Post by AJ on May 7, 2016 13:22:52 GMT -5
I would like to take this moment to let things be known. We are not any entertainers taking bumps that endanger our lives for your entertainment. We are not Athletes per say that are competing to prove who is the best. What we are is hard to define, after traumatic damage done to our bodies and psyche we found one another and now we are together in one place, until death.
To all of those that have fought honorably and that did their best to stay alive in this cut throat, dog eat dog society thank-you.
This is our refuge, our prison, our salvation. We are Insane Wrestling Society, our lives are on the line for glory and to build our own legacies.
What you are about to see can not be duplicated, and will never be duplicated.
Now without further ado, Welcome to the ManicMania supershow. -IWS Ghost
To all of those that have fought honorably and that did their best to stay alive in this cut throat, dog eat dog society thank-you.
This is our refuge, our prison, our salvation. We are Insane Wrestling Society, our lives are on the line for glory and to build our own legacies.
What you are about to see can not be duplicated, and will never be duplicated.
Now without further ado, Welcome to the ManicMania supershow. -IWS Ghost
A video package of death defying chair shots, and large falls airs on the screen. AJ Riot being beaten up in the hospital. Dorian Blake with MJ holding her arm around his. Josie and Shane are having a major make out session, before cutting to Josie laughing madly while covered in blood.
MANICMANIA
A lazer light show goes off and you can head maybe 15 people really shouting their hearts out. {IWS! WOOO! I-Dub-S! WOOOOOOOOO YEA! Punish me Mistress! AHHHH!!) You get the jist)
DICK:- "This is The Insane Wrestling Society's Supershow ManicMania, Hello there I am Dick and this is Pat and this is the IWS the Insane Wrestling Society. We're not like other organizations folks we bring the violence, the purest competitors are born and breed here. Let's tell them what's on the bill for tonight Pat."
PAT:- "Tonight the Tag Team champions The Natural Order which is one of if not the most dominate force here in the tag team division. I heard rumors that Jerrick Hadrian has not been seen, I got to think that will effect his partner The Wolf Dolphus Dresden."
DICK:- "That will be the main event, but first we have the eXtinction championship on the line. The champion Raven was fighting for his fallen friend, our collige and now IWS Hall of Famer Rabbit or better known as Tolkien Stoner, he followed his dream all the way to his luchador mask and perhaps one of the most beloved rises to main event status in IWS. Only for the Universe Champion Dorian Blake to... well we can't really talk about it folks, but needless to say our IWS kin is no longer with us and we have our current Universe Champion to thank for that. Now Raven...I just..I just can't Pat...my heart can't take it."
PAT:- "Don't get emotional Dick. Let's put it this way folks we were all a little invested in Trueblood and Primo's title match and Raven was that hero we needed to fill that hole Rabbit has left, unfortinatly that didn't last very long as Raven made his way to the ring earlier tonight to address the crowd as the new eXtinction Champion."
--Scene cuts back to earlier in the night---
The scene opens up to a few people but mostly empty chairs the guys at the amounce table talk about the show for tonight pyros go off as raven's theme hits the pa system he walks out and rasies the belt in the air as pyros go off all around him. He puts the title on his shoulders as he makes his way to the ring with a smirk on his face he then gets in the ring and grabs a mic still smileing as he begins to speak.
Raven" you know it feels damm good to be champ. But i dont thank you people i dont thank the boys in the back and i sure as hell dont thank primo. For this i only thank one person and thats me! You see it wasnt long ago that i predicted this would happen. You guys only cared for that furr ball roadent named Rabbit.... dont get me wrong we are friends but to say i got to this point because of him isnt true. The man kept to himself most of the time and was focused on one thing and that was himself!"
DICK:- "What the hell is he saying Pat?!"
Raven" You see Max was a smart lady but she only cared more about Rabbit then Me. What about Me? What about Raven? You people only seem to want me to be a yes man to you craziness you idiots. chant it... go ahead chant it I-W-S! I-W-S!"
He waites while the handful of people chant it then continues.
Raven" Your only puppets while us real man put our bodies on the line you guys......"
Just then Primo's music hits as raven gets pissed.
DICK:- "I never thought I would say this, but thank God Primo is out here to stop this."
PAT:- "I'm still in shock Dick...just shock."
Primo steps out and looks down the ramp at Raven. He laughs his forehead is stitched up and his swollen left eye is hidden behind his sunglasses. He lifts the mic to his lips as his music fades.
The PriMo: "Raven maybe this is news to you, but nobody gives a shit. What about Raven? I heard you were some great champion well we will find out at ManicMania because The Primo just might feel like taking back that title. Cry, cry, cry...your friend got murdered and now you have nobody, before that your mentor was killed. haha!"
Primo stops and coldly looks at Raven in the ring. He opens his mouth and than shakes his head and drops the mic before his music plays again and he walks out.
PAT:- "What the hell?!"
Raven looks pissed as he grabs the mic back and speaks.
