Post by AJ on Aug 10, 2014 9:52:56 GMT -5
DEADLINE = August 7th, 2014 @ 11pm EST
--OPENING MATCH—
Regular Tag Team Match
James King and Christian King vs. Dwayne and Freddy Nameth
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DICK- “James and Dwayne start off the match, they tie up and Dwayne is tossed into the ropes. James delivers and arm drag and then locks Dwayne into a sleeper, but he counters with a cutter. And he tags in Freddy, who rushes off the ropes and delivers a shoulder tackle to James. Freddy jumps over James and then is clubbed with an elbow. Freddy is down and James tags in Christian they deliver a double elbow drop.”
PAT- “The older brother is in the ring now… da…dadada….dadada!!! Eye of the tiger Dick!”
DICK- “Christian Irish whips Freddy into the ropes and hits a powerslam, then both men back up. Christian with a right kick and left then another left an a spinning roundhouse! Freddy is trapped in the corner Pat… The Holy Dog! His Running knee to the face in the cornerand Running Bulldog combination. Christian goes for the in….One… Dwayne breaks it up… OH and James jumps over the ropes and delivers a clothesline! The men rolls to the outside of the ring!
PAT- “What a brawl this is becoming.”
DICK- “Christian picks u Freddy and delivers a Pumphandle Piledriver what a move!” Christian is not done he is signaling for the end making a cut throat motion Freddy staggers up and he lifts him up onto his shoulders, and a knee to the face, that’s the Stairway to Heaven! Christian goes for the painfall, One… Two…three!! The KINGS WIN!!”
PAT- “They were impressive Dick and look who has a microphone now.”
JAMES- “You all seen it, Nameths…. STAY DOWN! People do you hear us?! S-C-S…S-C-S.”
James chants into the mic and the crowd feeds off it chanting along he climbs up on the turnbuckle and so does Christian. The two sit there and James continues on.
JAMES- “Riot you owe me a match, if I don’t get an official one then I will make a personal one. We have spoken, Stay down.”
He hops off the turnbuckle and holds his knuckles high in the air for people to read the words that he speaks.
The fans roar and then boo, Riot jumps the barricade and slides into the ring, he attacks Christian first with his brass knuckles around his right hand. James blocks him, but Riot headbutts him then Christian is back up he sideblinds Riot, and he and James double team Riot stomping him in the middle of the ring. James shouts stay down at him and holds up his arms as the scene fades.
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The scene opens about two as ago on a nice apartment house in the sub urbs. Primo walks to the door and knocks feeling nervous and fixing his bow tie and hair. Bambi answers the door and he smiles. He is picking her up to take her to the mall and spend quality time together. After all the chick flicks he has watched without her he misses her terriblily. She answers the door after a few seconds and Primo smiles widely.
"Bambi I am so happy you are ok. I was afraid that Riot might have gotten to you. Or Mistress Pain..curse that woman."
He wraps his arms around her and gives her a tight hug in his joy at seeing her once more.
"The primo worried, I thought you no care about the Primo and you attack the Riot...whoa, thats heavy babe. You got to be careful what would the primo do if anything happened...oh Bambi."
He hugs her again and the looks her in the eyes with a sigh.
Bambi gives him an odd look. "Umm..Mistress is not all that bad. Actually she like helped me find my way through a maze. Now would a meanie do that? Anywho I didn't get hurt."
"Oh Bambi. You get me everytime girl." He helps her into the car and they drive to the mall. Primo has a platinum card to spend on her and talks.
"So you really did defend my honor that was mighty kind of you. What did I do to deserve such a gesture?" He inquires.
"Riot is a meanie! He like randomly picks people to bully. Look at Josie, because she won't like date him, he's all about violence. You know I had that happen once..I was working at a nightclub and this dude kept like grabbing me and when I finally got mad he slapped me." Primo looks shocked and asked how she reacted. "I got off him because like I was smothering him." Again Primo looks shocked and asked how. I was like giving him a dance and he got stuck in my boobies." She says with a giggle.
"Oh to be so lucky.... you are right though and before I forget." He hands her an orange lolipop like she told him she liked. "Her this is for being so brave. I think you are well on the way to being primo bambi."
She accepts the lollipop with delight, as she unwraps it and instantly putting it into her mouth. "Like who's Primo?"
"Me lady. I am the primo! I am alejandro primo, the most primo being in this galaxy my lady." He winks at her and chuckles as he goes on and on about himself.
"Ohhh...HIYA!" She gives him a grand smile as she swirls the lollipop over her tongue and to the opposite cheek. "Like so are you kidnapping me?"
"Whoa babe kidnapping I ain't that heavy sweetheart. We are shoping remember, you can buy any primo thing you want." He nudges her with his elbow to pick a store he is excited about getting new clothes as he imgined she would be, then he was gonna take her to the candy store.
Suddenly bounces in her seat and claps her hands vigorously. "Ohhh, can we like go to stripper pole? That's like this store for sexy clothes!"
"Sure babe we can go anywhere you want." He takes her and she looks at things as does Primo. He cringes and eyeballs everything.
The cameras fade back to the present after blacking out.
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--SECOND MATCH—
I Quit Match
Mufasa vs. Paroxysm
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DICK- “Mufasa walks out looking strong, and Paroxysm much more full of energy. He starts the match off dodging out of Mufasa’s grasp. Electra shouting at her brother for his sluggishness, He grabs aro and tosses him to the corner, he charges, but Paro dodges out of the way, Mufasa hits the turnbuckle. Paroxysm kicks those long legs of mufasa, and delivers a dropkick, Mufasa staggers back into the turnbuckle.”
PAT- “Paro is n a roll, he runs into another dropkick, Mufasa shakes it off though.”
DICK- “Mufasa delivers a strong chop, but Paro ducks a punch and dropkick to the knee! He kicks Mufasa with an assult of kicks, but the large man is to his feet again, and CHOKESLAM! Mufasa staggers and catches his breath what is Electra doing she is up on the apron yelling at her brother. The ref tells her to get down, and Mufasa goes for the cover laughing as he puts the mic to Paro’s lips.…He slams the mic One… Two…. Three times! Paro kicks out! What heart this guy has!”
PAT- “Yeah but that heart can burst Ohhh look how Mufasa steps on him like a bug, that has to hurt Dick.”
DICK- “Mufasa irish whips Paroxysm into the ropes and he hops over mufasa and he takes out that knee yet again. Paro hits a bulldog and now he climbs the ropes what will he do. Mufasa is to his knees, and Missile Dropkick from Paro! Both men are down, but it looks like Paro is crawling into the cover slaming the mic in Mufasa’s face.
Say I quit!!! Demands Paroxysm… Mufasa with the strong kick out of the struggle. Paro will need to do more to put away this goliath of a man right Pat?”
PAT- “Yep that is right Dick, Mufasa is huge it must be like hitting a brick wall.”
DICK- “Now Paroxysm runs off the ropes to shoulder tackle Mufasa, no! its a shining wizard! And another…Electra grabs his feet and he is tripped up, she holds her hands up innocently we all seen you sweetheart! Mufasa stomps on Paro he is down, and the giant is going to take advantage, damn it Pat not like this.”
