Maxine Hunter
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The Eternal Mirror of Perfection
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Post by Maxine Hunter on Nov 29, 2010 20:38:33 GMT -5
::RaW first show::
JR: “Welcome to Raw ladies and gentle men, I am good Ol Jim Ross and sitting here beside me is Jerry ‘The King’ Lawler. Tonight we have a lot of action packed into this show. A rebirth if you will of the Raw Brand.” Jerry ‘The King’ Lawler: “You aren’t kidding JR, there are so many new divas that have gotten drafted, that I don’t know where to begin.” JR: “Your excitement is noted King. There are a lot of fresh faces along with some old ones so let’s get things started with some Divas tag action.”
The cameras pan to the entrance ramp with the buzz of the crowd sounding electric. The Beautiful People’s theme starts to play and people wake up from the droning silence.
The FINK: “Making their way to the ring…they are The Beautiful People!”
The crowd boos them as they mock them and spray hair spray into the air at them. They are full of themselves and nobody could be better than them.
JR: “The Beautiful people are going to clense the world one ugly person at a time, but looks to me they need to cleanse their attitudes.” Jerry ‘The King’ Lawler: “Get off your high horse JR, you have a right to act like them when you look that good. Oww...God I love their entrance.”
The beautiful people stand in the center of the ring as their music fades and there is a few seconds of silence before a few giggles hits the PA System and Time To Rock & Roll plays. Trish Stratus blast her way onto the stage full of energy and spunk. She points to the crowd as they cheer loudly, The beautiful people roll their eyes not impressed with her. She stops at the end of the ramp looking up at them in the ring.
The FINK: “and now making her way to the ring, she is from Toronto, Ontario...TRISH STRATUS!!!"
JR: “Trish Stratus is looking good for her return to wrestling King, how will she fair in a match against these young ladies of the Beautiful People?” Jerry ‘The King’ Lawler: “She always looks good JR."
Lovepassionfury by boxcar hits the PA and the fans erupt, Lita walks onto the stage and taunts proudly with a big smile, she hops around then jogs her way down to her tag partner for tonight. They slide into the ring, Trish mounts one turnbuckle while Lita mounts the other. The fans are really behind this dynamic pairing, but their opponents still are not impressed yelling at the fans for cheering them.
The FINK: “and her partner, hailing from Sanford, North Carolina...LITA!!!"
JR: “These two are ready to go here tonight King, this should be a good match up.” Jerry ‘The King’ Lawler: “Forget about the match up, this is like watching Cinamax during late night!"
The music fades and the bells rings.
DING DING!
Trish exits the ring to her corner as Lita looks to see which of the Beautiful People will start. It appears that Velvet is exiting the ring, but then her and Angelina Love double team Lita. Trish won't stand for that as she hops in quick and hits a forearm to Velvet's face, again and again, she backs her to the ropes and dropkicks her over the top crashing to the floor. She ducks out chasing after her, Angelina is caught in a tie-up with Lita, Lita is taken down with a side headlock takedown, but she kicks her legs in the air to power out of the grounded position. With the lock still applied they are on their feet, Lita drives a deep elbow to Angelina's gut and bounces off the ropes and preforms a Headscissors takedown! Angelina is caught off guard, but still rolls to a sitting position in the corner. She looks at Lita advancing on her and shakes her head 'no' she holds up her hands as Lita gets to her and trips her up, smashing her face off the middle turnbuckle. She wipes her hands together very proud of herself, the fans boo loudly, she looks to her corner where Velvet is now at after the onslaught with Trish had ended. She tags in Velvet and the two pick up Lita whipping her off the ropes...
JR: “It took awhile for the ref to gain control, in this physical match." Jerry ‘The King’ Lawler: “I'd love to get physical JR, just like Olivia Newton John sang about."
As Lita came off the ropes Angelina and Velvet delivers a double back elbow, and do a sexy taunt mocking both their opponents and the crowd. Angelina Love returns to her corner as Velvet goes for a lax pin on Lita.
Ref: "One...Two..."
JR: “Quick kickout there from that lax pin attempt."
Velvet picks Lita up by the air and slaps her hard with a right hand, the sound echoes and the fans cringe feeling it themselves. Lita holds her face and attacks Velvet with a hard kick in the gut, she grabs the bent Velvet and hits a snap suplex, Lita is quick to her feet and locks Velvet into a sitting arm bar, she pulls Velvet a little and manages to reach a pin to Trish, she drops Velvet as Trish bounces off the ropes and dropkicks the prone Velvet Sky. She hooks the leg and goes for a quick pin.
Ref: "One..."
Angelina hurries in to break up the count, the ref hops up to get her back to her corner. Trish gets up holding Velvet, but Velvet counters her and grabs the side of Trish's head then leaps backwards, with a reverse bulldog. Velvet hurries up and bounces off the ropes landing a leg drop across the back of Trish's neck. The fans do not like the momentum that Velvet Sky has as they boo, she just smirks and then aggressively yanks Trish by the hair, yelling at her then throwing her head against the mat. She goes for a pin pressing her elbow into Trish’s throat.
Ref: "One...Two…"
JR: “Trish just kicks out as the Ref’s hand was coming down for three!” Jerry ‘The King’ Lawler: “I am liking this aggression by Velvet Sky, oh I should see if she needs some training lessons JR.” JR: “King I think she is doing fine without your training sessions.”
Velvet goes to whip Trish off the ropes, but she counters with an Irish Whip of her own, Velvet comes back off the ropes to get caught with a Hurricanrana pin.
Ref: "One...Two…"
Angelina Love just manages to break up the count with a kick to the back of Trish, Lita rushes in the ring with a lock-up against Angelina, the two are battling like two wild animals, the ref trying to break them up. Trish is up and measuring Velvet…Velvet Sky gets up dazed and confused. Trish hits the Chick Kick! She goes for a pin!
The ref is still too busy with the battling divas, Trish looks up and drops the hooked leg. Lita manages to throw Angelina off of her. Trish taps her on the shoulder asking what was going on and worked up over not getting her pin counted. Lita tries to apologize; Trish frustrated turns from her, but is het with snap DDT! Lita goes for Velvet aggressively, but Velvet whips her off of her, and into a bicycle kick from Angelina Love. Velvet goes for a pin on the fallen Trish.
Ref: "One...Two…Three!!!"
DING DING DING!
JR: “The Beautiful People capitalize off the chaos of the match to pick up the win.” Jerry ‘The King’ Lawler: “and they looked good doing it JR.”
Trish starts to stir and sits up, she looks very angry as she holds her neck. Lita helps her up and attempts to explain herself. Trish just shakes her head still looking angry as they both exit the ring.
JR: “Trish doesn’t look to happy right now, wonder what will come from this?” Jerry ‘The King’ Lawler: “Can you blame her JR? Lita cost them the match!” JR: “KING she got caught by the double team, those slippery vixens snuck in a win on two veteran divas.” Jerry ‘The King’ Lawler: “That is the name of the game! Get the win anyway possible.” JR: “Well I don’t think the fans or Trish will agree with that.” ----------------------------------------------------
DING DING!
