Post by AJ on Mar 25, 2016 23:27:26 GMT -5
The wind blows....
"Hello."
"This is a mess did you talk to the feds?"
"Yes I assure the two of you things are taken care of. No more civilians are permited to take part in dealings."
"Good. I will have them sign contracts. I found the perfect spot for our shows, and they can't say shit. Keep in touch."
The wind gets louder and we pan out over the vast desert, where is unsure. There in the distance is a little shack standing in a bubble is Queen Sophie. The camera catches a wooden building up in the air with a ring in front of it even further away.
Q. Sophie- "Good evening and welcome to IWS. As you can see our new surroundings are not quite normal . Since the whole conspiracy, Mr. Clark and I have had to be creative you might say. Though is not ideal and you can see that I am inside this bubble contraption, it is to maintain a sand free enivorment. Our employees on the other hand, have to deal with the dreadful conditions and risk having anyone interfer with their match. "
*insert Dax, pissing off Sophie*
Dax- "But that is the beauty of this idea * Sophie glares* because now the stakes are higher than before and there is no possible way they can shut us down now. Too graphic my ass! It's called entertainment fuckers! *Cue Sophie*
Q.Sophie- "As I was saying, this is a brave new world we are conquering and tonight we are going to be" *cue Dax*
Dax- "Something spectacular! By the way Soph, I gotta ask, why the bubble? Afraid of sand and wind?"
Q. Sophie- "Do not! Mr. Clark, I warn you!" *POP*
Dax- "Enjoy the show." *wink*
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The cameras are in the both now with Dick and Pat.
DICK- "Hello ladies and gentlemen, things here at IWS have changed, but that is not going to stop us. We are still going to bring you gore, and mayhem."
PAT- "Yea so what we are doing is illegal, and some people might have... well uh died, but the IWS is dangerous! This is not for the weak of heart Dick! The fans have been waiting stop prolonging things man."
DICK- "You are right Pat. Our opening match is The Trademark Shane Trudex facing Jack Sinister. Now you know Pat that Mistress Pain and Josie Pleasure will be at ringside. These two will always have bad blood between them and you have to think tonight will be no different."
PAT- "Hell no it won't be. Josie is with her man....The Trademark, and Mistress is with her puppy boy Jack Sinister, you know these two guys are wanting to get the win tonight and that these ladies are going to do whatever they can to make that happen."
*Cameras go to ringside where a small structure was put up with a large tarp hung over it. A tunnel leads towards a large Asylum looking structure. (Must have been put here only for the IWS) there are chairs sets up some tipped over, but NO ONE is in attendence. We pan back up to the announcers inside an elevated booth with massive speakers to hear them call the action without ANY wrestlers getting to them.*
DICK- "This is your opening match... introducing first... he weighs in tonight at 194 pounds and stands at 6 feet, being accompanied to the ring, by the LONGEST Reinging champion in IWS history, Mistress Pain.... he is Jack Sinister!!!"
*Jack's Music Hits* www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDwotNLyz10
The opening to Kashmir by Led Zeppelin plays through the PA System as the music kicks in Jack walks out from behind the curtian, his new manager Mistress Pain walked out and stood beside him smirking as he then making his way to the ring after looking to her for permission.
He is wearing a shiny black shades with his hair spiked in a crazy way, his wrist are taped heavily and he is sporting black wrestling tights and boots. He walks over and glares at the crowd before Mistress Pain redirects him to the ring aking his sun glasses off, he enters is and coldly stares at the tarp.
DICK- "And his opponent..."
*Shane's Theme hits*
There is a pause and Jack paces first Josie walks out onto the stage and the music fades. All eyes fall on her these richy rich types have not seen a woman like this, that they will admit to anyway.
Josie Pleasure- "Ladies...heh and let's face it... the ones who are mostly here... Nobody. Haha. Since nobody is here in this shit bucket for me to adress I want you shitheads in the back to listen up. The man you are about to see is a multiple time world champion, multiple time tag team champion, he has wrestled near and far all over this world and he is MY MAN.... The Trademark Shane Trudex! (she pauses) Do you think you deserve to face him Jack? Do you think that Mistress Tickle has you prepared for the shear brutality that Shane is capible of? Haha! He hails from Calgary, Alberta, Canada so you know he is better than anyone here... he weighs a sexy 225 pounds while standing 6 feet tall. The Trademark... Shane Trudex!"
She turns around and Shane enters from behind the tarp, he smirks and poses for the fans that are not there, and than walks to the ring with Josie grabbing his arm smiling widley at how the other men would be so jealous of Shane right now. He enters the ring and looks at Jack eye to eye with a bit of madness in those baby blues.
Ding ding!
DICK-"Shane strikes first! Jack is shaken by that strength, The Trademark is unleashing hell right now in the opening of this match. there is an Irish whip into the ropes from Trudex to Sinister, the Kid ducks a clothesline and rebounds off the ropes...a springboard moonsault! Shane is caught by suprise, Jack hooks the leg.... One... Twoo.....Trudex kicks out! He is up quick *CRACK* there is a kick to the skull by Sinister, and a lift and right low kick to the calf followed with a spinning back heel kick. Jack Sinister is showing us he is a very fast striker, he goes for an Irish whip....But Shane counters and yanks him into a short arm clothesline. He is rubbing his Jack from that thunderous kick Jack got on him."
PAT- "LOOK DICK! Mistress is on the ring apron!"
Shane- "Get out of my face!"
He shouts at her and Mistress hops down as Josie comes around the corner chasing her. The ref reaches out between the ropes and warns Josie to calm down as she starts to argue with him. Mistress antaganoizes her and Josie jumps her. The ref gets out of the ring and intervens with them, Shane walks to the edge of the ring and shouts encouragement to Josie. She Irish whips Mistress at the ring post, but she reverses it and instead Josie's face collides with the steel ring post. Shane demands the Ref checks on Josie as he leans out of the ring. Jack is crawling to the edge of the other side of the ring and Mistress reaches into her breast grabbing something and handing it to Jack. He tucks his right hand into his waist and staggers to his feet limpped over.
DICK- "What a camotion, and Mistress causes the opening she needed as she hands Jack something. LOOK OUT SHANE! He must have heard Jack as he turns and grabs the young buck, but *THUD* Jack with a MASSIVE RIGHT HAND! I think that young man knocked himself out of his boots as he hits the ground with Shane."
PAT- "Mistress is in a hurry to get Jack up so he can make that pin isn't she? These two might be out, Jack's not really that trained of a fighter now is he?"
Jack rolls over and sees Mistress pointing to Shane. He looks over and stumbles to his feet, he finds a corner and starts t oclimb much to Mistress Pain's frustration. Josie is up and on the ring apron, she wiggles the ropes and Jack somehow manages to keep his balance like a tight rope walker he makes his way to another corner. Mistress Pain yanks Josie off the rin apron and the two claw into the other wanting to rip the other's face off. Jack stands up and aims before hitting The Adrenaline Rush! Jack sits up looking dazed, he falls back on Shane like a back rest Josie attempts to enter the ring, but Pain grabs ahold of her as the ref counts. One... Two... Three! Ding Ding Ding!!!
As the crowd reacts to the outcome of the match, Mistress let's go of Josie, so she can slide into the ring to be Shane. Jack rolls out of the ring before Josie can attack him and she forgets him fast to make sure Shane is safe. Jack hands the brass knuckles back to Mistress as she smirks, putting them back into her cleavage where they were produced from in the first place and she motions for a mic.
Oops! Did Jackie paper, hurt dear ol' Shaney Poo? You know I've heard some rumors that your loser group, Legendary is trying to reform. I say let it stay dead.
You know Josie, this doesn't even things up in the least. I've been trying to keep things civil between us and forge a more beneficial relationship, but you just can't seem to move past our history so I guess that means that I have am forced to be chained to those chapters as well. I believe Jackie paper, here is the only one that is immune to your feminine wilds and as remained true to his Mistress. Tonight is only the sample of things to come. Behind my back you talk with sharpened tongue, corrupt my words and my deeds, so spit your fire at me because I just planted Shane's body like a seed.