PAT- “Mufasa puts Paro into a vice with his hands, he is gonna be crushed like those coconuts we seen him crush a few weeks ago. Paro is hurting Dick. He will quit.”
DICK- “Paro gets his foot on the bottom rope it’s a break. Mufasa drps him like a rag doll, He grabs that mic again and chokes Paro with his foot. Will he quit?? Paro kicks Mufasa and is back to his feet he runs under the man and dropkicks that knee yet one more time! Mufasa falls forward, Paro hits another Shinning Wizard and then exits to the ring apron, he signals for the Marie Antoinette …Electra grabs him!! Wait from the back with a steel chair…it’s Rabbit. He hits Electra and tosses the chair into the ring. The fans love this for some reason, what is going on??”
PAT- “Does it matter dick? the Marie Antoinette from Paro to Mufasa, and he grabs that steel chair…. Wow what a Steel Chair shot! Mufasa is out it seems, but Paro is unloading with more steel chair shots to his skull.
DICK- “He is going insane, now he grabs the mic… Will you quit? … Mufasa can not answer. So he hits him again with that steel chair, Paroxysm did say he was going all out to win tonight, to finish this thing with Mufasa.”
PAT- “I never knew knowing how to dougie was so important to people Dick.”
DICK- “Rabbit has Electra in a chickenwing submission… She gets free and grabs the mic. “We quit….We quit, stop hitting my brother, please.” She gives up for Mufasa, there is the bell…Paro has done it!”
PAT- “Is he done though?
DICK- “Rabbit enters the ring and holds up his hand I should say if it was not for Rabbit Electra might have gotten her way tonight. What was the meaning to this?”
PAT- “I don’t know better ask that rascley rabbit hey Dick?”
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Backstage AJ is standing there talking in the dark.
AJ Riot- “She needs me, why does she need me? This is not gonna fool me at all, no not at all. We got this handled, what does she think is going to happen? Will it happen? Ugh this is so confusing why do you have to be so confusing??”
He hits his head against the wall and slaps himself across the face while shouting in aggravation.
AJ Riot- “Extinction…. This will be extinction….universal extinction.”
He mutters grumpily to himself and disappears into the darkness. James is walking down the hallway when Aj jumps him from the right side. He lays into King with rights and lefts loaded with ruthless aggression. Christian yells and runs down the hallways punching Aj and he rushes away. Christian tends to his brother who laughs as the scene fades out and the brothers shake their heads at the situation.
Reopening James stands with Christian a Kleenex over the cut on his lip.
J. King - "look see how Mistress lets her pets do whatever they wish this is not a proper Mistress. Whatever, the King brothers are beyond her level, I defeated cash, Josie pleasure and Rabbit along with Dwayne nameth once. Let us not forget the talent that I posess, Mistress Pain you want to see your lover in the hospital or worse a casket? I would make him... stay down. If you know whats best then keep him there. We are going our own way, reclaiming the great title of the second city saints. Perhaps you are past caring, but not we. Am I right brother?"
C. King- "thats right brother tell it to the people."
J. King- "tonight we will defeat those nasty Nameths, dwayne and freddy get ready for a fully elemental nightmare brought to you by us. Peace."
He says kissing two fingers and holding up a peace sign to the camera as we fade out.
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--THIRD MATCH—
IWS Tag Team Championship Match – Street Brawl
(C) The End (Alejandro Primo & JT Starr) vs. Josie Pleasure & Dorian Blake
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DICK- “Alejandro Primo and Jt Starr attack Josie and Blake backstage. Jt clubs Josie in the back of the skull with a lead pipe and Primo jumps on his back locking on a sleeper. Jt punches his brother in the gut and Blake bashes Primo into the wall getting free. Jt is tossed away and Blake looks back at Primo. He is greeted by a right and left and right. Primo tries to Irish Whip him, but Blake pulls back on him delivering a short arm clothesline. Blake grabs Primo by the throat and lifts him up to his feet. JT takes out Blakes right knee that we all know is previously injured.
PAT-“He smells that metophorical blood now Dick.
DICK- “Jt stomps on that knee and Blake cries out. Primo and him now double team him.
PAT-“But josie is back up Dick.
DICK- “Josie attacks Jt clubing him in the head and delivering several right hands. Primo drops Blake and grabs Josie just to get a headbutt for his trouble. Jt thumbs her in the eyes getting the upperhand and smacks her into the wall. Josie whinces and Jt knees her in the chest and delivers a powerbomb to the hard hallways floor.
PAT-“Now Primo is back up.
DICK- “So is Dorian Blake he grabs Primo by the throat and hits The Mark! Jt hits a jumping knee to his face. Blake staggers and Jt spits green mist in his eyes! There it is....The chaos theory!
PAT-“Jt is proud of that one. "Look at me now big brother! Haha! Look at me now!" Jt shouts as he shoves the heel of his boot into Blake's face.
DICK- “Josie is back up and she spears Jt down and attacks him with feirce strikes. Jt laughs and headbutts her. Josie does not stop and headbutts him back making her nose bleed. She laughs and wraps her arms around his neck choking him. Jt powers his way onto his feet with Josie scissored onto his back with a sleeper. He shows a shade of his brother now bashing Josie into the wall to create seperation. He yells and charges at her and hits a clothesline! Primo is stumbling to his feet and Blake sits up, his drills a hard right fist into Blakes forehead. Jt grabs Josie and Irish whips him as does Primo to Blake and at the last second Blake back body toss Josie into Primo and hits a haymaker of a clothesline on his baby brother JT Starr.
PAT-“They are all a bit sore having trouble standing up Dick.
DICK- “Josie stumbles to her feet and hits Primo he turns and blocks a punch but instead of capitalizing he laughs. Josie headbutts him her nose now gushing blood she spits the red spray into his face and Primo squirms around in disgust. Josie kicks him in the groin!
PAT-“Oh the ladies are sad about that Dick...hehe got it!
DICK- “What? He is down in tears Pat, Josie goes for the pin... one...two...Jt shoves Blake over and breaks the pinfall. Josie and Blake hit a double clothesline, these two are showing great chemestry tonight.
PAT-“Its almost legendary i say Dick.
DICK- “Josie and Blake hit a double elbow drop on Jt and then he lifts her into a military press, oh now Blake is showing off as he bench presses Josie and.... he tosses her onto Jt and Primo what amazing power!
PAT-“Hey Dick is that Aj riot??
DICK- “No in a skull mask again? What is he doing....a steel chair to Blake! He is still standing...and again...and one more time. Riot lifts up Joise....the dying quiver...Riot...no a riot fan is causing panamonium backstage! Jt is stumbling to his feet now and stomps on Blake he helps Primo up and what are they doing? Draging Blake to the female locker room??
PAT-“They are locking him in with a forklift!
DICK- “Thats typical The end....Josie crashes into Primo while Jt parks the forklift. He dives off ontop of Josie with a double axehandle. Primo gets up, Jt locks on....The starr Treatmeant this aint right Josie is out cold he could injure her!
PAT-“There he drops her...and Primo is ontop of the forklift...The money shot!
