MIDSUMMER'S SCREAM 2016

[AJ]

Pat Cummings pulls up in a pick up truck. He walks over to a pay phone it's really late out. The guy seems a bit nervous. The phone rings and he picks it up fast.

PAT- "Y-yes?"

"HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" ^{*dial tone*}

PAT- "Bobby?"

He hangs up the phone and turns around, but he thinks he sees a little girl. She starts to scream something horrid and he covers his ears before being hit on the back of the head with a crowbar. The camera shows Raven Trueblood standing there with a smirk. He looks at the camera and than at his eXtinction Championship.

Raven Trueblood- "What is it we fight for? Love, money, power, glory? I like being the target, this right here is what guarantees me that I am. We will dance Mistress Pain in the pale moonlight, it shall just be you and me and my beautiful Daffney."

He holds out his hand and the girl which is really a really weird woman dressed like a little girl with pigtails and some type of juggalo face paint enters with him, the two of them behind to laugh though her's are more like high pitched screams. The camera fades off of them and we go to the PPV Entro.

Midsummer's Scream Theme song - Hairspray Queen by Nirvana

DICK- "This is Midsummer's Scream ladies and Gentlemen and this is IWS, here beside me is my broadcast partner Pat Cummings. I am Dick Mando there is a lot of action for Pat and myself to lead you thought tonight."
PAT- "That there is folks! We have The Universe title and a man's face is on the line in our main event. Paroxysm literally he could lose his face tonight everybody! I am stoked for it yup yup. Ain't no creepy child women gonna show up or ghost Bobby Nameths no sir!"
DICK- "I heard you had an encounter."
PAT- BROKEN TIBIA!"
DICK- "What?!"
PAT- "Shut up Dick you know nothing, and I think we should just get into things."
DICK- "Alright jesh... our first match ladies and gentlemen is between James KEENAN formerly James Kin.."
PAT- "Do you want sued? There is only ONE King in IWS now and that is Electra King she is the the shock of life in IWS boy does she really know how to kick start my heart. ^{*DEEP SNIFF*} Oh yea, Mmmmmmm!"
DICK- "Well as I was about to say due to legal issues the Second City Saint were required to legally change their names and now we have the Keenan brothers as a result. They want some payback against the Indian Empire for this embarrassment and that leads us the ring where Kristine Otto is waiting."
PAT- "Don't she look sexy down there too!"


Singles w/ Managers

              
'The Prince of Peace' James Keenan w/Christian K.  Vs. Jafar w/Electra King & The Great Mufasa
                                                     

DING DING DING!

"The Future" by CFO$ playsThe Second City Saints walk out on stage and hold their thumb and middle fingers together with the index and pinky fingers sticking up, they push their hand gestures together and slowly make their way to the ring wearing long white jackets and black tights with white machine guns on them.

Kristine Otto: "This is a singles match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, he hails from Chicago, Illinois and weighs in tonight at 225 pounds ...he is "The Prince of Peace" James Keenan!"

James and Christian enters the ring and hops onto the ropes getting heat from the crowd while they pose. James looks at the entrance while Christian whispers in his ear.

*They Are Lost" by Last Remaining Pinnacle starts to play and a fog rises.

Kristine Otto: "and his opponent being accompanied by Electra king and Mufasa. he is the Richest Prince in India.... Jafar!"

Jafar walks out with his future bride dressed in lovely belly dancing attire and Muafsa in silk robes like himself. He laughs and walks to the ring with Electra loving how jealous these Americans are of him.

DICK- "Here we go, James and Jafar lock up. James gets wrapped up with a sidehead lock from Jafar. He wrenches it hard and antagonizes the crowd. (BOOOO) Jafar slams James down the the mat, it looks like big brother Christian is really trying to hype his brother back to his feet. James does and stands back up he delivers two elbows to the gut and than delivers a sparemare to Jafar and a reverse chin lock."
PAT- "Dick... do you even know who that man is? Jafar Mahal he is an Indian Prince respect him Dick! Look at how he effortlessly switches to a wrist lock on James. This guy is a world class wrestler and boxer Dick I am honestly amazed that he is in IWS gracing us with his presence."

Jafar twist the wrist lock to behind James back and James runs into the ropes pushing Jafar off him. He turns around and slams his foot into Jafar's face and than drops and elbow on him. James picks him back up and hits a suplex, he rolls back to his feet and hits another suplex, and one more time pausing to pose for the crowd.

DICK- "There it is The Cock's Crow what a series of suplexes by James Keenan right there. He walks over to the corner, and Christian points out to stay on Jafar. Perhaps the tag team specialty got to him?"
PAT- "HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"

James rushes back after Jafar but is caught with a powerslam that puts both men down and crawling to find their feet again. Jafar rolls out of the ring to regain himself with Electra talking to him. James is back up he sees this and rushes off the ropes SUICIDE DIVE through the ropes taking out Jafar and Electra. Mufasa is approaching, but Christian runs up the stairs and delivers a diving clothsline to him! James pushes Jafar back into the ring with the Ref counting. One... Two... Three...Four.... James punches Jafar and climbs the ring apron. He delivers a leg drop across the throat. Five.... Six.... Seven.... James slides into the ring and waits for Jafar to get up, he has him on his shoulders for the Rock of Heaven...but Jafar with elbows and he is down. He grabs James with the Hindi Slam!

DICK- "Wow what a full nelson slam!"
PAT- "That's his royal power Dick! Man...just look at him. YES! GO JAFAR!"

Jafar mocks the crowd and grabs James as he favors his neck now. Jafar goes for a pinfall. ONE ..... TWO.....

James kicks out! Jafar grabs him but James gets a small package on him.... ONE ..... TWO ..... Jafar kicks out he stands up but James .... he gets him on his shoulders.... THE ROCK OF HEAVEN. James goes for a pinfall .... One.... Electra pulls Jafar's foot onto the bottom rope. James turns to her and gets mouthy. He turns and Jafar stomps on him and hits a body slam. Jafar stands over him signaling the end of this, he applies the Camel clutch and nearly breaks James' back, he taps out to save his body and the bells rings.

Ding Ding Ding!


Kristine Otto: "Here is your winner... Jafar!"

DICK- "What a finishing move! I am very impressed by this guy, but I am not for sure Jafar could have won that one without his wife to be Electra King. What is he doing now release the hold already!"
PAT- "He is a Prince he can do what he wants Dick."

Jafar holds his submission, but Christian breaks it up and sends Jafar retreating with Electra all being pretty full of themselves after the victory.
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-Brandon scurried behind the curtain, and into the vast desert. What is he fleeing from? He turns around, and sees looking for him. Brandon hits the dirt so hard a cloud of dust shoots up into the air and when he looks up it's Josie that is standing over him, cracking her knuckles with a rather pissed look on her face. He thought that he had escaped, she has been chasing him down ever since the show started! Josie was waiting patiently for him to make his way backstage and the murderous stare that holds his gaze is making him slightly nervous, but nonetheless more willing to beat her to prove that she isn't that scary. He dis' her and starts to turn away luckily he sees the boot before it makes contact with his face and is able to roll out of the way, her hands are already grabbing his hair and yanking him uncomfortably backwards. He's able to elbow her in the side and she lets him free so he capitalizes on this by bouncing her skull off his knee. She instantly grabs her head in pain.

Brandon chuckles as he shoves her into the side of one of the trailers with a thud and then follows with rights and lefts to her abdomen, but manages to shove him away to catch a breath which isn't a whole lot of time in a battle, as Brandon is back on the attack coming towards her and she throws some sand in his face, blinding him for a second as she collects a rock and is about to bash him over the head, but the ref knocks it out of her hand and she gives him a what the fuck kind of glare and takes her frustration on Brandon slamming him off the trailers' tires while still half blind, as he crashes to the sand she elbow drops him and covers him for the pin...

1...
2...
3!!!

After the ref declares her the winner and she gets handed the belt. She once again holds it over Brandon Young's head with a huge self serving smile. Her arms raised up in victory with that gold gleaming in the hot desert sun, but nothing can diminish her happiness right except one person....Mistress. She does a sarcastic clap that makes Josie, turn in her direction and her eyes narrow.


Mistress Pain- "Well aren't you the best, I mean getting the belt back for the second time and from the same foe, but I'm tired of reruns darling. It's about time someone else gets a shot and speaking of shots...


Jack Sinister hits Josie from behind as Mistress laughs and he continues his assault on her leaving her unable to really defend herself and anytime that she starts to rally back, Mistress jumps in with a boot to the back and then locking in a crippler crossface while Sinister grabs Mistress' hand and pulls her backward really making the hold more painful.


1...
2...
Josie kicked out!

Mistress wrapped her whip around Josie's neck and distracted her long enough for jack to get Josie with The Sinister Weapon. Mistress points to the ref and tells him to count as Jack folds Josie up like an accordion for the pinfall.

1...

2...

Josie is screaming as the ref jumps to the ground he gets at least a two, but Jack is pulled away Blake holds Jack and Shane delivers a running punt to the skull and at first Josie, is only thinking of the relief from the pain and so she wasn't even sure who came to her aid until she was placed over Jack, by her Legendary team mates Blake and Shane as they in unison tell the ref to count.

Mary Jane waves goodbye to Mistress Pain with Blake towering behind her as reinforcement than Shane joins them giving his own smirk to Mistress. She chuckles and waves them off.

1...

2...

3!!!


Shane helps Josie up and gives her a kiss before handing her the title. He smirks back at Mistress as she collects Jack showing off how dominate him and Josie are as a team..

Next to B.Young his tag team partner Judas Tyme as made it to the scene looking half dressed, he helps up his tag team partner and B.Young talks smack to Legendary holding his neck. He holds his tag title up still smack talking them and claiming they will get it later on. Judas joins him both boosting about still being the World Tag Team champions. We fade away from the massive unending pissing match.

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DICK- "Wow Josie Pleasure is the TV Champion thanks to her Legendary team mates that is. They are sharks that they do still got. You know fans are torn on this team some cheer and some boo. The blindsiding, the massive numbers I just don't get it Pat."
PAT- "Legendary! They still got it Dick! They still fucking got it that's what! and Next Hell yes Dick a FANTASTIC FOUR match that is right!"
DICK- "We have a fantastic match we have next.This is an elimination match folks, if you are pinned to the mat for the count of three or submit than you are out of here. Who are you liking for this match Pat?"

Fatal 4 Way Elimination Match
           
'The Hate Dr' Travis McLovin Vs. 'The KING of Anarchy' Christian Keenan  Vs. Sebastian 'Homicide' Banks  Vs. Lance Diamond

PAT- "I am liking The Hate Doctor DUH Dick! He knows what he is talking about and who the hell is this Christian Keenan guy anyway? Promoting another company while he was out on leave. Yea Dax Clark wouldn't let him compete so he went somewhere else... what a real loser."
DICK- "but Pat.... Jafar was a former PCW champion as well."
PAT- "So and if I remember right the longest reinging in all history, but that was than and now he is in IWS with his first victory over James Keenan. I am hoping that The Hate Dr puts that guy in his place."

DING DING DING!

"Dawgz" by Konnan plays Sebastian comes out with a bandanna around his face and hands held like two guns. He shouts bang bang at the camera and than makes his way to the ring.

Kristine Otto: "This match is the fatal four way elimination match, introducing first hailing from Brooklyn, New York weighing in at 205lbs he is Sebastian.... SUICIDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Banks!"

He climbs up the turnbuckles and removes his bandanna and shouting at the crowd before posing with his arms up and shooting his hand guns at them, than he hops down and awaits his opponent as his music fades.
The Future by CFO$ plays Christian walks out with his PCW Psychedelic championship around his waist, his black long black spandex tights with white machine guns on them and an unbuttoned white long sleeved shirt. He stops to high five a few fans looking at Sebastian as he enters and than posing with his PCW title on the ropes.

Kristine Otto: "and now in the ring he hails from Chicago, Illinois and weighs in tonight at 225 pounds ...he is "The KING of Anarchy" Christian KEENAN!"

Christian takes off his shades to toss at the fans. He hops off the ropes and hands his title to an outside worker while his music fades fixing his tights right fast before the next person makes their way out to the ring.
Kings never die by Eminem plays the lights go out as the all star light shines on the man the myth the legend hate dr, Travis McLovin holds his arms out as he hops through the entrance curtain. He smirks and snobs the fans as he passes them an draws heat from their boos. He has on gold tights and white boots with matching knee pads and wrist tape. Fans continue to boo as he ignores them while making his way to the ring he waites for the ref to open the rope for him to make his entrance.

