Post by Dax Clark on May 24, 2014 15:27:52 GMT -5
-Scene fades in on the office of Dax Clark. He is pacing in his office behind his desk.
Clark:"As you can see my office is empty this week. That's because we have business of IWS here as a whole. I get asked lot's of questions every week. The one I always here the most is. Where is Queen Sophie? When IWS was reopened I was promised Queen Sophie was going to be around to help. Where has she been? Sitting in here office. Collecting a pay check. Getting richer then she already is. I am asking all the wrestlers to give Queen Sophie a vote of NO CONFIDENCE!"
-Dax gives a thumbs down to the camera.
Clark:"I'm asking all wrestlers no matter who they are. To come to my office. (Office Hours). A vote yes, or a vote no. I don't care either way. Just make sure your voice is heard. This is what's best for business. Queen Sophie needs to be held responsible for her in actions. If it wasn't for my intuitive, and leadership abilities. No, Amazon would be booked to wrestle. Any, and all Amazons who wrestle should ask Queen Sophie. Why is Dax Clark booking us? Give Queen Sophie a no vote of confidence like me."
-Dax goes, and sits behind his desk.
Clark:"Now we can get on to the state of IWS. We had our annual Rebirth pay per view, and let me tell you. It's probably one of the better pay per views we have had. So, Ryan Sharpe won the battle royal. I was a little mad about that. Then I realized that during the match Angel Love puked on him. So it was obvious she was in no shape to wrestle, or she probably would have won. Electra King, and Judith Eva was my kind of Amazon match. It had some good ole face clawing. Short match, but the newbie got the victory."
-Dax folds his hands on his desk.
Clark:"The next match on the card was scheduled to be a tag team title match. Due to Revelation being to drunk to wrestle, and Angel Love have projectile vomit. I was once again forced to make all the decisions. So I quickly changed it into a singles match, and Josie Pleasure won to keep the tag team titles. Rabbit some how beat Mufasa, and Dwayne Nameth. I'm still not sure how that really happened, but we all seen it. Just like we all seen Josie Pleasure in my office. Team Clark forever mother fuckers."
"Then we had the Gathering match. This match was freaking crazy, and in The End Ryan Sharpe pulled out the victory. He eliminated Josie Pleasure, and beat Aiden Cash to the top of the ladder. Raven, Primo, and AJ Riot all failed in there job. They let a member of The End get the championship. I don't see any of them getting title matches for a long time to come. I'm not that kind of boss though. I'm an asshole, but I treat everybody fair. So you three just need to buck up, and prove yourself again."
"In a twist that nobody seen coming though. Aiden Cash turned out to not be Aiden Cash, but Paroxysm. Everybody was surprised, but me. I mean come on people. I'm Dax freaking Clark. I'm like the man. I know everything. Aiden Cash rushed out there, and cashed in his Mayhem Briefcase. So Rebirth ended in a good ending. The End was defeated, and we crowned a new champion. So if you see Aiden Cash in the warehouse sometime. Make sure you congratulate him on his Universe Championship Win."
-Scene fades out.
Clark:"As you can see my office is empty this week. That's because we have business of IWS here as a whole. I get asked lot's of questions every week. The one I always here the most is. Where is Queen Sophie? When IWS was reopened I was promised Queen Sophie was going to be around to help. Where has she been? Sitting in here office. Collecting a pay check. Getting richer then she already is. I am asking all the wrestlers to give Queen Sophie a vote of NO CONFIDENCE!"
-Dax gives a thumbs down to the camera.
Clark:"I'm asking all wrestlers no matter who they are. To come to my office. (Office Hours). A vote yes, or a vote no. I don't care either way. Just make sure your voice is heard. This is what's best for business. Queen Sophie needs to be held responsible for her in actions. If it wasn't for my intuitive, and leadership abilities. No, Amazon would be booked to wrestle. Any, and all Amazons who wrestle should ask Queen Sophie. Why is Dax Clark booking us? Give Queen Sophie a no vote of confidence like me."
-Dax goes, and sits behind his desk.
Clark:"Now we can get on to the state of IWS. We had our annual Rebirth pay per view, and let me tell you. It's probably one of the better pay per views we have had. So, Ryan Sharpe won the battle royal. I was a little mad about that. Then I realized that during the match Angel Love puked on him. So it was obvious she was in no shape to wrestle, or she probably would have won. Electra King, and Judith Eva was my kind of Amazon match. It had some good ole face clawing. Short match, but the newbie got the victory."
-Dax folds his hands on his desk.
Clark:"The next match on the card was scheduled to be a tag team title match. Due to Revelation being to drunk to wrestle, and Angel Love have projectile vomit. I was once again forced to make all the decisions. So I quickly changed it into a singles match, and Josie Pleasure won to keep the tag team titles. Rabbit some how beat Mufasa, and Dwayne Nameth. I'm still not sure how that really happened, but we all seen it. Just like we all seen Josie Pleasure in my office. Team Clark forever mother fuckers."
"Then we had the Gathering match. This match was freaking crazy, and in The End Ryan Sharpe pulled out the victory. He eliminated Josie Pleasure, and beat Aiden Cash to the top of the ladder. Raven, Primo, and AJ Riot all failed in there job. They let a member of The End get the championship. I don't see any of them getting title matches for a long time to come. I'm not that kind of boss though. I'm an asshole, but I treat everybody fair. So you three just need to buck up, and prove yourself again."
"In a twist that nobody seen coming though. Aiden Cash turned out to not be Aiden Cash, but Paroxysm. Everybody was surprised, but me. I mean come on people. I'm Dax freaking Clark. I'm like the man. I know everything. Aiden Cash rushed out there, and cashed in his Mayhem Briefcase. So Rebirth ended in a good ending. The End was defeated, and we crowned a new champion. So if you see Aiden Cash in the warehouse sometime. Make sure you congratulate him on his Universe Championship Win."
-Scene fades out.
