Post by AJ on Oct 4, 2014 0:16:12 GMT -5
September to Dismember
DICK-Welcome to September to Dismember, do you get the urge to just brutally rip apart people limb from limb? This is the show for you! I got to say Pat we have one heck of a line up tonight.”
PAT-Hell yes we do Dick, and the main event for the Universe Championship is what everyone wants to see. Rather AJ Riot still has what it takes to win the Unierse title a second time or is he all washed up?”
DICK-Let’s not leave out that eXtinction title match featuring Josie Pleasure and Alejandro Primo taking on the champ Mistress Pain. It seemed to me like Mistress Pain really wants a piece of The Primo.”
PAT-“ Of course she does who doesn’t man even I find it hard not to be amazed by the guy. Primo vow’d if he loses tonight he will not fight for this title again until next year!”
DICK-“Of course there is also the Tag Team title match the End will be defending against the Second City Saints, Jack Sinister and The Great Mufasa, and Rabbit and Paroxysm.”
PAT-“Like any team could beat the End. We talked enough lets get to the show Dick.”
Opener- Singles
Travis Levitt vs. Jerrick Hadrian
===========================
DICK- “'Ashes to Ashes' by Tarblox Ramblers plays and here comes Travis Levitt, this kid has multiple title reigns under his belt and nine years of experience. Boy does he look serious though and the fans don’t seem to warm to him do they?”
PAT- “They don’t have to be he is wrestling in the Insane Wrestling Society and they are not, I like that about the guy seems to have a thick skin, we need more of that around here I am telling you Dick.”
DICK-” It's On by Korn plays there is JerrickHadrian, I forgot how massive the guy is. The fans have a little bit of love for the guy, but most seem to still dislike him.”
PAT- “Jerrick has never wanted to be a fan favorite and he does not let anyone get in his way. I don’t care how long this Levitt has wrestled or how many title reigns he has held that was then this is now and right now Jerrick looks like a beast ready to attack.”
DICK-“There is the bell! Travis shows initiative by attacking Jerrick with a flurry of Punches, but he shoves Levitt away like a sack of potatoes. Jerrick stays on him and they tie up, but Jerrick again shoes him over and this time rushes him hitting a hard clothesline. Jerrick picks him up and drives a knee to his stomach followed by and Irish Whip to the corner that knocks Levitt face first down to the mat. He rolls over shaking it off, but Jerrick stomps hard on him, and then chokes him using his boot and the ropes. The ref is counting, one, two, three, he needs to break it! Jerrick used the full four count. Is he chuckling?”
PAT-“The guy is having fun Dick.”
DICK- “Jerrick pulls Levitt back up, but he gets free and WOW what a European uppercut! Even Jerrick is taken by surprise by that move and here comes Levitt off the ropes…JERRICK WITH A DROPKICK!! How in the hell did that big lug manage to pull that off?! The men get to their knees and Jerrick is the first to his feet, Travis slips out of his grasp and yanks him down by his arm, these two kids are really going at it, there is a knee stomp Travis Levitt is thinking clever here taking out Jerricks base, but Jerrick kicks him in the face and makes it back to his feet. Levitt goes for a punch, but he is blocked Jerrick with a huge kick to the gut and there is a body slam. Looks like Levitt just is not prepared for the agility that this freak of nature is able to display.”
PAT-“He is a total package strength and agility; the man is after all named The Gifted One I mean think for once Dick come on. Haha did you see what I did there?”
DICK-“Oh shut it up Pat we are all so proud of you. Jerrick runs off the ropes catching Levitt as he stands up with a Spear!!”
PAT-“No pinfall?”
DICK-“Jerrick is just toying with him now, he stomps his boot off Levitt’s face and stands over him with his foot on his chest, the ref is counting. One, two…Just a two count from that arrogant looking pin attempt? Levitt might be feeling these shots a Jerrick drills them into his skull with right fist after right fist. He roars and beats his hands off his face as he yanks Levitt up, and gives him an atomic drop, he has him in a front headlock. This does not look good… he hoist him into the air what a display of power right here as Jerrick holds his opponent with one arm! They hit the mat hard as Jerrick delivers The Blackout, and Levitt has to be out cold as Jerrick covers him. One, Two, Three.”
PAT- “There is your winner, was there ever any doubt? The Gifted One has all the tools and abilities that nobody else has around here.”
DICK- “WAIT! Jerrick is grabbing something from under the ring, a steel chair! He is not going to hit Levitt is he? The poor guy already lost the match come on now!
Jerrick slams the chair over Travis’ head and then places it over his head before running off the ropes and hitting a leg drop onto him. The fans boos get very loud while Jerrick admires his handy work and the small pool of blood escaping Levitt’s forehead. He grins slightly and exits the ring ignoring all the profanities the fans are shouting at him.
DICK- “Good just get out of here…Welcome to the IWS Mister Levitt….Good Gawd!”
===========================
Backstage Judith is starching trying t get ready for her match, her sister Lilith is sitting on a chair next to her typing on her laptop when Elextra Kin approaches them behind her being Jack sinister and her brother Mufasa.
Electra- “Hello girls.”
Judith grumbles and glares up at her.
Judith- “What do you want?”
Electra- “Still mad at me? You need to learn to let stuff go besides you got the best of me. I am just here to wish you luck, you are really going to need it.”
Judith- “What is that suppose to mean?”
She says jumping up to her feet defensively.
Electra- “Oh child…you’ll see.”
She laughs and walks off, Lilith puts her hand on her sister’s shoulder.
Lilith- “She is just trying to get to you, let it go.”
Judith doesn’t seem able to shake it away as she glares off at Electra walking away and we fade out.
===========================
Singles
Mr. Sandman vs. ‘The Wolf’ Dolphus Dresden
===========================
DICK- “ Rabies by Element Eighty plays and here comes The Wolf Dolphus Dresden. I am curious how Dresden will fair against his former Natural Orer teammate, how about you Pat?”
PAT- “I am a believer in The Wolf, we should all fallow his lead, be a hunter not the hunted am I right Dick? Of course I am why am I even asking you.”
DICK- “Now Enter Sandman by Metallica is playing and the smoke clouds the entrance. There he is the Dark Angel of night, the Pope of Truth he is Mr. Sandman! The fans seem to favor him a bit more then Dresden don’t you think by the way they sing his theme music as he strolls to the ring.”
PAT-“They are all sheep, blind idiot sheep. Look at this guy he has to take extra time to derobe.”
DICK- “So did Dresden to take off his black vest…whatever. There is the bell and we are off. There is a jumping forearm smash from The Wolf, and he grabs The Sandman tossing him into the corner. The Wolf charges, but Sandman dodges out of the way, Dresden puts on the breaks, but there is Mr. Sandman with his belly ot back suplex… The Demonplex! The Wolf pulls himself up near the ropes though he will not be that easy huh, but wow that is a big move for the opening moments. DRESDEN DUCKS! Sandman misses with a running lariat, and Dresden kick his knee out from under him, the Wolf attacks that same leg now with a knee stomp and then wrenching it in an awkward position. Dresden takes a moment to catch his breath, this could cost him as it gives Mr Sandman a chance to catch his.
PAT- “He is stalking him like The Apex Predator he is Dick, there! Lok at that chop block to that hurt leg. What a wise fighter this guy is.”
DICK- “Yeah but look at his taunting, pointing to his head. Yes we know you are clever get over it. He goes to apply the Forever More Figure Four…Mr. Sandman counters!! Dresden is shoved into the ropes, he comes running back at him THE PREDATOR POUNCE! He goes for the pin, One, two. Sandman kicks out at two. Dresden attacks with punches and pulls Mr Sandman up he Irish Whips him to the ropes and lowers his head. Mr Sandman capitalizes but delivering an uppercut and then hits a spinebuster, both men are down.
PAT- ‘Finally here come the King brothers, bout time the rest of his pack show up.”
DICK- “James is on the ring apron why is the ref arguing with him?!?! and LOOK! Christian is inside the ring he has Mr. Sandman…WHOA! He shoves Christian away… Queen Anne's Revenge out of nowhere!! The fans loved that! OH Dresden hits a low blow, and Oh no The Wolf Bite…it’s all over. One, Two. MR SANDMAN he kicks out again! Now the fans are on the edge of their seats I can feel it Pat. Dresden pulls Mr. Sandman up and he wants another Wolf Bite….NO… Mr Sandman with Queen Anne's Revenge to Dresden he is flipped over like a pancake!.”
PAT- “There is James with a steel chain wrapped around his hand… He flattens Mr. Sandman… he just cost Dresden the match!”
Christian a bit dazed joins his brother James as the two beat the hell out of Mr. Sandman in the center of the ring. Christian picks him up and delivers an electric chair drop that James catches and adds a cutter to mid air. Sandman is out cold in the center of the ring. Dresden shakes off the cobwebs and looks angry.
