Post by AJ on Jan 10, 2014 16:32:03 GMT -5
Opening up backstage we hear a loud whip crack and then someone shouting "No!" A high and low chuckle together chime in. A voice as Sharpe as barbwire hushes them all.
Pain- "Silence!"
Mr. Sandman the biggest kneels in the back of the King brothers, Christian on the right of James.
Christian- "Please, James jus..."
Pain- "Shut it!"
She pressed the heel of her foot into his chest an Christian lets himself fall over like a tree. James smirks and then giggles only for Mistress Pain to pull his chin towards her face aggressively.
Pain- "Am I laughing?"
He shook his head no, but could not wipe away the wide grin across his face as he looked at her fiercely.
Pain- "Things are not suppose to feel nice, I keep you from bad things. I prepare you for the worst of hell. You don't get to tell me what to do, who to deliver misery to the world or so says The prophecy, well then let me do it."
Down the hallway AJ Riot is being released from his holding cell. By orders of Dax Clark neither Josie or Angel is allowed to be there when he is escorted to the ring. They grab the chains cuffed to him and a team of six security guards lead him in the direction of Mistress Pain's little gathering. The rattling of the metal links bounces towards her going louder the nearer he gets till he is right in front of her. Upon hearing Mistress bark orders, Riot is giddy with anticipation at finally getting some alone time with Mistress, but as he comes around the corner he see Sandman and the King brother's before her. Now all the excitement vanishes and anger takes over, but he refuses to show his emotions the security of his wrestling attire and mask protecting himself. Mistress cracks her whip which made Riot paused and turn ever so slightly to look over his shoulder as he could have sworn she beckoned to him, but alas he was mistaken as security suddenly comes up from behind hiding her from his view to escort him to the ring. She stands there smirking as the scene fades out and goes in on ringside.
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Monster's Ball Match
AJ Riot
vs.
Revelation
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Ding Ding Ding!
Slayer's song Dead skin mask plays, the guitars and drums making a trance in the atmosphere.
how I've waited for you to come I've been here all alone now that you've arrived please stay a while and I promise I won't keep you long I'll keep you forever
The music continues in a repetitive melody, and then the drums chime and pound. Riot walks out with red lights and fog, he has guards in white uniforms holding chains leading him out. They release him at the ring and he leaps u on the apron freezing and staring in the center.
Graze the skin with my finger tips
The brush of dead cold flesh pacifies [sings 'appease'] the means
Provoking images delicate features so smooth
A pleasant fragrance in the light of the moon
Dance with the dead in my dreams
Listen to their hallowed screams
The dead have taken my soul
Temptation's lost all control
Riot is wearing red and black with a red mask having a black jigsaw puzzle piece over his face. He looks at the fans attempting to reach out to touch him, as he stares and then rolls under the bottom rope into the ring. The music gets heavier and faster as she walks with an evil grin across her lips.
Simple smiles elude psychotic eyes
Lose all mind control rationale declines
Empty eyes enslave the creations
Of placid faces and lifeless pageants
In the depths of a mind insane
Fantasy and reality are the same
AJ watches as the guards line up on the outside between him and the fans, but the mask keeping his expression blank. Mistress crawls under he bottom rope and tugs As the fog dissipates Riot looks over at them and shakes his head before pacing like a caged animal.
Dick Mondo”riot looks like he wants to go crazy to anyone who steps in his way."
Pat cummings”why on earth wouldn't he Dick? the man was in a cage for 24 hours leading up to this night."
The arena goes black as "Riot" by Three Days Grace begins to play. The entrance fills with green lighting and smoke. Once the chorus hits, Rich "Revelation" Juarez makes his way out looking in a lot better shape then last time we all seen him. Pyro begins showering from each side as he stands behind it with his arms in the air. Once the pyro subsides, he runs down to the ring, jumps up on the ring apron, grabs the top rope, jumps in the air and slides in the ring between the bottom and middle ropes.
Dick Mondo”Revelation looks pumped up for this match. he seems like the cell did nothing to intemadate him"
Pat cummings”the man looks like he wanted to be there all along"
Riot sits in the corner looking down as the bell rings to start the match, and Revelation charges at him!
Ding ding!
Riot is knee'd hard in the head and then stumbles upright. Revelation grabs his arm and pulls him towards the ropes with an Irish whip delivering a stiff dropkick as Riot rebounds at him. Riot is quick to get back to his feet, but Revelation grabs him by the back of the head, he manages to reverse Rev's hold to a tie up and then hits a hard kick to the gut. Revelation stumbles but punches Riot fast then grabs his head yanking it towards his knee and then delivers a side kick. Swiftly Revelation grabs him and delivers a Russian Legsweep to Riot. Not stopping there Revelation locks Riot into a front face lock, but he powers his way up!
Riot delivers a right punch to the gut and then a left jab to Rev's face. Kicking Revelation off him for separation Riot charges at him hitting Take the Call! (clothesline from hell) Both men stand up and throw a punch at one another Revelation showing more aggression as he delivers a chop t Riot's chest and then drives him face first into the top turnbuckle.
Dick Mondo”riot looks to be getting more of the beating in this one pat."
Pat cummings”you got that right dick rev is creating a whole new meaning to the term over kill."
Riot grabs his face, and Revelation gives him no time to breathe punching him hard and then going for a Vertical Suplex, but Riot blocks it and hits Revelation in the throat before planting him with The Dying Quiver! Running toward his opponent Rev and then leaps hitting a spiked reverse STO! Revelation's face hit the mat hard, and Riot turned around quickly applying The Last Laugh wrenching Rev's neck as he had it trapped between his caves. Revelation pushes and struggles to break the hold and Riot starts laughing and rocking as he pulls on Revelation's neck more!
Dick Mondo” riot is coming back strong with that submission pat."
Pat cummings”damm right! maybe the comeback of the year dick!"
Revelation is able to roll around and kicks Riot in the face, the two grab at one another, but Riot is the stronger one who pushes Revelation to the corner only for him to whip Riot around and unleash a combination of punches at the corner. Riot is staggering, but takes a hard punch and keeps on standing. He wraps his arms around Revelation holding him with a lack luster Bear Hug. Revelation elbows him in the shoulder, but Riot pushed him down with his weight and then thumped down on Revelation's back to apply a camel clutch. Riot pressed the bottom of his boot into Revelation's head and shoved him down to the mat before standing up and kicking him over. He showed disrespect toying with Revelation as he tried to get up breathing heavier.
Riot yanks him upright and drives a shoulder into Revelation's yanking him back over again by his arm. AJ keeps attacking as he opens up a spot to hit his KTFO Revelation falls back and Riot goes for a pinfall. One... Twoooo... Revelation kicks out!
Dick Mondo”what the hell pat? the match isn't even over yet."
Pat cummings”them dam chicks always trying to crash the party!"
Riot lies on the ground laughing and holding his ribs before he rolls over to his stomach and presses himself up. Revelation swings at him and misses, Riot stomps on Rev's foot and surprises him as he lifts him into a suplex and pauses before he turns it into Revelation's finisher The final chapter dropping him and twisting on his neck as Riot hits the move. The fans boo the unsportsman like conduct, but Riot seem unphased as he again laughs manically and applies The Last Laugh to Revelation making him pass out from lack of oxygen. Riot is forced to release the hold and stares own at Revelation blacked out.
Dick Mondo”Revelation is out Pat!"
Pat cummings”I have eyes Dick! Riot and Revelation both were animals in this one, fighting it out like two barbarians should, it doesn't look like Riot is done though."
Riot gets out of the ring and goes over to the announcers table grabbing Pat and tossing him away. Dick got out of the way, but had his headset jerked off his head. Riot tried to talk but it was silent. He tossed it in anger and grabbed a mic off the ring announcer.
Riot- "I been gone so, so, so, so, so, long. Where am I to go? ..."
The mic as cut off as he kept talking and Cockiness by Rihanna plays on the PA system. Angel Love walks out with her tag team title around her waist and a mic in her right hand she smirks and lifts the mic as the music fades.
Angel- "I admit Josie and I do not agree on a lot, but I am stopping you right here AJ. You don't know what is good for you right now, but we do."
He didn't have time to prepare himself as Josie came out of the crowd and shoved a pie into Riots face and shocked him. Josie hits her Knife Bomb onto Riot and Angel made her way to her tag team partner as she pulled Riot up and the two carry him out of the place with the scene fading.
Dick Mondo”Why do people walk all over us?!"
Pat cummings”because Riot is insane Dick! What is up with the tag team champions taking him, does this guy need witness protection?"
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Going backstage to Dax Clark's office we see the large Big Steve standing there looking professional as Dax is speaking to him.
Dax- "I want you to keep a tight ship, don't cave into anyone! Least of all Queen Sophie, you know who is better around here? I am... things are getting heavy and I don't like things that way Steve. Things are going insane outside this office, and I won't put up with it...neither should you as the Barbarian GM!"
He turned and slapped the big guy hard and got a look of utter shock. Dax pointed sternly at him before speaking.
Dax- "Don't be a bitch! I am counting on you to get things done while I am on vacation. Dax Clark needs to be away from this nuthouse for a change. I need to look after me, number one, the most important person on this God forsaken earth."
He walks out of his office and the cameras fade out to black before we go back to ringside where Dick and Pat are regaining their composure after the rampage of AJ Riot earlier.
Dick Mondo”well damm pat people leaving left and right 1st riot now Dax."
Pat cummings”well everyone has a right to a day off now and then dick."
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Tag Team Match for IWS Tag Team CHAMPIONSHIP
Josie Pleasure & Angel Love
Vs.
Christian King & James King
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Ding Ding Ding!
The cameras swing in as Miseria Cantare by AFI plays W/ Brother Christian, James makes his way to the ring and enters in the dim lights awaiting the start of this tag team title match.
Dick Mondo”Christan looks ready for his match after his wiping...i mean oh never mind!"
Pat cummings”your joking right dick? i mean he and his brother got the best view in the house lucky...."
dick" lets get to the match already."
*Josie steps onto the stage as she grinds her hips from side to side, slowly working her hands up the
sides of her body then throws them up into the air displaying metal
signs. She flashes a twisted smile as she strolls down the ramp never
taking her eyes off the ring that lies before her. Once there, she
rolls inside pulling herself to the center and arching her back in what
is known in yoga as an upward facing dog. Pushing her ample breasts
outward and throwing her head back in what can only described as
orgasmic fashion. Making the men in the audience shout with cat calls
and whistles.
Dick Mondo”that gives me a pointer to the north pole pat."
Pat cummings”i am sure it dose dick but moving on."
My LeftOvers By Procelian And The Tramps Angel walks out with an egotistical smile on her face lifting her arms in the air like a royal princess and winking at the camera as it zoomes in on her. She struts down the way to the ring like a movie star she smirks at the lusty hands reaching for her, but she just walks by them.
She walks up the ring stairs and puts her self half way in the ring, then bends back out smirking at the crowd and slowly going the rest of the way through the middle rope entering the ring. She hops up as her name is announced she raises her hands again as the announcer proclaims who she is. and taunts the crowd.
Dick Mondo”and now the angel of the insane house MRS angel love graces the public."
Pat cummings”dam dick we in heaven i just don't what type but i do know we in heaven. Angels and Pleasure all around whooooo!"
Ding, Ding!
