Post by AJ on Jun 1, 2014 18:07:42 GMT -5
Bout One
Paroxysm vs Dwayne Nameth
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Dick- “After Rebirth Paroxysm sure has made an impact, tonight taking on Dwayne Nameth in a one on one match.”
Pat- “Looking at these guys I have to say that it is an athletic match Dick.”
Dick- “Paroxysm and Dwayne trade blows, and Paro is quick to ground Nameth with a Russian Legsweep, but Dwayne is right back up. There is a right and a left, Paro blocks and counters with kick and WOW what a Springboard Dropkick!”
Pat- “Dwayne kicks out of that pin easily though Dick. The Fifth Element will crash and burn by the end of this just watch. After that sneaky display at Rebirth my money is on Paroxysm.”
Dick- “Nameth grabs Paroxysm hitting a Wheelbarrow suplex, pin attempt! … Only a one count. The men are back up, Dwayne with an Irish whip sending Paro into the ropes, he lifts him for a Samoan drop, but Paroxysm counters with a spinning headscissors!”
Pat- “Going for another pin Dick!”
Dick- “Only a two count, that could have been a close one Pat. Now Dwayne Nameth is back up he seems a bit dizzy. Paro is hitting his lower back with a bunch of kicks. Nameth is down, and Paro grabs him for the Craddle Piledriver. Dwayne is fighting with punches. PAro loses his balance! Nameth hits his finisher Calling Dr. Feelgood!”
Pat- “That was a nasty lifting ddt! Paro is down, but so is Dwayne both of these guys are losers!”
The Great Mufasa’s music plays, outside Freddy cuts off the giant, but Electra kicks him in the balls and then he gets a double handed chokeslam!
Dick- “What the hell is Mufasa and his sister doing out here?!?!
Pat- The ref is asking Electra that right now.”
Mufasa grabs Dwayne and sams him against the ring post as Electra distracts the ref. Dwayne wiggles but when his throat is locked into Mufasa’s big hands he is helpless. Mufasa chokeslams him then rolls him back into the ring. The fans booing loudly.
Dick- “What poor sportsman ship.”
Pat- “He did cost Mufasa that match at Rebirth Dick. Here is Paro with the cover, and it ooks like now Mufasa has returned the favor to The Fifth Element. Paroxysm has pulled it out here tonight.”
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As everyone knows it has been asked that a vote of confidence be made against Queen Sophie.
There is whaling in the background as if someone witnessed a death. JT and Ryan are seen dragging Primo towards Dax’s office.
Ryan- “You have to do this, you will regret it if you do not.”
Primo- “The Queen! I need her though, you know we need her.”
JT sighs and helps Ryan yank on him. He pushes Primo forward and shakes his head.
Ryan- “What has him so spooked bro?” JT shrugs. “Look man JT and I disagree about her, but make your vote however you want. Where is that little Rat…I mean Rabbit he should be here for you Primo, who is here….JT and I are here. Don’t worry we will be waiting out here.”
He walks into the office tears still streaming down his face.
“Misure Clark, look Sir…The Queen she is not all bad, I admit a little floaty when it comes to carrying out some duties…heh…oh but I never, The Primo has never had a problem with her. She helps me…Why can’t people get along, this is so hard to do.”
Dax stands up and approaches Primo he taps him on the shoulder and yells out the door.
Dax- “get him to the shrink, I want him taken care of till then Primo do not worry I know just how your vote should be counted it will all be taken care of.”
Ryan and JT lift up Primo and drag him out with the scene fading out.
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Bout Two
Raven "The Crow" Trueblood vs Dorian Blake and Jerrick Hadrian
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Dick- “The words and mind games were tossed out for this match, nobody really has anything to prove, but they are all chomping at the bits to get a hold of one another. Raven and Blake start things off, but it is clear with this pounding Raven is taking in the corner that Dorian Blake will win the fist fight. Raven is tossed across the ring to Jerrick and Dorian tags him in holding Raven to allow Jerrick to stomp on his ribs.”
Pat- “The Monstars already using the numbers to their advantage Dick.”
Dick- “Now Jerrick deivers and Irish whip, and a clothesline! NO Raven dodges the clothesline out of sheer instinct! He grabs Jerrick with a Nail in the Back and goes for a cover, but Dorian Blake breaks it up fast.”
Pat- “Jerrick is pounding away on Trueblood now, but he is taking every hit with hysterical laughture. I don’t get it!”
Dick- “Jerrick claws Raven’s eyes and then delivers a Body slam, he tags Dorian Blake back in and the two delivers a double chokeslam. What’s this? Riot is slowly walking to the ring, he seemed to lose it at Rebirth, what is he doing out here?”
Pat- “Well Josie did say that Raven has him brain washed now so I don’t know.”
Raven kicks out of a lax pin by Blake, but he is lifted up. Blake hesitates seeing Riot, Jerrick jups own and attacks Riot, and Blake slams down Raven….. WHOA! Riot hit those steels steps painfully!”
