Post by AJ on Jul 22, 2016 15:33:37 GMT -5
Show opening.
Backstage:
Shane is standing with Josie. and in front of them is Dorian Blake the IWS World Tag team championship around his waist and the IWS Universe title around his left shoulder. On his right arm is his wife Mary Jane. His mask is gone, but over his head is a black towel that matches his all black sleeveless jumpsuit.
Trudex: "Look at you, IWS Universe champion and One half of the World tag team champions. Bro... you carried that little dude. He didn't carry you, you are the fricking Universe champion. What singles title has he ever held? Ha! Bro and look at this... *clinks the TV Title* ... I got me some nice looking attire myself for my return. Legendary is back baby!"
*clears throat*
Josie looks over Shane with disgust and he turns and sees Brandon Young and his homies. Over his shoulder is a nicely polished World Tag Team Title.
B. Young: "Yo yo yo looky what we got here a bunch of legenDairy, past the date and man do they stink."
Shane gets angry about this and it shows, Josie smirks still disgusted by B.Young being near her at all.
B. Young: "I won my half of the tag team titles yo, not you and not Josie and B.Young.. he don't roll with a bunch of dairy cows man."
Shane: "You will never be in our league! You want to fight man? You want to take a trip to crazy town, Trademark USA. My girl and I we could whip you and your homies. Blake don't have to even get involved."
B.Young: "Cause he chicken he don't get involved with nothing that aint fishy."
Blake almost stepped forward but Shane held him back. He turned back to B. Young not wanting to take anymore of his smack talk.
Shane: "All of us we have held singles titles, that title you have... it belongs with us."
Queen Sophie: "People please... Normally I would require Mr. Blake to get involved, but Mr. Young if you are unhappy with your partner I might have an idea."
B. Young: "Go on lady I am all ears."
Queen Sophie: "Brandon Young and his choice of partner facing two members of Legendary. The winners will be the undisputed tag team champions."
Shane and Josie nod liking the idea and B. Young smirks and looks at Queen Sophie.
B.Young: "I don't need a partner lady, but I think I got the perfect guy in mind to teach these losers that I am S-W-I-F-T... Swift."
Him and his homies exit the scene and Queen Sophie makes sure that Legendary understand the rules of the night as we fade away.
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DICK- "I guess we will be having a new main event this evening. Of course as advertised Mistress Pain will be facing Paroxysm. Both looking to get that win before heading into Midsummer's Scream this coming week.
PAT- "Hell yeah! Dick am I excited about Midsummer's Scream too. Paroxysm is chasing down the champion, but with or without his mask I think Dorian Blake is going to dominate just like usual. Just like this twerp B Young is going to regret getting in the Champion's way."
DICK- "Starting off the action we have a 7 person elimination match. let's go to ringside."
--7 man elimination style IWS Match--
-- Angel Love vs. Bambi Klymaxxx vs. Christian 'The King' Keenan vs. 'The Prince of Peace' James Keenan vs. The Great Mufasa vs. 'The Wolf' Dolphus Dresden vs. Jafar Mahal--
DING DING DING!
The match starts off like most clusterfuck matches like this do. Everyone taking shots at one another and The Great Mufasa tosses James out of the ring. Christian delivers kicks to the quad wanting to take down the giant man. He runs off the ropes, but Mufasa chops him across the head. Angel is busy tying up with Bambi and the two spill out of the ring to the outside floor. Jafar grabs Christian and gets a shot to the gut for his trouble. Mufasa picks up Christian and delivers a chokeslam he goes for the pinfall. Only a TWO! James broke up the count, I guess they are working together here as is The Indian Empire. the four men strike each other and The Second City Saints James & Christian manage to hit a kneebuster, suplex combination onto Jafar, and Christian goes for the pinfall this time. Mufasa saves it for hit team just barely!
Mufasa delivers a double chokeslam to both James & Christian.... WOLFBITE!!! Dolphus Dresden hits Mufasa out of nowhere apparently keeping a low profile until now, he hooks the leg on the giant. One, two, Three!!
The Great Mufasa has been eliminated!
Angel rolls Bambi back into the ring after hitting her with a strong elbow. Dolphus stomps on James and than shoves him out of the ring. He is measuring up Christian now while Angel delivers an elbow to Bambi on the ring apron. He goes for the Wolfbite, but Christian counters, he goes for a pinfall on The Wolf!! One... Two... Angel breaks up the count, she stays on Christian with sharp stomps and than an elbow with a side headlock. Christian makes it back to his feet, but Dresden is there waiting for him he grabs Christian into a suplex position holding him up letting the blood rush to his head. Angel climbs the ropes and hits a flying cross body on Christian, she hooks the leg. One... Two... JAMES WITH THE SAVE!!
Dresden clotheslines James out of the ring both men crash to the outside. Angel makes it back to her feet, but Jafar grabs her for a DDT. Angel reverses the move and hits a DDT of her own. This seems to take a bit out of her as she takes awhile to get back up. Bambi attempts a pinfall on Jafar, but he kicks out! Bambi stomps around the mat and the fans gets behind her as she shouts at them to work them up in her favor. Jafar gets up and Bambi rushes him, he ducks her clothesline though but Christian with a scissors kick! NO Jafar ducks that too..CHristian hits Bambi!!! He can't believe it he stops and questions rather to check on her or not. Jafar takes advantage of this and hits a low blow on Christian, than rolls him up and grabs the tight. One.... Two.... Three!!!
Christian Keenan has been eliminated!
Jafar mocks Christian as he exits, after finally getting up and punching Dresden back down and Irish whipping him into the steel ring steps James finds his way back into the ring he hooks Jafar into the Peace of Pain!!! Jafar can't withstand it and quickly submits to the devastating Full Nelson.
Jafar Mahal has been eliminated!!
Angel his a dropkick to James and knocks him into a guillotine on the ropes, she runs off the ropes and hits a Big Boss man attack to James. The crowd is really into Angel's momentum. Bambi is back up and gets a school girl on Angel, but Angel kicks out! She is back up fast and hits a bad ass clothesline on Bambi, she than locks on her submission. Sweet Dreams!!! Bambi has no choice she taps out to quickly get out of the hold and save her spine.
Bambi Klymaxxx has been eliminated!
Dresden waste no time he over powers Angel and gets her into a front headlock and than hoist her up for a suplex. Only... James meets Dresden with a missile dropkick off the top rope to the ribs. Dresden and Angel both got down hard. James grabs Dresden and hits a german suplex, and than rolls him over fighting to get another German...James is rolling him over for one more, but Dresden is fighting against him. James wins out and hits the 3rd one getting a pop from the crowd. He goes to the corner once more looking for the Peace of Pain, but Angel rushes him delivering a kitchen sink to the corner. She knocks James down and hits The Nosejob!! She rolls around but Dresden grabs her, she rolls him up... One... Two... Dresden kicks out! They are back up Love Injection!! She kicks Dresden in the face and covers him. One... Two...Three!!!
Dolphus Dresden has been eliminated!
Angel is on the ropes now this match has taken a lot out of her. James is back up and delivers a forearm punch and than another, he Irish whips Angel into the ropes, but she rolls over his bent position she hits him with a roundhouse kick and goes for a quick cover... One... Two.... James kicks out!! Angel doesn't let frustration get ot her as she gets back to her feet and watches James she goes for The Nosejob again, but James counters her and kicks her hard in the stomach knocking her down flat on her face. He stumbles a little and than goes for a cover on Angel.... One... Two.... Angel just gets the shoulder up! James is beside himself.
"I am a man!! She can't beat me!!" The fans boo him and he takes out his frustration but stomping hard on Angel's shoulder he picks her up like a rage doll and applies a bear hug mocking how tiny and frail she is because she is a girl. He clinches tightly onto her, and Angel can barely breath, she elbows his head and than smacks her hands together over his ear. James drops her and wobbles around now that his ears are ringing he has lost his equal Librium. James turns but he is hit with The Love Injection!!! Angel stumbles and crawls over him for the pinfall... One... Two... Three!!!
DING DING DING!
James Keenan has been Eliminated ..... here is your Winner of the match. The Perfect Ten.... Angel Loooooooove!
Angel climbs the turnbuckle to celebrate her huge return victory! She holds her ribs being a little sore after all that and poses for the crowd as we go back to Dick & Pat.
DICK- "The Perfect Ten is back, and she hasn't seems to missed a step at all."
PAT- "Yea she has babies and she bakes cookies makes sweet tea and lemonade and STILL is out there beating people up inside the IWS ring. This is real wrestling folks, this is your momma and poppa and sister getting rough and tough. You know what... fuck her Dick! She stole that victory from The Wolf!"
DICK- "What are you talking about Pat?"
PAT- "I am talking about how she should have laid down like a good little bitch."
DICK- "PAT!"
PAT- "What she a female dog man... whatevers. The fact of the matter is that Angel was by no means the break out star of that match. I seen a whole new side to Christian King...Uh oh yeah Keenan. He would have most likley won this match or his brother had that idiot sexbot Bambi. The one thing that saves Angel for me Dick... is that she is part of the Natural Order and that's why I like her, but I will never forgive her Dick...Never!"
DICK- "Forgive her for what Pat?"
PAT- "Sp many things... not not naming her finishing move the Love Pat. heh? For not having my baby Dick...but most of all for winning the tag team titles with Josie Pleasure."
DICK- "So you'll also hate The Trademark if he wins the tag titles alongside Josie later tonight?"
PAT- "Oh yeah that's happening. Ya damn right, and Blake too! Hell I might even... I might even become one of B. Young's Homies if he wins here tonight Dick."
DICK- "That will be something to see Pat. I have just been told that Brandon Young has jumpped Shane Trudex backstage with a ref and is the new TV Champion."
PAT- "NO WAY!"
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Judas Tyme is backstage and so is his sexy sexy sexy assistant Miss Hyde. she holds a tape recorder now while Judas dampens his hair and brushes his hand through it. He looks massive like a tree and smiles at her.
Judas: "Ya know I have been here before Miss Hyde."
Miss Hyde: "Yes I do Mister Tyme."
Judas: "You know the amount of merch we can sell together as apposed to seperated. I mean.. I talked to a guy know what I am saying.."
Miss Hyde: "I sure do Mister Tyme... Watch for Merch sales."
Brandon Young enters the scene with his homies following. On his shoulder is his hald of the IWS World Tag team championship.
B.Young: "Yo yo yo! What we got here, you are ready for this match right man?"
Judas: "Believe me man nobody is more ready than me. You made the right choice if anyone can win a tag team match it's me."
B.Young: "Well all this gold is a bit heavy, who do Legendary think they are eh? Let's take care of that problem for Blake and Shane here tonight."
The IWS interviewer Kandi Apple approves them and finally grabs their attention.
Kandi Apple: "Brandon Young tonight you and a partner will face Josie and Shane possible Dorian Blake for the IWS Tag Team championship. How does it feel heading into this match after winning the tag titles just last ppv with the IWS Champ?"
Judas: "You mind?"
B.Young: "Go for it man."
Judas: "Kandi... B.Y has said it already he could have won that match himself had cooperate let him enter it twice. This guy right here is a fireball he is a G man. Thats why I say this is dope, its awesome. We don't care about cheers or boos what we care about is being famous and talking that shit. You wanna hate us go on and hate you want to love us..."
B.Young: "Than give me them digits. yo yo yo!"
Judas: "yea what he said. What Legendary is failing to realize is they are obsolete. This is not some history lesson it is present day live action. B.Y has his half now I need to go out there and earn mine."
They walk off from Kandi and the scene fades back to Dick and Pat.
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DICK- "We could have a couple of Dope Tag team champions Pat."
PAT- "No... just no. I am the only dope around here Dick... I mean... well either way. These two can not just form a team and defeat an established unit like Legendary. They will regret Queen Sophie making this match tonight."
DICK- "Yes but we need to know who the real tag team champions are. Is it Legendary or is it these guys. Dope as they seem to be going by. We go to ringside now where The Fall of Adam is inside the ring. They will join with Maddow and Cash to face The World's Greatest American Throwback and The Nasty Nameths."
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The Fall of Adam's Theme Song- Broken Dreams by Shaman's Harvest
The Fall of Adam enters the ring and Adam McGavin spins around the ring holding his metal spike in his mouth and a mic in is right hand. He lifts the mic to his lips as their theme music fades. Some of the fans quiet to listen but most boo him.
Adam: "Nothing you do will be sweeter to me than listening to the screams of the Nameths tonight. Do you see this weapon in my hand? She is my friend, my one confident that has always been there. The scars on my body come from her and some I have put into others she told me to do. Hehe. Come on IWS! Where are your heroes? (Boos rain) My brothers stand behind me, and they stand beside me. Where do you stand IWS? Are you not smart enough to follow the Fall of Adam? (They continue to boo) I did not think you were."
He looks at his team mates knowing he has the crowd hating him for the most part. He closes his eyes and drapes his arms to the side and puts the mic back to his lips.
Adam: "Feed it to me, feed me your hate."
He raised his arms again and drinks in the boos from the crowd as they are not into his arrogant attitude.
Adam: "You are all lost like the Nameths... specifically poor little Bobby. That is what happens when you think life is care-free and you can live fast and loose. Reality will blanket you, the weight of society will crush the breath out of all of you. Most of you are there already... I can see it. You pay to come to this show, you spend hours driving through sand to get here and spend even more on ice water we imported from Mexico. How pathetic are all of you really? You spend your last dime to come here, what you have left you spend at the event. Ha! You are all as stupid as The Nameth. (Cheers) Go on cheer them, your cheers mean nothing... they are just broken dreams waiting to happen."
The Nasty Nameth's theme song
Joey Nameth comes out and paces obviously what Adam said got under his skin somewhat. Dwayne and Freddy walk out next to him as the flatline sound hits.
(cheers)
Dwayne: "Are you ready to get NAAAAASTY?!?!?! ..... LET"S GO!"
All three of them rush to the ring and Freddy & Dwayne slide in without hesitation getting kicked by Moses and Harper. Adam hits Joe as he steps over the top rope but he just glares at him wide eyed. He blocks a second punch and than hits Adam knocking him back and he gets out of the ring. Freddy and Dwayne are fighting back against Moses and Harper, The Brothers are Irish whipped at one another and than hook arms twirling each other around and at their opponents both hitting a shoulder block. Joe hits a big boot to Moses first in the corner and than turns and Dwayne Irish whips Harper at Joey and The Boss of Thunder hits him with a big boot as well. The fans love this and are loud about it. The Nameths stand tall in the ring while Adam regroups his team as the match is about to begin.
