?' ..."
PAT- "Yea damn right! Finally some ANSWERS! I tried to hook him up with my cousin's little girl but he said that same thing!!!"
Ca$h: "... 'Why is Willie so obsessed with the French Revolution?' *Mark stops buzzing and covers his mic with his hand to ask Aidan 'who the fuck is Willie?', Aidan ignores the question and continues. Mark resumes buzzing, and by now a few fans have joined in on the buzzing* Yass, yass I hear ya out there mis pequeños abejorros. Buzz buzz. What I'm tryin to tell you, is what this Bumble Bee enlightened me on. This Bumble Bee told me of that which those around me were speaking of. This Bumble Bee showed me the light. And now I see. I heard the Bumble Bee relay that people think that we are not nice guys. And I was apalled and dismayed. I will have YOU know that this man right here is a true humanitarian. No, I mean it, he's huge in Mexico. And me... well I have reduced my carbon footprint by zero point zero zero one percent! Boom!"
Aidan holds the mic straight out in front of him and drops it.
DICK- "Oh hold on it appears Aidan has more to say."
PAT- "REALLY?! You killing my buzz man this is NOT CHEAP!"
But then he picks it back up because he remembers he has more to say.
Ca$h- "Now you Diamond Studds think you are some top shit being former worlds champions, well Maddow and I, MaddCa$h to you or Angrious George Washingtonus if you're into the whole latin scene, we're the biggest shit in this prison, so if you little shits are looking for a fight than we're all-IN, ya turd sandwiches!"
Aidan drops the mic, for real this time, and Panda plays again, the fans give Angrious George Washingtonus a good reaction with a few women mortified that the Diamond Studds have been taken down. And a few other women get all tingly down in their nether regions because of all of Mark Maddow's chest hair.
DICK- "It looks like Travis McLovin does have some friends out there after all."
PAT- "No he doesn't Dick! The guy has gone soft and now so have MaddCash, I mean I still like to party if you guys ever wanna hang... but come on. Helping a dude out, why?"
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Things going to a very nice looking Office where Queen Sophie is. She has spend a LOT of money to get this place up to her personal standards. She bets it is much nicer and cleaner than Dax Clark's office.
"We are finally out of that nasty desert and heat, Jenkins. I cannot say that living in a Prison will be much better but I will adjust. Bring me the rest of my things I have business to get to right away."
Jenkins leaves and she sits at her desk with a content look taking it all in that she was back to a form of civilization. Whatever was this company coming to? There is a dock at her door and she thinks to herself already?
"Yes you may enter." ... "You managed to make it, I want to assure you that I have taken measures to make sure that no more grief comes to you from your time here."
The camera turns and shows ... AJ RIOT! He has on a new mask one that shows his eyes and mouth. He seems like he has seen better days.
"I am fine with it Sophie my entire life is suffering. I came back here because I have nothing left. I gave my daughter up for adoption and the rest of my family either thinks I am dead or is dead themselves. I WANT this contract extension!" He says with a lot of intensity.
"I understand that, but I want to make sure that you are 100% ok to work Mister Riot and I will be the one to determine that. By answering my request to come here or not show up at all is a first step." Riot crosses his arms and shakes his head. He wasn't wanting to report to a babysitter he wants to fight! Sophie notices that he is turned off by all this and thinks of how to get his attention back before he thinks of doing something stupid. "I am giving you a match at the first Fox River Injection to qualify for the Holiday Mayhem. You do have to earn things after all, but I don't want you out of my sight unless you are in a match. Think of this as your probationary period. I signed this new contract, not Mister Clark so I am responsible for you. If he had things his way you'd be gone from this company I am sure, but this is what is best for business."
Riot huffs and than chuckles and shrugs his shoulders. "Whatever you want Queenie. So do I have to share quarters with you too?"
"MISTER RIOT!" She exclaims.
"Hahaha! I am just joking your Highness. I am sure they are just located on your side of the prison." He looks around expecting Jenkins to show him where, but he isn't around.
"They are but your primary job while here Mister Riot is to be my body guard, unless you are in that ring that is." She says now back in her stern stature again sitting upright in her beautiful chair fit for a Queen. "I need protection and you are a criminal that understands things so I am picking you. Of course Jenkins could defend me himself, but its always better to have that backup."
"Very well as you wish my Queen." He bowed and shook his head muttering to himself and shutting her door taking his place outside of it.
Sophie is alone in her office now and smiles before sitting back and letting out a happy sigh. "It is good to be The Queen." She says and the cameras fade out.
DICK- "The Queen is HERE!"
PAT- "Shut up Dick."
DICK- "and it looks like she has obtained AJ Riot as her bodyguard too. It looks like his time here has been decided for him now, poor fellow."
PAT- "He is a CRIMINAL... I kinda like that about him, but he is also a crybaby. He is a traitor and Riot only looks out for himself. Another trait I could like but...he is AJ so..."
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Tag Team Match for the IWS World Tag Team Championship
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DICK- "We are all ready for the World Tag Team Championship match. DoPE is defending against Legendary members Josie Pleasure and Mary Jane. Both teams have shown that they work very well together even if a little unorthodox."
PAT- "FUCK Normal.... be D-O-P-E, DooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooPE!!!!! I heard those two are the hook up anything that you need Dick, ANYTHING!"
DING DING!
Dragon in Me by Seether begins to play and Josie and MJ step onto the entrance as Josie grinds her hips from side to side in the most popular outfit this year, Harley Quinn, she has her signature bat with nails and glass embedded in the tip slunk over her shoulder. Beside her Mary Jane stands and places her hands on her hips wearing an equally alluring poison ivy costume, she adjust her elbow length green velvet gloves and the two begin towards the ring. Josie swing her bat 'Precious' at the fans to scare them. "Precious is better than Lucille." she laughs at the fans while passing them. Mary Jane climbs up the steps and into the ring while Josie taunts the crowd more, she slowly working her hands up the sides of her body before turning to slide into the ring while MJ flips her hair and poses along the ropes. The two flashes twisted smiles holding up arms arrogantly together.
