Post by AJ on Apr 2, 2014 22:37:15 GMT -5
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Dick- “Welcome to the Ides of March recap show, if you happened to miss the pay per view or were not able to make it to the event then we are here to fill you in.”
Pat- “damn right and wow what a show it was Dick.”
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(Singles match)
Mr. Sandman vs. Angel Love
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Dick- “These two have fought before and the way they stayed on each other’s toes was a dead give away.
Pat- “I would like to be on any part of Angel you know what I mean Dick? Hehe.”
Dick- “It seemed like it was a dead lock, but then the King brothers made an appearance and the numbers started to catch up with Angel as the Ref lost control of things. With the Ref distracted Sandman was about to lay out Angel with the use of some brass knuckles, that was until Josie Pleasure rushed to the ring and smashed her tag team title across Mr. Sandman’s face.”
Pat- “unfortinatly for Miss Love, the Ref seen it and signaled for her disqualification giving the match to Mr. Sandman. This group of Mistress Pain’s watched as Angel argued with Josie for getting involved, but took the chance to jump the tag team champions. I got to say though I was impressed at how resilient the tag team champions were Dick. They managed to fend off the Sinister Servants long enough for queen Sophie to make an appearance, she ruins all the fun Dick.”
Dick- “Queen Sophie demanded that these five stop fighting and that she has plans for the tag team champions. I wonder Pat what those plans will be?”
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The Primo proclamation
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In the backstage area we see a cleaned up looking Alejandro Primo with his aviator shades and leisure suit almost looking like a guy off Miami Vice. He has his cell up to his ear.
Primo- “It good to hear from you, I hope you know it was never anything to do with the bros. We are all our own men I just had to do my thing, but you know where my home is in the end.”
He pauses and then starts to speak again looking around as if he feels the camera spying on him.
Primo- “Don’t worry, this church or dark dungeon or whatever they have got going on will not take over. Yes I know what I got to do and I already proved that when I have to The Primo does what needs to be done. Mistress Pain does not scare me, she thinks she can hide her jealousy but she can’t not from The Primo. I turn her down it makes her mad, I deliver the money shot to her just to prove a point and she sicks her love sick puppy after me. Hahahaha! I know makes me sad the stupid fella, I am not…NOT like Riot! I was the man of my house; I was not allowed to be the baby! I had to be the Primo I had no option of failure. I wonder if she will be able to bring herself t visit him in the hospital, he won’t need a mask to hide his feels behind. No instead he will need that to hide the mess I am gonna leave his face in, but I doubt he will even be able to walk. …. No, Travis is not involved in this, he is focused on Pain and that is fine by me, she doesn’t need my attention. I can get to her without ever having to say a word or go near her. Just trust me… I am going to love feeling her eyes watching, to watch as she pushes him farther from her. Heh…I better get off here and do some pushups and warm up for this throw down. Thanks for the send off bro.”
He hangs up his phone and looks around before walking down the hallway looking seriously around his surroundings.
Pat- Well I do wonder what that was all about, but it didn’t matter at the time.
Dick- “No it didn’t there were some heavy hints in Primo’s dialog, but nothing that actually could be anything but a rumor, there was a match to get to and that was what people were buzzing about. Ryan Sharpe, Revelation and Aidan Cash…all three huge names facing off in a barbwire roped cage match. These three all want to jump out and make an impression, the past few weeks we have seen how Cash has been willing to step on toes and making friends is NOT what he is here to do.
Pat- “No he isn’t, he attacked Rabbit for wanting to shake his hand…which honestly…made me laugh till I nearly pee’d myself Dick, this Cash guy has a future here and with that Mayhem Briefcase in his possession gold could be in his near future for sure.”
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(Barbwire rope Cage match)
Revelation vs. Ryan Sharpe vs. Aidan Cash
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Dick- “This match had a lot of pride on the line. Not to mention the men in it are all dangerous competitors. Aidan Cash and Revelation were the first two in the cage, and Ryan Sharpe was carrying a large chain with him to the ring. He swung it around with Cash being faster then Revelation and dodging out of the way. Revelation took a shot from the chain to the head.”
Pat- “He deserved it dressed in that stupid dog training suit, what the hell? Cash capitalized by attacking Sharpe right back though with their opponent down. This new more aggressive Aidan Cash, I must say I like Dick.”
Dick- “Ryan and Cash tackled each other into the barbwire ropes, and Ryan used them to grind Aidan’s face into to cause separation and catch his breath. Revelation was back on the attack as he grappled Sharpe hitting a few belly to back suplexes and then getting in sound grounded punches. Cash rips Revelation off Ryan though and Irish whips Revelation into the ropes then clotheslines him harder into them.”