The FINK: “This match is scheduled for one fall and it is for the Diva’s Championship! Introducing first…”
Natalya’s theme plays and she steps onto the stage, she taunts looking crazier than ever and makes her way down the ramp.
The FINK: “She hails from Calgary, Alberta, Canada, she is NATAYLA!!!”
JR: “This young woman is like her father Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart in every way.” Jerry ‘The King’ Lawler: “No she isn’t JR, she doesn’t have that long goatee Neidhart had or the furry chest…she is aggressive and good looking, I don’t remember Jim Neidhart being good looking.”
Then Daffeny’s music hits the PA system and she walks out with a sadistic mad house grin printed wide across her face. She looks down the ramp at Natalya and points at her shouting in aggression at her.
The FINK: “And her opponent, she hails from Sybil, Texas, she is DAFFENY!!!””
She poses in the ring as he name is said and looks back at Natalya both of them staring a hole through one another. They are interrupted by Madison Rayne’s theme music hitting the PA system. Madison walks out and does a sexy pose before continuing down the ramp.
The FINK: “And their opponent, she hails from Seattle, Washington….MADISON RAYNE!!!”
JR: “This young lady looks good in the ring, I don’t like her attitude that much, but she has got some spunk and talent.” Jerry ‘The King’ Lawler: “I’d say she is talented JR, oww look at that body, her with all those curves and me with no brakes!”
Then Mickie James’ theme song hits and people pop up cheering for her. She bounces out on the stage and caters to them.
The FINK: “And their opponent, she hails from Richmond, Virginia! Miiiiiiiiiiiiiickie JAMES!”
DING DING DING!
JR: “This match is underway!”
All the women collide in the center of the ring like a wild storm. Daffeny going for Natalya choking her hard back into the far corner of the ring. Mickie and Madison hook up in a tie-up, Madison seems to have the power on her as she back Mickie James into the ropes, but then Mickie pushes back, Madison moves to a side headlock then rolls Mickie to the ground wrenching on her tightly. Mickie manages to get her legs around Madison’s neck.
Jerry ‘The King’ Lawler: “Woo look at these ladies go.” JR: “Get a hold of yourself King.”
With Mickie having her is in headscissors, Madison seems immobile. Daffeny whips Natalya into the ropes and smashes her with a hard clothesline. She walks over and stomps on Mickie James pulling her up, but Mickie pushes her off and delivers a hard right punch. Daffeny is wobbled back. Mickie bounces off the ropes and leaps up, but Daffeny moves and she is guillotined off the top rope. Daffeny manages to snap her with a neckbreaker!
JR: “look at that move from Daffeny!”
Natalya picks up Madison, but Madison delivers a DDT! She rolls out of the ring and gets under it looking for weapons, as does Daffeny on the other side. Daffeny tosses a trash can, full with kendo sticks, and misalanious objects in it into the ring. She slides in and picks up a kendo stick holding it like a baseball bat. She swings for the fences and gets Natalya right as she stands, and then she slams it down on her back and across her neck and then back again. The stick snaps in half Daffeny was hitting her so hard.
As Daffeny turns she is caught in the face with a trashcan lid from Mickie James. James signals to the air with the crowd screaming. She performs the Mickie–DT! She goes for the pin.
Ref: “One…Two…”
A fire exstingiser goes off breaking up the count as Madison is freezing out her competition. She takes the metal part as it empties and slams it over Mickie’s face. Then she swings it hard on Daffeny. There is a crased look on Madison’s face as she sevays the carnage. Natalya is starting to get up, so she leaps off a second rope and hits a lion sault like move on Natalya!
Ref: “One…Two…”
JR: “Daffeny just kicks out!” Jerry ‘The King’ Lawer: “Good I want this match to keep going!”
Daffeny just manages to break up the count! She yanks Madison by the hair and goes for inverted DDT, but Madison counters and hits a reverse STO! Before she can go for a pin, Natalya swings the already bent trash can lid at her, Madison ducks and swings around with a spinning kick to the face! Natalya is rolls out of the ring with the force. Madison seems on fire, but…MICKIE grabs her for a roll up!!!
Ref: “One…Two…Three!!!”
The FINK: “You winner and NEEEEEEEW Divas Champion….Mickie JAMES!!!”
JR: “She did it Mickie James got the win to be crowned our official Divas champion!” Jerry ‘The King’ Lawler: “I wish the match could have went on longer…Madison doesn’t look happy about Mickie James winning.”
Madison is in a fury as Mickie exits with the Davs title around her shoulder she mimics a crying face aimed at the angry Madison and chuckles as she exits the arena. ----------------------------------------------------
JR: "Now it's time for a fatal four way featuring the future of this industry. With one from the past, will Terry Funk be able to stand his own in this match with three young men that are full of potential?" Jerry "The King" Lawler: "I don't know JR Funk is getting up there, but he is a true legend like your truly."
The FINK: “This match is a fatal four way, the first to gain a pin fall or submission is the winner.”
Sonjay Dutt’s theme plays and he walks out looking back and forth from the crowd to the other side. He slides in the ring and smirks as he taunts.
The FINK: “Making his way to the ring, from Bombay, India! Sonjay Dutt!!!”
JR: “This guy Sonjay Dutt has looked good on the independent circuit; I look forward to seeing him in action here tonight.” Jerry ‘The King’ Lawler: “I’ve seen fish bigger then this guy JR, he doesn’t look like much to me.”
Then Terry Funk’s music plays and fans recognize the old guy cheering for him. He comes out of the stage and onto the ramp, he waves his fist in the air for the cheering crowd and enters the ring. He looks at Sonjay and nods before posing again for the crowd.
The FINK: “and now entering the ring, from Amarillo, Texas…TERRY FUNK!!!”
Jerry ‘The King’ Lawler: “Seeing Funk brings me back JR.” JR: “I bet it does King, Funk was the original hardcore competitor.”
Then Robbie E’s theme hits, people mimic the fist pump dance that he does as he enters onto the stage. He is smiling and full of himself taunting on his way down the entrance ramp.
The FINK: “and now heading to the ring… he hails from Alpine, New Jersey!! ROBBIE E!!!”
Jerry ‘The King’ Lawler: “Do the fist pump JR, oh your too old to understand.” JR: “I will not do that ridiculous dance, I will say that Robbie E is an outstanding athlete despite his guido attitude!”
Then there is a moment of silence before Kaval’s music plays, he shouts loud encouraging the crowd to chant for him, they like his energy and cheer. He slides into the ring and mounts the top of a turnbuckle posing for the crowd.
The FINK: “and their opponent…he hails from Brooklyn, New York…KAVAL!!!”
JR: “Kaval is an agile athlete and can strike with the best of them, this match will be one hell of a competitive competition between these four young men.”
DING DING DING!
