Post by AJ on Oct 12, 2015 23:36:32 GMT -5
Queen Sophie makes her way to the ring and the fans cheer, she holds up a mic and smiles at them.
"My loyal subjects! Welcome to Rebirth, I have been told that AJ Riot will not be making it to tonight's event even though his recovery seemed to be going quite smoothly. I relieved word that Riot was attacked in his hospital bed, and I have proof of who done it! I promise you that you will pay, I spoke to Mr. Riot and I feel it is my duty to make sure he receives justice."
Mistress Pain's theme song hits the PA system she cracks her whip and walks towards the Queen with eyes locked on her. She enters the ring and gets a mic of her own.
"Queenie Queenie, since when are you responsible for my slave? Riot deserved what he got because he left moi. I offered him protection and security, I offered him everything he needed. What could you possibly give him that I can not?"
"Well I know I actually care about his welfare Ms. Pain. Are you interested in who attacked your precious Riot?"
"YES! NOBODY touches my stuff and breaks it but ME!"
(que surveillance footage)
The cameras show a bluish grey fuzzy security camera's view of AJ Riot sitting in his hospital bed. He is seen playing cards with a nurse? Looks like a living dead girl honestly, several seconds go by and people move in and out of the room fast, food shows up and than is taken away.
The lights go out in the "Arena" only the glow from the screens still showing the footage illuminate the area. Mistress watches the footage while Queen Sophie seems to be keeping her eyes on Mistress.
Riot's voice comes over the speakers.
"Assassin... Assassin...Die! Die! Die! I only kill to know I'm alive."
The lights turn red and on the screens Riot is being beaten near death buy a person in grey sweats, white trainers, and a black hoodie pulled up over his or her's head and has white gloves on that are turning red as Riot continues being beaten. The person strangles him with his IV cord and than kick him in the back of the head and slams him through the hospital sink. The figure turns to the camera and tilts his or her head, what would be visible of the person's face is covered up by a hunting mask and sunglasses. Riot is still somehow getting back to his feet though showing favor to his right rib.
Riot's voice laughs and speaks again.
"She found me... Now I know it aint right, and I will kill them all if I LIKE.... SO WHAT!?! Their... Whores! Whores! Whores! ALL OF THEM! HAHAHAHA! I'm Ready to fight!"
The crowd buzzes and Riot! That's RIGHT! AJ RIOT is standing behind Queen Sophie, at first her man servant attempts to defend her, but Riot hits him fast with a The Dying Quiver! Mistress watches with no emotion, is she stunned? or Angry? Who really knows at this point, but what is happening. Queen Sophie also does not show much emotion, but she is more like a stone. Riot tilts his head curiously and than looks from Queen Sophie to Mistress Pain who both are facing him, he jumps in the air fast and his KTFO on..... MISTRESS PAIN!
Riot beats his fist off his chest and grunts down at the woman who he once wanted to hold his leash. What is all this about? Queen Sophie tries to calm down Riot, he falls on his back and rolls out of the ring as the lights again go out and than he slips out through the crowd as we fade out and to the next scene.
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Raven is sitting starring at the tv screen he's in a trance just starring into the tv
Rabbit taps him on the shoulder.
-"Hey man you alright we got a tag title match coming up." -
They had just seen what could have been AJ Riot, their brother back! This is not possible though, somebody surely would have informed one of them right? Rabbit is worried that Raven's temper might get the best of him, but that could be a good thing.
Raven points to the screen his jaw drops turns to rabbit and is speechless. Rabbit again pats him on the shoulder and indicates it is time for them to go. Perhaps Rabbit is in disbelief as he is the one ranting about how Mistress Pain has turned his brother against them, how she has forced him to become obsessed with her. Around the hallway Sebastian is taping his hands, tonight is just security he thinks. Tonight I am just here for a measly $45 dollars. The training is not going so hot because it cot so much money. Perhaps tonight at Rebirth he will find himself? Perhaps tonight will be the night that he finally breaks out of his shell.
Somebody bumps him and shouts at him to watch his step. He turns and sees it is Raven Trueblood. Rabbit is with him and tries to calm down his tag team partner.
Rabbit- "Now Rave, just cool it man. I am not so sure that was really Alex. Remember we are turning around a new leaf. Remember what the Doc said about your anger issues?"
He turns and punches Sebastian square in the jaw laying him out. Rabbit shakes his fist and shakes his head at Raven.
Rabbit- "See what did I tell you, control that temper, man Alex I can't believe you sometimes, come on we have tag titles to win and a pack of wolves to skin."
Raven starts to laugh as he walks to the ring with Rabbit as we fade out.
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-Tag Team Championship Match-
-Tables, Ladders, & Chairs (oh my!) Match-
Josie Pleasure/Shane Trudex vs The Flock vs Dorian Blake & Brandon Young vs (C)The Natural Order
Brandon Young comes out to The Offspring's "Pretty Fly For a White Guy". Flanking him are his homies Kyle, Franco, Leo, and Willie. Brandon jumps into the ring.
Kristine Otto: The following match is a Four Way Tables Ladders and Chairs match for the IWS Tag Team Titles. Introducing first, hailing from Douglasville, Georgia, making his IWS debut, being accompanied by his posse, Brandon Young!
Dick: Wow, that entrance was fast.
Pat: Yo yo yo yo! You know that's right! Here they are the realest guys in the room!
Dick: I don't think that's right...
Pat: Naw, the rest of the locker room can't hang with them. You know why?
Dick: I think I know where you're going with this but don't think you should...
Pat: Because they're S-W-I-F-T!
Dick: Swift? Is that what you meant to spell?
Pat: Of course I did. Do you see how these guys moved around the back? They're swift.
Dick: O-kay... and out next will be his tag team partner...
Dorian Blake walks out from behind the curtain as the song ‘Dried Up, Tied And Dead To The World ' by Marylin Manson plays. Beside him walks Mistress Pain shouting at the crowd that they are in for a real good show, s he smirks proud of his found monster as the two walk down to the ring when the music picks up.
Kristine Otto: And his tag team partner, now making his way to the ring being accompanied by The IWS Universe Champion Mistress Pain, he hails from The Bottomless Pit and weighs two hundred and forty-five pounds, and stands at six foot six inches tall. He is Mistress Pain's personal demon, Dorian Blake!
Dorian steps up on the ring apron and climbs up the turnbuckle as he looked around the place and steched his arms out like he was hanging on a crucifix. Mistress Pain enters the ring, the big guy hops down and loosened up his neck some more and wrist as he listens to Mistress Pain talk to him as his theme song fades out. Brandon Young tries to get in a few words but he's largely ignored by Blake.