Kristine Otto: "they are the Ladies of Legendary. The team of Josie Pleasure and Mary Jane!
The fans boo them and Josie and MJ laugh before Josie takes MJ aside to discuss strategy at the last second. She antagonized the crowd as MJ agrees to start the match flipping them off and MJ snubbing them only to draw more boos from their jealous audience.
DICK- "Well these girls sure are festive."
PAT- "YEA KISS! HAHAHAHA! What she kisses Shane so... DAMN look at them outfits!"
Dope by Tyga plays and out from the back comes Brandon Young and Judas Tyme. B Young is a bundle of energy while Judas watches on with a smirk holding his tag title up. Young races down to the ring and does a lap around it while Judas makes his way down. The champs make their way into the ring.
Kristine Otto: "And weighing a combined weight of 481 pounds, the iWs Tag Team champions of the world, they are D.O.P.E., Brandon Young and Judas Tyme!"
The fans start chanting "Swift! Swift!" B Young gets excited by this and starts running back and forth in the ring. Judas gets him to calm down and Brandon and Judas hand over their titles to the official who hands them to the time keeper who hides them from Gao Gao, who thinks the shiny gold belts are pretty.
DICK- "Alright let's ring the bell!"
PAT- "Not so fast the champs got something to say."
BY has a mic and looks the girls up and down before letting out a chuckle.
BY- "I didn't know we was going to a brothel to defend these here titles Jude did you?"
The big guy crossed his arms and shook his head his facial expressions hidden under his Zoom costume.
BY- "Yo Yo Yo look at there here tag title, you girls want them? NOPE! Denied! Judas here is a homie right and homies ride or die together. Josie we are on to you, you ran out of boyfriends to get the job done so now you are turning to a girlfriend. Not shabby. That won't get it done hunny, not by a long shot!"
Judas takes the mic off Brandon and lifts his mask to talk, he is a foot over Mary Jane even though she is a very lengthy female.
Judas- "See here sister we are a combination of talent and brotherhood, you will hear a lot of tag teams talk about it actually. Did you two ride together to get here? I didn't think so, but BY and I did."
BY- "Damn right we did and Yo! this guy snores."
Judas- "Sorry about that buddy, but we can live with each others flaws and still fight to live another day can you two? Let's all face the facts you two are just glorified valets."
Mary Jane heard Josie say "Kill him MJ!" and charged Judas.
DING DING!
MJ punches him right and left and right and left, she rushed off the ropes, but Judas catches her with a shoulder block. He grumbles and reaches over tagging in BY, he picks up MJ and Irish whips her into Brandon doing a dropkick. "YO! Yo! Yo!" He says trying to egg Josie into illegally entering the ring, he pulls MJ up to her feet and hits the Drop of Youth he hooks her for the cover. One.. Two... Josie broke up the count, but Judas was in the ring ready to plow through her, but Josie grabbed him as he clotheslined her over the top rope and to the outside.
Brandon grabs MJ but she reverse with a small package! One... Two... but BY kicks out!
He gets back up and swings her her but she dodges out of his range and counters with a heel kick to the side of his head. She hurries so she can grab him and deliver a Forward Russian legsweep, MJ applies a head scissors on him while their team mates make it back to their corner.
DICK- "MJ has a tight squeeze on Brandon Young with that head scissors, her legs have him nearly trapped to the mat."
PAT- "We all know BY just doesn't want to break the hold Dick. I mean I wouldn't want to, yum!"
DICK- "I wouldn't let Dorian Blake hear you say that."
PAT- "Who cares. You are missing the tag to Josie, Dick."
MJ reached up near her corner and Josie tags in. She stomps on BY before MJ releases the submission lock and exits to the ring apron. Josie stomps on Brandon and than grabs him by the hair and slams his head back against her knee. "How'd that feel BeeeeeeeY?" She ask him arrogantly and than presses her heel into his throat and stomps on his face. Brandon goes to tag Judas, but Josie grabs him by the foot. She delivers an Enzuigiri and than tagged Mary Jane back in. She held Brandon and MJ kicked him in the midsection. The girls switch places again and MJ kicks Brandon in the chest and than locks on a side headlock. BY tries to push her into the rope, but she blocks the attempt and wrenches on more pressure, her hands are laced together across his face and she is torquing his neck heavily with her knee stretched in front of her now and to other towards her corner to give her a broader base against his strength advantage.
DICK- "Mary Jane showing her technical skill here with that side headlock cinched in heavily on Brandon Young. I can not stress enough folks how desperately Brandon Young needs to get a tag to his partner Judas Tyme."
PAT- "These women are stopping that from happening though Dick. You know I am almost out of candy and we still have one more match to go?"
DICK- "No I did not know that Pat, but I did warn you earlier that it was going to happen."
PAT- "Its ok Dick I know a guy that thinks he knows a guy that can get me the location of a guy that will hook me up for sure."
DICK- "I am happy for you than. MJ makes the tag to Josie while keeping that headlock on."
Mary Jane reached over and tagged Josie back in and she rushed off the ropes while MJ hits a headlock takedown, Josie imminently hit a jumping double knee on Brandon after he landed. MJ exits the ring and Josie goes for the cover. One... Two... Brandon kicks out!