Killer Queen Starts to play and Queen Sophie comes out.
Queen: "That's enough of this... you all want to fight... I am adding Sheamus Moses and Joey Nameth to this match. This is now a 10 man tag team match."
The Nameths seems to like that idea a lot, and Adam laughs telling them they are over now.
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--10 man tag team match--
Maddow & Cash & FoA vs. WGAT & Nasty Nameths
After Maddow & Cash entered and WGAT followed all 10 men are at ringside and the ref signals for the bell.
DING DING DING!
Maddow is going to start things off against Dwayne Nameth, the Absolute Element, Dwayne shows his grappling ability much to the astonishment of Mark Maddow. He manages to stop that with his raw power! sit out powerbomb from Maddow to Dwayne, now Maddow turns to his corner and gets the tag. Cash is fast to jump over Dwayne and knock Freddy off the ring apron as well as Joey. He turns and kicks Dwayne upside the head (CRACK) and hooks his leg doe a cover... but he only gets a sloppy two count. Cash keeps a hold of Dwayne's head and pulls him over to his corner holding him in a front headlock while Adam makes the tag in. He kicks Dwayne in the ribs and than punches him in the face. He Irish whips Dwaye into the ropes, but is kicked for ducking too early. Dwayne runs off the ropes, but Adam is not out of it enough and catches him with a spinebuster, he hooks the leg for a cover. One.... Two....
Dwayne kicks out with Freedy screaming at him from the ring apron, Adam picks up Dwayne and drags him over to his team's corner. Adam tags in Sheamus Moses and the round man delivers a stiff jab and than another and another, he Irish whips Dwayne into the corner and pancakes him into the turnbuckle. Sheamous spins around his arms at his side and Dwayne wobbles over to him, Sheamus picks him up, but Dwayne reverses! He hits Sheamus and than again and hits a Reverse STO he couldn't follow up like usual for his Wolf's Bane. Dwayne crawls over and gets a tag to Biggs' long arm.
Biggs rushes in and hits Maddow, but Cash hops off the ring apron before he could him. He turns around and lowers the straps of his singlet getting some girls to yell wooooo! Outside the ring Shagwell is waving an American flag and is dressed up like a chippandale Uncle Sam. Biggs grabs Sheamus with a german suplex, he is back up fast and turns around with an Olympic... I mean American Slam! Is that already used? Biggs goes for the cover on Sheamus, but Adam breaks up the count. A big brawl breaks out now with Cash storming in the ring now as well as Brodie. Ross and Freddy follow suit, the four men fight each other Freddy tosses Cash out of the ring over the top rope, but Maddow catches him. Freddy runs off the ropes and suicide dives onto the two of them! Brodie hits a big boot to Biggs, but Ross meets him quickly with a dropkick. Ross and Biggs are both up and see Brodie on the rope hitting a DOUBLE dropkick in perfect sync. Both of them are side blinded by Adam and Sheamus. Ross is punching back Adam, but the ref pulls him off and demands both men return to their corners. Biggs is stuck in the other corner by Sheamus' hard right fists. He rushes off him and than goes for another pancake to the turnbuckle, but this time Biggs dodges out of the way, he crawls to his corner with Ross jumping up and down for the tag. Sheamus crawls to his corner first and tags in Maddow. Here comes the Panda Prospect! Maddow rushes Biggs to keep him from making the tag stomping hard on his neck and than dragging him into the enter of the ring and going for a pinfall. One... Biggs kicks out. "Beat his ass Mark!" Cash shouts from their corner and than turns and tells some fans to shut up. Maddow drills Biggs with stiff punches on the ground and then stands up pilung Biggs with him he goes for the Panda Press, but Biggs wiggles free! Biggs with a double underhood DDT out of desperation to get Maddow down. Maddow reaches over and tags in Cash he stomps on Biggs over and over and over and than screams at Ross almost provoking him into the ring. Cash laughs as the ref is distracted and Cash slaps his hands together with Sheamus running into the ring and than into Biggs as Cash held him upright.
"hey get out of the ring!" The ref shouts at Cash who acts innocent. "You made the tag get out!" Cash exits and Sheamus goes for a cover. One... Two... Oh he could of had it the ref was too slow! Sheamus argues with the ref for a second telling him he is slow and shoving him. He turns around and grabs Biggs, but JawDropper!! Biggs gets to tag to Ross! He comes in and delivers a jumping elbow drop on Sheamous and goes for a cover. One.... Two... Sheamus kicks out of the pin. Ross gets Sheamus back to his feet and Irish Whips him to the corner. "COME ON PEOPLE! U-S-A! U-S-A!" Ross runs at Sheamus, but he misses and Sheamus hits him with a powerful clothesline! Sheamus rolls over and back to his corner tagging in Brodie.
Ross turns with hesitation as the silent madman enters and holds his fingers like they are a gun at Ross. The ready and willing member of WGAT strikes Brodie, but its pointless, Brodie slams his fist into Ross' face and knocks him back, the guy still rolls back up and goes right back to trying to punch down Brodie Harper. The big freak grabs Ross in a front headlock and takes him down he rolls around on the mat, The Gator Roll!!! Brodie goes for a cover, but ONLY A TWO! Ross coughs and looks disgusted at being under Brodie's under arm. His corner is on FIRE wanting a tag. Freddy is seems the most of all. Brodie gets up holding Ross and tags in Adam. He kicks Ross down to one knee and mocks The Nameths and Biggs. He slaps Ross hard across the face, and Ross answers with a hard right hand, Adam is shocked but hits him again, and again. Ross ducks a third one and delivers a belly to back suplex. Adam gets up and grabs Ross before he can tag, he wrapps his legs around him and applies a slepper hold. "Ask him ref!!" Ross is not going to quit yet. He struggles to his feet and shakes his fist. He hits an elbow to Adam in the gut and another and another he gets some seperation and runs off the ropes, but Adam delivers a knee to the gut stopping him cold. "You're not good enough!!" Adam shouts at him and attempts The Final Bell! Ross counters!!! Judo Throw and now a dropkick! Adam crawls to grabs Ross who is crawling to his corner. Adam grabs his boot, but Ross slips free and jumps to his corner tagging the first hand he could hit!
Joey enters over the top rope and than grabs Adam, he is shoved away as Adam runs off the ropes, but he hits Joey like a brick wall. Joey screams a warrior cry at him and clotheslines Maddow hard to the mat. Adam scurries over to his corner and makes a tag to Maddow. There is a pause as Maddow looks at Adam and then enters the ring and stares almost eye to eye with Joey Nameth. The smack talk goes down. Joey hits a punch first and than Maddow hits him with a stiff right hook, and than a left jab and another right hook. Maddow kicks Joe Nameth and is about to hit a sit out powerbomb but Joey reverses it with shots to the head, and than lands on Maddow's neck going for a cover. One... Two... Maddow almost lost it there! Joey is calling it out as he walks to the far corner... its Thunderclash time! "BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM!" Joey shouts and runs at Maddow, but MADDOW he coutners with The Panda Press!!! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN!! Maddow is crawling to his corner to make the tag, but Joey is feeling the rush of the crowd and the energy from his corner inching his way closer to them. Maddow makes the tag to his buddy Cash, but Joey Nameth also with the tag!!!
TO FREDDY NAMETH!!!!!!! He jumps on the ropes and than hits Cash with a senton! Freddy clubs Adam off the ring apron with a leaping forearm and than a spinning dicus clothesline to Brodie and Sheamus! The fans are really feeling this hot tag. Freddy looks at everyone down and at Cash in the center of the ring, he licks his lips and watches Cash get up slowly. Nightmare from Freddy! Going for the pin... No Sheamus is in the ring! Freddy ducks out of his attempt to hit him and clotheslines him out of the ring. Brodie tried to enter the ring, but Joey was there and he clotheslines him out of the ring toppling to the outside himself.
Freddy is back up and holding Cash he delivers a suplex, but Cash reverses! He crawls to his corner where only Adam is gasping for breath. Cash almost gets to his corner, and Adam jumps off the ring apron. "I'm done." He says as Cash looks at him with a what the fuck look. Brodie drills Joe Nameth into the fans' seats and Adam taps him on the back. "We're leaving." He looks back in the ring and Cash is still lost. Freddy isn't though he grabs Cash with Fisherman buster, Freddy looks at Adam and shouts vulgure things at him. Freddy climbs the turnbuckles. "This is for you McGavin!" Mississippi Splash! He hooks Cash's leg. One... Two.. Maddow dives in, but Dwayne met him stoping him. Three!!!
DING DING DING!
DICK- "There are your winners, The Nameths and World's Greatest American Throwback. What a match!"
PAT- "People say that a lot, but this really was. There is a lot of bad blood in that ring not titles were on the line just 10 guys with a problem and looking for violence to solve that problem Dick."
DICK- "I am disappointed in The Fall of Adam just leaving like that. You ok that they left your guys?"
PAT- "No but whatevers who wants to hand out with teh devil's rejects anyway when you can hang out with MaddCa$h, Dick."
DICK- "Who... what?"
PAT- "MaddCa$h, Dick just like I said. Maddow and Cash... MaddCa$h I even got my own t-shirt made up I am hoping that shirt guy around here buys the design off me.
**He holds up a Yellow and Green tee that has exploding dollar bills on it and the letters "MADDCA$H", the back says. You wish you looked this rich bitch!"*** So you like it Dick?"
DICK- "It's not that bad actually, I am kind of impressed there Pat."
PAT- "Thanks. Paroxysm I am ... I am at a loss for words. Right now that guy is so lucky that he hangs out with MaddCa$h." *shamelessly plugs Tee-Shirts**
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The Hate Dr is on the phone outside his trailer, he is not dressed for competition but just plain jeans and a white tank.
Hate Dr: "Yeah babe I love you too. You won't have to worry about him, I will not let him hurt you. I promise."
Sand crunches as two people walk closer to the scene. McLovin notices and bids farewell to his apparent love on his cell phone. He turns and see Primo and Bambi standing there looking at him suspisiously.
The Hate Dr: "What?"
The Primo: "I do not think that you were up to any gooooood."
He said like he is Mario from the video games. Bambi chuckles and than points her finger at Travis shaming him.
Bambi: "Like yea! You are a meany McMeanie!"
The Hate Dr: "Go tell your doe to eat more grass her blond is showing as for my phone call thats just it its my phone i pay the bill so i can and will talk to whomever i plez. Good day."
He walks off and Primo looks at Bambi all confused, Primo smiles at his lady friend and shrugs playing it off. She shakes her head still looking so lost in this moment.
Bambi: "What doe?"
Primo: "What phone call?"
He looks at her and scratches his head in confusion, it really is so horrible to be this beautiful people you just don't understand like Bambi does.
Primo: "I just was saying. Guy getting all jumpy and The Primo no like that. Babe the Primo is bored and is still all beat up from Josie, you want to just go chill?"
Bambi: "Like ok!"
She holds his arm and they walk off in the opposite direction as Travis.
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Shane Trudex's theme music plays and he walks out to the ring with his TV title over his shoulder. He has a mic in his hand and a smug smirk across his face. He gets into the ring and listens to the jealous people boo him. Shane Trudex walks to ringside holding his IWS TV Title.
Shane- "Just hold on guys. So like I had a call to meet me here, no Blake no Josie just me. So here I am and I assume this is about this. *holds up the TV Title* Oh yea so who wants to meet me? Those hillybilly bums? Primo? I could take all of you on my own so bring it. I don't need Legendary to take any of you out and THAT is why The Trademark has the TV Title. ............................It does not look like anyone is here."
He takes off his shades and looks around in confusion, and laughes before getting ready to walk out.
Shane- "That's alright you pukes don't deserve a tv title match anyway."
He drops the mic and steps between the ropes getting a lot of heat for his comment to the crowd. Brandon Young, and the homies come walking over from the VIP Area.
B. Young- "You think you the top dawg SHANE."
-The homies rush the ring, and Shane holds them off. He gives a hard right to Willie and sends him out of the ring. The other two stomp Shane down and he hits them with a double clothesline. Shane taunts having taken down the couch potatos that hang around his foe. Brandon blast him in the back with a chair shot, and than another. Brandon continues to hit Shane on the ground with the chair. He rolls him over for the cover.
1......2......3!!!
The fans cheer than realize who won and half of them stop feeling stupid.
-Brandon, and the homies shove Shane out the ring, and B Young grabs a mic.
B. Young: "I already beat the Hashtag. Who's next?"
-Jerrick came out from under the ring laying the homies out. He grabbed Brandon around the neck, and choke slammed him to the ground. Jerrick went for the pin.
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-Hurriclark came out of nowhere breaking up the pin attempt. He gave Jerrick a Hurrikick, and dropped an elbow on Brandon Young. He stood Brandon, and delivered another Hurrikick. He went for the cover.
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-Brandon kicks out, and rolls out the ring. He grabs water from his vip area, and starts to wake up his homies. Young's buddies don't seem to stir quite easily which makes the champ a bit nervous as a voice says.
Josie: "it will be awhile before they awaken as they've been drugged".
Which has Young, suddenly looking over his shoulder as a sudden sharp pain hits his groin and has his entire body shaking. Josie rolls out from under the announce Booth with a tazer in her hands which is instantly dropped as Josie, gets to her feet and smiles as Young gives her a paniced look. Wondering if the water he has been drinking was compromised and without a moments hesitation she pulls the wires out of his nuts with a tug as he screams with agony and rolling Young up into a small package.
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The Nameths, Dwayne & Freddy had ran to the scene and Freddy broke up the count before Josie could get the pinfall.
Freddy: "I want this woman, yea!"
She punches him in the face, and than turns to Dwayne punching him. Both brothers delivers a double suplex to her and than go for the cover all confused since the ref is telling them it doesn't count. B. Young was back up and creeping to the back with his title, but Joey Nameth clubs him with The ThunderClash! He nearly beheaded him! He covers the TV Champ.
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Now Josie is back the fight as she breaks away from one of the brothers and breaks up the pin and still reeling from the suplex. The Nameths look at one another trying to figure out who was supposed to be guarding her. Josie takes the opportunity to try for the pin again.
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3!!!
Josie rips the title from the refs hands and holds it over Brandon Young as she screams Who is the champ now bitch! A sly smile begins to form on her lips as she looks over the men she has just basically walked all over. Of course having this title means there's a target on her back, but then again, when isn't there? Almost like the thought was out loud she is hit in the back with a steel chair by Dwayne Nameth he tosses Josie into the ring where Freddy grabs her he holds her for Dwany he swings the chair and HITS FREDDY! Josie ducked. Dwayne is preocupied by this and Josie hits her Cattle Mutilation on him! She holds the title up again celebrating, but she turns around to get The Thunderclash knocking Josie to the floor and Joey goes for a quick pin.
