Bobby Nameth is waking up after a night full of dreams of his upcoming match with Zena Cross against the team of Mr. Sandman and Mistress Pain. The idea of Zena's attitude talking about how she is the Boss along with that dominating attitude of Pain along with the images of both women has danced though his head till the buzzing of his alarm clock wakes him up. Hitting the alarm to turn it off and stretching his arms up in the air Bobby walks over to the mirror in his room. Yes he does still live at his "parents" being that his Aunt and Uncle are his folks and he might be 28 years old, but he is living it all up. Speaking of up, he smiles noticing his morning wood standing at attention in his mirror.
Bobby- "Well Hello there little solder! I see the visions of IWS chickas dancing in my head gots you saluting!"
He walks over to his dresser and grabs a pair of jeans pulling them over his boxers and attempting to flatten his protrusion. Admiring himself one last time before heading out to the kitchen, his aunt and uncle are already at work and the day is half over with the time being 12pm. He opens up the fridge and grabs a Bud Lite and heads towards the garage. A large cloud of smoke engulfs his face and he smiles before entering the building with loud music bouncing off the walls. Inside is a green 70s style sofa, with an old tv that has a duck taped antenna on the back of it sitting in front. There is a cot set up in the far corner, and a large stereo set up on the other end. Sitting on the couch passing a large blunt back and forth are his younger brothers Freddy and Dwayne.
Mississippi Queen by MountainFreddy- "Man....what in the tar nation are we watching??"
His brother takes a good long look at the black screen and smiles widely before taking a hit off the blunt.
Dwayne- "Dude this is Girls gone wild!"
Bobby laughs and both the twins look up in the air with confusion at hearing the laughter.
Dwayne- "Freddy! God is laughing at us!"
Freddy- "Damn all tar-nation Gawd are you trying to scare us?! You gots to give a man a little warning before bolting out like that! Damn!"
Bobby- "Yous all are obliterated and it is only noon."
Realizing that their older brother was the one laughing at them Dwayne and Freddy both look at one another and crack a grin.
Dwayne- "Its awake and bake, beside look at you holding a beer in your hand like you are George Jones! Honky it ain't no 5 o'clock."
Freddy- "Its got to be 5 o'clock somewhere."
Both the twins look at each other and in perfect unison shout. "What would Jimmy Buffet dooooo?"
But before Dwayne could even get started on the chorus of one of their favorite songs Freddy taps his shoulder.
Freddy- "Brother...you forgot what comes before 5 o'clock..."
Dwayne- "Awe shit...What would Willie dooooo?"
They pause and then again speak as a perfect choir. "Roooll me something fat and long, pack me a bowl or fill me a bong. It only comes twice a day, but I don't care...It's 420 somewhere." They laugh and give each other a high five while Bobby shakes his head and hops over the sofa to sit next to his brothers.
Bobby- "Is this what you wanted me to meet y'all out here fer first thing in the mornings?"
After taking a long drag off the now shrinking blunt Dwayne shakes his head and hands the smoking stick to Freddy as he hops off the couch and over to a cart that he wheels over to them and points towards the doors of their garage.
Dwayne- "Freddy! ... The lights."
He claps his hands and the lights turn off as Dwayne turns on the projector and the three brothers turn around backwards to look at the images the projector is displaying on the other end.
Freddy- "Holy snapping turtles! That's yer tag team partner?! I'd tag team her in a heartbeat!"
Dwayne- "I hear that brother! Now take a good long look at who is on your side Bobby."
The three men stare in awe at the image of Zena Cross over their wall. Bobby smirks and takes a drink of his beer.
Bobby- "It's nice, I been around the world unlike yous twos who only get to see these here Mississippi women that have a diet of crawfish and skunks. Well I will admit that Cross is a top class athlete and she not to bad on the eyes either."
Dwayne- "Well I ain't done yet..."
He clicks the button and the image changes to showing Josie Pleasure.
Freddy- "HOT DAMN! That's a hot ass bitch right there!"
Dwayne- "Damn right Freddy!"
Bobby- "Now wait just a cotton pickin minuet! What the heck does Josie Pleasure have to do with my match? Dwayne you just using excuses to make me look at women now."
Dwayne- "No, no no...there is a point here Bobby. We ares getting to know that woman on the opposite side of the ring this week. Mistress Pain, and to understand her we begin with Josie Pleasure. That ass is like the promised land! Whoooooo! At one point in time Mistress herself was a tag team partner..."
Freddy- "SWEET JESUS! They were what you call them there LESBIANS?!"
Dwayne- "Haha, one can hope Freddy...but where I was going with this is Mistress has outdone Josie...so we turn the page moving onto bigger and better things."
He hits the button again changing slides to this time showing a busty female with dark luring eyes and firmly holding onto her "girls" only showing a tease of what is under her hands.