Josie hits the mat, the frustration is starting to set in. She drives a knee into Brandon's gut as she pulls him ups and than hits an Uppercut, and an Uppercut, and an Uppercut, Brandon is wobbling back to the corner and Josie hits one more Uppercut! She grabs his wrist and Irish whips Brandon to the other corner, but he REVERSES! Brandon falls down as Josie smashes into the corner and falls backwards from the impact.
Brandon reaches for Judas but he is still on the far side of the ring, the big guy is hitting the top turnbuckle and stomping the mat. "COME ON BY!!" Josie elbows Brandon and pulls him back to his feet before delivering a nice LOUD chop! Wooooooo! The crowd shouts. Josie finally Irish whips Brandon to the corner like she tried earlier, he crashes into the turnbuckle and turns around a bit dizzy. Josie with a Body Avalanche! OH MY! Brandon dodges out of the way at the last second and Josie smashes her face off the top turnbuckle. She grabs her face and Brandon shakes away the cobwebs he reaches for Judas and is withing CENTIMETERS of tagging his finger tips when Josie grabbed him from the mat and locks on a knee bar. She kicks her heels into the back of his head and pulls him towards her corner. She tags Mary Jane and keeps a hold of Brandon's leg while Mary Jane delivers an elbow to his back.
DICK- "Fluid team work Brandon needs to get that tag though this will start to really wear him out."
PAT- "Legendary Dick... D-O-P-E are not the tag team champions for no reason though."
DICK- "Is that who you are rooting for Pat?"
PAT- "What no, I want the hot bitches to win! I am just saying... they are Dope!"
Mary Jane again with a sideheadlock on Brandon Young, but this time he manages to push himself up from the mat. Mary Jane changes the move and hits a Short-arm clothesline. She looks over and tags Josie who climbs the rope, Mary Jane tosses Josie off the top rope and onto Brandon with a rocket launcher! Josie hooked the leg of Brandon. One... Two... Brandon STILL manages to kick out but just barely this time as Judas almost entered the ring and shouts at his buddy from in between the middle and top rope.
DICK- "That was a nifty move by Mary Jane and Josie Pleasure."
PAT- "The Chick Flick!"
DICK- "What?"
PAT- "That's what I would call it Dick. Because Josie is a chick and MJ flicks her in the air, yeah it works for me."
DICK- "You just call things however you feel don't you Pat?"
PAT- "Yea pretty much Dick."
Josie is frustrated about the near fall and shouts at the ref who warns her to keep her cool. Her eyes glance up at the towers around the prison and she rolls her eyes. Brandon used the distraction and hits The Drop of Youth! JOSIE IS DOWN! BRANDON IS DOWN! The first person to get a tag will have the advantage and both team mates know it as they shout at their partners for the tag. Brandon stumbles and wobbles the wrong way while Josie is crawling to Mary Jane. He jumps across the ring and smacks Judas' hand, Josie gets to Mary Jane!
DICK- "BOTH TEAMS WITH THE TAG!"
PAT- "SON OF A BITCH!"
Judas rushed in and clotheslined Mary Jane but she is fast to get back up. He Irish whips MJ into the ropes and than hits a drop kick, WOW that coming from a dude his size. He hits her with a shoulder block continuing through and off the ropes hitting her with another as she is about to get back up. Judas picks her up and Irish whips her into there corner connecting with a follow up yakuza kick! He bangs his fist off his chest and stomps around the ring. He turns and sees Mary Jane fighting to get back up, he stands behind her and positions her for a Pumphandle slam, but he pauses and swings his hips behind her in a sexual fashion to mock both her and Josie. "This what your husband taught you? haha! Don't get jealous Josie you're next." She rushed into the ring but the ref stops her. He hits the pumphandle slam and goes for the cover but the ref is distracted by trying to get Josie out of the ring. Brandon slapped his own hands together. The ref with his back to them signaled the tag and Josie got in his face even more.
"THAT'S ILLEGAL!" She screams at the Ref who is shoving her to get back into her corner. Judas picked MJ up with a powerbomb and hit a diving leg drop from the top rope. Brandon covers MJ ... One ...while Judas cuts off Josie from the break up. Two ... Mary Jane has her inner shoulder up, but Brandon pushes his legs in front of the Ref's view. THREE!!!
DING DING!
Kristine Otto: "And here are your winners ... and STILL IWS WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS ... Judas Tyme and Brandon Young ... DOPE!"
DICK- "DOPE DOES IT AGAIN! They are still your World Tag Team champions Ladies and Gentleman!"
PAT- "I told you the entire time Dick, I told you the whole time. Welp ... time for more Candy." (sniffs)
DICK- "Mary Jane and Josie both seem lost on what happened, I think Mary Jane might have had her shoulder up, either way Josie is informing her that Brandon was not the legal man, as we all know."
PAT- "SO?! Who cares what's legal and not you know what I mean Dick?" (sniffs)
DICK- "It matter Pat or everything would be sheer chaos. None the less Dope has weaseled their way into keeping the gold once again. I don't understand why the Youth of today is so behind this duo. I just don't."
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In the infirmary ....
"I like can't believe we like did it! Like wow!" Bambi exclaims as she helps Primo onto the cot in the infirmary. He was broken up pretty bad from that fall, but he was also seeming to recover surprisingly quick from it.
"I told you that you are Primo." He said slugging her lightly on the shoulder. She was still very scared from earlier and it shows as she looks behind her. Primo can tell she is looking for Dresden, when he found her before their match she was crying. Nobody makes Primo's girl cry. Or the girl that Primo wishes was his girl that is. "I won't let you get hurt Bambi. You trust me don't you?"
She smiles and places her hand on his chest mostly to get him to lay down. "Like yea." she replied.
She sighed with relief and grinned before letting his eyes win and shut. "Good because I love you." He slipped into unconsciousness again.