DICK- “"Stand her up" jt is shouting to Primo, he kneels and hits his face before charging into her...what a spear!
PAT-“Starrrrrrrstruuuuuuuuck! Josie is split in two Dick!
DICK- “Jt locks in The starr treatment again...the ref has had it he signals the bell.
PAT-“Winners via knockout....and STILL iws tag team champions....alejandro primo and jt starr.....THE END!
DICK- “The end has done it...the were dirty and cheated, but there they are still tag team champions. They can not keep this up, there was a spark of something tonight I felt it Pat.
PAT-“Josie will need to free the demon...haha...in order to get her tag team titles back Dick...but how?
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--FOURTH MATCH—
eXtinction Championship Match – Triple Threat Ladder Match
(C) Mistress Pain vs. Judith Eva vs. AJ Riot
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DICK- “Aj elbows Pain in the face, she wobbles back holding her nose. Riot hesitates rather to appologize or not and Eva smacks him with the steel ladder! Riot is down hard after that hit. Eva is setting up the ladder, she charges at Mistress Pain and clotheslines her to the outside. Judith is on a roll oh! Riot hits her in the back of the head, he seems woozey after that ladder shot.
PAT- “Judith was suprised as Riot clubs her, he irish whips her to the ropes, but she stops as he lowers his head and hits a ddt! This girl is a fireball, but look out Mistress Pain is standing back up.
DICK- “Pain slides another ladder into their ring and slides in herself. She ties up with Eva and placed her in a side headlock, mistress Pain shows her dominate power, but look out! Eva counters with a belly to back suplex. Both women are down Riot is pulling himself up by the ropes. Will Eva find her feet first? Riot runs at her hitting a bulldog onto the ladder.
PAT- "Hahahahahaha! Ouch! Haha!" He roars in the center of the ring.
DICK- “Mistress Pain wraps her arms around him, riot spins her around to ther ground is he...is he choking her? Pain struggles against him and moves his mask just over his lip. Riot licks Pain and releases her. Both compedators are to their feet, riot charges Pain but she dodges out of the way garbbing him and flooring him with a sleeper hold. Riot rolls over her pinning her to the mat with all his weight. Pain keeps her grip on his neck, oh Eva is back up, she has a steel chair...she smacks Riot and hits Pain's hands! Pain drops the hold and Eva sets the ladder again. Eva sets a ladder over riot and places Pain on it with a scoop slam. She climbs the ladder and hits a moonsualt!
PAT- “Mistress Pain rolls outta the way! But wow did Eva and Riot hurt from that move!
DICK- “Pain grabs a ladder from the destruction and is slowly scaling the thing towards the eXtinction championship. Riot is rolling out from under the other ladder, he wobbles the ladder Pain is on. She jumps off it before he tilts it over to the ropes. Pain kicks Riot and slaps him hard on the face as he... smiles?? Riot grabs her and lifts her into a suplex, but he stalls then Pain counters into a ddt! What detexilty she has."
PAT- "I know...wow."
DICK- "PaIn acends the ladder, Eva is just getting up. Pat Mistress Pain could do it she has her finger tips on the title belt. Oh eva dropkicks the ladder and Mistress Pain falls with the ladder to the outside. This is such a dangerous match! Judith meets Riot in the corner she pumbles him but Riot spits green mist in her face and then hits KTFO, the roundhouse knocks out Eva. This is Riots opening...what will he do? He sets up the ladder and looks around could he be concerned for his mistress? He climbs the ladder, Riot is going to win!
PAT- “That Judith chick is goggy but up Dick dont cound her out. Mistress Pain is rolling back into the ring too.
DICK- “Both women grab the ladder and shake it. Riot falls off hard to the mat. Pain strikes Eva... "how dare you hurt him" she says...did I miss something they both pushed Riot off that ladder. The women are brawling claws and punches and slaps. Mistress Pain irish whips Eva into the ladder and sets them both up in the corner. Mistress Pain picks up the steel chair and hits the ladder smashing Judith into the corner. Now Pain has a chance at the title belt how exciting. She is climbing even though the ladder is wobbling. She is reaching...
PAT- “Yea well riot is back up and Eva is to.
DICK- “Dying quiver on Eva! Mistress Pain is a top the ladder...she unbuckles the title belt...she win! Mistress Pain wins thanks to Riot going after Judith Eva! She runs her finger along his chin ans then poses with her title while confetti falls. Riot exits and we go backstage.
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Backstage we catch up with Rabbit.
Rabbit- “Why did I help Paroxysm…Because I am sick of people like Electra bossing people around. I say Paro has a reputation he is my hero. I want the guy to be the best that he can be all yea I want that so much! You feel it right? Now I am about to go beat Mr Sandman I don’t need no sleep, I can control my own dreams. Look at me I am now associated with Paro-Fricking-xysm, daaaaaaaaamn! Hehe but if you don’t mind I got to hit you up later because right now I got a match to get to.”
He skips off towards the ring leaving the cameras behind and we fade out.
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--FIFTH MATCH--
Regular Singles Match
Rabbit vs. Sandman
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Ding Ding Ding!
"You're Gonna go Far Kid" by The Offspring plays and Rabbit walks out full of energy and Rabbit has a huge grin and is hitting the outstretched hands from the barricade. The females in the audience screams for him, but Rabbit's too busy enjoying his own hype to care about his loss of attention from fans. He slides into the ring and flexes his small muscles for them and then poses on the top rope.
The lights are dim, and The Sandman walked through the curtain wearing a hooded cloak and masked face. The fans are more afraid of him they rather they want to like him, and some boo, others don't dare speak. The Sandman walked towards the ring after pausing and Kristine Otto announced his name.
Announcer: "And his opponent, from the Holy City, he is The Pope of Truth, The Sandman!"
The Sandman crawls into the ring like a snake, and then rolled around to sit up and then pulled himself up in the corner staring coldly at his opponent across the ring. The sandman removes his cloak and the lights go back to normal.
Ding Ding!
DICK- “Sandman hits Rabbit hard with a right throat thrust. He locks him into a side headlock, but Rabbit shoves Mr. Sandman into the ropes. Rabbit hits the mat, and a monkey flip on Mr. Sandman. He is back up fast though, and hits a scoop slam! Rabbit hits the mat hard and is holding his back.
PAT- “Rabbit is hurting already Dick.”
DICK- “Mr. Sandman hits him with an elbow to the skull, and a tow kick followed by The Demonplex! What a Belly to back suplex into a modified side slam. He goes for the pinfall. One… Two… Rabbit kicks out, the fans are backing Rabbit here as they start to chant. Rabbit blocks a punch from Mr. Sandman and hits a right of his own, and he rebounds off the ropes hitting… a Hurricarana into Crucifix submission, The Rabbit Trap… Mr. Sandman is trapped… He is fading, but finally a counter with a modified samon drop. Mr. Sandman seems shaken after that Pat.”
PAT- “Sure does Dick. He grabs a hold of Rabbit, but Small Package!! One… Two… Mr. Sandman bearly kicked outta that one Dick wow!”