Things start off with Josie and Christian first, he is able to get a good grip on her, but Josie overpowers him and reverses his headlock into a wristlock. Christian elbows himself free, but Josie is quick to kick him in the gut and drag him over for a tag in to Angel, the two of them preform a double team clothesline and Angel adds on to the assault with a Russian legsweep she goes for a pinfall, but James breaks up up with a hard aggressive punt t her ribs. Josie was fast to jump in the ring and delivers a clothesline to James though and then was forced to her corner by the Ref.
Dick Mondo”this is already starting out good pat but angel trying to get in before she is even tagged."
Pat cummings”one thing the king brothers have got to remember is this is for the gold."
Christian Irish whips Angel to the corner and is able to hit his The Holy Dog running to the corner and hitting a knee and bulldog combo. He tags in James and the two switch out, James has a sinister smirk as he pulls Angel up by the air and tilts her upsidedown and over his shoulder planting her to the mat with an Oklahoma Slam, Angel rolls to her stomach and James stays on her. He latches his arms around her waist hitting a German suplex and then rolls into another, and a third... Betrayed Times Three!
Dick Mondo”James is a learner pat who learned from the best."
Pat cummings”come on ladies!"
He stands up taunting Josie and then pulling Angel to his corner tagging his brother back in as they do a double back breaker. It seems Christian will close this, as he attempts to hit his Stairway to Heaven, but Angel counters with a backcracker, she struggles to her corner and makes a dramatic tag into to Josie at the same time that Christian tags in James!
The two rush at each other, but James is hit with a clothesline, he gets right back up and Josie punches him then Irish Whips him to the corner. James doedges out of the way, but Josie was aware enough to stop herself from crashing to the corner. James not noticing is stunned with Josie grabs him and lifts him on her shoulders hitting her Electric Shock! Josie goes for the pinfall. Ooooooooooooooone... TwOoooooooo... Thr NO! James with the shoulder up at Two and a half!
Dick Mondo”that was close there pat."
Pat cummings”your telling me dick."
Josie delivers a headbutt, and then James delivers one of his own to Josie. He grabs the back of her head and hits a Snap suplex out of nowhere! He kneels up and crosses his heart like a prayer and stalks Josie as she coughs for breath and stands up, he applies his submission Peace of Pain, the fullnelson locked on tightly. Josie makes herself stiff and attempts to drop out of the hold but James apples a scissors to his hold and drops to the mat. Angel rushed in and broke it up with a stomp to James' face. Christian met her as he grabbed a handfull of her hair and tossed her to the outside. The ref grabs Christian and forces him to the outside corner. James stands back up near the ropes and sees Josie stumble upright in the middle of the ring. He delivers a running jumping knee smash to her face and falls down quickly going for a pinfall. Ooooooooooooooone... TwOoooooooo... Thr NO! This time Josie kicks out at two and a half. The fans are eating this up roaring loudly with cheers.
Dick Mondo "this can go anyway pat."
Pat cummings”listen to the fans dick."
Angel was cheering on Josie to make a tag as she slowly was crawling up in their corner. Christian motioned for a tag from his brother who was colored with frustration at Josie's kickout. He tags in Josie and Christian goes in for the finish. He lifts up Josie and laughs as he goes for Stairway to Heaven, but Josie counters with a DDT! She sits up and wobbles around before crawling to her corner. Christian seems out cold as James is livid in his corner.
Dick Mondo”uh oh pat Christan is out cold and the females have the upper hand"
Pat cummings” its anyone's game dick!"
Angel hops into the ring bouncing off the ropes and hitting her Flying Guillotine leg drop across Christian's throat. She jumped up and hits The Love Injection to James' face. She dances around with the fans roaring loudly for her and a wide smile on her face. Christian was laid out in the middle of the ring and she smirks before applying Sweet Dreams tugging his arms back with lots of leverage. He shook his head, but as she touqued back more on his back too Christian had to shout out and passed out. The Ref signaled for the end of the match and broke up Angel's lock.
Ding, Ding!
She stood up as the tag titles were handled to her and Josie both ladies looking like they had been through war. Josie exits grabbing her title leaving Angel to trail behind her as she seems in a slight rush to return backstage.
Dick Mondo”the females did it pat. they remain champs."
Pat cummings”but why did Josie go the back so quick?"
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As the scene opens Dax clark is making his way to the parking lot. Then a bunch of masked thugs sidelined him and place a bag over his head hitting him with batons. Dax falls to the ground as they pick him up and carry him away, all this being seen from the security footage in the parking.
We go back to ringside an the unaware Dick and at as Seasons Beatings gets ready for the IWS Universe championship match.
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Casket Match for IWS UNIVERSE CHAMPIONSHIP
Ryan Sharpe(C)
vs.
Raven Trueblood
© Promo video before the match www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyzArOVjtQI
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Ding, Ding, Ding!
:: the casket gets pushed down slowly as the song plays through the arena the picture on the casket is raven and Ryan face to face for the very Last time as the song stops and raven’s theme Hit’s the pa system as the fans begin to cheer. the ramp turns blue as smoke fells the room and raven walks onto the ramp. he taunts as pyros go off and walks down and slides into the ring. He then passes the casket and looks inside seeing he might end up there tonight as he then slides into the ring he then knells down in the corner and begins to pray as his song stops and we waits for Ryan Sharpe to make his way to the ring.::
Dick Mondo "raven looks ready for the match of the year i hope his body is. pat" he looks really EMO dick."
Pat cummings “the match to decide the champion once and for all." pat" lets go Sharpe lets go!"
::as Ryan’s music hits the fans start to boo as a custom made Tron was made for him.
My way by Limp Bizkit starts to blast across the warehouse and the fans take notice at Ringside.
"Special
You think you're special
You do
I can see it in your eyes
I can see it when you laugh at me
Look down on me
You walk around on me
Just one more fight
About your leadership
And I will straight up
Leave your shit
Cause I've had enough of this
And now I'm pissed"
-And now i'm pissed goes across the warehouse, a blonde long haired man comes out from the back. He is wearing a black tshirt, and blue wrestling tights. Ryan looks at the fans in disgust, and strolls arrogantly to the ring. He walks to the steps, and climbs them into the ring.The music stops as the ring announcer begins to speak.
Kristine Otto” ladies and gentleman! The next match is schooled for one fall and is your main event of the evening! The challenger is standing at 5’9 weighing 230lbs he hails from Lakeland Florida! He is the crow raven true blood!”
: The fans cheer as she continues. ::
Kristine Otto”And the champion standing 6’3 weighting today at 265libs he hails from Hartford Connecticut he is the “epitome of evolution” give it up for Ryan Sharpe!”
: The fans boo him but he ignores them as she exits the ring and the bell sounds to start the match.
Ding, Ding!
Dick Mondo “here we go pat. the match to decide the champion once and for all."
Pat cummings “lets go Sharpe lets go!"
Both man stare down the other as they wait for the other to make the 1st move. Ryan watches as Raven smirked and licked his lips, all the while talking smack to Raven. Then Raven goes for the attack as Ryan takes him down and begins to go after raven with punches to the head and body. Ryan pulled Raven up and delivered a snap suplex then locked him into a sleeper, but Raven was able to drop down with a countering cutter. Ryan rolled out of the ring to cause some separation and the fans boo at him.
Raven paces inside the ring and then rushes at Ryan leaping over the ropes and don on top of Ryan Sharpe. The fans cheer loudly seeing The Crow take flight, he stands up laughing as he holds his ribs and then nails Ryan hard in the forehead with a right fist. Ryan blocks another punch and kicks Raven before spearing him hard into the steel steps at ringside causing a loud clatter. Ryan and Raven are both hurting as they roll around on the floor Sharpe being the first one to his feet. Raven is pulled back up, but ducks a backhand chop from Ryan and counters with The nail in the back!
Dick Mondo “right off the bat we have the nail in the back this could end it pat!"
Pat cummings “dammit Ryan!"
Ryan is down and Raven grabs his arm dragging him towards the casket. He picks Ryan up and puts him on his shoulder, Raven shoves Ryan at the casket but he jolts awake at the sight of the thing and pushes himself away from it. Raven puts Ryan down and delivers a elbow to the face, Ryan delivers a low blow kick to Raven and staggers away holding his bottom jaw. Ryan gets a look of anger and picks up raven for an arm drag he wrenches on the arm wanting to break it as raven screams in pain.
Ryan lets up on the hold and pulls Raven up to hit a Inverted Headlock Backbreaker. Raven tries to come back but Ryan stops him in his steps with a Knee to Face. As Ryan throws raven to the turn buckle he starts kicking raven as raven slowly goes down as he forces his boot into raven’s neck as the Ref begs for him to release it and then gets himself involved. Ryan slaps the ref and tells him to mind his own business or he'll get fired. He then begins to laugh as the fans start to boo and he circles Raven who is attempting to get up. First Ryan stomps on his fingers and then kicked Trueblood in the ribs, Raven gets up slowly and mounts a comeback. He blocks Ryan from kicking him and then takes him down with a clothesline! Raven stands up with Ryan in his hands and tosses him back into the ring. Raven is going to the top rope, but Ryan is back to his feet. Raven went for a diving double axe handle and Ryan counters with a dropkick, and gets thrown over the rope to the outside.
Dick Mondo “raven gets thrown to the outside this is far from over."
Pat cummings “that's right Ryan team clark all the way!"
Ryan is still on the offensive as raven is trying to come back but gets thrown to the barricade as his back begins to be in pain. Ryan then starts toying with raven as he begins to slap raven in the face and talk some trash. The fans begin to boo even more as raven gets mocked only for Sharpe to mouth off at them. He pulls Raven up and delivers a DDT! He laughs and pulls up Raven tossing him in the casket, Sharpe laughs and then shuts the lid, BUT Raven blocks it from being shut at the last second and pushes the lid back open. He sits up and punches Ryan hard right in the nose making is dizzle blood. Ryan grabs his face and Raven stands up and jumps out of the casket onto Ryan with a diving clothesline. Raven then starts to come to shaking out the cobwebs as he pushes Ryan into the ring apron hard and hits left and rights as Ryan’s back begins to hurt the more Raven slams him into the ring apron again and again. He then throws Ryan at the barricade and delivers a jumping right hook! Ryan is knocked down hard and seems to be dizzy, Raven one again picks up Ryan who attempts to get dropped punching Raven in the face aggressively as he sees himself getting closer to the casket. He elbows Raven and is drops, but Raven is fast to hit The Wicked Path on Ryan, he sits up and looks at Sharpe laying out cold on the ground. Raven tilts his head and grabs Ryan squeezing his head like a grape as he lifts him up and tosses him half way into the casket. Ryan is still out, and Raven pushes his feet over his head into the casket and grabs the lid pausing to savor the moment as he stares at Ryan Sharpe, but Ryan grabs Raven in desperation and punches him. Raven drives an elbow into Ryan's face and slams the lid off his face trapping Sharpe under it.
Ding, Ding!
Dick Mondo “"my gawd raven did it! raven is the new champ!"
Pat cummings “" dammit Ryan, dax is not going to be happy. why god why?"
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With a lot of smoke up in the air out of a large cardboard box we hear from inside the smoking box a Alejandro Primo praying.