Pat- “This guy went back to work on The epitome of Evolution, he is vicious. The cage became Cash’s weapon, but Sharpe stayed clever and countered at the perfect time to create and opening and then put Cash down with his Sharpe Mark!”
Dick- “Revelation although looked ridiculous to most showed why he is a former champion coming back to life and him and Ryan going toe to toe. The Judas Cradle was applied and Ryan had no way out of it, Revelation was ready to snap him in two if he had not noticed Cash going for the escape!”
Pat- “That’s true! Revelation grabbed Aidan Cash yanking him down and the two traded kicks and punches. Cash gets the upperhand and hoist Revelation onto hi shoulders delivering The Stop Light! With Revelation down this looked like his chance, but Sharpe punched Cash before he could ascend back up the cage, quickly he plants Sharpe with a Stop Light like he did Revelation and then collapse to the mat in exhaustion!”
Dick- “Revelation crawled to the cage door, but the Ref could not get it open, the locks must have been changed. The mystery is still who changed them, but Revelation did not have a chance of getting out and his outfit did not help him, Ryan was up and gabbed Rev, he hits The Evolution Suplx!”
Pat- “Ryan climbed the cage, but Cash was right there with him, the two at the top look to be jocking for the victory. Cash has Ryan wobbling, but he grabs him and in desperation suplexed Cash off the top of the cage! Bth men ccrash through the announcers table, it was a huge shock to me, how about you Dick?”
Dick- “scared the hell out of me! The ref signaled for the bell, and the fans all seemed confused till it was announced how Aidan’s feet hit the floor first. Nobody I think left that match unscaved Pat.
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No need for Queen Sophie, Join the Tag Team Invitational
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Do you like tag team wrestling, but do not have a running buddy?
Do you have a favorite bro or bitch you down with for life?
Are you looking for a little change in your dull existence?
If so join the Dax Clark tag team invitational today!! Some other IWS management might like you to think they have things under control. They might put off this impression that their wheels are turning on the solutions to problems inside our crazy little society. Team Clark would like to put your mind at ease, Dax Clark assure the IWS that he will never drop the ball. When things need taken care of he will be there getting it done. When things get chaotic he will be there to make sense of it all.
So what are you still waiting for?
Do what you know you want to join the Dax Clark tag team Invitational. Don’t be a loser and wait around for some royal pain to notice you. Take control of your own destiny, pave your own way to gold. The Dax Clark tag team Invitational, because he is a guy who knows what he is doing don’t you want to be too?
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(No-DQ Tag Team Match)
AJ Riot & Mistress Pain vs. Love Dr. Travis McLovin & Alejandro Primo
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Dick- “The No disqualification tag team match loaded with lot of bad blood. The boys of SDM had fun at the expense of Mistress Pain since Seasons Beatings and it was about to explode all in this match! Things started off with Riot pummeling The Love Dr and then tagging in Pain to humiliate McLovin. Alejandro Primo tried to save his partner from the double team of this destructive duo, but I guess the Ref got confused about the no dq a he forced Primo back to his corner.”
Pat- “Hey we hire high school drop outs as match officials Dick, what do you really exspect from them? I was amazed though Dick at how Primo and Riot both ripped into each other when Love Dr finally made the tag at the same time as mistress Pain, and boy right off the bat. Mistress Pain was smart sticking to Love Dr, while Primo and Riot spilled to the outside. The fans didn’t even seem to know how to respond to the brutality from the Blank Faced Jester and The Blessed one.’
Dick- “No they didn’t Pat and I can’t blame them, Primo irish whipped Riot hard into the steel steps and seemed to have his spot. Though when Primo tossed Pain back into the ring and mocked her for attempting to fight with him, Riot caught him with a vicious spear right through the barricade! Both men were broken in half Pat, the fans couldn’t breath from shock!”
Pat- “Neither could I Dick, and the match could have been won, but Love dr had kicked out. By this point there is no way there can be a legal man…or woman so the ref is just counting. She manages to hit her Special move, The Crash. The diving crossbody has Love Dr down, but Primo was able to brake up the pinfall. He yanked Pain up by a handful of hair and grinned at her frustration at how he avoided her kicks to get free.”
Dick- “As one would guess Riot was right on his heels though pulling Primo back up and delivering a headbutt that makes both men wobble. Pain grabbed Primo but out of instinct he counters swinging behind her and delivering a belly to back suplex. Riot shouted and delivers The Dying Quiver!”