1......
2......
-Brandon jumped back into the action breaking up the count. He rolled Joey off, and pinned Josie. She quickly kicked out. Brandon rolled back out the ring, and brought a chair in. The homies are beating down the Nameth brothers, Willie pulled Joey out the ring and stomps on him, and Brandon started to hit Josie with a chair. He went for a pin.
1.....
2.....
3!!!!!
The Homies celebrate and B. Young grabs his TV title rolling out of the ring. He leans over Josie as he is heading to the back with the Homies. "Yo yo yo, I win bitch!" He spits on Josie and holds up the tv title this time not sparing a second out at ringside anymore. Behind him Jerrick is back up and hits Hurriclark with a BIG BOOT! He steps over the ropes, and sees Shane standing up, he grabs him and drives his spine into the ring apron, and then hits a strong Irish whip to the steel ring steps. Shane flips over them clipping his knee on them and crashing to the ground groaning. Josie runs and jumps off the steps flying at Jerrick he catches her and hits a swinging side slam! Josie is cut in half! Jerrick stands up and stares down at her, OVER THE ROPES Freddy hits Jerrick! NO Jerrick Catches him too! Jerrick rams Freddy into the ring post! The fans are almost silent looking at Jerrick's dominate display. Dwayne gets in his face for attacking his brother and starts to lay a heavy beat down on Jerrick, but he explodes and rams Dwayne into the steel ring post and than chokeslams him into the fans' chairs. He looks over at Hurriclark who shrugs and holds up his hands with a grin, he's had enough of Jerrick. He than looks over at Shane and Josie's bodies before glaring at Joey Nameth kneeling on the ground next to his one brother. Jerrick makes no exspression and remains cold as he is heading slowly to the back.
DICK- "I can't believe what we just saw! Brandon Young is the NEW IWS TV CHAMPION!"
PAT- "That fashion slob?!?"
DICK- "Yep! and as his new buddy Judas would say... That is Dope, Pat. Next match is Raven Trueblood and Dorian Blake. We will have another hellacious match coming up as Raven Trueblood will face the Universe Champion Dorian Blake. Now it might just be me Pat, but the champ doesn't seem himself."
PAT- "NO SHIT! Dick the man lost his face!!! How the hell would you feel? Raven is going to be in for a world of hurt, but I have to admit he has been on one hell of a roll ever since winning the eXtinction championship."
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Blake finishes up getting ready for his match when he hears a knock at the door. Blake stands up straight, puzzled, and turns around to see a random door that is standing free without any walls and wasn't there 5 minutes ago. Blake cocks his head to the side and looks the door up and down, before he walks over to the door and opens it... and sees nobody. Nothing but desert. He goes to shut the door when he spies, out of the corner of his little eyes, something that looks familiar. Blake looks down and stares at his mask, or the remnants of his mask. He looks around again, and again sees nobody, and then lurches down to grab his mask but the mask jumps back and Blake steps back in surprise. He composes himself, looks around again and sees nothing, so he reaches down to grab the mask again and again the mask jumps back a few more feet! Blake doesn't like this, not one bit. Blake bends over a bit and tries to study the mask and figure out what's going on, but he can't quite figure it out. They do say third time is a charm, so Blake looks around for a fourth time. He starts to reach down for the mask slowly this time and then stops suddenly even though the mask doesn't move. Blake stands up straight and starts to turn around, and then doubles back and dives on the mask.
Blake: "GOTCHA!" Blake slowly stands up and looks down, but the mask is nowhere to be found!
Blake: "DAMNIT! WHERE IS IT!?"
He gets up to his feet and dusts the desert sand off of him. He surveys the land for the mask, but sees nothing. He turns like he's going to walk back through the door that randomly appeared, but it's gone.
Blake: "What the fuck?"
--Singles IWS Match--
Dorian Blake vs. Raven Trueblood
Blake makes his way to the ring being on his own only Mary Jane is at his side and his IWS Universe Championship. Over his head is a black towel. Mary Jane gives a cold face to the fans as she leads Blake to the ring.
Raven is on the inside licking his lips and sits down in the corner rubing his hands together. Blake climbs the steel steps and holds the ropes for Mary Jane. She stands next to Blake and watches Raven before taking off Blake's towel just to show his wet long hair over his face. He shakes as if about to explode, Mary Jane gets out of the ring and the bell rings.
DING DING DING!
Blake still stands there hiding his face with his hair, he slowly turns as Raven pulls himself to a vertical base. Blake and Raven stare down at each other and than Raven punches here, Blake doesn't seem phased at all, and Raven strikes him again and again. Raven runs off the ropes and hits Blake with shoulder block ,but he is STILL UP! Blake slowly pats his fist on his chest stepping closer to Raven showing he is too solid for him to over power. Raven stomps Blake in the gut and than runs off the ropes, he ducks under a clothesline and than leaps at Blake, but he catches him. Blake hits a back breaker and keeps his grip repeating the move, and than lifts him up and finishes with a third one. Blake slaps himself in the face as he looks down at Raven he drops a knee on him and rolls through turning around fast for a cover. One... Raven kicks out right before the two.
Blake beats on Raven for kicking out and than lifts him to his feet and Irish Whips him to the corner. Raven counters a clothesline to the corner and follows it with a bulldog. Raven locks Blake into a grounded sleeper hold, but Blake gets back to his feet pretty quickly. Blake tosses Raven over his head and into the corner than hits him with a big clothesline. Blake picks Raven back up fast and dlivers a scoop slam before running off the ropes and inot another knee drop. Blake pops up and leans over keeping his face from being seen. He turns around on one knee watching Raven and hits... The Silver Bullet! he goes for a pinfall. One..... Two..... Raven kicks out!
Blake slams his fist on the mat and than stands back up arguing with the ref about the count. "Don't look at me!" He shoves the Ref and than Raven hits him with The Nail in the Back!! Raven goes for a cover of his own he could steal the win here!!! One.... Two.... Blake throws Raven off him and across the ring, what power!
Raven is back up still brawling it out with Blake and falling up just short, than Raven catches Blake with a missile dropkick out of desperation and it takes the big guy down. Now Trueblood needs to capitalize and he locks on the cross, but Blake will not tap out. The Night Demon rolls through the move and gets Raven's shoulders to the mat. One.... Two.... Raven kicks out and still has a hold of Blake, but now Blake hits a belly to back suplex. Blake locks Raven into a wrist lock and tugs hard on his arm over and over, than hits a knee to the gut. Blake gets Raven up for The Time Bomb, Raven reverses into a suplex. Raven gets a hold of Blake punching him several times and then dropping an elbow onto him. Raven lifts Blake to his feet and punches him knocking him back and whipping his hair out of his face. BLAKE COVERS HIS FACE AND SCREAMS AT RAVEN! He lifts him up and guillotine off the ropes Raven falls back holding his neck. Blake stomps hard on Raven, but one the second time Raven grabs his ankle and trips him. Raven applies The Figure Four! Blake slams his fist on the mat and screams, his bearded face covered in agony. Blake punches himself in the face and than rolls over Raven! Trueblood manages to get out of the reversal, both men are a bit tender on the legs now. Blake rushes at Raven but he dodges out of the way, Blake hits the top turnbuckle! Raven ... the wicked path! He has Blake out! Raven gasp for breath on the mat and fights to get himself rolled over onto Blake's chest. The ref counts the cover! One.... Two.... Blake kicks out!!!
And of course.... here comes Shane and Josie come out to help their buddy Dorian Blake. They seem pretty beat up but Josie has the barbewire, glass covered baseball bat, and Shane has.... Mistress Pain's whip?!?!? what.... I am not sure anyway, they slide into the ring and ambush Raven. Josie swings her weapon into his stomach, and Shane wraps the whip around his throat. Blake sits up in the corner with his wife rubbing his back from outside the ring showing signs of endearment. Blake pulls himself up by the ropes and hits a running uppercut to Raven! He turns around and points at Raven as Josie and Shane continue to beat on him. Blake smiles and starts to laugh when.... DOPE hits the scene, Judas Tyme and Brandon Young storm into the ring. They hits a double team clothesline on Blake. Than both of them rush Josie and Shane knocking their weapons out of their hands and giving them even more of a beat down than earlier. Judas shout at the crowd while B. Young takes off his titles and holds them up bragging about being a double champion just like Blake.
Shane and Josie roll out of the ring, but Judas and Brandon stay on them the fight shifts to the backstage area with the Homies joining in on it. Raven is back up before Blake thanks to the chaos. He laughs and hits a shinning wizard, Blake kicks out of the pin attempt fast though. Raven must be getting frustrated as he grips Blake into a side headlock again. "JUST GIVE UP!" Raven shouts and he wrenches tighter on the hold. Blake gets to his feet and hits a belly to back suplex WITH A BRIDGE!?! One... Two... Raven kicks out!!! Raven is in the corner a little shocked at where that move came from than he shakes his head smirking. He walks over to Blake and stomps on his back and than pulls him to his feet. Blake pushes Raven away and kicks him in the gut.... he hits The Descent! Blake's a bit winded and slot for the cover. One... Two... Raven once more with the kick out!! Blake Irish whips Raven to the corner and goes for The Silver Bullet.... Raven yanks the ref in front of him OH NO!!! Blake hits the Ref and Raven all at the same time!
Everyone in the ring is down. Mistress Pain appears at the entrance.
Pain: "Nevermore..... Nevermore..... NEVERMORE!"
She says in a mic distracting Raven. Behind him Blake goes for another Descent! ... But Geronimo attacks Blake when the Ref is down, and Doc blindsides Raven with a kick to the skull.
Pain: "I will get my own justice around here. Who will stand up for poor little me. WELL???"
She hears a knock at the door... Why is there a door here!? Pain turns to the left and sees the same door Blake saw just before his match. Blake rolls out of the ring walks hastily over to the door Pain backs away from him.
Pain: "Now Blake... you are Blake right? You wouldn't hit a lady right?"
She smiles and winks at him. He covers his face with his left hand and opens the door towards himself and right as he opens it he gets hit with a missile dropkick from Paroxysm. Paroxysm is wearing Blake's ripped up, cut up mask over top of his own and jumps on top of Blake and starts raining down rights and lefts! Raven sees what's going on and rushes up the ramp to stop Paro and pull him off Blake, but than Pain's oddities attack him from the side. the large blue man Geronimo and Doc pummel Raven. There's another knock at the door. Doc, who hasn't seen that only bad things happen when you open the random door, turns around and looks at Pain and than Geronimo to see what's going on and he hears another knock. He opens the door, and is greeted by a flying Aidan Ca$h, who was thrown at him by Mark Maddow! Geronimo rushes over to protect Doc. Paroxysm rolls Blake into the ring and looks around. He walks over and taps Pain on the shoulder and Pain turns to see him and MaddCa$h, she plays innocent and backs away from them. Maddow and Cash run to the ring and start to beat down on her Oddities before they escape altogether. Than they turn their attention on Blake and Paroxysm talks them. "Guys stop... won't win that way. I have to beat her first." They look at one another and Cash hits a superkick on Raven before agreeing with Paro and the three of them exit the back. Mary Jane is patting Blake on the face trying to get him to wake up, he jolts awake and spins to his stomach. He slams his fist on the mat as if about to toss a temper tantrum. Mary Jane points out that Raven is still down to him. Blake is in the corner and lets out a loud Barbarian war cry before rushing at Raven THE SILVER BULLET!!! He waste no time grabbing Raven like a rag doll and putting the explanation point on the end of all this with another Descent! Ravens head hits the mat sharply before Blake pushes him over and hooks the outside leg aggressively. "COME ON REF!!!" Blake shouts.
One.....
Two.....
Three!!!!
Blake slides out of the ring and Mary Jane happily places his black towel over his head to keep him ... calm? She also hands him his championships and she leads him to the back while people boo at them. Medics come out and put Raven in a neck brace and on a strecher than roll him to the back. We go back to Pat & Dick in the booth.
DICK- "My God those two put on a battle! What the hell was everyone doing out at the ring?"
PAT- "Midsummer's Scream Dick... they all want that spotlight, everyone wants that attention. They want to be the feature attraction, hell yeah! I love my job!"
DICK- "The Champ is still unusual without his mask did you even notice whats wrong with his face?"
PAT- "How the fuck could I?? He won't hold still and its not like we film in HD Dick! Either way his wife is hot and I don't need HD to see that. Meow! Speaking of Meows... Mistress Pain and Paroxysm are next, dis you see Ol Peasy out there playing with Mistress Pain's head? That a boy, that a boy. Dick I think the first man to ever tame Mistress Pain is gonna be P to the R X-sizzle. I am not sure about anyone else but I am super excited about this match. These two as far as I know have not faced off that much and both have held gold here in the IWS so it should be good."
DICK- "It should needless to say I am sure both have their heads in other places."
PAT- "DICK! Don't talk bad about a lady... even if she is Mistress Pain."
DICK- "What?"
PAT- "Talking about where her head has been... that's just nasty namething right there. I will not approve at all Dick!"
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Blake rushes to the back with Mary Jane chasing after him holding onto his tag title and IWS universe title.
Blake: "YOUNG!!!"
He is throwing trash cans across the hallway and shoving people out of his road. Mary Jane has a worried face as she continues to follow him during his rampage. A bystandard happens to look at him just a little too long and Blake grabs him by the collar of the shirt.
Blake: "WHAT ARE YOU STARING AT? DON'T LOOK AT ME!"
He tosses the guy a good 5 or maybe 10 yards away and than there is the sound of fighting as Blake turns and sees the Homies and B.Young beating up Shane and Josie.
Blake: "HEY!"
He chases them, but around the corner (SMACK!) Judas slams a steel chair into his face! He steps out from behind a corner and cracks the weapon over the back of Blake's head this time.
"OH MY GOD! BLAKE!" Mary Jane cries out and rushes to her fallen husband. Judas steps from around the corner and looks around and than at B. Young.
Judas: "You tell Legendary when they wake up they better figure out who is facing Dope, can ya do that woman?"
Mary Jane nods at them and Judas chuckles and high fives the Homies who seem very excited to be beating up people with a large dude like him.