Kristine Otto: "and now entering the ring, he hails from The Love Shack in Hollywood, California. And he weighs in at 235lbs..... the HATE DOCTOR..... Travis MCLOVIN!"

As he gets in the ring a Hollywood star is shown with his name on it in the middle of the ring he kneels down in front of it and demands that the ref take off his expensive cape he has worn to the ring. He stands up as he does and holds out his arms and smiles knowing he is a wrestling God and these people hate that. His music fades and he talks some smack to Sebastian and Christian already in the ring as their opponent's music hits.
Phenomenal by CFO$ plays Lance walks out with a beautiful robe, he slowly twirls around and than begins to strut to the ring, but chuckles at the lady fans for getting excited over seeing him and stops. Lance stops in front of the ring apron as Kristin announces him.
Kristine Otto: "and their opponent.... he hails from Arlington, Texas he is one half of the Diamond Studds and weighs in at 240 lbs.....LANCE DIAMOOOOOOND!"

He hops on the ring apron and into the ring spinning around so everyone can drink in his glorious greatness. Lance chuckles at the few rude remarks about him and tosses the fans a smug wink before taking off his robe. All four men are in the ring and Kristin Otto exits as the ref asks if everyone is ready.....

DING DING DING!

DICK- "There we are folks, four men wanting to climb the ranks here in IWS."
PAT- "No... Three men trying to beat the obvious winner Jafar. Get things right for once Dick."


Lance rushes after Sebastian and McLovin and Christian slug it out to open things off. Lance puts Sebastian into the corner with an Irish whip and rushes him, but Sebastian gets the boot up and counters with a bulldog. Christian is thumping on McLovin with jabs he swings and Travis McLovin ducks the punch and pokes Christian in the eyes before delivering a DDT to him. Lance looks over at McLovin and than turns his attention solely on Sebastian he hits a hard punch and Sebastian flops into the corner. Lance delivers multiple clotheslines and than another Irish wip into a belly to belly overhand suplex.

James: "Yea! That's how it's done baby! Whooo!"

The Hate Doctor turned his attention on Christian, but he regretted it as Christian countered his suplex and rolled him up for a pinfall.

One...
Two... The Hate Doctor kicks out! Lance stomps on the back of Christian's head and lifts him up displaying his power and hitting a delayed Release Fisherman suplex. He shouts at the crowd and slams his fist on his chest working them for a boo.

Lance: "That's power you fat slobs!"

He turns around, but Sebastian was back up he hits a facebuster outta nowhere and than tries to go for the pinfall. One...
The Hate Doctor breaks it up he pushes Sebastian into the ropes and hits The curtain call he folds up Sebastian for the pinfall...
One....
Two....
Three! Sebastian rolls out of the ring and The Hate Doctor takes a moment to mock him and celebrate.

DICK- "The Hate Doctor better watch it because the Second City saint is back up."
PAT- "LOOK OUT MCLOVIN!!!"

Travis turns around and is dropkicked by Christian Keenan! He begs The Hate Doctor to get back up and than he Irish Whips Travis to the corner and hits a Running knee to the face in the corner, Christian taunts getting a small pop and than hits a Running Bulldog combination. He hooks Travis into a pinfall, but Lance is back in the ring. Christian rolls out of the way and Lance hits Travis with an elbow drop. He stands up and Christian hits some stiff strikes making Lance fumble out of the ring again. The Hate Doctor wobbles to his feet he spins Christian around, but Christian blocks him and hits a spine buster! Christian climbs the ropes fast and pauses the anticipation making the fans roar. He hits a beautiful Shooting star press and covers McLovin! The fans scream loudly loving the landing of the high flying move.

DICK- "The Stairway to Heaven Pat! He lands it and he has The Hate Doctor Cover... One... Two..."
PAT- "PLEASE Kick out HATE DOCTOR!!!"
DICK- "Three! The Hate Doctor is out of here, that leaves Lance Diamond and Christian Keenan both men want to return with a W which one will it be?"

The Hate Dr will not stand for this as he start to throw a fit.

The Hate Dr- "NO NO NO that's not how this works!"

He slides back into the ring and start punching Lance, and than Christian yanks him up, but The Hate Dr hits him with a right hand... and Christian is out cold? The Hate doctor exits the ring laughing after the ref forces him to. He slides something into his tights (ok it was a loaded punch I get it) Travis holds up his fist and shouts at the crowd.

The Hate Dr- "The Godly Punch bitches! McLovin ALWAYS gets it done... GET OFF ME REF!"

Lance has ascended the turnbuckle a little wobbly but still looking for a huge move. Christian stumbles to his feet after about a minuet or two of Lance taunting him verbally from the turnbuckle and Lance hits an amazing Diving neckbreaker!

DICK- "The Rough Cut! The Rough Cut!"

Lance hooks the outside leg, One.... Two.... Three!!!

DING DING DING

PAT- "He better thank The Hate Doctor for that win... still Christian didn't win so good match."

Kristine Otto: "Ladies and Gentleman... the winner..."

Lance interrupts her by taking the mic.

Lance- "Thanks hunny I got this. YOUR WINNER the man with class and cash, who's smile is insured for 1 million dollars, one half of the most Bad ass tag team in IWS being the Diamond Studds for those too simple to know...... LANCE DIAMOND Ladies and gentleman! Yea let's hear it for the winner!"

He applauded himself and takes a bow as everyone boos him not liking his poor sportsmanship at all. He knows this and smirks knowing it will just rub them even more the wrong way. Lance exits the ring and we fade out.

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Backstage Doc is messaging Jack to get him ready for his match which is up next. Jack has on his singlet and is listening to Mistress pep talk him.

Mistress Pain: "I do not like her trying to rain my property. Just like Raven will fall tonight I want you to make this giant fall. You have been very busy tonight and Mistress appreciates that. Right now I just want you to win forget about Legendary and forget about the rest of Indian Empire just focus on Mufasa, do you got that Jackie paper?"

Jack- "Yes Mistress I do."

Mistress Pain: "Good Doc and myself will be there at ringside. The Indian Empire will learn they will not be better than us and that's the bottom line. NOBODY is better than us do you all hear me?"

In unison Geronimo, Doc, & Jack all reply: "Yes Mistress"

She smiles at the sound of their unity and is quite pleased with herself and how in line she has her dogs. Tonight is just another battle in a larger war one that she fully intends to win. Scene fades.

DICK- "Mistress is not letting her earlier failure get to her is she?"
PAT- "Duh Dick! Like Mistress NEVER fails she just lets people think she did. Do you even know anything?"
DICK- "I know that up next Jack will face A GOLIATH in The Great Mufasa. Jack might be a machine, but he is still not a mountain of a man like The Great Mufasa. Mistress Pain and Doc will be at ringside as well as The Indian Empire it should be interesting."
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Singles w/ Managers

     
Jack Sinister _{w/ Doc & Mistress Pain} Vs. The Great Mufasa _{w/Electra King & Jafar}


            


DING DING DING!

Kristine Otto; "This match is a singles match and is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first from Bombay, India he is being accompanied by Jafar and Electra King, he stands at 7ft 3in tall and weighs in at 420lbs...... THE GREAT... MUfasaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"

"Da.ngr" by Jim Johnston plays The music plays and The massive Great Mufasa ducks out from behind the entrance. He raises his hands and shouts loud roaring like a lion. Jafar yells loudly in the air and points proudly at his giant. Beside them Mufasa's sister Electra King walks with them as they make their way to the ring.

Kashmir by Led Zeppelin plays The opening to Kashmir by Led Zeppelin plays through the PA System as the music kicks in Jack walks out from behind the curtain, his Mistress holding her whip and having him in a chain and collar. Doc stands next to her in a crop top reading MWO and small tight black shorts, he folds his arms next to her. She walked out and stood beside Jack smiling at her creature as he flexes his young muscles and and shakes his head to mentally hype up as he continues to walk to the ring. His hair spiked in a crazy way, his wrist are taped heavily and he is sporting black wrestling tights and boots.

Kristine Otto: "and his opponent now making his way to the ring from Bloomington, Indiana. He is being accompanied by Mistress Pain and Doc Stevens, he is The Machine..... JACK SINastARrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!"

Jack walks to the edge of the ring and his friends following him Mistress Pain whispers in his ear while looking at their enemies. Electra blows a kiss and winks at Jack as he crawls up into the ring when Mistress takes off the collar and spanks him playfully. Jack grabs the ropes as he stands on the ring apron and shakes them showing he is not intimidated by Mufasa's power. Jack shouts loudly while holding the top rope and enters the ring hoping up and down to stay loose as the match gets ready to start.

The match starts off with Jack hammering Mufasa with punches, but like usual he is a brick wall and shoves Jack into the ropes, the Machine rebounds with a clothesline and Mufasa stands tall looking down at Jack "Smallmister' he grabs Jack for a Chokeslam but Jack kicks him and attempts a belly to belly suplex, but Mufasa is able to block it with his weight. Mufasa cops Jack in the skull and sends the young guy wobbling back and falling to a sitting position. Mufasa thuds to him and slams a boot into Jack's face flooring him. He stands in the middle of the ring and holds up his arms as he places a foot on Jack's chest for a pinfall.
One... Two... Jack gets the shoulder up.

DICK- "What a lazy pin attempt by Mufasa!"
PAT- "So... he is GREAT!"

Mufasa bends down and pulls Jack up to his feet and goes for another chokeslam, this time Jack is faster and counters with a Casadora Arm Drag he grabs Mufasa's arm as he has him down and wrenches it behind his back but Mufasa gets to his feet and powers his arm back to the front of his body to hit Jack with a shoulder thrust and than another and than a back body toss. Jack is back up to his feet and Mufasa is charging at him so Jack yanks down on the ropes with his full body weight and sends the clumsy giant toppling over the top rope. Jack looks around and realizes he is alone in the ring. He flexes his arms and roars before climbing up the turnbuckle. Electra gets up on the ring apron to distract him while Jafar goes around the other side. Mistress Pain won't stand for that and yanks Electra off the ring apron she threatens to keep going if Jafar doesn't stop where he is. Jafar held his hands up and stood near The Great Mufasa encouraging the giant as he gets back to his feet. Jack is perched.... and he flips into the air landing on both men with a moonsault!

Mistress Pain: "Keep going Jackie paper!"

Jack gets up and staggers over to the ring he rolls in instinctively breaking any count out that could happen and than grabs Mufasa he drills him with a right fist and than slams his face into the side of the ring before shoving Mufasa into the ring. Jack enters too and stalks Mufasa with an intense look before applying his VERY aggressive cobra clutch sleeper!


DICK- "Anesthesia! Jack will normally keep it locked on until he can wrap his legs around his opponent's body and they pass out. It looks like he is having trouble locking this move fully in though Pat."
PAT- "Because the Great Mufasa is HUGE! Jack is still a little dude I am taller than Jack he can't hack it in the land of giants like Mufasa."


Mufasa powers his way out of the move and slams all his weight back onto Jack there is a pin attempt....
One... Two... Jack powers out of it and keeps his hands locked in a powerbomb position, but he can't get Mufasa up, Mufasa than reverses it with a back body toss. He turns slowly and grabs Jack he Irish whips jack to the corner and than delivers repeated back elbow strikes to his cornered opponent. Than Mufasa hits a Headbutt.

Jafar: "Show him a powerbomb!"

Mufasa grabs Jack like he had him earlier and lifts Jack up high in the air for a powerbomb holding him there, Jack punches Mufasa and than flips over him into a sunset flip pin.
One... Two... MUFASA just kicks out!!

DICK- "WOW that was close, and Jafar does not like that. It looks like him and Electra are worried that maybe The Machine will defeat their Giant."
PAT- "You're an idiot Dick they are not worried, you are worried. WHat??"


Jack locks his large arms around Mufasa's neck, but it doesn't stop him from getting up again. Jack lets go and hits a series of Kicks to midsection followed by OH MY GOD an Exploder Suplex! Jack rips off the straps of his singlet and points to the turnbuckle he rushes over and climbs up it feeling the rush of adrenaline. He attempts his 450 splash but Mufasa got his foot up and hits Jack in the jaw with his boot. Both men get back up and Mufasa hits an overhand chop he gets behind Jack and shouts loudly than applies. The Mufasa Grip!