Dresden- “Get him up!”
He orders the brothers to hold up Mr Sandman and they do. Dresden slaps Mr Sandman and then shouts in his face.
Dresden- “You are weak! We are The Natural Order! We are what’s right!”
He hits The Wolfbite on Mr Sandman and then holds his arms up as the fans all boo him, Dresden smirks and holds up James and Christian’s arms too before exiting the ring feeling the hate the entire way to the exit.
===========================
Rabbit is pacing in the hallway looking a bit twitchy under that mask of his.
Rabbit- “We got this, it is our time…nobody can take this away from us? Who is us though? Where is he? UGH you don’t think he bailed do you? Of course not stop being so negative.”
JT Starr and Alejandro Primo come walking along and notice Rabbit is out of sorts, they decide what better way to set the guy straight then for them to mess with him.
JT Starr- “Yo Rabbit, where is Paroxysm?”
Rabbit- “He will be here…we’re gonna win, we are gonna be tag team champions!”
Primo and JT chuckle.
JT Starr- “Is that so? You know Rabbit I feel for you, because really you are suffering. When an animal is suffering I was always taught to put it out of it’s misery. You know what I mean?”
He says putting his arm around Rabbit watching the confusion in his eyes. Ryan Sharpe clubs Rabbit in the back of the head with his tag team belt, and the three of them start stomping away on Rabbit.
JT Starr- “THE END ARE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS… Don’t forget that.”
Ryan laughs and hands JT his title. JT puts his title over his left shoulder and looks at Ryan then Primo.
JT Starr- “Are we retain our titles you are gonna finally beat that witch Mistress Pain…just because I got a tear drop of respect for her still doesn’t erase the fact she is a trollop who feeds on men’s souls….just like Josie…be careful out there bro.”
He says advising Primo about his match later tonight, the trio walks off and we fade out.
===========================
Singles
Ashley Renee vs. Judith Eva
===========================
DICK- “This is our Amazon match. Judith Eva has been through ups and downs here in IWS but is starting to make quite the impression here in her rookie year already she has made an enemy in Electra King.”
PAT- “Yes she has, and she got lucky when she defeated Josie. This Ashley Renee has been a pro for five years, I say this will be a cake walk for Renee.”
With the bells ringing Judith walks out with her big sister Lilith accompanying her. She smiles wickedly at the crowd and walks down to the ring sliding in under the bottom rope and then standing up climbing the turnbuckle to pose and look into the crowd. She hops down and awaits the match bell looking across the ring.
"1, 2, 1,2 1,2,3,4!" The heavy guitar and rums roll through the arena as Ashley makes her way to the top of the ramp. She looks around at the sea of screaming fans. She turns her back to them and performs a back flip before turning back around and starting on her way down the ramp to the ring.
DICK- “Both women are in the ring and here we go, Eva grabs Renee, but the wiley vetran counters with a side headlock. Eva shoves her off her and into the rope, but Renee rebounds with a shoulder block putting Eva on the mat, and she drops an elbow on her before locking on her bridging reverse chinlock, that’s called Behind You. Eva is stuck here, she fights to get free this lock is wearing her out, Eva crawls with Renee’s weight on her and manages to rach the bottom rope forcing the break. Renee doesn’t give her time to breath though as she pulls her back up and delivers a back hand chop ooooh! That had to hurt, she Irish whips Eva into the ropes, but Eva counters with a Lou Thez Press and a few shots to the face before Eva gets up with her opponent delivering a sparemare and a reverse chin lock.”
PAT- “Look how sloppy though, Renee easily gets out of that hold. There is a kick fom Eva, and another but Renee catches her foot, and there is a clothesline. Eva is taking a lot of shots here Dick.”
DICK-“She is but the rookie is hanging in there. Renee goes for a cover, One, two. Eva with the kick out. Both amazons are to their feet again Renee gives Eva a right punch and then a left along with a toe kick. Eva ducks the third punch and rushes off the ropes, WOW what a takedown and the fist are flying now as Renee covers her face to block the shots. Eva stands her up and gives her a body slam. What is she gonna do now? Eva rushes to the corner and slingshots herself onto Renee with her Moonbeam Splash, but she gets the knees up. Eva felt that one holding onto her ribs, Renee pulls her up and sends her to the ropes delivering a brutal powerslam, that’s her Busted Fang, here is the cover…One, two…Eva once again gets the shoulder up!”
PAT-“This is ridiculous Dick! Just close the deal already!”
DICK-“Renee holds up Eva and drives a knee to her already hurting ribcage and then sets up for an inverted DDT, but Eva counters and kick her in the stomach. There is a kick to Renee’s heart, Eva’s fans are shouting they know what is coming next.”
PAT-“So does Renee she shoves Eva into the turnbuckle!”
DICK-“She has ahold of Eva from behind, but Eva fights back delivering a back elbow and then another, and one more time. Renee drops her grip and Eva hits her finisher Eclipse of the Heart! Is there enough left in the tank to go for the cover though?”
PAT-“She’s wore out the girl needs to condition herself better…um…I could help her with that.”
DICK-“Eva crawls into the cover, One, Two. Renee gets the shoulder up! Eva can’t believe it!”
PAT-“Haha I know look at her face she is in shock.”
DICK-“Eva grabs Renee by the head trying t cut off her air supply, but Renee breaks free and grabs a handful of hair! There it is!! The Dark Round!! Renee goes for the pin! One, two, three!”
PAT-“That’s right! What a way to debut here in the IWS though I have to say Eva is nobody that impressive.”
DICK- “It was a hard fought match Pat at least admit that. Eva will have to take a lesson away from this loss, but it looks like Renee’s future here in the IWS is just getting started. Judith is in the ring now with Renee heading to the back looking very pleased.
She's Tight by Cheap Trick starts to play and Electra walks out with her Big brother Mufasa and Jack Sinister standing next to her, the fans boo wildly as she smirks and looks at them then lifts the mic to her lips.
Electra- “Oh little girl you got ahead of yourself didn’t you? Things weighing you own? Maybe it’s some loser boyfriend, haha like you could hold onto a man.”
Judith gets out of the ring and makes a B-line for Electra she steps back behind Mufasa and Jack till taunting Judith.
Electra- “Maybe your sister should do more research and figure out how t make you stand out. So far you been lucky, but to me it looks like that luck has run out.”
She laughs and Judith dives in between Mufasa and Jack getting her a handful of Electra’s hair. Electra screams and pulls away from Judith as Mufasa grabs her and pulls her away. Electra looks at the handful of locks that Judith has and smashes the mic off her forehead. Judith falls down hard and Electra keeps on assaulting her with the fans booing loudly. Queen Sophie’s music plays and she appears on the IWS Monitor.
Queen Sophie- “Looks like you two still have unfinished business. Next week Judith can have another shot at Ms. Renee as well as you to getting this tention relieved. The Winner of the match will be in the next eXtinction title match to represent the Amazons. I hope this settles things.”
The screne goes black and Electra smiles from ear to ear, she shouts something at Judith before stomping on her and then leads her brother and Jack away the scene fading out.
===========================
The scene opens in what looks like a crypt, a dark figure traces his fingers along the tombs and softly speaks.
{?} – “I was left for dead, but I realize I had to die in a sense so that I might comeback stronger. She also did this, and I have seen her. I know now she is stronger in death than she ever was in life. I see now what ails my brother Riot as well as my own dark soul. We are outcast, we are misfits, we are considered weak by society’s standards. These are my people… the lost souls of the dead. Those who live even though there really seems to be nothing to live for, she spoke to me. She gave me a mission, I must destroy him…I must destroy the shadow that consumes. I must defeat my own demon and cast him back to the dark abyss where he belongs.”
He takes a step back and starts to hum an eirie melody while tracing more tomb markers in the wall. His hair is hanging down over his face, but a sly smirk escapes.
{?} The Flock is coming, the tides will turn. Nobody can stop it and nobody should. No pain, no pleasure, just a path to be followed and I am the man to lead you all there.”
He starts laughing and the scene turns black with the sound of a female screaming then cuts out.
===========================
((The End win by any means necessary they take out Rabbit and isolate Paro, and manage to out fox James and Christian. Mufasa dominates, but is too slow to keep up with all the opponents, and Jack gets isolated after the giant is chopped down)
IWS Tag Team Title Match
Four Corners Match
JT Starr & Ryan Sharpe© vs. Rabbit & Paroxysm vs. The Second City Saints (James & Christian King) vs. The Great Mufasa & Jack Sinister
===========================
DICK-“Now it is time for the Tag Team Championship! "Amish Paradise" By Weird Al Yankovic plays and Rabbit walks out full of energy he waves to the music getting the crowd pumped and Rabbit has a huge grin and is hitting the outstretched hands from the barricade. Seems the fans have a lot of love for Rabbit. The females in the audience screams for him, but Rabbit's too busy enjoying his own hype to care about his loss of attention from fans. He slides into the ring and flexes his small muscles for them and then poses on the top rope.”