Primo- "Heavenly father, Jesus Christ our Lord and Savior Pleeeeeeease keep Robert in the downstairs so that we might join in green fellowship upstairs. I have nothing against the dude other then he'd come at me and I do not live by the sword so please on't make me die by it. praise the lord Amen!'
Love Dr "amen!"
Primo- "ass that shit before Queen Shopie finds us... (hits bowl) ... Dr you seen that woman boy she could be in charge of The Primo she needs a severant boy nah mean...peah...peah...Pain.."
Love Dr "Hahahahaha!"
Primo "You cut off, see that's what you nee bro stamina. How you gonna hang, I mean not like you haven't been in the showers..Rabbit hahaha .... ahhhh... (hits bowl) ... This for Rabbit!"
Love Dr "yay!"
Primo "See what I mean now you too God Damn happy, chill it down. Hahaha. But seriously you can handle boogie woogie choo choo man and I will take the pain, I am doing it for the team. You know you a part of Size doesn't Matter now. As you very well know The Primo has no problem with that, sheer curiosity will draw them in like moths to a flame. I bet she is jealous! That's Right baby she is jealous of The Primo I am bigger badder and not at all a tamable beast! Whoooo! You feeling this broski?....(Hits Bowl) ... We got this, I mean when push comes to shove you know I am gonna pull out the long game better then you homie, no offense. You part of the team now but you still got to be better then Rabbit he the girl of the group...the dude that gets stuff done fast and in a hurry or crashes and burns... mmm burn."
love dr" man you be high and thats not good for you health but what the hell do i know,"
Primo "You the dumb dick in this box with me .... shhh ... you hear that??"
love dr" nah man i hear money and bitches love money"
Primo "You stupid.... no...Out there..."
The box flies up and smoke consumes the scene leaving us with only a view of white smoke.
Primo "The peepers! Run!"
Love Dr "the clinic is closed today tho!"
As the scene fades we see The smoke starting to lift with McLovin and Primo bolting it away from the cameras.
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+++Hurriclark beating up Jerrick in the Mayhem match+++
Holiday Mayhem - For the 'Mayhem' Briefcase
(Can be cashed in for a "surprise" Universe Title Shot up until a year)
Aidan Cash
vs.
Mistress Pain
vs.
'The Gifted One' Jerrick Hadrian
vs.
'The Love Dr." Travis McLovin
vs.
Mr. Sandman
vs.
Alejandro Primo
- A Triple Cage match involves three cages stacked on top of each other, with each cage decreasing in size from the bottom up. Winner is the first to make it to the top and claim the Holiday Mayhem briefcase.-
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Ding, Ding, Ding!
The 12 year old that got paid in orange Faygo presses play on the Casio boombox and One For the Road by the Arctic Monkeys blares over the simulated surround sound. Out from behind the curtain steps Aidan Cash holding a black sign with read lettering that reads "I'm Aidan Cash." Aidan Cash starts walking down to the ring and hands the sign off to some random cripple kid (except it's not random, it's actually Christopher Reeves~! What a twist!). Aidan slides in the ring face first and springs to his feet, ready for action with the large cage surrounding him and the other combatants.
Dick Mondo “Paro…I mean…who…Adain Cash!"
Pat cummings “Drink some more Egg nog Dick you need it. Adian Cash looked good in the last pay per view and his winning focus is not deterred by his last failure…but that’s what it was a failure Dick."
enter the sandman by metalica started to play..
The lights are dim, and The Sandman walked through the curtain wearing a hooded cloak and masked face. The fans are more afraid of him they rather they want to like him, and some boo, others don't dare speak. The Sandman walked towards the ring after pausing and Kristine Otto announced his name.
Kristine Otto: "And his opponent, from the Holy City, he is The Pope of Truth, The Sandman!"
The Sandman crawls into the ring like a snake, and then rolled around to sit up and then pulled himself up in the corner staring coldly at his opponent across the ring. The sandman removes his cloak and the lights go back to normal.
Dick Mondo” Here is the Pope of Truth and part of Mistress Pain’s dark followers."
Pat cummings”He will be her so called Knight tonight inside that cage, but she has to realize not even her minion can win this match for her, right Dick?"
Dick Mondo”These two men will start things off for four minuets and then another participant will enter and then two minuets after that."
Ding, Ding!
Mr. Sandman punches Cash head, but he fires right back and with an added knee to the gut. He grabs Sandman around the waist to take him down, but Sandman counters with a powerslam. He stands up kicking Cash and then grabbing him as Cash is to his feet and knocks his face off the top turnbuckle. Trapping Aidan Cash into the corner Mr. Sandman delivers a combo of punches and kicks before Irish whipping him hard to the opposite corner. Cash it’s the corner hard and drops face first to the ground in pain, but does not stay down long pressing himself up just in time to duck a clothesline attempt by Sandman! He quickly hits a Russian Legsweep and then jumps up and over to the ropes springing off the middle rope and performing a moonsault, but Mr. Sandman rolls out of the way. Cash is fast and able to land on his feet catching Sandman off guard and delivering a Shinning Wizard!
Cash slides out of the ring and grabs a ladder off the cage and slides it back into the ring. He then slides back into the ring, but Mr. Sandman was already back up and stomped on him as he stood up. He delivers a Sidewalk slam to Cash and quickly gets up delivering an elbow, and then another strong elbow drop. Cash is slow getting up as Sandman grabs him and suplex him over the steel ladder Cash had slide into the ring. Cash screams out loudly as the metal hit into his back. Mr. Sandman picks up the ladder and then rams it into Cash in the chest with the edge before using it to choke him. Aidan Cash kicked and struggled against Sandman but was not able to get up until Mr. Sandman decided to release him and let him get back up. Cash is out of breath and Mr. Sandman delivers a headlock takedown keeping his large arms wrapped around Cash’s neck to cut off more of his oxygen supply.
Dick Mondo ”We might have a holiday fatality the way Mr. Sandman is attempting to suffocate Mr. Cash. Someone needs to go in there and talk reason to Mr. Sandman right Pat?"
Pat cummings”Then go do it Dick, unless Mistress Pain demands it or desires it then The Pope of Truth will not listen to anyone."
Cash jerked his legs up to struggle free, and makes it to his knees as Sandman continues the pressure. Cash gives him an elbow to the ribs and then another, and a third that makes him release the hold. Quickly now Cash jumped up on the ropes and preforms a Springboard Dropkick to Mr. Sandman sending him out of the ring spinning. Cash realized the opportunity and grabs the ladder setting it up in the middle of the ring under the first ceiling opening. He starts to climb it rather easily making it half way before Sandman makes it back to a vertical base. Mr. Sandman slide into the ring, but Cash was faster up the ladder and kicked it over to create more time for himself. Mr Sandman put it back up chasing after Cash, but he was kicked in the head as he climbed through the second cage's floor. Cash pulled him up and held Mr. Sandman's arms at the side over the back of his shoulders before dropping him down on the not very supportive cage floor.
Dick Mondo ”There is no way that can be safe Pat."
Pat cummings”So that means do not try this at home...instead come on down to the Warehouse and just join us, you don't get paid but the law stays off your ass and all medical is taken care of. haha!!"
Cash delivers a Shinning Wizard to Mr. Sandman and then a jumping knee to his grounded foe. This time Aidan Cash shows us his submission skills as he applies his finisher Single Leg Crab submission onto Mr Sandman who comes to life crying out and banging his hands off the ground to try and forget the pain being inflicted. He continues to seethe and cuss trying to pull enough of himself together to fight out of the submission, Cash jumps up and lands on top of the leg he had been holding. Then he applies the move over again before Mr. Sandman can get up, but it is not locked in fully as Mr. Sandman managed to kick Cash off of him and sent him headfirst into the steel mesh wall. Mr. Sandman got up with Cash appearing dazed from the metal hitting into his skull. Mr. Sandman hit him with a right hard punch and then a left toe kick to the gut, he grabs his arm and jerked him towards him to deliver a sharp shoulder into Cash's gut driving the wind out of him.
Mr Sandman stands over Aidan and pulls him up hard nearly yanking his arm out of socket, he held him on his shoulders in a fireman's carry while the fans watched in anticipation. He laughs and hits his finisher the Holy Diver!
The impact is a lot for the cage to handle and it shakes and bends heavily. Mr Sandman does not seem interested in exiting the second cage's door to ascent door the briefcase at this opportune time, he instead he forces himself up and grabs Cash belly to belly to preform The Demonplex! Aidan flies into the cage wall and it bows out some, Mr. Sandman waits and charges at him for a spear, Cash hopes over him as he lowers his head and Mr. Sandman hit the bent steel hard the top part of the wall caving outward. Cash dropkicks Sandman to force him through the cage wall to the outside, on top of the ceiling of the first cage.
Dick Mondo ”WOW!"
Pat cummings”I know Dick! Already they bringing the roof down and we are only at three minuets. The next person to enter is gonna be my pick, freshly in and half the work is done already."
Aidan Cash grabs Sandman but is pushed back and given a stiff punch and then an Overhand punch. Cash counters as Sandman grabs for him and rakes his eyes, and then delivers a Cradle Piledriver that seems to knock Mr. Sandman out. The fans are loving this not having any love for Mr. Sandman as they cheer. Cash has some trouble getting up but manages to find his feet. He looks at the cage and stumbles towards it starting the climb to the roof and the third cage that leads to the breifcase. Mr. Sandman starts to get up climbing after him, he tugs on Cash's leg slowing him up and is kicked in the face for his effort. Cash jumps at him hitting a clothesline off the cage that takes them both t the first cage ceiling crashing hard and bowing the cheep metal. (4:00) Sandman grabs Cash though showing some gingerness in his back no as he has trouble standing straight up. He winces and Cash counters with a Russian Legsweep again hitting that bending spot in the cage making the fans gasp!
BUZZ!!!
Dick Mondo ”Who is it now?!"
Come on!
Save some for me, it's what I like.
I wanna play, you know it's time.
Something is calling, I can't keep from falling.
Come on!
It's on!
Now see it's my fault, angels stabbing me inside.
Nothing changes, just rearranges, for me this time.
Once I cave in, what can I fight?
I can never win, my self I don't like,
I don't like, I don't like, I don't like.
Something is calling, I can't keep from falling.
Come on!
It's on!
You see it's my fault, angels stabbing me inside.
Nothing changes, just rearranges, for me this time.
This time. This... time.
For me, inside. Put me inside.
Hold me, this time. Put me inside.
Come on!
It's on!
Pyro's start to explode, and Jerrick comes walking out to the back..
Dick Mondo” The gifted One looks in shape, and he very well could become the winner here tonight."
Pat cummings”If he is even gifted, I call his bullshit, you know why because I can Dick."
Jerrick enters the cage and looks up at the men on the roof as he walks closer to the ladder and climbs up. Mr. Sandman is back up and throwing punch for punch at Aidan Cash both the men seeming able to match the other. Jerrick charged at Cash with a big boot, but he dodged it and Jerrick stumbled on the edge of the cage ceiling. Cash dropkicks him in the back and sends Jerrick forward crashing into the announcer's table. The fans all roar and some say "Holy Shit!" Cash had little time to celebrate as Mr. Sandman delivers a belly to back suplex knocking Cash's skull into the second cage wall, Mr. Sandman stood up and crows at the air hitting his fist off his chest.
