Post by AJ on Mar 30, 2015 20:38:32 GMT -5
Jack Sinister vs. Bobby Nameth
DICK- "Jack has found a new purpose since competing in the Supreme Being match, now he is really taking the fight to Bobby Nameth who's speed is holding it's own against Jack. The youngster though takes a page out of his Mistress' book and hits a low blow behind the ref's back."
PAT- "Look at him going for the pinfall, and he is using the ropes too! This guy is craftier than a starving theif. He has Bobby down and hits The Adenaloine Rush! There is the pinfall and this is over, one, two, three. Jack Sinister comes out the victor in this one."
DICK- "Jack shoves away the ref and beats up Bobby after the match getting a boo from the crowd before exiting the ring."
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Paroxysm vs. Christian King
DICK- "This match is back and forth with Paroxysm making spectaculiar counters and reversals. Christian holds his own though showing amaxing technical ability and knowledge. James King gets involved, and is ejected from ringside, this allows Paroxysm to capitalize on Christian being distracted!!!"
PAT- (if Paro wins) He has Christian with a huricarana, and he gets up wobbling as Paro measures him up, he grabs him and twirls around before hitting the Cradle Piledriver! Christian's knocked out... Paro with the pin....one....two.Dresden yanks out Paroxysm, but he blocks his punch and headbutts Dresden. Now he springs past Jerrick and rushes off the stairs wow a crossbody! This guy is everywhere Dick!"
DICK- "That he is and James is stalking him now, but the ref warns him and he backs off. Christian stagges up to his feet near the ropes holding his neck that guy is a trooper let me say that. Paroxysm grabs him in the corner and they slug it out, he manages to get Christian on the top rope... look at that Brainbuster!!! I think Christian is DEAD!!!! "
PAT- "I would say that is the Paroxysmal attack, but Paroxysm hurt himself as well what the hell!?!?! Paro is back to his feet at the six count from the ref, he sees Christian down and he signals he is going for that move Dick...There it is the Marie Antoinette One....Two.....three!!! He did it and listen to the fans go crazy while he celebrates! and James checks on his brother while the victor is heading to the back what a match that was Dick."
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5 Man elimination match
Dresden vs. Jerrick vs. Primo vs. Joey Nameth vs. James King
DICK- " All five men are inside that ring and the fist are flying! Primo gets double teamed by the Natural order Jerrick and Dresden. Joey Nameth double clotheslines them after powerslaming James. Joey hits James with the Thunder Clash!!! He hooks him up, but James kicks out! Primo manages to hit his DDG on Dolphus and Jerrick hits him with a big boot and the blackout! Primo is pinned one, two three...NO Primo kicks out!! WOw! Joey is hit with The Wolf bite!!! tHE CHAMPION IS DOWN!!! Here comes Primo.... Dresden counters! Primo blocks him and its the DDG AGAIN!!! Primo has The wolf in a cover... One... two... Jerrick saves his team mate. There is The Boss of Thunder Jerrick is hit with a Thunderclash!! Joey has Jerrick down!!!
PAT- "He goes for the pinfall, one...two...Oh but James breaks up the count. He pulls Joey off Jerrick, but he can't knock him down and Joey delivers a Thunderclash to James! Wow there is thunder all over the place look how hyped up the eXtinction champion is!"
DICK- "Primo is fighting with Dresden and delivers a suplex he is going up, he hits it...The Money Shot... he covers The Wolf...One...Two...Three! Dresden is eliminated! Jerrick is fast to attack Primo, and James breaks away from Joey's grip to join his team mate in a double team suplex to Primo. Joey Nameth hits a boog boot on James and turns to meet Jerrick's gaze. The two big men duke it out with a left and right and another left, and Joey mose on the offensive hitting more strikes, he Irish whips Jerrick off the ropes and hits a Big Boot!!! Primo is already waiting and hits The Money Shot on Jerrick he hooks the leg....One...Two...Three!!! Primo eliminated TWO Order members!!!"
Pat- "Joey Nameth grabs him with a powerslam, there are no friends in this one, he goes for a cover, but Primo kicks out. James attacks Joey and mananges to lock on The Peace of Pain, but Joey powers out of it he grabs James and hits The Tremorbomb!! he goes for the pin, One...Two...Three!! Primo attacks Joey before he can gets up, The Primo really wants to win this one."
DICK- "He rushes past Joey and off the ropes he leaps up and hits The Greatness Implant, Primo is rolling now as he taunts for the crowd. These people are torn on who they like better. Primo is measuring Joey up for some knee strikes I think he is thinking of the 1st Degree ...... {dirrty by christina aguilera plays} .... What's this?! Primo wants to know too...Mistress' music is playing but where is she? Wait Joey Nameth with The Thunderclash!!! He has Primo down, and the leg is hooked....One....Two...Three!!! The Boss of Thunder does it again, and look at that smile as he grabs his title." {Joey looks at the camera}
Joey- "I bring eXtinction, this is pride baby!! You know where to find me I dare you to get in my seights."
{He high fives a few fans on his way to the back, and Primo regains his compsure after a frustrating loss.}}
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Tag match
Shane and Josie vs. The Flock (Raven and Rabbit )
DICK- "Josie and Shane toy with Rabbit seperating him early, but He manages to get one up on Shane and tag Raven in the two getting to double team for a moment and take control of the match till Josie is able to save the match breaking up a pinfall. Raven tags Rabbit back in and attacks Josie, the ref is losing control of this one!"
PAT- "Shane is still the legal man and Rabbit is linging him up Dick, he hits it The JackRabbit! Rabbit goes for the pinfall, Josie wants to break it up but Raven has ahold of her leg... One... Two... Three!!! The Flock did it!"
DICK- "Raven releases Josie and she scurries in to attack Rabbit, Raven grabs her and the two trade blows, RABBIT WITH A JACKRABBIT!! Josie is down and look at that demonic looking boy standing over her while Raven laughs. The Flock seems to have each others backs huh..."
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Main event
mistress pain vs. Dax W/ aj riot as ref.
DICK- "AJ kept out of things for the beinging of the match other then the smack talk exchanged between him and Dax, Pain hit The PainKiller, but Dax managed to kick out! I wonder if AJ counted too slow? She locks on the stright Jacket with AJ mocking the Universe Champion, but he manages to get back to his feet and fight out of the hold."
PAT- "Dax is really taking the fight to Mistress Pain, Dax is about to hit the Wild Drop do you hear this crowd shouting?! AJ is sitting next to the Universe Championship, Dax hits the Wild Drop and exits the ring getting into fist a cuffs with the Ref AJ Riot.... wow! Riot smacks Dax with the title! I can't believe this!"
DICK- "AJ laughs and tosses Dax back into the ring, Mistress Pain stands up and stomps on him. She has him in the corner, and AJ slide back into the ring as she hits the Frankenscreamer! Dax is down...One, two...three AJ counted so fast what the hell!!?! Look at him hightail it out of here with that Universe Title, what the hell is wrong with that guy? Pain looks at him, Dax is back up!!! He has ahold of her! AJ stops cold, but Dax demans his title back.... AJ is not interested in that.... Wild Drop to Mistress Pain!!! AJ Riot is obsessed with that title, but Dax Clark is still the champion."