The warehouse turns blue as smoke fills the room and Bleed hits the PA system as Raven and Rabbit walk onto the ramp. The fans get up off their seats cheering them, Raven doesn't really care but Rabbit seems to enjoy the cheers and pays attention to them. Raven poses as pyro goes off and walks down and slides into the ring, while Rabbits' high energy is a contrast of his partners. Raven then falls back into the corner next to Rabbit and they wait for their opponents.
Kristine Otto: Introducing next, weighing in at a combined weight of 465 pounds, Raven and Rabbit, the Flock.
Bad to the Bone fills the arena as the crowd cheers loudly. Shane Trudex walks out through the curtain, dressed in blue jeans, a muscle shirt, and his leather jacket as Josie Pleasure follows closely behind him, causing the cheers to immediately turn to boos. Judas Thyme walks out next and the boos get worse. Shane stares into the camera as a slight smirk crosses his face. He turns to Josie, taking her hand, and twirling her slowly admiring her sexy body with a look of approval on his face and causing a lot of consternation on the face of the male fans in the arena, should they boo her evilness or cheer how she makes their pants tighten up? Shane doesn't have to concern himself with this and he turns and heads down to the ring. As he reaches the ring, he quickly pulls off his jacket and throws it down, smacks Josie on her ass and smiles, before running and sliding under the bottom rope. He paces around the ring, lightly pounding the side of his face with his fist to pump himself up. He climbs up on the second turnbuckle and points out to the crowd getting them fired up. He climbs down waiting on the match to begin.
Kristine Otto: Introducing next, weighing in at a combined weight of 340 pounds and being accompanied to the ring by Judas Thyme, Josie Pleasure and "The Trademark" Shane Trudex!
Element Eighty - Rabies hits the PA, Doulphus burst through the curtian extending his arms like one of greatness, he taunts the crowd with his rude remarks making them boo. As Jerrick Hadrian follows him out from the back Dolph and Hadrian slide into the ring and jump up on the turnbuckle taunting, and showing off their titles to the reaction of even more boos, Dolph smirks a slimy looking evil grin and hops down wiggling his neck and wrist loose before the match.
Kristine Otto: And, finally, weighing in at a combined weight of 33 stones, they are the IWS Tag Team Champions, The Natural Order, Jerrick Hadrian and Dolph Dresden.
Dolph and Jerrick hand over their titles so that the referee can climb the ladder in the center of the ring and attach the titles high above the ring.
Ding ding ding!
Dick: Phew, that was a lot of entrances!
Pat: It sure was, Dick. Usually I have to pay extra to see that many entrances!
Dick: Yet again, something I didn't want to hear about. Anywho, the match has begun and it's pandemonium in the ring!
Pat: Panda pneumonia in here, indeed, Dick.
Dick: Pat that's... never mind. As you saw by the referee climbing the ladder and hanging the titles above the ring, this match will only end when one of the competitors climbs a ladder and retrieves the titles.
Everyone is punching everyone! Out of nowhere, Josie and Shane simultaneously jump off opposite turnbuckles and knock the pile over with dueling cross body's. Shane rolls out of the ring to grab a table, much to the delight of the fans. He gets it set up in time for the Natural Order to make their way outside as well, and their presence stops Shane in his tracks. Shane tries to fight them off, but it's useless and Shane gets sent through the table with a wicked power bomb by Jerrick with an assist from Dolph, earning the first Holy Shit! chant from the crowd.
Dick: Holy shit! What power by the big man Hadrian!
Pat: And what muscles too...
Dick: Awk - ward.
Just as the Natural Order are celebrating their dirty deed, they turn around to see Josie come flying over the top rope and take them out with a twisting plancha! She rolls over and starts to check on Shane.
Meanwhile, The Flock and the team of Brandon Young and Dorian Blake have taken turns beating the shit out of each other. Raven is the first person to introduce a chair into the match, connecting with Young's back. Dorian leans a ladder on the turnbuckle and suplexes Rabbit onto it causing the ladder to bend in half and Rabbit to collapse in a heap. This earns the second Holy Shit chant. Raven turns Young around and raises the chair high above his head to deliver a crushing blow to his skull, but Young stops it with a kick to Raven's intestinal fortitude.
Dick: Most people call that a nut shot.
Pat: For me, I usually call that $25. It's $40 for a punch & yank.
Dick: Again, too much information Pat.
Pat: Thank you Dick, I studied real hard for this match. Emphasis on hard. Like my penis watching Josie deliver a double low blow on the Natural Order!
Dick: God damn that looked painful!
Pat: I don't know how much I would pay for that, but let's just call it a lot, Dick.
Dick: You have problems.
Pat: I know, Dick, I need to make more money.
In the ring, Brandon Young is standing on the second rope and is raining down right hands on Raven. From behind, Young is struck by a vicious chair shot from Rabbit. The impact of the chair sends Young over the top rope and he crashes down onto Shane, Jerrick, and Dolphus, all of whom had just got back to their feet. Rabbit has to shake his hands out because the sting from the steel chair. Rabbit turns around and eats a big boot from Dorian Blake, sending Rabbit flying back into Raven. Blake delivers a clothesline to the two of them. Blake hears a high-pitched scream and turns to see Josie flying in attempting a Stinger Splash. Blake catches her midair and looks at her with a puzzled look. Josie tries to punch and kick her way free, but it's no use. Blake turns and starts to run toward The Flock with Josie in his arms, but is stopped short with a chair shot by Shane to his back. Blake manages to not fall or drop Josie, and turns around with the same puzzled look focused on Shane, who rears back and strikes Blake on the head. Dorian's knees buckle, but he still stays up. Shane looks around and then down at his severely mangled chair, raises it up for another shot, but Young steals the chair out of his hands. "Yo yo yo yo!" Brandon shouts, and drives the top of the chair into Shane's rib cage while Blake throws Josie at Shane, knocking both of the lovers down on top of each other.
Outside of the ring, the Natural Order has set up a table on top of a table just off from the ring. After admiring their work for a moment, they both roll back in the ring.
Pat: Well looky over there, Dick, at the tables.
Dick: Pat that sure looks dangerous!
Pat: Like a fire in a nursing home.
Dick: That would be quite dangerous Pat. Just like Dorian Blake!
In the ring, Blake is in the middle of choke slamming everyone. Choke slam for Shane. Josie takes offense and gets a choke slam of her own, on top of Shane. Choke slam for Raven...
