Rabbit vs. Love Dr.

[AJ]

Singles Match
35 Time Limit
No Count Out/No DQ
Rabbit vs. "The Love Dr" Travis McLovin

*Post your Role Plays below, RP Limit = 2 RP
RP Deadline is on October 14th @ 9pm EST

[Rabbit]

What am I doing? Oh finishing this blunt and speaking my mind that's right. Now for a few weeks it been bothering me how can this Love Dr guy be all about love and yet be such a total douche? Whatever...damn this shit is good, but enough about that time to get this show on the road. You aught to see Alison now Evie she is crawling like a demon or some shit! That and Angel and Primo are both well...pretty much living here too. So not as alone as you might think I am, but seriously love I am showing this dick that enough is enough this week be glad you are not here or he would hump your leg. Anyway got a promo to shoot so XOXOXXOXX! - Tolkien


Finally the camera turns on and Rabbit sits in a char looking at the camera with a wide grin popping out from under his mask.

Rabbit- "YO! So Love Doctor this week is will be you and I. I got news for you it doesn't matter how much body spray you sell or how many women you bed I am beating your ass inside that ring. Rather is from the top or the bottom the left or the right you better believe that I will be coming from that direction!"

He hops up and zooms to the left and then right with wide crazy blue eyes and laughing before spinning around and sitting back down with his feet on the chair like he is preparing to leap again.

Rabbit- "You got me in the eyes man and that was gross! Now it's my turn and I don't think you could EVER handle this load motherfucker! Listen I am a nice guy...I really am dude, but now...heh now you want me to get all hippidy dibbity on you and you damn right I am gonna. That James dude he didn't get it done, and Primo you got the last word with him...now mofo....it's my turn. You gonna feel me like the lesbians and lonely ladies feel the Jackrabbit...don't know what that is look it us or go to you local porn shop and ask them I am sure you could use the education Love Doctor."

He laughs and slaps his knee from how funny he found the joke. In the background he hears Alison crying from waking up.

Primo- "Rabbit!!! She awake!"

Angel- "SHUT UP!"

He looks back at the camera with a grin and points his finger in the air with a hint of arrogance.

Rabbit- "Sorry dude, I am the daddy and I plan on showing you just why come Injection. You fucked with me and now it is time I fuck with you...peaceout Doctor."

He tosses up a peace sing and winks before the camera turns off and the scene blacks out.

[The Love Dr]

note to my fans: hey its the big D! just wanted to take this time and thank my fellow fans for making this love spray the most high body spray product in the us of a! and to the jokes who keep sending me mail asking me to give them tips on how to pick up the ladies, i am not match maker i am just a dude the ladies call for their check ups so stop it. and for the haters keep your broke back mountain asses off my shit love- the big D!

the scene opens up in a living room where we see the DR passed out on the sofa with the TV on. it appears he is at some chick's house he met at a bar last night. looks like she made him sleep on the sofa but he didn't care as long as it was a place to sleep. what he didn't know is she had a little boy who always watched cartoons in the am. he look up after opening his eyes and then to his side where he saw a kid. he was shocked at 1st because he knew nothing of the little boy was sitting on the floor watching loony Toons. now keep in mind the DR had a hang over from party rocking all night and who could blame him. anyways back to the case at hand. he got up and looked around the place to see where he was. the boy looked at him and spoke.::

boy" hi mister who are you?"

::the love DR just looked at him and laughed as if he was asking a stupid question but keep in mind he was hung over from the night before.::

love DR" i am the guy the bitches love and the guy the fellas hate!"

::keep in mind he was still half asleep and did not know the boy was only 7yrs old. he got up as the boy went back to watch TV. Travis went to the restroom as he did his duty ya know the duty i am speaking of. after that he went and washed his face to wake him up. just then the mother walks into the living room and kisses her son and ask him who's in the bathroom. keep in mind she was shit faced as well i mean that's the only girls that go with Travis. the boy responded with this.::

boy" he's the guy the bitches love and the guy the fellas hate! momma what dose the b word mean?"

:: she spitted her drink out as she almost choked she told her son.::

mom" son! don't ever say that again! mommy dose not like that world!"

son" sorry momma!"

:: just then Travis walks out into the living room as the chick looks like she saw a ghost and so did Travis.::

mom" who the hell are you?!"

Travis" i"M the love DR and you are cured bitch!"