Raven" you think I'm a joke your taken a step into the danger zone and the crow will pick your bones you will feel my wrath come judgenent day the games or over no more pretending the end is near!"
Just then a familler song begins to play as the fans boo while Raven sings along to it mocking their refusal to play along with his madness.
DICK:- "Does Raven think the fans should love him?"
PAT:-" Who knows with this guy... I just...I really don't know Dick."
The scene cuts to the an old apartment building. A guy in a black leather jacket walks up some steps and looks back at the camera. Its Shane! The Trademark, Shane Trudex!
Shane: "Come on babe I got to do this, the guy is like my brother. I get it... I mean I get it now. and...wow."
Shane stops and shakes his head than looks around at the numbers on the door. He shrugs his shoulders and walks down the hall knocking on all of them.
Shane: "Hello! ... Hello McFly! ... Come on McFly wake up!"
He knocks on the doors having people open them and than Josie glaring at them (she speaks from behind the camera: "What?!") Than the faces disapear. Shane stops and smiles at one door, Josie follows him holding her phone camera.
Shane: "Hey brother... look man we got to talk, mind if we come in?"
Josie puts down the phone and we see the door opening the rest of the way and Shane in the background.
Shane: "Awesome."
The scene goes to black and opens up back in the "booth" with Dick and Pat.
DICK:- "What was that about?"
PAT:- "No clue, but it seems like Shane is just doing whatever he feels like isn't he. Him and Josie are in this ManicMania match later tonight I wonder if they are looking for an ally? It's time right now for the eXtinction title match, we go to the ring where Kristine Otto is announcing the combatiants."
{{RING SIDE}}}}
DING DING DING!
Kristine Otto: "This match is scheduled for One fall that must take place inside of the IWS ring, and it is for the IWS eXtinction championship! Here in IWS there is no count out so the fights go on until there is a pinfall or submission in the middle of the ring. Introducing first.... from TV Land he weighs 252 pounds and stands 5 feet 9 inches tall. Alejandroooooooooo Primooooooooooooooooooooo!"
The Wolf by Fever Ray plays and Primo walks with Bambi looking good on his arm. Primo has a grin an his large sunglasses he brushes his hands through his hair and hits a few of the outstretched hands from the crowd. (if any are there) The females in the audience screams for him to flex his muscles for them and he does not disappoint them posing for their cameras before entering the ring. He climbs the tops rope and poses he takes off his sunglasses and tosses them into the crowd.
He takes the mic off Kristine Otto rather aggressively and Bambi backs her out of the ring with intimidation. The fans boo the lack of respect shown to the ring announcer as Primo begins to talk.
Primo: "Just shut up! The Primo is talking! .... (Boooooooo) ... Heh yea... Trueblood! Get your ass out here so The Primo can whip on it. Look I don't blame you for finally seeing the light... oh no The Primo sees nothing wrong with that. You know what my problem is... my problem is that you are a loser, and you think you are something special. What about Raven? What about the hasbeen? What are you famous for outside of the EHWF? HAHAHA! Nothing The Primo was the IWS TV Champion, The Primo was a former and NEAR FUTURE IWS Tag team champion... and The Primo ended THE Longestest Championship reing in all of IWS history to gain the IWS eXtinction title. Who remembers who that even was all they remember is The Primo eneded it, that's right. You five people that stumbled out here into the desert or came along here with friends competing in the ManicMania match... you guys are looking at The Shaman of Greatness, I am THE PRIMO and there is nobody better than me. Ain't that right babe?"
He ask looking over at Bambi and she chuckles and nods her head while shrugging her shoulders.
the ramp turns blue as smoke fells aisle and Dead Souls by NIN hits the PA system as Raven walks onto the ramp the eXtinction championship around his waist. the fans boo him but he dont care as he extends his arms. There is war paint on his face, and he waves his arms at fans that mock him as if they are flies. he taunts as pyros go off and walks down and slides into the ring. Raven takes off his title, and HE HITS PRIMO!
DING DING!!!
Bambi gets out of the ring as the bell sounds and the match gets started.
Raven is aggressively striking Primo to start off this match, but Primo shoves him back and suprises him with a jumping wheel kick, quickly The Primo grabs him by the hair and punches him hard in the face, than again with another stiff right hand. Primo jumps up and hit a direct hard kick to the side of the skull. Quickly he goes for a pinfall, but only gets a one count. Primo steps up and looks around before rushing over to the ropes and bounces off the middle and into a tornado DDT! Primo stands up and poses for the few fans there and more importantly Bambi who seems impressed. He turns around, but Raven catches him with a low blow kick, and than a DDT! Raven goes for a cover now, but he only gets a one count. Raven punches Primo, one, two, three, four, five times! Raven bites Primo's forehead causing him to scream and wiggle around, both men get to their feet once more, and Raven chages at Primo he slips through the ropes and kickes Raven in the skull. Primo hops onto the ropes and moonsaults onto Raven hooking the leg; One, Two... Just a two count as Raven gets the shoulder up. Primo delivers some forearms and than Irish whips Raven into the ropes delivering a dropkick to the face.