DICK- "What a Two-handed skull vise."
PAT- "See he is impressive Dick what did I tell you? Just look at him! Jack is turning purple this could kill him!"


Doc attacks Jafar with a kick to the back of the knee and Mistress Pain yanks Electra's hair so she will scream before planting her with a DDT. Mufasa lets go of the hold and walks over to their side of the ring grumbling. Mistress Pain plays innocent as the ref warns her not to start anything. Mufasa is distracted by his sister's safety but remembers there is a match and turns around as Jack is pulling himself up with the ropes. Mufasa runs after him and an Jack leapfrogs over him! Mufasa picks up momentum off the ropes and steam rolls at Jack, but Jack catches him with a powerslam..NO he spins around three rotations before slamming Mufasa hard into the mat the entire ring shaking. SINISTER SLAM! The Machine gasp for breath as he tosses his arm over Mufasa and pulls a handful of his pants to hook his leg.
One... Two... Three!!!

DING DING DING

Doc slides into the ring and rolls Jack out quickly to meet their Mistress as Jafar had rushed into the ring after them both. Electra kneels over her brother who dizzily sits up. Jack is also dizzy but Doc is holding him up and Mistress Pain is grinning ear to ear at the anger from Indian Empire.

Kristine Otto: "Your winner... The Machine... Jack Sinister!"

Jack shouts "YES" and Doc continues to help hold him up, Mistress Pain holds up his arm as she verbally mocks the Indian Empire about how great her team of Oddities are. Jafar dares her to bring them back to him in the ring sitting on the middle rope.

DICK- "There you have it, wow what a display by Jack Sinister."
PAT- "I am just disgusted Dick.... wow... I mean what.... How... Oh my God... this just isn't right. What's going on in the world? Jack is like 5' 10.... Mufasa is 7 foot 3.... What the fuck?"
DICK- "Well you process that Pat there is still more to come ladies and gentlemen. Midsummer's Scream is just getting started."
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Off in the crowd we see Lance Diamond and his brother James sit down to enjoy the rest of the show. Making her IWS debut is interviewer Ashlee Marie, "The Toronto Triple Platinum" herself! She grins and brushes her blonde hair bashfully behind her ear as she approaches the Diamond Studds.

Ashlee Marie: "H-Hello Mr Diamond..."

James Ryder: "Whoa there babe we're not old men we are Diamond Studds, in case you haven't heard I am James Ryder and this here is my brother from another mother, but same papa. He is the greatest most glorious thing tho bless this or any other ring. He can dance, he can sing well damn girl he can do pretty much everything."

He smiles at Ashlee getting her to blush a little and Lance stands up straightening his suit before letting out a light chuckle and tapping his brother on the shoulder.

Lance: "haha this guy likes to over indulge, but he is no liar. No Ma'am. So what is it that you came out here all dressed up and hair done with a microphone for hunny?"

both men are bigger than her and you can tell she is a bit nervous, but she clears her throat and continues.

Ashlee Marie: "How does it feel after winning tonight? Some of the IWS fans are already blowing up the internet with how it is undeserving."

James Ryder: "They know NOTHING."

Lance: "James cool it bro. Hmmm what's your name sweetheart?  Well anyway.. It feels amazing like it does every time I win. I am an inspiration to these people and that's what they are too thickheaded to see, but that's alright by me. James won the IWS TV Championship our first night here and now I have beaten not one, not two, but three guys upon returning. This is a Studdly era darling and The Diamond Studds are here to be the best unlike all the rest. Are we done now?" 

The Hate Doctor enters the scene clapping slowly he steps up behind Ashlee Marie and stares down the brothers.

Travis McLovin: "That's cute how you think you can just show up and are something phenominal. You wouldn't have won that match if it hadn't been for The Godly punch I threw."

James Ryder: "You want to fight my brother than you got to go through me dude."

He cracks his knuckles and his neck showing he is ready to throw down if Travis does. McLovin just laughs and shakes his head.

Travis McLovin: "I am not some neanderthal, I will take this up with administration. see you around boys."

Ashlee watches him walk off feeling uncomfortable and tip towing out of the scene herself as Lance shakes his head and begins talking to James in whispers.
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DICK- "Ashlee better watch out sometimes the story is not always worth the danger."
PAT- "The hell it ain't"
DICK- "Pat that's why we call the action from up here in a booth."
PAT- "well yea but we don't have T&A to protect us."
DICK- "uh up next is a tag team match between The Natural Order and PrimoKlymaxx. Recently The Natural Order has made it a point to harass both Bambi and Primo. I have heard PrimoKlymaxxx tends to sell a lot of products not all family friendly, perhaps the Natural Order want to cleanse the IWS of them?"

Tag Team Match

                                    
'The Perfect Ten' Angel Love &
'The Wolf' Dolphus Dresden - The Natural Order  Vs.   The PrimoKlymaxxX -Alejandro Primo & Bambi Klymaxxx


DING DING DING!!!

Kristine Otto: "This is a tag team match and it is set for one fall, now making their way to the ring representing The Natural Order.... The Perfect Ten' Angel Love and The Wolf' Dolphus Dresden."

Moon Baby by Godsmack plays
Let's take a blast to the moon baby
I sit around wishing you well
how I'm craving you, yeah!
Every time I'm near you
I always wanna swallow you down
I'll be right here if ya' need me
In my life, I'll need you here, don't ask why
I'll never disappear
why is it everyday that I feel the pain?

Angel walked out beside Dresden and stand together in the group. Dresden looks at her and than slaps his face and smirked to the crowd in a sadistic way before he makes his way to the ring with Angel following behind.

Let's take a trip to the stars far away
where were you when I was down?

Dresden taunts on the middle rope telling the fans they better respect The Natural Order, and than he just stares at the crowd coldly as he bounced on the rope holding up one fist, Angel does the same thing standing next to his right. Their music fades and Dresden gets off the ropes discussing with Angel who will start the match.

:The Loud fog horns sound from Primo's Entrance before a bass beat trumps over it and -Me Too by Meghan Trainor plays The lights sparkle around the entrance curtain and Primo walks out he holds up his arms his back to the crowd stretched across his back is a blue cape with bedazzled lettering saying. "PRIMO" with the words. {"IF I was You I would wanna be me too."} He swings his cape to one side and than the other and is engulfed in smoke there is a long suspenseful pause as he spins off his cape and puts it on the ground as the smoke clears. Than he is rising it up with the words {"IF I was You I would wanna be me too."} and pulling off.... BAMBI APPEARS! She lets Primo spin her around and dip her to the music and than back into his arms so the fans could get a good look at him like he told her they would want. Than he takes her hand in his and his cape folded over the other and they walk to the ring. Primo lips off to a few guys as they try and grab at Bambi as they walk.

Kristine Otto: "And now entering the ring, They are the self proclaimed World's most Primo tag Team. Bambi Klymaxx and Alejandro Primo, the team of PRIMOKLYMAXXX!"

Primo holds the ropes open for Bambi and she steps through them before doing and enthusiastic cartwheel into a jumping split with the words again {"IF I was You I would wanna be me too."} Primo stands behind her and poses his biceps before pulling her gently to her feet. Primo turns his attention to Dresden and takes off his cape, and sunglasses handing them to Bambi. He kicks back his legs loosening up as the match begins the guys starting things off.

DICK- "Looks like Primo and Dresden will start things off here, I am looking forward to seeing what Primo and Bambi can really do as a team."
PAT- "They will crumble and she will wind up in my bed Dick plain and simple. Primo just doesn't satisfy like he did when part of The End why he thinks making his barbie doll is a good idea I don't get it. The Natural Order are just better athletes Dick not two dim witted sweethearts."

Dresden and Primo tie up, but Dresden is stronger locking on a front headlock. Primo backs him into the corner and forces a break but Dresden kicks Primo hard in the gut. He grabs his head and slams it into the turnbuckle. Irish whip to the corner, nope Primo reverses it with an Irish whip of his own. Primo follows up with an avalanche into the corner. He waits for Dresden to wobble a few steps towards him before hitting a superkick to the chest. Primo drops an elbow across Dresden's chest and then gets up fast to do it again. He stands up one more time and wiggles his hips around a few ladies in the crowd squealing, than preforms a Twisting Pendulum elbow drop. Primo hooks Dresden's legs for a cover.

One...

Two...

DICK- "Dresden kicks out it seems like Primo caught him off guard for a minuet."
PAT- "Rabid Sleep! Rabid Sleep!"

Primo charged at Dresden, but is caught in a nasty looking Sleeper hold Dresden grips tightly onto him backing himself and Primo into The Natural Order's corner. Angel tags in and kicks Primo a few times while Dresden holds his sleeper. Bambi climbs into the ring and smashes Dresden in the back of the head. The Ref decides to force Bambi out of the ring for her protection as Dresden glares at her and she shouts at him like a lunatic claiming he is a meanie! Dresden and Angel hit a doubleteam suplex and Angel attempts a fast pin on Primo.

One...

DICK- "Primo kicks out before the two count, it will take more to put him away tonight."
PAT- "It's strategy Dick.... come on man."

Angel hooks her arms around Primo and he easily picks himself up with her hooked around his neck and back, he slams himself backwards and sandwiches her in the corner and than he shakes his head and points at Bambi who is smiling and requesting a tag. He walks over and tags her in Bambi does another cartwheel into a leg drop across Angel's chest and than she hooks the leg...

One...

Angel kicks out, Bambi stands up and kicks Angel in the back as she sits up. She clinches her fist to resist the urge to scream in pain. Bambi mounts Angel's torso as she is grounded and than unleashes a flurry of punches. Angel fights back giving Bambi a rake to the eyes and kicks her away. Both ladies are up and Angel hit a clothesline on Bambi she drags Bambi over to the middle of the ring and she locks on a Border City Stretch. With her Sweet Dreams submission finisher locked on she looks to have this match win. Bambi struggles to get free, but she is unable to. Primo comes in and breaks up the submission, but Dresden clotheslines him out of the ring. Angel goes for a cover on Bambi finally showing a few signs of fatigue.

One...

Two...

DICK- "Bambi kicks out since Angel was a little too weak with her cover. I am not sure why she is so surprised."
PAT- "Because Dick! I mean how? Bambi isn't a fighter?"

Bambi stands back up and ducks as Angel swings at her. She delivers a Crotch clutch suplex and the fans go crazy. Bambi crawled over to her corner to make the tag, but Angel has her ankle. Bambi stands up and hits an ensiguri and than follows with a Bambi Bomb! She looks around with Primo at their corner jumping up and down and shouting out loud to get hyped for a tag. Angel crawls as does Bambi The Natural Order gets the tag first, but Bambi just in time tags in Primo. Dresden pauses as he rushed into the ring, and it gave Primo time to hop onto the top turnbuckle and than launch himself into Dresden with a lariat. Primo punches Dresden on the mat, and than stands up taunting for the crowds cheers. He looks at Dresden and attempts a running leg lariat, but Dresden shoves him onto the ropes and guillotines Primo he than holds him up and hits The Wolf Bite! The Wolf shakes his head and than crawls out of the ring and looks under the ring. Dresden gets out a trash can, this is all legal here. Bambi walks over to antagonize him, but Angel with a Love Injection right to the face! Bambi crashes to the floor, Dresden rolls her back into the ring and hands Angels something. She smirks and holds up handcuffs, she kicks Bambi and chokes her with her heel. Than she handcuffs Bambi to the middle rope and slaps her hard.

Angel: "You're stupid!"

Primo wobbles to his feet and grabs Angel from behind Greatness Implant! What a great looking crusafix driver! Primo tends to Bambi to make sure she is ok, and Dresden with a chair to the back! The Wolf slams the chair over Primo's skull and than jabs it onto Primo's ankle several times. Bambi starts to come back to reality as she hears Primo screaming and crying out in pain. She attempts to stop Dresden but realizes she is handcuffed. Dresden slams the chair over Primo again, and than traps his heel in between the steel before stomping twice on it. Than Dresden drops and elbow the chair wiggles off Primo's foot and Dresden looks over at Bambi.

Dresden: "Is this your man?"