Sonjay is hit by Funk, who is given a dropkick from Kaval. Kaval gets a chop from Robbie E and then is whipped into the ropes and hit with a BEAUTIFUL looking dropkick from Robbie E, who does a fist pump taunt. Sonjay drives a hard forearm to the back of his head. He gives Robbie E a short-arm clothesline. But as he stands and shouts he is hit with a clothesline from Terry Funk! Funk goes for a pin!
Ref: “One…two…”
Kaval breaks up the count!
JR: “Good save there by Kaval!”
Kaval continues to stomp on Funk, he whips him into the corner and hits a moonsault kick off of him followed by and jumping roundhouse kick. Kaval look around and jumps off the ropes for leverage to hit Robbie E as he stands up, he catches Kaval and hits a last call!!! Robbie E is happy with himself and taunting proudly. Sonjay grabs him with a neckbreaker! He turns and hits a running DDT on Funk who just stood up, he hooks his leg!
JR: “What a running DDT from Sonjay! Here’s the PIN!!!”
Ref: “One…Two…”
Jerry ‘The King’ Lawler: “Awww tought luck for Sonjay,…haha!” JR: “Both Kaval and Robbie E were there to break up the three count!”
Kaval and Robbie E both leap to break up the count! Kaval and Robbie E stand up trading massive blows back and forth. Robbie E kicks him in the gut and plants him with a DDT! Sonjay then hits him with a SHINING WIZARD! He grabs him hooking the legs!
Ref: “One…Two….Three!!!”
Sanjay stands up and the ref holds his arm high in victory.
Jerry ‘The King’ Lawler: “Where did he come from?” JR: “Sonjay wins the match, he capitalized off the chaos in the ring and earned his first victory here.” ----------------------------------------------------
Kofi Kinston’s music rings through the speakers, the fans cheer for him as he dances down the ramp way.
The FINK: “This match is a mixed tag team match-up, making their way to the ring first. Kofi Kinston and Daaaaaaaaaaaizeeee HAZE!”
Daizee Haze walks out in her flower child uniform and carrying her giant stuffed animal like sunflower. She tosses it into the crowd and slide in the ring along with Kofi. They both taunt the crowd together Daizee following Kofi’s lead.
JR: “This team looks good.” Jerry ‘The King’ Lawler: “Kofi is always smiling, and if I had Miss Haze at my side so would I.”
Then Christopher Daniels’ theme plays out through the mist slinks MsChif, behind her is The Fallen Angel Christopher Daniels taunting with his arms at the side with praise to the air. They make their way together down the ring ramp.
The FINK: “And their opponents, the team of MsChif and The Fallen Angel Christopher Daniels!”
JR: “The Fallen Angel is making his way to the ring with the sinister hellcat MsChif. I can’t think of a more malicious combination for this match to be made with.” Jerry ‘The King’ Lawler: “Kofi and Hazes happy go lucky, versus MsChif and Daniels Fallen grace.” JR: “Indeed King, This will make for an interesting matchup.”
DING DING DING!
The match starts off with Daizee Haze and MsChif, she listens to some words form Daniels Daizee starts to clap and will the crowd behind her. MsChif roars and bulldozes her way for Haze, Haze ducks out of the way and dropkicks MsChif in the back. She is bounces off the ropes and Haze catches her with a sidewalk slam. She goes for a quick pin.
Ref: “One…Two…”
JR: “Kick out from McChif!!!”
MsChif kicks out hard! Haze gets her to her feet and whips her to the corner, she charges after her, but MsChif ducks out of the way, she makes it to her corner and tags in Daniels. Daniels is quick in the ring, but caught by a running Jamaican Buzzsaw from Kofi. He hooks Daniels Legs!
JR: “Jamaican Buzzsaw!!!” Jerry ‘The King’ Lawler: “Oh NO!”
Ref: “One…”
Daniels kicks out with authority! Kofi bounces off the ropes but Daniels catches him with a Reverse STO followed into a Koji Clutch!!!
Jerry ‘The King’ Lawler: “The Koji CLUTCH!! Kofi is going to tap!” JR: “Don’t count him out King!”
Haze comes in and breaks up the hold, but Kofi is holding his throat. MsChif rushes in and hits Haze with a hard Desecrator! Daniels is lining up Kingston! Kinston is up and gets a Angel's Wings!!!
Jerry ‘The King’ Lawler: “MsChif on Haze oww look at them fight!” JR: “That Angel WINGS!!! Daniels goes for the pin!”
Daniels hooks the leg.
Ref: “One…Two…Three…” “No His foot was on the bottom rope! Keep going!!!”
The fans chant and cheer loud for Kingston, Dnaiels is frustrated he positions Kingston in the middle of the ring and stomps on his hard. Mschif Slams Haze’s face off the steels ring post and then holds down Kingston’s legs. Daniels hops on the tunrbuckles with the BME!! He lands on Kingston!!
JR: “Best Moonsault EVER! Daniels with the PIN!!!”
Ref: “One … two…Three!!!”
JR: “Look at Daniels with MsChif, they worked together well. Now they are leaving, and Haze is tending to Kingston in the ring.”
Kofi sits up with Haze helping Kingston up in the middle of the ring while Daniels gives them and Evil look with MsChif laughing next to him. ----------------------------------------------------
Bryan out smarts Nigel into losing the match and it could be a fluke win, McGuiness is not happy.
The FINK: “This match is scheduled for one fall and it is for the United States Championship!!!”
Nigel’s theme plays and he walks out shouting and loud. He is in a black coat and black union jack tights. He climbs the ring steps and shouts as he taunts the crowd.
The FINK: “Now making his way to the ring. He hails from London, England… he is NIGEL MCGUNINESS!”
Jerry ‘The King’ Lawler: “This guy looks good he is aggressive and knows how good he is.” JR: “Nigel McGuiness is full of himself, he already thinks he has won the US title, let alone considered he has a talented opponent in Daniel Bryan.”
There is a little silence with the stir of the crowd. Daniel Bryans theme plays and they all scream in high pitches going nuts for the American Dragon. He steps out and poses for the cheers and walks down the rampway, he slaps a few hands and smirks at McGuiness in the ring. He climbs the steps and enters through the ropes posing again. He turns to Nigel and winks before the bell finally sounds.
Jerry ‘The King’ Lawler: “Daniel is just a jokester; I am surprised he is even making it in this industry.” JR: “Bryan is charismatic and talented, how can you not see why the fans like him King?”
DING DING DING!
Nigel hits a running European uppercut that sends Bryan against the ropes. Nigel takes his head and rakes it on the tope rope all the way to the top turnbuckle and pushes him thudding down to the mat. He goes to grab Bryan and he is caught into a small package!
Ref: “One…”
JR: “Quick pin attempt by Bryan there.”
Nigel kicks out and hits a hard lariat onto Bryan. Bryan is flipped back and hits the mat hard. McGuiness poses and shouts at the booing crowd. He mounts the back of Bryan; he hits a hard closed fist to the back of the head, then another. Bryan turns and kicks Nigel off of him. He stands up ducking another clothesline from McGuiness; he bounces off the ropes with a crossbody. He hooks up Nigel.