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In the dressing area Mary Jane is explaining how she had her shoulder up, she is upset and angry about it. She thought she understood the rules better. Josie is quick to come to her defense as well.
"Not to mention Blake that Brandon was NOT the legal man! Those two little shits don't understand who they are fucking with!" Josie says seeing red after feeling ducked yet again by Judas Tyme while him and hit butt buddy hang onto those titles one more time.
"Their time will come. hahaha. All that matters tonight is Paroxysm's decent, he went to the very top, he seen that view we all dream about. You two fell short tonight. Hush." He says cutting off either of them before they can defend themselves. He looks at both of them and than back at the door. "He started this and my father said you finish what others starts ... always. I am proud of you. Both of you. I won't let you girls down. I got this."
He says and takes off towards the ring for his match. Mary Jane watches him as does Josie who crosses her arms and shakes her head.
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DICK- "NOW ladies and gentleman the Main Event of the night. Mistress Pain and Paroxysm will place their titles on the line in a winner takes all fatal four way."
PAT- "Dorian Blake and Raven Trueblood will also be involved Dick."
UNIVERSE AND eXTINCTION CHAMPIONSHIPS ARE ON THE LINE!
DING DING!
Kristine Otto: "This is the Main EVENT for the evening and it is scheduled for One Fall. {Crowd: ONE FALL!} BOTH the IWS Universe and eXtinction Championships will be on the line in a Fatal Four Way match. Introducing first the challenger ..."
The entrance turns blue as smoke fells the ring side area and Bleed hits the pa system The music drifts into the air and the fans look around. raven walks onto the ramp. and fans boo while the lyrics drown them out, that's wicked timing.
[lyrics]I'm feeling crossed ... I take it inside ... Burn up the pain ... My thoughts are strange.
He poses with his arms spread out to each side in a crucifix like way. the fans boo him but he dont care. he continues to taunts as pyros go off and walks down and slides into the ring.
[Chorus]
I want to bleed
Show the world all that I have inside
I want to scream
Let the blood flow that keeps me alive
Kristine Otto: "Hailing from Lakeland, Florida and weighs 230 pounds tonight. Please welcome to the ring, the Wicked one ... Raven TRUEBLOOD!"
Raven has on an expensive looking Gothic jacket and his hair is gelled and pulled back like a Greaser. His eyes have thick eye liner around them and there is splotches of white grease paint over half of his face. He asks Kristine for her mic and then falls back into the corner and waites for his music to fade.
"Hallowicked ... Cold nights alone so alone to listen to music, now here at home. A home to bleed and listen to music, i love music! I BURNED that pain, and yet there she is with the eXtinction title. I been alone for a very long time now. Yet ... yet here we are about to go against one another after beating each other to hell and back, after I walked down the same road to her. I carried you rather you know it or not Dorian I carried YOU! I am going to defeat you tonight, and deny you your dreams, I am going to beat Mistress Pain tonight and show her that she is not the one in charge. That just leaves out Universe Champion, that just leaves Paroxysm. Congratulations Mr. Popularity the fans all looooove Paroxysm don't you? {They cheer} Well I don't. {Fans boo} You see I had to go down a very long wicked path to get here. I showed my face the entire way facing things like a man. I wasn't like Blake and I wasn't like the Universe Champion. As far as I am concerned this match is between Mistress Pain and the true object of her desire! Quoth the raven, Nevermore!!!" He tosses the microphone towards the center of the ring and waits for the next challenger to make his way into this double title match.
DICK- "Some intensity by the Wicked one tonight."
PAT- "Yea but he is all cluck and no pluck. Raven is lucky to be where he is because talent didn't get him here."
‘Dried Up, Tied And Dead To The World ' by Marylin Manson plays. The large man walks out from behind the curtain as the song plays his black towel hanging over his face and his head looking down. in his left hand he has AJ Riot's OLD torn mask with blood staining it. The fogs and smoke cover Blake he has on black chaps with gold chains hanging off them and a matching torso accessory. The smoke slowly fades while the music sings. {{"Just waiting time ... Don't Ya Want some of this ... Don't ya need some of this ..."}}
Josie walks out and stands next to him and Mary Jane on the other side. He takes off his upper outfit and hands it to Josie, and than his chaps and hands them to Josie before leaning all the way forward {{"You've never read what you've written."}} and stripping the towel off his head.
DICK- "IS that Paroxysm?!"
PAT- "Who? The singer?"
DICK- "No the wrestler the Universe Champion! Blake is wearing a plastic mask for his Halloween costume. and has both and eXtinction title and Universe title."
"I'll be your lover ... I'll be forever ... I'll be tomorrow, I am anything when I'm high.
He stands up holding the two cardboard duplicates of the eXtinction and Universe titles and places them high in the air. "This is not a preview kids, NOT a preview. Take it in while you can. You're Welcome! Happy Halloween. Haha!" He once more laughs at himself and poses for the pictures of fans. He looks at MJ taking off his mask and giving her a kiss before handing her one title and Josie another. He turns to the ring getting more serious after the words Ravens said.
Kristine Otto: "Now making his way to the ring he hails from The Bottomless Pit and weighs two hundred and forty-five pounds, and stands at six foot six inches tall. He is The inevitable King of Death... Dorian Blake!"
Dorian steps up on the ring apron and climbs up the turnbuckle as he looked around the place and stretched his arms out like he was hanging on a crucifix. "I can do it too scarecrow." He says before hopping down and hoping from one foot to another, Mary Jane and Josie went to the back the big guy loosened up his neck some more and wrist as he stares down Raven Trueblood as his theme song fades out.
DICK- "These two have never really been the best of friends Pat."