Dick: "Primo with some major elevation there!"
Pat: "He got really high there Dick."
Dick: "Wait… no drug related joke there?"
Pat: "No Dick, I've turned a new leaf." Dick looks over and sees Pat relaxed and focused on the in ring action.
Dick: "Well, Okay. I really thought you were setting me up again with that leaf comment. Any way folks, in the ring, Primo maintains control and has Raven in a chin lock."
'Primo chin lock baby!' Primo shouts out as he squeezes tighter. The ref checks on Raven to make sure he wants to continue. Raven scowls at him and tells him to go away. Raven starts swinging his arms back wildly and manages to connect with Primos' face a few times, and it's just enough to get Primo to release the hold as Primo backs away to protect the money maker. Raven starts to charge for Primo, but Primo ducks between the ropes before Raven can attack and the ref is forced to keep Raven at bay. Bambi comes around and gives Primo some words of encouragement as she strokes his face with her hand.
Pat: "I've got something that Bambi can stroke…"
Dick: "There's the Pat I'm used …" Dick turns over to see Pat petting a cat. "Pat, we're in the middle of the desert, where did you get that cat from?"
Pat: "You mean Charlie here? I brought him with me. Couldn't think of a better place for a cat to be, than in the middle of the desert. It's like a giant litter box all around us."
Dick: "Okey dokie, and back in the ring, Raven has managed to get control of things and is really laying into Primo with lefts and rights."
Primo tries to cover his face but it's no use as Raven reigns rights and launches lefts at the Primo. The fans, still pissed about what Raven had to say earlier, boo each punch that lands. Primo is knocked back into the corner. Raven cockily saunters over to him, pausing only to yell at a few fans ringside.
"Oh you want some of this, little puppet? Bring it on! I'll whoop your ass any time any place fat boy!" Raven shouts at the fan as he grabs a hold of the back of Primos' head, climbs to the second turnbuckle and continues to punch him. The ref comes in and makes Raven break, but as the ref is getting him to step down, Raven kicks Primo in the midsection.
Bambi: "Hey lay off my man!"
Dick: "Thank you for that addition Bambi. Folks Bambi has come over to join our announce team so she can pet Pat's pussy… cat."
Bambi: "He's such a cutsey wootsy little fella. Yes you are, yes you are! Who loves momma? Huh? You do, yes you do."
Dick: "Thank you for that insightful commentary Bambi."
Raven runs towards Primo, but Primo side steps him and sends Raven in between the top two turnbuckles. Ravens' right shoulder crashes hard into the ring post. Primo tries to capitalize quickly and drags Raven from the turnbuckle and delivers a German suplex and bridges into a pin.
Bambi: "Yay Primo!"
One…
Two…
NO! Raven kicks out two. Primo keeps up the attack and starts kneeing Raven in the side.
Dick: "Could this be it!? Could this be the First Degree?!" Primo floats over into a triangle choke and cinches it in. "Yes it is! Will Raven tap out?!"
Just then, Mistress Pain and Jack Sinister come out. Mistress gets up on the apron and starts shouting at the ref. On the side of the ring, Sinister has shoved a fan out of his seat and taken the steel chair he was sitting on, before sliding into the ring. Primo releases the First Degree and starts to walk over to get the ref and yell at Mistress Pain, but he's stopped by a vicious chair shot from Jack Sinister. Primo stumbles, dazed, but doesn't leave his feet. Raven recovers to his feet as Mistress Pain and Jack Sinister retreat from the ring. The ref turns around to see Raven hit…
Dick: "THECROSSOUTTANOWHERE! THECROSSOUTTANOWHERE!"
Raven rolls Primo over and covers him with one arm.
One…
Two…
THREE!!
Kristine Otto: "Your winner by pinfall, and STILL the eXtinction Champion, RAVEN!"
Bambi: "Oh shit, what did I miss? What did you make me miss Mr Charlie?" Bambi takes off her headset, pets Charlie one more time and leaves the announce table.
Dick: "You missed a lot. I don't know how happy Primo is going to be with you…"
Pat: "You know, she came over here and just stroked my pussy. Never once did she even try to grab my meat hammer. Now I'm sittin here, pants around my ankles, holdin my pink tractor beam lookin like an idiot. Fuckin HAHAs…"
Dick: "I have never been so happy to be so offended, good to have you back Pat. I'm also not going to look over till you promise me that you put your diamond cutter away."
Pat: "It's gonna be a minute, I still have to wipe up all my handcestors…"
Dick: "TMI Pat, TMI."
"Killer Queen" begins to play and everyone's eyes revert to the stage where Queen Sophie, looking gorgeous as ever in her sparkling blue ball gown and matching crown stand ever so patiently with a microphone held to her lips by man servant, Jenkins.