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--Singles IWS Match--{Advertised Main Event}
-- Mistress Pain vs. Paroxysm--
Mistress Pain makes her way to the ring being accompanied by Doc and Geronimo. The Oddities climb up on the apron first and hold the ropes for Mistress who slowly and seductively shimmies through the ropes. Doc and Geronimo climb through the ropes right behind her. Already in the ring, Paroxysm is sitting on the far turnbuckle eating a carrot and turns to the Oddities and says "Ehhh, what's up, Doc?" The Oddities start to walk towards Paroxysm when MaddCa$h hop up on the apron behind Paro and start to climb into the ring. At the sight of MaddCa$h, the Oddities stop in their tracks and confer with each other as to whether or not they should continue to pursue Paro and his merry band of pranksters. Mistress makes the decision for them by commanding the Oddities to stand down. Obediently they stop where they are. Paro hops down off the turnbuckle and walks up a little closer to the Oddities, examining them in a manner similar to how a bonobo monkey would examine a new object. Naturally, Paro throws his half eaten carrot in Doc's face. Doc balls his fists and starts toward Paro before Mistress walks up behind Doc and puts her hands on his chest, and says "Not yet Doc," as she runs her hands up and down his chest, "Do you feel that? That urge? That wanting? That desire. That growing… ant-ici-pation," she pauses as she breathes in deeply and momentarily looks over her shoulder at Paro and MaddCa$h. "Now," she says turning back to Doc softly stroking his chest, "be a good boy, and you and Geronimo find a good spot outside the ring and keep an eye on those two heathens Ca$h and Maddow." The Oddities climb out the ring and MaddCa$h do the same. While The Oddities stand at ringside, Aidan Ca$h makes a few fans get out of their seats while Maddow hits up a beer vendor for a couple of beverages for him and Aidan. Inside the ring, we're *finally* ready to start.
DING! DING! DING!
Pain and Paro circle each other before finally tangling up. Pain tries to bite Paro's face. Paro backs away, but it's enough of a distraction for Pain to gain control with a side headlock of doom. Paro tries to push her off and into the ropes, but Pain uses his momentum against him and turns it into a springboard bulldog. Pain goes for the quick cover, but only gets a one count. She hits Paro with an elbow and goes for the pin again, but doesn't even get a one count before Paro is able to push her off of him. Paro scrambles away and gets to his feet. Pain hops to her feet as well and charges after Paro. Paro ducks the clothesline attempt. As Pain passes Paro pivots and pushes her, propelling her into the ropes. Pain bounces off and Paro catches her with a powerslam. Paro kips up to his feet and hits a standing Marie Antoinette. He quickly goes for the cover but barely gets a two count.
Paro drags Pain back to her feet and sets her up for a snap suplex attempt, but Pain blocks it with her leg and reverses it into a snap suplex of her own. Pain gets to her feet quickly and starts to stomp on Paro. Paro manages to roll towards the rope and force a break, but Pain doesn't let up. The ref finally pulls her off Paro. Paro rolls out of the ring and falls onto the ground. Paro slowly gets to his feet. Inside the ring, Pain distracts the referee. Outside the ring, the Oddities start to surround Paro. Fortunately for Paro, he rolled out of the ring on the same side that Aidan and Maddow grabbed seats. MaddCa$h stand up and stare at Doc and Geronimo as Paro gets back to his feet. Paro grabs the 24oz beer out of Aidan's hand and chugs the last half. Paro lets out a loud belch, tosses the cup to the side, and shouts "someone get Aidan Ca$h a beer!" before he rolls back into the ring.
Mistress Pain is there and greets him with more stomps. Paro quickly rolls back onto the apron and the ref steps in front of Pain to prevent her from any more illegal attacks on Paro. Paro gets to his feet as Pain shoves the ref to the side and swings wildly after Paro. Paro ducks the swing and hits Mistress Pain in the shoulder, causing her to double over. Paro then springs over the top rope and hits Pain with a sunset flip. The ref slides into position to count the pin, but it only gets two before Pain kicks out.
Paro gets to his feet first and pulls Pain up by her hair. Paro sets Pain up for the Sidewinder DDT! He lifts her partway into the air, but can't get her all the way up. He tries again, but Pain reverses it into a fireman's carry. She goes for the PainKiller and CONNECTS! Pain goes for the cover…
ONE...
TWO…
THRE…
NO! Paro gets a foot on the rope at pi - 0.15 seconds and just barely avoids the three count! Mistress Pain is furious and quickly gets into the refs face and backs him into a corner, berating him for his inability to count, his incompetence, and his incontinence, which was a personal matter that Michael S. Hickenbottom, the longtime junior iWs referee, did not want the world to know about. And yet, here was: standing in front of at least 5,000 people, 175 sand people, 7 camels, and 3 prairie dogs - and they all knew about his incontinence issues. His embarrassment was tremendous, it was a terrible embarrassment. It was sad, really. He turned bright red. Red like the squiggly line on my screen under Hickenbottom. And he knew that his long-time friend, hopefully one day girlfriend, but you just can't rush into these things all wily-nilly like; first the courtship phase, and then the engagement phase, and then the wedding planning phase, and the wedding phase, and then the misery phase… where was I? Oh yes, Michael S. Hickenbottom and his friend of 7 years that he hoped to one day date, and, if everything went well, they might get engaged, the spinster Miss Melanie J. Crowell surely was watching the illegal feed of Injection that was being broadcast, and certainly she now knew of his incontinence issues and there was no way that woman of her stature, 44 years old and never once had a moment of physical intimacy with another man (or woman - this is the 21st century after all), would want to get engaged to him, a man with incontinence issues. Yes, she, Miss Melanie J. Crowell, would be thinking so little of Michael and that weight bore on him as he cowered in the corner, the ropes surrounding him and Mistress yelling, a symbol of his incontinent cross to bear.
Meanwhile, Paroxysm had time to recover to his feet and take a few selfies with fans and he even took one with Aidan, and the Oddities were so caught up in the fun the crowd was having with Paro they even helped to take a few pictures of Paro and the fans. Doc snaps out of it and flashes the camera at Maddow and kicks Ca$. Geronimo is confused and Paro repeats the same thing with the flash and than a kick to the gut. Paro finally rolls back into the ring and sneaks up behind Mistress Pain and taps her on the shoulder. Pain jumps up, startled, and turns and swings wildly. Paro ducks, grabs her by the waist, and hits her with a Northern Lights suplex. Fueled by adrenaline, Pain hops up and tries to charge Paro, but he ducks and catches her around the waist as she passes, and hits her with a German suplex. Pain tries to get to her feet, but Paro hits her with a running knee. Paro hops to the top turnbuckle and calls for the Marie Antoinette and… hits it! Paro hooks the leg and Michael S. Hickenbottom, who has finally recovered enough to pay attention to the match, slides into place and makes the cover…
ONE...
TWO…
THREE!
Doc & Geronimo charge the ring and Paroxysm makes a quick escape. He celebrates while his friends Maddow & Ca$h.
DING DING DING!
Winner by pinfall: Paroxysm!
Doc is furious and shaking the ropes. Geronimo checks on Mistress and she comes to pushing him over and getting up glaring at Paroxysm. Doc holds the ropes for her and seems highly concerned with her welfare.
DICK- "I am very impressed with Paroxysm and Mistress Pain's showing in this match Pat. The two of them have really shown why they are the here and now of IWS."
PAT- "Yea yea... All I can think about Dick is marriage... poor... poor Michael S. Hickenbottom, you know his brother's name is Micheal J. Hickenbottom?"
DICK- "I did not know that."
PAT- "That is because you don't care about the little guy Dick. I want you to know Michael S. Hickenbottom that I am here for you man. Mistress Pain can be savage sometimes man...just savage. I don't blame you if that was a fast count for Paroxysm..."
DICK- "IT was not!"
PAT- "I am just saying it could have been... the three happened before I knew what happened, but doesn't matter the books will say it was a clean win."
DICK- "Because it was Pat.... our main event is up next ladies and gentlemen. Brandon Young has selected Judas Tyme to be his partner, we will hear from Legendary who will represent their team. so stay tuned...."
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Mary Jane: "You're not fighting again, Paroxysm wants to really hurt you."
Josie and Shane are icing down their injured muscles and joints while Blake's wife talks to him. He is on a cot with a medic shining a light in his eyes checking him for a concussion.
Shane: "Don't even think about it. I want to fight with my woman, I want to show that little turd that he is nothing but a piece of shit stinking up this place."
Josie likes the distaste in Shane's voice after tonight and the tv title incident both of them have had the title and Brandon Young took it from them.
Josie: "Listen to her Blake... we got this. Shane and I will go get the job done and than be back and we can party."
Shane: "I might even take back my tv title."
the camera backs off and we fade out.
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---main event-- For the IWS Tag Team Championship
Brandon Young & Judas Tyme vs. Legendary (Shane & Josie)
---main event-- For the IWS Tag Team Championship
Brandon Young & Judas Tyme vs. Legendary (Shane & Josie)
The newly dubbed DOPE makes their way to the ring, Dope by Tyga Feat. Rick Ross Brandon Young followed close by his Homies and showing off his TV Championship. Judas towers over people slowly making his way to the ring with his new tag team partner. Judas climbs over the top rope and into the ring holding his arms up and roaring "DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE" at the fans. Brandon Young losing his mind next to him flashing off all his gold, both guys get a mixed reaction from fans. Than they look to one another about who will start things off in this match.
Legendary's theme Shane and Josie walk out they look beat up, but are still thirsty to get to that ring and kick ass. The two stomp down to the ring with intense looks on their faces while looking at DOPE. Josie and Shane climb the ring apron while B. Young hands off his tv title to his Homie Willie and than his expensive jacket. Judas is ready for action and B.Young eggs on Shane and Josie. They get into the ring and slowly stare down and inch in on DOPE. Shane starts with a strike to B.Young and Josie watches as Judas looks at them and hits him from the side with a forearm.
DING DING DING!!!
With the advantage Josie gets Judas to the corner, but he tosses her clear across the ring before the ref convinces him to get to his corner. She takes that moment to hit a double suplex with Shane on B. Young, he grabs Young by the hair and punches him stiffly in the forehead before bringing him up to his feet. Trudex hammers away with right hands to Young in the corner. He then back off, screams out "Oooooh Canada" then runs in and nails running dropkick to his Young. His body drops forwards to the mat and Trudex covers him for a pinfall.
One...
B. Young kicks out with Judas shouting through the ropes to look for a tag. Shane grabs Young by the hair again disrespectfully and tags in Josie. She hits a One arm bulldog on B.Young and than follows it up with a Shining Wizard. Josie takes the extra time to taunt Judas Tyme and the Homies at ringside, the fans don't like this and boo her though some are still die hard Josie fans and like her antagonizing. B. Young punches her as she turns back to him and than gain he backs her to the ropes and Irish whips her, but Josie reverses it. Young rolls over her as she bends forward and than kicks out her legs from under her. B.Young runs off the ropes and goes for a running senton on Josie, but she lifts her knees to hit his kidneys. He grabs his lower back, and Josie hooks her arms around his head and tags in Shane holding down Brandon Young for him to kick in the lower back where her knees hit.
Shane delivers some great boxing strikes and B.Young tries to shake out the cobwebs throwing some back but obviously those heavy hits have him seeing double as he misses Shane. Quickly Shane grabs B.Young from behind as he misses him and hits a russian leg sweep into a facebuster. Shane rolls over on his stomach and does a few push-ups while laughing at B.Young. He stands up and stomps on Young a few times before tagging in Josie and holding Young so she can kick him in the face. Shane holds his hands up as the Ref threatens to DQ them. Josie goes for a pinfall...
One...
Tw... B.Young kicks out as the Ref's hand hit for two. She doesn't seem able to believe this and her temper grows. Josie smashes Brandon's face into the mat and grinds it into the canvas. Judas intervenes and kicks her in the back of the head. Shane jumps into the ring and clotheslines Judas and himself out of the ring. Josie holds her head but once more goes for another pinfall.
One...
Two...
This time B.Young kicks out with some UMPH! He was resting! Josie rolls over and gets to her feet, but Young is also back up to his feet. They run at one another, and Young hits a neckbreaker. Josie again bullheadedly get up and rushes him. Young dodges out of the way and Josie hits her head on the middle turnbuckle. Brandon spits in Josie's face, and then low blows her she just looks at him. He grumbles and punches her hard with both his fist right in the tits! Brandon finishes this up with a HUGE swinging neckbreaker! He hooks Josie's legs with his and her outside leg with one arm while holding her arm with his other. The ref counts...
One....
Two....
Thr ... Shane breaks up the count! Brandon gets up and ducks a punch from Shane and spits in his face before kicking him hard in the nads! He starts talking smack as he kicks Shane out of the ring, but he forgot about Josie. She is waiting for him and hits The Head Wound! B.Young is out... Josie is feeling the effects of the fight earlier. She crawls into a cover very slowly and Judas breaks it up before there is even a One. He trash talks her and Josie shouts back at him before grabbing Brandon for another move, but SMALL PACKAGE FROM YOUNG!!!
ONE ... NO Josie gets free. Both wrestlers hit each other with a clothesline and are down. Judas REALLY wants this tag! Josie stirs first hearing Shane encouraging her to tag him in so she can rest. B.Young seems like he took a good hit to the head as he wobbles up trying to fight through the disorientation. Josie makes the tag first, Shane rushes in, but Brandon jumps to his corner and tags in Judas!
The nearly 7 feet tall acrobat enters the ring and begs Shane to come at him. Shane hits him with some strong strikes and Judas is backed to the ropes, but he shoves Shane away from him and than hits him with a running Yakuza Kick! Shane is nearly decapitated and Judas shouts at him. "That's DOPE BABY!" Josie rushes him, but B Young cuts her off SOMEHOW! How is this cockroach staying in this?!?! Judas turns to Shane as he finds his feet and hits The Chaos Theory, Judas covers the Trademark while Brandon is attack Josie on the outside.
One...
Two...
Three!!!
DING DING DING!!
Judas releases Shane and Brandon Young and The Homies rush into the ring tickled pink that they have won. The Ref hands Judas his tag team championship and Brandon Young lifts his partner's arm high (as he can) in the air.
B.Young: "Come on Legendary that's all you got?!"
Josie pulls Shane out of the ring she looks like there is a strong bitter taste in her mouth listening to Brandon talk his shit, but she will wait for another day to get back at him. She makes sure that Shane is ok he seems lost with a ringing in his ears and she gets him to the back.
YOUR WINNERS.... AND NEW IWS TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD ... The team of Judas Tyme and Brandon Young ... DOPE!
The show ends with Dope celebrating the big win as the broadcast ends.