Jerrick is on the ground struggling to get up and falling back on his face. Mr. Sandman is the first one back up his attention focused squarely on Aidan Cash. He picks him up as the buzzer goes off again!
BUZZ!!!
The song begins to play as the fans begin to boo right away with a few spread out cheers.
"Sometimes somethin' beautiful happens
In this world
You don't know how to express yourself
So you just gotta sing
I just had sex and it felt so good"
The DR comes out with his pants unzipped and quickly zips them pulling his sunglasses back up and fixes his hair before dancing to the ring. he then makes his way down to the ring trying to find a girl to have sex with even tho the song said he just had sex a few minutes ago. He gets into the ring and looks up at Sandman and Cash with a wide smirk before posing for the fans with a sexy dance to his theme music.
Dick Mondo ”The Love Doctor is in the house!”
Pat cummings ”Love don’t live here anymore Dick, so tell his infested dirty ass to get right the hell back out. Why would that loser ever win a match as brutal and unforgiving as the Holiday Mayhem? Look at our table! Look at The Gifted one Hahahaha!"
Dick Mondo ”wait didn't you pic him?”
Pat cummings ”Shut your pie hole or Josie and Angel will shove one in it for you... mmm what would I have to do to trade you spots?"
love dr gets right to work stumbling from his time hot boxing with Primo backstage. as he goes to fight one of the men he did not think this through to well as Jerrick stood up grabbing him he screamed loudly. "I don't swing that way!" He pushes Jerrick away and hits the night out (ddt!) He entered the cage and grabs Sandman but so countered sandman shook his head and then through him through the cage onto jerrick.
dick" my gawd we are piling it up on the outside pat!"
pat" the dr has left for lunch ha left for lunch." cash tries to get a comeback but both men have at it with each other"
Love Dr cringes and shakes his head shouting"whooo baby!" Jerrick seems to be staring up at invisible stars. Mr Sandman is hurting and it shows as he staggers around. Cash looks at the second cage and finds a good spot for climbing up it.
BUZZ!!!
"You're Gonna go Far Kid" by The Offspring plays and Primo walks with his energetic tag partner Rabbit next to him. Primo has a grin and his large sunglasses on hitting the outstretched hands from the barricade. The females in the audience screams for him to flex his muscles for them and he does not disappoint them posing for their cameras before entering the action.
Dick Mondo “Listen to these fans Pat! They love The Primo here lately since he has joined forces with Rabbit to form Size Doesn’t Matter giving some offer of hope to the little guys out there. "
Pat cummings ”HAHAHAHAHAHAhaha!!! Oh Dick… Seriously though I think he has lost a bit of that edge that makes Alejandro…The Primo. I don’t see him winning I don’t care what the sex crazed teenagers who can’t get a prom date think or those haggy old women that hang around our parking lot after hours."
Primo quickly set up the ladder and makes his way up to the second cage. He pulled himself through the opening in the second cage, but Cash was ready for him hitting a Shinning Wizard! Primo flies back hitting the cage and shouting out, Cash is able to climb the second cage now uninterrupted. Below them The Love Dr is getting back into the ring seeming dizzy he climbs up the ladder pausing and shouting insults at Cash. "You need a Doctor, money money cash it in on a hot mama!" Cash shook his head ignoring him and pulling himself up to the second roof, he catches his breath for a few seconds as Love Dr is attempting his best to catch up to him, but being short of breath himself.
BUZZ!!!
Dirrty plays and Mistress stands at the top of the ramp as she grinds her body. As she makes her way to the ring she cracks her whip on the ramp. She enters the ring and sliding under the ropes and then crawling seductively to the middle of the ring like a cat unaffected by the chaos around her.
Dick Mondo ” Speaking of the Dark priestess herself there she is!
Pat cummings ”I would worship her even if it cost me my soul Dick, I would worship her all night long."
Love Dr grabs Cash and hooks his arms around his feet as Cash attempts to hang on but is unable to causing both men to tumble down to the first cage roof. Mistress Pain looks around and cracks her whip against Sandman as he entered the ring he flinched briefly and then made his way up the ladder fighting through his injuries. Pain shouts at him to move faster as he screams from agony into the second cage. He staggers to his feet, but is met by Aidan Cash who is unleashing a lot of strikes, but Sandman gives a burst of power hitting Queen Anne's Revenge! Cash's jaw bashes off his shoulder and he is flung back onto the first cage roof. Love Dr stands up seeing both men down and smiles wide seeing Pain below him. He swings his hips and makes a humping motion to her. "I can sooth your pain! hahaha!" He continues to mock her to coax her up to his level. Pain glares at him apparently not in the mood to play, she then cracks a smirk and ascends the ladder stopping half way and cracking her whip before becoming The Love Dr with her index finger.
the love dr just licks his lips and said" i dont think this is the time nor the place for a porno mrs pain, but if you say so!" he rushes over to the opening and gets on top of the ladder. Love Dr stumbles on the ladder and is surprised when Mr. Sandman grabs him and yanks him up with The Demonplex! Love Dr is down, and Mr. Sandman pushes him at the hole, but he lands on the ladder, Pain moves out of the way and it falls leaving him to hang and pull himself through the roof into the cage. He gasp for breath but Cash runs at him with a jumping Lariat, he stands up feeling the momentum as Love Dr is down, But Sandman punches him. Pain is yelling at him from below and he lifts Cash up on his shoulders, but Cash counters with a ddt! The fans seem to want more chatting {this is awesome} Cash climbs on the outside of the cage making his way to the third structure. He is a bit slow and underneath him Jerrick is back in the first cage pulling himself up using the ring apron. He rolls into the ring and slowly sets up the ladder. Cash is at the top of the second cage and catching his breath as he looks at the briefcase dangling just above the final cage. He holds himself up taking the time with everyone down to regain his bearings. Primo kicks him out of nowhere as people had forgotten him!
Dick Mondo ”There is The Primo!
Pat cummings ”Oh that guy who cares?"
He delivers the Greatness Implant on Cash and stands back up finding some stability on the cheep cage and climbing the second one. Cash crawls up and grabs the cage as Sandman meets him and elbows him in the face. Cash bashes Mr Sandman off the metal and then a body slam that allows him to attempt to catch up with Primo who is at the top of the second cage. Mistress Pain has made her way to the second cage now, as Love Dr is backup. He flips her over his shoulder onto the cage and lays on top of her and begins to laugh" yo primo it about to be a party up in here!" he does not noticed that she is aware of how to get out so she kicks him in the dog house as he screams" yashi!!!!!!!!!!!!" Pain wraps her whip around Love Dr and chokes him while she is ontop of his back. Primo is looking down and shakes his head before climbing the thirst cage, but he is pulled down by Cash and rammed into the metal mesh!
Cash tosses Primo off the roof to the second cage's roof, he notices Mr. Sandman standing up and unaware and leaps at him delivering a missile dropkick! Mr Sandman stumbles and falls through the hole hitting the bottom floor hard. Jerrick was inside the ring hardly seeming able to move from his fall earlier. He is halfway up the ladder when the fans all scream and start to boo loudly. Hurriclark came out from under the ring and dropkicks the ladder out from under Jerrick. He kicks him in the skull and then places Jerrick's ankle in the middle the the ladder stomping hard on it, and then he sets up and does it again. Jerrick screams as his ankle could be damaged. Hurriclark laughs and puts his ankle there once more this time jumping off the middle rope making a loud crack of metal. Jerrick yells and holds his foot as it might no be broken, Hurriclark continues to beat on Jerrick before getting up and exiting the ring. He order the official to let him out while the fans all boo him. He flips them the bird and laughs mocking their distaste at what he has done. He turns around as he leaves admiring his own handy work.
Dick Mondo "what was that all about?"
Pat cummings ”Hurriclark! I love that guy!"
Mistress Pain has already made her way to the top of the second cage when Cash is up and climbing after her. She hits him with her whips but he is still able to pull himself to her. Pain knees him in the stomach and pushes him away hitting him with her whip several times before Cash grabs it and yerks it away from her. Pain clotheslines him, but he stays on his feet, she delivers a low blow taking Cash to his knees. She manages to hit a modified Mistress Bomb on Cash as his body hits the cage hard under them. Mistress pushes herself up and climbs the third cage keeping her eyes on the prize hanging above her. Cash is woozy but up as is Mr. Sandman showing signs of life in the first cage. Cash ascends the sends cage as Mistress reaches the top. Cash is already at the top of the second cage Love Dr is back up and climbing up the cage he yanks him down and pulls himself up on the cage. Love Dr trips and Primo makes his way to the briefcase, but Cash is already there and kicks him in the face. Primo stumbles down and Cash watched him fall before he turns around and is hit with Crash by Mistress Pain, the crossbody high impact move took both of them crashing into the second cage roof, it shook and then collapses under them!
The fans shout once more Holy Shit! Pain is holding onto the briefcase and laughing almost in a minimal way. Love Dr crawls to the second cage to descend to the first cage where the briefcase now is. Cash is gasping for air as he finds his vertical base. Love Dr grabs the briefcase and pulls Mistress Pain over his other shoulder laughing. Mr. Sandman is inching his way up the ladder as Mistress Pain calls for him. Love Dr drops her and dropkicks Mr Sandman in the face and the ladder and him go crashing against the ring ropes. Mistress Pain kicks Love Dr in the gut and then a low blow that drops him to his knees. Pain smirks and sends her knee hard across his face busting his nose. Primo is behind her and wraps his arms around her, she grinds up against him and Primo pushes her away. Pain laughs and her charged at her, Pain dodged out of the way and Primo hit the cage. She was hurting from her high impact moves, but raked her nails across Primo's face and then delivered a ddt to the hard metal. Pain rolled over and sees Cash crawling over the briefcase, she makes it to her feet and grabs it, but Cash wakes out of his fog. He shoves his weight into her and then kicks her right knee. She drops the briefcase and he delivers a spin kick followed by Steel Chair shot to the knee, but with the briefcase that he refuses to let go of. Mistress Pain stumbles back and nearly through the hole in the cage roof. Primo trips her and she falls down to the bottom floor, he stands up holding his ribs and smirks then leaps over her hitting The Money Shot! The fans gasp at the high risk and Primo hits Pain hard their bodies breaking in half. Mistress Pain seem knocked out and Primo is crying from the suffering of the impact on his already hurting ribs.
Dick Mondo "What a move!"
Pat cummings ”How dare he! Is Mistress Pain alright?! Someone get some medical care out here!"
Mr. Sandman rushes to check on Mistress Pain as he sees her laying there injured ignoring the rest of the match. Love Dr is over them shaking his head with a smart looking smirk. Cash punches him with the briefcase as Love Dr had forgotten him, and then shoulder blocks Love r into the cage wall. Cash looks down and decides to start climbing to the outside while holding the case in his other hand. Mr Sandman lifts up Pain and carries her to the exit door kicking it open after a few tries and shouting at the officials to move. Aidan Cash touched the floor and held the Holiday Mayhem case tightly to his chest as the bell rang.
Ding Ding!
Dick Mondo "What carnage! That was really mayhem"
Pat cummings ”Nobody was left standing not even the winner although he is a alot better then anyone else. With Raven Trueblood as the champion an now Aidan Cash as the most valuable player in condernsership what is in store for the IWS Universe Championship?"