The Wolf spits on her showing incredible disrespect before stomping on Primo's leg and than he applies his finishing submission the Forever More Figure Four, Primo doesn't even have a choice even though he fights off the urge to tap out way more than a regular man would. Bambi was telling Dresden to stomp, but he only wrenched harder. Primo finally taps and the disappointment is painted on his face.

Ding Ding Ding!

Kristine Otto: "You're winner by submission, The Natural Order."


The ref forces a break and Angel holds up Dresden's arm as well to get him to stop. She laughs at Bambi and slowly Dresden lets himself smirk feeling proud of himself. Medical staff comes out and cuts Bambie loose and puts Primo on a stretcher when Dresden and Angel make it to the back.

DICK- "I can't believe this guy, I think he gets worse the older he gets. Its disgusting."
PAT- "Hahaha!! That's great maybe these two will just quit now."
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There is a bunch of men lined up in Ref shirts outside of a very expensive looking RV/Bus. Walking in front of them is Ryan Sharpe.

Ryan Sharpe: "IWS will be moving, things will get even more dangerous if we do not establish some authority around here. Those shirts you have on they give you authority. The fines I make people pay will humiliate them and it will break their soul. I want people to know I am the Warden around here from now on and that will start tonight. If a Barbarian OR and Amazon lays hands on you, Pepper Spray them.... Taze them.... Punch their lights out it makes no difference to me. This is the Administration is the Law of our land and you are the enforcers of that law. You got that?"

All Officials: "Yes Sir!"

Ryan Sharpe: "Great now get out there and call those matches."

Our favorite backstage scoop artist Candi Apple approaches Ryan even though the sand is blowing and nearly knocking her over.

Candi Apple: "Mister Sharpe, Sir... IWS to Prison has been trending. People want to know how did this deal happen? Who paid for it? What will this mean for IWS? Some are hyped for it and some are frowning on it due to the fact most of the desert shows have been free or Indy prices."

She holds the mic getting the wind, but waiting for Ryan's response.

Ryan Sharpe: "Candy like always you are as clueless as the rest of the people. So what, big deal. Money, is a trend setter."

He walks off leaving Candi there by herself as she plants her face in her palm and than walks off herself.

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DICK- "Those were a lot of officials that Ryan Sharpe had lined up."
PAT- "I just checked my twitter and facebook, DICK we are going to PRISON! I should never have taken this booth for granted, the air conditioning, the hot sweaty bitches below my feet with soaked cleavage to look at. Oh God!"
DICK- "It will be alright Pat. We have to do what we have to do. Right now we need to call this match. The eXtinction championship. Three Stages of TruePain, Mistress Pain and Raven Trueblood have tried to get under the other's skin. Raven even went so far as to stage a false submission and putting a blemish on Mistress Pain's record. Mistress Pain has put Raven through some serious physical exertion and now these two will collide for the championship that Mistress Pain claims will always be hers."

3 Stages of TruePain Match(First Fall; Valley of Shadows DeathMatch, Second Fall; PainFull StripperPole Match , Third Fall; Electrified Submission Match)
and it is for the eXtinction Championship -  
                       
^{(The Champion)}Raven Trueblood vs. ^{(The Challenger)}Mistress Pain


DING DING DING!

Kristine Otto: Ladies and gentleman this is a 2 out of 3 falls TruePain match, each competitor has picked a specialty match. The first fall selected by the Champion Raven Trueblood is a Valley of Shadows DeathMatch, the ringside lights will be shut off and the wrestlers will have to fight by the moonlight. Mistress Pain has selected as the second fall a PainFull StripperPole Match, where a person must climb the stripper pole to gain a weapon of their choice before elegable for a pinfall or submission. Aaaaaaand the final fall if needed will be an Electrified Submission Match where the ring will be surrounded by electrified barbwire and the only way to win is to make your opponent submit. There is a 50 minuet time limit set for this match."

Dirrty by Christina Aguilera plays Mistress stands at the top of the ramp as she grinds her body. As she makes her way to the ring she cracks her whip on the ramp. Sliding under the ropes and then crawling seductively to the middle of the ring like a cat.

Kristine Otto: "Introducing first the challenger... she hails from Chicago, Illinois and is the longest reinging champion in IWS history.... MISTRESS PAIN!"

Dead souls by Nine Inch Nails plays the ramp turns blue as smoke fells the room and the music hits the pa system as raven walks onto the ramp. the fans boo him but he dont care. Raven holds up his eXtinction title non the less proud that he is champion and he did it all by himself. he taunts as pyros go off and walks down and slides into the ring. he then falls back into the corner and waits for his name to be called.

Kristine Otto: "and the Champion, he hails from Lakeland, Florida the IWS eXtinction Champion.... RAVEN TRUEBLOOD!"


Raven stands up and holds his title up smirking at Mistress Pain already the two trying to one up the other as far as head games goes. Kristine Otto exits the ring and the ref takes the exTinction title. Here we go....
Mistress starts with a kick to the gut and grabs Raven's head but he is stronger than her and counters with a belly to back side suplex. Raven grabs Pain and punches her aggressively before pulling her back to her feet and delivering an Irish whip to the corner. He charges at her but Pain ducks through the ropes she hits Raven with an forearm smash as he crashed into the turnbuckle. Pain climbs up the turnbuckle and hits a flying hurricarana on Raven. Both of them get to their feet fast and Pain strikes Raven hard backing him into the corner and chopping him down before the ref attempts to get her to back off (mostly just to keep the match going) Pain hits Raven with a clothesline and ascends the turnbuckle before diving and hitting a Diving crossbody she hooks Raven's leg. "COUNT REF!"

One...

Two...

Raven Kicks out!

DICK- "Impressive! She must have cat like eyes or something to hit all that in this darkened state."
PAT- "Really? She is Mistress Pain Dick! All her work is in the dark, Raven is an idiot."

Mistress Pain stomps on Raven's head and he gets back to his feet she grabs him, but he is STILL stronger than her he jerks her back to him with a belly to belly, Raven licks her face before tossing Pain over his head and to the mat hard. Pain grabs her back, but rolls to her stomach to push herself back up. Raven was on her with heavy strikes before he hits her with a headbutt. Raven laughs and than went to slam her into the turnbuckle, but Pain blocks it, she hits an elbow into his stomach, and than Raven with a russian legsweep. He covers her....

One...

Pain kicks out!

She gets back to her feet and ducks his punch and delivers a low blow, she delivers an Irish whips to the corner and than a knee strike. Raven thumps down on his ass. Pain smirks and does a sexy little dance before she rushed off the other side of the ring and goes for Impact Play but she missed the Bronco buster, OH she looks like she hit hard!

DICK- "oh my Pain did not land pretty."
PAT- "I am so ok with helping her Dick. I am here for you Mistress Pain!"

Raven uses the darkness and hits his Nail in the Back! The cutter hits Pain hard, Raven wants to continue the punishment as he gets out of the ring and grabs a trash can. Some fan mouths off to him and Raven threatens to hit him. A few that hear him boo and he enters the ring with the weapon. he tosses it past Pain and she swings at the noise, but Raven picks her up and hits the wicked path onto the trash can crunching it and Mistress Pain into the mat. People gasp and some boo. Raven sits up and laughs. "I AM A GOD and I am here to PUNISH YOU! HAHAHA!" Raven turns around and mocks Pain wishpering insults into her ear about her weakness. Raven goes for a pin after taking his good ol sweet time.

One...

Two...

MISTRESS PAIN KICKS OUT!

DICK- "That was close, Raven wasted time right there."
PAT- "Good because he is stupid, Mistress Pain is way smarter than him Dick just watch her turn this around."

Raven is starting to get angry. He grabs Pain and delivers some chops and shouts at her. Raven Irish whips her into the corner and crashes into her and the ref, after pushing the ref out of his way and she hits him with another Low Blow followed with The Mistress Bomb! The fans all cheer LOUDLY and Pain can't help herself she takes a bow in the middle of the dark ring ..... WAIT.... AJ Riot is on the top Turnbuckle! All Apologies! He hits a Flying elbow drop that takes her down even though she was standing. Riot pulls Pain up his dark eyes glaring at her through his mask. Riot delivers The Dying Quiver! He rolls out of the ring and crawls under it so Raven will not see him. Trueblood sees Pain down and he crawls over her covering her with his body.

One...

Two...

Three!!!

DICK- "Riot just Cost Pain a fall! The Real Riot is back Pat!"
PAT- "Sure he is this is Revelation again... He disposed of Riot deep in the desert we are rid of that dumbass. He will regret costing Pain that first fall believe me."

Kristine Otto: "The winner of the first fall is Raven Trueblood"

People boo that announcement, Raven is really drawing the hate from them in this match. Mistress Pain starts to come to a little as does Raven, he looks down at her and than at the pole that was at ringside with Daffney's crowbar hanging from it. He walks over to it and attempts to use the ring apron to get to the top of it. Pain rushes at him and knocks Raven off his shoulder hitting the pole. Mistress rolls out of the ring and looks under it. Riot fumbles out of the other side and into Raven. His friend ask what he is doing there? Raven doesn't like seeing Riot and punches him hard. Mistress Pain rushed off the ring steps and used the momentum to jump in the air and punch Raven in the face. She walks over and rubs her heel off Riot's face. She looks over at the stripper pole and spins around it seductively making sure she was able to kick Riot in the face. She laughs and spun away from the pole into an elbow to Raven's face. he pushed her into the pole getting a boo from some people that were enjoying her little dance show.

PAT- "BOOOOOO! What an artist! How dare you interrupt such work!"
DICK- "Calm down Pat."
PAT- "How can I we want to see some hot action not this guy's sick fetish Dick! If these people want to see anyone's fetish its mine!"

Raven once more manages to crawl up the ring apron he reaches for the crowbar, and Pain grabs his leg. Riot shakes his head as he stands up, he grabs Pain and hits Take the Call! what a great clothesline. Pain is sprawled out and Riot licks his lips. Raven hops down and gets into an argument with him. Riot claims he is there to help which just makes Raven shout at him. Some female makes her way to the ring she goes over to Raven and shouts at him for having her crowbar. He smirks and turns away from her. Daffey (the female) grabs the crowbar and fights with Raven for it. Riot grabs her, but this sends Raven off the deep end, he jerks the crowbar away from Daffney and hits Riot with it.

DICK- "What the hell is going on?"
PAT- "I think that's Raven's girlfriend? I am not sure, but she is not happy with him, that's women man..."

Pain is back up and bleeding a little, she sees Riot down and Raven over him with a weapon taunting. She hits him with a spin kick and than picks up the crowbar, she looks at Daffney almost sending the female into a trance and than hands her the crowbar. Pain steps over Riot and Raven and climbs up the pole wrapping her legs around it she grabs her whip and hops down. Raven is up, but Pain throws a look at Daffney and she hits Raven with a confused look on her face. He grabs the weapon from her and tosses it away. "What are you doing?" Daffney starts to cry like a little girl being confused. Pain uses the distraction to wrap her whip around Raven and choke him out. She rolls him back into the ring and carefully gets back in. She uses all her strnegth and lifts Raven on her shoulders to hit The PainKiller! She goes for the cover...

One...

Two...

Three!!!

DICK- "There you have it tied 1 to 1 now."
PAT- "I told you she would come back. Raven thought he could trick the title away from the champ ha!"

Sparks surround the ring as the barbwire that nobody really noticed until now lights up. Mistress Pain makes sure to stay in the center of the ring and she still has her weapon. She laughs and whips Raven he shouts but rushes away from her almost touching the wire but stops himself. Pain grabs Raven with a roll up.

One...

Two...

Raven kicks out!

Pain rushes at him and he dodges out of the way, she halts on the breaks before slamming into the electrified wire. Raven and her meet up again slugging it out. Pain is taken down and Raven starts laughing. He looks over at Riot and grumbles at him. "I don't need YOU!" He picks up Mistress Pain and she kicks him in the gut. Pain attempts a suplex, but is unable to lift Raven he hits her with a clothesline. Raven sits up with a twisted smirk some of Pain's blood on his body. He lifts her up and points at the corner. Raven rushes her to the corner to smash her face on the turnbuckle, but Pain blocks him. She delivers an elbow to him and than a Hurricarana.

