Post by AJ on Jul 28, 2015 22:33:58 GMT -5
Adam McGavin vs. Joey 'The Boss of Thunder' Nameth vs. Dorian Blake
DICK- this triple threat match features tremendious strength between Dorian Blake and Joey Nameth. Blake's a monster beating down Nameth and not letting up. Adam snuck in and took out Blake's knees and left the ring again to avoid Joey."
PAT- "the fans hate that and they really seem to be working McGavin into a frenzy ast ringside. Joey hits the Thunderclash, but Blake kicks out before the one...AMAZING! Blake blocks a punch and he hits THE MARK! Adam jumps off the top rope, but Blake catches him, and hits a fallaway slam. He is ready to hit the mark again, but Joey Nameth is back up,, he turns Blake and hits ddt. He goes for a cover, but Adam breaks it up. He hits The final bell on Nameth and goes for the cover...one...two...three!
DICK- "how did hhe do it? How did that weasel beat the likes of these two bohemeths?"
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Paroxysm & Raven Trueblood & Rabbit vs. Shane Trudex & Judas Tyme & James King
DICK- "Shane Trudex was here to play dirty as he started the match against crowd favorite Paroxsym. There was eye pokin and count abusing. Paroxsym escaped and tagged in Rabbit who got islated in the corner by Trudex. It seemed that Rabbit wasnt able to match Shane's intensity. James king was tagged in and he beat the hell out of Rabbit mocking Paroxysm as he did so. He tagged in Judas Tyme after provoking Parxysm into distracting the ref."
PAT- "the corperation has a jive baby! The Tyme master is working this crowd and lovin it. Tyme whips Rabbbit into the rope, but is reversed with a desperation ddt! Rabbit crawls to his corner as does Tyme. Shane and Raven are tagged in. Raven is hit with a jab and another, he ducks the third and hits a belly to back suplex. Shane is up quicker and grabs Raven with a club to the back. He muscles him back into the corner, but Raven fights back. Shane tags in Tyme and they double team Raven. Paroxysm leaps off the ropes into a lariart hitting Tyme! Shane clotheslines him over the top rope and out of the ring."
DICK- Raven makes the tag to Rabbit and he is fast to attack a down Judas, he lifts him and drives knees to the stomach. Rabbit goes for a pin....one....two....James breaks it up. Raven attacks him and the ref has to regain control. Rabbit locks up with Tyme and manages to tag in Paroxysm. Now he mocks James as he beats Judas Tyme. That must rub James the wrong way he charges and the ref is distracted pushing him back. Paro is poked in the eyes, so he low blows Judas and hits a northern lights suples, he punches James off the apron... and he sets up hitting the marie antronette!"
PAT-" rabbit attacks Shane while Raven grabs his boots....Paroxysm has the pin...one....two....three!!"
DICK- "and here is Dolphus Dresden and Jerrick the tag teams champions they beat down Rabbit and Raven. Shane brawls with Paroxysm....these numbers are hurtting the P-a-r-o-xysm! The corperation are grotusqe!"
PAT- "here comes A. Cash mr...money...money...give me some honey! He hhas a chair and hits shane in the head, he swings at Jerrick and hits but Dresden gets away pulling Shane out of the ring. Paroxysm watches as Shane backs away the madness in his eyes at being struck with a steel chair...wow he has to be hurting! Paroxysm hits the marie anntonette on Jerrick! The fans love it! Paro and Cash celebrate in the ring while the Corperation is left retreating."
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Josie Pleasure vs Rockin Lunatic
This fight spilled out of the ring multiple times and even into the crowd once. Josie ended up getting beer poured on her by a fan who still resents her for aligning with the Corporation. Josie then gave the fan a memento of his own in the form of a bloody nose, after she punched him in the face. Rockin Lunatic took advantage of this distraction to hit a Lunatic Twist. But since they were outside of the ring and it took too much time to get Josie back in the ring, it was only good for a 2 count. Lunatic kept the offensive up when he landed a spear. He slowly picked Josie up for a second Lunatic Twist, when she countered by pushing Lunatic into the ropes and then into the Cattle Mutilation which was good for the win. Josie hightailed it out of the ring after a few more fans started throwing beer cans at her. When she was gone, Lunatic got a loud ovation from the fans and a "Welcome Lunatic" chant as he walked back up the aisle.
Winner = Josie Pleasure ==============================================
==============================================IWS Universe Title Match
Dax Clark Vs. Mistress Pain (c)
Before he even got to the ring Dax Clark was viciously attacked by Dorian Blake. Blake smashed Dax over the skull with a few chair shots before choke-slamming Dax onto the concrete, twice. Finally, he rolled Dax into the ring. Mistress toyed with Dax a bit, cracking her whip around Dax while he struggled to crawl toward her, as if he was going to try and fight. When Dax finally got close enough to her, Mistress kicked him square in the face, rolled him over, and placed a boot on his chest for the 1-2-3.