Backstage:
Shane is standing with Josie. and in front of them is Dorian Blake the IWS World Tag team championship around his waist and the IWS Universe title around his left shoulder. On his right arm is his wife Mary Jane. His mask is gone, but over his head is a black towel that matches his all black sleeveless jumpsuit.
Trudex: "Look at you, IWS Universe champion and One half of the World tag team champions. Bro... you carried that little dude. He didn't carry you, you are the fricking Universe champion. What singles title has he ever held? Ha! Bro and look at this... *clinks the TV Title* ... I got me some nice looking attire myself for my return. Legendary is back baby!"
*clears throat*
Josie looks over Shane with disgust and he turns and sees Brandon Young and his homies. Over his shoulder is a nicely polished World Tag Team Title.
B. Young: "Yo yo yo looky what we got here a bunch of legenDairy, past the date and man do they stink."
Shane gets angry about this and it shows, Josie smirks still disgusted by B.Young being near her at all.
B. Young: "I won my half of the tag team titles yo, not you and not Josie and B.Young.. he don't roll with a bunch of dairy cows man."
Shane: "You will never be in our league! You want to fight man? You want to take a trip to crazy town, Trademark USA. My girl and I we could whip you and your homies. Blake don't have to even get involved."
B.Young: "Cause he chicken he don't get involved with nothing that aint fishy."
Blake almost stepped forward but Shane held him back. He turned back to B. Young not wanting to take anymore of his smack talk.
Shane: "All of us we have held singles titles, that title you have... it belongs with us."
Queen Sophie: "People please... Normally I would require Mr. Blake to get involved, but Mr. Young if you are unhappy with your partner I might have an idea."
B. Young: "Go on lady I am all ears."
Queen Sophie: "Brandon Young and his choice of partner facing two members of Legendary. The winners will be the undisputed tag team champions."
Shane and Josie nod liking the idea and B. Young smirks and looks at Queen Sophie.
B.Young: "I don't need a partner lady, but I think I got the perfect guy in mind to teach these losers that I am S-W-I-F-T... Swift."
Him and his homies exit the scene and Queen Sophie makes sure that Legendary understand the rules of the night as we fade away.
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DICK- "I guess we will be having a new main event this evening. Of course as advertised Mistress Pain will be facing Paroxysm. Both looking to get that win before heading into Midsummer's Scream this coming week.
PAT- "Hell yeah! Dick am I excited about Midsummer's Scream too. Paroxysm is chasing down the champion, but with or without his mask I think Dorian Blake is going to dominate just like usual. Just like this twerp B Young is going to regret getting in the Champion's way."
DICK- "Starting off the action we have a 7 person elimination match. let's go to ringside."
--7 man elimination style IWS Match--
-- Angel Love vs. Bambi Klymaxxx vs. Christian 'The King' Keenan vs. 'The Prince of Peace' James Keenan vs. The Great Mufasa vs. 'The Wolf' Dolphus Dresden vs. Jafar Mahal--
DING DING DING!
The match starts off like most clusterfuck matches like this do. Everyone taking shots at one another and The Great Mufasa tosses James out of the ring. Christian delivers kicks to the quad wanting to take down the giant man. He runs off the ropes, but Mufasa chops him across the head. Angel is busy tying up with Bambi and the two spill out of the ring to the outside floor. Jafar grabs Christian and gets a shot to the gut for his trouble. Mufasa picks up Christian and delivers a chokeslam he goes for the pinfall. Only a TWO! James broke up the count, I guess they are working together here as is The Indian Empire. the four men strike each other and The Second City Saints James & Christian manage to hit a kneebuster, suplex combination onto Jafar, and Christian goes for the pinfall this time. Mufasa saves it for hit team just barely!
Mufasa delivers a double chokeslam to both James & Christian.... WOLFBITE!!! Dolphus Dresden hits Mufasa out of nowhere apparently keeping a low profile until now, he hooks the leg on the giant. One, two, Three!!
The Great Mufasa has been eliminated!
Angel rolls Bambi back into the ring after hitting her with a strong elbow. Dolphus stomps on James and than shoves him out of the ring. He is measuring up Christian now while Angel delivers an elbow to Bambi on the ring apron. He goes for the Wolfbite, but Christian counters, he goes for a pinfall on The Wolf!! One... Two... Angel breaks up the count, she stays on Christian with sharp stomps and than an elbow with a side headlock. Christian makes it back to his feet, but Dresden is there waiting for him he grabs Christian into a suplex position holding him up letting the blood rush to his head. Angel climbs the ropes and hits a flying cross body on Christian, she hooks the leg. One... Two... JAMES WITH THE SAVE!!
Dresden clotheslines James out of the ring both men crash to the outside. Angel makes it back to her feet, but Jafar grabs her for a DDT. Angel reverses the move and hits a DDT of her own. This seems to take a bit out of her as she takes awhile to get back up. Bambi attempts a pinfall on Jafar, but he kicks out! Bambi stomps around the mat and the fans gets behind her as she shouts at them to work them up in her favor. Jafar gets up and Bambi rushes him, he ducks her clothesline though but Christian with a scissors kick! NO Jafar ducks that too..CHristian hits Bambi!!! He can't believe it he stops and questions rather to check on her or not. Jafar takes advantage of this and hits a low blow on Christian, than rolls him up and grabs the tight. One.... Two.... Three!!!
Christian Keenan has been eliminated!
Jafar mocks Christian as he exits, after finally getting up and punching Dresden back down and Irish whipping him into the steel ring steps James finds his way back into the ring he hooks Jafar into the Peace of Pain!!! Jafar can't withstand it and quickly submits to the devastating Full Nelson.
Jafar Mahal has been eliminated!!
Angel his a dropkick to James and knocks him into a guillotine on the ropes, she runs off the ropes and hits a Big Boss man attack to James. The crowd is really into Angel's momentum. Bambi is back up and gets a school girl on Angel, but Angel kicks out! She is back up fast and hits a bad ass clothesline on Bambi, she than locks on her submission. Sweet Dreams!!! Bambi has no choice she taps out to quickly get out of the hold and save her spine.
Bambi Klymaxxx has been eliminated!
Dresden waste no time he over powers Angel and gets her into a front headlock and than hoist her up for a suplex. Only... James meets Dresden with a missile dropkick off the top rope to the ribs. Dresden and Angel both got down hard. James grabs Dresden and hits a german suplex, and than rolls him over fighting to get another German...James is rolling him over for one more, but Dresden is fighting against him. James wins out and hits the 3rd one getting a pop from the crowd. He goes to the corner once more looking for the Peace of Pain, but Angel rushes him delivering a kitchen sink to the corner. She knocks James down and hits The Nosejob!! She rolls around but Dresden grabs her, she rolls him up... One... Two... Dresden kicks out! They are back up Love Injection!! She kicks Dresden in the face and covers him. One... Two...Three!!!
Dolphus Dresden has been eliminated!
Angel is on the ropes now this match has taken a lot out of her. James is back up and delivers a forearm punch and than another, he Irish whips Angel into the ropes, but she rolls over his bent position she hits him with a roundhouse kick and goes for a quick cover... One... Two.... James kicks out!! Angel doesn't let frustration get ot her as she gets back to her feet and watches James she goes for The Nosejob again, but James counters her and kicks her hard in the stomach knocking her down flat on her face. He stumbles a little and than goes for a cover on Angel.... One... Two.... Angel just gets the shoulder up! James is beside himself.
"I am a man!! She can't beat me!!" The fans boo him and he takes out his frustration but stomping hard on Angel's shoulder he picks her up like a rage doll and applies a bear hug mocking how tiny and frail she is because she is a girl. He clinches tightly onto her, and Angel can barely breath, she elbows his head and than smacks her hands together over his ear. James drops her and wobbles around now that his ears are ringing he has lost his equal Librium. James turns but he is hit with The Love Injection!!! Angel stumbles and crawls over him for the pinfall... One... Two... Three!!!
DING DING DING!
James Keenan has been Eliminated ..... here is your Winner of the match. The Perfect Ten.... Angel Loooooooove!
Angel climbs the turnbuckle to celebrate her huge return victory! She holds her ribs being a little sore after all that and poses for the crowd as we go back to Dick & Pat.
DICK- "The Perfect Ten is back, and she hasn't seems to missed a step at all."
PAT- "Yea she has babies and she bakes cookies makes sweet tea and lemonade and STILL is out there beating people up inside the IWS ring. This is real wrestling folks, this is your momma and poppa and sister getting rough and tough. You know what... fuck her Dick! She stole that victory from The Wolf!"
DICK- "What are you talking about Pat?"
PAT- "I am talking about how she should have laid down like a good little bitch."
DICK- "PAT!"
PAT- "What she a female dog man... whatevers. The fact of the matter is that Angel was by no means the break out star of that match. I seen a whole new side to Christian King...Uh oh yeah Keenan. He would have most likley won this match or his brother had that idiot sexbot Bambi. The one thing that saves Angel for me Dick... is that she is part of the Natural Order and that's why I like her, but I will never forgive her Dick...Never!"
DICK- "Forgive her for what Pat?"
PAT- "Sp many things... not not naming her finishing move the Love Pat. heh? For not having my baby Dick...but most of all for winning the tag team titles with Josie Pleasure."
DICK- "So you'll also hate The Trademark if he wins the tag titles alongside Josie later tonight?"
PAT- "Oh yeah that's happening. Ya damn right, and Blake too! Hell I might even... I might even become one of B. Young's Homies if he wins here tonight Dick."
DICK- "That will be something to see Pat. I have just been told that Brandon Young has jumpped Shane Trudex backstage with a ref and is the new TV Champion."
PAT- "NO WAY!"
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Judas Tyme is backstage and so is his sexy sexy sexy assistant Miss Hyde. she holds a tape recorder now while Judas dampens his hair and brushes his hand through it. He looks massive like a tree and smiles at her.
Judas: "Ya know I have been here before Miss Hyde."
Miss Hyde: "Yes I do Mister Tyme."
Judas: "You know the amount of merch we can sell together as apposed to seperated. I mean.. I talked to a guy know what I am saying.."
Miss Hyde: "I sure do Mister Tyme... Watch for Merch sales."
Brandon Young enters the scene with his homies following. On his shoulder is his hald of the IWS World Tag team championship.
B.Young: "Yo yo yo! What we got here, you are ready for this match right man?"
Judas: "Believe me man nobody is more ready than me. You made the right choice if anyone can win a tag team match it's me."
B.Young: "Well all this gold is a bit heavy, who do Legendary think they are eh? Let's take care of that problem for Blake and Shane here tonight."
The IWS interviewer Kandi Apple approves them and finally grabs their attention.
Kandi Apple: "Brandon Young tonight you and a partner will face Josie and Shane possible Dorian Blake for the IWS Tag Team championship. How does it feel heading into this match after winning the tag titles just last ppv with the IWS Champ?"
Judas: "You mind?"
B.Young: "Go for it man."
Judas: "Kandi... B.Y has said it already he could have won that match himself had cooperate let him enter it twice. This guy right here is a fireball he is a G man. Thats why I say this is dope, its awesome. We don't care about cheers or boos what we care about is being famous and talking that shit. You wanna hate us go on and hate you want to love us..."
B.Young: "Than give me them digits. yo yo yo!"
Judas: "yea what he said. What Legendary is failing to realize is they are obsolete. This is not some history lesson it is present day live action. B.Y has his half now I need to go out there and earn mine."
They walk off from Kandi and the scene fades back to Dick and Pat.
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DICK- "We could have a couple of Dope Tag team champions Pat."
PAT- "No... just no. I am the only dope around here Dick... I mean... well either way. These two can not just form a team and defeat an established unit like Legendary. They will regret Queen Sophie making this match tonight."
DICK- "Yes but we need to know who the real tag team champions are. Is it Legendary or is it these guys. Dope as they seem to be going by. We go to ringside now where The Fall of Adam is inside the ring. They will join with Maddow and Cash to face The World's Greatest American Throwback and The Nasty Nameths."
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The Fall of Adam's Theme Song- Broken Dreams by Shaman's Harvest
The Fall of Adam enters the ring and Adam McGavin spins around the ring holding his metal spike in his mouth and a mic in is right hand. He lifts the mic to his lips as their theme music fades. Some of the fans quiet to listen but most boo him.
Adam: "Nothing you do will be sweeter to me than listening to the screams of the Nameths tonight. Do you see this weapon in my hand? She is my friend, my one confident that has always been there. The scars on my body come from her and some I have put into others she told me to do. Hehe. Come on IWS! Where are your heroes? (Boos rain) My brothers stand behind me, and they stand beside me. Where do you stand IWS? Are you not smart enough to follow the Fall of Adam? (They continue to boo) I did not think you were."
He looks at his team mates knowing he has the crowd hating him for the most part. He closes his eyes and drapes his arms to the side and puts the mic back to his lips.
Adam: "Feed it to me, feed me your hate."
He raised his arms again and drinks in the boos from the crowd as they are not into his arrogant attitude.
Adam: "You are all lost like the Nameths... specifically poor little Bobby. That is what happens when you think life is care-free and you can live fast and loose. Reality will blanket you, the weight of society will crush the breath out of all of you. Most of you are there already... I can see it. You pay to come to this show, you spend hours driving through sand to get here and spend even more on ice water we imported from Mexico. How pathetic are all of you really? You spend your last dime to come here, what you have left you spend at the event. Ha! You are all as stupid as The Nameth. (Cheers) Go on cheer them, your cheers mean nothing... they are just broken dreams waiting to happen."
The Nasty Nameth's theme song
Joey Nameth comes out and paces obviously what Adam said got under his skin somewhat. Dwayne and Freddy walk out next to him as the flatline sound hits.
(cheers)
Dwayne: "Are you ready to get NAAAAASTY?!?!?! ..... LET"S GO!"
All three of them rush to the ring and Freddy & Dwayne slide in without hesitation getting kicked by Moses and Harper. Adam hits Joe as he steps over the top rope but he just glares at him wide eyed. He blocks a second punch and than hits Adam knocking him back and he gets out of the ring. Freddy and Dwayne are fighting back against Moses and Harper, The Brothers are Irish whipped at one another and than hook arms twirling each other around and at their opponents both hitting a shoulder block. Joe hits a big boot to Moses first in the corner and than turns and Dwayne Irish whips Harper at Joey and The Boss of Thunder hits him with a big boot as well. The fans love this and are loud about it. The Nameths stand tall in the ring while Adam regroups his team as the match is about to begin.