Pat- “Guess he didn’t like what Primo did to his girlfriend as Primo’s face hits the mat hard to everyone’s dismay. Riot does not stop though hitting the dazed Primo with hard closed fist, before he realizes that Pain is still down. He crawled over and knelt down next to her holding her to make sure she is ok. That’s when Travis McLovin went for a school boy pin on Riot, but he kicked out fast.”
Dick- “Whatever set Riot off it is clear that The Love Dr was getting the blunt end of the deal. Riot beat him to a blood pulp with his bare hands shouting the entire time for him to keep his hands off Mistress Pain. I will not lie Pat, I think even Mistress Pain herself was stuck a state of shock at the carnage Riot was delivering with his bare fist. Love Dr in desperation kicks Riot and tackles him. Pain shakes off the confusion and she shouted at Love Dr and he ducked a punch and kicks her in the gut before lifting her into a suplex laughing, but it is short lived as Riot hits another powerful spear, that sends both Travis and Pain down hard to the mat.”
Pat- “Riot is really on a roll in this one causing destruction all over the place and with no weapon. Though Riot quickly realized he hurt his Mistress and scurried over to her to check and see if she is alright. That was stupid Riot…I guess He must have heard Primo rushing at him as Riot as at the last moment he tosses Pain out of the ring and turned around to get a stiff kick to the chin, and then a hard right to the forehead. Primo Irish whips Riot across the ring and then hits him with a monkey toss. Primo stands up and yelled loudly pumping up his fans before he went for the 3rd Degree on Riot…luckily well for Riot…Mistress Pain slide back into the ring and delivered a low blow to Primo…ouch!”
Dick- “It did not seem like this was going to stop at all as Primo exchanged a heated few words with Pain, but then he delivered The DDG! Pain was out, she might have been seriously injured and Riot didn’t see it.”
Pat- “No he didn’t he was still pulling himself up when Pain’s posse showed up. Mr. Sandman directed the King brothers to grab their Mistress, and he kept his eyes looked on Primo who returned the glare. None of them seemed interested in helping Riot though as he was now left in a handicap match! What a bunch of bitches!”
Dick- “riot managed to endure though, and eventually IWS Universe Champ Raven Trueblood made an appearance where he attacked The Love Dr. He carried him through the crowd the two fighting and then tossed the Love Dr off a balcony. With Riot alone in the ring Primo gained the upperhand, it seems he is entering a dark place as Primo got a weapon. He hits Riot with a fire extinguisher over and over then sprays it on him laughing and joking about how he could get the same reaction from Riot’s love….so appalling Pat.”
Pat- “He could though or so I hear he really is a ladies man the Primo is. Needless to say when he trapped Riot into the ropes even the Ref was begging Primo to stop. He got a chair and slammed it over Riot’s head didn’t he…and Riot’s mask started to rip away. I really did think that was going to be the last time we seen AJ Riot alive Dick, finally Primo picked up the victory applying the 3rd degree to an uncontious Riot and the ref signaling the bell. What we hear though as rimo picked up a mic was a shellshock!”
Primo- “I love all of you…I really do….but I don’t need you to be Primo…I don’t need ANYONE to be Primo! What did I say Pain? What did I say I was going to do…show me baby, show me you got them feelings, you want revenge? How about I give you something to actually hate me for? Huh, how about I murder your sex doll here? See I don’t feel sorry for him, and I damn sure don’t feel sorry for you. I can get higher class, cleaner women you would just be a waste of time. Is that what she is doing Riot…she is wasting your time admit it… here I am The primo, I see your suffering at her hands, I see how you need salvation. Please allow me to offer it.”
Dick- “Pat when Primo dropped that Mic and stomped into Riot and hit him time after time with that chair I felt sick to my stomach, he handcuffed Riot to the ring for Christ sake! The man was defenseless, this is a much darker side to Alejandro then I have seen in a long time. Lucky for Riot he had some friends show up. Primo did not seem interested at all in sticking around to put up with Josie Pleasure and her baseball bat named Precious.”
Pat- “Would you want to Dick? This does raise questions though, why did Josie save Riot? What is in it for her? She is not that nice Dick….something smells fishy….and its Josie!”
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Making a statement for The Crow
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The Crow is named Raven Trueblood, once upon a time I got in trouble for shooting a bunch of crows. My Daddy he made me eat them, we do not waste anything around here he said. I had never tasted anything so disgusting in my life. This boy is not The Crow, he is not a symbol of luck he will not lead this Universe to a brighter era. What is it you are after? Why are you even alive?