Good evening Insane Wrestling fans, I see that we have a bit of paradox on our hands between Mr. Raven, Mr. Primo and Ms. Pain. Since I see the potential in this drama, tis I, whom shall take this opportunity to sign the match for next week between the lot of you for that eXtinction title. Now before I hear complaints from Mr. Raven and Mr. Primo, I want it known that I saw the disadvantage that was placed upon both of you by Ms. Pain and her associate, but I shant provide punishment because it simply amused me. I think we can all agree that though her methods were not exactly above board, she did however add a interesting twist to this and therefore I to am forced to be creative. So as your Queen, I have made my decision and it is final. The three of you will battle for the title in an "I quit" match next week. I do hope you prepare yourselves for it shall be brutal.
Jenkins lowers the microphone and Queen Sophie smiles as "Killer Queen" once again echos over the speakers.
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Backstage aftermath -------
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Shane "The Trademark" Trudex- "I really think that Legendary, is going to reign supreme once again and I'm more than ready for all of the glory that comes with it and having my queen, no offense Queen Sophie...Josie at my side."
Queen Sophie- "I am confident that you will be quite the force in the company. You and Ms. Pleasure are a lovely couple."
The Primo- "Enough about them, let's talk about what just happened out there and how I have a contract and I don't have to face her again! See! Look at this paper work.
Primo points at the papers in his hand with Bambi nodding her head backing up his every word.
Queen Sophie- "Mr. Primo, I do believe you are being rude to Mr. Trudex and I, as we were having a jolly conversation and you burst in like an uncivilized peasant. What are you blubbering about? Oh yes, Ms. Pain."
Mistress suddenly enters the party with Jack at her side still seemingly proud of her part in tonight's show already.
Mistress Pain- "Why, Alejandro, was that my name on your lips?"
The Hate Doctor- "I deserve a match against Primo!"
Queen Sophie- "Settle down the both of you. Mr. Doctor, you are scheduled to face Mr. Jack next week, but having tried my patience right now I think I will give you a version of what you want. Next week you will face Mr. Primo.... and Josie Pleasure in a triple threat match.
Sophie no more and gets the words out and Jack clotheslines Hate Dr. as Mistress licks her lips and stares at Primo.
Shane "The Trademark" Trudex- "Damn, paper covered rock all right!"
Mistress beckons Jack to follow her and walks off the set. Shane laughs and shakes his head at Primo before walking off himself. Primo looks around and grumbles to himself than points at The Hate Doctor.
The Primo- "At least I ain't you, haha! Stay away from The Primo and The Primo Bambi right here if you can't tell we got more important things to worry about. Come on babe let's go find someone who can really make things happen around here."
With that he depart from the scene as well now as we fade away from Queen Sophie.
{{RING SIDE}}}}
DICK- "That's pretty big news, next Injection Josie Pleasure, Alejandro Primo and The Hate Doctor will be in action."
PAT- "It's not that big Dick....not at all."
Faintly, the sounds of Nirvana's "You Know You're Right" begins to play on a 1991 Casio boombox. The 12 year old tasked with operating this sophisticated technological device scrambles & switches on the simulated stereo surround sound & cranks the volume all the way up from 'faint' to 'dull roar'. Oot from behind the curtain steps Paroxysm holding up a black sign with red lettering that reads "I am Paroxysm." With the period. Paroxysm gives the kid controlling the boombox a thumbs up & starts walking toward the ring. Along the way he hands off his sign to some random cripple kid sitting ringside. Paro slides into the ring headfirst & climbs each turnbuckle, raising his arms and acknowledging the fans.
EZPZ walks over and grabs a microphone and walks back to the center of the ring.
"Ahem, *tap*tap* this thing on?" It is! "What up, uhh, desert!?" The fans go mild. "Oh come on, I know my sand people can get louder than that!" A few people gasp at the racism, until they see Paro pointing to a pack of Tusken Raiders in a section about fifteen rows back from the front. The Tusken Raiders cheer wildly and raise their spears in the air in approval of their being mentioned. "You guys, you guys have been with me for awhile, sending me fan mail from the beginning. I understand the language but I love the fan art. Thanks for stopping in from Tatooie."
"See, that's what I'm talking about, a little excitement! Now, for those of you who don't know, my name is Paroxysm, Paro, Peazy, Easy Peazy, or just the letters E-Z-P-Z. And I’m the high-flyin, death defyin, hardcore SUPER luchadore! And…" Paro pauses for the fans to cheer, "And, I'm also the former-sure-it-was-only-for-like-five-minutes-but-that-still-counts-kinda-like-just-the-tip-still-counts-one-time-once-upon-a-time-I-was THE Universe Champion!" The fans go mild again, confused and lost by whatever the fuck he just said. "Damn that was a mouthful. Shit made a lot more sense in my head…"
"Anyhoo… what I'm tryin to say is that I'm the former Universe Champion. AND what I’m also tryin to say is that I want that title back. No, I don't just WANT the title, I want to win it back. I want to take that beast Dorian Blake & punch his face in & beat his ass all over this desert. If not for me, then for you guys and for Rabbit. And, as the most recent champion, I am owed a rematch! Now I don't want that rematch tomorrow; I don't want that rematch next week; I don't want that rematch at Rebirth even though I was just backstage listening to Rebirth while I rewatched last years Rebirth when I got distract by a bunch of EMTs who went running by to help some woman in the crowd with a real birth…"
"Wait, where was I?"