Pat: Jesus, what has gotten into the beast?
Jesus: Well Pat, you see Dorian is very tormented. He had a bit of rough upbringing, and didn't get quite enough hugs or time with his parents. His gargantuan size makes him a bit of an outcast and causes people to stare and point at him, which only fuels his anger and aggression. He rarely speaks, and most people treat him as if he's dumb, which he mostly represses. And since he's actually quite intelligent, that repression just stews and stews and stews. Unfortunately that repression comes out at certain times, like this.
Pat: Oh wow, thanks for the explanation Jesus!
Jesus: You're welcome, Patrick.
Dick turns over to see Pat holding a crack pipe and talking to himself.
Dick: *sigh*
Back in the ring, Blake has choke slammed all of his opponents and now has Brandon Young up in the air mid-choke slam. Mistress Pain and Young's posse have jump up on the apron and are begging Dorian to put Young down. Dorian cocks his head to the side and finally sets Brandon down. Brandon runs over towards his posse and they huddle up. His posse member Willie breaks off, climbs the top rope, jumps, and hits a 450 splash into a guillotine leg drop onto Rabbit...
Dick: The Marie Antoinette?! What??
The warehouse goes silent momentarily in confusion. Willie gets up and Brandon and the rest of the posse look at him, Willie shrugs his shoulder as if to say he has no idea where that came from. They all high five. The fans cheer the unexpected event. The referee, Bartholomew P. Jefferson, spills his beer and rushes over to eject Brandon's posse from the ring. The fans boo this. In Bartholomew's drunkenness, he also sends off Judas Thyme and Mistress Pain, just in case they did something while he was at the concession stands buying beers. He only took this match because it requires little to no refereeing and is now regretting having that 3rd beer.
Dick: I can't believe that the referee threw everyone out from ringside like that!
Pat: When you're a little drunk and high, you can get paranoid like that, Dick.
Dick: Right you are, Pat, right you are.
Back outside of the ring, Dolph and Rabbit have set up two ladders next to the two tables and are being cheered on by 2Chainz who's seated ringside with two bitches and holding two beers and Dolph and Rabbit climb up their ladders and begin trading blows. The ladders that Dolph and Rabbit are standing on are about 5 feet taller than the top table. The fans erupt when Rabbit connects and boo wildly when Dolph does. 2Chainz is slightly confused and yells "tru" when the fans boo.
Dick: Don't these two know that there is no way to win that match out there?
Pat: Sometimes winning is secondary to fucking up a lot of shit. In this case, one of your enemy competitors.
Dolph gains control and knocks Rabbit momentarily lifeless. Jerrick rolls out of the ring to hold the two ladders steady, as Dolph...
Dick: FUCK MY STARS! DOLPH JUST HIT THE WOLF BITE ON RABBIT THROUGH TWO TABLES!
Pat: Dick, look at 2Chainz! He's going insane right now!
Dick: I don't know who that impact impacted more, Dolph or Rabbit. Both men are a lifeless heap.
Pat: That's just how I like my women, Dick!
Dick: Back in the ring Jerrick Hadrian is teaming up with Shane and Josie and they're trying to take down Dorian Blake.
Back in the ring Jerrick is teaming up with Shane and Josie and they're trying to take down Dorian Blake. Brandon Young and Raven were tossed out of the ring before they started isolating Blake. On the outside, Raven has gotten up and goes over to check on Rabbit, who remains as lifeless as a woman on a date with Bill Cosby. Inside the ring, Josie is standing on the top rope and directing Shane and Jerrick in their attack on Dorian. Shane and Jerrick lift up Dorian and carry him over to Josie. She taunts the crowd a bit before hitting the Psycho Drop on the big man. The three bask in the boos for a moment when Jerrick blindsides Shane with a vicious clothesline and starts to stalk Josie. Brandon Young slides a ladder into the ring. Raven surveys the situation and slides in right behind Jerrick. Raven waits for Jerrick to attack Josie first before he makes his move. Brandon quickly sets up the ladder while everyone is distracted with each other and begins to climb.
Dick: Uh oh, is Brandon Young going to win this thing?
Raven turns his attention to the ladder and runs over and yanks Brandon Young off. Josie turns around finally and eats a Jerrick Hadrian spear. Jerrick hops up to his feet while Josie rolls out of the ring. Raven hits the Wicked Path on Brandon Young and boots him out of the ring. Raven turns toward the ladder and eats a spear from Jerrick. Dolph has managed to make it back into the ring and begins to climb as Jerrick prowls for any intruders. Shane starts to climb in the ring on the far side, but Jerrick slides through the bottom of the ladder and boots him in the face just as Dolph is unhooking the belts.
*ding ding ding*
Pat: And there you have it, the Natural Order retains!
Dick: What a brutal match, definitely one for the highlight reels and a possible match of the year candidate!
Bartholomew P. Jefferson stumbles over to raise the Natural Orders' hands while the rest of the competitors struggle to get back to their feet.
Dick: That's two title defenses so far, will Mistress Pain be able to maintain her grasp on the Universe Championship?
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segment
-- It's story time ---
Once upon a time there was a happy little boy, and this boy found a family after having nothing at all. Now that boy went through hardships and at the core of everything he began to hate the world. Wanted to change it for the better and eliminate suffering, now that boy is grown to a man, or so this world has decided.
Do you see what I am saying?
Do you see that there is no cure? All that is left is to give peace, and to do that death must be delivered. This is not just my story anymore, no this story is all of ours and you will see that before the final chapter is reached ...
all of you will see. .. .. ..
--- to be continued in your deepest, darkest, dreams.
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-eXtinction Championship Match-
-Signature Move Match-
Dorian Blake vs Raven vs (C)Alejandro Primo
Dorian Blake walks out from behind the curtain as the song ‘Dried Up, Tied And Dead To The World ' by Marylin Manson plays. Beside him walks Mistress Pain shouting at the crowd that they are in for a real good show, she smirks proud of his found monster as the two walk down to the ring when the music picks up.
Kristine Otto: This match is for the IWS eXtinction Championship and the winner will be whichever competitor can hit his Signature Move first. Making his way to the ring first, being accompanied by The IWS Universe Champion Mistress Pain, he hails from The Bottomless Pit and weighs 245 pounds, and stands at six foot six inches tall. He is Mistress Pain's personal demon and ends his matches with The Descent, Dorian Blake!