Pat- “He is back up fast though Dick and hits a jawbreaker on Jerrick….AND The Dying Quiver!”
Dick- “Blake is exiting the ring, but Raven with a spear into his back there goes Blake off the ring apron! Riot is lurking over him holding his back somewhat, he must be injured. The ref will not have none of this, he shouts at Riot.”
Pat- “Trueblood is exiting the ring, and bam! A boot to Blake’s skull! He is pushing him back in to finish this thing Dick, it’s all over.”
Dick- “Blake kicks out at Two! It’s not over at all Pat. Raven takes a punch and Blake chokes him and up he goes what a chokeslam! Now Blake is on fire as he taunts the end is near making a cut throat motion. He lifts up Raven like a rag doll and hits it…. The Time Bomb! He has him in a cover, but Riot is on the ring apron!”
Pat- “Blake does not seem happy….OH Riot’s in trouble!”
Dick- “Raven hits Blake preventing him from chokslaming Riot, but not without a kick to the gut…and there it is THE DESENT! One two…and three it’s over.”
Pat- “Not so fast Dick…Riot’s got a chair!”
Riot enters the ring and slams the chair into Blake’s head, and then again and again all while shouting “You took her from me!” ANOTHER hard shot! A pool of blood is growing under Blake’s masked head, and Raven pulls Riot off him laughing and raising Riot’s arm high in the air. He lifts a mic to his mouth.
Raven Trueblood- “This man is not brainwashed, he is awake! You all are angry, why because he refuses to sleep through this pathetic hypocrisy! Hahaha! I have saved him, I will save IWS! The old savior is dead…Not anyone…even Josie Pleasure can save it.”
Dorian sits up and the fans scream, Riot stomps on him but he does not stay down. With a wicked laugh Raven rolls out of the ring and calls Riot then the two leave the ringside.
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Backstage Josie is pacing with her hands swinging around in the air, she feels someone tap her shoulder and swings, only for her fist to be caught by a smirking James King.
J.King- “Well well, you took quite a beating not just physically but I imagine emotionally too. I just wanted to check on you, it is a real shame. I hear things about your tag team partner. I wonder what you will do with that dead weight. You really are something special letting her suck off your tit like you do.”
Josie scrowls at him and pulls her fist away aggressivly.
Josie- “Angel is able to carry herself just fine, any slack I pick up is because I know she would do the same for me. I would not exspect one of Pain’s little playboys to understand.”
J.King- “No I understand, I am just saying it is a waste. Pain recuites the best, the most loyal of solders. My brother and I are just that solders, we are fighting a battle, but we never said who’s side we are on. Good luck in that tag team match, what with your partner still not at 100%....how long tills she recovers from whatever it is…”
Having enough of him she swung again, she was shocked to find him able to dodge her again, this annoyed her mostly because it reminds her of Shane and how he was able to predict her angry outburst. Josie tackles him into the wall and James laughes as he pushes her down and away.
J.King- “I don’t want to hurt you, I am just playing. Maybe I will get caught and shunned, or set free….hmm. Tata Josie.”
He says walking away she thinks of chasing him, but as she hears Angel’s voice crack behind her she stops.
Angel- “What the fuck did that jackass want…”
Josie sighs and shakes her head, they have a match to get ready for no room for any of this other bullshit.
Josie- “Just being a jackass, nothing to worry about. Hope you are feeling better we have these tag team titles to defend.”
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Bout Three
Tag Team Championship Match
The End vs Josie Pleasure, and Angel Love©
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Dick- “We are starting things off, but what’s this…Dax Cark is coming out here.”
Dax walks out on stage and grins.
Dax- “I just want to make it very clear that ALL of the End will be competing in this match. Good Luck you two…do Team Clark proud.”
Pat- “Look who it is Dick! It’s PRIMOOoooo!”
Dick- “He is part of The En now? Is this what he was blubbering on to Rabbit about? Oh Sharpe blindsides Angel, and there is a punch from Pleasure. Angel steps out t the ring apron as The End is on the other side. She throws Sharpe at the corner and charges but sharpe gts his feet up hitting her in the face and then hits a bulldog. Josie and Sharpe get up fast tangling up with knees, Ryan is stronger taking her down with a sideheadlock.”
Pat- “she is kicking about though, Shrape can not keeps his hands on that slippery minx WHooo!
Dick- “josie has little time to catch her breath and Ryan crawls across the ring tagging in Starr, he hops over the rope and ruches at Josie, but she hits him with a clothesline that nearly takes off his head! Josie is not able to pin him though as JT kicks out after one, she pounds his head against the mat and then he elbows her jaw. JT is back up and kicks Josie in the shoulder before hitting a jumping armbreaker!”
Pat- “She is hurting…heh I can’t say what I want there Dick.”