Pat: "I'm following with ya buddy," Pat said as he exhaled from his peace pipe.
"Oh yeah, I'm talking about the Universe Title & that I want that rematch… and I want it right here, right now!" The fans cheer wildly hoping they get to see an extra title match & at the prospect of someone dethroning that monster Dorian Blake.
Just then, "Killa Queen" by Serg Salinas / Dale Oliver begins to play on the actual PA system, and not jut on that rinky-dink boombox. Queen Sophie steps out from behind the curtain and she disdainfully eyes the young boy who was tasked with pressing the play button but is now sitting on the side of ramp drinking faygo.
Queen Sophie turns her attention to the ring, feigns a smile, and raises the microphone to her face.
"I am far more busy tonight than I should be....Mr. Paroxysm, it is good to have wants. I for one want tonight to be a smashing success of a show so that these… um, degenerate fans, will continue to come back and give their money to me. For tonight to be a smashing success, I need, not want, all the competitors in tonight's main event to be as fresh as they can be. And, since Mr. Blake is in that main event, that means your rematch will not be taking place tonight."
The fans boo Queen Sophie, and they boo quite lustily I might add.
"First off, it's Mr EZPZ to you. Second off, I think we should ask the fans: Who here wants to see me beat Dorian Blake's ass all over this desert tonight?" The fans cheer, and they cheer quite lustily I might add. "Well, Queenie, it seems as if they want it to happen. I want it to happen. This is America the land of democracy where everyone gets a bald eagle as a pet and it's also where I get to beat Dorian Blake, and regain MY Universe Title!"
"Mr. EZPZ," Queen Sophie begins, with disgust dripping off each syllable, "It is so cute of you to believe in democracy. Sadly, that is not how your country works, or how iWs works. Around here, I am the one who signs off on the paychecks…"
"And I must say your penmanship is top notch," Paro interrupts to add.
"Why thank you. But unfortunately for you, Mr. EZPZ, flattery will not change anything."
"Well shucks… how bout tomorrow night? Me and Blake, one on one for the Universe Title… and all the fans here tonight get free admission to see it!"
"Mr EZPZ, I like that you have ideas and ambition, but you sir would be a horrible business man. Why would I just give such a big match away for free? No, no that just won't do. I do however like this idea of a title match. And I agree, it should be a rematch. I think Mr. Blake shall defend his title next week. And his opponent will be a man who won the title initially at Rebirth. A man who took the initiative to ask for a title rematch. A man who takes charge of all aspects of his career…" suddenly the 42" "jumbo-tron" behind Queen Sophie starts to flicker on. It's an old tube TV though, so it takes a few minutes to get warmed up enough to project an image. The sound comes on first, and sounds like a bit of struggle is going on, but the picture is still blank. Queen Sophie glances back and see that it's still not warmed up all the way. She lets out a sigh & begins to tap her foot impatiently… finally it's on!
"Next week, it will be Mr. Dorian Blake vs Mr. AIDAN CA$H for the Universe Title!" On the "jumbo-tron" cameras have caught up with Aidan Cash, who, along with his tag team partner (in the ring, not in life) Mark Maddow, are in the middle of beating the ever loving shit out of the Worlds Greatest American Throwback.
"Greatest Amurican Throwback my ass," says Mark Maddow as he holds Marley Ross in his arms before performing a fallaway slam. Aidan continues to nail Jordan Biggs with steel chair shots, continuing while Biggs is on the ground trying to cover up.
"You ain't so big now, Biggs, are ya? Huh?!" Cash says as he locks on the Ca$h Crab. Kandi Apple comes running up to Aidan with a microphone.
"Aidan! Aidan Cash! Queen Sophie just gave you a Universe Title Match with Dorian Blake next week. How do you feel about this?"
"Against who?"
"Balakay," Maddow shouts as he power bombs Marky Shagwell onto the prone Marley Ross. Shagwell had been grabbing some sports drink for Biggs & Ross and was just returning. He was too busy watching himself make his pecs bounce to notice that his team was getting the shit beat out of them. Maddow throws Shagwell's top hat down on him.
"Ohh, Balakay. Look Kandi," Aidan says as he torques Ross' leg back even further. "I've beat Balakay before, we're gonna beat him tonight, and I'll beat him next week. Then I'll be Universe Champ AND Tag Title Champ."
"Did you know that your best friend Paroxysm was just in the ring demanding a title rematch with Blake?" Aidan immediately drops Biggs' leg and stands up. Kandi, who had been crouching down to interview him, also stands up.
"Well fuck my stars. I didn't think he had the stones to do that. Musta been that pep talk from 2Chainz…"
"Tru!" 2Chainz pokes his head into the frame before disappearing. Literally. He can teleport.
"Damn PZ, I'm sorry brah. Maybe next time you'll get a title match," Aidan looks around suspiciously, then looks at the camera, then down at Biggs, Ross, & Shagwell, and then back at the cameras, "Uhh.. Mark, I think we're done here."