PAT-“ Nirvana's You Know You're Right begins to blare over the simulated surround sound. Out from behind the curtain steps Paroxysm holding a black sign with read lettering that reads "I'm Paroxysm." Paroxysm starts walking down to the ring and hands the sign off to some random cripple kid (except it's not random, it's the same kid every time, I mean I swear it is Dick. He slides in the ring face first and springs to his feet, ready for action. I am not sure how I feel about this team they don’t show a lot of chemistry so far Dick.”
DICK- “Peace Sells by Megadeth starts to plays and a slow fog rises at the entrance, James walks out carrying a cane and wearing large sunglasses and a hat on his head, along with his wrestling tights and boots, he held up his arms and he smirked putting his arms down he reaches over showing a little love to fans. His brother Christian stepping next to him cracks his knuckles looking ready for business. They hail from Chicago, Illinois and weigh a combined total of 443 pounds... The Prince of Peace... James King! And The Prince of Anarchy, representing The Natural Order, they are the Second City Saints.
James paused and took off his glasses giving them to some lucky woman in the audience. James and Christian entered the ring and posed for the crowd cheer for them.”
PAT- “"Da.ngr" by Jim Johnston plays here is Jack Sinister and The Great Mufasa…wow does Mufasa look HUGE next to Jack Sinister!”
DICK-“How about next to anyone Pat, Now to the Champs! The end by linkin park plays and JT and Ryan step out wearing their tag team titles with the fans booing them, as they talk smack back to them. JT pauses on the ring apron demanding he be given space to enter by the other competitors. Ryan and JT look full of themselves as they hold up their titles before the match.”
PAT- “All teams are in the ring Dick, this is an elimination style match, two people will fight at a time if one member of a team is pinned or submits their team is gone.”
DICK- “That’s right Pat, and here’s the bell, starting things off is Jack Sinister against James King. Jack ducks under James as he takes a swing and runs off the ropes into a forearm smash that catches The Prince of Peace off guard, Jack grabs him to Irish whip James, but he yanks Jack back to him and delivers a shoulder tackle. James grabs Jack’s arm and twist into a wrist lock, he pulls him over to his corner and tags in his brother Christian.”
PAT- “Nice team work by these brothers early on, Christian jumps over the top rope and drives the elbow into Jack’s arm while James exits the ring.”
DICK-“ Christian delivers a sideheadlock takedown and then wrenches hard on that neck, but Sinister is fighting to get free. The young buck manages to wiggle free, but Christian catches him with a right punch and then again. Jack is back against the ropes as Christian charges; he drops down pulling on the top rope and sends Christian out over the top rope. Jack rushes across the ring bouncing off the ropes and then runs at Christian hitting a suicide dive through the ropes! He doesn’t stay outside long as he pushes Christian back into the ring an goes for the cover. One, but a kick out from Christian, Jack rolls around and tags in Mufasa.”
PAT-“Here comes the big guy! Mufasa steps on top of Christian with all that weight! Christian looks for the tag, but Mufasa has his head trapped between those massive hands! Christian shifts gears fast and tags in Rabbit!!?!”
DICK- “That’s the rules you can tag anyone in. Rabbit rushes in and delivers a chop block to Mufasa’s leg, then drops a knee on the same leg. He goes for the cover. One…No Mufasa kicks out with brute force! Rabbit stomps him back down really working on that leg now, and tags Paro in, the two run at Mufasa and hit a double dropkick! Paro runs towards the ropes, but Ryan Sharpe catches him with a kick to the back. The ref didn’t catch it?”
PAT- “Apparently no, WHOA! Mufasa just delivered a hell of an overhand chop right to Paroxysm’s skull! Mufasa goes for the cover, One, two, Rabbit dives in saving the match for his team that was close.”
DICK- “Mufasa lifts Paroxysm and slams him down, there is a blind tag from Sharpe. He sneaks into the ring and kicks out Mufasa’s leg, and then he hits a shinning wizard on Paro going for a quick cover. One, two, Mufasa stomps on Ryan. Looks like the big guy is mad about being tagged out, Ryan rolls out of the ring to get away from him and argues with the Ref to get Mufasa out of the ring. He slides back in and grabs Paro with a front headlock, he tags him to his corner and tags in JT. Starr hops over the top rope and punches Paroxysm while Ryan holds back his arms. Paroxysm drops to a knee and Starr delivers a series of kicks and punches before hitting a snap suplex, he hooks Paro into a sleeper, but he struggles free hitting a cutter to counter. Both men are down, and Paro desperately needs to make the tag to his partner or anyone on the side. Slowly he crawls towards Rabbit who is going nuts on the apron and the crowd clapping along with him willing Paro to get there and HE DOES!”
PAT- “Starr dives towards James King tagging him and then rolls out of the ring, he got out of there just in time I would say. James rushes in at Rabbit, but gets a dropkick t the face, he is right back up, but Rabbit hits him with another dropkick, he runs and hits Rabbit Trap! He hangs onto James in an awkward looking submission, but James counters with a samon drop. Man he looks beat from that exchange.”
DICK- “James shakes it off and tags in Jack with an attitude. Sinister gets into a verbal argument with James, and Rabbit grabs him with a school boy there is the pin! One, Two, Three! The fans love it Pat! Looks like Jack can’t believe it either, as he pounds his fist off the mat and shouts at the Referee. He and Mufasa are out of this match, and Starr rushes in hitting a yakuza kick that echoes off Rabbit’s jaw! Wow what a hit. JT goes for the pinfall, one, two. Rabbit gets the shoulder up and a good thing or the fans would have lost it and revolted against us. JT grapples Rabbit and delivers a hard knee to the chest, then tags in Ryan the two deliver a double flap jack, Ryan taunts Rabbit and then holds him up looking over and mocking Paroxysm for not being able t help his partner, Rabbit counters the suplex! He summersaults towards the King Brothers and tags in Christian.”
PAT- “Oh this is getting interesting Dick. Christian and Ryan hook up, but Christian uses Sharpe’s momentum against him taking him down to the mat, he tags in James still holding Ryan down with a sidehead lock. James drops an elbow across Sharpe’s back and then Christian exits the ring. James locs Ryan into a dragon sleeper, he is showing really good form with this submission, but Ryan powers himself up, James bridges Ryan’s body more arching his back in a painful way, he clubs Ryan and alters the move into a snap suplex before going for the pin. One, two, JT break it up saving his partner. The ref is paying attention to JT getting him back to the outside, and LOW BLOW that’s the classic Epitome of Evolution right there Dick.”
DICK- “It’s called playing dirty and the fans don’t seem to like it one bit, Ryan is just mocking them as he hits the Evolution Suplx on James here is the over. One, Two…JT and Christian collide center ring, but there is the Three. The Kings are out of it. We are down to Rabbit and Paroxysm and The End.”
PAT- “and I think Rabbit realizes that as he is quick to get in the ring and start the assault on Sharpe. There is a northern lights suplex and he is sizing up Sharpe, he goes for The JackRabbit! .. But Shapre DUCKS! Ryan charges into Rabbit hitting a clothesline flipping both men over the top rope to the outside.”
DICK- “JT is looking to get involved, but PAROXYSM leaps off the ring apron with a front flip onto JT Starr! Rabbit and Ryan are to their feet Ryan grabs him and delivers an Irish Whip that sends Rabbit’s knee clipping off the steel ring steps, Oww! Ryan catches Paroxysm from behind with a club to the head and Paro stumbles forward. Sharpe charges at him for the Sharpe mark, but he dodges out of the way…Ryan slams his heel off the steel ring post and he is down and hurt after that.”
PAT- “Don’t forget about Starr, he has Paro… The Chaos Theory !”
DICK- “JT helps Ryan back into the ring so he can make the tag. Now Rabbit is crawling back into the ring too, JT grabs him WAIT SMALL PACKAGE! One, Two, Starr kicks out! Wow that was close the fans thought Rabbit had it won.”
PAT- “Yea well no guts no glory and JT does not seem impressed as he hits Rabbit with a devastating right hand, and hits his The Star light Express, that’s it things are over Starr is going for the top rope.”
DICK- “Wait Pat there is Paro!! He has a hold of Starr’s foot, WOW Ryan just speared Paro off the ring apron both men are hurt. Starr is regaining his fotting, but Rabbit is up he leaps onto the second rope grabbing JT, they struggle and JT hits him in the ribs a few times before Rabbit drops back to the mat. JT stands up and leaps high with his shooting star press, you better Wish Upon a Starr and he hits Rabbit with full impact.”