Ref: One … Two…”
JR: “Another pin attempt by Bryan! This kid is gunning for Nigel here tonight.”
Nigel kicks out, but as he stands he is caught with a LeBell Lock!! Nigel reaches for the ropes and gets them. The ref warns Bryan to break the hold, but he doesn’t. The Ref Counts…
Ref: “ONE...TWO...THREE…FOUR!!! FIIIII…”
Bryan drops the hold and the ref yells at him he shouts back.
Bryan: “I have till FIVE!”
Jerry ‘The King’ Lawler: “Did you see that! A Cheat!” JR: “King like you haven’t broke the rules a little here and there.”
He grabs Nigel and whips him to the ropes, but Nigel counters and hooks Bryan into a DDT. McGuiness is up and looks around he wills Daniels to stand up, and the kid does slowly. He turns as Nigel whips off the ropes and goes for his Rebound Lariat!!!
Bryan ducks the Lariat and rolls Nigel up grabbing his tights.
Ref: “ONE…Two…THREE!!!”
DING DING!!!
The FINK: “Your winner and NEEEEEW United States CHAMPION!! Daniel BRYYYYYAN!!!”
Daniel Bryan gets out of the ring quick and taunts with his new US Title, he is smirking and gives a smart aleck wink towards McGuiness in the ring.
JR: “The tricky little devil he got the slip on Nigel McGuiness and is not the United States Champion!” Jerry “the King” Lawler: “Nobody likes a cheater JR; Nigel will make Bryan pay for this fluke.” ----------------------------------------------------
Mistico’s theme plays, he pops out of the stage after a few moments of the chanting voices. He poses for the crowd those who recognize him go crazy and cheer. About half the crowd is cheering for Mistico as he enters the ring and swings his arms ready for this match.
The FINK: “Making his way to the ring for this singles match first is… from Mexico City, Mexico! Mistico!!!”
Rey Mysterio’s theme plays and he hops on the stage, he strolls down the ramp way visiting with the fans at ring side. He looks up at Mistico and then climbs the ring steps he steps through the ropes and poses on a turnbuckle, he passes Mistico again keeping eyes and goes to the other turnbuckle. The crowd pops loudly. He hops down and looks to Mistico both waiting for the bell.
The FINK: “And his opponent, from San Diego, California…REY MYSTERIO!!!”
DING DING DING
Mistico bounces off the ropes and Rey ducks him, then he does a hand flip off the ropes and rebounds with a back elbow! Rey is down, but kips back up, He delivers an arm drag to a running Mistico! He keeps it locked in, but Mistco wiggles around and reverse the move onto Rey. He struggles to his feet, swinging out Mistico’s legs out from under him.
Jerry “The King’ Lawler: “Look at these two go!” JR: “These men are quicker than a greased up pig!”
Mistico lifts himself to a head stand and wraps his legs around Mysterio taking him down with a head scissors. He hops off the ropes with a lionsault! He hooks Mysterio up.
JR: “Near fall from Mistico there from Rey Mysterio!”
Ref: “One … two…”
Rey kicks up and is up quick. Him and Mistico rush at eachother, Rey hits a drop toe hold and then runs off the ropes into a 619!!! He signals to the fans and Mistico stands up wobbly, Mysterio slingshots himself into a seated senton and holds Mistico’s legs.
JR: “Mysterio with the PIN!!!”
Ref: “One…Two…Three!!!”
Mistico Kicked out it looked like in time, but the ref signals the bell. Mysterios is quick to exit the ring and smiles very pleased with himself he taunts to Mistico. Mistico shakes his head and points at Rey yelling as he headed up the rampway.
JR: “Mysterio got the quick victory!” Jerry “The King” Lawler: “Mistico appears to not be happy about it, we might see a rematch between these two.” ----------------------------------------------------
DING DING!
The FINK: “This match is a triple threat tag team ladder match, and it is for the TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP!!! The team that is first to capture the titles hanging above the ring will be crowned NEW Tag team Champions!”
The American Wolves theme song plays and they makes their way out from the back to the ring.
The FINK: “Introducing first, they are the team of Eddie Edwards and Davey Richards…and weigh in at a combined weight of four hundred and nineteen pounds, they are THE AMERICAN WOLVES!”
JR: “I have seen these two on the Indy circuit and they are good. I have to say they are underdogs going into this, but we’ll see how they fair.” Jerry “The King” Lawler: “I’d say underdogs, with the likes of Moto City Machine guns and THE WORLD’S greatest tag team I don’t see these nobodies standing a chance.”
Then the Motor City Machine guns music plays and fans go frantic!
The FINK: “and their opponents…it’s the team of Alex Shelley and Chris Sabin, they weight a combined four hundred and twenty pounds…they are… THE MOTOR…CITY…MACHINE GUNS!!!”
JR: “And here comes the Motor City Machine guns!” Jerry “The King” Lawler: “I like these young guns they are exciting and fight through till the end, but I still have to go with the world’s greatest to win.”
Finally the World’s greatest tag team’s theme plays. They both enter the ramp way and look at the teams already in the ring. Both of them look up at the tag titles hanging above the center of the ring. They slide into the ring and look around, they are ready for competition as are the other two teams.
The three teams are all in the ring.
DING DING DING!
JR: “Here we go!”
Davey and Eddie both gun for Haas and Benjamin. The Motor city machine guns both go out and grab a ladder, bidding their time. As they enter the American wolves have separated the World’s greatest. Davey drives Haas down with a big body slam! Eddie is countered by Benjamin, and Benjamin hits a Paydirt!!!
JR: “PAYDIRT! Benjamin hits the PAYDIRT!”
Davey runs after him but is caught with a leaping superkick to his throat. Chris Sabin and Alex Shelley both break up Benjamin’s momentum as they ambush him with the ladder it clinging off his face. The crowd cringe in pain at the sight.
Jerry “The King” Lawler: “OWW did you feel that JR! The Motor city machine guns with the ladder off Benjamin’s face! I might have to change my pick!”
Shelley sets up the ladder as Sabin makes sure that Haas is too busy to chase his partner. He whips Haas off the ropes, but Haas comes back with a diving leap clothesline! Haas grabs Shelley’s legs and yanks him, performing a powerbomb hard onto Shelley. Davey and Eddie are ready and up they see Haas and hit a double team clothesline on him. Richards kicks Haas out of the ring, and turns to evaluate things. He runs over and stomps on Benjamin’s head as he is starting to get up. He then turns and catches Sabin as he runs at him, Eddie is quick to notice and the two perform an Elevated cutter!!!
JR: “These young men are working together like a well oiled machine!” Jerry “The King” Lawler: “They still won’t win JR, look at them, they are scrawny and nothing to them.”