Dick- “You are sick Pat. Josie ducks, and shouldes JT, but he is only wobbly for a second, The Chaos Theory the hypertension back bend into a spinning aggressive reverse STO knocks Josie out! Angel rushes in breaking up the count, and here we go!”
Pat- “All hell has broken loose!”
Dick- “Primo and JT hit a double clothesline on her, but Josie recovering helps her partner out by hitting an Uppercut and then an Enzuigiri! JT rolls out of the ring, and Primo grabs Josie, but she hits a back elbow to his jaw and then a stunner! She is reaching for Angel can she make it?!”
Pat- “YES SHE CAN!”
Dick- “Angel ducks Starr’s punch as he screams out his insane rambles. Now he has a hold of her, but Angel jams her foot down on his toe and hits a Tilt-a-whirl headscissors takedown she wobbles around and falls over JT, but only a two as the rest of the End rush in to break u the count. PLEASURE off the top rope with a flying double clothesline! Sharpe and Primo are down!”
Pat- “Everyone is down Dick! The ref is not even sure what is going on I bet.”
Dick- “JT grabs Angel, but she strumbles away from him and hits The Love Injection, using all of her energy to hit that Bicycle kick. Josie is pleading for Angel to get up now that she is in the corner. She might be worn out but Josie is ready to go!”
Pat- “LOOK OUT! Primo with a high knee across Josie’s face knocking her off the ring apron!”
Dick- “The ref is telling him to get back, Ryan slaps his hands together and rushes in as Angel is getting back up. The Sharpe Mark!! He goes for the cover….WOW Angel just bearly kicks out!”
Pat- “Primo is wanting the tag now Dick!”
Dick- “Ryan tags him in and…Now come on! A double suplex to Love, and Knee strikes a grounded Love ….and a floating over into a bridging arm triangle choke…It’s the 1st Degree! Angel is fighting it, You hear her shouting for Josie? Come on Pleasure get up!”
Pat- “Who are you wanting to win Dick? Jesh!”
Dick- “Not these cheating scumbags! Love reaches the ropes!! Primo needs to break!”
Pat- “Well he isn’t Dick.”
Dick- “There is Josie, with a hard stomp on his back, and she unloads punches to his stomach, but here comes Starr….Stopped with a Spear!! Now here comes Sharpe, but she side steps him tossing him out of the ropes. Awww Primo stops her delivering his Greatness Implant! Now he is up and targeting Angel he lifts her an hits a knee, and There it is!!”
Pat- “Yo Momma’s favorite move Dick…The DDG, what a beautiful…no PRIMO Front flipping Piledriver…here is the pin…and Angel loses it for her team! Wow The End has done it, uh all three of them!”
Dick- “This is a robbery! Look at them!!”
Ryan and JT roll back into the ring and hug Primo tightly then grab their tag team titles and all three men pause in the middle of the ring. They tear off their t-shirt they been wearing to wrestler showing a blast of white letters on black tees saying {Team Clark… Till The End!} The fans boo and The End all high five each other and exit. Josie crawls over to Angel checking on her as she just starts to get up, she seems to be showing signs of a concussion, but Josie only shows a furious face.
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Backstage Ryan JT and Primo are all yelling and hollering loudly celebrating their win over the tag team champions.
Ryan- “They thought they were so hot…We are all better champions already then they were.”
Jt- “yeabatata do hahaha!”
Rabbit- “PRIMO!”
They turn and see Rabbit rushing up to them his eye angry, and the only thing given away by his mask, other than the straight mouth of disapproval.
Rabbit- “You are leaving SDM for The End?”
Primo- “Hey lil buddy and look already the tag team champion with these guys. I am the Primo man…Look it was fun, but let’s not make a scene. Hehe.”
Ryan and JT laugh too and Rabbit surprises all them by clocking Primo hard in the head, but being so thickheaded he does not wobble, he slams his fist into Rabbit’s face repeatable, and JT and Ryan egg him on with cheers.
Primo- “I tried to be nice! … I tried to play by the rules! … It’s Game … OVER… That’s all Folks….THE END!”
Ryan- “Alright Primo that’s enough bro, let’s go celebrate.”
Primo- “Yeah we should celebrate the end of Male oppression, I have seen the Primo light. Why are we looked down upon by these women, because we are amazing men, they are jealous we don’t want them…how they jump around…well I jump around, but I have to!! I am spreading love to those in need, I am being charatible.”
Ryan- “You are a brave man bro.”
Primo- “Yes I know…but everyone needs some love, and I give the Primo love, that’s what has Mistress of the Pain so angry, and the Josie of Pleasure, haha! Not so much Pleasure now. I bet Rabbit goes back to her crying. Haha! … Wait is she behind me?”