Dick Mondo "not to mention what are the Tag team champions up to? Tune into our next Injection folks to find out. Than you for joining us for Seasons Beatings have a Happy New Year!"
Pain- "Silence!"
Mr. Sandman the biggest kneels in the back of the King brothers, Christian on the right of James.
Christian- "Please, James jus..."
Pain- "Shut it!"
She pressed the heel of her foot into his chest an Christian lets himself fall over like a tree. James smirks and then giggles only for Mistress Pain to pull his chin towards her face aggressively.
Pain- "Am I laughing?"
He shook his head no, but could not wipe away the wide grin across his face as he looked at her fiercely.
Pain- "Things are not suppose to feel nice, I keep you from bad things. I prepare you for the worst of hell. You don't get to tell me what to do, who to deliver misery to the world or so says The prophecy, well then let me do it."
Down the hallway AJ Riot is being released from his holding cell. By orders of Dax Clark neither Josie or Angel is allowed to be there when he is escorted to the ring. They grab the chains cuffed to him and a team of six security guards lead him in the direction of Mistress Pain's little gathering. The rattling of the metal links bounces towards her going louder the nearer he gets till he is right in front of her. Upon hearing Mistress bark orders, Riot is giddy with anticipation at finally getting some alone time with Mistress, but as he comes around the corner he see Sandman and the King brother's before her. Now all the excitement vanishes and anger takes over, but he refuses to show his emotions the security of his wrestling attire and mask protecting himself. Mistress cracks her whip which made Riot paused and turn ever so slightly to look over his shoulder as he could have sworn she beckoned to him, but alas he was mistaken as security suddenly comes up from behind hiding her from his view to escort him to the ring. She stands there smirking as the scene fades out and goes in on ringside.
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Monster's Ball Match
AJ Riot
vs.
Revelation
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Ding Ding Ding!
Slayer's song Dead skin mask plays, the guitars and drums making a trance in the atmosphere.
how I've waited for you to come I've been here all alone now that you've arrived please stay a while and I promise I won't keep you long I'll keep you forever
The music continues in a repetitive melody, and then the drums chime and pound. Riot walks out with red lights and fog, he has guards in white uniforms holding chains leading him out. They release him at the ring and he leaps u on the apron freezing and staring in the center.
Graze the skin with my finger tips
The brush of dead cold flesh pacifies [sings 'appease'] the means
Provoking images delicate features so smooth
A pleasant fragrance in the light of the moon
Dance with the dead in my dreams
Listen to their hallowed screams
The dead have taken my soul
Temptation's lost all control
Riot is wearing red and black with a red mask having a black jigsaw puzzle piece over his face. He looks at the fans attempting to reach out to touch him, as he stares and then rolls under the bottom rope into the ring. The music gets heavier and faster as she walks with an evil grin across her lips.
Simple smiles elude psychotic eyes
Lose all mind control rationale declines
Empty eyes enslave the creations
Of placid faces and lifeless pageants
In the depths of a mind insane
Fantasy and reality are the same
AJ watches as the guards line up on the outside between him and the fans, but the mask keeping his expression blank. Mistress crawls under he bottom rope and tugs As the fog dissipates Riot looks over at them and shakes his head before pacing like a caged animal.
Dick Mondo”riot looks like he wants to go crazy to anyone who steps in his way."
Pat cummings”why on earth wouldn't he Dick? the man was in a cage for 24 hours leading up to this night."
The arena goes black as "Riot" by Three Days Grace begins to play. The entrance fills with green lighting and smoke. Once the chorus hits, Rich "Revelation" Juarez makes his way out looking in a lot better shape then last time we all seen him. Pyro begins showering from each side as he stands behind it with his arms in the air. Once the pyro subsides, he runs down to the ring, jumps up on the ring apron, grabs the top rope, jumps in the air and slides in the ring between the bottom and middle ropes.
Dick Mondo”Revelation looks pumped up for this match. he seems like the cell did nothing to intemadate him"
Pat cummings”the man looks like he wanted to be there all along"
Riot sits in the corner looking down as the bell rings to start the match, and Revelation charges at him!
Ding ding!
Riot is knee'd hard in the head and then stumbles upright. Revelation grabs his arm and pulls him towards the ropes with an Irish whip delivering a stiff dropkick as Riot rebounds at him. Riot is quick to get back to his feet, but Revelation grabs him by the back of the head, he manages to reverse Rev's hold to a tie up and then hits a hard kick to the gut. Revelation stumbles but punches Riot fast then grabs his head yanking it towards his knee and then delivers a side kick. Swiftly Revelation grabs him and delivers a Russian Legsweep to Riot. Not stopping there Revelation locks Riot into a front face lock, but he powers his way up!
Riot delivers a right punch to the gut and then a left jab to Rev's face. Kicking Revelation off him for separation Riot charges at him hitting Take the Call! (clothesline from hell) Both men stand up and throw a punch at one another Revelation showing more aggression as he delivers a chop t Riot's chest and then drives him face first into the top turnbuckle.
Dick Mondo”riot looks to be getting more of the beating in this one pat."
Pat cummings”you got that right dick rev is creating a whole new meaning to the term over kill."
Riot grabs his face, and Revelation gives him no time to breathe punching him hard and then going for a Vertical Suplex, but Riot blocks it and hits Revelation in the throat before planting him with The Dying Quiver! Running toward his opponent Rev and then leaps hitting a spiked reverse STO! Revelation's face hit the mat hard, and Riot turned around quickly applying The Last Laugh wrenching Rev's neck as he had it trapped between his caves. Revelation pushes and struggles to break the hold and Riot starts laughing and rocking as he pulls on Revelation's neck more!
Dick Mondo” riot is coming back strong with that submission pat."
Pat cummings”damm right! maybe the comeback of the year dick!"
Revelation is able to roll around and kicks Riot in the face, the two grab at one another, but Riot is the stronger one who pushes Revelation to the corner only for him to whip Riot around and unleash a combination of punches at the corner. Riot is staggering, but takes a hard punch and keeps on standing. He wraps his arms around Revelation holding him with a lack luster Bear Hug. Revelation elbows him in the shoulder, but Riot pushed him down with his weight and then thumped down on Revelation's back to apply a camel clutch. Riot pressed the bottom of his boot into Revelation's head and shoved him down to the mat before standing up and kicking him over. He showed disrespect toying with Revelation as he tried to get up breathing heavier.
Riot yanks him upright and drives a shoulder into Revelation's yanking him back over again by his arm. AJ keeps attacking as he opens up a spot to hit his KTFO Revelation falls back and Riot goes for a pinfall. One... Twoooo... Revelation kicks out!
Dick Mondo”what the hell pat? the match isn't even over yet."
Pat cummings”them dam chicks always trying to crash the party!"
Riot lies on the ground laughing and holding his ribs before he rolls over to his stomach and presses himself up. Revelation swings at him and misses, Riot stomps on Rev's foot and surprises him as he lifts him into a suplex and pauses before he turns it into Revelation's finisher The final chapter dropping him and twisting on his neck as Riot hits the move. The fans boo the unsportsman like conduct, but Riot seem unphased as he again laughs manically and applies The Last Laugh to Revelation making him pass out from lack of oxygen. Riot is forced to release the hold and stares own at Revelation blacked out.
Dick Mondo”Revelation is out Pat!"
Pat cummings”I have eyes Dick! Riot and Revelation both were animals in this one, fighting it out like two barbarians should, it doesn't look like Riot is done though."
Riot gets out of the ring and goes over to the announcers table grabbing Pat and tossing him away. Dick got out of the way, but had his headset jerked off his head. Riot tried to talk but it was silent. He tossed it in anger and grabbed a mic off the ring announcer.
Riot- "I been gone so, so, so, so, so, long. Where am I to go? ..."
The mic as cut off as he kept talking and Cockiness by Rihanna plays on the PA system. Angel Love walks out with her tag team title around her waist and a mic in her right hand she smirks and lifts the mic as the music fades.
Angel- "I admit Josie and I do not agree on a lot, but I am stopping you right here AJ. You don't know what is good for you right now, but we do."
He didn't have time to prepare himself as Josie came out of the crowd and shoved a pie into Riots face and shocked him. Josie hits her Knife Bomb onto Riot and Angel made her way to her tag team partner as she pulled Riot up and the two carry him out of the place with the scene fading.
Dick Mondo”Why do people walk all over us?!"
Pat cummings”because Riot is insane Dick! What is up with the tag team champions taking him, does this guy need witness protection?"
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Going backstage to Dax Clark's office we see the large Big Steve standing there looking professional as Dax is speaking to him.
Dax- "I want you to keep a tight ship, don't cave into anyone! Least of all Queen Sophie, you know who is better around here? I am... things are getting heavy and I don't like things that way Steve. Things are going insane outside this office, and I won't put up with it...neither should you as the Barbarian GM!"
He turned and slapped the big guy hard and got a look of utter shock. Dax pointed sternly at him before speaking.
Dax- "Don't be a bitch! I am counting on you to get things done while I am on vacation. Dax Clark needs to be away from this nuthouse for a change. I need to look after me, number one, the most important person on this God forsaken earth."
He walks out of his office and the cameras fade out to black before we go back to ringside where Dick and Pat are regaining their composure after the rampage of AJ Riot earlier.
Dick Mondo”well damm pat people leaving left and right 1st riot now Dax."
Pat cummings”well everyone has a right to a day off now and then dick."
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Tag Team Match for IWS Tag Team CHAMPIONSHIP
Josie Pleasure & Angel Love
Vs.
Christian King & James King
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Ding Ding Ding!
The cameras swing in as Miseria Cantare by AFI plays W/ Brother Christian, James makes his way to the ring and enters in the dim lights awaiting the start of this tag team title match.
Dick Mondo”Christan looks ready for his match after his wiping...i mean oh never mind!"
Pat cummings”your joking right dick? i mean he and his brother got the best view in the house lucky...."
dick" lets get to the match already."
*Josie steps onto the stage as she grinds her hips from side to side, slowly working her hands up the
sides of her body then throws them up into the air displaying metal
signs. She flashes a twisted smile as she strolls down the ramp never
taking her eyes off the ring that lies before her. Once there, she
rolls inside pulling herself to the center and arching her back in what
is known in yoga as an upward facing dog. Pushing her ample breasts
outward and throwing her head back in what can only described as
orgasmic fashion. Making the men in the audience shout with cat calls
and whistles.
Dick Mondo”that gives me a pointer to the north pole pat."
Pat cummings”i am sure it dose dick but moving on."
My LeftOvers By Procelian And The Tramps Angel walks out with an egotistical smile on her face lifting her arms in the air like a royal princess and winking at the camera as it zoomes in on her. She struts down the way to the ring like a movie star she smirks at the lusty hands reaching for her, but she just walks by them.
She walks up the ring stairs and puts her self half way in the ring, then bends back out smirking at the crowd and slowly going the rest of the way through the middle rope entering the ring. She hops up as her name is announced she raises her hands again as the announcer proclaims who she is. and taunts the crowd.
Dick Mondo”and now the angel of the insane house MRS angel love graces the public."
Pat cummings”dam dick we in heaven i just don't what type but i do know we in heaven. Angels and Pleasure all around whooooo!"
Ding, Ding!