Whatever reason I have been awoken and dragged back into this horrible cold world is beyond me, I just hear the calling. How my master is demanding I put an end to this child’s game. You are a child Raven, your age reflects just how naive you are. So you got neglected as a kid, your mommy yell at you, did she beat you…how about your Daddy? We all have problems and I promise you that you got off easier than most. Would you have rather been disfigured by those same people you are instinctually clingy to? It hurts to know that your entire adolescence you suffered at YOUR own hands. When you became an adult you could have let go, you could have moved on and yet you torture yourself. Admit it… you love being the battered victim, you love how it makes you. I am not like the rest of these idiots… I see… I see a lot of things.
What is it you see? As the Universe Champion you have to see a bigger picture, that means no hate, no anger, and no compassion. Just pure unconditional righteous love, nobody is an individual from this height only the ability to see within yourself and how dark it is. You see your father, your mother, your sister. I been there, who has not been there. You wish to be alone then I shall grant it, don’t forget that loving yourself includes the blood that makes you and that you make.
Pat- “What the fuck was that about?”
Dick- “I am not sure, but whatever it was it was clearly aimed at the Universe Champion. Who faced the biggest challenge of his title reign. While Ryan Sharpe might have had a match and Josie was not resting the entire night, none of these three have much experience in an Ultimate X match.”
Pat- “No they didn’t but all three of them wanted to walk out of Ides of Match as the IWS Universe Champion.”
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(IWS Universe Championship - Ultimate X Match)
Josie Pleasure vs. Ryan Sharpe vs. Raven Trueblood©
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Dick- “At first it seemed Ryan Sharpe was going to sit back and let Josie and Raven battle it out as Josie was not in this match for any allies, but she quickly went to work on Ryan as well not wanting to let either of her opponents have any breathing room.”
Pat- “Ryan Sharpe was stronger then her though Dick, but he also had to deal with Raven. That guy just does not stay down. Raven hit Ryan with a big spear what almost gave us shades of that lethal scaffold math they were in. Josie climbed the turnbuckle though and dove onto both of them with a crossbody, showing us all she can fly if she feels like it.”
Dick- “Trueblood took several attacks from Sharpe as they found their feet, but it only seemed to tire Ryan out. Raven hits his finisher The Wicked Path, but Josie was once again climbing the turnbuckle attempting to get on the ropes to get the Universe title hanging center of the ring.”
Pat- “I loved it this was when Raven taught her a lesson he leaped from opposite side of the ring to her with a spear!”
Dick- “That fans seemed amazed by it too Pat. The first one to his feet was Sharpe and he tossed Raven out of the ring and then sized up Josie delivering the Sharpe Mark! Even though he was tired by this point Ryan climbed up and was dangling his way to the title.”
Pat- “Yes but Josie was back up fighting through some pain in her ribs as she grabbed Ryan’s legs and yanked him down then plants him with a DDT! The fans all shouted and boo’d which dick it confused me, but Josie didn’t have time to get confused as JT Starr had dashed through the crowd and into the ring slamming her in the face with a chair after she turned. Starr helped Ryan up and the two hugged showing that The End is back! The two double teamed Josie before her tag team partner Angel Love ran out and got JT to retreat to the outside. I admired how Angel cheered on Josie and evoked the crowd to also get behind her.”
Dick- “Raven and Josie doubled teamed Ryan though before fighting over who would climb up for the title belt. Already Pat I sensed that the management is pulling strings in this match did you?”
Pat- “Not really even though the rumors backstage about Josie joining Team Clark have hit my ear dick. I even asked Queen Sophie about it but no real reply. Ryan Sharpe and JT Starr though vow that The End is above Team Clark and why he is going to win tonight. He recovered from that double team and reversed a Nail in the back from Raven. Quickly he hopped off the ropes and kicks Josie, she stumbles back but clotheslines Ryan hard! Her aggression was off the hook!”
Dick- “Josie climbed up for the title, JT tried to stop her, but Angel took care of him. Josie struggled to make her way along the rope to the title belt in the middle. Her eyes never leaving the prize though she was caught up as Sharpe grabbed her leg. Josie kicked him in the jaw, on the other side of the ring Raven Trueblood was trying to get the title too, the suspense was tense.”
Pat- “Once Josie got free though she dove for the title ripping it down! Raven fell to the mat at the same time and everyone was confused for just a second till it was shown Josie was griping the title tight to her chest. TWO Time IWS Universe Champion ….JOSIE Pleasure!!”
Dick- “I think Pat that did not shock us, what did however was the confetti and large banner that said Congratulations Josie – TEAM CLARK with the show fading out. I wonder what it all meant?”
Pat- "We shall have to find out at Injection Dick. Thank you for joining us for the Ides of March recap, make sure to tune into the Next Injection to find out all the answer to questions and probably more questions. Also don't forget your medication, nightie night folks!"