PAT- “There’s the cover Dick. One, Two, Three!!! THE END DID IT!!! HAHAHA! Still champions baby!!!”
DICK- “I admit they did win, but not as cleanly as I would have liked. Will anyone be able to dethrone The End?”
JT rolls out of the ring and gets the tag titles he helps Ryan up and hands him his title as they walk out being boo’d and celebrating the whole way.
===========================
Backstage Primo is standing in front of a tv.
Primo- “Alright that’s my dudes, The End always wins!”
He turns and notices the camera and acts surprised then smiles.
Primo- ‘Ciao! The Primo did not see you there. Why are yu here, the Primo knows why it is because I have my match next. Yes and it is against The Mistress of Pain and Josie the Pleasure, oh how lucky is The Primo…that is what you would think. I am blessed not lucky. The Primo makes his own luck! I do not sit around an waste away over some long distance fling, no The Primo moves right on to the next one. Why are Pain and Pleasure so fixated on The Primo? I guess it is just a trait of being Primo.”
He is cut short as he feels somebody breathing behind him the camera pans back wider to show Riot’s emotionless Mask staring back at him. He holds up his hands in a surrounding fashion and chuckles.
Primo- “Hey there buddy take it easy, The Primo is not after your ol lady.”
AJ Riot- “I’m watching you, I got bigger fist to fry then you tonight, but don’t think I will forget what she called you.”
He shoves his shoulder off Primo’s as he walks past him and Primo shouts after him the bravery returning in his voice the farther away Riot gets.
Primo- “Yea The Primo don’t need her you will see…see what I mean people what did the Primo do? The Primo was Primo is that such a crime? Anyway I have a Bambi to go find so she can wish me luck, although as I said The Primo makes his own luck, but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t want to get lucky. Hehe… Ciao!”
He walks off and we fade out.
===========================
extinction Championship Match
No DQ - Triple Threat
Mistress Pain© vs. Josie Pleasure vs. Alejandro Primo
===========================
DICK-“Time for the eXtinction Championship match, you know this belt represents the best of the sexes. One Amazon and One Barbarian are picked to face the champion and right now Mistress Pain is enjoying her reign as the top Amazon in IWS. However Josie Pleasure thanks to her hatred for Primo and Pain has been proving she is quite the threat to Mistress’ little empire. "Pet" by A Perfect Circle plays Josie steps onto the stage as she
grinds her hips from side to side, slowly working her hands up the
sides of her body then throws them up into the air displaying metal
signs. She flashes a twisted smile as she strolls down the ramp never
taking her eyes off the ring that lies before her. Once there, she
rolls inside pulling herself to the center and arching her back in what
is known in yoga as an upward facing dog. Pushing her ample breasts
outward and throwing her head back in what can only described as
orgasmic fashion. Making the men in the audience shout with cat calls
and whistles”
PAT-“Josie is hot but I think overrated Dick… (There is a horn sound on the PA) Here comes The PRIMO!! The Wolf by Fever Ray plays and Primo has a grin on his large sunglasses on hitting the outstretched hands from the barricade. The females in the audience screams for him to flex his muscles for them and he does not disappoint them posing for their cameras before entering the ring. He climbs the tops rope with his tag title in hand and poses he takes off his sunglasses and tosses them into the crowd, how much do you think that cost him to do every week?”
DICK-“ Already Josie and Primo are talking smack to one another… - Dirrty by Christina Aguilera plays Mistress stands at the top of the ramp as she grinds her body that sports the eXtinction title around her waist. As she makes her way to the ring she cracks her whip on the ramp. Sliding under the ropes and then crawling seductively to the middle of the ring like a cat.”
PAT- “No love lost between these three as their eyes shoot daggers, she seems quite amused with the Primo though but who is really surprised? Here’s the bell Dick!”
DICK-Both the Ladies go after Primo Josie with a right hand and Mistress with a belly to belly suplex. Joise grabs her and slams her face off the turnbuckle, then runs over to a Primo on all fours punting him hard in the ribs. Josie stomps on him, but he rolls out of the ring to catch a break. Josie is grabbed from behind by Mistress and elbows her, but Mistress Pain manages to take her down with a hair pull takedown.”
PAT- “Things are getting dirty already Dick. She goes for a quick cover, One.. Josie kick out and Primo stomps on Mistress attempting to break the cover. He grabs Josie before she can get up and delivers a suplex, he spins around fast taking a spear from Pain.”
DICK-“Primo does not stay down long though Pain grabs him, but he reveres things on her with a full nelson, Pain struggles and he slams her to the ground and then scurries out of the ring as Josie chases him. He mocks her and Josie hits a baseball slide to his jaw that will shut up The Primo.”
PAT- “She needs to slow her role, Josie goes to the outside attacking Primo with hard shots, she goes to Irish Whip him, but Primo reverses with a short arm clothesline!”
DICK-“ He has no choice but to get back into the ring now. Mistress Pain grabs him from behind and grinds on Primo he wiggles around frantically and Mistress hits a low blow, oww he felt that.”
PAT-“She just wanted to touch it Dick.”
DICK- “Primo ducks a clothesline and Mistress bounced off the ring ropes, Primo hits a powerslam and goes for the cover…One…Two…Pain kicks out! Primo is not happy about this as he argues with the Ref…What is Josie doing? OH she has “Precious” Josie slides into the ring and swings at Primo but he exits the ring again shaking his head and laughing.”
PAT- “Pain with a spinebuster on Josie, she Pain gets to the outside on the and digs under the ring, she grabs a whip and Primo slides in the ring going for a quick cover. One…Two…Mistress broke it up at the last second, she swings her whip at Primo and he quickly rolled back out of the ring AGAIN! Wow he is playing it smart tonight Dick!”
DICK- “Josie grab Pain and the two hit each other with heavy shots, Josie wins the brawl cornering Mistress Pain against the turnbuckle, Josie delivers some shoulder thrust and then a back hand chop. Mistress drops her whip to grip her sore chest. Josie goes for an ensiguri, but Pain ducks and Josie hits the mat hard. Mistress is laughing at Josie. Primo with a surprise dropkick he is really picking his shots here tonight. He pauses to pose for the fans proud of that dropkick apparently to Mistress Pain. JOSIE DEPANTS’D PRIMO! Look at him quickly covers up!”
PAT- Is she trying to get Mistress Pain’s eye poked out whew that was close there Dick!”
DICK- “Mistress grab her whip and smack it hard off Primo’s bare ass (CRACK) Whew!!! Did you hear that? Primo jumps in the air and finally manages to tug his tight back to where they belong. He starts shouting at Pain never to touch the Primo asset while she smirks at him, he turns around and Josie swings for the fences with “Precious” first hitting Primo in the gut and then over the back of the skull, those nails ripped him open look at the blood!”
PAT- “Mistress doesn’t like to share her play time though as she cracks her whip at Josie, she flinches but then swings at Mistress Pain she blocks but how can you really avoid damage from that weapon?”
The entrance explode with a smoke bomb and Dried Up, Tied and Dead to the World by Marilyn Manson plays.
DICK- “Dorian Blake is walking to the ring, and Josie seems just as shocked as the rest of us, He step up on the ring apron and over the top rope, Blake is much taller than Josie as they stare toe to toe at one another. Mistress stumbles to her feet and grabs Josie, she swings around and goes to swing that wicked bat….Blake grabs a hold of the weapon from behind and yanks it out of Josie’s hands. She shouts at him and hit him with a punch liked like she hit a brick wall. Blake turns to exit the ring, but Josie wants an explanation.”
PAT- “Mistress capitalizes on that with a shot to the kidney area of Mistress, and then she hold Josie on her shoulders and hits,… The PainKiller!”
DICK- “Blake is walking to the back and Mistress is going for the cover… One, two, three! Mistress is STILL the champion Pat, that match got pretty violent.”
PAT- “Yea but what was Dorian Blake doing? Why did he take “Precious away from Josie?”
DICK- “Who knows, hopefully we will find out, I am sure Josie wonders the same thing.”
===========================
IWS Universe Championship Match
Hell in a Cell Match
AJ Riot vs. Adian Cash©
DICK- “Main vent time Ladies and gentlemen. Unfortunately due to the authority of Dax Clark, we are not permitted to give you footage from this match.”
PAT- “It’s a shame too, Riot and Cash nearly killed one another in that Cell match!”
DICK-“Yes they did, things got REALLY interesting though when Cash was blinded by his own blood and a second Riot came out from under the ring and switched places with the real one. This also caught the Universe Champ by surprise as the fresher Riot easily kicked out of a cover and hit the Dying Quiver, the real Riot got back in the ring and climbs the ropes to hit a beautiful looking elbow drop on a bloody and battered Adian Cash that won Riot the Universe Championship.”
PAT- “I bet that Dax Clark is steaming about that traitor having the Universe title, Injection is going to be interesting.”