PAT- "Yeah and that makes for great wrestling it sure does."
Christina Aguilera - Dirrty starts to play, but Mistress doesn't come out. Instead Doc Stevens comes out wearing his blue MWO shirt with his stomach exposed. He raised a mic to his lips and quiets down the crowd.
"Shut up... shut up! YOUR DARK QUEEN has a message! Just Shut up! I am out here to inform you, that Mistress Pain is the more prestigious champion in IWS, and she should be billed last. This match will not happen if The Dark Queen does not get her way! You shut up! Fool!"
He argues with the fans as they antagonize Doc. The fans boo even though Pain is from Illinois, some throw heads of lettuce and tomatoes at Doc Stevens for delivering the message.
DICK- "I guess Pain didn't like coming on before Paroxysm."
PAT- "That's why she is the greatest champion we have."
The lights fade, a crossdresser with a mop for a wig, that gets paid in orange Faygo and cigarettes, presses play on the Casio boombox and Nirvana's You Know You're Right begins to blare over the simulated surround sound. Out from the crowd steps Paroxysm holding a black sign with read lettering that reads 'I'm Paroxysm.' Everyone turns and gets super excited that the Universe Champion is so close to them.
Kristine Otto: "and the first defending Champion, he hails from Virginia Beach, VA and weighs in at 213 pounds .... he is the UNIVERSE CHAMPION ... .PAROXYSM!"
Paroxysm starts walking down to the ring and hands the sign off to some random cripple kid (except it's not random, it's the same kid every time. He slides in the ring face first and springs to his feet, ready for action holding the Universe Championship up in the air while pyros go off around the ring.
DICK- "The fans love Paroxysm all right listen to the chants for him. He is proud to be the Universe champion and you can tell everywhere he goes he takes it."
PAT- "No that is him saying goodbye and making the most of the time he has left Dick. Paroxysm is too nice of a guy to hang onto anything for an lengthy amount of time, fact! So we got more candy around here?"
The fans sing along with Paroxysm's song while he looks face to face with Dorian Blake who has chosen to dress up as him for this Halloween. He tilts his head in curiosity but says nothing. Instead Blake is the one that speaks. "I know what it's like up there. I'm gonna get in there boy. We are gonna be great friends up inside that cranium."
Christina Aguilera - Dirrty starts to play, Mistress is wearing very nice looking attire, leather strapy type number that shows just enough skin. She is riding on Jack Sinister's shoulders. She has ahold of two leaches that hold her minions Geronimo and Doc Stevens, they lead her down to the entrance and she cracks them with her whip.
Jack kneels down and let's her off his back Pain leads him over and ties him up to one side of the entrance structure, and than Geronimo and Doc on the other side.
Kristine Otto: "and finally hailing from Chicago, Illinois the IWS eXtinction Champion ... MISTRESS PAIN!"
Pain points her whip at the ring and does a sexy dance with her eXtinction title around her waist before she pats her title and strutting her way to the ring. She slides in and licks her lips looking over all the men in the ring, she holds up her title and smirks while her music fades.
DICK- "Finally all four of them are in the ring. I don't think based off how big of a deal they made their entrances out to be how important this match is to all four people. There are no rules, there are no rope breaks, and ladies and gentleman I have been informed that Falls DO count anywhere so this match could end up anywhere."
PAT- "Of course falls count anywhere Dick, this is for all the marbles, its too big a deal to be contained to just the ring."
DING DING!
Raven starts things off attacking Dorian Blake, he hit him with all his weight and than clubs him on the back of the neck and drives a knee into his gut, than he punches him right on the chin. Mistress Pain trips up Paroxysm and drives a knee into the side of his knee wrenching and torquing it trying to break it out of place, Paroxysm fights through the pain to sit up and grabs her into a modified dragon sleeper. Pain lets go fast to avoid him locking anything in. Paro sits up, but Pain was waiting and kicks him hard right in the face!
Dorian Blake counters a suplex attempt from Raven Trueblood and tosses him out of the ring to the outside. Blake looks over at Mistress Pain but ignores her and turns his attention to Raven. He rushed off the ropes and leaps over the top rope and down onto Raven Trueblood! He taunts and boost while fans boo the arrogant behavior. He lifts up Raven and attempts to slam him into the steel ring post, but Raven counters and sends Blake there shoulder first.
Mistress Pain ties up with Paroxysm and takes him down but he swivels his hips and manages to get back to his feet and delivers a suplex to her. Only Pain lands on her feet she rushes off the ropes, but Paroxysm does down and sends her off the other side. Paroxsysm attempts a hip toss, but Pain blocks and kicks him in the stomach. She rushed off the ropes again, but this time Paroxysm catches her with a Hurricanrana!
DICK- "Look how talented Paroxysm is and Mistress Pain is standing toe to toe with him, this is great to see the two champions going at it Pat."
PAT- "Eh.... Mistress Pain is looking far better than Paroxysm he should feel embarrassed. Wait I think he knows my hook up ... I mean Peazy is alright."
Reven entered the ring and clotheslined Paroxysm, than pulled him back up and delivered a chop and a jab and a chop. He Irish whips Paroxysm into the ropes, but Paroxysm leaps over the bent Trueblood. Paro with a dropkick to the knee and he sends Raven to a kneeling position. He rushes at him and delivers a Shinning Wizard! He grabs Raven, but Raven has a small package.
PAT- "HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
DICK- "What?"
PAT- "Raven HAS a Small Package! HAHAHA!"
DICK- What the hell are you talking about, he has the One.and two, no Paroxysm kicks out after the one count folks."