Everyone seems to be out as Davey goes to ascend the ladder. Eddie notices that Shelley is stirring to his feet and climbs up the turnbuckle, he manages to hit a missile drop kick as Shelley stands up! Benjamin stands up and leaps up the ladder to catch Richards. He hits a superplex off the top of the ladder and then gets up only for Eddie to lock up with him. The two are pushing at each other with all their strength. Benjamin takes him down with a side headlock, but then Edwards kicks himself free. He swings around but is hit with a jumping knee from Haas out of nowhere!
JR: “Haas with a powerful jumping Knee, this could save his team’s chances.”
Him and Benjamin perform a double team suplex on Edwards! When they are up both the Motor city machine guns are unloaded on them. The fist fly back and forth as they battle it out. Haas whips Sabin across the ring and delivers a kitchen skin knee to the gut. Shelly hits a huge Shellshock!!! Both men stand and look at each other. Shelly points to his chest and then the belts as the crowd cheer in agreement. Him and Hass hook up, but Shelly gets a takedown, he locks in the Border City Stretch!!
JR: “BORDER CITY STRETCH!!”
Haas looks like he is going to snap in half, but then Benjamin breaks it up by diving off the ladder and on top of Shelley with an elbow drop, Richards leaps across the ring Springboard dropkick! Benjamin is knocked out through the second rope. Edwards and Richard roll Haas out of the ring too, They turn and catch a running Sabin with another elevated cutter!! Richards gets up and hits Edwards on the chest he points at Shelley. As Edwards measures up the fallen Shelley, Richards climbs the ladder.
Shelley stands up and is hit Cross–legged fisherman buster.
JR: “DIE HARD! DIE HARD!”
Richards reaches the top and unhooks the team belts. He tosses one to Richards and hops down with his. The fans seems shocked by this new team. They hold the belts high as Finkle announces,…
The FINK: “Here are the winners and NEEEEEW Tag team CHAMPIONS!! The American Wolves, Eddie Edwards and Davey Richards!!”
Jerry “The King” Lawler: “I can’t believe these two nobodies beat the Motor City Machine guns and The world’s greatest tag team. This is highway robbery!” JR: “They won the match fair and square King! What a debut for these young American Wolves.” ----------------------------------------------------
DING DING!
The FINK: “This match is a casket match, in order to win you must beat your opponent into a casket and shut the lid. Introducing first…”
Kurt Angel’s theme music plays. He comes out to the ring with the fans chanting You Suck to the music. He stops on the entrance ramp taunting with pryros going off.
The FINK: “Introducing first he hails from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania and is Wrestling ONLY Gold OLYMPIC CHAMPION….KURT ANGLE!”
JR: “With Kurt Angel back here on raw I can only wonder what he did to deserve a match against the Undertaker, let alone a CASKET MATCH!” Jerry ‘The King’ Lawler: “I am not sure, but I am glad that it’s not me.”
Kurt enters the ring with a little cheering from the fans, but only a light moor. Undertaker’s theme plays and the lights go dim purple. The music rings throughout the arena, the Undertaker slowly walks down the ramp to the ring.
Jerry ‘The King’ Lawler: “The Undertaker sends chills up my spine every time I see him.” JR: “I see why King the man is the definition of pure evil.”
The Undertaker ascends the stairs with Angle watching him, the slightest bit of fear seen in his eyes, but he is standing his ground. Undertaker takes off his hat as the lights go back to normal and he rolls his eyes back in a horrifying sight to many. Angle attacks quick with a punch to Undertaker’s face, he backs up for another hard punch, Taker then come back with some strikes of his own, one then a left and a right and Angle is backed into a corner, he is slammed into it and knocked to a sitting position. Undertaker drives his fist into Kurt’s head like a railroad spike!
JR: “What brutality by the UNDERTAKER!” Jerry ‘The King’ Lawler: “Like I said, I am glad I am not Kurt Angle.”
He Picks up Angle and Whips him into the corner following up, but Angle dodges out of the way as Taker bounces off the top turnbuckle. Kurt is quick to stomp out the knee of the bigger Undertaker. He stays on it stomping again on the same knee. Take is downed to one knee. Kurt grabs him going for a German suplex, but he can not quite lift Taker. Taker swings around, but Kurt ducks the elbow from him.
JR: “Great counter by Angle there.”
Undertaker comes at him hard with another punch, so Kurt exits the ring trying to gain his wits about him.
Jerry ‘The King’ Lawler: “Great strategy, take some time to regroup.” JR: “I am not so sure King, Angle should keep on him.”
The Undertaker leans down waiting and taunting for Kurt to get back in the ring. Angle rubs his face and climbs back into the ring, quickly he ducks an advance from Taker, then he unleashes and onslaught of his own. Undertaker lifts up an big boot and knocks back Angle. He rolls over and scurries back to his feet not wanting to give up the fight. He again hits Taker with hard rights and lefts, but Taker grabs a hold of him whipping him off the ropes and picking him up into a sidewalk slam.
JR: Sidewalk slam!”
Taker rolls Angle to the open Casket everyone seems to sit on the edge of their seats. Angle grabs Taker by the ankle and twists it out from under him, he has the Ankle lock wrenched on tight, but Taker rolls to his back and kicks Angle off of him. Taker gets to his knees, well Angle goes out of the ring and looks under the ring, taking out a steel chair. He slides back in the ring and dashes for Taker. Taker counters with a boot to the chair and it bounces off Angle’s head. Angel is staggering back, but he sees the casket and freaks out. He turns right into a chokeslam from Undertaker. The fans are chanting loudly and want him to put Kurt in.
Jerry ‘The King’ Lawler: “Kurt is getting put away!”
Undertaker picks up Kurt leading him to the Casket, but he drives and elbow to Taker’s gut! He whips around Taker and delivers a desperate Angle Slam! Everyone in the arena is caught by shock as they gasp.
JR: “No he isn’t!! Angle counters! Angle counters!!!”
Angle coughs as he sits up and looks at Taker. You can see his is tired, then Taker sits straight up, Angle can’t believe it he grabs the steel chair and slams it against Taker, then he does it again. He bounces off the ropes, but Take is up quick and grabs him again for the Chokeslam! He hoist Angle up in that air and thrust him hard to the mat. Taker makes a cut throat taunt and picks Angle back up.
JR: “Undertaker is setting him up…”
He positions him and raises his hand with the crowd cheering. He picks up powerbomb style and slams him down Last Ride into the Casket. Taker pauses for a moment and slams the lid shut!
JR: “Taker wins!” Jerry ‘The King’ Lawler: “Angle took a beating in this match, I have to wonder what will be in store for him.” ----------------------------------------------------
The FINK: "This match is a Last man standing match, the rules are simple, there are no count outs, no submissions, no pinfalls, and no disqualification. The match will continue until one man ins unable to answer the Referee's count of ten, therefore making him the last man standing! Annnnnnnnnnnnd it is for the Woooooooooorld Championship!"
Ding Ding!