DICK- “Mr. Sandman hits a thunderous clothesline on Rabbit he has to be out. Where is Mr. Sandman going he is climbing the ropes. Rabbit starts to come to, and Mr. Sandman dives over him with a neckbreaker, he calls that The Rough Cut. Mr. Sandman should go for the pin!”
PAT- “He rather cause more Pain to Rabbit Dick. He locks on his submission…The Last Annointment!”
DICK- “Rabbit struggles and gets to the bottom rope. Mr Sandman is forced to break the hold, he stands and Rabbit hits a super kick…The Jackrabbit!!! He goes for a pinfall!! One… Two… Mr. Sandman kicks out again, what a match.
Rabbit Jumps over the ropes to the outside of the apron and raises his hand to get a crowd reaction. He Pulls back on the top rope and lunches himself over like a slingshot into a springboard leg drop. Mr Sandman grabs his throat and is knelt over in the middle of the ring. Rabbit quickly rolls him into a school boy pin. One… Mr. Sandman kicks out. Mr Sandman charges, but Rabbit hoes over him and rolls around ready to dodge him yet again it seems. The men collide an exchange blows center of the ring. Mr. Sandman goes for an Irish whip, but Rabbit slaps away his hand, he grabs him and runs up the rope hitting and arm drag into a twisting toranto ddt. Mr. Sandman rolls to the outside, but Rabbit rushes around the ring, his anxiety is getting to him… there he goes over the top ropes a suidide front flip onto mr sandman on the outside!”
PAT- “Rabbit said he was going to the limit here tonight Dick.”
DICK- “Mr Sandman clubs Rabbit in the skull and then delivers a headbutt. He has him set up for Queen Annes revenge…. But Rabbit counters! The Jackrabbit!! Now he locks him into the sagatarius bow! Mr. Sandman has nowhere to go he is fading out. He crawls to the bottom rope but Rabbit releases and stomps on him. Spits green mist into sandmans face then latches them into a standing choke hold signaling the move, He will then conduct a battering ram bend and executes a hard impact reverse STO that is The Strikeout! He goes for the cover… One… Two… Mr. Sandman again kicks out. Rabbit is beside himself what will he have to do to put him away?”
PAT- “Hard to say Dick, but he is sure trying.”
DICK- “MR Sandman charges, and Rabbit dodges out of the way, Sandman hits the turnbuckle. And now Rabbit with another Jackrabbit!! He has the pinfall…. One… Two… Three!!! Rabbit does it!!! God Oh my Gawd!!!”
PAT- “IT took everything Rabbit had to get the job done, but he did it. Mr. Sandman is out cold.”
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April Freshshowre a local girl wanting to make it in journalisim rushes down the hallway to AJ Riot.
April- “Mister Riot… please… people want to know why you are popping up all over tonight?
He looks in her direction then snags the microphone from her angrily.
AJ Riot- “I will tell you why… because I want to, because I can, because IWS is slacking in some aggression and assertiveness. This is my way of being progressive and voicing my opinion.”
April- “Was it your intent to lose to your Mistress tonight?’
The question makes him so angry he walks off without a single comment.
April- “Mister Riot….wait…please….
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--MAIN EVENT—
IWS Universe Championship Match – Single Match
(C) Aiden Cash vs. Ryan Sharpe
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DICK-“Ryan and Aidan start this off like a forrest fire, first Sharpe hits some strikes, and Cash hits him back the intensity of each punch growing greater. Ryan Irish whips Cash into the ropes and lowers his head, so cash kicks sharpe in the face. He bounces back off the ropes and into a jumping spin ddt! Ryan seems a little dazed by that move.
PAT-“Arent we all a little dazed by it Dick.
DICK-“Cash goes to run off the ropes and Jt grabs him. The ref signals for him and Primo to leave ringside!
PAT-“Amazingly fast huh Dick?
DICK-“Cash is hammering away on sharpe wearing him down what amazing conditioning the champion is displaying. There is a suplex from cash to sharpe and a quick cover. One...two... ryan kicks out.
PAT-“Sharpe does not seem with it in this match Dick. Who is this???
DICK-“I hear that guy is named Johnny Malloy...aka Pat...The Sidewinder. Oh Sharpe blocks a punch and kicks Cash, but her is taken down with a side headlock. Is The Sidewinder going to talk???"
Johnny Malloy(aka Sidewinder) -- "I want to fi...fight the Specialist *hicup* I said I want to fight The specialist!!!"
DICK- "Sharpe kicks himself out of the hold and both men are back up...clothesline from the two of them. Both men go down hard. Wait is this guy getting into the ring? He is drunk Pat very very drunk.
PAT-“Well they know one another so well Ryan and Cash, but does anybody know this drunkard?? Here comes security. You think Sharpe is mad about Cash being champion? Like cash said he is? maybe this guy is just mad about wanting a match??"
DICK-“No idea Pat, the Ref is making sure the guy leaves though...Ryan and Cash are back up...OH CASH HITS HIM WITH BRASS KNUCKLES!! Did you see that Pat! The champion is such a cheat!! I know the champion is fighting to keep the belt, but come on that could end a man's life! He hides them away but the damnage is done. He has Sharpe locked into it....That move you love...
PAT-“THE CA$H CRAB!
DICK-“Shape looks around and struggles to get free I dont think he can make it. Cash arches that leg even more, wow that looks painful, will Ryan tap out?
PAT- “No he kicks Aidan away from him! Do you see Ryan bleeding Dick?! It has to be from that illegeal shot with the knucks!"
DICK-“That leg looks tender now, I doubt Sharpe could handle another one. The men lock up Sharpe is stronger and attempts a suplex, but Cash blocks him and delivers a suplex of his own. The fans are booing his arrogance though, cash seems to not notice the negativity.
PAT- “Who wants to be negative these days what a downer you are Dick.
DICK-“Cash punches Sharpe and stands him up there is and eye rake listen to the boos! Cash stomps on Ryan's toe and kicks him in the gut. There is a russian legsweep and another pinfall...one...two...Shape once more kicks out. Uh-oh this is it...the cash crrab...no Ryan kicks him away...Aidan with a shinning wizzard! Now he is setting Sharpe up...the stop light, that crucifix powerbomb has this match ended....Cash goes for the cover. One...two....three. there is your winner and STILL IWS Universe champion...Aidan Cash.
PAT- “Yea mister Ca$h Crab got it done with the stop light. Whats this?
DICK-“Aj Riot is coming out here...
Riot's music fades and he paces on the stage. "One...two...three...wow how does it feel defending against a Clark guy...a guy that doesnt deliver...a guy with no heart...no passion. I am not out here to tell you I hate you or to tell you I admire you....Cash I am out here to make a point. I coulda been the Extinction champion tonight but I want something greater....you got it...right there...That Universe championship.”
PAT- “Cash is signaling for Riot to come and get it...things could get heavy fast.
“Hehe nah that would be too easy. I been through hell and high water this year. How about we call the next event September to Dismember instead of Lunar Madness...and Cash i am fixing on tearing you apart.”
DICK- “Those are some hard hitting words. Looks like Riot has challenged Cash for the universe title will he accept. Tune into Injection and find out. Thank you for joining us ladies and gentlemen god bless and take your medication.