Dick- “Welcome to the Ides of March recap show, if you happened to miss the pay per view or were not able to make it to the event then we are here to fill you in.”
Pat- “damn right and wow what a show it was Dick.”
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(Singles match)
Mr. Sandman vs. Angel Love
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Dick- “These two have fought before and the way they stayed on each other’s toes was a dead give away.
Pat- “I would like to be on any part of Angel you know what I mean Dick? Hehe.”
Dick- “It seemed like it was a dead lock, but then the King brothers made an appearance and the numbers started to catch up with Angel as the Ref lost control of things. With the Ref distracted Sandman was about to lay out Angel with the use of some brass knuckles, that was until Josie Pleasure rushed to the ring and smashed her tag team title across Mr. Sandman’s face.”
Pat- “unfortinatly for Miss Love, the Ref seen it and signaled for her disqualification giving the match to Mr. Sandman. This group of Mistress Pain’s watched as Angel argued with Josie for getting involved, but took the chance to jump the tag team champions. I got to say though I was impressed at how resilient the tag team champions were Dick. They managed to fend off the Sinister Servants long enough for queen Sophie to make an appearance, she ruins all the fun Dick.”
Dick- “Queen Sophie demanded that these five stop fighting and that she has plans for the tag team champions. I wonder Pat what those plans will be?”
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The Primo proclamation
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In the backstage area we see a cleaned up looking Alejandro Primo with his aviator shades and leisure suit almost looking like a guy off Miami Vice. He has his cell up to his ear.
Primo- “It good to hear from you, I hope you know it was never anything to do with the bros. We are all our own men I just had to do my thing, but you know where my home is in the end.”
He pauses and then starts to speak again looking around as if he feels the camera spying on him.
Primo- “Don’t worry, this church or dark dungeon or whatever they have got going on will not take over. Yes I know what I got to do and I already proved that when I have to The Primo does what needs to be done. Mistress Pain does not scare me, she thinks she can hide her jealousy but she can’t not from The Primo. I turn her down it makes her mad, I deliver the money shot to her just to prove a point and she sicks her love sick puppy after me. Hahahaha! I know makes me sad the stupid fella, I am not…NOT like Riot! I was the man of my house; I was not allowed to be the baby! I had to be the Primo I had no option of failure. I wonder if she will be able to bring herself t visit him in the hospital, he won’t need a mask to hide his feels behind. No instead he will need that to hide the mess I am gonna leave his face in, but I doubt he will even be able to walk. …. No, Travis is not involved in this, he is focused on Pain and that is fine by me, she doesn’t need my attention. I can get to her without ever having to say a word or go near her. Just trust me… I am going to love feeling her eyes watching, to watch as she pushes him farther from her. Heh…I better get off here and do some pushups and warm up for this throw down. Thanks for the send off bro.”
He hangs up his phone and looks around before walking down the hallway looking seriously around his surroundings.
Pat- Well I do wonder what that was all about, but it didn’t matter at the time.
Dick- “No it didn’t there were some heavy hints in Primo’s dialog, but nothing that actually could be anything but a rumor, there was a match to get to and that was what people were buzzing about. Ryan Sharpe, Revelation and Aidan Cash…all three huge names facing off in a barbwire roped cage match. These three all want to jump out and make an impression, the past few weeks we have seen how Cash has been willing to step on toes and making friends is NOT what he is here to do.
Pat- “No he isn’t, he attacked Rabbit for wanting to shake his hand…which honestly…made me laugh till I nearly pee’d myself Dick, this Cash guy has a future here and with that Mayhem Briefcase in his possession gold could be in his near future for sure.”
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(Barbwire rope Cage match)
Revelation vs. Ryan Sharpe vs. Aidan Cash
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Dick- “This match had a lot of pride on the line. Not to mention the men in it are all dangerous competitors. Aidan Cash and Revelation were the first two in the cage, and Ryan Sharpe was carrying a large chain with him to the ring. He swung it around with Cash being faster then Revelation and dodging out of the way. Revelation took a shot from the chain to the head.”
Pat- “He deserved it dressed in that stupid dog training suit, what the hell? Cash capitalized by attacking Sharpe right back though with their opponent down. This new more aggressive Aidan Cash, I must say I like Dick.”
Dick- “Ryan and Cash tackled each other into the barbwire ropes, and Ryan used them to grind Aidan’s face into to cause separation and catch his breath. Revelation was back on the attack as he grappled Sharpe hitting a few belly to back suplexes and then getting in sound grounded punches. Cash rips Revelation off Ryan though and Irish whips Revelation into the ropes then clotheslines him harder into them.”