Meanwhile back in the ring, Paroxysm is stunned.
"Well, it seems you need to ask for your rematches a bit sooner. Better luck next time, Mr. EZPZ. Cheers," Queen Sophie says before letting out an evil cackle that the mic picks up even though she's got it by her side. Paroxysm stares off a bit sadly & confused at this turn of events.
[Or, he's really fucking happy. You have no idea since he's wearing that stupid mask.]
Dick: "Wow Pat! That was a bombshell. Aidan Cash gets a title match, I mean a title rematch next week. I'm going to be honest I barely remember his original title reign, when was that?"
Pat: "1 year, 6 months, and 5 days ago Dick. He won at Rebirth 2014 and held the title till AJ Riot damn near killed him. It was a good reign that ended too soon, Dick."
Dick: "Pat, your random bursts of insightfulness never cease to amaze me. Now, for the love of all that is holy, can you please put your pants back on?"
Pat: "Fine, if I must."
Dick: "Yes, you must. Up next is the Main Event and the namesake event of Manic Mania. It's a tag team gauntlet match where the team that is left standing at the end will be declared the winners and will be the iWs Tag Team Champions. We have had many tag teams from all over enter this match. Teams that are new to iWs, teams that are reuniting, teams that we don't really understand why they teamed together in the first place but here they are still teaming together, and we have the reigning iWs tag champions, Dolph Dresden and Jerrick Hadrian - or, maybe we do. We have yet to see Jerrick Hadrian out in the new ring, and the last time he was seen, he was still at the old warehouse living in some dark recess of the building that we evacuated months ago. Crazy stuff."
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Backstage segment -------
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Kandi Apple is waiting backstage to get a few words with Mistress Pain, the second that she approaches her and is just about to ask her first question, Mistress comandeers the microphone and begins to speak.
Why Mistress?! Why?! Simple, I think it's time that I take back what belongs to me and reprise my role as champion because if you haven't noticed lately this title just hasn't been the same without me. No one has even come close to my reign and no one ever will. I know that Raven, Hate Dr. and Alejandro, are probably fuming with thoughts of a screw job, which I'm an expert in. *wink* Maybe it was and maybe it wasn't, I think it all depends on your perception of the situation.
I see a dominate competitor that simply lost said title to an equal and yet I still want to play so I then swipe it back after a few friendly reminders of why one shouldn't shake a hornets nest and here we are.
Mistress hands the microphone back to Kristine as Jack stands between the two ladies with a serious look upon his face which is obviously making Kandi, somewhat nervous.
Kandi Apple-"How do you feel about Queen Sophie's decision to put you in an "I Quit" match against Raven"
Mistress smiles as she softly caresses Jack's face.
How do I feel? I think it's FANTASTIC! Do you realize the horrors that I can inflict? The sexual tension alone between Alejandro and I is worth the price of admission. I am the longest champion and you've heard it said from every media outlet, that I have brought this title meaning and raised the bar for anyone that has a flickering thought of competing for this title. Jackie Paper and myself, have given the fans what they want and that's thrills and chills. Week after week we've mowed through the talent and flexed our muscles to show that we are not to be taken lightly.
Kandi Apple-"So you really think that you're going to become champion again?"
Look at the balls on this one, Jackie Paper. Did you just get off the turnip truck? Of course I'm going to be champion once again. Like they say in the Checkers commercials, it's in the bag. Now enough with your pointless questions, you did your job for the night, give me the microphone and get out of my sight. NOW!
Jack takes the microphone from Kandi with a growl and she quickly retreats and gives it to Mistress.
Listen up boys, tonight was only a taste of what is about to happen to you and I will enjoy my victory once again. Isn't that right Jackie? KISSES!
{{RING SIDE}}}}
"Rabies" by Element Eighty hits the PA, Dolphus Dresden bursts through the curtian extending his arms like one of greatness, he taunts the crowd with his rude remarks making them boo. He slides into the ring and jumps up on the turnbuckle taunting with even more boos, he smirks a slimy looking evil grin and hopes down wiggling his neck and wrist loose before the match.
Kristine Otto: Introducing first, from Glasgow, Scotland weighing in at 15 stones / 210 pounds, he is one half of the iWs Tag Team Champions, Dolph Dresden!"
Avenged Sevenfold~ "Nightmare" plays. Judas walks out with sunglasses on and a black leather vest with blood red trim. He smiles and messages his wrist before strolling down to the ring.
Kristine Otto: "From Tuscola, Illinois...weighing 266 lb and standing at 6'10'', he's filling in for the other half of the Tag Team Champions, he is JUDAAAAAAS TYMEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
Tyme climbs the steel steps and turns back to the crowd asking if they are ready for the Tyme of their lives? He laughs and enters the ring and hops on the middle rope posing his hand in the air before taking off his vest and glasses to start the match.
