Post by Paroxysm on May 12, 2016 23:12:04 GMT -5
"I'm out back, some distance from the iWs ring, wandering the desert," Kandi Apple as she says as she continues walking. "I've been told that Paroxysm has been wandering out here since ManicMania. Rumors have it that he's been on a bender since his interaction Queen Sophie. Oh, look! There he is," she says as she points off in the distance. Kandi picks up her pace as she walks towards Paro.
"Mr. Ysm! Mr. Ysm!" she shouts. "A word please? Queen Sophie denied your request for a rematch against Dorian Blake for the Universe Championship, a championship you briefly held at Rebirth on October 13th... or was that October 30th, either way, it's a date I'm certain Mr. Ysm will not forget. Mr. Ysm, how do you feel about Queen Sophie's decision to deny ..."
"NOTHING MEANS NOTHING!"
"...you a title rematch? Nothing means nothing?"
"KANDI, I'm talking about all the way to the top, yeah! I'm justifiably in a position that I'd rather not be in. But the cream will rise to the top, ooh yeah. EZPZ Madness, yeah has got more to offer than Queen Sophie thinks that I got yeah and let me tell you something right now, cards stacked against \Mr. EZPZ at Rebirth - let me say it yeah, let me say it out loud and let me point to the owner of the insane Wrestling society, Mr. EZPZ is not happy with your decision, yeah. I am the cream in the insane Wrestling society and there is no doubt about it, yeah, Kandi Apple, you know that I'm the cream of the crop!" Paroxysm says as he pulls out a half gallon carton of creamer from his knapsack, opens it up, and starts to pour some on himself and Kandi.
"Oh jesus!" Kandi ejaculates as she extricates herself from the stream of cream. She wipes herself off, composes herself and continues her questioning. "Mr. Ysm, are you blaming Queen Sophie for Dorian Blake being champion today?"
"Yeah, I do, yeah. Denied my rematch request, yeah. Right after my moment of glory! Yeah. And now I'm living in a nightmare. And I am the cream. And now, not only the Universe Championship must fall but, the Tag Team Titles as well! Because Dorian Blake yeah, I am the cream, yeah, the cream of the crop. And there is no-one that does it better than Mr. EZPZ!" He places the creamer carton on his head and tries to balance it, "On balance, off balance, doesn't matter. I'm better than you are, yeah and I'm talking everyone in the insane Wrestling society. And I'm even talking to Queen Sophie, yeah. I'm on my way and nothing is gonna stop me. Nothing's gonna stop me," he says as pours out more creamer and Kandi dodges ducks dives dips and dodges out of the way of the milky liquid.
"You know, just out of curiosity, Mr. Ysm, and I certainly don't want to diminish your tremendous God given talents, but I'm very curious - I haven't seen Madison lately."
"Go fuck yourself."
Paroxysm grabs some psilocybin mushrooms from out of his knapsack, sticks them through his mask and begins to chew on them.
"Ohh yeah, because I'm eating the cream of the crop," Paroxysm says as he walks back off into the desert, spilling out creamer here and creamer there.
"Mr. Ysm! Mr. Ysm!" she shouts. "A word please? Queen Sophie denied your request for a rematch against Dorian Blake for the Universe Championship, a championship you briefly held at Rebirth on October 13th... or was that October 30th, either way, it's a date I'm certain Mr. Ysm will not forget. Mr. Ysm, how do you feel about Queen Sophie's decision to deny ..."
"NOTHING MEANS NOTHING!"
"...you a title rematch? Nothing means nothing?"
"KANDI, I'm talking about all the way to the top, yeah! I'm justifiably in a position that I'd rather not be in. But the cream will rise to the top, ooh yeah. EZPZ Madness, yeah has got more to offer than Queen Sophie thinks that I got yeah and let me tell you something right now, cards stacked against \Mr. EZPZ at Rebirth - let me say it yeah, let me say it out loud and let me point to the owner of the insane Wrestling society, Mr. EZPZ is not happy with your decision, yeah. I am the cream in the insane Wrestling society and there is no doubt about it, yeah, Kandi Apple, you know that I'm the cream of the crop!" Paroxysm says as he pulls out a half gallon carton of creamer from his knapsack, opens it up, and starts to pour some on himself and Kandi.
"Oh jesus!" Kandi ejaculates as she extricates herself from the stream of cream. She wipes herself off, composes herself and continues her questioning. "Mr. Ysm, are you blaming Queen Sophie for Dorian Blake being champion today?"
"Yeah, I do, yeah. Denied my rematch request, yeah. Right after my moment of glory! Yeah. And now I'm living in a nightmare. And I am the cream. And now, not only the Universe Championship must fall but, the Tag Team Titles as well! Because Dorian Blake yeah, I am the cream, yeah, the cream of the crop. And there is no-one that does it better than Mr. EZPZ!" He places the creamer carton on his head and tries to balance it, "On balance, off balance, doesn't matter. I'm better than you are, yeah and I'm talking everyone in the insane Wrestling society. And I'm even talking to Queen Sophie, yeah. I'm on my way and nothing is gonna stop me. Nothing's gonna stop me," he says as pours out more creamer and Kandi dodges ducks dives dips and dodges out of the way of the milky liquid.
"You know, just out of curiosity, Mr. Ysm, and I certainly don't want to diminish your tremendous God given talents, but I'm very curious - I haven't seen Madison lately."
"Go fuck yourself."
Paroxysm grabs some psilocybin mushrooms from out of his knapsack, sticks them through his mask and begins to chew on them.
"Ohh yeah, because I'm eating the cream of the crop," Paroxysm says as he walks back off into the desert, spilling out creamer here and creamer there.