Josie is seething with anger as she blazes a fiery glare at Mistress and maybe if it weren't for Shane lying on the mat, she would have already chased her backstage. Mistress blows a kiss in Josie's direction as Jack, smiles widely knowing that he did his work satisfactorily. She pats her chest where the knuckles are securely hidden as the duo back pedal up the make shift ramp.
DICK- "Like I said these two will never be done. I am sure that Josie will not let this slide."
PAT- "Does she ever Dick? I am told there is a special announcement from Dax Clark involving the tag team championship. We are going not to Mister Clark LIVE with One Half of the IWS Tag Team Champions, The Wolf Dolphus Dresden."
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The Cameras go somewhere and Dresden is standing next to Dax with both the tag team titles. Dax looking sharp looks at the camera with a stern face.
Dax Clark- "Jerrick Hadrian has not been found in weeks. Due to the terms in the Corperation contracts Dolphus you must vacate the titles if Jerrick is unable to compete. However you are able to pick a partner within the Corperation and defend the titles in a tag team Gauntlet match."
Dolphus Dresden- "My partner is Jerrick Hadrian, should I even show up to this match? Shane and Josie put that clause in there and you know that."
Dax Clark- *as he takes the titles* "If you want another title shot in this orginazation than you'll show up to that match. Ryan was who started the Corperation, he believed that stuff could be ran with athority. I like that idea, but my little brother lacks that trait. *he turns to the camera again* Dick and Pat the IWS Tag Team Championships will be on the line, March 26th on live stream at 00:01:00 eastern standard time at IWSSpecialEdition.blog. I have heard there will be somewhere around 15 teams competing for these. *holds up titles* Do you want these titles? Contact me at TheClarkMaster@bazooka.mail, I promise I will get YOU and YOUR TEAM here and you will become part of the inasinity. There will be more announcements coming up guys, and you better believe it will be wild here. I oaught to know I am the Wild one. haha. Ok now get out of here."
Dresden departs and the cameras turns of so we can return to Dick and Pat.
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DICK- "That's a pretty large announcement there by The Wild One, the man in charge of Secerity around here...Mister Dax Clark. I wonder where Jerrick Hadrian is at Pat?"
PAT- "No idea Dick, but I know that The Natural Order could be done without even a fight. What a shame one of the best tag teams broken up by The Corperation's downfall. How much damage will Shane and Josie cause here before someone puts them down?? Something has to be done Dick!"
DICK- "Calm down Pat, the world will not end. We are now heading to our next match. The eXtinction title was on a road that was very long for Alejandro Primo, but along the way he somehow became America's sweetheart. The dumb egghead's valet Bambi Klymaxxx has been a large part of that though and tonight Primo will defend the eXtinction title against a man who is suffering greatly Raven Trueblood."
PAT- "Raven has been at the top before if only for a short while, and he himself had a saving grace in his saregant brother Rabbit, who sadly passed away after a match with the IWS Universe Champion Dorian Blake."
DICK- "Blake murdered Rabbit! He is a one trick pony and Rabbit proved it by getting that victory over him. The champion is a bully Pat! What a dirty scum of the earth!"
PAT- "and YOUR Universe Champion do not forget that Dick. Many people have seen that AJ Riot is off his rocker completly now that he has lost his twin brother, some say they see him others say they have not seen him in months, but we shall get to him later."
DICK- "Yes for right now Primo has tried to spark a fire under Raven wanting this match to be a tribute to someone that both of them care about and that being the late Rabbit."
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*Cameras cut to the ring, sand is blowing as Primo's theme hits*
PRIMO's THEME SONG
Primo walks without Bambi next to him?!?!?! the loud fog horn in the background. Primo has a grin and pauses before striding with his music. He lowers his large sunglasses and reaches overs and hits the outstretched hands from the barricade, wait... there is no barricade...No audience?!?! The PRETEND females in the audience scream for him to flex his muscles for them and he does not disappoint them like usual...posing for their cameras and laughing. before entering the ring. He climbs the tops rope and poses he takes off his sunglasses and tosses them into the seats (Really there are only seats) He than hops down and a crew member hands him a mic. He walks around before the music gets defening again, he cuts his hand over his neck and the music fades and Primo's smile fades as he gets serious Sushing the invisible crowd.
Primo- "To be serious for a moment, at the last injection...The Primo lost a dear friend...hell maybe The Primo's only real friend. Rabbit .... Tolkien you will be missed. Although the Primo is not your twin brother, The Primo feels there was a brotherhood. Sure Josie sat between us, and we had a falling out didn't we, but The Primo has never not had respect for you. The greatest comentator of all IWS history! The best back stage interviewer! Friend, The Primo thinks you should have stuck to the desk work. Not all dreams come true, and perhaps that is my fault for being such a primo guy and not stoping you, ...for letting you dream! ... but as sad as this is The Primo will never forget you, and the IWS will never forget the path that you pathed.
All right Raven.... come on out here... Rabbit was your brother in The Flock... he traveled with you... Where were you when Our Universe Champion took him out? Where was Raven when his brother needed him. Let's fight for this... *holds up the eXtinction title* This title that he never got, this title that will forever be out of his reach. The Primo is going to defend this title and remain the hero to all the Rabbit's and Tolkien's out there. There will be none of this... "Let's go Raven.... Let's Go Raven..." Oh no...The Primo hears silence and in that silence this is all that matters. *puts title back around his shoulder.* I have fought hard to get here boy, I have fought hard to stay in this life and keep living a dream within a dream. Let's do this Raven... show me you want this... you show me that passion that I seen within your brother... of has it died off with him?"
*Primo waits.... Raven's Theme hits and his body tenses*
RAVEN'S THEME SONG
The fake crowed cheers as the sunlight focus on Raven in the top right corner he doesn't look impressed he has a mic in his hand as he speaks.
Raven- "you call yourself a champion but all I see is a false prophet trying to beg to be noticed. You call yourself a friend of Tolkien's, but all I see is greed in your eyes. These fans don't want the lies to continue these fans don't want some poster boy holding a championship that means more to them then it will ever mean to you. You want to fight? So it shall be done quote to the Raven never more should it be."
He drops the mic and makes his way to the ring, and never takes his eyes away from Primo.
DICK- "Here we go Pat, these two going toe to toe in honor of their fallen friend. Primo had to fight hard to get that title, Mistress Pain of course is who brought fame to the eXtinction title. Longest reigning champion in IWS history."
PAT- "And Primo broke that streak, it took a hell of a lot of tries and it took a swift kick in the ass but he managed to do it. What is Raven's problem saying the eXtinction title does not mean that much?"
DICK- "Not sure Pat, but here we go ... *DING DING* ... Raven and Primo stare at each other in the middle of the ring as the Ref holds up the title. Primo looks like he is talking smack pointing at the title. Oh he jabs Raven in the chest hard with his index finger, and Raven with a hard right hand sending Primo back to the turnbuckle. Look at the shock on his face as he holds his cheek. Raven dashes after him but Primo ducks out of the way and traps Raven in the corner."
Primo- "Yea Mama!"
He hits Raven with a stiff punch and than a back hand chop a right and a left and a right jab showing off some fancy boxing skills. He lifts Raven into a suplex and a pinfall for a One count only. Primo strikes Raven before standing him up and delivering a Irish whip into the corner again followed by a running shoulder trust.
PAT- "Raven laughs as if Primo got one in him, he then slaps Primo across the faces. Oh Dick, Primo with a knee to the gut, and he chokes Raven in the corner. He did not like that slap. Raven rakes at Primo's eyes and gets separation."
DICK- "oh snap Raven goes for the knee to the face as he goes blow after blow into Primo's face, there is Raven with an Irish Whip to the ropes, Primo grabs them and stops himself. Look at Primo with the taunting, and Raven with a clothesline over the tope rope. He turns away, but Primo skins the cat! Raven sees this and this time he puts more of an UMPH on that clothesline sending Primo out over the top rope and to the floor."