--OPENING MATCH—
Regular Tag Team Match
James King and Christian King vs. Dwayne and Freddy Nameth
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DICK- “James and Dwayne start off the match, they tie up and Dwayne is tossed into the ropes. James delivers and arm drag and then locks Dwayne into a sleeper, but he counters with a cutter. And he tags in Freddy, who rushes off the ropes and delivers a shoulder tackle to James. Freddy jumps over James and then is clubbed with an elbow. Freddy is down and James tags in Christian they deliver a double elbow drop.”
PAT- “The older brother is in the ring now… da…dadada….dadada!!! Eye of the tiger Dick!”
DICK- “Christian Irish whips Freddy into the ropes and hits a powerslam, then both men back up. Christian with a right kick and left then another left an a spinning roundhouse! Freddy is trapped in the corner Pat… The Holy Dog! His Running knee to the face in the cornerand Running Bulldog combination. Christian goes for the in….One… Dwayne breaks it up… OH and James jumps over the ropes and delivers a clothesline! The men rolls to the outside of the ring!
PAT- “What a brawl this is becoming.”
DICK- “Christian picks u Freddy and delivers a Pumphandle Piledriver what a move!” Christian is not done he is signaling for the end making a cut throat motion Freddy staggers up and he lifts him up onto his shoulders, and a knee to the face, that’s the Stairway to Heaven! Christian goes for the painfall, One… Two…three!! The KINGS WIN!!”
PAT- “They were impressive Dick and look who has a microphone now.”
JAMES- “You all seen it, Nameths…. STAY DOWN! People do you hear us?! S-C-S…S-C-S.”
James chants into the mic and the crowd feeds off it chanting along he climbs up on the turnbuckle and so does Christian. The two sit there and James continues on.
JAMES- “Riot you owe me a match, if I don’t get an official one then I will make a personal one. We have spoken, Stay down.”
He hops off the turnbuckle and holds his knuckles high in the air for people to read the words that he speaks.
The fans roar and then boo, Riot jumps the barricade and slides into the ring, he attacks Christian first with his brass knuckles around his right hand. James blocks him, but Riot headbutts him then Christian is back up he sideblinds Riot, and he and James double team Riot stomping him in the middle of the ring. James shouts stay down at him and holds up his arms as the scene fades.
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The scene opens about two as ago on a nice apartment house in the sub urbs. Primo walks to the door and knocks feeling nervous and fixing his bow tie and hair. Bambi answers the door and he smiles. He is picking her up to take her to the mall and spend quality time together. After all the chick flicks he has watched without her he misses her terriblily. She answers the door after a few seconds and Primo smiles widely.
"Bambi I am so happy you are ok. I was afraid that Riot might have gotten to you. Or Mistress Pain..curse that woman."
He wraps his arms around her and gives her a tight hug in his joy at seeing her once more.
"The primo worried, I thought you no care about the Primo and you attack the Riot...whoa, thats heavy babe. You got to be careful what would the primo do if anything happened...oh Bambi."
He hugs her again and the looks her in the eyes with a sigh.
Bambi gives him an odd look. "Umm..Mistress is not all that bad. Actually she like helped me find my way through a maze. Now would a meanie do that? Anywho I didn't get hurt."
"Oh Bambi. You get me everytime girl." He helps her into the car and they drive to the mall. Primo has a platinum card to spend on her and talks.
"So you really did defend my honor that was mighty kind of you. What did I do to deserve such a gesture?" He inquires.
"Riot is a meanie! He like randomly picks people to bully. Look at Josie, because she won't like date him, he's all about violence. You know I had that happen once..I was working at a nightclub and this dude kept like grabbing me and when I finally got mad he slapped me." Primo looks shocked and asked how she reacted. "I got off him because like I was smothering him." Again Primo looks shocked and asked how. I was like giving him a dance and he got stuck in my boobies." She says with a giggle.
"Oh to be so lucky.... you are right though and before I forget." He hands her an orange lolipop like she told him she liked. "Her this is for being so brave. I think you are well on the way to being primo bambi."
She accepts the lollipop with delight, as she unwraps it and instantly putting it into her mouth. "Like who's Primo?"
"Me lady. I am the primo! I am alejandro primo, the most primo being in this galaxy my lady." He winks at her and chuckles as he goes on and on about himself.
"Ohhh...HIYA!" She gives him a grand smile as she swirls the lollipop over her tongue and to the opposite cheek. "Like so are you kidnapping me?"
"Whoa babe kidnapping I ain't that heavy sweetheart. We are shoping remember, you can buy any primo thing you want." He nudges her with his elbow to pick a store he is excited about getting new clothes as he imgined she would be, then he was gonna take her to the candy store.
Suddenly bounces in her seat and claps her hands vigorously. "Ohhh, can we like go to stripper pole? That's like this store for sexy clothes!"
"Sure babe we can go anywhere you want." He takes her and she looks at things as does Primo. He cringes and eyeballs everything.
The cameras fade back to the present after blacking out.
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--SECOND MATCH—
I Quit Match
Mufasa vs. Paroxysm
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DICK- “Mufasa walks out looking strong, and Paroxysm much more full of energy. He starts the match off dodging out of Mufasa’s grasp. Electra shouting at her brother for his sluggishness, He grabs aro and tosses him to the corner, he charges, but Paro dodges out of the way, Mufasa hits the turnbuckle. Paroxysm kicks those long legs of mufasa, and delivers a dropkick, Mufasa staggers back into the turnbuckle.”
PAT- “Paro is n a roll, he runs into another dropkick, Mufasa shakes it off though.”
DICK- “Mufasa delivers a strong chop, but Paro ducks a punch and dropkick to the knee! He kicks Mufasa with an assult of kicks, but the large man is to his feet again, and CHOKESLAM! Mufasa staggers and catches his breath what is Electra doing she is up on the apron yelling at her brother. The ref tells her to get down, and Mufasa goes for the cover laughing as he puts the mic to Paro’s lips.…He slams the mic One… Two…. Three times! Paro kicks out! What heart this guy has!”
PAT- “Yeah but that heart can burst Ohhh look how Mufasa steps on him like a bug, that has to hurt Dick.”
DICK- “Mufasa irish whips Paroxysm into the ropes and he hops over mufasa and he takes out that knee yet again. Paro hits a bulldog and now he climbs the ropes what will he do. Mufasa is to his knees, and Missile Dropkick from Paro! Both men are down, but it looks like Paro is crawling into the cover slaming the mic in Mufasa’s face.
Say I quit!!! Demands Paroxysm… Mufasa with the strong kick out of the struggle. Paro will need to do more to put away this goliath of a man right Pat?”
PAT- “Yep that is right Dick, Mufasa is huge it must be like hitting a brick wall.”
DICK- “Now Paroxysm runs off the ropes to shoulder tackle Mufasa, no! its a shining wizard! And another…Electra grabs his feet and he is tripped up, she holds her hands up innocently we all seen you sweetheart! Mufasa stomps on Paro he is down, and the giant is going to take advantage, damn it Pat not like this.”