DICK- "That lady girl Daffney is hugging her crowbar, I still think that her and Riot being at ringside is a bit fishy for me Pat."
PAT- "I agree didn't anyone hear Raven he can do this alone. Come on Mistress Pain let's go what the hell?"

Pain went for a pinfall.

One...

Two... Raven Kicks out right after the two.

Pain grumbles and smashes a knee into his face. She backs off him to let Raven stagger to his feet, she has her whip and starts smacking him hard with it. Raven grabs her whip and yanks her towards him. Pain counters with a dropkick.... OMG RAVEN!!!!

DICK- "Raven just hit that electrified wire!"
PAT- "YES!"

Mistress Pain laughs and uses her whip to lasso Raven and jerk him away from the electric current. She lets him lie on the ground for awhile before she drops another knee smash on him, and than stands there for the pinfall.

One...

Two...

RAVEN AGAIN KICKS OUT!

DICK- "Amazing! There is still some fight left in Raven after all!"
PAT- "Mistress Pain has just as much endurance if not more!"

Pain can't believe it at ringside Riot mocks her and than he pulls himself up and slaps the mat to get Raven's attention. Pain grabs Raven from behind and chokes him with her whip making sure Riot can see all of it. She laughs and pulls harder Raven struggles to get out of the hold since the ropes are just gonna fry him again. Than Raven rolls over her and puts himself into the electric current also shocking Pain as he does so. She drops the hold to get away from him and Raven struggles to get back up as well.

Both have a lot out of them after being shocked, Raven stands up he locks on THE CROSS, but wait.... Pain reverses it there is a pin!!!

One...

Two...

KICK OUT!!!

DICK- "Raven still kicks out, but that was so close for Mistress Pain."
PAT- "That was a THREE DICK WHAT THE FUCK?!?!"

Pain screams and than Daffney screams. Pain stands up and knee's Raven she pulls him to her feet and than she gets THE CROSS?! Pain steals Ravens finisher! He screams to get out of the hold, and on the outside of the ring Daffney is screaming to be louder than anyone else. Raven manages to power his way out, but it has taken nearly everything out of him. Pain released him before she lost too much of her stamina left. She lines him up and what's this now?! She hits THE DYING QUIVER! She makes a V with her hand and licks her hand while looking at Riot, his eyes burn with fury as she rolls around and hooks Raven's leg counting with the Ref.

One...

Two...

Three!!!

DICK- "Mistress Pain is the NEW IWS eXtinction champion!"
PAT- "YES I TOLD YOU DICK! YES!"

DING DING DING!

Kristine Otto: "Here is your winner... and NEW IWS eXtinction champion.... MISTRESS PAIN!"

The electric to the ropes has been cut and Pain kicks Raven out of the ring.

Mistress Pain: "Get this trash out of my ring."

Daffney hold onto Raven and looks up as Mistress Pain steps out of the ring and sticks her tongue out at both of them before cackling in her victory. Riot looks at her eye to eye as she motions for him to bring it. She pats her eXtinction title that rest on her shoulder not showing any intimidation even with the blood still crusted onto her face.

DICK- "Pain is not phased by anyone at ringside it seems."
PAT- "Why should she be? She doesn't need her Oddities to get her anywhere and Raven's own fucked up girlfriend can't even help him right. He should be mad at AJ Riot if it hadn't been for him than Mistress Pain wouldn't have electrocuted him he would have been done with this match in two falls. Mistress Pain just proved why she is the most menacing force in IWS right now not even the IWS Universe Champion could compete with her Dick....No Way."


Mistress is joined by Doc, Geronimo, and Jack. Doc and Jack hoist her up on their shoulders with Geronimo squealing around with excitement. "MISTRESS MISTRESS MISTRESS! YAY!" The fans are booing them, but right now Pain and her Oddities will not have their spirits dropped.

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Cameras go to the medics tent, there is a few voices competing to be heard as the camera gets closer. Primo is tossing bed pans (empty) across the tend as the medics tell him he will need a cast on his ankle.


Primo- "This is BULLSHIT!"


He nearly falls out of the medical bed and falls back slamming his fist against his sides to try and keep from blowing up. It really looks like he wants to cry but is not permitting himself. He covers his face with his hands feeling a huge sinking feeling in his chest. He lets out a large scream before the medics clear the tent as he tosses more objects at them. Outside the tent Bambi is there with medical tape around her right wrist where the handcuff was. She only sprang it when she tried to stop the assult on Primo, but the guy insisted she let him wrap her wrist. A doctor sees her outside the tent and stops her from entering.


Head Doctor- "I wouldn't go in there Miss that guy is a little heated at the moment. We've ordered some tranquilizers to calm him down though."



Bambi- "Like that is my Primo so move yourself, he needs me!"

She says as she pushes past the doctor and into the tent to see a very tense Primo laying on the white linen bed. Bambi approaches slowly and puts her hand on his and whispers his name which instantly eases him a bit.

Bambi- "I'm so totally here, like how bad is it?"


He tries not to look at her so she can't see the tears that are rolling down his cheeks. The touch of her hand and the sound of her saying his name did make him feel better, but he can feel the medical tape on her and that is his fault. He is the Primo he should have been better and able to protect her.


Primo- "I have to wear a cast, I will be out for eight weeks if everything goes ok."

He kept it simple so as not to give anything away about how upset he is. Now he won't be able to wrestle with her, they will get shoved back ONCE AGAIN from the tag title picture. How is he suppose to prove to everyone that him and Bambi are the best team in not just IWS history but all wrestling ever, perhaps all time. He believes it he just wants everyone else to believe it.


Bambi- "It's ok, we will try again when you're all better. Besides like my wrist hurts anyways."

It seemed weird that he wouldn't look at her, but maybe he didn't want the doctor to know he is in pain because she knew it had to hurt especially from the way his voice sounded, but then again that I bet they're a bunch of meanies.

Bambi- "You some guy wasn't going like let me see, said something about you freaking out, but whatever, I told him that my Primo needs me and nothing was going to keep me out!"


Primo- "awe really?"


he feels embarrassed now and very overwhelmed anyone would speak up for him at all let alone Bambi, he is even at a loss for words. He sighs and lets Bambi hold his hand as we fade away from them.

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6 Man Tag Team Falls Count Anywhere Match
                               
Adam McGavin/Brosie Harper/ Sheamus Moses- The Fall of Adam  Vs.
                                           
The Nasty Nameths - Joe ' the Boss of Thunder' Nameth/ Freddy Nameth/ Dwayne Nameth



Broken dreams by Shaman's Harvest plays and the three walk out in a fog around them. Moses has an eire smirk, Harper looks, hungry, and their leader Adam whips his hair out of his face and holds up his arms before leading the men down to the ring.



Kristine Otto: "Now making their way to the ring, being lead by The Chosen One; Adam McGavin....The Fall of ADAM."



Adam slides into the ring and lays there while Moses and Harper climb up the turnbuckles. Adam kneels and spins around to his team mates before bowing and standing up to take the mic off of Kristine.


The Chosen One: "Very nice... now cut the damn music. We are... The Fall of Adam. what dreams you have we will break. There is no salvation, there is no light. only the sad reality that we are taking over. The Cajun Wrecking Ball, Sheamus Moses.... The man I want to call the Eater of Souls Brodie "Deadeye" Harper. I am The Chosen One, I am The American Nightmare, this is the beginning... are you scared?"



Namthe's Theme. A heart beats and then there is the sound of a monitor flatlining, the drum beat is joined by a guitar and The Nasty Nameths walk out together, and make their way into the ring. They take time each to play to the fans and then enter the ring.



Kristine Otto: "And their opponents, Dwayne, Freddy, and Joey Nameth, the Nasty Nameths!"


PAT- "Lemme be frank for a minute…"
DICK- "Alright."
Frank: *psst… it's actually just Pat speaking in a deeper voice* Dem good ol boys are in for a world of hurt at the hands of the Fall of Adam.
Dick: You can't expect me to call you Frank from here on out.
Frank: *psst… it's still Pat* Has it been a minute yet?
Dick: Surely it has not.
Frank: *it's actually Pat* No I'm Frank!
Dick: I kn-
Shirley: *it's actually Pat, but this time he's speaking in falsetto with an old timey Dixie twang* I'm Shirley. Surely you can tell the difference between Franklin and myself, can you not?
Dick: I… uhh…
Pat: *it's actually… oh, nvmd* How's Frank doing?
Dick: Frank's good. So is Shirley.
Pat: Who the fuck is Shirley?
Dick: Great question. Anyway, we got a match about to start.
Pat: Oh yeah, dem good ol boys vs the fall of Adam. If I can be frank for a minute *Dick groans* that Adam creeps me the fuck out.
Dick: No weird voice this time?
Pat: Why would I need a weird voice to be honest?
Dick: Good question, Patrick!



*ding ding ding*



Sheamus Moses and Freddy Nameth start off with a collar-elbow tie up. After a bit of jockeying for position, Sheamus stomps on Freddy's foot and gains control. Sheamus sends Freddy into the ropes and braces himself for a shoulder tackle, but Freddy knocks Sheamus over. Freddy takes off for the ropes again and Sheamus hops to his feet to try his luck again, and again Freddy knocks him down. Freddy bounces off the ropes again but Sheamus rolls out of the ring. Freddy bounces off the ropes a few times while the fans cheer him on.



Adam and Brodie hop down off the apron and huddle up with Sheamus. Freddy stops running, and he and his brothers take a moment to pander to the crowd. Freddy checks on FoA and sees they're still huddled up, so he takes off and bounces off the far ropes and comes flying off them and dives through the ropes and knocks over FoA, much to the delight of the crowd. Freddy hops up to his feet and the cheers only get louder! Freddy picks up Sheamus and rolls him back into the ring before following him. Freddy makes the quick cover but Sheamus kicks out after one. Freddy tries a quick cover again, but Sheamus kicks out before the ref can even count one.



Freddy lifts up Sheamus and throws him into the ropes. Freddy bends over and telegraphs his next move so Sheamus has time to adjust and stops short of Freddy and gives him a sharp kick in the shoulder. Sheamus follows up with a couple of stiff forearms to Freddy's back. Sheamus sends Freddy flying into the corner and Sheamus follows right behind him with a cross body splash. Sheamus makes the tag to Brodie. The Eater of Souls comes in and continues the attack on Freddy. Brodie delivers some punches and then starts too choke Freddy with his elbow, before the referee forces him to break. Adam McGavin tags himself in and picks up where Brodie left off. Freddy is trying to cover himself up, but is doing so unsuccessfully. While Adam wails away on Freddy, Sheamus runs into the ring and charges at Joey and Dwayne. Sheamus lands an elbow on Joey, but Dwayne manages to jump off the apron in time. The ref turns away from Adam and Freddy and runs over to control the chaos that's happening on the other side of the ring.



Brodie reaches down to the mat and grabs Adams' spike, hands it to Adam, and then Brodie wraps his arm around Freddy's neck to keep him from moving. Adam twirls the spike in his hands and raises it high above his head while he walks around the ring taunting Freddy, the fans, and Dwayne and Joey. Joey and Dwayne try to get into the ring but the ref stops them and tries to get them back outside of the ring to regain control of the match. Adam lets out a laugh as he turns and walks toward Freddy. Adam grabs Freddy's face with his left hand and raises his right hand high in the air and thrusts it downward to stab Freddy in the forehead. Freddy doesn't even flinch and Adam stops his hand just before the spike reaches Freddy's head. Adam smiles and laughs at Freddy's braveness. Adam starts to toss the spike to the side, but quickly changes his mind and starts to carve at Freddy's head, cutting him open pretty good. Brodie signals to Adam that the ref is coming back, Adam ditches the spike, and Brodie and Adam release their holds on Freddy. Freddy falls to the ground in a heap, dripping blood all over the mat. Sheamus climbs back through the ropes and turns and taunts the crowd. The ref checks on Freddy and then questions Adam and Brodie about the blood flowing from Freddy's head, both Adam and Brodie pretend they have no idea how that happened. The ref puts on some gloves and goes over to grab a towel from the time keeper and comes back to tend to Freddy's cut, but after a moment, Adam shoves the ref away and starts wailing away at Freddy's head. As the blood splatters from each punch, the crowd boos more and more. While they're normally great fans of the tremendous violence that Adam is inflicting, they don't like it when the violence occurs because of the underhanded tactics that the Fall of Adam used. Adam takes a break from his beatdown to help Freddy out by wiping Freddy's forehead clean of the blood. Adam then takes the blood and smears it under his eyes, mocking the Nameth's exaggerated eye black.