PAT- "Looks Dick! Primo gets up slowly as Raven runs from one end to the other with a suicide dive! Both men are down crashing into those empty steel chairs! Primo is hurting bad, I am not sure Raven even knows where he is at. Come on Primo, pull yourself up with that chair you can do it. He has the steel chair now measuring Raven as he stands up and swings, but Raven ducks and Primo misses!"
DICK- "What the hell is this woman doing out here?!"
Bambi Klymaxxx rushed down to the ring. (All the males and lesbos at home watched this in slow motion....sloooow motion..Mmmm.) Raven does not notice the music-less entrance as Bambi grabs him and climbs on his back wrapping one arm around him and the other one yanking his hair.
Bambi- "Leave Primo alone!"
PAT- "what the hell?!?"
DICK- "Raven shoves her off him and to the floor. Primo with a thumb to the eyes as Raven turned around!"
Bambi- "YAY Primo!" She says jumping up and down.
PAT- "HELL YEA! Let's go PRIMO!!!! WooHoo!!"
DICK- "Pat ...control yourself! Raven kicks Primo and grabs the chair SMACK right over the skull and than...DDT to the chair!! *CRACK* Primo is out on the ground, and Raven sits up with a sick smirk on his face, he rolls over Primo and starts hammering him with punches. Primo is busted open Pat! Raven has busted open The Primo!"
Bambi squeals in disgust at all the blood coming off Primo's face. Primo pushes Raven off him and rolls over to his stomach.
Bambi- "PRIMO COME ON!"
Raven grabs him and delivers a knee to the gut before shoving Primo back into the ring. He climbs up the apron and delivers a leg drop to Primo's throat. He rolls around wildly in the ring holding his throat. Raven laughs out loud and crosses his heart before rolling into the ring. He rolls up Primo for a pin attempt, but there is only a two count! Primo in desperation cracks Raven with a clothesline! Primo crawls to the ropes and pulls himself up. The red blood is streaming down his face, Primo wipes his hand over his face and his eyes get wide. He screams madly and rushes at Raven delivers thunderous kicks and punches showing shades of his talent with MMA. Bambi cries out madly with glee as seeing Primo taking control of the momentum.
Primo- "You're gonna make me bleed?! You are going to ake me bleed you little maggot?!"
DICK: "Sharp kick to the skull by Primo, Raven is falling like a tree....Tiiiiiimber! Primo covers him and shouts at the ref. One... Two...Raven with the kick out still."
Primo hits the mat and gets up in the Ref's face. "You better pay attention, you hear me?!"
PAT: "Primo shoves the Ref, he is getting a bit of an attitude here tonight isn't he?"
DICK: "Primo picks up Raven and delivers a punch and a chop and a jab, now a spinning wheel kick! Primo is getting his momentum back Pat. He stands up an poses mocking his opponent Raven. He shoves his heel off his face, how disrespectful."
Primo: "You are no brother... Hear me... I am THE PRIMO...you are NOTHING...NOTHING RAVEN!"
PAT: "Primo has Raven and Irish whips him int othe ropes and wraps him into The Big Sleeper! What a tight grip Primo has on this full nelson. Raven is wiggling around like a rag doll."
DICK: "That wound is still pouring blood, both these men have to be getting tired after the blood lose. Raven is not giving up here folks he is fighting."
Raven struggles and clunches his fist, he delivers a low blow without the Ref seeing. Primo drops the hold and Raven turns around suprising Primo with The Wicked Path! The flowing DDT plants Primo to the mat hard. Raven struggles to get back up seeming a bit dizzy, he rolls over and crawls overtop of Primo hooking his leg as the Ref counts.
PAT: "Raven has the pin! One... Twoo....TH-NO Primo gets the shoulder up! I can't believe this Dick."
Primo is pulled up by Raven, but he reverses him and delivers a spinebuster. Primo hooks on The 1st Degree! He is going to make Raven submit.
Primo: "Yeah BUrn baby Buuuurn!!! Tap Raven! ..... TAP!"
He yanks on the move more arching Raven painfully. Raven screams unconsciously the pain surging through his back and neck. He reaches out and pushes his body to the ropes inch by inch. Each time he pulls himself closer Primo wrenches tighter and the pain gets more blinding. Raven loses consciousness as his fingertips grasp the bottom rope.
DICK: "There are still rope breaks here folks. Lucky for Raven."
Primo is furious, he staggers to his feet and shoves the ref again. "He tapped! You pathetic man! Go make a sandwich like a bitch!" Primo slaps the Ref hard and knocks him down, he turns around and stomps on the back of Raven's neck.
PAT: "What is wrong with Primo?! He is lucky there are no fans they would boo him, but I kinda like this attitude. Haha...that Ref deserved that. Primo grabs Raven....NO Raven reverses with a jawdropper!"
DICK: "YES he did Pat, and Raven grabs Primo with the Cross!!! Make him tap Raven! Make that son of a bitch tap!!"
Primo shouts no loudly and yanks up while Raven cries out loud and yanks on the move with all his ability. Primo can't fight the reality anymore being stuck dead in the middle of the ring and taps the mat! The Ref jumps up signaling for the bell. DING DING DING!!!
DICK: "RAVEN DID IT!! OH MY GOD RAVEN DID IT!"
The Ref has to tug Raven off Primo and he falls to his knees screaming at the top of his lungs. The Ref walks over to him and hands him the eXtinction championship belt. Raven grasp the title to his bloody face now leaning face down onto the mat. Raven finally makes it to his feet blood and tears staining his face as the Ref holds his hand up victoriously.
PAT: "That he did Pat, I can't believe it. Raven did what Rabbit never could and now he is the eXtinction Champion."
DICK: "What and emotional moment for that man. So much work, so much heartache, and now Raven is on his way to redeeming his fallen friend Rabbit."
Raven takes the title and climbs the turnbuckle holding it high and looking up at the sky still crying with joy. He won this match for Rabbit just like he promised he would, he is the eXtinction champion just like Rabbit wanted to be.
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Backstage The IWS Universe Champion is standing there, his demonic looking mask and long hair draped over his face. He has on a red body suit with a tank top and his IWS Universe Title is hanging over his right shoulder. His tag team partner Brandon Young is chatting with him. Mary Jane tries her hardest to be polite in the pretense of this juvenile.
Josie Pleasure comes into the shot and looks at Young.
Josie Pleasure- "Get lost peep squeak."
B. Young will not stand for that he gets ready to say something, but Blake puts his hand on his shoulder. Young looks at the large hand and than at Josie. "Whatever I didn't want to hand out back here anymore anyway."
Josie looks at Blake and than Mary Jane.
Josie Pleasure- "Since you can get things through to Dorian than I want you to hear me out. I'm not impressed nor angry that he killed Rabbit. I do see he will get things done no matter what that takes now. I might have misjudged him...do you hear that?"
She looks at Blake now as she says it.
Josie Pleasure- "There is something missing from around my waist and Shane's. I think the gold in this company needs to go Legendary... you think about what type of title reign you want to have Blake... think good and hard about it."
She walks off and Mary Jane rolls her eyes.
Mary Jane- "Can you believe her sweetheart?"
Dorian Blake- "Yes... She might have been troubled, but I am the one that told her about the power of the dark-side. I left two things behind when I died... my light and my darkness. Josie is my darkness, and she will consume this world like death's shadow."
He watches Josie walk off and we fade away.
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DING DING DING!
The wing announcer stands in the middle of the ring, YES we still pay her so DAMN IT she is gonna work!
Kristine Otto: "This is the MAIN EVENT and it is scheduled for ONE FALL...."
AJ Riot's THEME SONG
There is a moment of pause as the music plays. AJ stands in front of the tarp with his back to the crowd. he has on a hooded vest drawn over his head. he turns around with the words {Be Mine} and shoves back his hood revealing....his masked head. He takes his time walking around the ring looking over this new enviornment and taking it in. Riot grabs a mic and takes off his vest before rolling inside the ring and dancing around a little bit and cutting his hand over his throat.