Ryan and JT don’t even nod they take off running and Primo turns having his face bashed into the brick wall, and then off the refreshments table. Josie pours steaming coffee over his face and Primo screams. She his a bulldog off an unfolded steel chair and Primo seems knocked out as he hits the floor. Josie continues to stomp hard on his face until she is too exsasted to continue and looks down at him. Josie stands over Primo with a self satisfied smile pasted to her lips as he lays on the floor in a heap. Though he wasn't her intended target, he was accessible and she needed to take her frustration out on someone. Suddenly feet appear near Primo's body which makes Josie's smile fade, a pair of pink high heels with matching toenail polish loom. As Josie's eyes drift toward the face of the intruder, a pair of tan legs, pink form fitting dress cut in a "v" shape in the center of her chest showing off quite a pair of...we'll call them lungs. Upon gazing at her face, framed with blonde curling locks and the popping sound as the orange sucker is pulled from her pink colored lips.
"Um, like why you gotta be so like mean?" Josie's eyes narrow and a snarl forms on her lips. "I mean like come on Josie, you need I dunno a hobby or something. Primo, isn't like all that bad, he does treat girls right. I had a like pimp like him once or was that my night club manager? He used to like always jump from one woman to the next, but he showered with us."
Josie looks to the ceiling as though finding some restraint as she looks back at her and says "Don't you showering you?"
Bambi, looking confused as her head leans to the right "Like that's what I said."
Josie bits her bottom lip and with a angry sigh replies "No you said showered with you, when you clearly meant showered you."
Bambi considers this for a moment and then says "I don't get it."
Josie grits her teeth and as calm as she can says "Your showering means getting in the shower with you like with water where mine means to give you gifts."
Bambi again ponders this and then says "Um..I still don't like get it"
As she mouths showering and showering as though they're different words or maybe pronounced differently. "It doesn't matter! Since when do you care about Primo?"
Taking a lick of her sucker before she answers. "Who's Primo?" returning her attention back to the sucker.
"That guy on the floor!" Bambi looks down and scoots backwards a little "Ew, like he's all bloody!" She checks her shoes to make sure she didn't step in it.
"No fucking kidding! I just beat his ass!" Bambi looks back at Josie. "Why you always gotta be like mean?" Josie throws her hands into the air and growls. "Cuz, I'm a monster!" Bambi's eyes grow big. "OMG! Like you big meanie, you scared me!" Josie shakes her head and wanders away muttering under her breath. While Bambi looks down at Primo and says "Ok, like the big meanie is gone, you can get up now."
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Main Event
Rabbit vs Ryan Sharpe vs Aiden Cash{{WINNER}}
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Dick- “Here we are at the main event! The new Champion Aiden Cash will be taking on two potentially future challangers.”
Pat- “Do not forget that Rabbit will be taking him on for the title next Injection Dick.”
Dick- “Yes he will Pat, but this week Ryan Sharpe will also be in that ring and wanting to get one up on the current champion. Here we go. Cash is the one that attacks Rabbit, but the guy is very slippery and fast, he bounces off the ropes and into a leaping dropkick, he turns and dodges out of the way as Ryan grabs at him, he sweeps Share’s legs out from uner him and goes for a cover, but Ryan kicks out with authority!”
Pat- “Cash punts Rabbit, wow he could be an NFL kicker Dick!”
Dick- “The universe Champion has Rabbit in a front headlock, and Ryan delivers a spear to Rabbit! Now he turns and meets Cash’s stare, but he ducks out of the ring and has a metting with JT instead of attacking??”
Pat- “It’s good to have a plan Dick.”
Dick- “Cash has Rabbit locks up, but he rolls around getting a pin attempt, but Cash lets go and is able to kick out. Ryan stomps on Rabbit and Irish whips him towards the corner, Rabbit dodges out of the way kicking Ryan in the head. Cash is rushing at him so Rabbit hops up on the ropes and hits him with the Rabbit Hop! Rabbit gos for another pin, but only gets a two.”
Pat- “How is Cash doing it? What a Universe champ we hae to have this type of stamina against a paranoid freak like Rabbit.”
Dick- “Ryan is up he pokes Rabbit in the side and yells BOO, Cash takes out his leg, and the two men are stomping on Rabbit, how unfair is this double team! Not to mention how Primo attacked Rabbit earlier!”
Pat- “Everything is fair in IWS Dick, so just get over yourself.”
Dick- “Rabbit is able to get away, and Cash is sent over the ropes as he dives at Rabbit and he pulls down the top rope to counter Cash! He runs at Ryan and manges to get The Rabbit Trap!
The Hurricarana into Crucifix submission is locked on tight and Ryan has no where to go, but Here is Cash climbing the ropes, he dives onto Rabbit hitting a diving spear to his knee. Rabbit groans in pain holding his knee and Cash hits a knee stomp followed by Single Leg Crab submission! Rabbit shouts and ries and then taps out onto the mat! Cash lets go and the fans all boo as he lifts up his title laughing. He mocks Rabbit as he leaves heading into a defense against him at the next Injection….well that is all folks tune in next week to see what else happens. I am Dick and this is my partner Pat bringing you your dose of Insane Wrestling Society.”