Things start off with Josie and Christian first, he is able to get a good grip on her, but Josie overpowers him and reverses his headlock into a wristlock. Christian elbows himself free, but Josie is quick to kick him in the gut and drag him over for a tag in to Angel, the two of them preform a double team clothesline and Angel adds on to the assault with a Russian legsweep she goes for a pinfall, but James breaks up up with a hard aggressive punt t her ribs. Josie was fast to jump in the ring and delivers a clothesline to James though and then was forced to her corner by the Ref.
Dick Mondo”this is already starting out good pat but angel trying to get in before she is even tagged."
Pat cummings”one thing the king brothers have got to remember is this is for the gold."
Christian Irish whips Angel to the corner and is able to hit his The Holy Dog running to the corner and hitting a knee and bulldog combo. He tags in James and the two switch out, James has a sinister smirk as he pulls Angel up by the air and tilts her upsidedown and over his shoulder planting her to the mat with an Oklahoma Slam, Angel rolls to her stomach and James stays on her. He latches his arms around her waist hitting a German suplex and then rolls into another, and a third... Betrayed Times Three!
Dick Mondo”James is a learner pat who learned from the best."
Pat cummings”come on ladies!"
He stands up taunting Josie and then pulling Angel to his corner tagging his brother back in as they do a double back breaker. It seems Christian will close this, as he attempts to hit his Stairway to Heaven, but Angel counters with a backcracker, she struggles to her corner and makes a dramatic tag into to Josie at the same time that Christian tags in James!
The two rush at each other, but James is hit with a clothesline, he gets right back up and Josie punches him then Irish Whips him to the corner. James doedges out of the way, but Josie was aware enough to stop herself from crashing to the corner. James not noticing is stunned with Josie grabs him and lifts him on her shoulders hitting her Electric Shock! Josie goes for the pinfall. Ooooooooooooooone... TwOoooooooo... Thr NO! James with the shoulder up at Two and a half!
Dick Mondo”that was close there pat."
Pat cummings”your telling me dick."
Josie delivers a headbutt, and then James delivers one of his own to Josie. He grabs the back of her head and hits a Snap suplex out of nowhere! He kneels up and crosses his heart like a prayer and stalks Josie as she coughs for breath and stands up, he applies his submission Peace of Pain, the fullnelson locked on tightly. Josie makes herself stiff and attempts to drop out of the hold but James apples a scissors to his hold and drops to the mat. Angel rushed in and broke it up with a stomp to James' face. Christian met her as he grabbed a handfull of her hair and tossed her to the outside. The ref grabs Christian and forces him to the outside corner. James stands back up near the ropes and sees Josie stumble upright in the middle of the ring. He delivers a running jumping knee smash to her face and falls down quickly going for a pinfall. Ooooooooooooooone... TwOoooooooo... Thr NO! This time Josie kicks out at two and a half. The fans are eating this up roaring loudly with cheers.
Dick Mondo "this can go anyway pat."
Pat cummings”listen to the fans dick."
Angel was cheering on Josie to make a tag as she slowly was crawling up in their corner. Christian motioned for a tag from his brother who was colored with frustration at Josie's kickout. He tags in Josie and Christian goes in for the finish. He lifts up Josie and laughs as he goes for Stairway to Heaven, but Josie counters with a DDT! She sits up and wobbles around before crawling to her corner. Christian seems out cold as James is livid in his corner.
Dick Mondo”uh oh pat Christan is out cold and the females have the upper hand"
Pat cummings” its anyone's game dick!"
Angel hops into the ring bouncing off the ropes and hitting her Flying Guillotine leg drop across Christian's throat. She jumped up and hits The Love Injection to James' face. She dances around with the fans roaring loudly for her and a wide smile on her face. Christian was laid out in the middle of the ring and she smirks before applying Sweet Dreams tugging his arms back with lots of leverage. He shook his head, but as she touqued back more on his back too Christian had to shout out and passed out. The Ref signaled for the end of the match and broke up Angel's lock.
Ding, Ding!
She stood up as the tag titles were handled to her and Josie both ladies looking like they had been through war. Josie exits grabbing her title leaving Angel to trail behind her as she seems in a slight rush to return backstage.
Dick Mondo”the females did it pat. they remain champs."
Pat cummings”but why did Josie go the back so quick?"
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As the scene opens Dax clark is making his way to the parking lot. Then a bunch of masked thugs sidelined him and place a bag over his head hitting him with batons. Dax falls to the ground as they pick him up and carry him away, all this being seen from the security footage in the parking.
We go back to ringside an the unaware Dick and at as Seasons Beatings gets ready for the IWS Universe championship match.
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Casket Match for IWS UNIVERSE CHAMPIONSHIP
Ryan Sharpe(C)
vs.
Raven Trueblood
© Promo video before the match www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyzArOVjtQI
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Ding, Ding, Ding!
:: the casket gets pushed down slowly as the song plays through the arena the picture on the casket is raven and Ryan face to face for the very Last time as the song stops and raven’s theme Hit’s the pa system as the fans begin to cheer. the ramp turns blue as smoke fells the room and raven walks onto the ramp. he taunts as pyros go off and walks down and slides into the ring. He then passes the casket and looks inside seeing he might end up there tonight as he then slides into the ring he then knells down in the corner and begins to pray as his song stops and we waits for Ryan Sharpe to make his way to the ring.::
Dick Mondo "raven looks ready for the match of the year i hope his body is. pat" he looks really EMO dick."
Pat cummings “the match to decide the champion once and for all." pat" lets go Sharpe lets go!"
::as Ryan’s music hits the fans start to boo as a custom made Tron was made for him.
My way by Limp Bizkit starts to blast across the warehouse and the fans take notice at Ringside.
"Special
You think you're special
You do
I can see it in your eyes
I can see it when you laugh at me
Look down on me
You walk around on me
Just one more fight
About your leadership
And I will straight up
Leave your shit
Cause I've had enough of this
And now I'm pissed"
-And now i'm pissed goes across the warehouse, a blonde long haired man comes out from the back. He is wearing a black tshirt, and blue wrestling tights. Ryan looks at the fans in disgust, and strolls arrogantly to the ring. He walks to the steps, and climbs them into the ring.The music stops as the ring announcer begins to speak.
Kristine Otto” ladies and gentleman! The next match is schooled for one fall and is your main event of the evening! The challenger is standing at 5’9 weighing 230lbs he hails from Lakeland Florida! He is the crow raven true blood!”
: The fans cheer as she continues. ::
Kristine Otto”And the champion standing 6’3 weighting today at 265libs he hails from Hartford Connecticut he is the “epitome of evolution” give it up for Ryan Sharpe!”
: The fans boo him but he ignores them as she exits the ring and the bell sounds to start the match.
Ding, Ding!
Dick Mondo “here we go pat. the match to decide the champion once and for all."
Pat cummings “lets go Sharpe lets go!"
Both man stare down the other as they wait for the other to make the 1st move. Ryan watches as Raven smirked and licked his lips, all the while talking smack to Raven. Then Raven goes for the attack as Ryan takes him down and begins to go after raven with punches to the head and body. Ryan pulled Raven up and delivered a snap suplex then locked him into a sleeper, but Raven was able to drop down with a countering cutter. Ryan rolled out of the ring to cause some separation and the fans boo at him.
Raven paces inside the ring and then rushes at Ryan leaping over the ropes and don on top of Ryan Sharpe. The fans cheer loudly seeing The Crow take flight, he stands up laughing as he holds his ribs and then nails Ryan hard in the forehead with a right fist. Ryan blocks another punch and kicks Raven before spearing him hard into the steel steps at ringside causing a loud clatter. Ryan and Raven are both hurting as they roll around on the floor Sharpe being the first one to his feet. Raven is pulled back up, but ducks a backhand chop from Ryan and counters with The nail in the back!
Dick Mondo “right off the bat we have the nail in the back this could end it pat!"
Pat cummings “dammit Ryan!"
Ryan is down and Raven grabs his arm dragging him towards the casket. He picks Ryan up and puts him on his shoulder, Raven shoves Ryan at the casket but he jolts awake at the sight of the thing and pushes himself away from it. Raven puts Ryan down and delivers a elbow to the face, Ryan delivers a low blow kick to Raven and staggers away holding his bottom jaw. Ryan gets a look of anger and picks up raven for an arm drag he wrenches on the arm wanting to break it as raven screams in pain.
Ryan lets up on the hold and pulls Raven up to hit a Inverted Headlock Backbreaker. Raven tries to come back but Ryan stops him in his steps with a Knee to Face. As Ryan throws raven to the turn buckle he starts kicking raven as raven slowly goes down as he forces his boot into raven’s neck as the Ref begs for him to release it and then gets himself involved. Ryan slaps the ref and tells him to mind his own business or he'll get fired. He then begins to laugh as the fans start to boo and he circles Raven who is attempting to get up. First Ryan stomps on his fingers and then kicked Trueblood in the ribs, Raven gets up slowly and mounts a comeback. He blocks Ryan from kicking him and then takes him down with a clothesline! Raven stands up with Ryan in his hands and tosses him back into the ring. Raven is going to the top rope, but Ryan is back to his feet. Raven went for a diving double axe handle and Ryan counters with a dropkick, and gets thrown over the rope to the outside.
Dick Mondo “raven gets thrown to the outside this is far from over."
Pat cummings “that's right Ryan team clark all the way!"
Ryan is still on the offensive as raven is trying to come back but gets thrown to the barricade as his back begins to be in pain. Ryan then starts toying with raven as he begins to slap raven in the face and talk some trash. The fans begin to boo even more as raven gets mocked only for Sharpe to mouth off at them. He pulls Raven up and delivers a DDT! He laughs and pulls up Raven tossing him in the casket, Sharpe laughs and then shuts the lid, BUT Raven blocks it from being shut at the last second and pushes the lid back open. He sits up and punches Ryan hard right in the nose making is dizzle blood. Ryan grabs his face and Raven stands up and jumps out of the casket onto Ryan with a diving clothesline. Raven then starts to come to shaking out the cobwebs as he pushes Ryan into the ring apron hard and hits left and rights as Ryan’s back begins to hurt the more Raven slams him into the ring apron again and again. He then throws Ryan at the barricade and delivers a jumping right hook! Ryan is knocked down hard and seems to be dizzy, Raven one again picks up Ryan who attempts to get dropped punching Raven in the face aggressively as he sees himself getting closer to the casket. He elbows Raven and is drops, but Raven is fast to hit The Wicked Path on Ryan, he sits up and looks at Sharpe laying out cold on the ground. Raven tilts his head and grabs Ryan squeezing his head like a grape as he lifts him up and tosses him half way into the casket. Ryan is still out, and Raven pushes his feet over his head into the casket and grabs the lid pausing to savor the moment as he stares at Ryan Sharpe, but Ryan grabs Raven in desperation and punches him. Raven drives an elbow into Ryan's face and slams the lid off his face trapping Sharpe under it.
Ding, Ding!
Dick Mondo “"my gawd raven did it! raven is the new champ!"
Pat cummings “" dammit Ryan, dax is not going to be happy. why god why?"
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With a lot of smoke up in the air out of a large cardboard box we hear from inside the smoking box a Alejandro Primo praying.
Primo- "Heavenly father, Jesus Christ our Lord and Savior Pleeeeeeease keep Robert in the downstairs so that we might join in green fellowship upstairs. I have nothing against the dude other then he'd come at me and I do not live by the sword so please on't make me die by it. praise the lord Amen!'