Pat- “This guy went back to work on The epitome of Evolution, he is vicious. The cage became Cash’s weapon, but Sharpe stayed clever and countered at the perfect time to create and opening and then put Cash down with his Sharpe Mark!”
Dick- “Revelation although looked ridiculous to most showed why he is a former champion coming back to life and him and Ryan going toe to toe. The Judas Cradle was applied and Ryan had no way out of it, Revelation was ready to snap him in two if he had not noticed Cash going for the escape!”
Pat- “That’s true! Revelation grabbed Aidan Cash yanking him down and the two traded kicks and punches. Cash gets the upperhand and hoist Revelation onto hi shoulders delivering The Stop Light! With Revelation down this looked like his chance, but Sharpe punched Cash before he could ascend back up the cage, quickly he plants Sharpe with a Stop Light like he did Revelation and then collapse to the mat in exhaustion!”
Dick- “Revelation crawled to the cage door, but the Ref could not get it open, the locks must have been changed. The mystery is still who changed them, but Revelation did not have a chance of getting out and his outfit did not help him, Ryan was up and gabbed Rev, he hits The Evolution Suplx!”
Pat- “Ryan climbed the cage, but Cash was right there with him, the two at the top look to be jocking for the victory. Cash has Ryan wobbling, but he grabs him and in desperation suplexed Cash off the top of the cage! Bth men ccrash through the announcers table, it was a huge shock to me, how about you Dick?”
Dick- “scared the hell out of me! The ref signaled for the bell, and the fans all seemed confused till it was announced how Aidan’s feet hit the floor first. Nobody I think left that match unscaved Pat.
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No need for Queen Sophie, Join the Tag Team Invitational
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Do you like tag team wrestling, but do not have a running buddy?
Do you have a favorite bro or bitch you down with for life?
Are you looking for a little change in your dull existence?
If so join the Dax Clark tag team invitational today!! Some other IWS management might like you to think they have things under control. They might put off this impression that their wheels are turning on the solutions to problems inside our crazy little society. Team Clark would like to put your mind at ease, Dax Clark assure the IWS that he will never drop the ball. When things need taken care of he will be there getting it done. When things get chaotic he will be there to make sense of it all.
So what are you still waiting for?
Do what you know you want to join the Dax Clark tag team Invitational. Don’t be a loser and wait around for some royal pain to notice you. Take control of your own destiny, pave your own way to gold. The Dax Clark tag team Invitational, because he is a guy who knows what he is doing don’t you want to be too?
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(No-DQ Tag Team Match)
AJ Riot & Mistress Pain vs. Love Dr. Travis McLovin & Alejandro Primo
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Dick- “The No disqualification tag team match loaded with lot of bad blood. The boys of SDM had fun at the expense of Mistress Pain since Seasons Beatings and it was about to explode all in this match! Things started off with Riot pummeling The Love Dr and then tagging in Pain to humiliate McLovin. Alejandro Primo tried to save his partner from the double team of this destructive duo, but I guess the Ref got confused about the no dq a he forced Primo back to his corner.”
Pat- “Hey we hire high school drop outs as match officials Dick, what do you really exspect from them? I was amazed though Dick at how Primo and Riot both ripped into each other when Love Dr finally made the tag at the same time as mistress Pain, and boy right off the bat. Mistress Pain was smart sticking to Love Dr, while Primo and Riot spilled to the outside. The fans didn’t even seem to know how to respond to the brutality from the Blank Faced Jester and The Blessed one.’
Dick- “No they didn’t Pat and I can’t blame them, Primo irish whipped Riot hard into the steel steps and seemed to have his spot. Though when Primo tossed Pain back into the ring and mocked her for attempting to fight with him, Riot caught him with a vicious spear right through the barricade! Both men were broken in half Pat, the fans couldn’t breath from shock!”
Pat- “Neither could I Dick, and the match could have been won, but Love dr had kicked out. By this point there is no way there can be a legal man…or woman so the ref is just counting. She manages to hit her Special move, The Crash. The diving crossbody has Love Dr down, but Primo was able to brake up the pinfall. He yanked Pain up by a handful of hair and grinned at her frustration at how he avoided her kicks to get free.”
Dick- “As one would guess Riot was right on his heels though pulling Primo back up and delivering a headbutt that makes both men wobble. Pain grabbed Primo but out of instinct he counters swinging behind her and delivering a belly to back suplex. Riot shouted and delivers The Dying Quiver!”