AJ Riot - "Be Miiiiiiine... Sister salvation. Juke Joint Jezebel, is coming for my crematioooooooon! .........Be miiine, sister salvation. Closer now, see the revelaTION! the revelation!the revelation! the revelation! .... Oh. You know when that song was played over and over and over to me I thought my mind would go mad, but instead I have found enlightenment. Why are we here today? Mistress I know what you did and I know what you'll do to keep you spot on top. I was locked away by my salvation, and in that Lord did I find myself. The punishment I endured, the thoughts that filled my head. Those were the moments that prepared me for this betrayal. We were never going to last you sweetly disgusting woman? You don't own AJ Riot.... You'll never own me!"
*Mistress Theme hits*
Mistress Pain's Theme
Mistress stands at the top of the ramp as she grinds her body. As she makes her way toward the ring she cracks her whip on the ramp. AJ has jumped out of the ring and sprinted up the stage to confront Pain. She stops in her tracks and readies to fight.
Dick: And just like that the fireworks have begun in the desert!
Pat: But... but... Kristine didn't even get to do her introductions...
Dick: No time for that, these two fighters are livid.
Pat: NO! THAT IS NOT OKAY! *Pat gets up and leaves the booth, walking down the steps*
Dick: Pat, I don't think that's a wise idea...
While Pat heads towards the two combatants, they take turns trading punches. Pain still has her whip in her hand, and uses the butt end of it to catch AJ across the face. AJ staggers back and whips AJ right across the back sending him reeling. Pat finally reaches them, shouting for them to stop the fighting. Riot and Pain both pause, confused, tilting their heads to the side. They each take their attention off of Pat and look at each other. AJ shrugs his shoulders. Pain points to AJ and then points to herself, raising her eyebrows. AJ raises his hands, backs away and points toward Pain. Pain quickly snaps the whip across Pat's back, debilitating him and sending him to the ground, writhing in pain.
Dick: That went about as well as expected.
Pain steps over Pat, shaking her head. AJ grabs a chair and prepares himself to try and parry Pain's whip. Pain snaps the whip a few times around AJ. She reaches back to whip AJ, but before she can, AJ throws the chair at her, hitting her in the face and causing her to drop the whip. Riot rushes toward Pain and pushes her backward, causing her to trip and fall over Pat. AJ grabs another chair on his way over to Pain.
Dick: I'm not quite sure why there are all these chairs set up, we knew there weren't going to be any fans here...
Just then, a loud motor can be heard getting closer and closer to the action. AJ has begun delivering vicious chair shots to Pain who's trying to regain her footing, but keeps tripping over Pat. AJ reaches the chair over his head but then sees something out of his peripheral vision, tosses the chair to the side, and dives out of the way, narrowly avoiding being run over by a dune buggy. Out from the drivers seat jumps Aidan Cash dressed up in 1920's aviation gear. He grabs Pat, tosses him into the passenger seat, and speeds over to the announce's booth before depositing Pat next to Dick and speeding off.
Dick: What. The. Fuck. Was that all about?! I Thought they said NO ONE COULD GET IN HERE?!
Pat: GoddamnsonsofbitchesneedtorespectKristineOtto *Pat exclaimed before collapsing in a heap*
During the distraction, Pain was able to get back to her feet and grab her whip. Meanwhile, AJ grabbed a steel steel chair from ringside. AJ grabs it from the end and uses it like a battering ram to drive Mistress back up the entrance. As she backpedals, she trips and falls backward. AJ throws the metal chair on top of her and hits a running senton on top of the steel chair and Mistress.
Dick: I'm not sure who that hurt more! Both competitors are struggling to get to their feet.
AJ gets up first but by the time he makes his way over to Pain, she too is on her feet. Pain does a quick spin and mule kicks AJ right in the intestinal fortitude. AJ hunches over and groans. Mistress goes to grabs him and AJ dodges out of the way and laughs as he punched her hard in the face. AJ goes for a suplex, but Pain reverses and slams him down on the sandy ground. She stomps her foot ontop of his chest and twist her foot AJ screams and shoves her away clinching his chest tightly. Mistress chuckles and drags him by his mask toward her. She grabs ahold of the entrance tarp and starts to choke AJ with it. After a brief struggle, AJ is able to break free by elbowing Pain repeatedly in the midsection. AJ irish whips Pain toward the ring and chases after. Pain slides face first into the ring and springs up to greet AJ, who's just behind her. Pain takes advantage of her positioning to viciously stomp on AJ a few times...
Dick: FLASH MISTRESS BOMB! Mistress Pain goes for the cover!
One!
Two!!
NO! AJ kicks out just in time. Mistress can't believe it and starts arguing with the official. AJ capitalizes on this distraction to hit a running bulldog on Mistress. AJ stops to shout up at Dick and Pat.
AJ Riot: "Announce that shit! Who uses a Bulldog?! This muthafucka that's who!"
He turns back to Pain and lifts her up and kicks her in the gut followed with.... THE DYING QUIVER!
Pat: Nofawwkingwayshekicksoutofthatthatcrazybitch
Dick: Riot with the cover! This should be it!
One!
Two!!
Two and half!!
NO! Mistress pain kicks out at the last second. AJ wastes no time and goes for a second cover, but Mistress kicks out after one. AJ lifts Pain up and throws her into the corner so hard that she bounces out. He follows closely behind and hits the Avalanche Crash! Pain is down on the mat! Instead of going for the cover, AJ climbs up to the top turnbuckle, sets his target, and leaps off for the All Apologies elbow drop, BUT MISTRESS PAIN ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY! Pain to her feet first, she lifts up AJ and hits a corner powerbomb!
Dick: PAIN IS RELENTLESS! SHE'S LIFTED AJ TO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE AND HITS THE FRANKENSCREAMER!
Pat: DICKITHINKNTHATTOOKALLHERENERGYOUTOFHER
Dick: Pain is slow going for the cover, but she finally drags herself over!
One!
Two!
Three!
NO THE REF SAYS AJ'S FOOT WAS ON THE ROPE! We still do rope breaks, we're not animals!!
PAIN IS FURIOUS!! She backs the ref into a corner and lays into him verbally but somehow keeps her cool enough to not lay a hand on him. AJ's back to his feet, but Pain doesn't know this yet! She turns around and GETS LEVELED WITH A TAKE THE CALL CLOTHESLINE! AJ scrambles up to the top rope and sets his sights once again, *AJ points to the sky* and takes flight and...
DICK: AJ HIT THE ALL APOLOGIES ELBOW DROP! SHADES OF THE MACHO MAN!
Pat: Ohh yeah, the cream always rises to the top...
Dick: AJ ISN'T GOING FOR THE PIN?!
AJ picks Pain up and lifts her up for a stalling vertical suplex! Showing off just how strong he really is that he can hold her there. The blood rushes to Pain's head the longer he holds it mocking her as he does.
Pat: OUT COMES JACK SINISTER!
Dick: He's not in this match, get him out of here!
AJ converts into a neckbreaker and tries to go for the pin before Sinister can interrupt...He grabs the back of her tights and manages to use the ropes without the Ref seeing this.
ONE!
TWO!!
THREE!!!
Jack slides into the ring!! AJ slides out quickly.
DING DING DING!
Kristine Otto: "and your winner AJ Cash!"
Dick: Sinister is in the ring, but AJ isn't going to stick around to hear what he has to say. Riot rolls out of the ring, grabs the belt and hightails it out of here.
Pat: What belt?
Dick: "I don't know, but he has a bleedy belt Pat, I AM NOT CRAZY!"
AJ flees into the crowd of empty chairs holding what looks like Pain's old eXtinction Championship sure enough. What the hell I wonder? Pain is furious as Jack Sinister checks on her. Injection leaves fading off on the fuming Mistress Pain, as the laughing AJ Riot speeds off into the desert.