DICK-Welcome to September to Dismember, do you get the urge to just brutally rip apart people limb from limb? This is the show for you! I got to say Pat we have one heck of a line up tonight.”
PAT-Hell yes we do Dick, and the main event for the Universe Championship is what everyone wants to see. Rather AJ Riot still has what it takes to win the Unierse title a second time or is he all washed up?”
DICK-Let’s not leave out that eXtinction title match featuring Josie Pleasure and Alejandro Primo taking on the champ Mistress Pain. It seemed to me like Mistress Pain really wants a piece of The Primo.”
PAT-“ Of course she does who doesn’t man even I find it hard not to be amazed by the guy. Primo vow’d if he loses tonight he will not fight for this title again until next year!”
DICK-“Of course there is also the Tag Team title match the End will be defending against the Second City Saints, Jack Sinister and The Great Mufasa, and Rabbit and Paroxysm.”
PAT-“Like any team could beat the End. We talked enough lets get to the show Dick.”
Opener- Singles
Travis Levitt vs. Jerrick Hadrian
===========================
DICK- “'Ashes to Ashes' by Tarblox Ramblers plays and here comes Travis Levitt, this kid has multiple title reigns under his belt and nine years of experience. Boy does he look serious though and the fans don’t seem to warm to him do they?”
PAT- “They don’t have to be he is wrestling in the Insane Wrestling Society and they are not, I like that about the guy seems to have a thick skin, we need more of that around here I am telling you Dick.”
DICK-” It's On by Korn plays there is JerrickHadrian, I forgot how massive the guy is. The fans have a little bit of love for the guy, but most seem to still dislike him.”
PAT- “Jerrick has never wanted to be a fan favorite and he does not let anyone get in his way. I don’t care how long this Levitt has wrestled or how many title reigns he has held that was then this is now and right now Jerrick looks like a beast ready to attack.”
DICK-“There is the bell! Travis shows initiative by attacking Jerrick with a flurry of Punches, but he shoves Levitt away like a sack of potatoes. Jerrick stays on him and they tie up, but Jerrick again shoes him over and this time rushes him hitting a hard clothesline. Jerrick picks him up and drives a knee to his stomach followed by and Irish Whip to the corner that knocks Levitt face first down to the mat. He rolls over shaking it off, but Jerrick stomps hard on him, and then chokes him using his boot and the ropes. The ref is counting, one, two, three, he needs to break it! Jerrick used the full four count. Is he chuckling?”
PAT-“The guy is having fun Dick.”
DICK- “Jerrick pulls Levitt back up, but he gets free and WOW what a European uppercut! Even Jerrick is taken by surprise by that move and here comes Levitt off the ropes…JERRICK WITH A DROPKICK!! How in the hell did that big lug manage to pull that off?! The men get to their knees and Jerrick is the first to his feet, Travis slips out of his grasp and yanks him down by his arm, these two kids are really going at it, there is a knee stomp Travis Levitt is thinking clever here taking out Jerricks base, but Jerrick kicks him in the face and makes it back to his feet. Levitt goes for a punch, but he is blocked Jerrick with a huge kick to the gut and there is a body slam. Looks like Levitt just is not prepared for the agility that this freak of nature is able to display.”
PAT-“He is a total package strength and agility; the man is after all named The Gifted One I mean think for once Dick come on. Haha did you see what I did there?”
DICK-“Oh shut it up Pat we are all so proud of you. Jerrick runs off the ropes catching Levitt as he stands up with a Spear!!”
PAT-“No pinfall?”
DICK-“Jerrick is just toying with him now, he stomps his boot off Levitt’s face and stands over him with his foot on his chest, the ref is counting. One, two…Just a two count from that arrogant looking pin attempt? Levitt might be feeling these shots a Jerrick drills them into his skull with right fist after right fist. He roars and beats his hands off his face as he yanks Levitt up, and gives him an atomic drop, he has him in a front headlock. This does not look good… he hoist him into the air what a display of power right here as Jerrick holds his opponent with one arm! They hit the mat hard as Jerrick delivers The Blackout, and Levitt has to be out cold as Jerrick covers him. One, Two, Three.”
PAT- “There is your winner, was there ever any doubt? The Gifted One has all the tools and abilities that nobody else has around here.”
DICK- “WAIT! Jerrick is grabbing something from under the ring, a steel chair! He is not going to hit Levitt is he? The poor guy already lost the match come on now!
Jerrick slams the chair over Travis’ head and then places it over his head before running off the ropes and hitting a leg drop onto him. The fans boos get very loud while Jerrick admires his handy work and the small pool of blood escaping Levitt’s forehead. He grins slightly and exits the ring ignoring all the profanities the fans are shouting at him.
DICK- “Good just get out of here…Welcome to the IWS Mister Levitt….Good Gawd!”
===========================
Backstage Judith is starching trying t get ready for her match, her sister Lilith is sitting on a chair next to her typing on her laptop when Elextra Kin approaches them behind her being Jack sinister and her brother Mufasa.
Electra- “Hello girls.”
Judith grumbles and glares up at her.
Judith- “What do you want?”
Electra- “Still mad at me? You need to learn to let stuff go besides you got the best of me. I am just here to wish you luck, you are really going to need it.”
Judith- “What is that suppose to mean?”
She says jumping up to her feet defensively.
Electra- “Oh child…you’ll see.”
She laughs and walks off, Lilith puts her hand on her sister’s shoulder.
Lilith- “She is just trying to get to you, let it go.”
Judith doesn’t seem able to shake it away as she glares off at Electra walking away and we fade out.
===========================
Singles
Mr. Sandman vs. ‘The Wolf’ Dolphus Dresden
===========================
DICK- “ Rabies by Element Eighty plays and here comes The Wolf Dolphus Dresden. I am curious how Dresden will fair against his former Natural Orer teammate, how about you Pat?”
PAT- “I am a believer in The Wolf, we should all fallow his lead, be a hunter not the hunted am I right Dick? Of course I am why am I even asking you.”
DICK- “Now Enter Sandman by Metallica is playing and the smoke clouds the entrance. There he is the Dark Angel of night, the Pope of Truth he is Mr. Sandman! The fans seem to favor him a bit more then Dresden don’t you think by the way they sing his theme music as he strolls to the ring.”
PAT-“They are all sheep, blind idiot sheep. Look at this guy he has to take extra time to derobe.”
DICK- “So did Dresden to take off his black vest…whatever. There is the bell and we are off. There is a jumping forearm smash from The Wolf, and he grabs The Sandman tossing him into the corner. The Wolf charges, but Sandman dodges out of the way, Dresden puts on the breaks, but there is Mr. Sandman with his belly ot back suplex… The Demonplex! The Wolf pulls himself up near the ropes though he will not be that easy huh, but wow that is a big move for the opening moments. DRESDEN DUCKS! Sandman misses with a running lariat, and Dresden kick his knee out from under him, the Wolf attacks that same leg now with a knee stomp and then wrenching it in an awkward position. Dresden takes a moment to catch his breath, this could cost him as it gives Mr Sandman a chance to catch his.
PAT- “He is stalking him like The Apex Predator he is Dick, there! Lok at that chop block to that hurt leg. What a wise fighter this guy is.”
DICK- “Yeah but look at his taunting, pointing to his head. Yes we know you are clever get over it. He goes to apply the Forever More Figure Four…Mr. Sandman counters!! Dresden is shoved into the ropes, he comes running back at him THE PREDATOR POUNCE! He goes for the pin, One, two. Sandman kicks out at two. Dresden attacks with punches and pulls Mr Sandman up he Irish Whips him to the ropes and lowers his head. Mr Sandman capitalizes but delivering an uppercut and then hits a spinebuster, both men are down.
PAT- ‘Finally here come the King brothers, bout time the rest of his pack show up.”
DICK- “James is on the ring apron why is the ref arguing with him?!?! and LOOK! Christian is inside the ring he has Mr. Sandman…WHOA! He shoves Christian away… Queen Anne's Revenge out of nowhere!! The fans loved that! OH Dresden hits a low blow, and Oh no The Wolf Bite…it’s all over. One, Two. MR SANDMAN he kicks out again! Now the fans are on the edge of their seats I can feel it Pat. Dresden pulls Mr. Sandman up and he wants another Wolf Bite….NO… Mr Sandman with Queen Anne's Revenge to Dresden he is flipped over like a pancake!.”
PAT- “There is James with a steel chain wrapped around his hand… He flattens Mr. Sandman… he just cost Dresden the match!”
Christian a bit dazed joins his brother James as the two beat the hell out of Mr. Sandman in the center of the ring. Christian picks him up and delivers an electric chair drop that James catches and adds a cutter to mid air. Sandman is out cold in the center of the ring. Dresden shakes off the cobwebs and looks angry.