Pat- “Guess he didn’t like what Primo did to his girlfriend as Primo’s face hits the mat hard to everyone’s dismay. Riot does not stop though hitting the dazed Primo with hard closed fist, before he realizes that Pain is still down. He crawled over and knelt down next to her holding her to make sure she is ok. That’s when Travis McLovin went for a school boy pin on Riot, but he kicked out fast.”
Dick- “Whatever set Riot off it is clear that The Love Dr was getting the blunt end of the deal. Riot beat him to a blood pulp with his bare hands shouting the entire time for him to keep his hands off Mistress Pain. I will not lie Pat, I think even Mistress Pain herself was stuck a state of shock at the carnage Riot was delivering with his bare fist. Love Dr in desperation kicks Riot and tackles him. Pain shakes off the confusion and she shouted at Love Dr and he ducked a punch and kicks her in the gut before lifting her into a suplex laughing, but it is short lived as Riot hits another powerful spear, that sends both Travis and Pain down hard to the mat.”
Pat- “Riot is really on a roll in this one causing destruction all over the place and with no weapon. Though Riot quickly realized he hurt his Mistress and scurried over to her to check and see if she is alright. That was stupid Riot…I guess He must have heard Primo rushing at him as Riot as at the last moment he tosses Pain out of the ring and turned around to get a stiff kick to the chin, and then a hard right to the forehead. Primo Irish whips Riot across the ring and then hits him with a monkey toss. Primo stands up and yelled loudly pumping up his fans before he went for the 3rd Degree on Riot…luckily well for Riot…Mistress Pain slide back into the ring and delivered a low blow to Primo…ouch!”
Dick- “It did not seem like this was going to stop at all as Primo exchanged a heated few words with Pain, but then he delivered The DDG! Pain was out, she might have been seriously injured and Riot didn’t see it.”
Pat- “No he didn’t he was still pulling himself up when Pain’s posse showed up. Mr. Sandman directed the King brothers to grab their Mistress, and he kept his eyes looked on Primo who returned the glare. None of them seemed interested in helping Riot though as he was now left in a handicap match! What a bunch of bitches!”
Dick- “riot managed to endure though, and eventually IWS Universe Champ Raven Trueblood made an appearance where he attacked The Love Dr. He carried him through the crowd the two fighting and then tossed the Love Dr off a balcony. With Riot alone in the ring Primo gained the upperhand, it seems he is entering a dark place as Primo got a weapon. He hits Riot with a fire extinguisher over and over then sprays it on him laughing and joking about how he could get the same reaction from Riot’s love….so appalling Pat.”
Pat- “He could though or so I hear he really is a ladies man the Primo is. Needless to say when he trapped Riot into the ropes even the Ref was begging Primo to stop. He got a chair and slammed it over Riot’s head didn’t he…and Riot’s mask started to rip away. I really did think that was going to be the last time we seen AJ Riot alive Dick, finally Primo picked up the victory applying the 3rd degree to an uncontious Riot and the ref signaling the bell. What we hear though as rimo picked up a mic was a shellshock!”
Primo- “I love all of you…I really do….but I don’t need you to be Primo…I don’t need ANYONE to be Primo! What did I say Pain? What did I say I was going to do…show me baby, show me you got them feelings, you want revenge? How about I give you something to actually hate me for? Huh, how about I murder your sex doll here? See I don’t feel sorry for him, and I damn sure don’t feel sorry for you. I can get higher class, cleaner women you would just be a waste of time. Is that what she is doing Riot…she is wasting your time admit it… here I am The primo, I see your suffering at her hands, I see how you need salvation. Please allow me to offer it.”
Dick- “Pat when Primo dropped that Mic and stomped into Riot and hit him time after time with that chair I felt sick to my stomach, he handcuffed Riot to the ring for Christ sake! The man was defenseless, this is a much darker side to Alejandro then I have seen in a long time. Lucky for Riot he had some friends show up. Primo did not seem interested at all in sticking around to put up with Josie Pleasure and her baseball bat named Precious.”
Pat- “Would you want to Dick? This does raise questions though, why did Josie save Riot? What is in it for her? She is not that nice Dick….something smells fishy….and its Josie!”
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Making a statement for The Crow
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The Crow is named Raven Trueblood, once upon a time I got in trouble for shooting a bunch of crows. My Daddy he made me eat them, we do not waste anything around here he said. I had never tasted anything so disgusting in my life. This boy is not The Crow, he is not a symbol of luck he will not lead this Universe to a brighter era. What is it you are after? Why are you even alive?