Paroxysm vs Dwayne Nameth
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Dick- “After Rebirth Paroxysm sure has made an impact, tonight taking on Dwayne Nameth in a one on one match.”
Pat- “Looking at these guys I have to say that it is an athletic match Dick.”
Dick- “Paroxysm and Dwayne trade blows, and Paro is quick to ground Nameth with a Russian Legsweep, but Dwayne is right back up. There is a right and a left, Paro blocks and counters with kick and WOW what a Springboard Dropkick!”
Pat- “Dwayne kicks out of that pin easily though Dick. The Fifth Element will crash and burn by the end of this just watch. After that sneaky display at Rebirth my money is on Paroxysm.”
Dick- “Nameth grabs Paroxysm hitting a Wheelbarrow suplex, pin attempt! … Only a one count. The men are back up, Dwayne with an Irish whip sending Paro into the ropes, he lifts him for a Samoan drop, but Paroxysm counters with a spinning headscissors!”
Pat- “Going for another pin Dick!”
Dick- “Only a two count, that could have been a close one Pat. Now Dwayne Nameth is back up he seems a bit dizzy. Paro is hitting his lower back with a bunch of kicks. Nameth is down, and Paro grabs him for the Craddle Piledriver. Dwayne is fighting with punches. PAro loses his balance! Nameth hits his finisher Calling Dr. Feelgood!”
Pat- “That was a nasty lifting ddt! Paro is down, but so is Dwayne both of these guys are losers!”
The Great Mufasa’s music plays, outside Freddy cuts off the giant, but Electra kicks him in the balls and then he gets a double handed chokeslam!
Dick- “What the hell is Mufasa and his sister doing out here?!?!
Pat- The ref is asking Electra that right now.”
Mufasa grabs Dwayne and sams him against the ring post as Electra distracts the ref. Dwayne wiggles but when his throat is locked into Mufasa’s big hands he is helpless. Mufasa chokeslams him then rolls him back into the ring. The fans booing loudly.
Dick- “What poor sportsman ship.”
Pat- “He did cost Mufasa that match at Rebirth Dick. Here is Paro with the cover, and it ooks like now Mufasa has returned the favor to The Fifth Element. Paroxysm has pulled it out here tonight.”
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As everyone knows it has been asked that a vote of confidence be made against Queen Sophie.
There is whaling in the background as if someone witnessed a death. JT and Ryan are seen dragging Primo towards Dax’s office.
Ryan- “You have to do this, you will regret it if you do not.”
Primo- “The Queen! I need her though, you know we need her.”
JT sighs and helps Ryan yank on him. He pushes Primo forward and shakes his head.
Ryan- “What has him so spooked bro?” JT shrugs. “Look man JT and I disagree about her, but make your vote however you want. Where is that little Rat…I mean Rabbit he should be here for you Primo, who is here….JT and I are here. Don’t worry we will be waiting out here.”
He walks into the office tears still streaming down his face.
“Misure Clark, look Sir…The Queen she is not all bad, I admit a little floaty when it comes to carrying out some duties…heh…oh but I never, The Primo has never had a problem with her. She helps me…Why can’t people get along, this is so hard to do.”
Dax stands up and approaches Primo he taps him on the shoulder and yells out the door.
Dax- “get him to the shrink, I want him taken care of till then Primo do not worry I know just how your vote should be counted it will all be taken care of.”
Ryan and JT lift up Primo and drag him out with the scene fading out.
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Bout Two
Raven "The Crow" Trueblood vs Dorian Blake and Jerrick Hadrian
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Dick- “The words and mind games were tossed out for this match, nobody really has anything to prove, but they are all chomping at the bits to get a hold of one another. Raven and Blake start things off, but it is clear with this pounding Raven is taking in the corner that Dorian Blake will win the fist fight. Raven is tossed across the ring to Jerrick and Dorian tags him in holding Raven to allow Jerrick to stomp on his ribs.”
Pat- “The Monstars already using the numbers to their advantage Dick.”
Dick- “Now Jerrick deivers and Irish whip, and a clothesline! NO Raven dodges the clothesline out of sheer instinct! He grabs Jerrick with a Nail in the Back and goes for a cover, but Dorian Blake breaks it up fast.”
Pat- “Jerrick is pounding away on Trueblood now, but he is taking every hit with hysterical laughture. I don’t get it!”
Dick- “Jerrick claws Raven’s eyes and then delivers a Body slam, he tags Dorian Blake back in and the two delivers a double chokeslam. What’s this? Riot is slowly walking to the ring, he seemed to lose it at Rebirth, what is he doing out here?”
Pat- “Well Josie did say that Raven has him brain washed now so I don’t know.”
Raven kicks out of a lax pin by Blake, but he is lifted up. Blake hesitates seeing Riot, Jerrick jups own and attacks Riot, and Blake slams down Raven….. WHOA! Riot hit those steels steps painfully!”