JR: “Onto the main event ladies and gentleman, this one will be a slober knocker! We are looking for the next World Champion of RaW!!!” Jerry ‘The King’ Lawler: “Isn’t it always JR? You need a larger vocabulary.” JR: “The World Championship will be determined between The Rock and Chris Jericho. Two of the best wrestlers on this show.”
The Rock’s music plays and fans go crazy! He walks down the ramp lifting the people’s eye brow and smirking.
The FINK: “Making his way to the ring from Hayward, California, He is the People’s champion! Theeeeeeee ROCK!”
The Rock taunts on the turnbuckle still soaking in all of the crowd’s love. The Camera flashes become blinding as he does this and he looks at them all.
JR: “The Rock has been out of action for awhile, but now he is back and ready to take over the world of wrestling by capturing the World Championship.” Jerry ‘The King’ Lawler: “Not if Jericho has anything to say about it JR.”
The arena goes to a low buzz, then Chris Jerico’s music plays. The fans boo loud as he arrogantly makes his way to the stage and struts his way down the ramp.
The FINK: “and his opponent, he hails from Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada, Chris Jericho!”
JR: “I don’t like saying it, but Chris Jericho is talented. It’s not a surprise to see him competing in this match for the title.” Jerry ‘The King’ Lawler: “Talented is an understatement; Jericho is a god of wrestling.”
Jericho taunts with the fans booing him and hops off a turnbuckle looking of at the Rock, both men stare a hole through each other as the World Title is held by the ref and the bell rings.
DING DING DING!
Jericho and the Rock look at each-other than Jericho taunts around his waist to indicate he is not going to lose to The Rock, he continues to talk smack wit hthe Rock staring a hole through him. The Rock unloads on him with a slapping punch, Jericho is knocked down, as he gets back up he is hit with another and backed into the ropes. The Rock whips Jericho across the ring and delivers a rolling back elbow. The fans are shouting loud for their mark. Jericho gets back up wanting to find a corner of refuse. The Rock grabs him again whipping him to the ropes and awaiting him for a rebound, but Jericho pulls himself to the outside. He shakes his head and points to it indicating he is too clever for The Rock.
JR: “Look at this horrible arrogance from Jericho.” Jerry “The King” Lawler: “He has a right to be cocky JR, you would know that if you’ve been to the apex that Chris Jericho has been.”
The Rock has enough of that and rolls out after him, Jericho runs, but the Rock catches him and slams his face off the barricade. Jericho is wobbly. The Rock lifts him up onto his shoulder and goes to torpedo him into the ring post, Jericho counters and the Rock slams his own head off the steel ring post! Jericho grabs the Rock and thrust him back in the ring under the bottom rope. He rolls in after him taunting his bicep and kissing it. The fans boo at him and he waves his hand at them like rodents.
JR: “Now his disrespect for the Raw fans!”
The Rock uses the ropes to pull himself up, Jericho goes to Irish Whip him, but the Rock counters and whips Jericho off the ropes. He ducks to grab him with a Samon Drop, but Jericho kicks him hard! Jericho bounces back off the ropes and ducks a clothesline by Rock, and then he leaps off the other side onto Rock with a flying forearm smash! Jericho mounts Rock and punches him with closed fist. Rock rolls away, but Jericho peruse him and lift him to his feet. He punches him to the corner for good measure and then whips him to the other corner bouncing himself off the ropes and hitting a bulldog!
JR: “Jericho is still on the offensive!” Jerry “The King” Lawler: “And look at him go JR!”
He lifts the Rock back up and whips him to a corner again, this time he is quick to follow for a spear, but the Rock jumps out of the way and Jericho slams his shoulder into the ring post. He cries in pain as the Rock gives him his signature punch against the ropes, then another and another, he draws back taunting to the crowd and delivers the last one knocking Jericho flat against the ropes. The Rock Irish whips him across the ring, but Jericho has enough wits to reverse, he bends for a move, but Rock grabs his head and slams it to the mat. The Rock takes a moment to catch his breath before closing in on Jericho, Jericho guillotines him off the tope rope. Both men are hurting and against the mat, The ref counts.
Ref: “One…Two…Three…Four…"
Jericho is the first to his feet walking to the corner and shaking his hurt shoulder that hit the ring post.
JR: “Jericho seems to be hurting after hitting that ring post.”
Ref: “Five…Six…”
The Rock rolls to his knees Jericho runs and kicks him hard in the guy, but keeps on him he lifts him to the corner kicking him hard in the gut, then followed by a huge chop across the chest. The rock leans through the ropes in pain as the ref scolds Jericho. He pays no attention to the ref as he grabs the Rock again He delivers another hard chop! The Rock is holding his chest tight while Jericho talks trash. He slaps the Rock across the back of the head and then goes for another arrogant chop, the Rock ducks and sends Jericho into the corner. The Rock whips him hard to the corner and goes for a clothesline, but Jericho leaps into a spinning wheel kick!
Jericho gets up to a sitting position as the ref counts.
Ref: “One…Two…Three…Four…"
The Rock stirs and Jericho grabs him quickly, being right on the offensive. He yells at the Ref.
Jericho: “Count to TEN!”
Jerry “The King” Lawler: “I can see why Jericho is getting angry, that ref is taking his good old time counting.” JR: “That is ridiculous King! He is counting the same for both men.”
He picks up The Rock and delivers a picture perfect suplex. He stands up leisurely putting his foot on The Rock’s face and smashes his face to the mat. The fans boo the arrogant move, Jericho looks down at the Rock and stomps again hard on his chest. Rock rolls to the ropes, Jericho pushes The Rock’s throat against the bottom rope, the fans booing loud in anger as he does.
JR: “The Rock is suffocating King this ain’t right! Somebody should stop him.” Jerry ‘The King’ Lawler: “Ah, but it’s a last man standing JR there are no disqualifications, Jericho is a clever fox.”
Jericho pushes away as the Rock rolls to his back holding his throat. The ref starts to count…
Ref: “One…Two…Three…Four…Five!!!”
The Rock pushes himself up from his stomach, Jericho runs over stomping him down then rolling to the outside. He lifts the ring skirt and searches underneath. He yanks out a sledgehammer and smashes it on the ring steps. He slides in the ring and runs the steel hammer off the Rock’s face. He makes a face at the crowd taunting their dismay at what he had done as The Rock falls backwards. Jericho uses the sledge to coke out the Rock yet again, putting his full body weight down on him. Jericho stands up dropping the sledge and taunting to the booing crowd.
JR: “Now they are using weapons!” Jerry “The King” Lawler: “This match is no DQ, anything goes JR.”
Ref: “One…Two…Three…Four…”
Jericho turns, but is slammed in the face by the Rock with the sledgehammer. The Rock slumps to the ropes while Jericho is flipped head over heels. Now the Rock is the one standing with Jericho down. The Rock stomps hard on Jericho’s knee, then calf, and finally his foot. He rolls out of the ring and grabs a steel chair from King’s seat. He places it on Jericho’s face and stomps. Then he taunts with the crowd gone wild and bounces off one side of the ropes, hops over Jericho and bounces off the other stopping just beside the prone Jericho and performs the People’s Elbow!!!