"Hello."
"This is a mess did you talk to the feds?"
"Yes I assure the two of you things are taken care of. No more civilians are permited to take part in dealings."
"Good. I will have them sign contracts. I found the perfect spot for our shows, and they can't say shit. Keep in touch."
The wind gets louder and we pan out over the vast desert, where is unsure. There in the distance is a little shack standing in a bubble is Queen Sophie. The camera catches a wooden building up in the air with a ring in front of it even further away.
Q. Sophie- "Good evening and welcome to IWS. As you can see our new surroundings are not quite normal . Since the whole conspiracy, Mr. Clark and I have had to be creative you might say. Though is not ideal and you can see that I am inside this bubble contraption, it is to maintain a sand free enivorment. Our employees on the other hand, have to deal with the dreadful conditions and risk having anyone interfer with their match. "
*insert Dax, pissing off Sophie*
Dax- "But that is the beauty of this idea * Sophie glares* because now the stakes are higher than before and there is no possible way they can shut us down now. Too graphic my ass! It's called entertainment fuckers! *Cue Sophie*
Q.Sophie- "As I was saying, this is a brave new world we are conquering and tonight we are going to be" *cue Dax*
Dax- "Something spectacular! By the way Soph, I gotta ask, why the bubble? Afraid of sand and wind?"
Q. Sophie- "Do not! Mr. Clark, I warn you!" *POP*
Dax- "Enjoy the show." *wink*
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The cameras are in the both now with Dick and Pat.
DICK- "Hello ladies and gentlemen, things here at IWS have changed, but that is not going to stop us. We are still going to bring you gore, and mayhem."
PAT- "Yea so what we are doing is illegal, and some people might have... well uh died, but the IWS is dangerous! This is not for the weak of heart Dick! The fans have been waiting stop prolonging things man."
DICK- "You are right Pat. Our opening match is The Trademark Shane Trudex facing Jack Sinister. Now you know Pat that Mistress Pain and Josie Pleasure will be at ringside. These two will always have bad blood between them and you have to think tonight will be no different."
PAT- "Hell no it won't be. Josie is with her man....The Trademark, and Mistress is with her puppy boy Jack Sinister, you know these two guys are wanting to get the win tonight and that these ladies are going to do whatever they can to make that happen."
*Cameras go to ringside where a small structure was put up with a large tarp hung over it. A tunnel leads towards a large Asylum looking structure. (Must have been put here only for the IWS) there are chairs sets up some tipped over, but NO ONE is in attendence. We pan back up to the announcers inside an elevated booth with massive speakers to hear them call the action without ANY wrestlers getting to them.*
DICK- "This is your opening match... introducing first... he weighs in tonight at 194 pounds and stands at 6 feet, being accompanied to the ring, by the LONGEST Reinging champion in IWS history, Mistress Pain.... he is Jack Sinister!!!"
*Jack's Music Hits* www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDwotNLyz10
The opening to Kashmir by Led Zeppelin plays through the PA System as the music kicks in Jack walks out from behind the curtian, his new manager Mistress Pain walked out and stood beside him smirking as he then making his way to the ring after looking to her for permission.
He is wearing a shiny black shades with his hair spiked in a crazy way, his wrist are taped heavily and he is sporting black wrestling tights and boots. He walks over and glares at the crowd before Mistress Pain redirects him to the ring aking his sun glasses off, he enters is and coldly stares at the tarp.
DICK- "And his opponent..."
*Shane's Theme hits*
There is a pause and Jack paces first Josie walks out onto the stage and the music fades. All eyes fall on her these richy rich types have not seen a woman like this, that they will admit to anyway.
Josie Pleasure- "Ladies...heh and let's face it... the ones who are mostly here... Nobody. Haha. Since nobody is here in this shit bucket for me to adress I want you shitheads in the back to listen up. The man you are about to see is a multiple time world champion, multiple time tag team champion, he has wrestled near and far all over this world and he is MY MAN.... The Trademark Shane Trudex! (she pauses) Do you think you deserve to face him Jack? Do you think that Mistress Tickle has you prepared for the shear brutality that Shane is capible of? Haha! He hails from Calgary, Alberta, Canada so you know he is better than anyone here... he weighs a sexy 225 pounds while standing 6 feet tall. The Trademark... Shane Trudex!"
She turns around and Shane enters from behind the tarp, he smirks and poses for the fans that are not there, and than walks to the ring with Josie grabbing his arm smiling widley at how the other men would be so jealous of Shane right now. He enters the ring and looks at Jack eye to eye with a bit of madness in those baby blues.
Ding ding!
DICK-"Shane strikes first! Jack is shaken by that strength, The Trademark is unleashing hell right now in the opening of this match. there is an Irish whip into the ropes from Trudex to Sinister, the Kid ducks a clothesline and rebounds off the ropes...a springboard moonsault! Shane is caught by suprise, Jack hooks the leg.... One... Twoo.....Trudex kicks out! He is up quick *CRACK* there is a kick to the skull by Sinister, and a lift and right low kick to the calf followed with a spinning back heel kick. Jack Sinister is showing us he is a very fast striker, he goes for an Irish whip....But Shane counters and yanks him into a short arm clothesline. He is rubbing his Jack from that thunderous kick Jack got on him."
PAT- "LOOK DICK! Mistress is on the ring apron!"
Shane- "Get out of my face!"
He shouts at her and Mistress hops down as Josie comes around the corner chasing her. The ref reaches out between the ropes and warns Josie to calm down as she starts to argue with him. Mistress antaganoizes her and Josie jumps her. The ref gets out of the ring and intervens with them, Shane walks to the edge of the ring and shouts encouragement to Josie. She Irish whips Mistress at the ring post, but she reverses it and instead Josie's face collides with the steel ring post. Shane demands the Ref checks on Josie as he leans out of the ring. Jack is crawling to the edge of the other side of the ring and Mistress reaches into her breast grabbing something and handing it to Jack. He tucks his right hand into his waist and staggers to his feet limpped over.
DICK- "What a camotion, and Mistress causes the opening she needed as she hands Jack something. LOOK OUT SHANE! He must have heard Jack as he turns and grabs the young buck, but *THUD* Jack with a MASSIVE RIGHT HAND! I think that young man knocked himself out of his boots as he hits the ground with Shane."
PAT- "Mistress is in a hurry to get Jack up so he can make that pin isn't she? These two might be out, Jack's not really that trained of a fighter now is he?"
Jack rolls over and sees Mistress pointing to Shane. He looks over and stumbles to his feet, he finds a corner and starts t oclimb much to Mistress Pain's frustration. Josie is up and on the ring apron, she wiggles the ropes and Jack somehow manages to keep his balance like a tight rope walker he makes his way to another corner. Mistress Pain yanks Josie off the rin apron and the two claw into the other wanting to rip the other's face off. Jack stands up and aims before hitting The Adrenaline Rush! Jack sits up looking dazed, he falls back on Shane like a back rest Josie attempts to enter the ring, but Pain grabs ahold of her as the ref counts. One... Two... Three! Ding Ding Ding!!!
As the crowd reacts to the outcome of the match, Mistress let's go of Josie, so she can slide into the ring to be Shane. Jack rolls out of the ring before Josie can attack him and she forgets him fast to make sure Shane is safe. Jack hands the brass knuckles back to Mistress as she smirks, putting them back into her cleavage where they were produced from in the first place and she motions for a mic.
Oops! Did Jackie paper, hurt dear ol' Shaney Poo? You know I've heard some rumors that your loser group, Legendary is trying to reform. I say let it stay dead.
You know Josie, this doesn't even things up in the least. I've been trying to keep things civil between us and forge a more beneficial relationship, but you just can't seem to move past our history so I guess that means that I have am forced to be chained to those chapters as well. I believe Jackie paper, here is the only one that is immune to your feminine wilds and as remained true to his Mistress. Tonight is only the sample of things to come. Behind my back you talk with sharpened tongue, corrupt my words and my deeds, so spit your fire at me because I just planted Shane's body like a seed.