Dorian steps up on the ring apron and climbs up the turnbuckle as he looked around the place and steched his arms out like he was hanging on a crucifix. Mistress Pain enters the ring, the big guy hops down and loosened up his neck some more and wrist as he listens to Mistress Pain talk to him as his theme song fades out. Brandon Young tries to get in a few words but is largely ignored.
The warehouse turns blue as smoke fills the room and Bleed hits the PA system as Raven walks onto the ramp. The fans get up off their seats cheering him, Raven doesn't really care. Raven poses as pyros go off and walks down and slides into the ring. Raven then falls back into the corner and waits for their opponents.
Kristine Otto: Introducing next, hailing from Lakeland, FL, he weighs in at 230 pounds and stands five feet nine inches tall, he finishes his opponents with the Wicked Path, Raven!
The Wolf by Fever Ray plays and Primo walks with Bambi next to him. Primo has a grin an his large sunglasses on hitting the outstretched hands from the barricade. The females in the audience scream for him to flex his muscles for them and he does not disappoint them posing for their cameras before entering the ring. He climbs the tops rope with his eXtinction title in hand and poses he takes off his sunglasses and tosses them into the crowd.
Kristine: And our last competitor, hailing from TV Land, he weighs in at 252 pounds and stands five feet nine inches tall, he is the master of the Money Shot, and the current eXtinction Champion, Alejandro Primo!
Pat: Huh, I thought I was the master of the money shot... I mean, that's what all the girls I pay say to me.
*ding ding ding*
The match begins with no one wanting to make the first move. Eventually Primo makes a move and draws in Blake and Raven, who start fighting with each other while Primo steps back and watches the fruits of his labor while Blake and Raven slug it out in the middle of the ring.
Dick: Both Raven and Dorian Blake will be competing later in the IWS Tag Team Championship match, while Primo and Raven will both be competing in the Brawl for All Universe Title match that has garnered interest from competitors we haven't seen in ages.
Pat: Competitors that haven't been seen in ages!
Dick: I couldn't have said it any better myself Pat!
Blake hits a spine buster on Raven and goes for a pin. The referee stands back waving his arms in a "no" motion and shouts out that there must be a finisher hit first. Over in the corner, Primo inspects his manicure and blows a kiss to Bambi. Blake hops up and gets into the referee's face. Raven recovers and tries a small package roll up on Blake for a moment before remembering the finisher requirement.
Dick: Neither of those moves are their finishers so the match will continue without even a one count from the ref.
Raven and Blake are back to their feet and tie up while Primo is distracted in the corner. Raven wins the struggle and flings Blake into the corner toward Primo. Primo turns around just in time to get a Stinger Splash from Blake. Blake takes a few steps back and Raven hits him with a swinging neck breaker. Primo rubs his head and appears to grow enraged.
Dick: I'm not entirely sure, but it looks like Primo just realized that the match has started.
Pat: Sometimes I too need to get punched in the face before I can perform, sexually that is.
Dick: You didn't have to elaborate Pat.
Pat: I know, I just felt like sharing a little sumthin sumthin extra, for the ladies out there.
Raven begins to get back to his feet after the neck breaker he hit on Blake. Primo runs out from the corner and hits Raven with a flying knee. Primo turns and sees Blake also getting back to his feet and so Primo runs and hits another flying knee this time on Blake.
Pat: Well ain't Primo just the bees knees?!
Dick: *groan*
Pat: Ya get it? Because of those running knees he keeps hitting? Bees knees? It's a pun. Get it?
Dick: Yes Pat, I get it.
The crowd starts to roar despite nothing going on in the ring. After panning for a bit, we see that on the MiniTron, Hurriclark is feverishly trying to pick a lock on a door backstage.
Dick: Well holy shit! If that ain't Hurriclark! I bet I know what, or better yet who, Hurriclark is looking for!
Pat: Whom, Dick, I believe you meant to say that you know *for whom* Hurriclark is looking.
Dick: Well fuck my stars Pat, actually yes. You're actually right. I feel like I've doubted you too much. I am going to turn a new leaf over and look at you with more respect going forward...
Dick turns to see Pat fire up the bowl he just finished packing. Pat takes in a gargantuan sized hit, closes his eyes while holding the hit deep in his lungs, and eventually exhales through his nostrils. Pat sinks back into his chair even further with his eyes still closed. He takes a deep breath and opens his now bloodshot eyes and turns to Dick.
Pat: Wait... what were you saying? Just a... just a minute ago. What... uh... what was that you said?
Dick: *sigh*
Hurriclark finally breaks the lock, opens the door, and grabs the lantern that is at his feet. He slowly walks in and sees Mary Jane chained up to some pipes. Hurriclark grabs his bolt cutters and snips her free. Back at the ringside, Mistress Pain has finally seen what is going on and lets out a bloodcurdling scream. She yells at Dorian to follow her, which he does obediently forfeiting his shot at the eXtinction championship. Primo sees this, shrugs, and goes back to work on Raven. On the MiniTron, Hurriclark and Mary Jane are seen making their escape.
Dick: And just like that Hurriclark and Mary Jane are gone!
Pat: Wait, wait... wait. Mary Jane is gone?! *Pat rubs his eyes and looks around the announce table before grabbing his bowl* Nope! I found her! *Pat fires up the bowl again.* Great news for Pat, he's highered...
Meanwhile back in the ring, Primo continues his assault on Raven with a belly to back suplex. Both men get back to their feet at the same time and Raven manages to get a couple of punches in before Primo regain control and hits Raven with the Greatness Implant. Primo repositions Raven and begins to climb the turnbuckle. Primo pauses to flex, and then blows a kiss to Bambi and a kiss to Raven and then Primo takes flight and hits the...
Pat: MONEY SHOT!
Dick: Right you are Pat, right you... GOD DAMNIT PAT *Dick turns to see Pat watching pr0n on his cellular phone.*
Primo goes for the cover and the ref slides down and begins to count.
One!
Two!!
Three!!!
*ding ding ding*
Dick: And with that Money Shot, Primo retains in dominating fashion.
Kristine: Your winner, via Money Shot, and still the eXtinction Champion, Alejandrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrro Primo!
Pat: Meow!
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Primo celebrates into the backstage area with Bambi, he is spraying champagne everywhere and whooting and jumping up and down.
Primo - "I did it! I am the Primo baby no doubt about that!! Now I will not only hold the eXtinction title, but the Universe title by the night's end. I tell you Bambi babe, that it is all at our finger tips and I owe it all to you!"
This could be the happiest night of Primo's life, but does his prized lady feel the same?
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main event
Pat: The Main event is coming up folk!! WOOOOO!
Dick: "the contestants are rearing to go too Pat, this is a must see."