Winner = Mistress Pain ==============================================
DICK- this triple threat match features tremendious strength between Dorian Blake and Joey Nameth. Blake's a monster beating down Nameth and not letting up. Adam snuck in and took out Blake's knees and left the ring again to avoid Joey."
PAT- "the fans hate that and they really seem to be working McGavin into a frenzy ast ringside. Joey hits the Thunderclash, but Blake kicks out before the one...AMAZING! Blake blocks a punch and he hits THE MARK! Adam jumps off the top rope, but Blake catches him, and hits a fallaway slam. He is ready to hit the mark again, but Joey Nameth is back up,, he turns Blake and hits ddt. He goes for a cover, but Adam breaks it up. He hits The final bell on Nameth and goes for the cover...one...two...three!
DICK- "how did hhe do it? How did that weasel beat the likes of these two bohemeths?"
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Paroxysm & Raven Trueblood & Rabbit vs. Shane Trudex & Judas Tyme & James King
DICK- "Shane Trudex was here to play dirty as he started the match against crowd favorite Paroxsym. There was eye pokin and count abusing. Paroxsym escaped and tagged in Rabbit who got islated in the corner by Trudex. It seemed that Rabbit wasnt able to match Shane's intensity. James king was tagged in and he beat the hell out of Rabbit mocking Paroxysm as he did so. He tagged in Judas Tyme after provoking Parxysm into distracting the ref."
PAT- "the corperation has a jive baby! The Tyme master is working this crowd and lovin it. Tyme whips Rabbbit into the rope, but is reversed with a desperation ddt! Rabbit crawls to his corner as does Tyme. Shane and Raven are tagged in. Raven is hit with a jab and another, he ducks the third and hits a belly to back suplex. Shane is up quicker and grabs Raven with a club to the back. He muscles him back into the corner, but Raven fights back. Shane tags in Tyme and they double team Raven. Paroxysm leaps off the ropes into a lariart hitting Tyme! Shane clotheslines him over the top rope and out of the ring."
DICK- Raven makes the tag to Rabbit and he is fast to attack a down Judas, he lifts him and drives knees to the stomach. Rabbit goes for a pin....one....two....James breaks it up. Raven attacks him and the ref has to regain control. Rabbit locks up with Tyme and manages to tag in Paroxysm. Now he mocks James as he beats Judas Tyme. That must rub James the wrong way he charges and the ref is distracted pushing him back. Paro is poked in the eyes, so he low blows Judas and hits a northern lights suples, he punches James off the apron... and he sets up hitting the marie antronette!"
PAT-" rabbit attacks Shane while Raven grabs his boots....Paroxysm has the pin...one....two....three!!"
DICK- "and here is Dolphus Dresden and Jerrick the tag teams champions they beat down Rabbit and Raven. Shane brawls with Paroxysm....these numbers are hurtting the P-a-r-o-xysm! The corperation are grotusqe!"
PAT- "here comes A. Cash mr...money...money...give me some honey! He hhas a chair and hits shane in the head, he swings at Jerrick and hits but Dresden gets away pulling Shane out of the ring. Paroxysm watches as Shane backs away the madness in his eyes at being struck with a steel chair...wow he has to be hurting! Paroxysm hits the marie anntonette on Jerrick! The fans love it! Paro and Cash celebrate in the ring while the Corperation is left retreating."
____________________________===Singles Match
Josie Pleasure vs Rockin Lunatic
This fight spilled out of the ring multiple times and even into the crowd once. Josie ended up getting beer poured on her by a fan who still resents her for aligning with the Corporation. Josie then gave the fan a memento of his own in the form of a bloody nose, after she punched him in the face. Rockin Lunatic took advantage of this distraction to hit a Lunatic Twist. But since they were outside of the ring and it took too much time to get Josie back in the ring, it was only good for a 2 count. Lunatic kept the offensive up when he landed a spear. He slowly picked Josie up for a second Lunatic Twist, when she countered by pushing Lunatic into the ropes and then into the Cattle Mutilation which was good for the win. Josie hightailed it out of the ring after a few more fans started throwing beer cans at her. When she was gone, Lunatic got a loud ovation from the fans and a "Welcome Lunatic" chant as he walked back up the aisle.
Winner = Josie Pleasure ==============================================
==============================================IWS Universe Title Match
Dax Clark Vs. Mistress Pain (c)
Before he even got to the ring Dax Clark was viciously attacked by Dorian Blake. Blake smashed Dax over the skull with a few chair shots before choke-slamming Dax onto the concrete, twice. Finally, he rolled Dax into the ring. Mistress toyed with Dax a bit, cracking her whip around Dax while he struggled to crawl toward her, as if he was going to try and fight. When Dax finally got close enough to her, Mistress kicked him square in the face, rolled him over, and placed a boot on his chest for the 1-2-3.
Winner = Mistress Pain ==============================================