"Duuuhh… we dem boyzzz!" Adam shouts, mocking the backwoods Nameths.



This break was just long enough to allow Freddy to recover, and when Adam redirected his attention to Freddy, Freddy rakes Adam's eyes and hits a flash DDT! Freddy starts the long climb back to his corner to try and tag in one of his brothers. Adam starts to crawl to his corner, also hoping to make a tag. Freddy has almost made it there, he looks back and sees Adam tag in Brodie. Brodie starts to charge for Freddy, but before Brodie can get there, he dives and makes the tag to the Boss of Thunder, Joey Nameth!



Brodie immediately stops in his tracks and starts to retreat while the fans cheer, and they cheer quite wildly, I might add. Adam yells something to Brodie, and Brodie starts to walk towards Joey. Joey dares Brodie to punch him, and Brodie does, but Joey blocks it and counters with a punch of his own. Joey dares Brodie again, and Brodie tries and fails again. Joey decides to stop with the games and starts repeatedly punching Brodie! Joey throws Brodie into the ropes and follows up right behind him, and Joey clothesline Brodie out onto the floor! Adam sends Sheamus in to try and attack Joey from behind, but Joey ducks the attack and pulls down on the top rope, low bridging Sheamus, causing Sheamus topple out of the ring and land on Brodie! Adam comes in, spike in hand, and charges at Joey! But Joey sidesteps the attack and uses Adam's momentum against him and sends him over the top rope! Joey surveys the damage outside of the ring and tags in Dwayne, who's jumping up and down to get into the ring. Dwayne rushes over to where FoA is all down and recovering. Dwayne looks at the ropes on the opposite side of the ring and again at the Fall of Adam. Dwayne takes off for the ropes, bounces off hard, and flips over the top rope and hits the Fall of Adam (who had just gotten back to their feet) with a tope con hilo!



The fans go wild and start chanting "Holy Shit!" Dwayne picks up Sheamus and rolls back into the ring. Dwayne makes the pinfall attempt!



One.



Two..



Thr…



NO! Sheamus kicks out before the ref counts the three! Dwayne picks up Sheamus and hits the Element Solution! But instead of going for the pin, he tags in Freddy. Freddy quickly hops to the top rope and sets up for the Mississippi Splash! Freddy leaps and out from outside Adam reaches in and grabs Sheamus dragging him out of harms way. Freddy sees this at the last second and tries to adjust but just ends up landing awkwardly on his right shoulder. Adam and Brodie push Sheamus back in to make the cover, then Adam and Brodie run over and yank Joey and Dwayne off the apron and they start brawling on the outside.



Sheamus makes the cover!


One.


Two..


Thr…



NO! Freddy kicks out at the last second. Sheamus can't believe it and double checks with the ref. Freddy sits up rubbing his shoulder and trying to work it back into shape, and at the same time, he's dripping blood all over the ring. Outside the ring, Adam and Brodie have managed to gain the upper hand through some under handed tactics, Brodie is alternating chair shots on the fallen Dwayne and Joey, while Adam runs back over to his corner and shouts for Sheamus to tag him in. Sheamus grabs Freddy by the ear and drags him to the corner and tags in Adam. Adam calls for The Fall and Sheamus sets Freddy up and power bombs him into Adam who hits a Contra Code! Adam makes the cover!



One.


Two..


THREE!



Kristine: Winner, by pinfall, the Fall of Adam!



On the outside of the ring, Joey and Dwayne have turned the tables on Brodie and have tossed him into the crowd. In the ring, Adam and Sheamus are setting up Freddy for the Fall. Joey and Dwayne slide into the ring. Joey clothesline Adam from behind and picks him up and throws him over the top rope, while Dwayne levels Sheamus and sends him out of the ring. Freddy collapses in a heap in the center of the ring, and his brothers call for some medics to come down. The Fall of Adam gather and head back while Broken Dreams by Shaman's Harvest plays over the speaker.


Dick: What a battle that was! I think Freddy lost a gallon of blood!
Pat: I think I lost a gallon of semen during that match! Violence like that turns me on almost as much as a hooker with a bloody nose
Dick: What. The. Fuck?!

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Somewhere off by a rock in the desert.

Josie is holding her IWS TV Championship, Shane is pouring champagne for her with a big smile on his face.

Josie Pleasure: "Midsummer's Scream is not over yet, we still need to win those tag team titles off that worm!"

Mary Jane is holding Blake's shoulders and than he stands up he has his black towel over his face.

Dorian Blake: "I also have to retain this... I will have Paroxysm's face before the night is over and all of Legendary will be showered in gold."

Shane and Josie chuckle as does Mary Jane, but Blake doesn't realize what he said. Shane nods and takes over.

Shane Trudex: "Yea because Legendary are the real Bad asses in IWS we are Living Legends and we are what draws people. Come on babe let's go kick some ass."

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Tornado Hellstorm Match
and it is for the IWS World Tag Team Championship
     
^{(The Champions)} D.o.P.E.                Vs.            Legendary
Vs. Worlds.Greatest.American.Throwback    Vs. MaDDCa$h
            


Out from the back appears a wooden door. There is a knock at the door, the crowd shouts who is it. "Panda" Panda who? The crowd shouts back. "Panda panda panda!" the door swings open and out steps a …

Dick: "HOLY FUCK IT'S A LIVE PANDA!"
Pat: "Aww, isn't it so cute Dick? He's just a cute little fellow."
Dick: "Pat, panda's are cute when they're fenced in. When they're not, they're murderous, bloodthirsty, bears. BEARS!"
Pat: "He's not that bad."

Pat gets up and takes his headset off and heads up to play with the panda.

Dick: "YOU'RE TAKING YOUR LIFE INTO YOUR OWN HANDS PATRICK, I WILL NOT SAVE YOU LIKE THE LAST TIME YOU FELL INTO THE GORILLA CAGE THIS YEAR!"

Pat turns and shrugs Dick off, and then he keeps walking. Eventually Mark Maddow and Aidan Ca$h come strolling out from the back while the Panda frolics freely. Pat gets to the panda and sticks his hand out for the panda to sniff. The panda sniffs for a moment and then quickly grabs Pat and lifts him up in the air. The crowd gasps and a few people start to scream. Pat, however, remains calm and converses with the 300 pound as if it’s a baby or a puppy. And, likely due to Pat's calmness, the panda does not eat his face off, no, instead the panda lifts Pat high enough and lets Pat take a seat on his back. The crowd lets out a collective sigh. with a few groans of disappointment, these fans are savage.

Pat: "Weeeeeeeee!! This is fun!"

The Panda and Pat do a lap of the ring, before Pat steers the panda to the announcers table. Pat takes one of the headsets that is normally for guest commentators and puts it on the panda's head, and then Pat puts on his own headset. In between the panda's heavy breathing, Dick can be heard weeping in fear.

Back up he ramp, Aidan is pulling a large coleman cooler and Mark is carrying a couple chairs. Instead of heading to the ring, MaddCa$h bypass it and set up their seats and cooler next to Pat and the panda. Aidan grabs a couple of headsets for him and Maddow. He takes a moment to pet the panda and then hands Dick, Pat and the panda a 16oz PBR.

Aidan: Don't you guys just love this guy?

Pat: Yeah, he's great!
Dick: N-n-n-not really.

Aidan: Ahh… Gao Gao isn't so bad, he's a good boy, yes you are!

Dick: This is Gao Gao? From the San Diego zoo?!

Aidan: No, this is Gao Gao from east brooklyn. He's a real mensch once you get to know him. Huge Yankees fan.

Dick: He is?

Aidan: Hell no! This is Gao Gao from the San Diego zoo. They have so many god damn pandas there, I didn't think they'd mind one being borrowed for a bit.

Dick: Aidan, I can't believe you would be so wreckless…

Gao Gao: raaawwwwrrrr!

Aidan: Oh shnap Dick, you better be nice to me. Gao Gao likes me and he gets worked up really easily.

And with that Aidan finishes his beer, stands up, burps, and throws the empty can at Dick's head. Dick starts to react but then sees Gao Gao and quiets up.


Kristine Otto: Introducing first, weighing in at a combined 462 pounds, and getting drunk with a panda right now, the team of Mark Maddow and Aidan Cash: MaddCa$h!

The fans start to boo, which causes Gao Gao to rear back and roar, the fans quickly start cheering and Gao Gao sits back down.

"Heroes" by Jim Johnston plays and Ross & Biggs walk out slapping their heads and hyped up for the match. Marky Shagwell walks out with his huge top hat and sexy looking shades. He licks his lips and rubs his fingers over his goatee before hyping up his boy each with a chop to the chest and sends them to the ring running. Ross & Biggs slide in the ring and pose for the crowd.


Kristine Otto: Up next, weighing in at a combined 465 pounds, accompanied by Marky Shagwell, they are the Worlds Greatest American Throwback, Marley Ross and Jordan Biggs!

Ross tosses his version of "the terrible towel" out into the crowd and than backflips off the turnbuckle. Him and Jordan both seem like they need to lay off the RedBull a little.

Dragon in Me by Seether begins to play and Josie and Shane step onto the stage as Josie grinds her hips from side to side in front of a posing Shane, slowly working her hands up the sides of her body before turning to make out with Shane briefly. Josie turns and flashes a twisted smile holding up her TV Title arrogantly as she strolls down the ramp never taking her eyes off the ring that lies before her. Josie slides into the ring and Shane climbs in behind her. Shane and Josie climb opposite turnbuckles and raise their arms in the air.


Kristine Otto: Up next, weighing in at a combined 345 pounds, they are Legendary. The team of IWS TV Champion, Josie Pleasure and Shane Trudex!

The fans boo them and Josie and Shane laugh before sharing another deep kiss only to draw more boos from their jealous audience.

Dope by Tyga plays and out from the back comes Brandon Young and Judas Tyme. B Young is a bundle of energy while Judas watches on with a smirk holding his tag title up simular to how Josie held up her tv title. Young races down to the ring and does a lap around it while Judas makes his way down. The champs make their way into the ring.


Kristine Otto: And finally, the defending iWs Tag Team champions, weighing in at 481 pounds, they are D.O.P.E., Brandon Young and Judas Tyme!

Pat: "And here are the Champions, DOPE! These guys are SWIFT!"

Mark: "And you can't teach that!"

The fans start chanting "Poke-mon! Poke-mon!" B Young gets excited by this and starts running back and forth in the ring. Judas gets him to calm down and Brandon and Judas hand over their titles to the official who hands them to the time keeper who hides them from Gao Gao, who thinks the shiny gold belts are pretty.

*ding ding ding*


Dick: Now, this is a Tornado Hellstorm Tag Team match for the iWs Tag Team titles. That means that two men, no, I mean participants will be in the ring at all times, anyone can tag in anyone, and the first person to pin or submit their opponent will be the winner.

Aidan: Right you are Dick. The champs are at a real disadvantage, they don't even have to be involved in the pinfall to lose the titles.

Dick: Right you are Aidan.

Aidan: And they have two other teams gunning for their titles!

Dick: Don't you mean three?

Aidan: No, Dick, I only see two other teams up there.

Mark: We might need to get you eye sight checked, ol' one eye.

Dick: "One eye? I don't get it… '
Pat: "AHAHAHA I do… DICK. '
Dick: "I still don't get it. But whatever. In addition to the three teams on the apron, you're also in this match. '

Aidan: No, I'm not, I'm on commentary with you and Pat and Mark and Gao Gao, duh.

Pat: "Yeah, duh, One Eye."
Dick: *sigh*

Brandon and Shane start out in the ring. They circle each other for a moment before Brandon raises his hand up for a feats of strength tie up with Shane. Shane looks at the smaller Brandon, shrugs his shoulders and smirks the smirk that only Shane Trudex can smirk, and obliges Brandon. Brandon catches Shane off guard, and is about to get the better of him, before Shane takes advantage by making Brandon think there was a sale going on in the stands for some leopard print pants. Shane taps his head a few times, showing off his superior intelligence and works B Young in to a headlock and brings him over to his corner to tag in Josie. Shane holds B Young and Josie delivers a kick to his gut, before taking over the headlock, working in a hip toss and holding onto a side head lock, wrenching on B Youngs neck. Judas reaches out as far as he can, which is quite far, but not far enough in this case.

