Great Friday to Great Easter

[Rabbit]

First off this is my version of what happen in my head at Easter. Events are awesomely distorted to a Fuck Yeah point of view. You don't like it don't fucking read it, you still read it and feel offended then lighted up I never target ppl I just talk shit. Deal with it or walk away.


anyway the awesome greatest easter ever!!!

First off I rode in the car forever to go to the place I was going. On the way my one homie was telling me about this stuff we kept giving people. One dude was talking to his shed, his wife 'thought' she could not move and pissed herself. One person couldn't decide if they had their shoes on or off.

Now me, I am listening to all this thinking, yeah my ass. lol. Then I watched a person I know is tolerant have a freak the fuck out from once around the circle. After freaking out she puked all over the driveway. LMAO

so later on, man I hung out with god(my homie) & jesus(another homie). (least personally for me these two were acting like it. Jesus & God to me.) First we turned off the lights so jesus guy could sow us a trippy light. and other dude was like that an acid light so I felt like I took acid instantly, and had to calm myself down. lol

Then we turned the rest the lights off and had the black light on. We walked up the stairs (where the jesus dude has the sexiest pc set up I almost would have blown a load in my pants seriously. lol true fact) This shit was a 64 in monitor, and a concert like surround sound set up he has had since I have known him.

Anyway as we went up the stairs god dude was like "Man this the stair way to heaven."

I am odd so I started singing the song backwards and I was like Woooo we in Hades right now!!! then I freaked myself out and ran up the steps to get the fuck out of there.

We got upstairs burned and hung, old homie was like wow I need a drink, and I couldn't stop laughing. b/c I freaked out about going downstairs cause I was cracking up like humpty dumpty upstairs next to that sexy pc set up, and those two fools. xD I kept thinking about that girl that did the same stuff and she pissed herself. So I thought that's so great that she pissed herself. O.o ... and then I kept laughing at them and thinking oh shit I am going to piss myself. lol

So I go downstairs..(Stairway to heaven backwards) and I was down there like oh thank god solitude, hey this place is not so scary. I just need to calm down or I will walk into the house and the women will giggle and make me piss myself. (just looking at women make me laugh most the time) so then god man kept farting and being like "you alright man?"

I kept laughing it was farts from heaven. LMAO xD it was the greatest thing I'd ever thought. lol

but Hell no I was downstairs trying to walk about the door to go fucking pee before I just pissed myself and the dude kept farting onto the underworld. lol


Anyway I eventually walked into the house and got to fucking pee. hallelujah!


I don't remember much else after that adventure, but that was a good one. lol


Farts from heaven yeah take that Underworld the Almighty farts on you. xP lol

^Yes that is the sole thing that had me laughing for 30 minuets. lol


anyone else have an Easter adventure? I am bias mine was awesome, I was impossible to bring down after hanging out with my buds for once.