PAT- “Mufasa puts Paro into a vice with his hands, he is gonna be crushed like those coconuts we seen him crush a few weeks ago. Paro is hurting Dick. He will quit.”
DICK- “Paro gets his foot on the bottom rope it’s a break. Mufasa drps him like a rag doll, He grabs that mic again and chokes Paro with his foot. Will he quit?? Paro kicks Mufasa and is back to his feet he runs under the man and dropkicks that knee yet one more time! Mufasa falls forward, Paro hits another Shinning Wizard and then exits to the ring apron, he signals for the Marie Antoinette …Electra grabs him!! Wait from the back with a steel chair…it’s Rabbit. He hits Electra and tosses the chair into the ring. The fans love this for some reason, what is going on??”
PAT- “Does it matter dick? the Marie Antoinette from Paro to Mufasa, and he grabs that steel chair…. Wow what a Steel Chair shot! Mufasa is out it seems, but Paro is unloading with more steel chair shots to his skull.
DICK- “He is going insane, now he grabs the mic… Will you quit? … Mufasa can not answer. So he hits him again with that steel chair, Paroxysm did say he was going all out to win tonight, to finish this thing with Mufasa.”
PAT- “I never knew knowing how to dougie was so important to people Dick.”
DICK- “Rabbit has Electra in a chickenwing submission… She gets free and grabs the mic. “We quit….We quit, stop hitting my brother, please.” She gives up for Mufasa, there is the bell…Paro has done it!”
PAT- “Is he done though?
DICK- “Rabbit enters the ring and holds up his hand I should say if it was not for Rabbit Electra might have gotten her way tonight. What was the meaning to this?”
PAT- “I don’t know better ask that rascley rabbit hey Dick?”
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Backstage AJ is standing there talking in the dark.
AJ Riot- “She needs me, why does she need me? This is not gonna fool me at all, no not at all. We got this handled, what does she think is going to happen? Will it happen? Ugh this is so confusing why do you have to be so confusing??”
He hits his head against the wall and slaps himself across the face while shouting in aggravation.
AJ Riot- “Extinction…. This will be extinction….universal extinction.”
He mutters grumpily to himself and disappears into the darkness. James is walking down the hallway when Aj jumps him from the right side. He lays into King with rights and lefts loaded with ruthless aggression. Christian yells and runs down the hallways punching Aj and he rushes away. Christian tends to his brother who laughs as the scene fades out and the brothers shake their heads at the situation.
Reopening James stands with Christian a Kleenex over the cut on his lip.
J. King - "look see how Mistress lets her pets do whatever they wish this is not a proper Mistress. Whatever, the King brothers are beyond her level, I defeated cash, Josie pleasure and Rabbit along with Dwayne nameth once. Let us not forget the talent that I posess, Mistress Pain you want to see your lover in the hospital or worse a casket? I would make him... stay down. If you know whats best then keep him there. We are going our own way, reclaiming the great title of the second city saints. Perhaps you are past caring, but not we. Am I right brother?"
C. King- "thats right brother tell it to the people."
J. King- "tonight we will defeat those nasty Nameths, dwayne and freddy get ready for a fully elemental nightmare brought to you by us. Peace."
He says kissing two fingers and holding up a peace sign to the camera as we fade out.
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--THIRD MATCH—
IWS Tag Team Championship Match – Street Brawl
(C) The End (Alejandro Primo & JT Starr) vs. Josie Pleasure & Dorian Blake
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DICK- “Alejandro Primo and Jt Starr attack Josie and Blake backstage. Jt clubs Josie in the back of the skull with a lead pipe and Primo jumps on his back locking on a sleeper. Jt punches his brother in the gut and Blake bashes Primo into the wall getting free. Jt is tossed away and Blake looks back at Primo. He is greeted by a right and left and right. Primo tries to Irish Whip him, but Blake pulls back on him delivering a short arm clothesline. Blake grabs Primo by the throat and lifts him up to his feet. JT takes out Blakes right knee that we all know is previously injured.
PAT-“He smells that metophorical blood now Dick.
DICK- “Jt stomps on that knee and Blake cries out. Primo and him now double team him.
PAT-“But josie is back up Dick.
DICK- “Josie attacks Jt clubing him in the head and delivering several right hands. Primo drops Blake and grabs Josie just to get a headbutt for his trouble. Jt thumbs her in the eyes getting the upperhand and smacks her into the wall. Josie whinces and Jt knees her in the chest and delivers a powerbomb to the hard hallways floor.
PAT-“Now Primo is back up.
DICK- “So is Dorian Blake he grabs Primo by the throat and hits The Mark! Jt hits a jumping knee to his face. Blake staggers and Jt spits green mist in his eyes! There it is....The chaos theory!
PAT-“Jt is proud of that one. "Look at me now big brother! Haha! Look at me now!" Jt shouts as he shoves the heel of his boot into Blake's face.
DICK- “Josie is back up and she spears Jt down and attacks him with feirce strikes. Jt laughs and headbutts her. Josie does not stop and headbutts him back making her nose bleed. She laughs and wraps her arms around his neck choking him. Jt powers his way onto his feet with Josie scissored onto his back with a sleeper. He shows a shade of his brother now bashing Josie into the wall to create seperation. He yells and charges at her and hits a clothesline! Primo is stumbling to his feet and Blake sits up, his drills a hard right fist into Blakes forehead. Jt grabs Josie and Irish whips him as does Primo to Blake and at the last second Blake back body toss Josie into Primo and hits a haymaker of a clothesline on his baby brother JT Starr.
PAT-“They are all a bit sore having trouble standing up Dick.
DICK- “Josie stumbles to her feet and hits Primo he turns and blocks a punch but instead of capitalizing he laughs. Josie headbutts him her nose now gushing blood she spits the red spray into his face and Primo squirms around in disgust. Josie kicks him in the groin!
PAT-“Oh the ladies are sad about that Dick...hehe got it!
DICK- “What? He is down in tears Pat, Josie goes for the pin... one...two...Jt shoves Blake over and breaks the pinfall. Josie and Blake hit a double clothesline, these two are showing great chemestry tonight.
PAT-“Its almost legendary i say Dick.
DICK- “Josie and Blake hit a double elbow drop on Jt and then he lifts her into a military press, oh now Blake is showing off as he bench presses Josie and.... he tosses her onto Jt and Primo what amazing power!
PAT-“Hey Dick is that Aj riot??
DICK- “No in a skull mask again? What is he doing....a steel chair to Blake! He is still standing...and again...and one more time. Riot lifts up Joise....the dying quiver...Riot...no a riot fan is causing panamonium backstage! Jt is stumbling to his feet now and stomps on Blake he helps Primo up and what are they doing? Draging Blake to the female locker room??
PAT-“They are locking him in with a forklift!
DICK- “Thats typical The end....Josie crashes into Primo while Jt parks the forklift. He dives off ontop of Josie with a double axehandle. Primo gets up, Jt locks on....The starr Treatmeant this aint right Josie is out cold he could injure her!
PAT-“There he drops her...and Primo is ontop of the forklift...The money shot!