Dresden- “Get him up!”
He orders the brothers to hold up Mr Sandman and they do. Dresden slaps Mr Sandman and then shouts in his face.
Dresden- “You are weak! We are The Natural Order! We are what’s right!”
He hits The Wolfbite on Mr Sandman and then holds his arms up as the fans all boo him, Dresden smirks and holds up James and Christian’s arms too before exiting the ring feeling the hate the entire way to the exit.
===========================
Rabbit is pacing in the hallway looking a bit twitchy under that mask of his.
Rabbit- “We got this, it is our time…nobody can take this away from us? Who is us though? Where is he? UGH you don’t think he bailed do you? Of course not stop being so negative.”
JT Starr and Alejandro Primo come walking along and notice Rabbit is out of sorts, they decide what better way to set the guy straight then for them to mess with him.
JT Starr- “Yo Rabbit, where is Paroxysm?”
Rabbit- “He will be here…we’re gonna win, we are gonna be tag team champions!”
Primo and JT chuckle.
JT Starr- “Is that so? You know Rabbit I feel for you, because really you are suffering. When an animal is suffering I was always taught to put it out of it’s misery. You know what I mean?”
He says putting his arm around Rabbit watching the confusion in his eyes. Ryan Sharpe clubs Rabbit in the back of the head with his tag team belt, and the three of them start stomping away on Rabbit.
JT Starr- “THE END ARE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS… Don’t forget that.”
Ryan laughs and hands JT his title. JT puts his title over his left shoulder and looks at Ryan then Primo.
JT Starr- “Are we retain our titles you are gonna finally beat that witch Mistress Pain…just because I got a tear drop of respect for her still doesn’t erase the fact she is a trollop who feeds on men’s souls….just like Josie…be careful out there bro.”
He says advising Primo about his match later tonight, the trio walks off and we fade out.
===========================
Singles
Ashley Renee vs. Judith Eva
===========================
DICK- “This is our Amazon match. Judith Eva has been through ups and downs here in IWS but is starting to make quite the impression here in her rookie year already she has made an enemy in Electra King.”
PAT- “Yes she has, and she got lucky when she defeated Josie. This Ashley Renee has been a pro for five years, I say this will be a cake walk for Renee.”
With the bells ringing Judith walks out with her big sister Lilith accompanying her. She smiles wickedly at the crowd and walks down to the ring sliding in under the bottom rope and then standing up climbing the turnbuckle to pose and look into the crowd. She hops down and awaits the match bell looking across the ring.
"1, 2, 1,2 1,2,3,4!" The heavy guitar and rums roll through the arena as Ashley makes her way to the top of the ramp. She looks around at the sea of screaming fans. She turns her back to them and performs a back flip before turning back around and starting on her way down the ramp to the ring.
DICK- “Both women are in the ring and here we go, Eva grabs Renee, but the wiley vetran counters with a side headlock. Eva shoves her off her and into the rope, but Renee rebounds with a shoulder block putting Eva on the mat, and she drops an elbow on her before locking on her bridging reverse chinlock, that’s called Behind You. Eva is stuck here, she fights to get free this lock is wearing her out, Eva crawls with Renee’s weight on her and manages to rach the bottom rope forcing the break. Renee doesn’t give her time to breath though as she pulls her back up and delivers a back hand chop ooooh! That had to hurt, she Irish whips Eva into the ropes, but Eva counters with a Lou Thez Press and a few shots to the face before Eva gets up with her opponent delivering a sparemare and a reverse chin lock.”
PAT- “Look how sloppy though, Renee easily gets out of that hold. There is a kick fom Eva, and another but Renee catches her foot, and there is a clothesline. Eva is taking a lot of shots here Dick.”
DICK-“She is but the rookie is hanging in there. Renee goes for a cover, One, two. Eva with the kick out. Both amazons are to their feet again Renee gives Eva a right punch and then a left along with a toe kick. Eva ducks the third punch and rushes off the ropes, WOW what a takedown and the fist are flying now as Renee covers her face to block the shots. Eva stands her up and gives her a body slam. What is she gonna do now? Eva rushes to the corner and slingshots herself onto Renee with her Moonbeam Splash, but she gets the knees up. Eva felt that one holding onto her ribs, Renee pulls her up and sends her to the ropes delivering a brutal powerslam, that’s her Busted Fang, here is the cover…One, two…Eva once again gets the shoulder up!”
PAT-“This is ridiculous Dick! Just close the deal already!”
DICK-“Renee holds up Eva and drives a knee to her already hurting ribcage and then sets up for an inverted DDT, but Eva counters and kick her in the stomach. There is a kick to Renee’s heart, Eva’s fans are shouting they know what is coming next.”
PAT-“So does Renee she shoves Eva into the turnbuckle!”
DICK-“She has ahold of Eva from behind, but Eva fights back delivering a back elbow and then another, and one more time. Renee drops her grip and Eva hits her finisher Eclipse of the Heart! Is there enough left in the tank to go for the cover though?”
PAT-“She’s wore out the girl needs to condition herself better…um…I could help her with that.”
DICK-“Eva crawls into the cover, One, Two. Renee gets the shoulder up! Eva can’t believe it!”
PAT-“Haha I know look at her face she is in shock.”
DICK-“Eva grabs Renee by the head trying t cut off her air supply, but Renee breaks free and grabs a handful of hair! There it is!! The Dark Round!! Renee goes for the pin! One, two, three!”
PAT-“That’s right! What a way to debut here in the IWS though I have to say Eva is nobody that impressive.”
DICK- “It was a hard fought match Pat at least admit that. Eva will have to take a lesson away from this loss, but it looks like Renee’s future here in the IWS is just getting started. Judith is in the ring now with Renee heading to the back looking very pleased.
She's Tight by Cheap Trick starts to play and Electra walks out with her Big brother Mufasa and Jack Sinister standing next to her, the fans boo wildly as she smirks and looks at them then lifts the mic to her lips.
Electra- “Oh little girl you got ahead of yourself didn’t you? Things weighing you own? Maybe it’s some loser boyfriend, haha like you could hold onto a man.”
Judith gets out of the ring and makes a B-line for Electra she steps back behind Mufasa and Jack till taunting Judith.
Electra- “Maybe your sister should do more research and figure out how t make you stand out. So far you been lucky, but to me it looks like that luck has run out.”
She laughs and Judith dives in between Mufasa and Jack getting her a handful of Electra’s hair. Electra screams and pulls away from Judith as Mufasa grabs her and pulls her away. Electra looks at the handful of locks that Judith has and smashes the mic off her forehead. Judith falls down hard and Electra keeps on assaulting her with the fans booing loudly. Queen Sophie’s music plays and she appears on the IWS Monitor.
Queen Sophie- “Looks like you two still have unfinished business. Next week Judith can have another shot at Ms. Renee as well as you to getting this tention relieved. The Winner of the match will be in the next eXtinction title match to represent the Amazons. I hope this settles things.”
The screne goes black and Electra smiles from ear to ear, she shouts something at Judith before stomping on her and then leads her brother and Jack away the scene fading out.
===========================
The scene opens in what looks like a crypt, a dark figure traces his fingers along the tombs and softly speaks.
{?} – “I was left for dead, but I realize I had to die in a sense so that I might comeback stronger. She also did this, and I have seen her. I know now she is stronger in death than she ever was in life. I see now what ails my brother Riot as well as my own dark soul. We are outcast, we are misfits, we are considered weak by society’s standards. These are my people… the lost souls of the dead. Those who live even though there really seems to be nothing to live for, she spoke to me. She gave me a mission, I must destroy him…I must destroy the shadow that consumes. I must defeat my own demon and cast him back to the dark abyss where he belongs.”
He takes a step back and starts to hum an eirie melody while tracing more tomb markers in the wall. His hair is hanging down over his face, but a sly smirk escapes.
{?} The Flock is coming, the tides will turn. Nobody can stop it and nobody should. No pain, no pleasure, just a path to be followed and I am the man to lead you all there.”
He starts laughing and the scene turns black with the sound of a female screaming then cuts out.
===========================
((The End win by any means necessary they take out Rabbit and isolate Paro, and manage to out fox James and Christian. Mufasa dominates, but is too slow to keep up with all the opponents, and Jack gets isolated after the giant is chopped down)
IWS Tag Team Title Match
Four Corners Match
JT Starr & Ryan Sharpe© vs. Rabbit & Paroxysm vs. The Second City Saints (James & Christian King) vs. The Great Mufasa & Jack Sinister
===========================
DICK-“Now it is time for the Tag Team Championship! "Amish Paradise" By Weird Al Yankovic plays and Rabbit walks out full of energy he waves to the music getting the crowd pumped and Rabbit has a huge grin and is hitting the outstretched hands from the barricade. Seems the fans have a lot of love for Rabbit. The females in the audience screams for him, but Rabbit's too busy enjoying his own hype to care about his loss of attention from fans. He slides into the ring and flexes his small muscles for them and then poses on the top rope.”