Josie is seething with anger as she blazes a fiery glare at Mistress and maybe if it weren't for Shane lying on the mat, she would have already chased her backstage. Mistress blows a kiss in Josie's direction as Jack, smiles widely knowing that he did his work satisfactorily. She pats her chest where the knuckles are securely hidden as the duo back pedal up the make shift ramp.
DICK- "Like I said these two will never be done. I am sure that Josie will not let this slide."
PAT- "Does she ever Dick? I am told there is a special announcement from Dax Clark involving the tag team championship. We are going not to Mister Clark LIVE with One Half of the IWS Tag Team Champions, The Wolf Dolphus Dresden."
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The Cameras go somewhere and Dresden is standing next to Dax with both the tag team titles. Dax looking sharp looks at the camera with a stern face.
Dax Clark- "Jerrick Hadrian has not been found in weeks. Due to the terms in the Corperation contracts Dolphus you must vacate the titles if Jerrick is unable to compete. However you are able to pick a partner within the Corperation and defend the titles in a tag team Gauntlet match."
Dolphus Dresden- "My partner is Jerrick Hadrian, should I even show up to this match? Shane and Josie put that clause in there and you know that."
Dax Clark- *as he takes the titles* "If you want another title shot in this orginazation than you'll show up to that match. Ryan was who started the Corperation, he believed that stuff could be ran with athority. I like that idea, but my little brother lacks that trait. *he turns to the camera again* Dick and Pat the IWS Tag Team Championships will be on the line, March 26th on live stream at 00:01:00 eastern standard time at IWSSpecialEdition.blog. I have heard there will be somewhere around 15 teams competing for these. *holds up titles* Do you want these titles? Contact me at TheClarkMaster@bazooka.mail, I promise I will get YOU and YOUR TEAM here and you will become part of the inasinity. There will be more announcements coming up guys, and you better believe it will be wild here. I oaught to know I am the Wild one. haha. Ok now get out of here."
Dresden departs and the cameras turns of so we can return to Dick and Pat.
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DICK- "That's a pretty large announcement there by The Wild One, the man in charge of Secerity around here...Mister Dax Clark. I wonder where Jerrick Hadrian is at Pat?"
PAT- "No idea Dick, but I know that The Natural Order could be done without even a fight. What a shame one of the best tag teams broken up by The Corperation's downfall. How much damage will Shane and Josie cause here before someone puts them down?? Something has to be done Dick!"
DICK- "Calm down Pat, the world will not end. We are now heading to our next match. The eXtinction title was on a road that was very long for Alejandro Primo, but along the way he somehow became America's sweetheart. The dumb egghead's valet Bambi Klymaxxx has been a large part of that though and tonight Primo will defend the eXtinction title against a man who is suffering greatly Raven Trueblood."
PAT- "Raven has been at the top before if only for a short while, and he himself had a saving grace in his saregant brother Rabbit, who sadly passed away after a match with the IWS Universe Champion Dorian Blake."
DICK- "Blake murdered Rabbit! He is a one trick pony and Rabbit proved it by getting that victory over him. The champion is a bully Pat! What a dirty scum of the earth!"
PAT- "and YOUR Universe Champion do not forget that Dick. Many people have seen that AJ Riot is off his rocker completly now that he has lost his twin brother, some say they see him others say they have not seen him in months, but we shall get to him later."
DICK- "Yes for right now Primo has tried to spark a fire under Raven wanting this match to be a tribute to someone that both of them care about and that being the late Rabbit."
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*Cameras cut to the ring, sand is blowing as Primo's theme hits*
PRIMO's THEME SONG
Primo walks without Bambi next to him?!?!?! the loud fog horn in the background. Primo has a grin and pauses before striding with his music. He lowers his large sunglasses and reaches overs and hits the outstretched hands from the barricade, wait... there is no barricade...No audience?!?! The PRETEND females in the audience scream for him to flex his muscles for them and he does not disappoint them like usual...posing for their cameras and laughing. before entering the ring. He climbs the tops rope and poses he takes off his sunglasses and tosses them into the seats (Really there are only seats) He than hops down and a crew member hands him a mic. He walks around before the music gets defening again, he cuts his hand over his neck and the music fades and Primo's smile fades as he gets serious Sushing the invisible crowd.
Primo- "To be serious for a moment, at the last injection...The Primo lost a dear friend...hell maybe The Primo's only real friend. Rabbit .... Tolkien you will be missed. Although the Primo is not your twin brother, The Primo feels there was a brotherhood. Sure Josie sat between us, and we had a falling out didn't we, but The Primo has never not had respect for you. The greatest comentator of all IWS history! The best back stage interviewer! Friend, The Primo thinks you should have stuck to the desk work. Not all dreams come true, and perhaps that is my fault for being such a primo guy and not stoping you, ...for letting you dream! ... but as sad as this is The Primo will never forget you, and the IWS will never forget the path that you pathed.
All right Raven.... come on out here... Rabbit was your brother in The Flock... he traveled with you... Where were you when Our Universe Champion took him out? Where was Raven when his brother needed him. Let's fight for this... *holds up the eXtinction title* This title that he never got, this title that will forever be out of his reach. The Primo is going to defend this title and remain the hero to all the Rabbit's and Tolkien's out there. There will be none of this... "Let's go Raven.... Let's Go Raven..." Oh no...The Primo hears silence and in that silence this is all that matters. *puts title back around his shoulder.* I have fought hard to get here boy, I have fought hard to stay in this life and keep living a dream within a dream. Let's do this Raven... show me you want this... you show me that passion that I seen within your brother... of has it died off with him?"
*Primo waits.... Raven's Theme hits and his body tenses*
RAVEN'S THEME SONG
The fake crowed cheers as the sunlight focus on Raven in the top right corner he doesn't look impressed he has a mic in his hand as he speaks.
Raven- "you call yourself a champion but all I see is a false prophet trying to beg to be noticed. You call yourself a friend of Tolkien's, but all I see is greed in your eyes. These fans don't want the lies to continue these fans don't want some poster boy holding a championship that means more to them then it will ever mean to you. You want to fight? So it shall be done quote to the Raven never more should it be."
He drops the mic and makes his way to the ring, and never takes his eyes away from Primo.
DICK- "Here we go Pat, these two going toe to toe in honor of their fallen friend. Primo had to fight hard to get that title, Mistress Pain of course is who brought fame to the eXtinction title. Longest reigning champion in IWS history."
PAT- "And Primo broke that streak, it took a hell of a lot of tries and it took a swift kick in the ass but he managed to do it. What is Raven's problem saying the eXtinction title does not mean that much?"
DICK- "Not sure Pat, but here we go ... *DING DING* ... Raven and Primo stare at each other in the middle of the ring as the Ref holds up the title. Primo looks like he is talking smack pointing at the title. Oh he jabs Raven in the chest hard with his index finger, and Raven with a hard right hand sending Primo back to the turnbuckle. Look at the shock on his face as he holds his cheek. Raven dashes after him but Primo ducks out of the way and traps Raven in the corner."
Primo- "Yea Mama!"
He hits Raven with a stiff punch and than a back hand chop a right and a left and a right jab showing off some fancy boxing skills. He lifts Raven into a suplex and a pinfall for a One count only. Primo strikes Raven before standing him up and delivering a Irish whip into the corner again followed by a running shoulder trust.
PAT- "Raven laughs as if Primo got one in him, he then slaps Primo across the faces. Oh Dick, Primo with a knee to the gut, and he chokes Raven in the corner. He did not like that slap. Raven rakes at Primo's eyes and gets separation."
DICK- "oh snap Raven goes for the knee to the face as he goes blow after blow into Primo's face, there is Raven with an Irish Whip to the ropes, Primo grabs them and stops himself. Look at Primo with the taunting, and Raven with a clothesline over the tope rope. He turns away, but Primo skins the cat! Raven sees this and this time he puts more of an UMPH on that clothesline sending Primo out over the top rope and to the floor."