::he grabs his stuff and heads out of the house as she throws a cup at the door on the way out. it didn't hit him of course cause he's good like that. he got the next taxi that came by and got in as the cab driver asked him where to go he said to the arena for the next taping of injection. on the way there he got a call from the stage crew guy. asking him if he could do a promo for his next match Travis was like sure. as he hung up they got there and he got out did not tip the cab driver so that pissed the cab driver off. Travis did not care as he made his way to the set to shoot the promo. he got there as the stage crew guy greeted him Travis begin to speak.::

Travis" so who am i facing?"

Tommy" your facing rabbit."

Travis" i"M facing an animal? quit playing who am i really facing?"

Tommy" his name is rabbit."

::Travis thought that this was a joke i mean he was already known as a lady hater but not they wanted him to face a furry little rabbit. what the hell was the match maker thinking? as Tommy gave him the OK to go he begins to speak.::

the love DR" well hello ladies and gents. i am your lady hater Travis MIcLovin we have all sorts of crazy shit here at Insane wrestling Society. and my challenger is no exception. for the 1st time in wrestling history i will be taking on the kids most loved Animal Bugs Bunny! i know this is crazy shit right? anyways bugs your time of making kids laugh are over as you enter the wrestling world. not just that but i get to have rabbit for dinner! so we all win. this is the stupidest shit i have ever had to do. but hey it is the job. but not all is lost because i can go for your female friend after i am done with you. then again you already got kids so it's like i gotta kill you in front of them and no i do not want to be there adopted daddy. i have no time for that. i ain't in that line of work. so i guess this is where i say as your friend porky pig would say. that that's all folks!"

::Tommy stops the camera as he gives the thumbs up. Travis thought that was the stupidest thing he just did but he knew he would get a good cut of money for it. Tommy thanked him as Travis walked out with one of the make up girl's as scene fades into the sunset.::

occ:: to easy bro lol

[Rabbit]

Dearest sweetest love,
It still is bumsville around here without you. Now Primo and Angel are off doing their own things and yet I am there for him like a friend should be. Love I am glad we are here to help him and I know they both irritate you to no end, but I know you care or you would have kicked them out. Wrestling in England better then here? This Love Doctor guy is more about bulling then the fight he has in front of him. I am just a cartoon character to him, which I am afraid as you well know I am not. Haha! I have been eating right and taking care of the house. I found someone to watch Alison for the next week month so that I can focus on Hallowicked coming up. This event could be big for us, you know Size doesn't Matter that is. I want us to be a well known tag team like the New Bloods and Legendary. You know how much I envy your sister's ex, I know he had a rough personal life, but he is a man dedicated. Trust me I will make you proud, Alison proud and me proud and maybe somewhere out there Alex will be proud too. I love you babe XOXOXOXOXxxxO - Tolkien


Where the Love Doctor has been thinking up more humors and funny ways to insult him Rabbit has been taking time walking through hiking trails enjoying what "nature" has to offer. Even if the guy did blind him Rabbit knows that everyone has a reason for acting out and tries to let it slide. This match is a chance for him to teach Travis not to disrespect him. Rabbit also wants to show that he is not just some underdog that can not win the fight, he is always "winning" that is his type of personality. Wearing a hoodie and his mask along with jogging sweats and running shoes Rabbit looks out onto the field that is behind his house. The wind blows peacefully, and he takes in a deep breath.

"It's all fun and games till somebody gets hurt. I am mature enough not to have to make fun of my opponent even if it is fun to do man. What I go out there and do is take care of business, and working overtime. I love everything in this Earth and I love what I do. I am a fighter I strive to be better then I was the day before. Each year that passes me by I become that much greater and that much better."

The wind silents down for a moment as if it is listening to Rabbit talk out loud. His mind is still heavy with worry for his twin brother and what type of trouble he is in, but right now is a time Rabbit is worried about himself.

"If I crumble then the rest will fall with me. I am like Atlas and holding the world on my shoulders. Angel is fine on her own we each bare a weight, and my tag team partner and I we are different. Alejandro is able to brawl and wrestler, he can do a lot of different things that are the ying to my yang. He got Travis to tap out and I was never given a chance to get back at the guy. I can fight my own battles and that is how things started, when Travis took a cheap shot at me. What type of role model would I be to just stand aside and let myself be stomped on like that?"