One ... Paroxysm kicks out. Raven hits a russian legsweep to his knee and than follows it with a back braker. He stands up but there is Mistress Pain off the top rope with The Crash! Fans cheer because we all like that high flying action. Pain hooks Raven's leg. One ... Two ... Raven kicks out! Blake is back into the ring and swings a wild punch at Mistress Pain but she ducks and delivers a low blow to him. Blake rolls in agony over to the corner. Pain grabs Paroxysm as he is about to get up and Irish whips him into the same corner Blake is hunched up in. He hits it so hard that Paroxysm is sent flying over the top of the turnbuckle and to the floor outside the ring.
Pain turns and looks down at Raven she slams her heel into his face and than pulls him up by the hair. She flexes her muscles and than picks him up for a suplex, but Raven comes back down countering with a suplex of his own that leave both fighters down. Blake is recovering and looks at Mistress Pain as she pulls herself up in the corner. He screams as he starts sprinting across the ring and ducks his head right before hitting her! Mistress Pain is super fast as she is able to get out of the way with a split second to spare causing Blake to hit the ring post with his shoulder, HARD! He falls through the ropes and to the outside where Paroxysm is.
DICK- "What a mistake by Dorian Blake, the monster did not see that coming."
PAT- "Mistress Pain was just that good there was no mistake made by the Monster of Wrestling at all Dick!"
DICK- "Pain is back on the offensive with her attention now focused solely on Raven."
Mistress Pain delivers a running knee to the side of Raven's skull, she taunts the crowd dancing around and than delivering a leg drop to him and going for a lazy pin. One... Raven kicks out of the lax pin attempt and Pain laughs before she hammers his head into the mat over and over. She pulls him up and goes to toss him over the top rope, but Raven reverses and the two of them both go over the other side of the ring.
Blake is up and pulls Paroxsym over to him, he wraps his arms around him and delivers an exploder belly to belly suplex that sends Paroxysm into the fans seats! People got out of the way and fall over. Blake chases him and laughs. Paroxysm has a chair and turns around smacking Blake over the face with it and than he hits him on top of the head and Blake falls backward. Paroxysm yanks the plastic mask off him, but Blake's face is painted up all black with a golden warrior streak across his eyes. Paroxysm shows some frustration and stomps hard on Blake and goes to hit him again the chair slams off his face and cuts Blake's forehead open. Paroxysm is about to do it one more time when off instinct Blake rolls out of the way and he nips up and delivers a pale kick to Paroxysm's skull. Both men fall over and seem slow getting back up.
DICK- "Paroxysm and Dorian Blake each seem determined to one up the other one! Neither man should be physically capable to keep going with those shots to the head!"
PAT- "Well this is Insane Wrestling Society Dick perhaps they are paranormal, supernatural, uh.... i don't know what word I was looking for anymore. BUT I found more candy." *SMILES*
DICK- "It loos like Raven is stirring to his feet."
Raven is the first one up and notices the fighting he is missing out of. He starts that way, but Mistress Pain cuts him off and sprays Raven with a fire extinguisher before belting him with it in the throat. Mistress Pain only caring about victory goes for another cover. One... Two... Raven still manages to kick out!
The Wicked one over powers Mistress Pain and delivers the wicked path! He isn't done and he stomp on her shoulder and pulls her back up, he shoves her off the ring post and than hits the nail in the back! Raven thinks about going for a pin, but ...
DICK- "Is that Daffney? Most of the people's extras have been restricted to the back."
PAT- "Or Mistress Pain's people who were tied up. haha!"
DICK- "Still where did she come from?"
Raven stops and talks to Daffney and she starts swinging her crowbar and screaming. Raven turns around and is hit with a large clothesline from Jack Sinister, he flexes his muscles and chuckles at Daffney. She acts intimidated and backs up the isle way still screaming. Raven gets up and looks for her he rushes off following her screaming.
Dorian got up and looked at where Raven was going. He turned back and looked at Paroxysm catching his foot as he was going to kick him, he shook his head, but Paroxysm still managed to hit him with an ensiguri. Paroxysm seen Raven leaving as well and choose to follow after him. Blake trips him and starts smashing fist into his forehead. Each hit seems harder and harder, Paroxysm's mask becomes stained with blood from a broken nose. Blake stands up and shouts aggressively he grabs Paroxysm's head and slams a knee into it. Than drives and elbow hard to the top of the skull and than again and he hits another on the temple. Paroxysm not being a trained ground fighter is unable to fully protect himself like he should not to mention the amount of damage these blows are doing to him.
Mistress Pain stirs to life and checks on Jack, she pats him affectionately on the cheek and has him tell her what has happened.
"PARO!!!" Blake shouts out as he pushes himself back to his feet. Mistress Pain stays down and waits for him to make his way towards her. Blake is too busy with Paroxysm as he delivers a Military Press slam onto the bleachers. He than grabs the smaller guy and grinds his face into the fence boarder. Paroxysm's mask is starting to tear and rip. He elbows Blake in desperation, he charges Blake, but gets a Back body toss onto the same bleachers he hit before. Blake laughs and brushes his hair out of his face, he reaches into his tights and pulls out .... a fork! Blake licks his lips and walks over to Paroxysm jabbing the fork into his forehead with a punch and than driving a knee to his temple. "You wanted to take my face?! You wanted to mock me?!" He uses the fork to carve into Paroxym's flesh and he screams loudly before being able to counter Blake with a kick and alleviate the pain.
DICK- "Paroxysm is busted up bad Pat!"
PAT- "Blake is going to eat him for dinner Dick that is what it looks like to me."
DICK- "He is hell bent on disfiguring Paroxysm, given his wrestling background Paroxysm will need to think fast on how to get himself back in the air to regain the advantage."
PAT- "Yeah right Dick."