Love Dr "amen!"
Primo- "ass that shit before Queen Shopie finds us... (hits bowl) ... Dr you seen that woman boy she could be in charge of The Primo she needs a severant boy nah mean...peah...peah...Pain.."
Love Dr "Hahahahaha!"
Primo "You cut off, see that's what you nee bro stamina. How you gonna hang, I mean not like you haven't been in the showers..Rabbit hahaha .... ahhhh... (hits bowl) ... This for Rabbit!"
Love Dr "yay!"
Primo "See what I mean now you too God Damn happy, chill it down. Hahaha. But seriously you can handle boogie woogie choo choo man and I will take the pain, I am doing it for the team. You know you a part of Size doesn't Matter now. As you very well know The Primo has no problem with that, sheer curiosity will draw them in like moths to a flame. I bet she is jealous! That's Right baby she is jealous of The Primo I am bigger badder and not at all a tamable beast! Whoooo! You feeling this broski?....(Hits Bowl) ... We got this, I mean when push comes to shove you know I am gonna pull out the long game better then you homie, no offense. You part of the team now but you still got to be better then Rabbit he the girl of the group...the dude that gets stuff done fast and in a hurry or crashes and burns... mmm burn."
love dr" man you be high and thats not good for you health but what the hell do i know,"
Primo "You the dumb dick in this box with me .... shhh ... you hear that??"
love dr" nah man i hear money and bitches love money"
Primo "You stupid.... no...Out there..."
The box flies up and smoke consumes the scene leaving us with only a view of white smoke.
Primo "The peepers! Run!"
Love Dr "the clinic is closed today tho!"
As the scene fades we see The smoke starting to lift with McLovin and Primo bolting it away from the cameras.
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+++Hurriclark beating up Jerrick in the Mayhem match+++
Holiday Mayhem - For the 'Mayhem' Briefcase
(Can be cashed in for a "surprise" Universe Title Shot up until a year)
Aidan Cash
vs.
Mistress Pain
vs.
'The Gifted One' Jerrick Hadrian
vs.
'The Love Dr." Travis McLovin
vs.
Mr. Sandman
vs.
Alejandro Primo
- A Triple Cage match involves three cages stacked on top of each other, with each cage decreasing in size from the bottom up. Winner is the first to make it to the top and claim the Holiday Mayhem briefcase.-
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Ding, Ding, Ding!
The 12 year old that got paid in orange Faygo presses play on the Casio boombox and One For the Road by the Arctic Monkeys blares over the simulated surround sound. Out from behind the curtain steps Aidan Cash holding a black sign with read lettering that reads "I'm Aidan Cash." Aidan Cash starts walking down to the ring and hands the sign off to some random cripple kid (except it's not random, it's actually Christopher Reeves~! What a twist!). Aidan slides in the ring face first and springs to his feet, ready for action with the large cage surrounding him and the other combatants.
Dick Mondo “Paro…I mean…who…Adain Cash!"
Pat cummings “Drink some more Egg nog Dick you need it. Adian Cash looked good in the last pay per view and his winning focus is not deterred by his last failure…but that’s what it was a failure Dick."
enter the sandman by metalica started to play..
The lights are dim, and The Sandman walked through the curtain wearing a hooded cloak and masked face. The fans are more afraid of him they rather they want to like him, and some boo, others don't dare speak. The Sandman walked towards the ring after pausing and Kristine Otto announced his name.
Kristine Otto: "And his opponent, from the Holy City, he is The Pope of Truth, The Sandman!"
The Sandman crawls into the ring like a snake, and then rolled around to sit up and then pulled himself up in the corner staring coldly at his opponent across the ring. The sandman removes his cloak and the lights go back to normal.
Dick Mondo” Here is the Pope of Truth and part of Mistress Pain’s dark followers."
Pat cummings”He will be her so called Knight tonight inside that cage, but she has to realize not even her minion can win this match for her, right Dick?"
Dick Mondo”These two men will start things off for four minuets and then another participant will enter and then two minuets after that."
Ding, Ding!
Mr. Sandman punches Cash head, but he fires right back and with an added knee to the gut. He grabs Sandman around the waist to take him down, but Sandman counters with a powerslam. He stands up kicking Cash and then grabbing him as Cash is to his feet and knocks his face off the top turnbuckle. Trapping Aidan Cash into the corner Mr. Sandman delivers a combo of punches and kicks before Irish whipping him hard to the opposite corner. Cash it’s the corner hard and drops face first to the ground in pain, but does not stay down long pressing himself up just in time to duck a clothesline attempt by Sandman! He quickly hits a Russian Legsweep and then jumps up and over to the ropes springing off the middle rope and performing a moonsault, but Mr. Sandman rolls out of the way. Cash is fast and able to land on his feet catching Sandman off guard and delivering a Shinning Wizard!
Cash slides out of the ring and grabs a ladder off the cage and slides it back into the ring. He then slides back into the ring, but Mr. Sandman was already back up and stomped on him as he stood up. He delivers a Sidewalk slam to Cash and quickly gets up delivering an elbow, and then another strong elbow drop. Cash is slow getting up as Sandman grabs him and suplex him over the steel ladder Cash had slide into the ring. Cash screams out loudly as the metal hit into his back. Mr. Sandman picks up the ladder and then rams it into Cash in the chest with the edge before using it to choke him. Aidan Cash kicked and struggled against Sandman but was not able to get up until Mr. Sandman decided to release him and let him get back up. Cash is out of breath and Mr. Sandman delivers a headlock takedown keeping his large arms wrapped around Cash’s neck to cut off more of his oxygen supply.
Dick Mondo ”We might have a holiday fatality the way Mr. Sandman is attempting to suffocate Mr. Cash. Someone needs to go in there and talk reason to Mr. Sandman right Pat?"
Pat cummings”Then go do it Dick, unless Mistress Pain demands it or desires it then The Pope of Truth will not listen to anyone."
Cash jerked his legs up to struggle free, and makes it to his knees as Sandman continues the pressure. Cash gives him an elbow to the ribs and then another, and a third that makes him release the hold. Quickly now Cash jumped up on the ropes and preforms a Springboard Dropkick to Mr. Sandman sending him out of the ring spinning. Cash realized the opportunity and grabs the ladder setting it up in the middle of the ring under the first ceiling opening. He starts to climb it rather easily making it half way before Sandman makes it back to a vertical base. Mr. Sandman slide into the ring, but Cash was faster up the ladder and kicked it over to create more time for himself. Mr Sandman put it back up chasing after Cash, but he was kicked in the head as he climbed through the second cage's floor. Cash pulled him up and held Mr. Sandman's arms at the side over the back of his shoulders before dropping him down on the not very supportive cage floor.
Dick Mondo ”There is no way that can be safe Pat."
Pat cummings”So that means do not try this at home...instead come on down to the Warehouse and just join us, you don't get paid but the law stays off your ass and all medical is taken care of. haha!!"
Cash delivers a Shinning Wizard to Mr. Sandman and then a jumping knee to his grounded foe. This time Aidan Cash shows us his submission skills as he applies his finisher Single Leg Crab submission onto Mr Sandman who comes to life crying out and banging his hands off the ground to try and forget the pain being inflicted. He continues to seethe and cuss trying to pull enough of himself together to fight out of the submission, Cash jumps up and lands on top of the leg he had been holding. Then he applies the move over again before Mr. Sandman can get up, but it is not locked in fully as Mr. Sandman managed to kick Cash off of him and sent him headfirst into the steel mesh wall. Mr. Sandman got up with Cash appearing dazed from the metal hitting into his skull. Mr. Sandman hit him with a right hard punch and then a left toe kick to the gut, he grabs his arm and jerked him towards him to deliver a sharp shoulder into Cash's gut driving the wind out of him.
Mr Sandman stands over Aidan and pulls him up hard nearly yanking his arm out of socket, he held him on his shoulders in a fireman's carry while the fans watched in anticipation. He laughs and hits his finisher the Holy Diver!
The impact is a lot for the cage to handle and it shakes and bends heavily. Mr Sandman does not seem interested in exiting the second cage's door to ascent door the briefcase at this opportune time, he instead he forces himself up and grabs Cash belly to belly to preform The Demonplex! Aidan flies into the cage wall and it bows out some, Mr. Sandman waits and charges at him for a spear, Cash hopes over him as he lowers his head and Mr. Sandman hit the bent steel hard the top part of the wall caving outward. Cash dropkicks Sandman to force him through the cage wall to the outside, on top of the ceiling of the first cage.
Dick Mondo ”WOW!"
Pat cummings”I know Dick! Already they bringing the roof down and we are only at three minuets. The next person to enter is gonna be my pick, freshly in and half the work is done already."
Aidan Cash grabs Sandman but is pushed back and given a stiff punch and then an Overhand punch. Cash counters as Sandman grabs for him and rakes his eyes, and then delivers a Cradle Piledriver that seems to knock Mr. Sandman out. The fans are loving this not having any love for Mr. Sandman as they cheer. Cash has some trouble getting up but manages to find his feet. He looks at the cage and stumbles towards it starting the climb to the roof and the third cage that leads to the breifcase. Mr. Sandman starts to get up climbing after him, he tugs on Cash's leg slowing him up and is kicked in the face for his effort. Cash jumps at him hitting a clothesline off the cage that takes them both t the first cage ceiling crashing hard and bowing the cheep metal. (4:00) Sandman grabs Cash though showing some gingerness in his back no as he has trouble standing straight up. He winces and Cash counters with a Russian Legsweep again hitting that bending spot in the cage making the fans gasp!
BUZZ!!!
Dick Mondo ”Who is it now?!"
Come on!
Save some for me, it's what I like.
I wanna play, you know it's time.
Something is calling, I can't keep from falling.
Come on!
It's on!
Now see it's my fault, angels stabbing me inside.
Nothing changes, just rearranges, for me this time.
Once I cave in, what can I fight?
I can never win, my self I don't like,
I don't like, I don't like, I don't like.
Something is calling, I can't keep from falling.
Come on!
It's on!
You see it's my fault, angels stabbing me inside.
Nothing changes, just rearranges, for me this time.
This time. This... time.
For me, inside. Put me inside.
Hold me, this time. Put me inside.
Come on!
It's on!
Pyro's start to explode, and Jerrick comes walking out to the back..
Dick Mondo” The gifted One looks in shape, and he very well could become the winner here tonight."
Pat cummings”If he is even gifted, I call his bullshit, you know why because I can Dick."
Jerrick enters the cage and looks up at the men on the roof as he walks closer to the ladder and climbs up. Mr. Sandman is back up and throwing punch for punch at Aidan Cash both the men seeming able to match the other. Jerrick charged at Cash with a big boot, but he dodged it and Jerrick stumbled on the edge of the cage ceiling. Cash dropkicks him in the back and sends Jerrick forward crashing into the announcer's table. The fans all roar and some say "Holy Shit!" Cash had little time to celebrate as Mr. Sandman delivers a belly to back suplex knocking Cash's skull into the second cage wall, Mr. Sandman stood up and crows at the air hitting his fist off his chest.
Jerrick is on the ground struggling to get up and falling back on his face. Mr. Sandman is the first one back up his attention focused squarely on Aidan Cash. He picks him up as the buzzer goes off again!