B Young wiggles and squirms and worms his way over to get his foot on the rope to force a break, but unfortunately for him, there are no rope breaks in a Tornado Hellstorm match. Judas jumps off the apron and runs over and yanks on Brandon's leg. Josie, faced with the possibility of falling onto the ground, decides to release the headlock.

Josie kips up to her feet while Judas and Brandon are discussing strategy on the outside. Shane jumps down from the apron and starts arguing with DOPE. Josie runs and bounces off the far ropes before diving through the middle and top ropes and hits DOPE with a suicide dive! The fans start chanting "HOLY SHIT!"

Aidan: I tell ya what, I don't like her as a person, mostly because of her friendship with Delorian Balakay, buuuuut… damn, Josie is one badass bitch.

Gao Gao: raawwwwrrr!

Pat: That's a great point, Gao Gao!

Josie and Shane roll Brandon Young back in the ring and Josie goes for the quick cover but it only gets two. Josie sits Brandon up, stands behind him, stretching his arms out wide and drives her knees into his back.

Aidan: Yowch! I tell ya what, I've been on the receiving end of that before, those knees are like razors. She aims higher on the back than most do, which really helps set up her finisher, the Cattle Mutilation.

Dick: Aidan… that's a very good observation, thank you.

Aidan: Yeah, anytime ol' one eye.

Josie delivers another knee to the middle of the shoulder blades. She releases Brandon's arms, bounces off the ropes, and nails him with a shining wizard to Brandon's face! Josie goes for the cover!

One.

Two..

Th…

NO! Judas breaks it up before she can get the three. Shane runs in an starts brawling with Judas. Marley and Jordan, who have been watchers for the first part of the match also jump in the ring and everyone starts fighting everyone!

Pat: PANDA PNEUMONIA!

Gao Gao: *sneeze sneeze*

Aidan: Bless you, Gao Gao. Patrick, I think you meant pandemonium, and it sure as shit is. I really wish I was in this match to join in the fun.

Dick: Well.. Technically, you are.

Aidan: Am not.

Dick: Are too.

Aidan: That's like, your opinion, man.

Marley and Jordan, all amped up from having to stand around and watch have suplexed everything in the ring, including the ref. But they said they were just joking and the ref said it was okay and that sometimes boys will be boys and those things happen and he gave Marley a pat on the back and the fans cheered. Marky Shagwell jumped up on the apron to celebrate and Jordan almost german suplexed him too, but Marley stopped him.

Finally the ref gains control of the action, and it's back to B Young and Josie. As they're circling each other, they circle a bit wider than intended and Jordan reaches out and tags Josie. Brandon surveys the new comer and decides to go over and tag in the big man, Judas Tyme. Judas steps over the top rope and him and Jordan tie up. Judas has the height advantage, which can't be taught, but Jordan has the strength advantage. Biggs wins the tie up and quickly pivots to Judas' back and gets him up in the air and down on the ground for a take down. Jordan works quickly to get an armbar, but can't get it in completely and Judas is able to wiggle free and get back to his feet.

They tie up again and this time Judas wins with a knee to the gut. Judas sends Jordan into the ropes, Jordan bounces off and tries a shoulder tackle on Judas, but Judas doesn't budge. Jordan decides to try it again and bounces off the ropes again, and again, Judas doesn't budge. Jordan, more determined then before, runs hard off the ropes and runs right into Judas' size 24 boot. Jordan falls to the ground hard, Judas hits a leg drop, and goes for the pin, but Shane comes in and breaks it up before it gets to one.

Jordan goes to whip Judas into the corner, but Judas reverses and whips Jordan into the corner. Marley tags himself in and steps into the ring sizing up the much larger Judas. Marley walks up to Judas and starts like he's gonna attack him, but Judas sticks his arm out and presses his hand against Marley's head. Marley swings away trying to get to Judas but can't. On the apron, B Young is howling with laughter and even falls down. Marley takes advantage of this distraction and manages to lift Judas' arm and twist it behind Judas' back and then work it into a take down. Marley does some crazy ass mat based moves before getting an ankle lock! Judas, remembering that the rope won't break the hold, pulls himself over to Brandon and makes a tag, which does force the break.

Mark: I think it's about that time…

Aidan: Is it that time?

Mark: Yup.

Aidan: Alright. Pat, you keep control of Gao Gao and prevent him from going into a murderous rage, can you do that?

Pat: *takes a nice long rip from his water bong that he's plopped down on the announce table* *cough cough* of cour… *cough* of course I can buddy.

Aidan: Yass yass… that's a good man. *turns and pets Gao Gao* and you’re a good man too Gao Gao

Gao Gao: raaaawr

Aidan hands Gao Gao some bamboo, and then he and Mark take off their headsets and walk away from the announce table. On their way they knock off Marky Shagwell's hat. Shagwell turns to fight but stops in his tracks when Aidan gives him a big smile and a pat on the back. Aidan chugs the rest of his beer and chucks it into the crowd, Mark lets out a drunken belch, and MaddCa$h walk backstage.

Dick: Wait, where are they going? I thought they were gonna join the match.
Pat: Wait… who went… went… where did what go?
Dick: *sigh*

Meanwhile, action has been going on in the ring. Brandon Young has gained control of Marley and hits the…

Dick: DISRESPECTFUL YOUTH! BRANDON WITH THE PIN!

One.

Two..

Thre…

NO! Jordan breaks it up at the last second. Judas comes in and starts brawling with Jordan! Brandon whips Marley into the corner and Shane tags himself in, but Brandon doesn't see it and he continues his attack on Marley. Brandon hits a snap suplex on Marley from out of the corner and then climbs the top turn buckle and goes for a flying elbow, but Shane shoves him off! Shane scurries to the top rope and hits a frog splash on Brandon and goes for the pin! Jordan and Judas are outside the ring brawling and Josie runs in and drags Marley out of the ring!

One.

Two..

Thr…

NO! Brandon kicks out at the last second! Shane can't believe it and starts arguing with the ref! Brandon recovers to his feet. Judas throws Jordan into the barricade and climbs back onto the apron. Brandon runs up behind Shane and hits a zig zag! Then Brandon runs over to tag in Judas. Judas climbs to the top and hits the Wish Upon A Star! Judas goes for the pin.

Just then, Aidan and Mark Maddow start to walk back towards the ring with another coleman cooler! Jordan Biggs gets up from the ringside area and tries to run in to break up the pin, but he trips over Aidan's cooler!

One.

Josie, seeing whats going on, ditches Marley and runs in to break up the pin!

Two..

But Brandon cuts her off!

Aidan and Mark chug a beer!

THREE!

Kristine Otto: Your winner, and still tag team champions, D.O.PE.!

Gao Gao: raawwwr!

Pat: I couldn't have said it better myself!

The official hands the belts to Judas and Brandon. Marky Shagwell consoles Marley and Jordan. Josie and Shane retreat up the ramp. Aidan and Mark toss Judas and Brandon a couple of beers, and then Aidan and Mark come down to the announce table and get Gao Gao and ride off through the crowd.

Judas and Brandon climb the turnbuckles and celebrate their win!

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The cameras open up on Christian Keenan and his brother James.

Christian K: "It appears that a lot of people are chomping for their place in IWS and with an Exodus announced on social media I can understand why."

He folds his hand over his face to get his bangs out of his eyes and flashes a perfect smile. He is wearing street clothes now just a jean vest and matches his brother's look. Both with faded blue jeans.

Christian K: "I have defeated Jafar before and I think he needs reminded of that. James had a tough night, but I liked the fight i seen out of him. The entire Indian Empire needs reminded that we can not be beaten down."

James K: "No in fact it is the three of you that will learn to STAY DOWN."

James holds his tattoo knuckles to the camera and we fade away.
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Main Event-No Escape Cage Match | Title -versus- Mask
And it is for the IWS Universe Championship - 
                          
    Vs.  ^{(The Challenger)}Paroxysm
^{(The Champion)'The Archer'} Dorian Blake 



The 12 year old, that gets paid in orange Faygo, presses play on the Casio boombox and You know you're right by Nirvana begins to blare over the simulated surround sound. Out from behind the curtain steps Paroxysm holding a black sign with read lettering that reads "I'm Paroxysm." Paroxysm starts walking down to the ring and hands the sign off to some random crippled Tusken Raider child. Paro walks around the ring examining the cage, and shaking on it to check how sound it is, before finally walking up the steps and entering the door.

Kristine Otto: Introducing first, the challenger, standing… *pauses to double check her notes* standing zero point zero zero zero nine eight seven nautical miles tall and weighing in at an even one hundred thousand grams, Paroxysm!

Dick: 0.000987 nautical miles tall… and 100,000 grams? Siri, what the fuck did she just say?
Pat: Dick, I'm not Siri, but I do know that if Paroxysm were made up entirely of marijuana, his street value would be… shit, right about 3 quarters of a million dollars!
Dick: Did you just calculate that in your head?
Pat: You bet your sweet ass I did. I bet if we took the time to cut Paro up into smaller sizes, we could easily get 800k for him… Dick, are you thinking what I'm thinking?!
Dick: No, Pat, I'm not.
Pat: Yeah… me either.
Dick: Um. Okay.

The large man walks out from behind the curtain as the song ‘Dried Up, Tied And Dead To The World ' by Marylin Manson plays. Beside him walks Mary Jane she has a beaming smile on her face clearly proud of her husband.

Kristine Otto: "Now making his way to the ring being accompanied by Mary Jane, he hails from The Bottomless Pit and weighing in at two hundred and forty-five pounds, and standing six foot six inches tall. He is The Universe Champion and The inevitable King of Death… "The Archer" Dorian Blake!

Dorian stops short of the ring steps and stares up at the cage, with a twisted smile on his face. He nods his head and gives the title draped over his shoulder a slap before walking up the steps, through the door and into the ring. Once in the ring, he climbs up the turnbuckle as he looks around the place and stretches out his arms, raising his Universe Championship up high for all to see. Mary Jane enters the ring, the big guy hops down and loosens up his neck some more and wrist as he listens to Mary Jane talk to him as his theme song fades out rubbing his shoulders and giving him a kiss before exiting the cage and the ring.

Pat: Due to the endless interference lately, this match will be fought in a steel cage to prevent Legendary, MaddCa$h, Gao Gao, 2Chainz, Mistress Pain, and Englebert Humperdink from interfering in anyway.
Dick: Patrick, Imma be honest with you… if Gao Gao wants to interfere, Gao Gao will find a way in that cage.
Pat: Good thing it's a steel cage not bamboo!

An official comes over and locks the door. The official does one final check of the cage and motions to the referee and the time keeper that things are good to go.

*ding ding ding*

Paro and Blake start off with a bang! They charge at each other and start trading punches so fast the fans don't even have time to cheer or boo when Paro or Blake land a punch. Finally Blake gains control and the boos start to Reigns down. Paro manages to get a punch in. YAY! Blake shrugs it off and…

Dick: BLAKE HITS THE MARK!
Pat: Well, this isn't gonna be much of a match.
Dick: Well, it looks like Blake has no interest in going for the cover.

The boos continue as Blake taunts the fallen Paroxysm. Blake gives him a few kicks to the face, but they look more playful than painful. Blake lifts Paro up to his feet. Blake throws Paro off the ropes and Blake runs towards the opposite ropes. Paro ducks a running clothesline and both men bounce off the ropes again. Paro ducks yet another clothesline attempt and the men again bounce off the ropes…

Dick: RUNAWAY TRAIN!!
Pat: Peroxide was unable to duck that one.

Blake goes for the cover, but before the ref can even count to one, Blake pulls Paro up to stop the count. Blake lifts Paro up to his feet and hits an exploder suplex. Instead of going for the cover, Blake lifts Paro up and drags him over to the steel cage and starts to smash Paro's head against the steel! Three, four, five, six, seven times! Blake lets go of Paroxysm, and Paro falls to the ground in a heap. Instead of going for the cover, Blake starts smashing his own head against the cage while laughing!

Dick: This isn't just about a title for Blake, this is personal.
Pat: I think he wants kill Paroxysm! I love Paroxysm, but I'm at half staff just thinking about the ultraviolence we're about to see!
Dick: Keep your pants on Pat, we've still got a long way to go!