Dick: "Well, it appears as if Jerrick has yet to make his way out here, so Judas will be wrestling with Dolph tonight. Quite a rough situation for the champs to have to start out first. That's the way things happen in a gauntlet match....I think."
Dolph does not seem thrilled with having to team with Judas. Judas is trying to make the most of it, and has his hand extended for a handshake, but Dolph just ignores this request. Judas decides to try and salvage the situation, and shakes his right hand with his left. He turns around and raises his hands together, which only infuriates The Wolf even more.
"Pet" by A Perfect Circle begins to play and Josie and Shane step onto the stage as Josie grinds her hips from side to side in front of a posing Shane, slowly working her hands up the sides of her body before turning to make out with Shane briefly. Josie turns and flashes a twisted smile as she strolls down the ramp never taking her eyes off the ring that lies before her. But before they can make it any further, Jack Sinister Pearl Harbors Shane Trudex with a huge forearm. Josie doesn't notice as Mistress Pain's machine hammer's on her man. Josie turns around and notices rushing to aid Shane, Mistress Pain sprays her in the face with mace and has Jack toss Shane into the ring and delivers a power bomb to Josie onto the edge of the ring apron.
Dolphus hits The Wolf Bite on Shane and covers him…
One....
Two…
Three!
Kristine Otto: "Shane & Josie have been eliminated."
Dick: "Well, that just happened. Maybe things won't be as difficult as was expected for the unlikely tag team partners."
Kristine Otto: "Up next, Mistress Pain and Jack Sinister!"
Jack and Mistress continue to pound on Josie and Shane, laughing as they do so. After a few moments they tire of this and decide to enter the match. Jack climbs into the ring, while Mistress stands on the apron smiling a smile that is a mixture of arousal and motherly approval. Dolph decides to let Judas start things for their team. Jack and Judas lock up and Jack throws the much taller Judas down to the mat. Judas grabs the ropes to help him back to his feet and goes back and tries another collar and elbow tie up, and again Jack throws him to the ground.
Dick: "The evolution of Jack Sinister is something else, ain't it Pat."
Pat: "Yeah, yeah, sure sure sure it is," Pat replies while looking around frantically and rubbing at his arms and stomach.
Dick: "Drug induced paranoia or withdrawl induced paranoia?"
Pat: "Fuck dick, I don't know, but I can't shake this feeling that there is someone that is after me. Can you HELP ME?!"
Dick: "I think Judas is thinking the same thing!"
Judas tries to escape Jacks grip, and is extending as far as he can for the tag. A tag he could make, if Dolph wasn't letting him hang out to dry.
Dick: "Dolph isn't even trying to tag in. Do you think he's afraid of this new Jack Sinister? … Pat?" Dick looks over and sees Pat sitting under the announce table rocking back and forth.
Pat: "Keep… keep… keep him away from me. He's gonna get me, gonna take my baby…"
Dick: "Uhhh…. Judas with a desperation clothesline that finally knocks down Jack using all of bis body weight!"
Judas slowly makes his way back to the corner and tags in Dolph by smacking Dolph as hard as he can on the shoulder Dolph stares at Judas. If looks could kill Judas would be dead. Dolph can kill, so Judas is lucky that he isn't dead. Jack asks Mistress if she would like in, she tells him "not yet, be a good boy and keep fighting hard like you are." Jack smiles at the slight compliment and charges hard at Dolph. Jack is a bit overzealous, Dolph ducks the attack and catches Jack with a drop toe hold that sends Jack face first into the middle turnbuckle.
Dick: "HOLY SHIT!"
Just like that, we have double run ins. AJ Riot who is not supposed to be in this match, yanks Mistress Pain off the apron and starts to attack her. Simultaneously, on the other side of the ring, Jerrick Hadrian has yanked Judas Tyme off the apron and launches him into the railing. AJ kicks Pain inbetween the legs (yes it does hurt girls you idiot!) and than slaps her. He laughs before she sinks her claws into his face ripping apart his mask stitch by stitch. He nudges her away and than hits a DDT! AJ grabs at his tattered mask and than yanks it off .....
DICK- "Revelation! What the hell is going on here!?!"
PAT- "Revelation hates Riot I don't understand things anymore Dick.... I just realized Bambi was up here in our booth does that mean anyone can get up here?! What is going on in the world??"
Dick: "Calm down Pat.... I guess Jerrick found us! Jerrick is destroying Judas! I swear Jerrick has gotten taller, bigger, stronger, and meaner. Did everyone hit a growth spree over the break?? The rest of the iWs needs to be on alert for the defending champs are here!"
Pat: "Mmmm…mommy help me…oh no!"
Dick: "Right you are Pat, Jack Sinister could really use some help from Mistress Pain right now!"
Jerrick has disposed of Judas Tyme with a power bomb onto a few of the steel chairs in the front row. Jerrick reclaims his spot on the apron in Dolph's corner. Dolph smiles a rare Dolph smile and tags in Jerrick. Jack tries a last ditch clothesline, but it barely phases Jerrick. Jerrick lifts Jack up straight into the air, and hits him with The Blackout! Mistress slides into the ring, but Revelation grabs her feet...