Paroxysm stumbles forward and as Blake went to grab him against delivers Peroxide Mist!!! Blake is blinded!!! Paroxysm with The Brainbuster onto the bleaches!! He is hurt and doesn't have Blake in a very pinable predicament. He crawls towards the ring and pulls himself up looking at where Raven had went. He doesn't see Mistress Pain so starts in that direction completly going around her by accident. She doesn't have time to chase him as Blake is stumbling around like a drunk shouting after him. Paroxysm rushes away only stopping to grab some of Pat's costume with his protest, to keep himself from bleeding so bad.
Blake stands up and sees Paroxysm leave. "FUCK YOU COME BACK! Don't you want to say hi to Rabbit?" Jack elbows him in the face as he walked around the corner of the ring. He picks up Dorian and slams him down face first. Blake still gets back up and runs at Jack but he counters with The Sinister Drop! Pain tries for a pin. One ... Two ... Thr-Blake kicks out! She grumbles and shakes her head before jumping on Jack's back and having him take her to wherever Raven and Daffney had disappeared to. She did not want to waste time on Blake when the other two would be much quicker prey to bag.
DICK- "It would appear that our camera crews are going to have to be on the move. This could get drangerous folks. If you happen ot be near the fight ... please. do not get involved."
PAT- "It says on the ticket when you paid the money for it you agreed that IWS and the United States of America are not responsible for your health and well being. It's a sacrifice of being an IWS fan though Dick and being here LIVE!"
-- I guess inside the prison hall ways ---
Tiger Suplex from Paroxysm onto Raven, One ... Two ... Kick out! Raven punches Paroxysm as he is fast to get up and than delivers a spin kick to the midsection. Again with another stiff punch, Paroxysm is hardly able to protect himself his arms too loose now with how well and hard these strikes are hit. Raven with a headbutt, and than the wicked path he stumbles to his feet and shouts out for "Daffney!" He wobbles forward and whips the blood across his face before laughing. He eventually is able to walk straight and he continues to look for her.
As he exits the scene Mistress Pain still riding Jack comes along a recovering Paroxysm. "Jack kill!" She orders to her Machine he puts her down and drills Paroxysm with a right hand and than hits a German Suplex, he mounts Paroxysm and stars delivering punch after punch after punch to the face before Mistress snaps her fingers to draw his attention. She goes for the pin on Paroxysm even lacing her fingers while hooking the leg for the pinfall. One ... Two ... Th - Paroxysm kicks out! Pain is furious but she hears Blake and decides there is no time to worry about Paroxysm right now. "Come on Jack, let's go find us a bird who's neck we can break." She climbs up on his back again and he takes off disappearing in the same direction Paroxysm went.
Paroxysm feels relieved to get a breather before he hears in the distance. "PAROXYSM! I am gonna make you my BITCH!"
"Oh Shit!" Paroxysm let's slip out his mouth as he gets to his feet and stumbles like he is looking for a place to hide at first. Blake sees him and starts rushing at him and Paroxysm looks around trying to think fast. Blake lowers his head and Paroxysm relaxes all his muscles right as Blake hits him full force driving him up and into the ground hard. Paroxysm is breathing heavily but Dorian is OUT! HAHAHa! Thank you DDP Yoga! Blake had drilled his own head along with Paroxysm into the ground and knocked himself out. Paro pushed Blake off him with some amount of effort and than shook off his own cobwebs before going for a pinfall on his fallen foe. One... Tw-BLAKE KICKS OUT! Paroxysm seems a little shocked only a two??? He applies the Guillotine Choke and makes sure to get Blake nice and out of it, before he gets back up again and looks at where mistress Pain went. Paroxysm must figure that Blake still has too much to pin and starts after Mistress Pain and Raven Trueblood.
-- we are along the second level of the Cell Block ---
Daffney is walking along the catwalk and Raven calls out to her she stops and he tries to get her to come over to him. Jack clubs him from the back, and Raven has to turn and duck to avoid a massive right jab. Raven hits him with the wicked path and gets him a bit dizzy while Mistress Pain cracked her whip. Raven snapped his neck in her direction and smirked, Pain drew closer and closer to Raven and he backed up onto the catwalk where Daffney was mostly to protect her. There are three rings side by side below them that they were told are for practice. Pain whips him and he blocks with his arm but now she has a good grip on him with her weapon. Raven jerks her towards him and laughs having her where he wants her finally. Daffney hits him in the back with her crowbar and screams in his ear before pulling back and hitting him over the top of the head as well. Raven falls backwards and trips going over the railing and smacking some how flat backed into the center practice ring!!!
Daffney looks down at him laying there helpless in the ring and than has Mistress Pain knocked into her by Paroxysm. He rolls Pain up for a pin. One... Two ... Pain kicks out with the assistance of Daffney. She slaps Paroxysm across the face and he pushes her, but lucky for both female Jack was back up and hits Paroxysm with the Flatliner! Mistress Pain tells him he did a great job and sends him away with Daffney so she can spend some alone time now with Paroxysm.
When they are gone she pushes her heel into his throat. "I am the best champion around here. It is not a matter of who gets to the top anymore, but who stays on the top. I am in the Hall of Fame, I am a two time and current eXtinction champion. What are you that you are in my league?"
"Below you." he chokes out. Pain chuckles thinking he has admited defeat unti she realizes that Blake has been charging at her from across the area. He leaps into the air and dropkicks Pain! She wobbles and also hits the railing, Paroxysm sweeps his legs and she falls over the edge landing ontop of Raven!