PAT-“ Nirvana's You Know You're Right begins to blare over the simulated surround sound. Out from behind the curtain steps Paroxysm holding a black sign with read lettering that reads "I'm Paroxysm." Paroxysm starts walking down to the ring and hands the sign off to some random cripple kid (except it's not random, it's the same kid every time, I mean I swear it is Dick. He slides in the ring face first and springs to his feet, ready for action. I am not sure how I feel about this team they don’t show a lot of chemistry so far Dick.”
DICK- “Peace Sells by Megadeth starts to plays and a slow fog rises at the entrance, James walks out carrying a cane and wearing large sunglasses and a hat on his head, along with his wrestling tights and boots, he held up his arms and he smirked putting his arms down he reaches over showing a little love to fans. His brother Christian stepping next to him cracks his knuckles looking ready for business. They hail from Chicago, Illinois and weigh a combined total of 443 pounds... The Prince of Peace... James King! And The Prince of Anarchy, representing The Natural Order, they are the Second City Saints.
James paused and took off his glasses giving them to some lucky woman in the audience. James and Christian entered the ring and posed for the crowd cheer for them.”
PAT- “"Da.ngr" by Jim Johnston plays here is Jack Sinister and The Great Mufasa…wow does Mufasa look HUGE next to Jack Sinister!”
DICK-“How about next to anyone Pat, Now to the Champs! The end by linkin park plays and JT and Ryan step out wearing their tag team titles with the fans booing them, as they talk smack back to them. JT pauses on the ring apron demanding he be given space to enter by the other competitors. Ryan and JT look full of themselves as they hold up their titles before the match.”
PAT- “All teams are in the ring Dick, this is an elimination style match, two people will fight at a time if one member of a team is pinned or submits their team is gone.”
DICK- “That’s right Pat, and here’s the bell, starting things off is Jack Sinister against James King. Jack ducks under James as he takes a swing and runs off the ropes into a forearm smash that catches The Prince of Peace off guard, Jack grabs him to Irish whip James, but he yanks Jack back to him and delivers a shoulder tackle. James grabs Jack’s arm and twist into a wrist lock, he pulls him over to his corner and tags in his brother Christian.”
PAT- “Nice team work by these brothers early on, Christian jumps over the top rope and drives the elbow into Jack’s arm while James exits the ring.”
DICK-“ Christian delivers a sideheadlock takedown and then wrenches hard on that neck, but Sinister is fighting to get free. The young buck manages to wiggle free, but Christian catches him with a right punch and then again. Jack is back against the ropes as Christian charges; he drops down pulling on the top rope and sends Christian out over the top rope. Jack rushes across the ring bouncing off the ropes and then runs at Christian hitting a suicide dive through the ropes! He doesn’t stay outside long as he pushes Christian back into the ring an goes for the cover. One, but a kick out from Christian, Jack rolls around and tags in Mufasa.”
PAT-“Here comes the big guy! Mufasa steps on top of Christian with all that weight! Christian looks for the tag, but Mufasa has his head trapped between those massive hands! Christian shifts gears fast and tags in Rabbit!!?!”
DICK- “That’s the rules you can tag anyone in. Rabbit rushes in and delivers a chop block to Mufasa’s leg, then drops a knee on the same leg. He goes for the cover. One…No Mufasa kicks out with brute force! Rabbit stomps him back down really working on that leg now, and tags Paro in, the two run at Mufasa and hit a double dropkick! Paro runs towards the ropes, but Ryan Sharpe catches him with a kick to the back. The ref didn’t catch it?”
PAT- “Apparently no, WHOA! Mufasa just delivered a hell of an overhand chop right to Paroxysm’s skull! Mufasa goes for the cover, One, two, Rabbit dives in saving the match for his team that was close.”
DICK- “Mufasa lifts Paroxysm and slams him down, there is a blind tag from Sharpe. He sneaks into the ring and kicks out Mufasa’s leg, and then he hits a shinning wizard on Paro going for a quick cover. One, two, Mufasa stomps on Ryan. Looks like the big guy is mad about being tagged out, Ryan rolls out of the ring to get away from him and argues with the Ref to get Mufasa out of the ring. He slides back in and grabs Paro with a front headlock, he tags him to his corner and tags in JT. Starr hops over the top rope and punches Paroxysm while Ryan holds back his arms. Paroxysm drops to a knee and Starr delivers a series of kicks and punches before hitting a snap suplex, he hooks Paro into a sleeper, but he struggles free hitting a cutter to counter. Both men are down, and Paro desperately needs to make the tag to his partner or anyone on the side. Slowly he crawls towards Rabbit who is going nuts on the apron and the crowd clapping along with him willing Paro to get there and HE DOES!”
PAT- “Starr dives towards James King tagging him and then rolls out of the ring, he got out of there just in time I would say. James rushes in at Rabbit, but gets a dropkick t the face, he is right back up, but Rabbit hits him with another dropkick, he runs and hits Rabbit Trap! He hangs onto James in an awkward looking submission, but James counters with a samon drop. Man he looks beat from that exchange.”
DICK- “James shakes it off and tags in Jack with an attitude. Sinister gets into a verbal argument with James, and Rabbit grabs him with a school boy there is the pin! One, Two, Three! The fans love it Pat! Looks like Jack can’t believe it either, as he pounds his fist off the mat and shouts at the Referee. He and Mufasa are out of this match, and Starr rushes in hitting a yakuza kick that echoes off Rabbit’s jaw! Wow what a hit. JT goes for the pinfall, one, two. Rabbit gets the shoulder up and a good thing or the fans would have lost it and revolted against us. JT grapples Rabbit and delivers a hard knee to the chest, then tags in Ryan the two deliver a double flap jack, Ryan taunts Rabbit and then holds him up looking over and mocking Paroxysm for not being able t help his partner, Rabbit counters the suplex! He summersaults towards the King Brothers and tags in Christian.”
PAT- “Oh this is getting interesting Dick. Christian and Ryan hook up, but Christian uses Sharpe’s momentum against him taking him down to the mat, he tags in James still holding Ryan down with a sidehead lock. James drops an elbow across Sharpe’s back and then Christian exits the ring. James locs Ryan into a dragon sleeper, he is showing really good form with this submission, but Ryan powers himself up, James bridges Ryan’s body more arching his back in a painful way, he clubs Ryan and alters the move into a snap suplex before going for the pin. One, two, JT break it up saving his partner. The ref is paying attention to JT getting him back to the outside, and LOW BLOW that’s the classic Epitome of Evolution right there Dick.”
DICK- “It’s called playing dirty and the fans don’t seem to like it one bit, Ryan is just mocking them as he hits the Evolution Suplx on James here is the over. One, Two…JT and Christian collide center ring, but there is the Three. The Kings are out of it. We are down to Rabbit and Paroxysm and The End.”
PAT- “and I think Rabbit realizes that as he is quick to get in the ring and start the assault on Sharpe. There is a northern lights suplex and he is sizing up Sharpe, he goes for The JackRabbit! .. But Shapre DUCKS! Ryan charges into Rabbit hitting a clothesline flipping both men over the top rope to the outside.”
DICK- “JT is looking to get involved, but PAROXYSM leaps off the ring apron with a front flip onto JT Starr! Rabbit and Ryan are to their feet Ryan grabs him and delivers an Irish Whip that sends Rabbit’s knee clipping off the steel ring steps, Oww! Ryan catches Paroxysm from behind with a club to the head and Paro stumbles forward. Sharpe charges at him for the Sharpe mark, but he dodges out of the way…Ryan slams his heel off the steel ring post and he is down and hurt after that.”
PAT- “Don’t forget about Starr, he has Paro… The Chaos Theory !”
DICK- “JT helps Ryan back into the ring so he can make the tag. Now Rabbit is crawling back into the ring too, JT grabs him WAIT SMALL PACKAGE! One, Two, Starr kicks out! Wow that was close the fans thought Rabbit had it won.”
PAT- “Yea well no guts no glory and JT does not seem impressed as he hits Rabbit with a devastating right hand, and hits his The Star light Express, that’s it things are over Starr is going for the top rope.”
DICK- “Wait Pat there is Paro!! He has a hold of Starr’s foot, WOW Ryan just speared Paro off the ring apron both men are hurt. Starr is regaining his fotting, but Rabbit is up he leaps onto the second rope grabbing JT, they struggle and JT hits him in the ribs a few times before Rabbit drops back to the mat. JT stands up and leaps high with his shooting star press, you better Wish Upon a Starr and he hits Rabbit with full impact.”