Pat- “He is back up fast though Dick and hits a jawbreaker on Jerrick….AND The Dying Quiver!”
Dick- “Blake is exiting the ring, but Raven with a spear into his back there goes Blake off the ring apron! Riot is lurking over him holding his back somewhat, he must be injured. The ref will not have none of this, he shouts at Riot.”
Pat- “Trueblood is exiting the ring, and bam! A boot to Blake’s skull! He is pushing him back in to finish this thing Dick, it’s all over.”
Dick- “Blake kicks out at Two! It’s not over at all Pat. Raven takes a punch and Blake chokes him and up he goes what a chokeslam! Now Blake is on fire as he taunts the end is near making a cut throat motion. He lifts up Raven like a rag doll and hits it…. The Time Bomb! He has him in a cover, but Riot is on the ring apron!”
Pat- “Blake does not seem happy….OH Riot’s in trouble!”
Dick- “Raven hits Blake preventing him from chokslaming Riot, but not without a kick to the gut…and there it is THE DESENT! One two…and three it’s over.”
Pat- “Not so fast Dick…Riot’s got a chair!”
Riot enters the ring and slams the chair into Blake’s head, and then again and again all while shouting “You took her from me!” ANOTHER hard shot! A pool of blood is growing under Blake’s masked head, and Raven pulls Riot off him laughing and raising Riot’s arm high in the air. He lifts a mic to his mouth.
Raven Trueblood- “This man is not brainwashed, he is awake! You all are angry, why because he refuses to sleep through this pathetic hypocrisy! Hahaha! I have saved him, I will save IWS! The old savior is dead…Not anyone…even Josie Pleasure can save it.”
Dorian sits up and the fans scream, Riot stomps on him but he does not stay down. With a wicked laugh Raven rolls out of the ring and calls Riot then the two leave the ringside.
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Backstage Josie is pacing with her hands swinging around in the air, she feels someone tap her shoulder and swings, only for her fist to be caught by a smirking James King.
J.King- “Well well, you took quite a beating not just physically but I imagine emotionally too. I just wanted to check on you, it is a real shame. I hear things about your tag team partner. I wonder what you will do with that dead weight. You really are something special letting her suck off your tit like you do.”
Josie scrowls at him and pulls her fist away aggressivly.
Josie- “Angel is able to carry herself just fine, any slack I pick up is because I know she would do the same for me. I would not exspect one of Pain’s little playboys to understand.”
J.King- “No I understand, I am just saying it is a waste. Pain recuites the best, the most loyal of solders. My brother and I are just that solders, we are fighting a battle, but we never said who’s side we are on. Good luck in that tag team match, what with your partner still not at 100%....how long tills she recovers from whatever it is…”
Having enough of him she swung again, she was shocked to find him able to dodge her again, this annoyed her mostly because it reminds her of Shane and how he was able to predict her angry outburst. Josie tackles him into the wall and James laughes as he pushes her down and away.
J.King- “I don’t want to hurt you, I am just playing. Maybe I will get caught and shunned, or set free….hmm. Tata Josie.”
He says walking away she thinks of chasing him, but as she hears Angel’s voice crack behind her she stops.
Angel- “What the fuck did that jackass want…”
Josie sighs and shakes her head, they have a match to get ready for no room for any of this other bullshit.
Josie- “Just being a jackass, nothing to worry about. Hope you are feeling better we have these tag team titles to defend.”
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Bout Three
Tag Team Championship Match
The End vs Josie Pleasure, and Angel Love©
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Dick- “We are starting things off, but what’s this…Dax Cark is coming out here.”
Dax walks out on stage and grins.
Dax- “I just want to make it very clear that ALL of the End will be competing in this match. Good Luck you two…do Team Clark proud.”
Pat- “Look who it is Dick! It’s PRIMOOoooo!”
Dick- “He is part of The En now? Is this what he was blubbering on to Rabbit about? Oh Sharpe blindsides Angel, and there is a punch from Pleasure. Angel steps out t the ring apron as The End is on the other side. She throws Sharpe at the corner and charges but sharpe gts his feet up hitting her in the face and then hits a bulldog. Josie and Sharpe get up fast tangling up with knees, Ryan is stronger taking her down with a sideheadlock.”
Pat- “she is kicking about though, Shrape can not keeps his hands on that slippery minx WHooo!
Dick- “josie has little time to catch her breath and Ryan crawls across the ring tagging in Starr, he hops over the rope and ruches at Josie, but she hits him with a clothesline that nearly takes off his head! Josie is not able to pin him though as JT kicks out after one, she pounds his head against the mat and then he elbows her jaw. JT is back up and kicks Josie in the shoulder before hitting a jumping armbreaker!”
Pat- “She is hurting…heh I can’t say what I want there Dick.”