Paroxysm swings for Blake, but he lifts him up onto his shoulders and spins, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten times! Blake puts Paroxysm down following with The Mark! what a devastating looking chokeslam, but PAROXYSM counters it, he has an armbar! Paroxysm wraps his legs around the arm of Blake and tugs and tugs. But Blake picks him up and transfers the move into a sit-out powerbomb! Both men get up though slowly and Blake grabs Paroxysm only for him to kick him away. Jump up on the railing WHAT BALANCE! from there he hits Blake with a springboard dropkick! With Blake down Paroxysm grabs his leg and flips him over aiming to win via submission possibly using his Single Leg Crab submission!
It doesn't take a lot of time for Blake to power his way out of that. He gets to his feet and hits Paro with an European uppercut and than a chop and another European uppercut followed with a Russian legsweep. He lifts up Paroxysm in a military Press he is thinking bad thoughts as he walks to the edge of the rails. Paroxysm starts to realize what is going on and struggles, but he is too late as Blake tosses Paroxysm over and down into the ring on the far side. Blake laughs and climbs up on the railing.
"I'm not done with you! You want to see something special? I was special before you were ever born!" he is sizing up Paroxysm and makes a motion around his waist symbolizing his desire for the title. Blake leaps in the air ... FROG SPLASH! No! Blake took too much time taunting! He misses him! Paroxysm rolled out of the way in time making Blake crash against the mat from the second level. All the wind seems knocked out of him from the fall.
Paro rolls over slowly and gasp for air himself before he goes for a pinfall on Blake draping his arm over his chest. One ... Two ... Blake kicks out! Paroxysm shakes his head, nothing is going to put this guy away. He makes sure to find his feet first and stays on Blake with punches and kicks, his identity still hidden even though his mask is torn by how much blood is covering his face and hair. Paroxysm seems like he might ACTUALLY be getting angry and this seems to fuel Blake as he shoves him off of him. Paroxysm rolls out of the ring and mocks Blake to come and get him.
Blake chases down Paroxysm through the hallway stumbling and getting more and more frustrated by all of it. He blocks a punch and headbutts Paroxysm and than drives a knee to his sturnum, and than in a front face lock he lifts Paroxysm up in the air, and struggles to keep him there letting the blood rush to his head and drain out making him dizzier. Than he plants him with The Time Bomb! Blake covers him. One ... Two ... Thre--Paroxysm kicks out just before the three!!!
"AHHHHHHHH!! Learn to fucking count!" Blake shouts at the referee and than grabs Paroxysm tossing him down that hall and through a door that leads them back out to the yard.
--- Back at Ringside ---
Fans cheer loudly as they realize where the fight is now and that they can see it for themselves again. This time Blake is the one getting frustrated with how slippery Paroxysm is being. We see that he has a small cut above his eye from how swollen it has gotten and the grease paint is starting to run from all his sweat. Blake Irish whips Paroxysm but it is countered and Blake is sent into the side of a building. Paroxysm rushed and leaped in the air, but managed to punch a brick wall as Blake dodged out of the way. He grabs his wrist possibly having broken it and Blake hits a One handed bulldog. He stumbles a bit favoring his right ankle but Blake flexes and taunts going back to himself. He grabs Paroxysm and tosses him over the fans seats and towards the center stage ring again.
DICK- "The action has found us once more Pat, I was afraid that we might miss the ending."
PAT- "The match could have ended and we wouldn't have known until they came over the radio with the announcement Dick."
Blake shoulder thrust Paroxysm into the ring apron and than sent him flying off the steel steps. He tosses him back into the ring and crawls up after him, but Paroxysm gets just enough together to hit another Springboard Dropkick as Blake entered the ring. He hooked him up for a quick pinfall. One... No Blake is too hyped up and kicks out at just one. Paroxysm tries to think fast and he rushed off the ropes OH MY GOD Blake counters with the BlackHoleSlam! He laughs as he sits up, and goes for a pinfall. One... Two... BLAKE IS PULLED OFF!
Mistress Pain was back up and she grabbed him. It is obvious her neck is hurting her with how much she is holding it. Blake blocks her attack and bounced off the ropes RUNAWAY TRAIN! He shouts and hollers and shakes the ropes, even though there are no fans in this cell block. Paroxysm gasp for air as he gets up and Blake cuts him off again, but Paroxysm hits a facebuster! He has Blake down and is in a practice ring he looks around and gets to the ring apron. He goes for the Marie Antoinette! He stumbles... BLAKE COUNTERS!!!! He hits THE DESCENT! BLAKE HITS THE DESCENT on Paroxysm mid air!!! and now he goes for the pin. One ... Two ... Three!!!
Ding Ding Ding!!!
Kristine Otto: "Your winner ladies and gentleman via pinfall over Paroxysm, and NEW eXtinction and Universe Champion .... DORIAN BLAKE!!!
Blake collapse in the middle of the ring, and the ref checks on him. He signals for help, but Blake pushes him off of him. "Give me my titles!" The ref gets the titles and hands them to Dorian Blake. He hugs both titles closely to him as the adrenaline is still surging through his body and making the pain more tolerable. Fans are feeding off his emotion even though Dorian is doing his best to hide it he has tears mixing with the paint and blood on his face.
DICK- "Dorian Blake did it! He is the new eXtinction and Universe champion, two title changed hands here tonight Pat."
PAT- "hell yea they did and Legendary is gonna boost and boost and boost about this."
He rolled over and said something to Mistress Pain before exiting the ring and holding both titles HIGH in the air. Shane Trudex and the rest of Legendary came out to celebrate with him. By now he is a bloody smudged mess and Shane has to hold him up to be able to help him walk. Josie and MJ help him with his titles like they did earlier with the fake ones. Mary Jane gives him a kiss and hugs him to try and calm him down. Legendary stand at the entrance turning to hold Blake and his titles up and the disappointed look on Paroxysm as he covers his face with reality hitting him one last time as the show fades out.