Killer Queen Starts to play and Queen Sophie comes out.
Queen: "That's enough of this... you all want to fight... I am adding Sheamus Moses and Joey Nameth to this match. This is now a 10 man tag team match."
The Nameths seems to like that idea a lot, and Adam laughs telling them they are over now.
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--10 man tag team match--
Maddow & Cash & FoA vs. WGAT & Nasty Nameths
After Maddow & Cash entered and WGAT followed all 10 men are at ringside and the ref signals for the bell.
DING DING DING!
Maddow is going to start things off against Dwayne Nameth, the Absolute Element, Dwayne shows his grappling ability much to the astonishment of Mark Maddow. He manages to stop that with his raw power! sit out powerbomb from Maddow to Dwayne, now Maddow turns to his corner and gets the tag. Cash is fast to jump over Dwayne and knock Freddy off the ring apron as well as Joey. He turns and kicks Dwayne upside the head (CRACK) and hooks his leg doe a cover... but he only gets a sloppy two count. Cash keeps a hold of Dwayne's head and pulls him over to his corner holding him in a front headlock while Adam makes the tag in. He kicks Dwayne in the ribs and than punches him in the face. He Irish whips Dwaye into the ropes, but is kicked for ducking too early. Dwayne runs off the ropes, but Adam is not out of it enough and catches him with a spinebuster, he hooks the leg for a cover. One.... Two....
Dwayne kicks out with Freedy screaming at him from the ring apron, Adam picks up Dwayne and drags him over to his team's corner. Adam tags in Sheamus Moses and the round man delivers a stiff jab and than another and another, he Irish whips Dwayne into the corner and pancakes him into the turnbuckle. Sheamous spins around his arms at his side and Dwayne wobbles over to him, Sheamus picks him up, but Dwayne reverses! He hits Sheamus and than again and hits a Reverse STO he couldn't follow up like usual for his Wolf's Bane. Dwayne crawls over and gets a tag to Biggs' long arm.
Biggs rushes in and hits Maddow, but Cash hops off the ring apron before he could him. He turns around and lowers the straps of his singlet getting some girls to yell wooooo! Outside the ring Shagwell is waving an American flag and is dressed up like a chippandale Uncle Sam. Biggs grabs Sheamus with a german suplex, he is back up fast and turns around with an Olympic... I mean American Slam! Is that already used? Biggs goes for the cover on Sheamus, but Adam breaks up the count. A big brawl breaks out now with Cash storming in the ring now as well as Brodie. Ross and Freddy follow suit, the four men fight each other Freddy tosses Cash out of the ring over the top rope, but Maddow catches him. Freddy runs off the ropes and suicide dives onto the two of them! Brodie hits a big boot to Biggs, but Ross meets him quickly with a dropkick. Ross and Biggs are both up and see Brodie on the rope hitting a DOUBLE dropkick in perfect sync. Both of them are side blinded by Adam and Sheamus. Ross is punching back Adam, but the ref pulls him off and demands both men return to their corners. Biggs is stuck in the other corner by Sheamus' hard right fists. He rushes off him and than goes for another pancake to the turnbuckle, but this time Biggs dodges out of the way, he crawls to his corner with Ross jumping up and down for the tag. Sheamus crawls to his corner first and tags in Maddow. Here comes the Panda Prospect! Maddow rushes Biggs to keep him from making the tag stomping hard on his neck and than dragging him into the enter of the ring and going for a pinfall. One... Biggs kicks out. "Beat his ass Mark!" Cash shouts from their corner and than turns and tells some fans to shut up. Maddow drills Biggs with stiff punches on the ground and then stands up pilung Biggs with him he goes for the Panda Press, but Biggs wiggles free! Biggs with a double underhood DDT out of desperation to get Maddow down. Maddow reaches over and tags in Cash he stomps on Biggs over and over and over and than screams at Ross almost provoking him into the ring. Cash laughs as the ref is distracted and Cash slaps his hands together with Sheamus running into the ring and than into Biggs as Cash held him upright.
"hey get out of the ring!" The ref shouts at Cash who acts innocent. "You made the tag get out!" Cash exits and Sheamus goes for a cover. One... Two... Oh he could of had it the ref was too slow! Sheamus argues with the ref for a second telling him he is slow and shoving him. He turns around and grabs Biggs, but JawDropper!! Biggs gets to tag to Ross! He comes in and delivers a jumping elbow drop on Sheamous and goes for a cover. One.... Two... Sheamus kicks out of the pin. Ross gets Sheamus back to his feet and Irish Whips him to the corner. "COME ON PEOPLE! U-S-A! U-S-A!" Ross runs at Sheamus, but he misses and Sheamus hits him with a powerful clothesline! Sheamus rolls over and back to his corner tagging in Brodie.
Ross turns with hesitation as the silent madman enters and holds his fingers like they are a gun at Ross. The ready and willing member of WGAT strikes Brodie, but its pointless, Brodie slams his fist into Ross' face and knocks him back, the guy still rolls back up and goes right back to trying to punch down Brodie Harper. The big freak grabs Ross in a front headlock and takes him down he rolls around on the mat, The Gator Roll!!! Brodie goes for a cover, but ONLY A TWO! Ross coughs and looks disgusted at being under Brodie's under arm. His corner is on FIRE wanting a tag. Freddy is seems the most of all. Brodie gets up holding Ross and tags in Adam. He kicks Ross down to one knee and mocks The Nameths and Biggs. He slaps Ross hard across the face, and Ross answers with a hard right hand, Adam is shocked but hits him again, and again. Ross ducks a third one and delivers a belly to back suplex. Adam gets up and grabs Ross before he can tag, he wrapps his legs around him and applies a slepper hold. "Ask him ref!!" Ross is not going to quit yet. He struggles to his feet and shakes his fist. He hits an elbow to Adam in the gut and another and another he gets some seperation and runs off the ropes, but Adam delivers a knee to the gut stopping him cold. "You're not good enough!!" Adam shouts at him and attempts The Final Bell! Ross counters!!! Judo Throw and now a dropkick! Adam crawls to grabs Ross who is crawling to his corner. Adam grabs his boot, but Ross slips free and jumps to his corner tagging the first hand he could hit!
Joey enters over the top rope and than grabs Adam, he is shoved away as Adam runs off the ropes, but he hits Joey like a brick wall. Joey screams a warrior cry at him and clotheslines Maddow hard to the mat. Adam scurries over to his corner and makes a tag to Maddow. There is a pause as Maddow looks at Adam and then enters the ring and stares almost eye to eye with Joey Nameth. The smack talk goes down. Joey hits a punch first and than Maddow hits him with a stiff right hook, and than a left jab and another right hook. Maddow kicks Joe Nameth and is about to hit a sit out powerbomb but Joey reverses it with shots to the head, and than lands on Maddow's neck going for a cover. One... Two... Maddow almost lost it there! Joey is calling it out as he walks to the far corner... its Thunderclash time! "BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM!" Joey shouts and runs at Maddow, but MADDOW he coutners with The Panda Press!!! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN!! Maddow is crawling to his corner to make the tag, but Joey is feeling the rush of the crowd and the energy from his corner inching his way closer to them. Maddow makes the tag to his buddy Cash, but Joey Nameth also with the tag!!!
TO FREDDY NAMETH!!!!!!! He jumps on the ropes and than hits Cash with a senton! Freddy clubs Adam off the ring apron with a leaping forearm and than a spinning dicus clothesline to Brodie and Sheamus! The fans are really feeling this hot tag. Freddy looks at everyone down and at Cash in the center of the ring, he licks his lips and watches Cash get up slowly. Nightmare from Freddy! Going for the pin... No Sheamus is in the ring! Freddy ducks out of his attempt to hit him and clotheslines him out of the ring. Brodie tried to enter the ring, but Joey was there and he clotheslines him out of the ring toppling to the outside himself.
Freddy is back up and holding Cash he delivers a suplex, but Cash reverses! He crawls to his corner where only Adam is gasping for breath. Cash almost gets to his corner, and Adam jumps off the ring apron. "I'm done." He says as Cash looks at him with a what the fuck look. Brodie drills Joe Nameth into the fans' seats and Adam taps him on the back. "We're leaving." He looks back in the ring and Cash is still lost. Freddy isn't though he grabs Cash with Fisherman buster, Freddy looks at Adam and shouts vulgure things at him. Freddy climbs the turnbuckles. "This is for you McGavin!" Mississippi Splash! He hooks Cash's leg. One... Two.. Maddow dives in, but Dwayne met him stoping him. Three!!!
DING DING DING!
DICK- "There are your winners, The Nameths and World's Greatest American Throwback. What a match!"
PAT- "People say that a lot, but this really was. There is a lot of bad blood in that ring not titles were on the line just 10 guys with a problem and looking for violence to solve that problem Dick."
DICK- "I am disappointed in The Fall of Adam just leaving like that. You ok that they left your guys?"
PAT- "No but whatevers who wants to hand out with teh devil's rejects anyway when you can hang out with MaddCa$h, Dick."
DICK- "Who... what?"
PAT- "MaddCa$h, Dick just like I said. Maddow and Cash... MaddCa$h I even got my own t-shirt made up I am hoping that shirt guy around here buys the design off me.
**He holds up a Yellow and Green tee that has exploding dollar bills on it and the letters "MADDCA$H", the back says. You wish you looked this rich bitch!"*** So you like it Dick?"
DICK- "It's not that bad actually, I am kind of impressed there Pat."
PAT- "Thanks. Paroxysm I am ... I am at a loss for words. Right now that guy is so lucky that he hangs out with MaddCa$h." *shamelessly plugs Tee-Shirts**
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The Hate Dr is on the phone outside his trailer, he is not dressed for competition but just plain jeans and a white tank.
Hate Dr: "Yeah babe I love you too. You won't have to worry about him, I will not let him hurt you. I promise."
Sand crunches as two people walk closer to the scene. McLovin notices and bids farewell to his apparent love on his cell phone. He turns and see Primo and Bambi standing there looking at him suspisiously.
The Hate Dr: "What?"
The Primo: "I do not think that you were up to any gooooood."
He said like he is Mario from the video games. Bambi chuckles and than points her finger at Travis shaming him.
Bambi: "Like yea! You are a meany McMeanie!"
The Hate Dr: "Go tell your doe to eat more grass her blond is showing as for my phone call thats just it its my phone i pay the bill so i can and will talk to whomever i plez. Good day."
He walks off and Primo looks at Bambi all confused, Primo smiles at his lady friend and shrugs playing it off. She shakes her head still looking so lost in this moment.
Bambi: "What doe?"
Primo: "What phone call?"
He looks at her and scratches his head in confusion, it really is so horrible to be this beautiful people you just don't understand like Bambi does.
Primo: "I just was saying. Guy getting all jumpy and The Primo no like that. Babe the Primo is bored and is still all beat up from Josie, you want to just go chill?"
Bambi: "Like ok!"
She holds his arm and they walk off in the opposite direction as Travis.
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Shane Trudex's theme music plays and he walks out to the ring with his TV title over his shoulder. He has a mic in his hand and a smug smirk across his face. He gets into the ring and listens to the jealous people boo him. Shane Trudex walks to ringside holding his IWS TV Title.
Shane- "Just hold on guys. So like I had a call to meet me here, no Blake no Josie just me. So here I am and I assume this is about this. *holds up the TV Title* Oh yea so who wants to meet me? Those hillybilly bums? Primo? I could take all of you on my own so bring it. I don't need Legendary to take any of you out and THAT is why The Trademark has the TV Title. ............................It does not look like anyone is here."
He takes off his shades and looks around in confusion, and laughes before getting ready to walk out.
Shane- "That's alright you pukes don't deserve a tv title match anyway."
He drops the mic and steps between the ropes getting a lot of heat for his comment to the crowd. Brandon Young, and the homies come walking over from the VIP Area.
B. Young- "You think you the top dawg SHANE."
-The homies rush the ring, and Shane holds them off. He gives a hard right to Willie and sends him out of the ring. The other two stomp Shane down and he hits them with a double clothesline. Shane taunts having taken down the couch potatos that hang around his foe. Brandon blast him in the back with a chair shot, and than another. Brandon continues to hit Shane on the ground with the chair. He rolls him over for the cover.
1......2......3!!!
The fans cheer than realize who won and half of them stop feeling stupid.
-Brandon, and the homies shove Shane out the ring, and B Young grabs a mic.
B. Young: "I already beat the Hashtag. Who's next?"
-Jerrick came out from under the ring laying the homies out. He grabbed Brandon around the neck, and choke slammed him to the ground. Jerrick went for the pin.
1......
2......
-Hurriclark came out of nowhere breaking up the pin attempt. He gave Jerrick a Hurrikick, and dropped an elbow on Brandon Young. He stood Brandon, and delivered another Hurrikick. He went for the cover.
1.....
2.....
-Brandon kicks out, and rolls out the ring. He grabs water from his vip area, and starts to wake up his homies. Young's buddies don't seem to stir quite easily which makes the champ a bit nervous as a voice says.
Josie: "it will be awhile before they awaken as they've been drugged".
Which has Young, suddenly looking over his shoulder as a sudden sharp pain hits his groin and has his entire body shaking. Josie rolls out from under the announce Booth with a tazer in her hands which is instantly dropped as Josie, gets to her feet and smiles as Young gives her a paniced look. Wondering if the water he has been drinking was compromised and without a moments hesitation she pulls the wires out of his nuts with a tug as he screams with agony and rolling Young up into a small package.
1.....
2.....
The Nameths, Dwayne & Freddy had ran to the scene and Freddy broke up the count before Josie could get the pinfall.
Freddy: "I want this woman, yea!"
She punches him in the face, and than turns to Dwayne punching him. Both brothers delivers a double suplex to her and than go for the cover all confused since the ref is telling them it doesn't count. B. Young was back up and creeping to the back with his title, but Joey Nameth clubs him with The ThunderClash! He nearly beheaded him! He covers the TV Champ.
1.....
2.....
Now Josie is back the fight as she breaks away from one of the brothers and breaks up the pin and still reeling from the suplex. The Nameths look at one another trying to figure out who was supposed to be guarding her. Josie takes the opportunity to try for the pin again.
1.....
2.....
3!!!
Josie rips the title from the refs hands and holds it over Brandon Young as she screams Who is the champ now bitch! A sly smile begins to form on her lips as she looks over the men she has just basically walked all over. Of course having this title means there's a target on her back, but then again, when isn't there? Almost like the thought was out loud she is hit in the back with a steel chair by Dwayne Nameth he tosses Josie into the ring where Freddy grabs her he holds her for Dwany he swings the chair and HITS FREDDY! Josie ducked. Dwayne is preocupied by this and Josie hits her Cattle Mutilation on him! She holds the title up again celebrating, but she turns around to get The Thunderclash knocking Josie to the floor and Joey goes for a quick pin.