The ending to Rebirth will be with you shortly, please stand by
"My loyal subjects! Welcome to Rebirth, I have been told that AJ Riot will not be making it to tonight's event even though his recovery seemed to be going quite smoothly. I relieved word that Riot was attacked in his hospital bed, and I have proof of who done it! I promise you that you will pay, I spoke to Mr. Riot and I feel it is my duty to make sure he receives justice."
Mistress Pain's theme song hits the PA system she cracks her whip and walks towards the Queen with eyes locked on her. She enters the ring and gets a mic of her own.
"Queenie Queenie, since when are you responsible for my slave? Riot deserved what he got because he left moi. I offered him protection and security, I offered him everything he needed. What could you possibly give him that I can not?"
"Well I know I actually care about his welfare Ms. Pain. Are you interested in who attacked your precious Riot?"
"YES! NOBODY touches my stuff and breaks it but ME!"
(que surveillance footage)
The cameras show a bluish grey fuzzy security camera's view of AJ Riot sitting in his hospital bed. He is seen playing cards with a nurse? Looks like a living dead girl honestly, several seconds go by and people move in and out of the room fast, food shows up and than is taken away.
The lights go out in the "Arena" only the glow from the screens still showing the footage illuminate the area. Mistress watches the footage while Queen Sophie seems to be keeping her eyes on Mistress.
Riot's voice comes over the speakers.
"Assassin... Assassin...Die! Die! Die! I only kill to know I'm alive."
The lights turn red and on the screens Riot is being beaten near death buy a person in grey sweats, white trainers, and a black hoodie pulled up over his or her's head and has white gloves on that are turning red as Riot continues being beaten. The person strangles him with his IV cord and than kick him in the back of the head and slams him through the hospital sink. The figure turns to the camera and tilts his or her head, what would be visible of the person's face is covered up by a hunting mask and sunglasses. Riot is still somehow getting back to his feet though showing favor to his right rib.
Riot's voice laughs and speaks again.
"She found me... Now I know it aint right, and I will kill them all if I LIKE.... SO WHAT!?! Their... Whores! Whores! Whores! ALL OF THEM! HAHAHAHA! I'm Ready to fight!"
The crowd buzzes and Riot! That's RIGHT! AJ RIOT is standing behind Queen Sophie, at first her man servant attempts to defend her, but Riot hits him fast with a The Dying Quiver! Mistress watches with no emotion, is she stunned? or Angry? Who really knows at this point, but what is happening. Queen Sophie also does not show much emotion, but she is more like a stone. Riot tilts his head curiously and than looks from Queen Sophie to Mistress Pain who both are facing him, he jumps in the air fast and his KTFO on..... MISTRESS PAIN!
Riot beats his fist off his chest and grunts down at the woman who he once wanted to hold his leash. What is all this about? Queen Sophie tries to calm down Riot, he falls on his back and rolls out of the ring as the lights again go out and than he slips out through the crowd as we fade out and to the next scene.
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Raven is sitting starring at the tv screen he's in a trance just starring into the tv
Rabbit taps him on the shoulder.
-"Hey man you alright we got a tag title match coming up." -
They had just seen what could have been AJ Riot, their brother back! This is not possible though, somebody surely would have informed one of them right? Rabbit is worried that Raven's temper might get the best of him, but that could be a good thing.
Raven points to the screen his jaw drops turns to rabbit and is speechless. Rabbit again pats him on the shoulder and indicates it is time for them to go. Perhaps Rabbit is in disbelief as he is the one ranting about how Mistress Pain has turned his brother against them, how she has forced him to become obsessed with her. Around the hallway Sebastian is taping his hands, tonight is just security he thinks. Tonight I am just here for a measly $45 dollars. The training is not going so hot because it cot so much money. Perhaps tonight at Rebirth he will find himself? Perhaps tonight will be the night that he finally breaks out of his shell.
Somebody bumps him and shouts at him to watch his step. He turns and sees it is Raven Trueblood. Rabbit is with him and tries to calm down his tag team partner.
Rabbit- "Now Rave, just cool it man. I am not so sure that was really Alex. Remember we are turning around a new leaf. Remember what the Doc said about your anger issues?"
He turns and punches Sebastian square in the jaw laying him out. Rabbit shakes his fist and shakes his head at Raven.
Rabbit- "See what did I tell you, control that temper, man Alex I can't believe you sometimes, come on we have tag titles to win and a pack of wolves to skin."
Raven starts to laugh as he walks to the ring with Rabbit as we fade out.
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-Tag Team Championship Match-
-Tables, Ladders, & Chairs (oh my!) Match-
Josie Pleasure/Shane Trudex vs The Flock vs Dorian Blake & Brandon Young vs (C)The Natural Order
Brandon Young comes out to The Offspring's "Pretty Fly For a White Guy". Flanking him are his homies Kyle, Franco, Leo, and Willie. Brandon jumps into the ring.
Kristine Otto: The following match is a Four Way Tables Ladders and Chairs match for the IWS Tag Team Titles. Introducing first, hailing from Douglasville, Georgia, making his IWS debut, being accompanied by his posse, Brandon Young!
Dick: Wow, that entrance was fast.
Pat: Yo yo yo yo! You know that's right! Here they are the realest guys in the room!
Dick: I don't think that's right...
Pat: Naw, the rest of the locker room can't hang with them. You know why?
Dick: I think I know where you're going with this but don't think you should...
Pat: Because they're S-W-I-F-T!
Dick: Swift? Is that what you meant to spell?
Pat: Of course I did. Do you see how these guys moved around the back? They're swift.
Dick: O-kay... and out next will be his tag team partner...
Dorian Blake walks out from behind the curtain as the song ‘Dried Up, Tied And Dead To The World ' by Marylin Manson plays. Beside him walks Mistress Pain shouting at the crowd that they are in for a real good show, s he smirks proud of his found monster as the two walk down to the ring when the music picks up.
Kristine Otto: And his tag team partner, now making his way to the ring being accompanied by The IWS Universe Champion Mistress Pain, he hails from The Bottomless Pit and weighs two hundred and forty-five pounds, and stands at six foot six inches tall. He is Mistress Pain's personal demon, Dorian Blake!
Dorian steps up on the ring apron and climbs up the turnbuckle as he looked around the place and steched his arms out like he was hanging on a crucifix. Mistress Pain enters the ring, the big guy hops down and loosened up his neck some more and wrist as he listens to Mistress Pain talk to him as his theme song fades out. Brandon Young tries to get in a few words but he's largely ignored by Blake.