Blake finishes banging his head against the cage and he's started to bleed a bit from the forehead. Blake feels his head and sees the blood on his hand. Blake lets out a howl and starts pounding his chest like a gorilla.

Pat: #DicksOutForBlake!
Dick: No no no Pat, put your goddamn pants back on!

Blake drags Paroxysm over to the ropes and twists Paros arms inbetween the middle and top ropes! Paro is stuck with no where to go! Paro struggles to break free, but he doesn't have the strength to. Blake slowly backs up and charges Paro and smashes him with a vicious clothesline, knocking Paroxysm's back into the cage. Blake backs up and does it again! And Again! Blake backs up again and lets out a howl before charging Paro, Paro manages to finally break free of the ropes and tries to jump out of the way, but Blake adjusts and…

Dick: HOLY SHIT! BLAKE JUST SPEARED PAROXYSM THROUGH THE CAGE! BLAKE SPEARED THE CAGE WALL OFF!

Both men go flying out of the ring as the cage wall falls down, narrowly missing the fans in the front row! The fans go ape shit at the violence!

Pat: HOLY FUCK! NOW I'M AT FULL STAFF! YES YESS YESSSS!!!
Dick: TMI Pat, TM EFFIN I!

Blake slowly gets to his feet and shakes off the cobwebs, while Paroxysm has yet to move. Blake walks back into the ring and climbs up on the apron and up the turnbuckle. Blake starts taunting the fans, who boo this, and they boo quite lustily I might add. Blake finally stops taunting and turns his attention to the fallen Paroxysm, who is still laying on the cage wall that is on the ground outside the ring.

Dick: No, no, no, he's not gonna try and jump from up there on to Paro… is he?
Pat: Dunno, Dick, but I'm recording this just in case someone dies in the process. *Pat gets up and grabs his cell phone to start recording, but he forgets that he's still got his headphones on and they yank back on his head and it knocks him on his ass.*
Pat: OWFUCKSHITASS!
Dick: Serves you right…

Blake finally steadies himself and takes flight trying to land an Impact Frog Splash. Paro isn't moving, but at the last second, he gets out of the way! Blake bounces off the cage wall from the impact of the blocked Impact Frog Splash and doubles over in pain. Paro starts to stir and makes his way to his feet and delivers a couple of stomps to Blake and then walks over to the crowd where he finds a fan and a familiar face in the front row.

Paro: Panda…

Desiigner: Panda…

Paro: Panda…

Desiigner: PandaPandaPanda!

Paro: You might have broads in Atlanta, but I have broads in the desert! *The female fans cheer!* Yo, Tiimmy Turner, lemme get that chair.

Desiigner: Panda *Desiigner hands over the chair he was sittin on* Yo, you might wanna use that right about now…

Paro grabs the chair, turns and swings wildly in one fluid motion cracking Blake on the skull and sending him reeling. Blake stumbles but doesn't go down. Paro winds up and swings again. Again Blake stumbles, but doesn't go down. Paro winds up and swings a third time, but this time Blake catches the chair and tosses it to the side, Paro goes flying with the chair. Blake chases after Paro and delivers a running knee to the side of Paro's head. Blake gives a quick stomp to the side of Paro's head. Blake walks away from Paro for a second, rubbing his head, he cracks his necks, rolls his shoulders, and lets out a primal scream and charges Paro, shoulder tackling him into the barricade. Blake grabs the folding chair that Tiimmy Turner gave to Paro. Blake cracks the chair on the ground a few times and lets out another scream before laying into Paroxysm repeatedly. Blake chucks the chair into the ring, narrowly missing the referee who had been taking a little siesta while the action was outside the ring. The chair startles him and he starts counting a pin fall attempt and gets to two and a half before he realizes that there isn't anyone in the ring and sees that everyone is watching him and so he stops and slinks back into the corner.

Meanwhile outside the ring, Blake, who ditched the chair, has turned to using his fists and he's just wailing away on Paro. Blake stops for a moment and gets right in Paro's face. Blake starts pulling at his hair and his face.

"DO YOU SEE THIS?" Blake shouts, "YOU DID THIS! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT! AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO FEEL WHAT I FEEL!"

Blake pauses for a moment and relaxes himself. He runs his hand thru his hair and lets out a sadistic laugh. Mary Jane comes over and hesitantly tries to console Blake, but he shakes her off. Mary Jane, knowing better than to push her luck, steps back and resigns herself to hoping that Blake regains some semblance of control over himself. Blake lifts Paro's head up and reaches back with his right hand to punch Paro, but instead he lets go of Paro and Paro falls back lifelessly. Blake lets out another maniacal laugh and stands up. He walks over to the time keepers area and yanks the Universe Title away from Kristine Otto. Blake walks back over to Paro and gets back down on his hands and knees.

"This is what you want?" Blake asks as he shoves the title into Paro's face, "Here it is "Eazy Peazy"," Blake says mockingly. "Come and get it!" Paro starts to get up and Blake levels him with the title. Blake stands up and walks over to the railing. "This is your hero?! This is who you cheer?" Blake glances over Paroxysm and looks back at the fans. Blake walks down the front row a bit pointing back at Paroxysm and staring at the fans. "That. Is. Your. Hero. Your hero is dead. I am your new hero!" Blake raises the title high above his head.

Blake turns away from Paro and looks up towards the entrance way and shouts for Legendary to come out. After a moment Josie and Shane make their way out form the back as the fans boo, lustily. Shane and Josie saunter cockily down towards Blake, ready to inflict more pain. When suddenly…

"Panda," blares out of the speakers. "Panda," but it isn't the song… Ringside, Desiigner has a microphone and Blake sees this. Blake realizes this is the same person who gave his chair to Paroxysm. Blake starts to stalk Desiigner, but, foolishly, Desiigner isn't backing down and instead he calmly says "Panda" into the microphone again. Josie and Shane finally make their way down behind Blake, when all of a sudden, from behind Desiigner loud screams are heard. The camera pans over and the crowd starts to spread. Blake ignores this and grabs Desiigner by his shirt and lifts him up. And then promptly sets him back down. The crowd parts all the way and standing behind Desiigner, is Aidan Ca$h riding on Gao Gao's shoulders.

"Balakay, I suggest that you send your two goons back stage," Aidan says from Gao Gao's shoulders. Blake takes a step back and surveys the situation. From behind Gao Gao, Mark Maddow shows up with the Coleman cooler that he and Aidan have been dragging around all night. Gao Gao lets out a roar and Blake takes another step back. Blake turns and motions for Josie and Shane to head back.

"Good call, Delorian," Aidan says and Gao Gao lets out a playful roar while Josie and Shane start walking back. Aidan directs Gao Gao around Blake, who stares, eye to eye, with Gao Gao. Blake doesn't move. He isn't afraid, but he also isn't crazy enough to attack a bear. Gao Gao nods respect to Blake as he, Aidan and Maddow walk by Blake and follow Josie and Shane back stage.

"Balakay, if you don't mind," Aidan shouts from halfway between the entrance and the ring, "Me and my friends are gonna hang out here, enjoy the match, and make sure no one else decides to interfere." Aidan dismounts Gao Gao and grabs a couple beers from the cooler and hands Gao Gao some bamboo.

"Whatever," Blake shouts back before he turns around and heads back over to grab Paro, who's barely moved during this exchange. Blake tosses his title back at Kristine, then lifts Paro up on his shoulders. Blake walks over to the ring and tosses Paro in between the ropes. As Paroxysm thuds onto the mat, the noise startles the referee again. He goes to start counting but double checks to see if anyone is being pinned, and when he sees that there isn't, he taps his head and turns to the nearside fans and says "You can't fool ol' Michael S. Hickenbottom twice. Fool me once, shame on.. Shame on twice!" Blake rolls in after Paro. Blake lifts Paro to his feet. Blake hooks Paro's head under his arm and lifts Paro up into the air and holds him vertical as the fans start to boo.

Dick: My god, look at the strength of the Champion!
Pat: Indeed! Paro was lifeless just a moment ago. Dick, have you ever had to lift a dead body before?
Dick: Uhh… no.
Pat: Not even to put into your trunk? Really?
Dick: Really, no, I have not.
Blake starts to walk around the ring with Paroxysm held vertically.
Pat: Well, what's the point a trunk if you aren't going to put a dead hooker in it? S M H.
Dick: Pat, you do know that we're being broadcast worldwide right now.
Pat: Oh shit, you're right. When I said S M H, I meant I was shaking my head. I forgot that you all are watching the in ring action while you listen to us commentate.
Dick: That's not what I… ahh fuck it.

Blake completes his circle, and finishes off The Time Bomb. Blake immediately hooks Paro's leg for the cover and the referee slides into position.

One.

Two..

Thre…

NO! Paro kicks out! Blake cannot believe it and immediately gets up into referee Michael S Hickenbottom's face, shouting his displeasure, and questioning how that could possibly only be a two count.

"One, two, three! That was 3 and you know it!" Blake shouts.

"N-n-no siree. Only two, shoulder was up before three!" Mr. Hickenbottom counters as Blake continues to back him into the corner.

"THREE!" Blake shouts.

"TWO!" M.S. Hickenbottom shouts back.

"THREE!"

"TWO!"

"THREE!"

"TWO!"

"THREE!"

"THREE!"

"TWO!" Blake shouts.

"I'm glad we agree," Mr. Hickenbottom says with a smile.

"AHHHHH DAMN YOU! YOU TRICKED ME!" Blake shouts. Just then, Blake feels a tap on his shoulder, and when he turns around, he eats a superkick from Paroxysm! Michael S Hickenbottom smiles and nods his approval of the sweet chin music. Paroxysm quickly follows up by lifting Blake up. Paro goes to grab Blake, but Blake breaks his hold. Blake goes to grab Paroxysm, but before he can, Paroxysm sprays Blake with the Peroxide Mist! Blake hunches over and grabs at his eyes in pain. Paro quickly follows up with a running bulldog, leaving Blake laying on his back right in front of the far turn buckle. Paro looks at Blake and then over at the turnbuckle and then at Blake and then at the turnbuckle and then at Blake and then at 2chainz and then Paro hops to the top rope and takes sight of Blake before taking flight and landing the Marie Antoinette! Paroxysm makes the cover!

Dick: Marie Antoinette!
Pat: That's it! New champion!!

One.

Two..

Thre…

NO! Blake kicks out at the last second!

Dick: Holy shit! How did Blake kick out!?
Pat: *coughing* fuck *cough cough* I ripped that celebratory crack pipe a bit too soon.

2Chainz: TRU!

Pat: *cough cough* you got more baking soda, right?

2Chainz: TRU!

Dick: S M H.
Pat: No, the refs initials are M S H. Good try though, ol one eye.

Paro can't believe it, but he wastes no time and quickly gets to his feet and lifts Blake up to his feet. Paro sets Blake up for the Cradle Piledriver. Paro sticks his arms out and then hits Blake with the Cradle Piledriver, right onto the folding chair that Blake tossed into the ring earlier! Paroxysm goes for the cover!

One.

Two..

Three!!!

Kristine Otto: Your winner, and new Universe Champion, Paroxysm!

Dick: HOLY SHIT PAROXYSM DID IT!
Pat: Fuck yes!! Everyone's gonna get laid tonight!

Michael S Hickenbottom hands the Universe Title over to Paro and raises his arm while the fans cheer. Paro takes the title and climbs each turnbuckle raising it over his head with one arm and points out to the crowd in excitement. Mary Jane tends to Blake and gets him out of the ring. Paroxysm stands in the middle of the ring and falls to his knees and kisses the Universe Title. Aidan Ca$h, Mark Maddow, and Gao Gao come down to the ring to celebrate. Aidan tosses a couple PBR pounders to Paro and hands out a few to random fans. Ca$h, Maddow, and Gao Gao pass Blake and Mary Jane, who are walking back stage, and give a little wave goodbye to them as they go. Blake lurches towards them but Mary Jane and his lack of energy prevents him from attacking. Maddow sticks his fingers out faking fear. Gao Gao sneezes on Mary Jane.

Pat: IT'S PANDA PNEUMONIA!

MaddCa$h and Gao Gao finally make their way into the ring, and the three of them along with Paroxysm celebrate!
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