PAT- "Looks Dick! Primo gets up slowly as Raven runs from one end to the other with a suicide dive! Both men are down crashing into those empty steel chairs! Primo is hurting bad, I am not sure Raven even knows where he is at. Come on Primo, pull yourself up with that chair you can do it. He has the steel chair now measuring Raven as he stands up and swings, but Raven ducks and Primo misses!"
DICK- "What the hell is this woman doing out here?!"
Bambi Klymaxxx rushed down to the ring. (All the males and lesbos at home watched this in slow motion....sloooow motion..Mmmm.) Raven does not notice the music-less entrance as Bambi grabs him and climbs on his back wrapping one arm around him and the other one yanking his hair.
Bambi- "Leave Primo alone!"
PAT- "what the hell?!?"
DICK- "Raven shoves her off him and to the floor. Primo with a thumb to the eyes as Raven turned around!"
Bambi- "YAY Primo!" She says jumping up and down.
PAT- "HELL YEA! Let's go PRIMO!!!! WooHoo!!"
DICK- "Pat ...control yourself! Raven kicks Primo and grabs the chair SMACK right over the skull and than...DDT to the chair!! *CRACK* Primo is out on the ground, and Raven sits up with a sick smirk on his face, he rolls over Primo and starts hammering him with punches. Primo is busted open Pat! Raven has busted open The Primo!"
Bambi squeals in disgust at all the blood coming off Primo's face. Primo pushes Raven off him and rolls over to his stomach.
Bambi- "PRIMO COME ON!"
Raven grabs him and delivers a knee to the gut before shoving Primo back into the ring. He climbs up the apron and delivers a leg drop to Primo's throat. He rolls around wildly in the ring holding his throat. Raven laughs out loud and crosses his heart before rolling into the ring. He rolls up Primo for a pin attempt, but there is only a two count! Primo in desperation cracks Raven with a clothesline! Primo crawls to the ropes and pulls himself up. The red blood is streaming down his face, Primo wipes his hand over his face and his eyes get wide. He screams madly and rushes at Raven delivers thunderous kicks and punches showing shades of his talent with MMA. Bambi cries out madly with glee as seeing Primo taking control of the momentum.
Primo- "You're gonna make me bleed?! You are going to ake me bleed you little maggot?!"
DICK: "Sharp kick to the skull by Primo, Raven is falling like a tree....Tiiiiiimber! Primo covers him and shouts at the ref. One... Two...Raven with the kick out still."
Primo hits the mat and gets up in the Ref's face. "You better pay attention, you hear me?!"
PAT: "Primo shoves the Ref, he is getting a bit of an attitude here tonight isn't he?"
DICK: "Primo picks up Raven and delivers a punch and a chop and a jab, now a spinning wheel kick! Primo is getting his momentum back Pat. He stands up an poses mocking his opponent Raven. He shoves his heel off his face, how disrespectful."
Primo: "You are no brother... Hear me... I am THE PRIMO...you are NOTHING...NOTHING RAVEN!"
PAT: "Primo has Raven and Irish whips him int othe ropes and wraps him into The Big Sleeper! What a tight grip Primo has on this full nelson. Raven is wiggling around like a rag doll."
DICK: "That wound is still pouring blood, both these men have to be getting tired after the blood lose. Raven is not giving up here folks he is fighting."
Raven struggles and clunches his fist, he delivers a low blow without the Ref seeing. Primo drops the hold and Raven turns around suprising Primo with The Wicked Path! The flowing DDT plants Primo to the mat hard. Raven struggles to get back up seeming a bit dizzy, he rolls over and crawls overtop of Primo hooking his leg as the Ref counts.
PAT: "Raven has the pin! One... Twoo....TH-NO Primo gets the shoulder up! I can't believe this Dick."
Primo is pulled up by Raven, but he reverses him and delivers a spinebuster. Primo hooks on The 1st Degree! He is going to make Raven submit.
Primo: "Yeah BUrn baby Buuuurn!!! Tap Raven! ..... TAP!"
He yanks on the move more arching Raven painfully. Raven screams unconsciously the pain surging through his back and neck. He reaches out and pushes his body to the ropes inch by inch. Each time he pulls himself closer Primo wrenches tighter and the pain gets more blinding. Raven loses consciousness as his fingertips grasp the bottom rope.
DICK: "There are still rope breaks here folks. Lucky for Raven."
Primo is furious, he staggers to his feet and shoves the ref again. "He tapped! You pathetic man! Go make a sandwich like a bitch!" Primo slaps the Ref hard and knocks him down, he turns around and stomps on the back of Raven's neck.
PAT: "What is wrong with Primo?! He is lucky there are no fans they would boo him, but I kinda like this attitude. Haha...that Ref deserved that. Primo grabs Raven....NO Raven reverses with a jawdropper!"
DICK: "YES he did Pat, and Raven grabs Primo with the Cross!!! Make him tap Raven! Make that son of a bitch tap!!"
Primo shouts no loudly and yanks up while Raven cries out loud and yanks on the move with all his ability. Primo can't fight the reality anymore being stuck dead in the middle of the ring and taps the mat! The Ref jumps up signaling for the bell. DING DING DING!!!
DICK: "RAVEN DID IT!! OH MY GOD RAVEN DID IT!"
The Ref has to tug Raven off Primo and he falls to his knees screaming at the top of his lungs. The Ref walks over to him and hands him the eXtinction championship belt. Raven grasp the title to his bloody face now leaning face down onto the mat. Raven finally makes it to his feet blood and tears staining his face as the Ref holds his hand up victoriously.
PAT: "That he did Pat, I can't believe it. Raven did what Rabbit never could and now he is the eXtinction Champion."
DICK: "What and emotional moment for that man. So much work, so much heartache, and now Raven is on his way to redeeming his fallen friend Rabbit."
Raven takes the title and climbs the turnbuckle holding it high and looking up at the sky still crying with joy. He won this match for Rabbit just like he promised he would, he is the eXtinction champion just like Rabbit wanted to be.
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Backstage The IWS Universe Champion is standing there, his demonic looking mask and long hair draped over his face. He has on a red body suit with a tank top and his IWS Universe Title is hanging over his right shoulder. His tag team partner Brandon Young is chatting with him. Mary Jane tries her hardest to be polite in the pretense of this juvenile.
Josie Pleasure comes into the shot and looks at Young.
Josie Pleasure- "Get lost peep squeak."
B. Young will not stand for that he gets ready to say something, but Blake puts his hand on his shoulder. Young looks at the large hand and than at Josie. "Whatever I didn't want to hand out back here anymore anyway."
Josie looks at Blake and than Mary Jane.
Josie Pleasure- "Since you can get things through to Dorian than I want you to hear me out. I'm not impressed nor angry that he killed Rabbit. I do see he will get things done no matter what that takes now. I might have misjudged him...do you hear that?"
She looks at Blake now as she says it.
Josie Pleasure- "There is something missing from around my waist and Shane's. I think the gold in this company needs to go Legendary... you think about what type of title reign you want to have Blake... think good and hard about it."
She walks off and Mary Jane rolls her eyes.
Mary Jane- "Can you believe her sweetheart?"
Dorian Blake- "Yes... She might have been troubled, but I am the one that told her about the power of the dark-side. I left two things behind when I died... my light and my darkness. Josie is my darkness, and she will consume this world like death's shadow."
He watches Josie walk off and we fade away.
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DING DING DING!
The wing announcer stands in the middle of the ring, YES we still pay her so DAMN IT she is gonna work!
Kristine Otto: "This is the MAIN EVENT and it is scheduled for ONE FALL...."
AJ Riot's THEME SONG
There is a moment of pause as the music plays. AJ stands in front of the tarp with his back to the crowd. he has on a hooded vest drawn over his head. he turns around with the words {Be Mine} and shoves back his hood revealing....his masked head. He takes his time walking around the ring looking over this new enviornment and taking it in. Riot grabs a mic and takes off his vest before rolling inside the ring and dancing around a little bit and cutting his hand over his throat.