The Rock uses the turnbuckles to stand himself up in the middle of the ref’s counting.
Ref: “One…Two…Three…Four…Five!!!”
JR: “Jericho is just starting to move, this could be his chance.”
Ref: “SIX…SEVEN…EIGHT…NINE…”
Jericho is up, Rock now getting frustrated unleashes a flurry of People’s Punches onto Jericho, He grabs him by the hair and slams his face off the top turnbuckle, then Irish whips him to the other side of the ring with a follow up running DDT! The Rock kip’s up and poses for the roaring crowd. He looks at Jericho measuring him up like the Brahma Bull, He positions Jericho of the Rock Bottom, But Jericho manages to get and elbow to the side of the head, Then he kicks himself from Rock and hits THE CODEBREACKER!!!
JR: “CODEBREAKER!!!”
Ref: “One…Two…”
JR: “Both men are down…Both men are down!!!
Ref: “Three…Four…Five…Six..”
Jericho gets up to his feet looking over at the Rock. He is leaning aginst the turnbuckle as the ref continues to count down the Rock.
Ref: “Seven…Eight….Nine…TEN!!!”
JR: “Can you believe it! Jericho WINS! That son of a b*tch did it!” Jerry ‘The King’ Lawler: “Why are you so surprised JR? Jericho was the first ever wwe Undisputed champion! Now he has defeated The Rock on his over hyped return!” JR: “You can believe that Rock will have something to say, next week thank you ladies and gentlemen! Good Night…”
The show fades out as they are out of air time, the Raw logo plays and they go off air.
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Post by thecarnival on Nov 30, 2010 20:23:46 GMT -5
Here's mine. I was going to add to it, but stuff came up. Whatever The show started off relatively well. The crowd in attendance was very anxious to see what was promised to be the greatest wrestling show in existence in action. What better way to start it off, though, than to have an upcoming alert. The first pay-per-view, "Hold Your Own" would feature a thirty-person over-the-top-rope challenge. The winner of which would receive the most coveted prize the sports entertainment world had every seen. The UCW World Heavyweight Championship. The temporary gm was making his way to the arena now. Mick FoleyI'm so happy to be here guys. When the world seems to shut down on a superstar, one thing is always for certain. YOU CAN STILL COUNT ON THE WRESTLING FANS AROUND THE WORLD, BANG BANG!! The crowd gave a huge pop, and Mick Foley smiled a semi-toothy grin and kept going. Mick FoleyNow before we get too deep in nostalgia, I personally promise you one hell of a show. That's right, bang bang and such. Now who's ready for an open challenge from Mark Henry!? Mark Henry's theme played, "Some bodies gonna get it" and he came out with a big smile on his face. He raised one arm, flexing his muscles, and then the other. Before he could even come all the way down to the ring-side though, Jeff Hardy came out behind him, thwacking him with a chair. The bell hadn't even rung, and already Jeff Hardy was striking like a venomous cobra! Mark Henry was laid out, and there was little anyone could do about it. Jeff Hardy slid into the ring, cracking his neck, and getting ready for the match with a semi-conscious superstar. Mark Henry barely managed to pick the pieces of himself up long enough to get into the ring before the match started. The bell rang, and.... Opening Match: Singles Mark Henry vs. Jeff Hardy [/center] Jeff Rolled Mark Henry over, attempting a pin. One... Two.. Mark threw Jeff off of him violently, though half-heartedly. He appeared to be mildly concussed. Blood could now be seen coming from the back of his head, and he did not look okay. Jeff raced over again as Mark Henry made it to all fours, performing a dropkick to Mark Henry's knee. Mark fell again, just laying there, blood pouring out of him. He wiped some of it off, but couldn't stay up long enough to do anything else. He had no hope of winning this match-up. Jeff Hardy came out one more time, and attempted yet another pin on the world's strongest man, but no luck. His leg was under the rope. Jeff tried to drag Mark Henry away, but the four-hundred plus pound silverback was just too hefty. Mark Henry managed to push his opponent off of him, and get up at the same time as Jeff Hardy. Jeff ran at him full force, but couldn't get him off his feet, crashing into the World's Strongest Man and falling in a heap on the floor. Mark Henry staggered to the rope before the younger Hardy could stand again, and crashed his full body-weight into a splash to completely take out Jeff Hardy. In a state of utter shock from pain and surprise, the Anti-Christ of professional wrestling was pinned 1.2.3; and beaten by an only half conscious Mark Henry. The match ended for Mark Henry, but Jeff was still completely pissed. He quickly got his chair again, but this time wasn't able to do any damage with it. The Heart-Break Kid ran out, attacking Jeff Hardy and trading blow after blow. The end result having either superstar pulled from one-another by security. The crowd was booing loudly at Jeff Hardy, truly hoping that his gimmick would have changed considering that he was now on a new show. The Anti-Christ, though, was the persona that he truly had become. The camera cut out for a commercial. The next match was lined up already. The following match would be a handicap match. The first team to come out was said to be one of the world's greatest tag-teams, The Guru of Greatness John Morrison, and The Ex-WWE champion The Miz: The Dirt Sheet. Either superstar came out with their own entrances combined to save time. Their opponents, a team that has long-since been awaited as a return. The Rated R superstar, and Captain Charisma himself: Edge and Christian. Second: Tag-team John Morrison and The Miz vs. Edge and Christian As the bell rang, either superstar went to their corner and decided who would go out first. The decided beginning opponents would be Christian and John Morrison. Either superstar came out with fists blazing, so-to-speak. John Morrison attempted a kick, but was caught, managing a hand-stand into a kick to the head of his own. Christian fell back, and blind-tagged Edge before running back into the ring. He was dropped by a leg-lariat, before Edge came in with a spear and a pin. 1...2... The Miz breaks up the tag! The Miz is forced back to his corner, but Edge and Christian play fair nonetheless. Edge picked up John Morrison, tossing him into the ropes. John came back at him, attempting a clothesline, but Edge dropped underneath it. Edge turned around and... BAM! Leg Lariot off the second rope. What a rebound! Either superstar is slightly groggy, and takes a moment, but gets to their feet nonetheless. Edge makes it to his feet first, setting up for another spear. The Tuesday Night Delight is ready for it though, and side-steps just before contact. The injured Edge goes flying into the corner-post and The Miz is tagged in. The tag results in a skull-crushing finale, but instead of going for the pin, Miz picks up Edge and tosses him back into his corner, calling for Christian to jump in. Edge shakes his head, acting as though he will not tag no matter what, and groggily getting to his feet. Slyly, though, Christian manages a second blind tag, and when Edge just stands there, The Miz goes in for his signature clothesline. That when he's hit by either boot by an upside-down Christian who goes for a crossbody. The Miz catches the shot, but rolls with the momentum of the shot and gets himself on the top of the pinning predicament. 1...2... Edge jumps in, but catches a flying forearm via JoMo and... 3!!! The Dirt Sheet wins! The Dirt Sheet wins their UCW debut! The second commercial of the night is up and midway through it it shows Mick Foley coming up for an announcement. 1st Segment: Mick Foley[/] Bang Bang!