Freddy- "Daaaaaaaaaaang nabbit! I think I got more wood then the Home Depot!"
His brothers both chuckle at Freddy's response to seeing this woman.
Bobby- "Now who is this and why are we looking at her...other then the obvious that is. haha."
Dwayne- "From what I got in the locker room gossip is that this woman is Candy someone who AJ Riot left Josie Pleasure for. True story y'all I asked Zena herself."
Bobby- "You talked to my partner without me?"
Dwayne- "Well... yeah."
Acting as if it is no big deal at all even though Bobby crosses his arms and looks back at this picture of Candy reluctantly listening to what his brother has to say about her.
Dwayne- "Now I couldn't find out a lot about her except that if you text this bitch she be sending you all kinds of freaky shit, I got boob pictures and her Hooooooly grail!"
Freddy- "What in sam hell?! Why didn't you show them to me?! Don't get me wrong it was a pleasure to get a show of Josie's sweet Michigan ass, but Candy...now that's dandy."
Dwayne- "Right and that was what I had got to thinking when I heard that AJ abandoned Josie for this filthy...filthy girl...filthy."
Bobby- "The boy really did move up in the world from one hot biscuit right on to another one, but what does this have to do with Mistress Pain?"
Dwayne- "Well we are getting there. Once AJ got this hood rat over with and out of his system is when Zena told me he mysteriously was seen in the possession of Mistress Pain."
He again hits the button changing slides in the projector and a picture of Mistress Pain appears.
Freddy- "GOOD LAWRD! ...brothers...pray for me... I am going to hell."
Dwayne- "We all are brother, we all are. Now Bobby look at that woman, look at that face. If you want to get to Pain you have to learn to be a riot. let loose cause some havoc! Tear up that bitch like a hog does slop! By the time she is done with this match YOU my brother are gonna be what she thinks about while striking this pose."
Bobby- "Ok I see wheres you are going and I like it. I got the stamina to go all night and the talent to delight. I think though you are forgetting about her tag team partner Mr. Sandman. I will have to also deal with him you know."
Both Freddy and Dwayne look at each other realizing they had forgotten to prepare something about Mr. Sandman.
Freddy- "Don't worry Dwayne, I gots you covered my brother."
He rolls off the couch and over to a case of slides him and Dwayne keep either to make fun of people or to drool over when they are having a burn down session, which is any time that they happen to be awake. He hands Dwayne a slide and then takes his seat back next Bobby. Dwayne puts the slide into the machine and sighs taking one last look at Mistress' picture before clicking the button.
Freddy- "Weeee Doggie somebody get that mutt a bone, that is one fugly ass Mutha!"
Bobby laughs an Dwayne nos his head in agreement with his twin brother.
Dwayne- "I know that's one hell of a troll that you will be fighting Bobby. This guy is sinister, he feeds off people's fears and lives to shatter their dreams. You heard that song Mr. Sandman? You ain't ever been alive if you haven't they play that son a bitch in the Back to the future! what people dream about he can give or take, Bobby this is your chance to beat a demigod! I envy you brother, not only are you going to face one of Satan's witches, but the unholy demon himself. Imagine the tail you gonna get after this victory."
Bobby- "As impressive as that sounds to imagine, I have to win the match before getting caught up in day dreams. I know what I got to do out there i got to be on the same page as my partner and take out the other teams strongest point. After that beating Pain took at Hallowicked I am gonna guess that she will see little ring time. That man is a brickhouse...don't start singing!"
The twins frown at one another hearing their older brother cut them off before they even get started on their shared thought.
Dwayne- "You also forgetting Bobby that by the end of the match this is your goal."
He again clicks the button and the picture changes once again showing Zena Cross.
Freddy- "Damn straight! You gonna get lucky like a ducky in the bathtub. hehehe!"
Dwayne- "See that longing in her eyes, see the way she is licking her lips. That's all for you brother, Zena wants to win this. She wants people to see she is the so called boss and hot damn Bobby! If you the man to help her accomplish that...WHOoOO the possibilities of thanks will be ENDLESS!"
By this point having finished his beer and putting up with and enjoying his brother's slide show, Bobby stands up and chuckles his face only slightly red with embarrassment.
Bobby- "God blessed me when he gave me you twos as little brothers. This pep talk has been sweet, but I got this. You both better pay attention to what happens this week, because you gonna learn that big brother Bobby can handle himself and anyone else that comes along. Both Mr. Sandman and Mistress Pain are gonna realize one thing about tangling it up with me."
Freddy- "What's that Bobby?"
Bobby- "That this is gonna hurt...there now you both can sing."
He starts walking out after clapping his hands and the lights coming back on. Dwayne had already found the stereo remote and hit the number combination fr his playlist that starts to play Bobby's theme song as he exits the garage.