The warehouse turns blue as smoke fills the room and Bleed hits the PA system as Raven and Rabbit walk onto the ramp. The fans get up off their seats cheering them, Raven doesn't really care but Rabbit seems to enjoy the cheers and pays attention to them. Raven poses as pyro goes off and walks down and slides into the ring, while Rabbits' high energy is a contrast of his partners. Raven then falls back into the corner next to Rabbit and they wait for their opponents.
Kristine Otto: Introducing next, weighing in at a combined weight of 465 pounds, Raven and Rabbit, the Flock.
Bad to the Bone fills the arena as the crowd cheers loudly. Shane Trudex walks out through the curtain, dressed in blue jeans, a muscle shirt, and his leather jacket as Josie Pleasure follows closely behind him, causing the cheers to immediately turn to boos. Judas Thyme walks out next and the boos get worse. Shane stares into the camera as a slight smirk crosses his face. He turns to Josie, taking her hand, and twirling her slowly admiring her sexy body with a look of approval on his face and causing a lot of consternation on the face of the male fans in the arena, should they boo her evilness or cheer how she makes their pants tighten up? Shane doesn't have to concern himself with this and he turns and heads down to the ring. As he reaches the ring, he quickly pulls off his jacket and throws it down, smacks Josie on her ass and smiles, before running and sliding under the bottom rope. He paces around the ring, lightly pounding the side of his face with his fist to pump himself up. He climbs up on the second turnbuckle and points out to the crowd getting them fired up. He climbs down waiting on the match to begin.
Kristine Otto: Introducing next, weighing in at a combined weight of 340 pounds and being accompanied to the ring by Judas Thyme, Josie Pleasure and "The Trademark" Shane Trudex!
Element Eighty - Rabies hits the PA, Doulphus burst through the curtian extending his arms like one of greatness, he taunts the crowd with his rude remarks making them boo. As Jerrick Hadrian follows him out from the back Dolph and Hadrian slide into the ring and jump up on the turnbuckle taunting, and showing off their titles to the reaction of even more boos, Dolph smirks a slimy looking evil grin and hops down wiggling his neck and wrist loose before the match.
Kristine Otto: And, finally, weighing in at a combined weight of 33 stones, they are the IWS Tag Team Champions, The Natural Order, Jerrick Hadrian and Dolph Dresden.
Dolph and Jerrick hand over their titles so that the referee can climb the ladder in the center of the ring and attach the titles high above the ring.
Ding ding ding!
Dick: Phew, that was a lot of entrances!
Pat: It sure was, Dick. Usually I have to pay extra to see that many entrances!
Dick: Yet again, something I didn't want to hear about. Anywho, the match has begun and it's pandemonium in the ring!
Pat: Panda pneumonia in here, indeed, Dick.
Dick: Pat that's... never mind. As you saw by the referee climbing the ladder and hanging the titles above the ring, this match will only end when one of the competitors climbs a ladder and retrieves the titles.
Everyone is punching everyone! Out of nowhere, Josie and Shane simultaneously jump off opposite turnbuckles and knock the pile over with dueling cross body's. Shane rolls out of the ring to grab a table, much to the delight of the fans. He gets it set up in time for the Natural Order to make their way outside as well, and their presence stops Shane in his tracks. Shane tries to fight them off, but it's useless and Shane gets sent through the table with a wicked power bomb by Jerrick with an assist from Dolph, earning the first Holy Shit! chant from the crowd.
Dick: Holy shit! What power by the big man Hadrian!
Pat: And what muscles too...
Dick: Awk - ward.
Just as the Natural Order are celebrating their dirty deed, they turn around to see Josie come flying over the top rope and take them out with a twisting plancha! She rolls over and starts to check on Shane.
Meanwhile, The Flock and the team of Brandon Young and Dorian Blake have taken turns beating the shit out of each other. Raven is the first person to introduce a chair into the match, connecting with Young's back. Dorian leans a ladder on the turnbuckle and suplexes Rabbit onto it causing the ladder to bend in half and Rabbit to collapse in a heap. This earns the second Holy Shit chant. Raven turns Young around and raises the chair high above his head to deliver a crushing blow to his skull, but Young stops it with a kick to Raven's intestinal fortitude.
Dick: Most people call that a nut shot.
Pat: For me, I usually call that $25. It's $40 for a punch & yank.
Dick: Again, too much information Pat.
Pat: Thank you Dick, I studied real hard for this match. Emphasis on hard. Like my penis watching Josie deliver a double low blow on the Natural Order!
Dick: God damn that looked painful!
Pat: I don't know how much I would pay for that, but let's just call it a lot, Dick.
Dick: You have problems.
Pat: I know, Dick, I need to make more money.
In the ring, Brandon Young is standing on the second rope and is raining down right hands on Raven. From behind, Young is struck by a vicious chair shot from Rabbit. The impact of the chair sends Young over the top rope and he crashes down onto Shane, Jerrick, and Dolphus, all of whom had just got back to their feet. Rabbit has to shake his hands out because the sting from the steel chair. Rabbit turns around and eats a big boot from Dorian Blake, sending Rabbit flying back into Raven. Blake delivers a clothesline to the two of them. Blake hears a high-pitched scream and turns to see Josie flying in attempting a Stinger Splash. Blake catches her midair and looks at her with a puzzled look. Josie tries to punch and kick her way free, but it's no use. Blake turns and starts to run toward The Flock with Josie in his arms, but is stopped short with a chair shot by Shane to his back. Blake manages to not fall or drop Josie, and turns around with the same puzzled look focused on Shane, who rears back and strikes Blake on the head. Dorian's knees buckle, but he still stays up. Shane looks around and then down at his severely mangled chair, raises it up for another shot, but Young steals the chair out of his hands. "Yo yo yo yo!" Brandon shouts, and drives the top of the chair into Shane's rib cage while Blake throws Josie at Shane, knocking both of the lovers down on top of each other.
Outside of the ring, the Natural Order has set up a table on top of a table just off from the ring. After admiring their work for a moment, they both roll back in the ring.
Pat: Well looky over there, Dick, at the tables.
Dick: Pat that sure looks dangerous!
Pat: Like a fire in a nursing home.
Dick: That would be quite dangerous Pat. Just like Dorian Blake!
In the ring, Blake is in the middle of choke slamming everyone. Choke slam for Shane. Josie takes offense and gets a choke slam of her own, on top of Shane. Choke slam for Raven...
Pat: Jesus, what has gotten into the beast?