A loud pop.
Mick Foley Yeah, yeah. I just always feel so good when I get a pop for saying two words that don't really make sense for a grown man to say in the first place. Let's get a few things straight, though. I'm not hired to UCW to be commissioner Mick. I wasn't even hired here to be Mick Foley. I was informed that the first second they had the chance, they were going to strip me of the title of General Manager the first time they had the chance. I was also told to announce that the first GM is going to be earned in four weeks. That would be the coming of the Unreal Championship, you say? Well I have one question for you. What's the difference? Well I'll tell you now that there is no difference. The great thing about the General Manager title is that they are the one that hold's the belt. You call the shots, but under only special circumstances. You must defend your championship every month. You must compete at least every other week. And honestly, that sounds pretty rewarding. So I've decided a long time ago; I'll be the first to become that belt holder. Just wait for a Cactus Champ. BANG BANG! BANG BANG!
The crowd gave a loud cheer, but before Mick could say any more, someone in a black jacket and hood attacked Mick Foley from behind. He was left out cold, as the man was appearently holding brass knuckles. The attacker then just left to the back again, leaving another match to start.
The Hitman was the next to come out. Rob Terry following him. The two together looked thoroughly ready for some action. Neither had been given a real shot for some time now, and either were ready to make something of the chance they were given with the now pro-level UCW.
Before entering the ring, Bret Hard went out to one of his younger fans, putting his sun-glasses on the excited youth's head. He then stepped into the ring, discarding his leather jacket and listening for the bell.
Third Match: Singles Bret Hart vs. Rob Terry
The self-proclaimed best there will ever be hit the offensive, throwing a few punches. Rob Terry ate the hits up like chocolate, begging for more. When his appetite was filled, Rob quickly dropped Bret with a clothesline. Bret rolled from an elbow drop, leaving either of them to race to their feet. Their rise was simultaneous. Bret attempted to whip The Freak Rob Terry into the corner, but there was no luck, as he didn't budge. Rob Terry pulled him in, landing a very awkward big boot but not letting go of his arm. He then pulled him back to his feet, and tossed him with his own Irish whip, right into the ropes. When Bret came back, he managed to put everything in a cross-body dropping Terry and attempting a pin.
1...
Bret was tossed completely off of Rob Terry. Either of them stood up at the same time again, shaking hands for a brief second before continuing the match. But before they could get passed a lock-up, Batista his the ring. He speared Terry with a surprising intensity. He then turned to Rob Terry and the two began trading shots, the match immediately called as a no-contest. Rob began to catch an upper-hand on Batista until he took off his belt buckle, and busted Terry wide-open with it. Terry fell like a pack of bricks, barely standing back up in time to take a spear of his own. Batista smiled, now bending down and putting on a pair of sunglasses he'd dropped. He didn't say a word, instead walking back up the ramp and leaving amidst a chorus of boos.
Fourth Match: Singles Amazing Red vs. Awesome Kong
After a quick commercial break, Awesome Kong and Amazing Red had already begun their match-up. Kong had been taking several high-flying hits, and Amazing Red, in turn, had been beating himself up just trying to keep the monster on the defensive. Red had struck a few strong moves here and there on Awesome Kong; a high-risk dropkick, and a 450degrees splash, but she never once lost her composure.
This is where the match came back from the commercial. Awesome Kong had been taken to a corner, and Amazing Red was running right for her. Kong moved out the way, running into a rope to the side, and Red took the miss quite well at first, managing to flip off the turnbuckle and land on either foot. Awesome Kong had other plans, landing a clothesline off of her rebound that was truly as amazing as her opponent's name. Awesome Kong didn't bother for a quick pin, instead picking her opponent off of the mat, and managing a huge Awesome Bomb, following up by rolling him over and pinning him.
1.. 2.. 3..
And the match was over. Awesome Kong had managed a victory.
Jack was one of the few left in the show for the day. The titantron showed him heading straight for the ring through the hallways. He still had a ways to go before making it there though, and so the announcers (Jim Ross and Matt Striker) began talking out a recap of the episode. By the time it was over, Jack Swagger's entrance had just began to play.
2nd Segment: Jack Swagger issues a challenge.
Jack Swagger made it straight to the arena, stopping for his signature chest-pounding walk, and his push-ups, and never for a second dropping that cockiness he held about him. He took the microphone in his hand, and began to speak slowly. Surely.
Jack Swagger I'm an All American American. I have never once lost in an unimpressive match. I don't even think I'm capable of losing a real match these days to begin with But let's stick to the point. I've decided to make an All-American American American American American challenge to a man who's managed to humiliate me more than a single time before. Let's see what you've got... Mark Henry![/center] The fans began booing their heads off and Mark Henry, who'd been rushed to the hospital earlier that night, obviously didn't come. Jack Swagger Come on, big-guy. I know you've been through a tough match. And you probably don't like to think that you're able to win another, or... for that matter, win against me on any day of the week. That's not the point. Mark, you need to face the facts. These fans want to see a quality match, and the All-American American just called you out. Are you gonna just let me walk this time? Yeah? Well there you have it folks! Big Mark Henry just doesn't have the time of day anymore for you guys past his working hours. And that's a real shame. He should probably just stay at home forever anyway, because when I win that UCW world heavyweight championship, HE'S FIRED! Jack Swagger's music played, and he began walking his way back up the ramp. He left, his music still playing. That is.. until it was interrupted by amazing pyro from an ex-world heavyweight champion. Kane! Main Event: Kane vs. Abyss As Kane made it to the ring, he had a sickening smile on his face, ready to take out a new opponent. Abyss was next to come out, though he did not make it to the ring before either superstar was attacked. This marked the third attack on the first show. Wade Barret made his way to the ring as either superstar was attack. Kane managed to Big Boot the animal Batista right as Abyss Black-hole Slammed the masked opponent running after him. Either of them seemed to be becoming quite on top of who they were fighting until... RKO! Kane, who was facing Wade Barret, never saw it coming! Kane looked stunned, but instead of staying down, he got to his knees just in time for a devilish kick to the side of his head. Kane was out like a light. Abyss, who was now gunning for Wade Barret, did not see Jeff Hardy come up from behind, a pipe in hand, and attack ruthlessly. Abyss stood there and took it at first, eventually even grabbing the pipe for a moment, but he tried to wring it from the Anti-Christ's hands, Barret came up from behind with a big boot, lowering Abyss down in time for a Twist of Hate. The show went to a close as a new music played. Not the Nexus' music, or Jeff Hardy's. Not Randy Orton's, or... well any original superstar. It was the music of "Monster" by skillet. Each of the superstars from this deadly assault, now showing their true colors, headed to the back. END OF SHOW
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