Whatever reason I have been awoken and dragged back into this horrible cold world is beyond me, I just hear the calling. How my master is demanding I put an end to this child’s game. You are a child Raven, your age reflects just how naive you are. So you got neglected as a kid, your mommy yell at you, did she beat you…how about your Daddy? We all have problems and I promise you that you got off easier than most. Would you have rather been disfigured by those same people you are instinctually clingy to? It hurts to know that your entire adolescence you suffered at YOUR own hands. When you became an adult you could have let go, you could have moved on and yet you torture yourself. Admit it… you love being the battered victim, you love how it makes you. I am not like the rest of these idiots… I see… I see a lot of things.
What is it you see? As the Universe Champion you have to see a bigger picture, that means no hate, no anger, and no compassion. Just pure unconditional righteous love, nobody is an individual from this height only the ability to see within yourself and how dark it is. You see your father, your mother, your sister. I been there, who has not been there. You wish to be alone then I shall grant it, don’t forget that loving yourself includes the blood that makes you and that you make.
Pat- “What the fuck was that about?”
Dick- “I am not sure, but whatever it was it was clearly aimed at the Universe Champion. Who faced the biggest challenge of his title reign. While Ryan Sharpe might have had a match and Josie was not resting the entire night, none of these three have much experience in an Ultimate X match.”
Pat- “No they didn’t but all three of them wanted to walk out of Ides of Match as the IWS Universe Champion.”
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(IWS Universe Championship - Ultimate X Match)
Josie Pleasure vs. Ryan Sharpe vs. Raven Trueblood©
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Dick- “At first it seemed Ryan Sharpe was going to sit back and let Josie and Raven battle it out as Josie was not in this match for any allies, but she quickly went to work on Ryan as well not wanting to let either of her opponents have any breathing room.”
Pat- “Ryan Sharpe was stronger then her though Dick, but he also had to deal with Raven. That guy just does not stay down. Raven hit Ryan with a big spear what almost gave us shades of that lethal scaffold math they were in. Josie climbed the turnbuckle though and dove onto both of them with a crossbody, showing us all she can fly if she feels like it.”
Dick- “Trueblood took several attacks from Sharpe as they found their feet, but it only seemed to tire Ryan out. Raven hits his finisher The Wicked Path, but Josie was once again climbing the turnbuckle attempting to get on the ropes to get the Universe title hanging center of the ring.”
Pat- “I loved it this was when Raven taught her a lesson he leaped from opposite side of the ring to her with a spear!”
Dick- “That fans seemed amazed by it too Pat. The first one to his feet was Sharpe and he tossed Raven out of the ring and then sized up Josie delivering the Sharpe Mark! Even though he was tired by this point Ryan climbed up and was dangling his way to the title.”
Pat- “Yes but Josie was back up fighting through some pain in her ribs as she grabbed Ryan’s legs and yanked him down then plants him with a DDT! The fans all shouted and boo’d which dick it confused me, but Josie didn’t have time to get confused as JT Starr had dashed through the crowd and into the ring slamming her in the face with a chair after she turned. Starr helped Ryan up and the two hugged showing that The End is back! The two double teamed Josie before her tag team partner Angel Love ran out and got JT to retreat to the outside. I admired how Angel cheered on Josie and evoked the crowd to also get behind her.”
Dick- “Raven and Josie doubled teamed Ryan though before fighting over who would climb up for the title belt. Already Pat I sensed that the management is pulling strings in this match did you?”
Pat- “Not really even though the rumors backstage about Josie joining Team Clark have hit my ear dick. I even asked Queen Sophie about it but no real reply. Ryan Sharpe and JT Starr though vow that The End is above Team Clark and why he is going to win tonight. He recovered from that double team and reversed a Nail in the back from Raven. Quickly he hopped off the ropes and kicks Josie, she stumbles back but clotheslines Ryan hard! Her aggression was off the hook!”
Dick- “Josie climbed up for the title, JT tried to stop her, but Angel took care of him. Josie struggled to make her way along the rope to the title belt in the middle. Her eyes never leaving the prize though she was caught up as Sharpe grabbed her leg. Josie kicked him in the jaw, on the other side of the ring Raven Trueblood was trying to get the title too, the suspense was tense.”
Pat- “Once Josie got free though she dove for the title ripping it down! Raven fell to the mat at the same time and everyone was confused for just a second till it was shown Josie was griping the title tight to her chest. TWO Time IWS Universe Champion ….JOSIE Pleasure!!”
Dick- “I think Pat that did not shock us, what did however was the confetti and large banner that said Congratulations Josie – TEAM CLARK with the show fading out. I wonder what it all meant?”
Pat- "We shall have to find out at Injection Dick. Thank you for joining us for the Ides of March recap, make sure to tune into the Next Injection to find out all the answer to questions and probably more questions. Also don't forget your medication, nightie night folks!"