1......
2......
-Brandon jumped back into the action breaking up the count. He rolled Joey off, and pinned Josie. She quickly kicked out. Brandon rolled back out the ring, and brought a chair in. The homies are beating down the Nameth brothers, Willie pulled Joey out the ring and stomps on him, and Brandon started to hit Josie with a chair. He went for a pin.
1.....
2.....
3!!!!!
The Homies celebrate and B. Young grabs his TV title rolling out of the ring. He leans over Josie as he is heading to the back with the Homies. "Yo yo yo, I win bitch!" He spits on Josie and holds up the tv title this time not sparing a second out at ringside anymore. Behind him Jerrick is back up and hits Hurriclark with a BIG BOOT! He steps over the ropes, and sees Shane standing up, he grabs him and drives his spine into the ring apron, and then hits a strong Irish whip to the steel ring steps. Shane flips over them clipping his knee on them and crashing to the ground groaning. Josie runs and jumps off the steps flying at Jerrick he catches her and hits a swinging side slam! Josie is cut in half! Jerrick stands up and stares down at her, OVER THE ROPES Freddy hits Jerrick! NO Jerrick Catches him too! Jerrick rams Freddy into the ring post! The fans are almost silent looking at Jerrick's dominate display. Dwayne gets in his face for attacking his brother and starts to lay a heavy beat down on Jerrick, but he explodes and rams Dwayne into the steel ring post and than chokeslams him into the fans' chairs. He looks over at Hurriclark who shrugs and holds up his hands with a grin, he's had enough of Jerrick. He than looks over at Shane and Josie's bodies before glaring at Joey Nameth kneeling on the ground next to his one brother. Jerrick makes no exspression and remains cold as he is heading slowly to the back.
DICK- "I can't believe what we just saw! Brandon Young is the NEW IWS TV CHAMPION!"
PAT- "That fashion slob?!?"
DICK- "Yep! and as his new buddy Judas would say... That is Dope, Pat. Next match is Raven Trueblood and Dorian Blake. We will have another hellacious match coming up as Raven Trueblood will face the Universe Champion Dorian Blake. Now it might just be me Pat, but the champ doesn't seem himself."
PAT- "NO SHIT! Dick the man lost his face!!! How the hell would you feel? Raven is going to be in for a world of hurt, but I have to admit he has been on one hell of a roll ever since winning the eXtinction championship."
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Blake finishes up getting ready for his match when he hears a knock at the door. Blake stands up straight, puzzled, and turns around to see a random door that is standing free without any walls and wasn't there 5 minutes ago. Blake cocks his head to the side and looks the door up and down, before he walks over to the door and opens it... and sees nobody. Nothing but desert. He goes to shut the door when he spies, out of the corner of his little eyes, something that looks familiar. Blake looks down and stares at his mask, or the remnants of his mask. He looks around again, and again sees nobody, and then lurches down to grab his mask but the mask jumps back and Blake steps back in surprise. He composes himself, looks around again and sees nothing, so he reaches down to grab the mask again and again the mask jumps back a few more feet! Blake doesn't like this, not one bit. Blake bends over a bit and tries to study the mask and figure out what's going on, but he can't quite figure it out. They do say third time is a charm, so Blake looks around for a fourth time. He starts to reach down for the mask slowly this time and then stops suddenly even though the mask doesn't move. Blake stands up straight and starts to turn around, and then doubles back and dives on the mask.
Blake: "GOTCHA!" Blake slowly stands up and looks down, but the mask is nowhere to be found!
Blake: "DAMNIT! WHERE IS IT!?"
He gets up to his feet and dusts the desert sand off of him. He surveys the land for the mask, but sees nothing. He turns like he's going to walk back through the door that randomly appeared, but it's gone.
Blake: "What the fuck?"
--Singles IWS Match--
Dorian Blake vs. Raven Trueblood
Blake makes his way to the ring being on his own only Mary Jane is at his side and his IWS Universe Championship. Over his head is a black towel. Mary Jane gives a cold face to the fans as she leads Blake to the ring.
Raven is on the inside licking his lips and sits down in the corner rubing his hands together. Blake climbs the steel steps and holds the ropes for Mary Jane. She stands next to Blake and watches Raven before taking off Blake's towel just to show his wet long hair over his face. He shakes as if about to explode, Mary Jane gets out of the ring and the bell rings.
DING DING DING!
Blake still stands there hiding his face with his hair, he slowly turns as Raven pulls himself to a vertical base. Blake and Raven stare down at each other and than Raven punches here, Blake doesn't seem phased at all, and Raven strikes him again and again. Raven runs off the ropes and hits Blake with shoulder block ,but he is STILL UP! Blake slowly pats his fist on his chest stepping closer to Raven showing he is too solid for him to over power. Raven stomps Blake in the gut and than runs off the ropes, he ducks under a clothesline and than leaps at Blake, but he catches him. Blake hits a back breaker and keeps his grip repeating the move, and than lifts him up and finishes with a third one. Blake slaps himself in the face as he looks down at Raven he drops a knee on him and rolls through turning around fast for a cover. One... Raven kicks out right before the two.
Blake beats on Raven for kicking out and than lifts him to his feet and Irish Whips him to the corner. Raven counters a clothesline to the corner and follows it with a bulldog. Raven locks Blake into a grounded sleeper hold, but Blake gets back to his feet pretty quickly. Blake tosses Raven over his head and into the corner than hits him with a big clothesline. Blake picks Raven back up fast and dlivers a scoop slam before running off the ropes and inot another knee drop. Blake pops up and leans over keeping his face from being seen. He turns around on one knee watching Raven and hits... The Silver Bullet! he goes for a pinfall. One..... Two..... Raven kicks out!
Blake slams his fist on the mat and than stands back up arguing with the ref about the count. "Don't look at me!" He shoves the Ref and than Raven hits him with The Nail in the Back!! Raven goes for a cover of his own he could steal the win here!!! One.... Two.... Blake throws Raven off him and across the ring, what power!
Raven is back up still brawling it out with Blake and falling up just short, than Raven catches Blake with a missile dropkick out of desperation and it takes the big guy down. Now Trueblood needs to capitalize and he locks on the cross, but Blake will not tap out. The Night Demon rolls through the move and gets Raven's shoulders to the mat. One.... Two.... Raven kicks out and still has a hold of Blake, but now Blake hits a belly to back suplex. Blake locks Raven into a wrist lock and tugs hard on his arm over and over, than hits a knee to the gut. Blake gets Raven up for The Time Bomb, Raven reverses into a suplex. Raven gets a hold of Blake punching him several times and then dropping an elbow onto him. Raven lifts Blake to his feet and punches him knocking him back and whipping his hair out of his face. BLAKE COVERS HIS FACE AND SCREAMS AT RAVEN! He lifts him up and guillotine off the ropes Raven falls back holding his neck. Blake stomps hard on Raven, but one the second time Raven grabs his ankle and trips him. Raven applies The Figure Four! Blake slams his fist on the mat and screams, his bearded face covered in agony. Blake punches himself in the face and than rolls over Raven! Trueblood manages to get out of the reversal, both men are a bit tender on the legs now. Blake rushes at Raven but he dodges out of the way, Blake hits the top turnbuckle! Raven ... the wicked path! He has Blake out! Raven gasp for breath on the mat and fights to get himself rolled over onto Blake's chest. The ref counts the cover! One.... Two.... Blake kicks out!!!
And of course.... here comes Shane and Josie come out to help their buddy Dorian Blake. They seem pretty beat up but Josie has the barbewire, glass covered baseball bat, and Shane has.... Mistress Pain's whip?!?!? what.... I am not sure anyway, they slide into the ring and ambush Raven. Josie swings her weapon into his stomach, and Shane wraps the whip around his throat. Blake sits up in the corner with his wife rubbing his back from outside the ring showing signs of endearment. Blake pulls himself up by the ropes and hits a running uppercut to Raven! He turns around and points at Raven as Josie and Shane continue to beat on him. Blake smiles and starts to laugh when.... DOPE hits the scene, Judas Tyme and Brandon Young storm into the ring. They hits a double team clothesline on Blake. Than both of them rush Josie and Shane knocking their weapons out of their hands and giving them even more of a beat down than earlier. Judas shout at the crowd while B. Young takes off his titles and holds them up bragging about being a double champion just like Blake.
Shane and Josie roll out of the ring, but Judas and Brandon stay on them the fight shifts to the backstage area with the Homies joining in on it. Raven is back up before Blake thanks to the chaos. He laughs and hits a shinning wizard, Blake kicks out of the pin attempt fast though. Raven must be getting frustrated as he grips Blake into a side headlock again. "JUST GIVE UP!" Raven shouts and he wrenches tighter on the hold. Blake gets to his feet and hits a belly to back suplex WITH A BRIDGE!?! One... Two... Raven kicks out!!! Raven is in the corner a little shocked at where that move came from than he shakes his head smirking. He walks over to Blake and stomps on his back and than pulls him to his feet. Blake pushes Raven away and kicks him in the gut.... he hits The Descent! Blake's a bit winded and slot for the cover. One... Two... Raven once more with the kick out!! Blake Irish whips Raven to the corner and goes for The Silver Bullet.... Raven yanks the ref in front of him OH NO!!! Blake hits the Ref and Raven all at the same time!
Everyone in the ring is down. Mistress Pain appears at the entrance.
Pain: "Nevermore..... Nevermore..... NEVERMORE!"
She says in a mic distracting Raven. Behind him Blake goes for another Descent! ... But Geronimo attacks Blake when the Ref is down, and Doc blindsides Raven with a kick to the skull.
Pain: "I will get my own justice around here. Who will stand up for poor little me. WELL???"
She hears a knock at the door... Why is there a door here!? Pain turns to the left and sees the same door Blake saw just before his match. Blake rolls out of the ring walks hastily over to the door Pain backs away from him.
Pain: "Now Blake... you are Blake right? You wouldn't hit a lady right?"
She smiles and winks at him. He covers his face with his left hand and opens the door towards himself and right as he opens it he gets hit with a missile dropkick from Paroxysm. Paroxysm is wearing Blake's ripped up, cut up mask over top of his own and jumps on top of Blake and starts raining down rights and lefts! Raven sees what's going on and rushes up the ramp to stop Paro and pull him off Blake, but than Pain's oddities attack him from the side. the large blue man Geronimo and Doc pummel Raven. There's another knock at the door. Doc, who hasn't seen that only bad things happen when you open the random door, turns around and looks at Pain and than Geronimo to see what's going on and he hears another knock. He opens the door, and is greeted by a flying Aidan Ca$h, who was thrown at him by Mark Maddow! Geronimo rushes over to protect Doc. Paroxysm rolls Blake into the ring and looks around. He walks over and taps Pain on the shoulder and Pain turns to see him and MaddCa$h, she plays innocent and backs away from them. Maddow and Cash run to the ring and start to beat down on her Oddities before they escape altogether. Than they turn their attention on Blake and Paroxysm talks them. "Guys stop... won't win that way. I have to beat her first." They look at one another and Cash hits a superkick on Raven before agreeing with Paro and the three of them exit the back. Mary Jane is patting Blake on the face trying to get him to wake up, he jolts awake and spins to his stomach. He slams his fist on the mat as if about to toss a temper tantrum. Mary Jane points out that Raven is still down to him. Blake is in the corner and lets out a loud Barbarian war cry before rushing at Raven THE SILVER BULLET!!! He waste no time grabbing Raven like a rag doll and putting the explanation point on the end of all this with another Descent! Ravens head hits the mat sharply before Blake pushes him over and hooks the outside leg aggressively. "COME ON REF!!!" Blake shouts.
One.....
Two.....
Three!!!!
Blake slides out of the ring and Mary Jane happily places his black towel over his head to keep him ... calm? She also hands him his championships and she leads him to the back while people boo at them. Medics come out and put Raven in a neck brace and on a strecher than roll him to the back. We go back to Pat & Dick in the booth.
DICK- "My God those two put on a battle! What the hell was everyone doing out at the ring?"
PAT- "Midsummer's Scream Dick... they all want that spotlight, everyone wants that attention. They want to be the feature attraction, hell yeah! I love my job!"
DICK- "The Champ is still unusual without his mask did you even notice whats wrong with his face?"
PAT- "How the fuck could I?? He won't hold still and its not like we film in HD Dick! Either way his wife is hot and I don't need HD to see that. Meow! Speaking of Meows... Mistress Pain and Paroxysm are next, dis you see Ol Peasy out there playing with Mistress Pain's head? That a boy, that a boy. Dick I think the first man to ever tame Mistress Pain is gonna be P to the R X-sizzle. I am not sure about anyone else but I am super excited about this match. These two as far as I know have not faced off that much and both have held gold here in the IWS so it should be good."
DICK- "It should needless to say I am sure both have their heads in other places."
PAT- "DICK! Don't talk bad about a lady... even if she is Mistress Pain."
DICK- "What?"
PAT- "Talking about where her head has been... that's just nasty namething right there. I will not approve at all Dick!"
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Blake rushes to the back with Mary Jane chasing after him holding onto his tag title and IWS universe title.
Blake: "YOUNG!!!"
He is throwing trash cans across the hallway and shoving people out of his road. Mary Jane has a worried face as she continues to follow him during his rampage. A bystandard happens to look at him just a little too long and Blake grabs him by the collar of the shirt.
Blake: "WHAT ARE YOU STARING AT? DON'T LOOK AT ME!"
He tosses the guy a good 5 or maybe 10 yards away and than there is the sound of fighting as Blake turns and sees the Homies and B.Young beating up Shane and Josie.
Blake: "HEY!"
He chases them, but around the corner (SMACK!) Judas slams a steel chair into his face! He steps out from behind a corner and cracks the weapon over the back of Blake's head this time.
"OH MY GOD! BLAKE!" Mary Jane cries out and rushes to her fallen husband. Judas steps from around the corner and looks around and than at B. Young.
Judas: "You tell Legendary when they wake up they better figure out who is facing Dope, can ya do that woman?"
Mary Jane nods at them and Judas chuckles and high fives the Homies who seem very excited to be beating up people with a large dude like him.