Jesus: Well Pat, you see Dorian is very tormented. He had a bit of rough upbringing, and didn't get quite enough hugs or time with his parents. His gargantuan size makes him a bit of an outcast and causes people to stare and point at him, which only fuels his anger and aggression. He rarely speaks, and most people treat him as if he's dumb, which he mostly represses. And since he's actually quite intelligent, that repression just stews and stews and stews. Unfortunately that repression comes out at certain times, like this.
Pat: Oh wow, thanks for the explanation Jesus!
Jesus: You're welcome, Patrick.
Dick turns over to see Pat holding a crack pipe and talking to himself.
Dick: *sigh*
Back in the ring, Blake has choke slammed all of his opponents and now has Brandon Young up in the air mid-choke slam. Mistress Pain and Young's posse have jump up on the apron and are begging Dorian to put Young down. Dorian cocks his head to the side and finally sets Brandon down. Brandon runs over towards his posse and they huddle up. His posse member Willie breaks off, climbs the top rope, jumps, and hits a 450 splash into a guillotine leg drop onto Rabbit...
Dick: The Marie Antoinette?! What??
The warehouse goes silent momentarily in confusion. Willie gets up and Brandon and the rest of the posse look at him, Willie shrugs his shoulder as if to say he has no idea where that came from. They all high five. The fans cheer the unexpected event. The referee, Bartholomew P. Jefferson, spills his beer and rushes over to eject Brandon's posse from the ring. The fans boo this. In Bartholomew's drunkenness, he also sends off Judas Thyme and Mistress Pain, just in case they did something while he was at the concession stands buying beers. He only took this match because it requires little to no refereeing and is now regretting having that 3rd beer.
Dick: I can't believe that the referee threw everyone out from ringside like that!
Pat: When you're a little drunk and high, you can get paranoid like that, Dick.
Dick: Right you are, Pat, right you are.
Back outside of the ring, Dolph and Rabbit have set up two ladders next to the two tables and are being cheered on by 2Chainz who's seated ringside with two bitches and holding two beers and Dolph and Rabbit climb up their ladders and begin trading blows. The ladders that Dolph and Rabbit are standing on are about 5 feet taller than the top table. The fans erupt when Rabbit connects and boo wildly when Dolph does. 2Chainz is slightly confused and yells "tru" when the fans boo.
Dick: Don't these two know that there is no way to win that match out there?
Pat: Sometimes winning is secondary to fucking up a lot of shit. In this case, one of your enemy competitors.
Dolph gains control and knocks Rabbit momentarily lifeless. Jerrick rolls out of the ring to hold the two ladders steady, as Dolph...
Dick: FUCK MY STARS! DOLPH JUST HIT THE WOLF BITE ON RABBIT THROUGH TWO TABLES!
Pat: Dick, look at 2Chainz! He's going insane right now!
Dick: I don't know who that impact impacted more, Dolph or Rabbit. Both men are a lifeless heap.
Pat: That's just how I like my women, Dick!
Dick: Back in the ring Jerrick Hadrian is teaming up with Shane and Josie and they're trying to take down Dorian Blake.
Back in the ring Jerrick is teaming up with Shane and Josie and they're trying to take down Dorian Blake. Brandon Young and Raven were tossed out of the ring before they started isolating Blake. On the outside, Raven has gotten up and goes over to check on Rabbit, who remains as lifeless as a woman on a date with Bill Cosby. Inside the ring, Josie is standing on the top rope and directing Shane and Jerrick in their attack on Dorian. Shane and Jerrick lift up Dorian and carry him over to Josie. She taunts the crowd a bit before hitting the Psycho Drop on the big man. The three bask in the boos for a moment when Jerrick blindsides Shane with a vicious clothesline and starts to stalk Josie. Brandon Young slides a ladder into the ring. Raven surveys the situation and slides in right behind Jerrick. Raven waits for Jerrick to attack Josie first before he makes his move. Brandon quickly sets up the ladder while everyone is distracted with each other and begins to climb.
Dick: Uh oh, is Brandon Young going to win this thing?
Raven turns his attention to the ladder and runs over and yanks Brandon Young off. Josie turns around finally and eats a Jerrick Hadrian spear. Jerrick hops up to his feet while Josie rolls out of the ring. Raven hits the Wicked Path on Brandon Young and boots him out of the ring. Raven turns toward the ladder and eats a spear from Jerrick. Dolph has managed to make it back into the ring and begins to climb as Jerrick prowls for any intruders. Shane starts to climb in the ring on the far side, but Jerrick slides through the bottom of the ladder and boots him in the face just as Dolph is unhooking the belts.
*ding ding ding*
Pat: And there you have it, the Natural Order retains!
Dick: What a brutal match, definitely one for the highlight reels and a possible match of the year candidate!
Bartholomew P. Jefferson stumbles over to raise the Natural Orders' hands while the rest of the competitors struggle to get back to their feet.
Dick: That's two title defenses so far, will Mistress Pain be able to maintain her grasp on the Universe Championship?
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segment
-- It's story time ---
Once upon a time there was a happy little boy, and this boy found a family after having nothing at all. Now that boy went through hardships and at the core of everything he began to hate the world. Wanted to change it for the better and eliminate suffering, now that boy is grown to a man, or so this world has decided.
Do you see what I am saying?
Do you see that there is no cure? All that is left is to give peace, and to do that death must be delivered. This is not just my story anymore, no this story is all of ours and you will see that before the final chapter is reached ...
all of you will see. .. .. ..
--- to be continued in your deepest, darkest, dreams.
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-eXtinction Championship Match-
-Signature Move Match-
Dorian Blake vs Raven vs (C)Alejandro Primo
Dorian Blake walks out from behind the curtain as the song ‘Dried Up, Tied And Dead To The World ' by Marylin Manson plays. Beside him walks Mistress Pain shouting at the crowd that they are in for a real good show, she smirks proud of his found monster as the two walk down to the ring when the music picks up.
Kristine Otto: This match is for the IWS eXtinction Championship and the winner will be whichever competitor can hit his Signature Move first. Making his way to the ring first, being accompanied by The IWS Universe Champion Mistress Pain, he hails from The Bottomless Pit and weighs 245 pounds, and stands at six foot six inches tall. He is Mistress Pain's personal demon and ends his matches with The Descent, Dorian Blake!
Dorian steps up on the ring apron and climbs up the turnbuckle as he looked around the place and steched his arms out like he was hanging on a crucifix. Mistress Pain enters the ring, the big guy hops down and loosened up his neck some more and wrist as he listens to Mistress Pain talk to him as his theme song fades out. Brandon Young tries to get in a few words but is largely ignored.