One…
Mistress kicks Rev and Dolphus enters the ring charging at her.
Two…
Revelation lets go of Pain as she shouts at him and she bolts up into a Wolfbite from Dolphus!
THREE!
Kristine Otto: "Mistress Pain and Jack Sinister have been eliminated."
Dick: "Two strong teams have been eliminated already! I'm being told now that Revelation and Dax Clark were due up next, but Dax has not been seen at all. Explains why Queen Sophie has taken over all night huh Pat? This may be part of the reason why Revelation has attacked Mistress Pain as well? Their brawl has spilled out into the fans. Jack is not going to be happy about that when he finally stirs…"
Jack makes his way back to his feet and begins to search frantically for Mistress Pain, as if he doesn't know what to do next without her. Dolph lets out a loud laugh which catches Jack's attention. Dolph smiles and points off in the direction where Mistress and Revelation are fighting and says "Run along now, little boy." Jack clenches his jaw and fists and anger as if he's going to charge Dolph, but instead runs off to help Mistress Pain.
Broken dreams by Shaman's Harvest plays and the three walk out in a fog around them. Moses has an eire smirk, Harper looks, hungry, and their leader Adam whips his hair out of his face and holds up his arms before leading the men down to the ring.
Kristine Otto: "Now making their way to the ring, being lead by The Chosen One; Adam McGavin....The Fall of ADAM."
Adam takes the mic before they begin. "I was once like you Jerrick I trust The Wolf, I followed The Wolf, I believed....in The Wolf. This is your Nightmare the Fall is here!"
Moses and Brodie attacks Dolphus and Jerrick from behind while Adam laughs he grabs his signature weapon from his pocket (a metal spike) and smashes Dolphus in the forehead with it. Jerrick shoves both Brodie and Moses off him with power and delivers massive punches to both before lifting Brodie in a military press and throwing him at Adam. Jerrick blindsides Adam McGavin with a lariat. Sheamus and Brodie start towards Dolph but stop short when Jerrick starts to head their way. Sheamus backs up and rolls out the ring and Brodie steps out and takes his place on the apron. Jerrick also backs out and takes his place on the apron.
DICK- "Finally some control of this match up!"
PAT- "But I thought all that was fun Dick, I like this Fall of Adam hahaha! Stab them in the face! That gets their attention! I wonder what makes him the chosen one?"
Dolph is back up and wails away on Adam with forearm shots to the back. Adam finally falls to his knees and begins to crawl to the rope. Adam makes it to the rope before Dolph can inflict any more damage and the ref forces Dolph to back away. Adam slowly gets back to his feet, careful to stay between the ropes so that Dolph can't attack him before he's ready. Adam comes out of the ropes and Dolph charges him, but before Dolph can get to him, Adam ducks between the ropes again, and the ref is forced to separate them. But instead of letting Dolph get too far away, Adam rakes Dolphs eyes while the ref is too distracted trying to push Dolph away.
Adam maintains control of the bent over Dolph with a few knees to the midsection followed by a running bulldog. Adam picks Dolph up by the mane and drags him over to his corner and tags in Brodie. Brodie comes in over the top rope one leg at a time and grabs Dolphs hair and leads him to the center of the ring. Brodies' eyes are wide open in a slightly demonic manner and he looks down at Dolph and Brodie reaches back to deliver a vicious chop, but Dolph ducks it and rolls over to Jerrick and tags in Jerrick.
Dick: "This is a matchup many have been looking for. The two big men to face off mono y mono!"
Pat: "These mother fuckers both have mono!? Keep them away from me!"
Dick: "Pat I'm glad to hear that you are feeling better, I thought those shakes shivers and moans were going to get the best of you."
Pat: "They were," *SNIFF*, "Until I remembered that I had my emergency eight ball with me. I told you I am digging this FoA jogged my memory they did with that carnage."
Dick: "Emergency eight ball?"
Pat: "Yeah, you know how everyone has an emergency joint?"
Dick: "Emergency joint?"
Pat: "Jesus Dick, hehehe.... do I have to teach you everything? Yes, an emergency joint. A joint you hide somewhere that you'll always have it for emergency circumstances."
Dick: "…"
Pat: "Fuck man, it's just like that. But instead of weed, it's coke. I had a fucking eight ball.. Yah know, I'm done explaining this to you. Jesus Christ are you dense sometimes," *sniff*sniff*.
Dick: "Hohkay. Back in the ring, Jerrick has gained control and has Brodie reeling. While all this was going on it was somewhat back and forth a true test of strength that we might not ever see again....thanks Pat."
Pat- "You're welcome Dick."
Jerrick sends Brodie into the ropes, Brodie tries a shoulder tackle but he just bounces off the massive Jerrick. Jerrick stares down Adam as he picks Brodie up and hits the Blackout!
One… Adam rushes in.
Two… Dolphus cuts him off with a Wolfbite!
Three!
Kristine Otto: "The Fall of ADAM have been eliminated."