DICK- “"Stand her up" jt is shouting to Primo, he kneels and hits his face before charging into her...what a spear!
PAT-“Starrrrrrrstruuuuuuuuck! Josie is split in two Dick!
DICK- “Jt locks in The starr treatment again...the ref has had it he signals the bell.
PAT-“Winners via knockout....and STILL iws tag team champions....alejandro primo and jt starr.....THE END!
DICK- “The end has done it...the were dirty and cheated, but there they are still tag team champions. They can not keep this up, there was a spark of something tonight I felt it Pat.
PAT-“Josie will need to free the demon...haha...in order to get her tag team titles back Dick...but how?
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--FOURTH MATCH—
eXtinction Championship Match – Triple Threat Ladder Match
(C) Mistress Pain vs. Judith Eva vs. AJ Riot
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DICK- “Aj elbows Pain in the face, she wobbles back holding her nose. Riot hesitates rather to appologize or not and Eva smacks him with the steel ladder! Riot is down hard after that hit. Eva is setting up the ladder, she charges at Mistress Pain and clotheslines her to the outside. Judith is on a roll oh! Riot hits her in the back of the head, he seems woozey after that ladder shot.
PAT- “Judith was suprised as Riot clubs her, he irish whips her to the ropes, but she stops as he lowers his head and hits a ddt! This girl is a fireball, but look out Mistress Pain is standing back up.
DICK- “Pain slides another ladder into their ring and slides in herself. She ties up with Eva and placed her in a side headlock, mistress Pain shows her dominate power, but look out! Eva counters with a belly to back suplex. Both women are down Riot is pulling himself up by the ropes. Will Eva find her feet first? Riot runs at her hitting a bulldog onto the ladder.
PAT- "Hahahahahaha! Ouch! Haha!" He roars in the center of the ring.
DICK- “Mistress Pain wraps her arms around him, riot spins her around to ther ground is he...is he choking her? Pain struggles against him and moves his mask just over his lip. Riot licks Pain and releases her. Both compedators are to their feet, riot charges Pain but she dodges out of the way garbbing him and flooring him with a sleeper hold. Riot rolls over her pinning her to the mat with all his weight. Pain keeps her grip on his neck, oh Eva is back up, she has a steel chair...she smacks Riot and hits Pain's hands! Pain drops the hold and Eva sets the ladder again. Eva sets a ladder over riot and places Pain on it with a scoop slam. She climbs the ladder and hits a moonsualt!
PAT- “Mistress Pain rolls outta the way! But wow did Eva and Riot hurt from that move!
DICK- “Pain grabs a ladder from the destruction and is slowly scaling the thing towards the eXtinction championship. Riot is rolling out from under the other ladder, he wobbles the ladder Pain is on. She jumps off it before he tilts it over to the ropes. Pain kicks Riot and slaps him hard on the face as he... smiles?? Riot grabs her and lifts her into a suplex, but he stalls then Pain counters into a ddt! What detexilty she has."
PAT- "I know...wow."
DICK- "PaIn acends the ladder, Eva is just getting up. Pat Mistress Pain could do it she has her finger tips on the title belt. Oh eva dropkicks the ladder and Mistress Pain falls with the ladder to the outside. This is such a dangerous match! Judith meets Riot in the corner she pumbles him but Riot spits green mist in her face and then hits KTFO, the roundhouse knocks out Eva. This is Riots opening...what will he do? He sets up the ladder and looks around could he be concerned for his mistress? He climbs the ladder, Riot is going to win!
PAT- “That Judith chick is goggy but up Dick dont cound her out. Mistress Pain is rolling back into the ring too.
DICK- “Both women grab the ladder and shake it. Riot falls off hard to the mat. Pain strikes Eva... "how dare you hurt him" she says...did I miss something they both pushed Riot off that ladder. The women are brawling claws and punches and slaps. Mistress Pain irish whips Eva into the ladder and sets them both up in the corner. Mistress Pain picks up the steel chair and hits the ladder smashing Judith into the corner. Now Pain has a chance at the title belt how exciting. She is climbing even though the ladder is wobbling. She is reaching...
PAT- “Yea well riot is back up and Eva is to.
DICK- “Dying quiver on Eva! Mistress Pain is a top the ladder...she unbuckles the title belt...she win! Mistress Pain wins thanks to Riot going after Judith Eva! She runs her finger along his chin ans then poses with her title while confetti falls. Riot exits and we go backstage.
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Backstage we catch up with Rabbit.
Rabbit- “Why did I help Paroxysm…Because I am sick of people like Electra bossing people around. I say Paro has a reputation he is my hero. I want the guy to be the best that he can be all yea I want that so much! You feel it right? Now I am about to go beat Mr Sandman I don’t need no sleep, I can control my own dreams. Look at me I am now associated with Paro-Fricking-xysm, daaaaaaaaamn! Hehe but if you don’t mind I got to hit you up later because right now I got a match to get to.”
He skips off towards the ring leaving the cameras behind and we fade out.
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--FIFTH MATCH--
Regular Singles Match
Rabbit vs. Sandman
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Ding Ding Ding!
"You're Gonna go Far Kid" by The Offspring plays and Rabbit walks out full of energy and Rabbit has a huge grin and is hitting the outstretched hands from the barricade. The females in the audience screams for him, but Rabbit's too busy enjoying his own hype to care about his loss of attention from fans. He slides into the ring and flexes his small muscles for them and then poses on the top rope.
The lights are dim, and The Sandman walked through the curtain wearing a hooded cloak and masked face. The fans are more afraid of him they rather they want to like him, and some boo, others don't dare speak. The Sandman walked towards the ring after pausing and Kristine Otto announced his name.
Announcer: "And his opponent, from the Holy City, he is The Pope of Truth, The Sandman!"
The Sandman crawls into the ring like a snake, and then rolled around to sit up and then pulled himself up in the corner staring coldly at his opponent across the ring. The sandman removes his cloak and the lights go back to normal.
Ding Ding!
DICK- “Sandman hits Rabbit hard with a right throat thrust. He locks him into a side headlock, but Rabbit shoves Mr. Sandman into the ropes. Rabbit hits the mat, and a monkey flip on Mr. Sandman. He is back up fast though, and hits a scoop slam! Rabbit hits the mat hard and is holding his back.
PAT- “Rabbit is hurting already Dick.”
DICK- “Mr. Sandman hits him with an elbow to the skull, and a tow kick followed by The Demonplex! What a Belly to back suplex into a modified side slam. He goes for the pinfall. One… Two… Rabbit kicks out, the fans are backing Rabbit here as they start to chant. Rabbit blocks a punch from Mr. Sandman and hits a right of his own, and he rebounds off the ropes hitting… a Hurricarana into Crucifix submission, The Rabbit Trap… Mr. Sandman is trapped… He is fading, but finally a counter with a modified samon drop. Mr. Sandman seems shaken after that Pat.”
PAT- “Sure does Dick. He grabs a hold of Rabbit, but Small Package!! One… Two… Mr. Sandman bearly kicked outta that one Dick wow!”