PAT- “There’s the cover Dick. One, Two, Three!!! THE END DID IT!!! HAHAHA! Still champions baby!!!”
DICK- “I admit they did win, but not as cleanly as I would have liked. Will anyone be able to dethrone The End?”
JT rolls out of the ring and gets the tag titles he helps Ryan up and hands him his title as they walk out being boo’d and celebrating the whole way.
===========================
Backstage Primo is standing in front of a tv.
Primo- “Alright that’s my dudes, The End always wins!”
He turns and notices the camera and acts surprised then smiles.
Primo- ‘Ciao! The Primo did not see you there. Why are yu here, the Primo knows why it is because I have my match next. Yes and it is against The Mistress of Pain and Josie the Pleasure, oh how lucky is The Primo…that is what you would think. I am blessed not lucky. The Primo makes his own luck! I do not sit around an waste away over some long distance fling, no The Primo moves right on to the next one. Why are Pain and Pleasure so fixated on The Primo? I guess it is just a trait of being Primo.”
He is cut short as he feels somebody breathing behind him the camera pans back wider to show Riot’s emotionless Mask staring back at him. He holds up his hands in a surrounding fashion and chuckles.
Primo- “Hey there buddy take it easy, The Primo is not after your ol lady.”
AJ Riot- “I’m watching you, I got bigger fist to fry then you tonight, but don’t think I will forget what she called you.”
He shoves his shoulder off Primo’s as he walks past him and Primo shouts after him the bravery returning in his voice the farther away Riot gets.
Primo- “Yea The Primo don’t need her you will see…see what I mean people what did the Primo do? The Primo was Primo is that such a crime? Anyway I have a Bambi to go find so she can wish me luck, although as I said The Primo makes his own luck, but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t want to get lucky. Hehe… Ciao!”
He walks off and we fade out.
===========================
extinction Championship Match
No DQ - Triple Threat
Mistress Pain© vs. Josie Pleasure vs. Alejandro Primo
===========================
DICK-“Time for the eXtinction Championship match, you know this belt represents the best of the sexes. One Amazon and One Barbarian are picked to face the champion and right now Mistress Pain is enjoying her reign as the top Amazon in IWS. However Josie Pleasure thanks to her hatred for Primo and Pain has been proving she is quite the threat to Mistress’ little empire. "Pet" by A Perfect Circle plays Josie steps onto the stage as she
grinds her hips from side to side, slowly working her hands up the
sides of her body then throws them up into the air displaying metal
signs. She flashes a twisted smile as she strolls down the ramp never
taking her eyes off the ring that lies before her. Once there, she
rolls inside pulling herself to the center and arching her back in what
is known in yoga as an upward facing dog. Pushing her ample breasts
outward and throwing her head back in what can only described as
orgasmic fashion. Making the men in the audience shout with cat calls
and whistles”
PAT-“Josie is hot but I think overrated Dick… (There is a horn sound on the PA) Here comes The PRIMO!! The Wolf by Fever Ray plays and Primo has a grin on his large sunglasses on hitting the outstretched hands from the barricade. The females in the audience screams for him to flex his muscles for them and he does not disappoint them posing for their cameras before entering the ring. He climbs the tops rope with his tag title in hand and poses he takes off his sunglasses and tosses them into the crowd, how much do you think that cost him to do every week?”
DICK-“ Already Josie and Primo are talking smack to one another… - Dirrty by Christina Aguilera plays Mistress stands at the top of the ramp as she grinds her body that sports the eXtinction title around her waist. As she makes her way to the ring she cracks her whip on the ramp. Sliding under the ropes and then crawling seductively to the middle of the ring like a cat.”
PAT- “No love lost between these three as their eyes shoot daggers, she seems quite amused with the Primo though but who is really surprised? Here’s the bell Dick!”
DICK-Both the Ladies go after Primo Josie with a right hand and Mistress with a belly to belly suplex. Joise grabs her and slams her face off the turnbuckle, then runs over to a Primo on all fours punting him hard in the ribs. Josie stomps on him, but he rolls out of the ring to catch a break. Josie is grabbed from behind by Mistress and elbows her, but Mistress Pain manages to take her down with a hair pull takedown.”
PAT- “Things are getting dirty already Dick. She goes for a quick cover, One.. Josie kick out and Primo stomps on Mistress attempting to break the cover. He grabs Josie before she can get up and delivers a suplex, he spins around fast taking a spear from Pain.”
DICK-“Primo does not stay down long though Pain grabs him, but he reveres things on her with a full nelson, Pain struggles and he slams her to the ground and then scurries out of the ring as Josie chases him. He mocks her and Josie hits a baseball slide to his jaw that will shut up The Primo.”
PAT- “She needs to slow her role, Josie goes to the outside attacking Primo with hard shots, she goes to Irish Whip him, but Primo reverses with a short arm clothesline!”
DICK-“ He has no choice but to get back into the ring now. Mistress Pain grabs him from behind and grinds on Primo he wiggles around frantically and Mistress hits a low blow, oww he felt that.”
PAT-“She just wanted to touch it Dick.”
DICK- “Primo ducks a clothesline and Mistress bounced off the ring ropes, Primo hits a powerslam and goes for the cover…One…Two…Pain kicks out! Primo is not happy about this as he argues with the Ref…What is Josie doing? OH she has “Precious” Josie slides into the ring and swings at Primo but he exits the ring again shaking his head and laughing.”
PAT- “Pain with a spinebuster on Josie, she Pain gets to the outside on the and digs under the ring, she grabs a whip and Primo slides in the ring going for a quick cover. One…Two…Mistress broke it up at the last second, she swings her whip at Primo and he quickly rolled back out of the ring AGAIN! Wow he is playing it smart tonight Dick!”
DICK- “Josie grab Pain and the two hit each other with heavy shots, Josie wins the brawl cornering Mistress Pain against the turnbuckle, Josie delivers some shoulder thrust and then a back hand chop. Mistress drops her whip to grip her sore chest. Josie goes for an ensiguri, but Pain ducks and Josie hits the mat hard. Mistress is laughing at Josie. Primo with a surprise dropkick he is really picking his shots here tonight. He pauses to pose for the fans proud of that dropkick apparently to Mistress Pain. JOSIE DEPANTS’D PRIMO! Look at him quickly covers up!”
PAT- Is she trying to get Mistress Pain’s eye poked out whew that was close there Dick!”
DICK- “Mistress grab her whip and smack it hard off Primo’s bare ass (CRACK) Whew!!! Did you hear that? Primo jumps in the air and finally manages to tug his tight back to where they belong. He starts shouting at Pain never to touch the Primo asset while she smirks at him, he turns around and Josie swings for the fences with “Precious” first hitting Primo in the gut and then over the back of the skull, those nails ripped him open look at the blood!”
PAT- “Mistress doesn’t like to share her play time though as she cracks her whip at Josie, she flinches but then swings at Mistress Pain she blocks but how can you really avoid damage from that weapon?”
The entrance explode with a smoke bomb and Dried Up, Tied and Dead to the World by Marilyn Manson plays.
DICK- “Dorian Blake is walking to the ring, and Josie seems just as shocked as the rest of us, He step up on the ring apron and over the top rope, Blake is much taller than Josie as they stare toe to toe at one another. Mistress stumbles to her feet and grabs Josie, she swings around and goes to swing that wicked bat….Blake grabs a hold of the weapon from behind and yanks it out of Josie’s hands. She shouts at him and hit him with a punch liked like she hit a brick wall. Blake turns to exit the ring, but Josie wants an explanation.”
PAT- “Mistress capitalizes on that with a shot to the kidney area of Mistress, and then she hold Josie on her shoulders and hits,… The PainKiller!”
DICK- “Blake is walking to the back and Mistress is going for the cover… One, two, three! Mistress is STILL the champion Pat, that match got pretty violent.”
PAT- “Yea but what was Dorian Blake doing? Why did he take “Precious away from Josie?”
DICK- “Who knows, hopefully we will find out, I am sure Josie wonders the same thing.”
===========================
IWS Universe Championship Match
Hell in a Cell Match
AJ Riot vs. Adian Cash©
DICK- “Main vent time Ladies and gentlemen. Unfortunately due to the authority of Dax Clark, we are not permitted to give you footage from this match.”
PAT- “It’s a shame too, Riot and Cash nearly killed one another in that Cell match!”
DICK-“Yes they did, things got REALLY interesting though when Cash was blinded by his own blood and a second Riot came out from under the ring and switched places with the real one. This also caught the Universe Champ by surprise as the fresher Riot easily kicked out of a cover and hit the Dying Quiver, the real Riot got back in the ring and climbs the ropes to hit a beautiful looking elbow drop on a bloody and battered Adian Cash that won Riot the Universe Championship.”
PAT- “I bet that Dax Clark is steaming about that traitor having the Universe title, Injection is going to be interesting.”