BUZZ!!!
The song begins to play as the fans begin to boo right away with a few spread out cheers.
"Sometimes somethin' beautiful happens
In this world
You don't know how to express yourself
So you just gotta sing
I just had sex and it felt so good"
The DR comes out with his pants unzipped and quickly zips them pulling his sunglasses back up and fixes his hair before dancing to the ring. he then makes his way down to the ring trying to find a girl to have sex with even tho the song said he just had sex a few minutes ago. He gets into the ring and looks up at Sandman and Cash with a wide smirk before posing for the fans with a sexy dance to his theme music.
Dick Mondo ”The Love Doctor is in the house!”
Pat cummings ”Love don’t live here anymore Dick, so tell his infested dirty ass to get right the hell back out. Why would that loser ever win a match as brutal and unforgiving as the Holiday Mayhem? Look at our table! Look at The Gifted one Hahahaha!"
Dick Mondo ”wait didn't you pic him?”
Pat cummings ”Shut your pie hole or Josie and Angel will shove one in it for you... mmm what would I have to do to trade you spots?"
love dr gets right to work stumbling from his time hot boxing with Primo backstage. as he goes to fight one of the men he did not think this through to well as Jerrick stood up grabbing him he screamed loudly. "I don't swing that way!" He pushes Jerrick away and hits the night out (ddt!) He entered the cage and grabs Sandman but so countered sandman shook his head and then through him through the cage onto jerrick.
dick" my gawd we are piling it up on the outside pat!"
pat" the dr has left for lunch ha left for lunch." cash tries to get a comeback but both men have at it with each other"
Love Dr cringes and shakes his head shouting"whooo baby!" Jerrick seems to be staring up at invisible stars. Mr Sandman is hurting and it shows as he staggers around. Cash looks at the second cage and finds a good spot for climbing up it.
BUZZ!!!
"You're Gonna go Far Kid" by The Offspring plays and Primo walks with his energetic tag partner Rabbit next to him. Primo has a grin and his large sunglasses on hitting the outstretched hands from the barricade. The females in the audience screams for him to flex his muscles for them and he does not disappoint them posing for their cameras before entering the action.
Dick Mondo “Listen to these fans Pat! They love The Primo here lately since he has joined forces with Rabbit to form Size Doesn’t Matter giving some offer of hope to the little guys out there. "
Pat cummings ”HAHAHAHAHAHAhaha!!! Oh Dick… Seriously though I think he has lost a bit of that edge that makes Alejandro…The Primo. I don’t see him winning I don’t care what the sex crazed teenagers who can’t get a prom date think or those haggy old women that hang around our parking lot after hours."
Primo quickly set up the ladder and makes his way up to the second cage. He pulled himself through the opening in the second cage, but Cash was ready for him hitting a Shinning Wizard! Primo flies back hitting the cage and shouting out, Cash is able to climb the second cage now uninterrupted. Below them The Love Dr is getting back into the ring seeming dizzy he climbs up the ladder pausing and shouting insults at Cash. "You need a Doctor, money money cash it in on a hot mama!" Cash shook his head ignoring him and pulling himself up to the second roof, he catches his breath for a few seconds as Love Dr is attempting his best to catch up to him, but being short of breath himself.
BUZZ!!!
Dirrty plays and Mistress stands at the top of the ramp as she grinds her body. As she makes her way to the ring she cracks her whip on the ramp. She enters the ring and sliding under the ropes and then crawling seductively to the middle of the ring like a cat unaffected by the chaos around her.
Dick Mondo ” Speaking of the Dark priestess herself there she is!
Pat cummings ”I would worship her even if it cost me my soul Dick, I would worship her all night long."
Love Dr grabs Cash and hooks his arms around his feet as Cash attempts to hang on but is unable to causing both men to tumble down to the first cage roof. Mistress Pain looks around and cracks her whip against Sandman as he entered the ring he flinched briefly and then made his way up the ladder fighting through his injuries. Pain shouts at him to move faster as he screams from agony into the second cage. He staggers to his feet, but is met by Aidan Cash who is unleashing a lot of strikes, but Sandman gives a burst of power hitting Queen Anne's Revenge! Cash's jaw bashes off his shoulder and he is flung back onto the first cage roof. Love Dr stands up seeing both men down and smiles wide seeing Pain below him. He swings his hips and makes a humping motion to her. "I can sooth your pain! hahaha!" He continues to mock her to coax her up to his level. Pain glares at him apparently not in the mood to play, she then cracks a smirk and ascends the ladder stopping half way and cracking her whip before becoming The Love Dr with her index finger.
the love dr just licks his lips and said" i dont think this is the time nor the place for a porno mrs pain, but if you say so!" he rushes over to the opening and gets on top of the ladder. Love Dr stumbles on the ladder and is surprised when Mr. Sandman grabs him and yanks him up with The Demonplex! Love Dr is down, and Mr. Sandman pushes him at the hole, but he lands on the ladder, Pain moves out of the way and it falls leaving him to hang and pull himself through the roof into the cage. He gasp for breath but Cash runs at him with a jumping Lariat, he stands up feeling the momentum as Love Dr is down, But Sandman punches him. Pain is yelling at him from below and he lifts Cash up on his shoulders, but Cash counters with a ddt! The fans seem to want more chatting {this is awesome} Cash climbs on the outside of the cage making his way to the third structure. He is a bit slow and underneath him Jerrick is back in the first cage pulling himself up using the ring apron. He rolls into the ring and slowly sets up the ladder. Cash is at the top of the second cage and catching his breath as he looks at the briefcase dangling just above the final cage. He holds himself up taking the time with everyone down to regain his bearings. Primo kicks him out of nowhere as people had forgotten him!
Dick Mondo ”There is The Primo!
Pat cummings ”Oh that guy who cares?"
He delivers the Greatness Implant on Cash and stands back up finding some stability on the cheep cage and climbing the second one. Cash crawls up and grabs the cage as Sandman meets him and elbows him in the face. Cash bashes Mr Sandman off the metal and then a body slam that allows him to attempt to catch up with Primo who is at the top of the second cage. Mistress Pain has made her way to the second cage now, as Love Dr is backup. He flips her over his shoulder onto the cage and lays on top of her and begins to laugh" yo primo it about to be a party up in here!" he does not noticed that she is aware of how to get out so she kicks him in the dog house as he screams" yashi!!!!!!!!!!!!" Pain wraps her whip around Love Dr and chokes him while she is ontop of his back. Primo is looking down and shakes his head before climbing the thirst cage, but he is pulled down by Cash and rammed into the metal mesh!
Cash tosses Primo off the roof to the second cage's roof, he notices Mr. Sandman standing up and unaware and leaps at him delivering a missile dropkick! Mr Sandman stumbles and falls through the hole hitting the bottom floor hard. Jerrick was inside the ring hardly seeming able to move from his fall earlier. He is halfway up the ladder when the fans all scream and start to boo loudly. Hurriclark came out from under the ring and dropkicks the ladder out from under Jerrick. He kicks him in the skull and then places Jerrick's ankle in the middle the the ladder stomping hard on it, and then he sets up and does it again. Jerrick screams as his ankle could be damaged. Hurriclark laughs and puts his ankle there once more this time jumping off the middle rope making a loud crack of metal. Jerrick yells and holds his foot as it might no be broken, Hurriclark continues to beat on Jerrick before getting up and exiting the ring. He order the official to let him out while the fans all boo him. He flips them the bird and laughs mocking their distaste at what he has done. He turns around as he leaves admiring his own handy work.
Dick Mondo "what was that all about?"
Pat cummings ”Hurriclark! I love that guy!"
Mistress Pain has already made her way to the top of the second cage when Cash is up and climbing after her. She hits him with her whips but he is still able to pull himself to her. Pain knees him in the stomach and pushes him away hitting him with her whip several times before Cash grabs it and yerks it away from her. Pain clotheslines him, but he stays on his feet, she delivers a low blow taking Cash to his knees. She manages to hit a modified Mistress Bomb on Cash as his body hits the cage hard under them. Mistress pushes herself up and climbs the third cage keeping her eyes on the prize hanging above her. Cash is woozy but up as is Mr. Sandman showing signs of life in the first cage. Cash ascends the sends cage as Mistress reaches the top. Cash is already at the top of the second cage Love Dr is back up and climbing up the cage he yanks him down and pulls himself up on the cage. Love Dr trips and Primo makes his way to the briefcase, but Cash is already there and kicks him in the face. Primo stumbles down and Cash watched him fall before he turns around and is hit with Crash by Mistress Pain, the crossbody high impact move took both of them crashing into the second cage roof, it shook and then collapses under them!
The fans shout once more Holy Shit! Pain is holding onto the briefcase and laughing almost in a minimal way. Love Dr crawls to the second cage to descend to the first cage where the briefcase now is. Cash is gasping for air as he finds his vertical base. Love Dr grabs the briefcase and pulls Mistress Pain over his other shoulder laughing. Mr. Sandman is inching his way up the ladder as Mistress Pain calls for him. Love Dr drops her and dropkicks Mr Sandman in the face and the ladder and him go crashing against the ring ropes. Mistress Pain kicks Love Dr in the gut and then a low blow that drops him to his knees. Pain smirks and sends her knee hard across his face busting his nose. Primo is behind her and wraps his arms around her, she grinds up against him and Primo pushes her away. Pain laughs and her charged at her, Pain dodged out of the way and Primo hit the cage. She was hurting from her high impact moves, but raked her nails across Primo's face and then delivered a ddt to the hard metal. Pain rolled over and sees Cash crawling over the briefcase, she makes it to her feet and grabs it, but Cash wakes out of his fog. He shoves his weight into her and then kicks her right knee. She drops the briefcase and he delivers a spin kick followed by Steel Chair shot to the knee, but with the briefcase that he refuses to let go of. Mistress Pain stumbles back and nearly through the hole in the cage roof. Primo trips her and she falls down to the bottom floor, he stands up holding his ribs and smirks then leaps over her hitting The Money Shot! The fans gasp at the high risk and Primo hits Pain hard their bodies breaking in half. Mistress Pain seem knocked out and Primo is crying from the suffering of the impact on his already hurting ribs.
Dick Mondo "What a move!"
Pat cummings ”How dare he! Is Mistress Pain alright?! Someone get some medical care out here!"
Mr. Sandman rushes to check on Mistress Pain as he sees her laying there injured ignoring the rest of the match. Love Dr is over them shaking his head with a smart looking smirk. Cash punches him with the briefcase as Love Dr had forgotten him, and then shoulder blocks Love r into the cage wall. Cash looks down and decides to start climbing to the outside while holding the case in his other hand. Mr Sandman lifts up Pain and carries her to the exit door kicking it open after a few tries and shouting at the officials to move. Aidan Cash touched the floor and held the Holiday Mayhem case tightly to his chest as the bell rang.
Ding Ding!
Dick Mondo "What carnage! That was really mayhem"
Pat cummings ”Nobody was left standing not even the winner although he is a alot better then anyone else. With Raven Trueblood as the champion an now Aidan Cash as the most valuable player in condernsership what is in store for the IWS Universe Championship?"
Dick Mondo "not to mention what are the Tag team champions up to? Tune into our next Injection folks to find out. Than you for joining us for Seasons Beatings have a Happy New Year!"