AJ Riot - "Be Miiiiiiine... Sister salvation. Juke Joint Jezebel, is coming for my crematioooooooon! .........Be miiine, sister salvation. Closer now, see the revelaTION! the revelation!the revelation! the revelation! .... Oh. You know when that song was played over and over and over to me I thought my mind would go mad, but instead I have found enlightenment. Why are we here today? Mistress I know what you did and I know what you'll do to keep you spot on top. I was locked away by my salvation, and in that Lord did I find myself. The punishment I endured, the thoughts that filled my head. Those were the moments that prepared me for this betrayal. We were never going to last you sweetly disgusting woman? You don't own AJ Riot.... You'll never own me!"
*Mistress Theme hits*
Mistress Pain's Theme
Mistress stands at the top of the ramp as she grinds her body. As she makes her way toward the ring she cracks her whip on the ramp. AJ has jumped out of the ring and sprinted up the stage to confront Pain. She stops in her tracks and readies to fight.
Dick: And just like that the fireworks have begun in the desert!
Pat: But... but... Kristine didn't even get to do her introductions...
Dick: No time for that, these two fighters are livid.
Pat: NO! THAT IS NOT OKAY! *Pat gets up and leaves the booth, walking down the steps*
Dick: Pat, I don't think that's a wise idea...
While Pat heads towards the two combatants, they take turns trading punches. Pain still has her whip in her hand, and uses the butt end of it to catch AJ across the face. AJ staggers back and whips AJ right across the back sending him reeling. Pat finally reaches them, shouting for them to stop the fighting. Riot and Pain both pause, confused, tilting their heads to the side. They each take their attention off of Pat and look at each other. AJ shrugs his shoulders. Pain points to AJ and then points to herself, raising her eyebrows. AJ raises his hands, backs away and points toward Pain. Pain quickly snaps the whip across Pat's back, debilitating him and sending him to the ground, writhing in pain.
Dick: That went about as well as expected.
Pain steps over Pat, shaking her head. AJ grabs a chair and prepares himself to try and parry Pain's whip. Pain snaps the whip a few times around AJ. She reaches back to whip AJ, but before she can, AJ throws the chair at her, hitting her in the face and causing her to drop the whip. Riot rushes toward Pain and pushes her backward, causing her to trip and fall over Pat. AJ grabs another chair on his way over to Pain.
Dick: I'm not quite sure why there are all these chairs set up, we knew there weren't going to be any fans here...
Just then, a loud motor can be heard getting closer and closer to the action. AJ has begun delivering vicious chair shots to Pain who's trying to regain her footing, but keeps tripping over Pat. AJ reaches the chair over his head but then sees something out of his peripheral vision, tosses the chair to the side, and dives out of the way, narrowly avoiding being run over by a dune buggy. Out from the drivers seat jumps Aidan Cash dressed up in 1920's aviation gear. He grabs Pat, tosses him into the passenger seat, and speeds over to the announce's booth before depositing Pat next to Dick and speeding off.
Dick: What. The. Fuck. Was that all about?! I Thought they said NO ONE COULD GET IN HERE?!
Pat: GoddamnsonsofbitchesneedtorespectKristineOtto *Pat exclaimed before collapsing in a heap*
During the distraction, Pain was able to get back to her feet and grab her whip. Meanwhile, AJ grabbed a steel steel chair from ringside. AJ grabs it from the end and uses it like a battering ram to drive Mistress back up the entrance. As she backpedals, she trips and falls backward. AJ throws the metal chair on top of her and hits a running senton on top of the steel chair and Mistress.
Dick: I'm not sure who that hurt more! Both competitors are struggling to get to their feet.
AJ gets up first but by the time he makes his way over to Pain, she too is on her feet. Pain does a quick spin and mule kicks AJ right in the intestinal fortitude. AJ hunches over and groans. Mistress goes to grabs him and AJ dodges out of the way and laughs as he punched her hard in the face. AJ goes for a suplex, but Pain reverses and slams him down on the sandy ground. She stomps her foot ontop of his chest and twist her foot AJ screams and shoves her away clinching his chest tightly. Mistress chuckles and drags him by his mask toward her. She grabs ahold of the entrance tarp and starts to choke AJ with it. After a brief struggle, AJ is able to break free by elbowing Pain repeatedly in the midsection. AJ irish whips Pain toward the ring and chases after. Pain slides face first into the ring and springs up to greet AJ, who's just behind her. Pain takes advantage of her positioning to viciously stomp on AJ a few times...
Dick: FLASH MISTRESS BOMB! Mistress Pain goes for the cover!
One!
Two!!
NO! AJ kicks out just in time. Mistress can't believe it and starts arguing with the official. AJ capitalizes on this distraction to hit a running bulldog on Mistress. AJ stops to shout up at Dick and Pat.
AJ Riot: "Announce that shit! Who uses a Bulldog?! This muthafucka that's who!"
He turns back to Pain and lifts her up and kicks her in the gut followed with.... THE DYING QUIVER!
Pat: Nofawwkingwayshekicksoutofthatthatcrazybitch
Dick: Riot with the cover! This should be it!
One!
Two!!
Two and half!!
NO! Mistress pain kicks out at the last second. AJ wastes no time and goes for a second cover, but Mistress kicks out after one. AJ lifts Pain up and throws her into the corner so hard that she bounces out. He follows closely behind and hits the Avalanche Crash! Pain is down on the mat! Instead of going for the cover, AJ climbs up to the top turnbuckle, sets his target, and leaps off for the All Apologies elbow drop, BUT MISTRESS PAIN ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY! Pain to her feet first, she lifts up AJ and hits a corner powerbomb!
Dick: PAIN IS RELENTLESS! SHE'S LIFTED AJ TO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE AND HITS THE FRANKENSCREAMER!
Pat: DICKITHINKNTHATTOOKALLHERENERGYOUTOFHER
Dick: Pain is slow going for the cover, but she finally drags herself over!
One!
Two!
Three!
NO THE REF SAYS AJ'S FOOT WAS ON THE ROPE! We still do rope breaks, we're not animals!!
PAIN IS FURIOUS!! She backs the ref into a corner and lays into him verbally but somehow keeps her cool enough to not lay a hand on him. AJ's back to his feet, but Pain doesn't know this yet! She turns around and GETS LEVELED WITH A TAKE THE CALL CLOTHESLINE! AJ scrambles up to the top rope and sets his sights once again, *AJ points to the sky* and takes flight and...
DICK: AJ HIT THE ALL APOLOGIES ELBOW DROP! SHADES OF THE MACHO MAN!
Pat: Ohh yeah, the cream always rises to the top...
Dick: AJ ISN'T GOING FOR THE PIN?!
AJ picks Pain up and lifts her up for a stalling vertical suplex! Showing off just how strong he really is that he can hold her there. The blood rushes to Pain's head the longer he holds it mocking her as he does.
Pat: OUT COMES JACK SINISTER!
Dick: He's not in this match, get him out of here!
AJ converts into a neckbreaker and tries to go for the pin before Sinister can interrupt...He grabs the back of her tights and manages to use the ropes without the Ref seeing this.
ONE!
TWO!!
THREE!!!
Jack slides into the ring!! AJ slides out quickly.
DING DING DING!
Kristine Otto: "and your winner AJ Cash!"
Dick: Sinister is in the ring, but AJ isn't going to stick around to hear what he has to say. Riot rolls out of the ring, grabs the belt and hightails it out of here.
Pat: What belt?
Dick: "I don't know, but he has a bleedy belt Pat, I AM NOT CRAZY!"
AJ flees into the crowd of empty chairs holding what looks like Pain's old eXtinction Championship sure enough. What the hell I wonder? Pain is furious as Jack Sinister checks on her. Injection leaves fading off on the fuming Mistress Pain, as the laughing AJ Riot speeds off into the desert.