Dick- “You are sick Pat. Josie ducks, and shouldes JT, but he is only wobbly for a second, The Chaos Theory the hypertension back bend into a spinning aggressive reverse STO knocks Josie out! Angel rushes in breaking up the count, and here we go!”
Pat- “All hell has broken loose!”
Dick- “Primo and JT hit a double clothesline on her, but Josie recovering helps her partner out by hitting an Uppercut and then an Enzuigiri! JT rolls out of the ring, and Primo grabs Josie, but she hits a back elbow to his jaw and then a stunner! She is reaching for Angel can she make it?!”
Pat- “YES SHE CAN!”
Dick- “Angel ducks Starr’s punch as he screams out his insane rambles. Now he has a hold of her, but Angel jams her foot down on his toe and hits a Tilt-a-whirl headscissors takedown she wobbles around and falls over JT, but only a two as the rest of the End rush in to break u the count. PLEASURE off the top rope with a flying double clothesline! Sharpe and Primo are down!”
Pat- “Everyone is down Dick! The ref is not even sure what is going on I bet.”
Dick- “JT grabs Angel, but she strumbles away from him and hits The Love Injection, using all of her energy to hit that Bicycle kick. Josie is pleading for Angel to get up now that she is in the corner. She might be worn out but Josie is ready to go!”
Pat- “LOOK OUT! Primo with a high knee across Josie’s face knocking her off the ring apron!”
Dick- “The ref is telling him to get back, Ryan slaps his hands together and rushes in as Angel is getting back up. The Sharpe Mark!! He goes for the cover….WOW Angel just bearly kicks out!”
Pat- “Primo is wanting the tag now Dick!”
Dick- “Ryan tags him in and…Now come on! A double suplex to Love, and Knee strikes a grounded Love ….and a floating over into a bridging arm triangle choke…It’s the 1st Degree! Angel is fighting it, You hear her shouting for Josie? Come on Pleasure get up!”
Pat- “Who are you wanting to win Dick? Jesh!”
Dick- “Not these cheating scumbags! Love reaches the ropes!! Primo needs to break!”
Pat- “Well he isn’t Dick.”
Dick- “There is Josie, with a hard stomp on his back, and she unloads punches to his stomach, but here comes Starr….Stopped with a Spear!! Now here comes Sharpe, but she side steps him tossing him out of the ropes. Awww Primo stops her delivering his Greatness Implant! Now he is up and targeting Angel he lifts her an hits a knee, and There it is!!”
Pat- “Yo Momma’s favorite move Dick…The DDG, what a beautiful…no PRIMO Front flipping Piledriver…here is the pin…and Angel loses it for her team! Wow The End has done it, uh all three of them!”
Dick- “This is a robbery! Look at them!!”
Ryan and JT roll back into the ring and hug Primo tightly then grab their tag team titles and all three men pause in the middle of the ring. They tear off their t-shirt they been wearing to wrestler showing a blast of white letters on black tees saying {Team Clark… Till The End!} The fans boo and The End all high five each other and exit. Josie crawls over to Angel checking on her as she just starts to get up, she seems to be showing signs of a concussion, but Josie only shows a furious face.
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Backstage Ryan JT and Primo are all yelling and hollering loudly celebrating their win over the tag team champions.
Ryan- “They thought they were so hot…We are all better champions already then they were.”
Jt- “yeabatata do hahaha!”
Rabbit- “PRIMO!”
They turn and see Rabbit rushing up to them his eye angry, and the only thing given away by his mask, other than the straight mouth of disapproval.
Rabbit- “You are leaving SDM for The End?”
Primo- “Hey lil buddy and look already the tag team champion with these guys. I am the Primo man…Look it was fun, but let’s not make a scene. Hehe.”
Ryan and JT laugh too and Rabbit surprises all them by clocking Primo hard in the head, but being so thickheaded he does not wobble, he slams his fist into Rabbit’s face repeatable, and JT and Ryan egg him on with cheers.
Primo- “I tried to be nice! … I tried to play by the rules! … It’s Game … OVER… That’s all Folks….THE END!”
Ryan- “Alright Primo that’s enough bro, let’s go celebrate.”
Primo- “Yeah we should celebrate the end of Male oppression, I have seen the Primo light. Why are we looked down upon by these women, because we are amazing men, they are jealous we don’t want them…how they jump around…well I jump around, but I have to!! I am spreading love to those in need, I am being charatible.”
Ryan- “You are a brave man bro.”
Primo- “Yes I know…but everyone needs some love, and I give the Primo love, that’s what has Mistress of the Pain so angry, and the Josie of Pleasure, haha! Not so much Pleasure now. I bet Rabbit goes back to her crying. Haha! … Wait is she behind me?”