DICK- “Mr. Sandman hits a thunderous clothesline on Rabbit he has to be out. Where is Mr. Sandman going he is climbing the ropes. Rabbit starts to come to, and Mr. Sandman dives over him with a neckbreaker, he calls that The Rough Cut. Mr. Sandman should go for the pin!”
PAT- “He rather cause more Pain to Rabbit Dick. He locks on his submission…The Last Annointment!”
DICK- “Rabbit struggles and gets to the bottom rope. Mr Sandman is forced to break the hold, he stands and Rabbit hits a super kick…The Jackrabbit!!! He goes for a pinfall!! One… Two… Mr. Sandman kicks out again, what a match.
Rabbit Jumps over the ropes to the outside of the apron and raises his hand to get a crowd reaction. He Pulls back on the top rope and lunches himself over like a slingshot into a springboard leg drop. Mr Sandman grabs his throat and is knelt over in the middle of the ring. Rabbit quickly rolls him into a school boy pin. One… Mr. Sandman kicks out. Mr Sandman charges, but Rabbit hoes over him and rolls around ready to dodge him yet again it seems. The men collide an exchange blows center of the ring. Mr. Sandman goes for an Irish whip, but Rabbit slaps away his hand, he grabs him and runs up the rope hitting and arm drag into a twisting toranto ddt. Mr. Sandman rolls to the outside, but Rabbit rushes around the ring, his anxiety is getting to him… there he goes over the top ropes a suidide front flip onto mr sandman on the outside!”
PAT- “Rabbit said he was going to the limit here tonight Dick.”
DICK- “Mr Sandman clubs Rabbit in the skull and then delivers a headbutt. He has him set up for Queen Annes revenge…. But Rabbit counters! The Jackrabbit!! Now he locks him into the sagatarius bow! Mr. Sandman has nowhere to go he is fading out. He crawls to the bottom rope but Rabbit releases and stomps on him. Spits green mist into sandmans face then latches them into a standing choke hold signaling the move, He will then conduct a battering ram bend and executes a hard impact reverse STO that is The Strikeout! He goes for the cover… One… Two… Mr. Sandman again kicks out. Rabbit is beside himself what will he have to do to put him away?”
PAT- “Hard to say Dick, but he is sure trying.”
DICK- “MR Sandman charges, and Rabbit dodges out of the way, Sandman hits the turnbuckle. And now Rabbit with another Jackrabbit!! He has the pinfall…. One… Two… Three!!! Rabbit does it!!! God Oh my Gawd!!!”
PAT- “IT took everything Rabbit had to get the job done, but he did it. Mr. Sandman is out cold.”
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April Freshshowre a local girl wanting to make it in journalisim rushes down the hallway to AJ Riot.
April- “Mister Riot… please… people want to know why you are popping up all over tonight?
He looks in her direction then snags the microphone from her angrily.
AJ Riot- “I will tell you why… because I want to, because I can, because IWS is slacking in some aggression and assertiveness. This is my way of being progressive and voicing my opinion.”
April- “Was it your intent to lose to your Mistress tonight?’
The question makes him so angry he walks off without a single comment.
April- “Mister Riot….wait…please….
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--MAIN EVENT—
IWS Universe Championship Match – Single Match
(C) Aiden Cash vs. Ryan Sharpe
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DICK-“Ryan and Aidan start this off like a forrest fire, first Sharpe hits some strikes, and Cash hits him back the intensity of each punch growing greater. Ryan Irish whips Cash into the ropes and lowers his head, so cash kicks sharpe in the face. He bounces back off the ropes and into a jumping spin ddt! Ryan seems a little dazed by that move.
PAT-“Arent we all a little dazed by it Dick.
DICK-“Cash goes to run off the ropes and Jt grabs him. The ref signals for him and Primo to leave ringside!
PAT-“Amazingly fast huh Dick?
DICK-“Cash is hammering away on sharpe wearing him down what amazing conditioning the champion is displaying. There is a suplex from cash to sharpe and a quick cover. One...two... ryan kicks out.
PAT-“Sharpe does not seem with it in this match Dick. Who is this???
DICK-“I hear that guy is named Johnny Malloy...aka Pat...The Sidewinder. Oh Sharpe blocks a punch and kicks Cash, but her is taken down with a side headlock. Is The Sidewinder going to talk???"
Johnny Malloy(aka Sidewinder) -- "I want to fi...fight the Specialist *hicup* I said I want to fight The specialist!!!"
DICK- "Sharpe kicks himself out of the hold and both men are back up...clothesline from the two of them. Both men go down hard. Wait is this guy getting into the ring? He is drunk Pat very very drunk.
PAT-“Well they know one another so well Ryan and Cash, but does anybody know this drunkard?? Here comes security. You think Sharpe is mad about Cash being champion? Like cash said he is? maybe this guy is just mad about wanting a match??"
DICK-“No idea Pat, the Ref is making sure the guy leaves though...Ryan and Cash are back up...OH CASH HITS HIM WITH BRASS KNUCKLES!! Did you see that Pat! The champion is such a cheat!! I know the champion is fighting to keep the belt, but come on that could end a man's life! He hides them away but the damnage is done. He has Sharpe locked into it....That move you love...
PAT-“THE CA$H CRAB!
DICK-“Shape looks around and struggles to get free I dont think he can make it. Cash arches that leg even more, wow that looks painful, will Ryan tap out?
PAT- “No he kicks Aidan away from him! Do you see Ryan bleeding Dick?! It has to be from that illegeal shot with the knucks!"
DICK-“That leg looks tender now, I doubt Sharpe could handle another one. The men lock up Sharpe is stronger and attempts a suplex, but Cash blocks him and delivers a suplex of his own. The fans are booing his arrogance though, cash seems to not notice the negativity.
PAT- “Who wants to be negative these days what a downer you are Dick.
DICK-“Cash punches Sharpe and stands him up there is and eye rake listen to the boos! Cash stomps on Ryan's toe and kicks him in the gut. There is a russian legsweep and another pinfall...one...two...Shape once more kicks out. Uh-oh this is it...the cash crrab...no Ryan kicks him away...Aidan with a shinning wizzard! Now he is setting Sharpe up...the stop light, that crucifix powerbomb has this match ended....Cash goes for the cover. One...two....three. there is your winner and STILL IWS Universe champion...Aidan Cash.
PAT- “Yea mister Ca$h Crab got it done with the stop light. Whats this?
DICK-“Aj Riot is coming out here...
Riot's music fades and he paces on the stage. "One...two...three...wow how does it feel defending against a Clark guy...a guy that doesnt deliver...a guy with no heart...no passion. I am not out here to tell you I hate you or to tell you I admire you....Cash I am out here to make a point. I coulda been the Extinction champion tonight but I want something greater....you got it...right there...That Universe championship.”
PAT- “Cash is signaling for Riot to come and get it...things could get heavy fast.
“Hehe nah that would be too easy. I been through hell and high water this year. How about we call the next event September to Dismember instead of Lunar Madness...and Cash i am fixing on tearing you apart.”
DICK- “Those are some hard hitting words. Looks like Riot has challenged Cash for the universe title will he accept. Tune into Injection and find out. Thank you for joining us ladies and gentlemen god bless and take your medication.