He thinks on the question, this is not something that most the IWS barbarians would think about. They are brutal and have little compassion or sensitivity. Rabbit has been shut out of this world by his phobias and yet fights them everyday. So many people have told him to give up or he is a waste of human life and yet he continues to live his life as happily as possible.

"I want Alison to see her uncle as strong. Her father is not a stable force, but I can force myself to be. It is mind over matter, and anything I put my mind to I can overcome. No matter how big or small the problem I got to step in and solve it, no matter how big or small the threat I have to terminate it because a man does that. I am not a little boy anymore so people can quit calling me the boy wonder. I am still into cartoons hells yeah! I mean dude who wouldn't love cartoons unless you are a vagina, let me tell ya. Jesh...people. The kids love cartoons and I know at their tiny ages I watched whatever I found amazing. This is amazing to me, when I am in that ring I am not an average Joe, I am a gladiator...and IWS Barbarian. I fight hard and leave it all in that squared circle. I give the crowd every second of adrenaline that pumps through my heart. God you hear me out there, I am gonna pay you back for the glory! You plant it I smoke it and boy!! Do I ever see the light! I walk farther now I breath deeper. I feel as if the Earth herself can talk to me, and inside that ring with the people screaming or laughing or whatever they do bro...I am gonna ride that lightening!"

Rabbit was fired up inspiring himself, because as he as learned if you do not inspire yourself who the hell will do it for you? Perhaps that is why he is so hell bent on being a stand up guy when his brother AJ is the opposite. They both have such good hearts the people would say, but LJ is just a bum living off his wife's money. AJ is a scumbag who nobody wants to trust, mostly because he doesn't trust anyone and will screw them over before they screw him. Rabbit puts his hands deeper inside his pockets starting to feel cold a little bit. The sun was disappearing and before long it would be totally dark outside. He turned around listening to the crickets start to chirp in the night air. He grinned a simple grin just being happy that he was happy not even sure why.

"I am excited that I have something, not just what I have in front of me every day. I get whatever I need and that's all a guy could ever ask for the rest is in my hands and I love being able to know that. I am better then a bully and I am better then a guy who has to sneak around to get his rocks off spraying us other Barbarians in the face with his...hehe....love spray. hehe sorry...sounds dirty....uh yeah. Life is amazing if you just let it be what it can be. Sorry to say I don't plan on holding back just because I am underestimated, in fact that drives me more. I know what true love is and giving this guy a good ass kicking is the best form of it I can think of. Touch love and teaching a dude not to fuck with another dude. oh..."

He turned and gave a peace hand sign to the field he was walking away from.

"Peace out nice talking to you."

He was not talking to anyone, but the wind but he hoped that somewhere out there maybe Alex could hear him. He knew his brother would be watching no matter what mental state either of them are in they are always connected.


Before too long Rabbit was back at the house and Primo was sitting at the table staring at an empty bottle.

"What are you doing?" Rabbit asked.

"Oh, uh that hoochie she left me. Keeps telling me she misses me...HAHAHA women. I don't miss her, but I miss that kush she burned up. Fuck her in the eye and out the ass!" Primo said in a furious tone.

Rabbit chuckled. "Drink another there buddy."

"I would...but detoxing. Dude we have bills to pay!" Primo seemed to go from angry to worried and then angry about being worried and not having more to drink. He stood up and got another beer from the fridge looking at Rabbit while wobbling.

"Listen man, I got a call and I think it will cheer you up. I heard that we might get your flaming torch of hope back." Rabbit says while having his arm around his buddy.

"NO WAY?" Primo says in excited shock.

"That's right man, the big guy is coming back." Rabbit seems happy, but Primo somewhat disappointed by the news like it is a let down.

"Oh, well that is great dude. I was just uh thinking...never mind. You know Size Doesn't Matter will be an impact in IWS. This Team Clark shit is picking up dude and before long they will be an authority. I don't like that at all. When those tag team titles are up for grabs we will be the first to grab them." Primo is focused on the titles he wants to taste gold again and Rabbit can tell.

"Man I am telling you we will be. You already beat this guy McLovin and I know in a fair match up I am going to knock him for a big loop. My friend trust in me, trust in yourself and trust in the team bro. We got this, I got this." Rabbit is confident and that counts in this line of work. On top of all his training he has done to give himself that boost he displays it proudly for his teammate. Primo smiles back finally and nods in agreement as the scene fades out and another night at the Rabbit house has come to a close.