Ryan and JT don’t even nod they take off running and Primo turns having his face bashed into the brick wall, and then off the refreshments table. Josie pours steaming coffee over his face and Primo screams. She his a bulldog off an unfolded steel chair and Primo seems knocked out as he hits the floor. Josie continues to stomp hard on his face until she is too exsasted to continue and looks down at him. Josie stands over Primo with a self satisfied smile pasted to her lips as he lays on the floor in a heap. Though he wasn't her intended target, he was accessible and she needed to take her frustration out on someone. Suddenly feet appear near Primo's body which makes Josie's smile fade, a pair of pink high heels with matching toenail polish loom. As Josie's eyes drift toward the face of the intruder, a pair of tan legs, pink form fitting dress cut in a "v" shape in the center of her chest showing off quite a pair of...we'll call them lungs. Upon gazing at her face, framed with blonde curling locks and the popping sound as the orange sucker is pulled from her pink colored lips.
"Um, like why you gotta be so like mean?" Josie's eyes narrow and a snarl forms on her lips. "I mean like come on Josie, you need I dunno a hobby or something. Primo, isn't like all that bad, he does treat girls right. I had a like pimp like him once or was that my night club manager? He used to like always jump from one woman to the next, but he showered with us."
Josie looks to the ceiling as though finding some restraint as she looks back at her and says "Don't you showering you?"
Bambi, looking confused as her head leans to the right "Like that's what I said."
Josie bits her bottom lip and with a angry sigh replies "No you said showered with you, when you clearly meant showered you."
Bambi considers this for a moment and then says "I don't get it."
Josie grits her teeth and as calm as she can says "Your showering means getting in the shower with you like with water where mine means to give you gifts."
Bambi again ponders this and then says "Um..I still don't like get it"
As she mouths showering and showering as though they're different words or maybe pronounced differently. "It doesn't matter! Since when do you care about Primo?"
Taking a lick of her sucker before she answers. "Who's Primo?" returning her attention back to the sucker.
"That guy on the floor!" Bambi looks down and scoots backwards a little "Ew, like he's all bloody!" She checks her shoes to make sure she didn't step in it.
"No fucking kidding! I just beat his ass!" Bambi looks back at Josie. "Why you always gotta be like mean?" Josie throws her hands into the air and growls. "Cuz, I'm a monster!" Bambi's eyes grow big. "OMG! Like you big meanie, you scared me!" Josie shakes her head and wanders away muttering under her breath. While Bambi looks down at Primo and says "Ok, like the big meanie is gone, you can get up now."
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Main Event
Rabbit vs Ryan Sharpe vs Aiden Cash{{WINNER}}
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Dick- “Here we are at the main event! The new Champion Aiden Cash will be taking on two potentially future challangers.”
Pat- “Do not forget that Rabbit will be taking him on for the title next Injection Dick.”
Dick- “Yes he will Pat, but this week Ryan Sharpe will also be in that ring and wanting to get one up on the current champion. Here we go. Cash is the one that attacks Rabbit, but the guy is very slippery and fast, he bounces off the ropes and into a leaping dropkick, he turns and dodges out of the way as Ryan grabs at him, he sweeps Share’s legs out from uner him and goes for a cover, but Ryan kicks out with authority!”
Pat- “Cash punts Rabbit, wow he could be an NFL kicker Dick!”
Dick- “The universe Champion has Rabbit in a front headlock, and Ryan delivers a spear to Rabbit! Now he turns and meets Cash’s stare, but he ducks out of the ring and has a metting with JT instead of attacking??”
Pat- “It’s good to have a plan Dick.”
Dick- “Cash has Rabbit locks up, but he rolls around getting a pin attempt, but Cash lets go and is able to kick out. Ryan stomps on Rabbit and Irish whips him towards the corner, Rabbit dodges out of the way kicking Ryan in the head. Cash is rushing at him so Rabbit hops up on the ropes and hits him with the Rabbit Hop! Rabbit gos for another pin, but only gets a two.”
Pat- “How is Cash doing it? What a Universe champ we hae to have this type of stamina against a paranoid freak like Rabbit.”
Dick- “Ryan is up he pokes Rabbit in the side and yells BOO, Cash takes out his leg, and the two men are stomping on Rabbit, how unfair is this double team! Not to mention how Primo attacked Rabbit earlier!”
Pat- “Everything is fair in IWS Dick, so just get over yourself.”
Dick- “Rabbit is able to get away, and Cash is sent over the ropes as he dives at Rabbit and he pulls down the top rope to counter Cash! He runs at Ryan and manges to get The Rabbit Trap!
The Hurricarana into Crucifix submission is locked on tight and Ryan has no where to go, but Here is Cash climbing the ropes, he dives onto Rabbit hitting a diving spear to his knee. Rabbit groans in pain holding his knee and Cash hits a knee stomp followed by Single Leg Crab submission! Rabbit shouts and ries and then taps out onto the mat! Cash lets go and the fans all boo as he lifts up his title laughing. He mocks Rabbit as he leaves heading into a defense against him at the next Injection….well that is all folks tune in next week to see what else happens. I am Dick and this is my partner Pat bringing you your dose of Insane Wrestling Society.”
