McGavin vs. Cash

[AJ]

Adam McGavin vs. Adian Cash

Deadline = Oct. 7th, 2016 @ 11pm EST

[Adam McGavin]

This is the face of my enemy. The face of my enemy is before me. My enemy. The enemy.

It's a lovely looking mug. Adian Cash some fans around the IWS adore him, some boo him but secretly love him. Its been rumored that women and men both find him attractive. Oh how I remember the days...
Adam McGavin was a golden boy, Bedford, England is where he grew up with a whore mother. Than he was shipped to America to be with his father. His father was never home because he was an NCIS agent and that requires a lot of one's time. The boy instead was left with whichever girlfriend the father had and or a nanny. Again... them were the days...
You see many might see this as being spoiled the boy did have after all everything he wanted. Only the things that mattered most were unattainable. 

{What do you want Adam?"}
{I want my own power.}
{Nice try. Let's do it again. What do you want Adam?"}
{I want respect.}
{Perhaps you do, but that is not what you really want now is it? One more time lad. What do you want Adam?"}
{I want to go home.}
{Bingo}

What did the boy do as he grew? He joined his Middle-school wrestling team. He made it to Nationals and he even went on to train for the Olympics gymnastics team all at 13. Before too long he got news his mother died. He went to the funeral. Everyone felt destroyed on his behalf, but Adam felt nothing. He went on to AWS and than X-Nation and finally IWS. Here he met Alayna... here he had her taken from him when she got pregnant with his child. What little joy and mercy was left in him might have died. 
Adam was homeless and on the streets living in cardboard boxes. That is where we found you dear brother.

"Yes you did."

For it was the LIGHT that took us to your dark despair, it was FATE that made us meet that very day. Now here we are my brother in your home. We are here IWS!

"I don't honestly feel the need to live in the past because right here is where I am. What things can be said about Adain Cash, none as far as I am concerned. I don't really feel the need to waste the breath I have talking about you when I could be talking about these."

Adam holds up his hands they are callused and chapped. His fingernails are dirty as are his knuckles and skin. He starts to laugh and stares into his palms his eyes growing more and more mad as the seconds tick by. 

"These are the makers, the builders, and the destroyers. I defeated Blake Archer on the very first Injection does anyone remember how old I was? I was eighteen and I had everything ahead of me. This company has drained that all away from me, I had the UK Championship and Dolphus Dresden took it away from me. I had the love of my life and a child on the way, and her father shipped her off and had me run down by a bus. If I am remembering that right I could have had someone hit with a bus at one time or another."

Adam puts down his hands and looks into the camera. He has on brown contacts to hide his baby blues that he has grown to despise. He thinks of the things he has done in his IWS career and what high hopes everyone had for him. He folds his fingers into his hair pulling it some. He looks at Brodie mumbling to himself on the floor. Adam turns back at the camera recording him.

"There are many things I would do and yet find most of the time that the effort isn't worth it. Do you think you are worth is Adian? I don't need wins nor do I need losses. What I need is something to sink my teeth into. I need people to humiliate and beat up. I need people to bloody and leave scars upon. Are you such a worthy person? My friend here... she thinks perhaps we should leave a mark. Perhaps you and your tag team partner need to take notice that there are far more powerful groups here. There are much more sinister factions that are aloof. I lost my roots a long time ago and now all I do is wonder. I am not lost though, I am right where I belong. are you scare Adian? She thinks you should be. Wouldn't want to damange that pretty face. haha...hahaha. AHHH!"

He punches the spike he loves into the camera and breaks it before laughing madly like he normally does. Brodie Harper starts to laugh as well as Sheamus and the scene cuts to static. 

[Aidan Ca$h]

Aidan...
Paro?
Aidan...
Mark??
Aidan...
Petey???
[wrong again...]
How the fuck did you get here?

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I sit back & I watch & I watch & I watch... I'm happy for Paro. He's the Universe champion. I'm happy for Paro. He's on top of the mountain now. I'm happy for Paro. He's the man. I'm happy for Paro?