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--Singles IWS Match--{Advertised Main Event}
-- Mistress Pain vs. Paroxysm--
Mistress Pain makes her way to the ring being accompanied by Doc and Geronimo. The Oddities climb up on the apron first and hold the ropes for Mistress who slowly and seductively shimmies through the ropes. Doc and Geronimo climb through the ropes right behind her. Already in the ring, Paroxysm is sitting on the far turnbuckle eating a carrot and turns to the Oddities and says "Ehhh, what's up, Doc?" The Oddities start to walk towards Paroxysm when MaddCa$h hop up on the apron behind Paro and start to climb into the ring. At the sight of MaddCa$h, the Oddities stop in their tracks and confer with each other as to whether or not they should continue to pursue Paro and his merry band of pranksters. Mistress makes the decision for them by commanding the Oddities to stand down. Obediently they stop where they are. Paro hops down off the turnbuckle and walks up a little closer to the Oddities, examining them in a manner similar to how a bonobo monkey would examine a new object. Naturally, Paro throws his half eaten carrot in Doc's face. Doc balls his fists and starts toward Paro before Mistress walks up behind Doc and puts her hands on his chest, and says "Not yet Doc," as she runs her hands up and down his chest, "Do you feel that? That urge? That wanting? That desire. That growing… ant-ici-pation," she pauses as she breathes in deeply and momentarily looks over her shoulder at Paro and MaddCa$h. "Now," she says turning back to Doc softly stroking his chest, "be a good boy, and you and Geronimo find a good spot outside the ring and keep an eye on those two heathens Ca$h and Maddow." The Oddities climb out the ring and MaddCa$h do the same. While The Oddities stand at ringside, Aidan Ca$h makes a few fans get out of their seats while Maddow hits up a beer vendor for a couple of beverages for him and Aidan. Inside the ring, we're *finally* ready to start.
DING! DING! DING!
Pain and Paro circle each other before finally tangling up. Pain tries to bite Paro's face. Paro backs away, but it's enough of a distraction for Pain to gain control with a side headlock of doom. Paro tries to push her off and into the ropes, but Pain uses his momentum against him and turns it into a springboard bulldog. Pain goes for the quick cover, but only gets a one count. She hits Paro with an elbow and goes for the pin again, but doesn't even get a one count before Paro is able to push her off of him. Paro scrambles away and gets to his feet. Pain hops to her feet as well and charges after Paro. Paro ducks the clothesline attempt. As Pain passes Paro pivots and pushes her, propelling her into the ropes. Pain bounces off and Paro catches her with a powerslam. Paro kips up to his feet and hits a standing Marie Antoinette. He quickly goes for the cover but barely gets a two count.
Paro drags Pain back to her feet and sets her up for a snap suplex attempt, but Pain blocks it with her leg and reverses it into a snap suplex of her own. Pain gets to her feet quickly and starts to stomp on Paro. Paro manages to roll towards the rope and force a break, but Pain doesn't let up. The ref finally pulls her off Paro. Paro rolls out of the ring and falls onto the ground. Paro slowly gets to his feet. Inside the ring, Pain distracts the referee. Outside the ring, the Oddities start to surround Paro. Fortunately for Paro, he rolled out of the ring on the same side that Aidan and Maddow grabbed seats. MaddCa$h stand up and stare at Doc and Geronimo as Paro gets back to his feet. Paro grabs the 24oz beer out of Aidan's hand and chugs the last half. Paro lets out a loud belch, tosses the cup to the side, and shouts "someone get Aidan Ca$h a beer!" before he rolls back into the ring.
Mistress Pain is there and greets him with more stomps. Paro quickly rolls back onto the apron and the ref steps in front of Pain to prevent her from any more illegal attacks on Paro. Paro gets to his feet as Pain shoves the ref to the side and swings wildly after Paro. Paro ducks the swing and hits Mistress Pain in the shoulder, causing her to double over. Paro then springs over the top rope and hits Pain with a sunset flip. The ref slides into position to count the pin, but it only gets two before Pain kicks out.
Paro gets to his feet first and pulls Pain up by her hair. Paro sets Pain up for the Sidewinder DDT! He lifts her partway into the air, but can't get her all the way up. He tries again, but Pain reverses it into a fireman's carry. She goes for the PainKiller and CONNECTS! Pain goes for the cover…
ONE...
TWO…
THRE…
NO! Paro gets a foot on the rope at pi - 0.15 seconds and just barely avoids the three count! Mistress Pain is furious and quickly gets into the refs face and backs him into a corner, berating him for his inability to count, his incompetence, and his incontinence, which was a personal matter that Michael S. Hickenbottom, the longtime junior iWs referee, did not want the world to know about. And yet, here was: standing in front of at least 5,000 people, 175 sand people, 7 camels, and 3 prairie dogs - and they all knew about his incontinence issues. His embarrassment was tremendous, it was a terrible embarrassment. It was sad, really. He turned bright red. Red like the squiggly line on my screen under Hickenbottom. And he knew that his long-time friend, hopefully one day girlfriend, but you just can't rush into these things all wily-nilly like; first the courtship phase, and then the engagement phase, and then the wedding planning phase, and the wedding phase, and then the misery phase… where was I? Oh yes, Michael S. Hickenbottom and his friend of 7 years that he hoped to one day date, and, if everything went well, they might get engaged, the spinster Miss Melanie J. Crowell surely was watching the illegal feed of Injection that was being broadcast, and certainly she now knew of his incontinence issues and there was no way that woman of her stature, 44 years old and never once had a moment of physical intimacy with another man (or woman - this is the 21st century after all), would want to get engaged to him, a man with incontinence issues. Yes, she, Miss Melanie J. Crowell, would be thinking so little of Michael and that weight bore on him as he cowered in the corner, the ropes surrounding him and Mistress yelling, a symbol of his incontinent cross to bear.
Meanwhile, Paroxysm had time to recover to his feet and take a few selfies with fans and he even took one with Aidan, and the Oddities were so caught up in the fun the crowd was having with Paro they even helped to take a few pictures of Paro and the fans. Doc snaps out of it and flashes the camera at Maddow and kicks Ca$. Geronimo is confused and Paro repeats the same thing with the flash and than a kick to the gut. Paro finally rolls back into the ring and sneaks up behind Mistress Pain and taps her on the shoulder. Pain jumps up, startled, and turns and swings wildly. Paro ducks, grabs her by the waist, and hits her with a Northern Lights suplex. Fueled by adrenaline, Pain hops up and tries to charge Paro, but he ducks and catches her around the waist as she passes, and hits her with a German suplex. Pain tries to get to her feet, but Paro hits her with a running knee. Paro hops to the top turnbuckle and calls for the Marie Antoinette and… hits it! Paro hooks the leg and Michael S. Hickenbottom, who has finally recovered enough to pay attention to the match, slides into place and makes the cover…
ONE...
TWO…
THREE!
Doc & Geronimo charge the ring and Paroxysm makes a quick escape. He celebrates while his friends Maddow & Ca$h.
DING DING DING!
Winner by pinfall: Paroxysm!
Doc is furious and shaking the ropes. Geronimo checks on Mistress and she comes to pushing him over and getting up glaring at Paroxysm. Doc holds the ropes for her and seems highly concerned with her welfare.
DICK- "I am very impressed with Paroxysm and Mistress Pain's showing in this match Pat. The two of them have really shown why they are the here and now of IWS."
PAT- "Yea yea... All I can think about Dick is marriage... poor... poor Michael S. Hickenbottom, you know his brother's name is Micheal J. Hickenbottom?"
DICK- "I did not know that."
PAT- "That is because you don't care about the little guy Dick. I want you to know Michael S. Hickenbottom that I am here for you man. Mistress Pain can be savage sometimes man...just savage. I don't blame you if that was a fast count for Paroxysm..."
DICK- "IT was not!"
PAT- "I am just saying it could have been... the three happened before I knew what happened, but doesn't matter the books will say it was a clean win."
DICK- "Because it was Pat.... our main event is up next ladies and gentlemen. Brandon Young has selected Judas Tyme to be his partner, we will hear from Legendary who will represent their team. so stay tuned...."
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Mary Jane: "You're not fighting again, Paroxysm wants to really hurt you."
Josie and Shane are icing down their injured muscles and joints while Blake's wife talks to him. He is on a cot with a medic shining a light in his eyes checking him for a concussion.
Shane: "Don't even think about it. I want to fight with my woman, I want to show that little turd that he is nothing but a piece of shit stinking up this place."
Josie likes the distaste in Shane's voice after tonight and the tv title incident both of them have had the title and Brandon Young took it from them.
Josie: "Listen to her Blake... we got this. Shane and I will go get the job done and than be back and we can party."
Shane: "I might even take back my tv title."
the camera backs off and we fade out.
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---main event-- For the IWS Tag Team Championship
Brandon Young & Judas Tyme vs. Legendary (Shane & Josie)
---main event-- For the IWS Tag Team Championship
Brandon Young & Judas Tyme vs. Legendary (Shane & Josie)
The newly dubbed DOPE makes their way to the ring, Dope by Tyga Feat. Rick Ross Brandon Young followed close by his Homies and showing off his TV Championship. Judas towers over people slowly making his way to the ring with his new tag team partner. Judas climbs over the top rope and into the ring holding his arms up and roaring "DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE" at the fans. Brandon Young losing his mind next to him flashing off all his gold, both guys get a mixed reaction from fans. Than they look to one another about who will start things off in this match.
Legendary's theme Shane and Josie walk out they look beat up, but are still thirsty to get to that ring and kick ass. The two stomp down to the ring with intense looks on their faces while looking at DOPE. Josie and Shane climb the ring apron while B. Young hands off his tv title to his Homie Willie and than his expensive jacket. Judas is ready for action and B.Young eggs on Shane and Josie. They get into the ring and slowly stare down and inch in on DOPE. Shane starts with a strike to B.Young and Josie watches as Judas looks at them and hits him from the side with a forearm.
DING DING DING!!!
With the advantage Josie gets Judas to the corner, but he tosses her clear across the ring before the ref convinces him to get to his corner. She takes that moment to hit a double suplex with Shane on B. Young, he grabs Young by the hair and punches him stiffly in the forehead before bringing him up to his feet. Trudex hammers away with right hands to Young in the corner. He then back off, screams out "Oooooh Canada" then runs in and nails running dropkick to his Young. His body drops forwards to the mat and Trudex covers him for a pinfall.
One...
B. Young kicks out with Judas shouting through the ropes to look for a tag. Shane grabs Young by the hair again disrespectfully and tags in Josie. She hits a One arm bulldog on B.Young and than follows it up with a Shining Wizard. Josie takes the extra time to taunt Judas Tyme and the Homies at ringside, the fans don't like this and boo her though some are still die hard Josie fans and like her antagonizing. B. Young punches her as she turns back to him and than gain he backs her to the ropes and Irish whips her, but Josie reverses it. Young rolls over her as she bends forward and than kicks out her legs from under her. B.Young runs off the ropes and goes for a running senton on Josie, but she lifts her knees to hit his kidneys. He grabs his lower back, and Josie hooks her arms around his head and tags in Shane holding down Brandon Young for him to kick in the lower back where her knees hit.
Shane delivers some great boxing strikes and B.Young tries to shake out the cobwebs throwing some back but obviously those heavy hits have him seeing double as he misses Shane. Quickly Shane grabs B.Young from behind as he misses him and hits a russian leg sweep into a facebuster. Shane rolls over on his stomach and does a few push-ups while laughing at B.Young. He stands up and stomps on Young a few times before tagging in Josie and holding Young so she can kick him in the face. Shane holds his hands up as the Ref threatens to DQ them. Josie goes for a pinfall...
One...
Tw... B.Young kicks out as the Ref's hand hit for two. She doesn't seem able to believe this and her temper grows. Josie smashes Brandon's face into the mat and grinds it into the canvas. Judas intervenes and kicks her in the back of the head. Shane jumps into the ring and clotheslines Judas and himself out of the ring. Josie holds her head but once more goes for another pinfall.
One...
Two...
This time B.Young kicks out with some UMPH! He was resting! Josie rolls over and gets to her feet, but Young is also back up to his feet. They run at one another, and Young hits a neckbreaker. Josie again bullheadedly get up and rushes him. Young dodges out of the way and Josie hits her head on the middle turnbuckle. Brandon spits in Josie's face, and then low blows her she just looks at him. He grumbles and punches her hard with both his fist right in the tits! Brandon finishes this up with a HUGE swinging neckbreaker! He hooks Josie's legs with his and her outside leg with one arm while holding her arm with his other. The ref counts...
One....
Two....
Thr ... Shane breaks up the count! Brandon gets up and ducks a punch from Shane and spits in his face before kicking him hard in the nads! He starts talking smack as he kicks Shane out of the ring, but he forgot about Josie. She is waiting for him and hits The Head Wound! B.Young is out... Josie is feeling the effects of the fight earlier. She crawls into a cover very slowly and Judas breaks it up before there is even a One. He trash talks her and Josie shouts back at him before grabbing Brandon for another move, but SMALL PACKAGE FROM YOUNG!!!
ONE ... NO Josie gets free. Both wrestlers hit each other with a clothesline and are down. Judas REALLY wants this tag! Josie stirs first hearing Shane encouraging her to tag him in so she can rest. B.Young seems like he took a good hit to the head as he wobbles up trying to fight through the disorientation. Josie makes the tag first, Shane rushes in, but Brandon jumps to his corner and tags in Judas!
The nearly 7 feet tall acrobat enters the ring and begs Shane to come at him. Shane hits him with some strong strikes and Judas is backed to the ropes, but he shoves Shane away from him and than hits him with a running Yakuza Kick! Shane is nearly decapitated and Judas shouts at him. "That's DOPE BABY!" Josie rushes him, but B Young cuts her off SOMEHOW! How is this cockroach staying in this?!?! Judas turns to Shane as he finds his feet and hits The Chaos Theory, Judas covers the Trademark while Brandon is attack Josie on the outside.
One...
Two...
Three!!!
DING DING DING!!
Judas releases Shane and Brandon Young and The Homies rush into the ring tickled pink that they have won. The Ref hands Judas his tag team championship and Brandon Young lifts his partner's arm high (as he can) in the air.
Josie pulls Shane out of the ring she looks like there is a strong bitter taste in her mouth listening to Brandon talk his shit, but she will wait for another day to get back at him. She makes sure that Shane is ok he seems lost with a ringing in his ears and she gets him to the back.
YOUR WINNERS.... AND NEW IWS TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD ... The team of Judas Tyme and Brandon Young ... DOPE!
The show ends with Dope celebrating the big win as the broadcast ends.