The warehouse turns blue as smoke fills the room and Bleed hits the PA system as Raven walks onto the ramp. The fans get up off their seats cheering him, Raven doesn't really care. Raven poses as pyros go off and walks down and slides into the ring. Raven then falls back into the corner and waits for their opponents.
Kristine Otto: Introducing next, hailing from Lakeland, FL, he weighs in at 230 pounds and stands five feet nine inches tall, he finishes his opponents with the Wicked Path, Raven!
The Wolf by Fever Ray plays and Primo walks with Bambi next to him. Primo has a grin an his large sunglasses on hitting the outstretched hands from the barricade. The females in the audience scream for him to flex his muscles for them and he does not disappoint them posing for their cameras before entering the ring. He climbs the tops rope with his eXtinction title in hand and poses he takes off his sunglasses and tosses them into the crowd.
Kristine: And our last competitor, hailing from TV Land, he weighs in at 252 pounds and stands five feet nine inches tall, he is the master of the Money Shot, and the current eXtinction Champion, Alejandro Primo!
Pat: Huh, I thought I was the master of the money shot... I mean, that's what all the girls I pay say to me.
*ding ding ding*
The match begins with no one wanting to make the first move. Eventually Primo makes a move and draws in Blake and Raven, who start fighting with each other while Primo steps back and watches the fruits of his labor while Blake and Raven slug it out in the middle of the ring.
Dick: Both Raven and Dorian Blake will be competing later in the IWS Tag Team Championship match, while Primo and Raven will both be competing in the Brawl for All Universe Title match that has garnered interest from competitors we haven't seen in ages.
Pat: Competitors that haven't been seen in ages!
Dick: I couldn't have said it any better myself Pat!
Blake hits a spine buster on Raven and goes for a pin. The referee stands back waving his arms in a "no" motion and shouts out that there must be a finisher hit first. Over in the corner, Primo inspects his manicure and blows a kiss to Bambi. Blake hops up and gets into the referee's face. Raven recovers and tries a small package roll up on Blake for a moment before remembering the finisher requirement.
Dick: Neither of those moves are their finishers so the match will continue without even a one count from the ref.
Raven and Blake are back to their feet and tie up while Primo is distracted in the corner. Raven wins the struggle and flings Blake into the corner toward Primo. Primo turns around just in time to get a Stinger Splash from Blake. Blake takes a few steps back and Raven hits him with a swinging neck breaker. Primo rubs his head and appears to grow enraged.
Dick: I'm not entirely sure, but it looks like Primo just realized that the match has started.
Pat: Sometimes I too need to get punched in the face before I can perform, sexually that is.
Dick: You didn't have to elaborate Pat.
Pat: I know, I just felt like sharing a little sumthin sumthin extra, for the ladies out there.
Raven begins to get back to his feet after the neck breaker he hit on Blake. Primo runs out from the corner and hits Raven with a flying knee. Primo turns and sees Blake also getting back to his feet and so Primo runs and hits another flying knee this time on Blake.
Pat: Well ain't Primo just the bees knees?!
Dick: *groan*
Pat: Ya get it? Because of those running knees he keeps hitting? Bees knees? It's a pun. Get it?
Dick: Yes Pat, I get it.
The crowd starts to roar despite nothing going on in the ring. After panning for a bit, we see that on the MiniTron, Hurriclark is feverishly trying to pick a lock on a door backstage.
Dick: Well holy shit! If that ain't Hurriclark! I bet I know what, or better yet who, Hurriclark is looking for!
Pat: Whom, Dick, I believe you meant to say that you know *for whom* Hurriclark is looking.
Dick: Well fuck my stars Pat, actually yes. You're actually right. I feel like I've doubted you too much. I am going to turn a new leaf over and look at you with more respect going forward...
Dick turns to see Pat fire up the bowl he just finished packing. Pat takes in a gargantuan sized hit, closes his eyes while holding the hit deep in his lungs, and eventually exhales through his nostrils. Pat sinks back into his chair even further with his eyes still closed. He takes a deep breath and opens his now bloodshot eyes and turns to Dick.
Pat: Wait... what were you saying? Just a... just a minute ago. What... uh... what was that you said?
Dick: *sigh*
Hurriclark finally breaks the lock, opens the door, and grabs the lantern that is at his feet. He slowly walks in and sees Mary Jane chained up to some pipes. Hurriclark grabs his bolt cutters and snips her free. Back at the ringside, Mistress Pain has finally seen what is going on and lets out a bloodcurdling scream. She yells at Dorian to follow her, which he does obediently forfeiting his shot at the eXtinction championship. Primo sees this, shrugs, and goes back to work on Raven. On the MiniTron, Hurriclark and Mary Jane are seen making their escape.
Dick: And just like that Hurriclark and Mary Jane are gone!
Pat: Wait, wait... wait. Mary Jane is gone?! *Pat rubs his eyes and looks around the announce table before grabbing his bowl* Nope! I found her! *Pat fires up the bowl again.* Great news for Pat, he's highered...
Meanwhile back in the ring, Primo continues his assault on Raven with a belly to back suplex. Both men get back to their feet at the same time and Raven manages to get a couple of punches in before Primo regain control and hits Raven with the Greatness Implant. Primo repositions Raven and begins to climb the turnbuckle. Primo pauses to flex, and then blows a kiss to Bambi and a kiss to Raven and then Primo takes flight and hits the...
Pat: MONEY SHOT!
Dick: Right you are Pat, right you... GOD DAMNIT PAT *Dick turns to see Pat watching pr0n on his cellular phone.*
Primo goes for the cover and the ref slides down and begins to count.
One!
Two!!
Three!!!
*ding ding ding*
Dick: And with that Money Shot, Primo retains in dominating fashion.
Kristine: Your winner, via Money Shot, and still the eXtinction Champion, Alejandrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrro Primo!
Pat: Meow!
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Primo celebrates into the backstage area with Bambi, he is spraying champagne everywhere and whooting and jumping up and down.
Primo - "I did it! I am the Primo baby no doubt about that!! Now I will not only hold the eXtinction title, but the Universe title by the night's end. I tell you Bambi babe, that it is all at our finger tips and I owe it all to you!"
This could be the happiest night of Primo's life, but does his prized lady feel the same?
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main event
Pat: The Main event is coming up folk!! WOOOOO!
Dick: "the contestants are rearing to go too Pat, this is a must see."
The ending to Rebirth will be with you shortly, please stand by