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I ain't felt this good since I don't know when
And I might not feel this good again
it's friday night, beautiful weather
lets all get drunk together
- Afroman

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*I feel good. Real good. I feel like I haven't felt in awhile. Since... since I was the man. Since I was the one holding that Universe title that Paroxysm now wears so proudly. It's his time, not mine. He treats her so much belter than I did. Oh, shore, I put some really nice stickers on there. Nice slickers. Beautiful stickers. Ca$h crab stickers. Letting the world know that was my title. Emphasis on was. And I had my chance to win her back, but Balakay was a bit too much for me. But not for Him... not for Him.*

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"Adam, you want to talk about what you've done, about where you've been. Well, that's nice, isn't it? Lemme tell you where I've been," l shield my eyes and lookup, all he way up, and point, "I've been up here, at the top. And I held that title. And I carefully put stickers on that title. Stickers! What stickers do you have? Huh? I got Ca$h Crab stickers," I toss a Ca$h Crab sticker into the air," I got MaddCa$h stickers," I tossa MaddCa$h sticker," I got ParoCa$h stickers AND Ca$hysm stickers because I'm not sure which one sounds better,' I toss both stickers in the air. "I've got more stickers, but I'm not ready to show them off To the world just yet."
"And you. You have 'the Fall of Adam! Now tell me Adam, now that the spring of Adam has passed, it's back there, way in the distance, & now that we've just cleared the summer of Adam, do you expect this to be a long fall or a brief fall? A mild fall or a bitter fall? Well let ol' Aidan play weather man for you.
"You see, we're coming off an El Nino, which means things are going to be a bit warmer than usual, but that is all about to come to an end. Yeah, E N D, end. And when it does end, things will be fierce, the winds will pick up, the storm clouds will swirl - just like a soft serve ice cream machine - but these clouds won't be a delicious treat, Oh no! No, they'll be providing the end of Adam. And while I may or may not, but possibly might because you never know with ol' Aidan Ca$h, I might be the shepherd guiding Mr. El Nino out of town, and regardless of whether or not I'll be wearing my shepherds outfit at Injection, I will certainly be initiating the start of the Winter of Adam."

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* He walks around so proud, holding on to His universe Title. He's all smiles everywhere we go. Every city, every town, every rest stop trucks top, backstop, pit stop, shortstop, stop stop, all of them stops he's all smiles. Till that one where we run into Her. And He's frozen. Why is she here, He wonders. Why know, He ponders. His smile fades before returning, same but different. His smile isn't really his smile now. It's a smile that he saw somewhere or heard of from someone else, but it shore ain't His smile that He's smiling now. He walks over to Her to say hi. I can tell that she knows it's not His real smile, but she doesn't let Him know. And I don't either.*

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I sit back with this pack of zigzags and this bag of this weed it gives me the shit needed to be the most meanest wrestler on this earth... Well, maybe not the meanest. No, definitely not the meanest. The most creative? No, forget I ever said that - delete delete delete!

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"Aidan... Aidan... AIDAN!"
"Fuck... what - what day is it?"
"September."
"shit."
"I know. It's time for us to ditch the desert," Paroxysm exclaimed.
"Man, I was just gettin comfy here, Eazy Peazy!"
"Don't give me that bullshit - you used my comfort zone against me to justify selling all my things and moving us out where, without even consulting me."
"Ah yes, it's one of life's great ironies that our own biggest issues are the faults we most easily identify in others," I said as I leaned back in my folding cat chair and stretched my arms behind my head. Paro quickly came and tipped me and my chair over.
"Ouch! What was that for?"
"That was because you aren't doing shit & we gots ta be outta this desert in 36 hours."
"Ahh that's plenty of time for Ol' Aidan Ca$h!" I said as I grabbed the pint of Jameson that was in my pocket and I take
a big dumb swig. I put the Jameson away and slowly get to my feet.
"No, it ain't," Mark chimed in.
"Jesus man, where did you come from?!"
"Over by my yurt, I was finishing up packing, just like you need to."
"Look- the way I see it, I packed all of Paro's staff for our trip out here, it's only fair that he packs all my stuff for this mode," I no sooner finish saying that before Paroxysm has charged me & starts pummeling me with lefts & rights. I try
to defend myself but instead I reach for the Jameson. I manage to unscrew the top & shove it in his face, pacifying Paroxysm with the peaceful power of whisky. I manage to wiggle free, get back to my feet, & dust myself off, again.
"Thanks for the help, mark," I say sarcastically.
"Anytime AC."
I stare in disbelief as Paro chugs the remainder of the pint of Jameson - my Jameson - which was half full when I handed it to him.
"Scoff!" sez I.
"Aidan, that's still not how that works," Paro replies as he tosses the empty pint off to the side.
I turn to mark & see that I'm going to get no sympathy from him. Undeterred, I reach into my other pocket, pull out another pint of Jameson, pull the top, & pull a nip for myself. And by nip, I mean l chug.
"Look, Aidan," Mark begins in his 'hey let's all be reasonable adults, even thought it's clear we aren't reasonable adults' voice, "the sooner we get done packing up here, the sooner we can do ALL the drugs."
"Well fuck my stars, why didn't you just say that in the first place?" I toss the pint to Mark, light up a cigarette, & start busting ass getting all this shit packed up.

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